Charles Paul Freund

Here’s W ketchup, perfect for pouring over freedom fries. ‘You don’t support Democrats,’ says the tag line, ‘why should your ketchup?’ The brand was born, recalls the manufacturers chairman, when a group of friends found that reaching for Heinz condiments was spoiling their barbecues. The company insists that W stands for Washington.
Political foods used to be a novelty in the U.S. There was a 1964 campaign soft drink named Goldwater, for example, and its Democratic answer, Johnson Juice. The 1970s saw the short-lived Billy Beer, named for Jimmy Carters hapless brother (who actually drank Pabst). In recent years, though, political branding has become a niche of sorts. The Iraq invasion saw a wave of anti-Saddam hot sauce brands. Ben & Jerry?s, the ice cream outfit, is one of numerous companies to associate their products with liberal causes. In response, some conservatives are now producing Star Spangled Ice Cream, available in such flavors as Nutty Environmentalist and I Hate the French Vanilla.
In fact, W ketchup itself has inspired an alternative. A product called Bush Country Ketchup accuses the W brand of centrist politics, and of merely ‘masquerad[ing] as a conservative condiment.’ Bush Country markets itself with the tagline, ‘Making sure Kerry won?t ketchup to W.

Charges Dropped Against Men who Forced Son to Drink Hot Sauce

SARASOTA, Fla. (AP) — Prosecutors in Sarasota have decided to drop felony child-neglect charges against a man who forced his 13-year-old stepson to drink hot sauce as punishment for leaving a
gate open.

An attorney for Michael Massanelli says prosecutors have acknowledged that making the teenager drink hot sauce was NO different than washing a child’s mouth out with soap. In the words of lawyer Derek Byrd, “if giving hot sauce were criminal, then a lot of our grandmothers would have gone to jail.”

Sheriff’s detectives charged Massanelli in June and booked him into jail on child abuse charges. An arrest report says he told detectives he was upset because his two-year-old daughter could
have wandered out of the left open by his stepson.

After forcing him to drink the hot sauce, the Boy told detectives his stepfather wouldn’t allow him to rinse his mouth, which “felt as if it were on fire.” Detectives say they charged
Massanelli with child abuse because he intentionally inflicted physical or mental injury upon the boy.

Later, the prosecutors amended the charge to felony child neglect. But Byrd says once they examined the record, they realized
there was NO malice or criminal intent.