(post bumped as a reminder - send in your entries!)

The crew at Jungle Jim’s has kindly offered (4) Firecracker 500’s up for grabs in a contest that will run until the winners are announced on the 4th of July.
Contest Specs:
- In 500 words or less, describe your hottest & funniest 4th of July ever
- 1-2 pictures can be included (no more then that please)
- Entries will be accepted until Saturday, July 1st
- Winners will be announced Tuesday, July 4th
- Winning entries will be voted upon by 3 judges: Bret (Jungle Jim’s), Nick (HSB) and yet to be determined third judge (Blair (pending availability) or ChrisK)
- Entries can be emailed to: contest@hotsauceblog.com
- By submitting an entry, you authorize the HSB to publish any entry item submitted.
That’s it! 4 Winners will recieve a Firecracker 500 from the Jungle Jim’s crew absolutely free!
Now get to writing!
Chilehead Comments:
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Have fun everone and enjoy. I want to see some good stuff. Good luck. PEACE BRET
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 6/25/2006 at 9:25 am said:
Can we have a secondary contest running along with it also? Name the date: How long it will be before someone is up in arms over some aspect of it?
:-)
Thanks for the generosity, time & trouble guys! I’m glad you have a thick skin Nick!
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I think you already won then Jim. Is your guess soon? ![]()
Unfortunately, as soon as some read this Im thinking…hope not though
Damn, if I have to be a back-up, “Blair (pending availability) or ChrisK”
Im not complaining, thats a nice act to follow
chrisk on 6/25/2006 at 9:47 am said:
I think you already won then Jim. Is your guess soon?
Unfortunately, as soon as some read this Im thinking…hope not thoughDamn, if I have to be a back-up, “Blair (pending availability) or ChrisK”
Im not complaining, thats a nice act to follow
I try to push you in there chris. Maybe Blair will step down.LOL
I’am glad nick did not post this yesterday no one would have seen it. I though everyone fell off the face of earth. So I ask Blair if I could have all of the missing blogers Firecrackers 500. He said YES.LOL HAve a good Sunday everyone I will be on & off all day. I’am at work. Peace Bret
Bret on 6/25/2006 at 9:27 am said:
Have fun everone and enjoy. I want to see some good stuff. Good luck. PEACE BRET
Looks like a missing Y
I just want to say that a finer panel of judges could not have been assembled. Bret , Nick , Blair, and Chris embodied the chili community as a whole. I am honored that they will be judging my submission.
(can I take my boots off now
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Nick Lindauer on 6/25/2006 at 10:17 am said:
Need some chapstick?
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It would help ![]()
Nick Lindauer on 6/25/2006 at 10:17 am said:
Need some chapstick?
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Does this mean that you’re taking bribes Nick? ![]()
I will sit back with Jim and watch the fireworks for the Fireworks. Someone is bound to end up saying something offensive ![]()
Then I will Preach on.
The long windedness and attempted philosophical attempts to the justification of whatever gets said are the best comments to read, then later in the thread watching the supposed offender trying to make it look like it was nothing and was all taken out of context comment is usually the best because everyone knows it is malarky and he is trying to just make them selves look good (which always does the opposite).
Ever think about banning offenders and arguers. As soon as something happens a thread goes up saying so and so is disqualified?
Might keep people from getting involved in the stuff (except those like me that will not enter these contests
People like me just instigate it
hehee now that could actually be funny, just say stuff here and there about this and that to get a rise out of some people ![]()
Hehehe ok thet the games Begin ![]()
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 10:25 am said:
Does this mean that you’re taking bribes Nick?
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Just remember who was first in line ![]()
Whoa pmac! Looks like you took your brain food today. ![]()
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 10:25 am said:
Does this mean that you’re taking bribes Nick?
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Hahah mmmm messy after a night of hot sauce ingestion.
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 10:09 am said:
I just want to say that a finer panel of judges could not have been assembled. Bret , Nick , Blair, and Chris embodied the chili community as a whole. I am honored that they will be judging my submission.
(can I take my boots off now
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Nick Lindauer on 6/25/2006 at 10:17 am said:
Need some chapstick?
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I was thinking the same thing Nick
Hey huv, thanks for offering me the extra habby
but Im only a back-up for now
“People like me just instigate it hehee now that could actually be funny, just say stuff here and there about this and that to get a rise out of some people
Hehehe ok thet the games Begin “
pmac, you just itchin to start arent you…lol ![]()
What about us Canucks!?!? We have Canada Day July 1st!
Who said anything about sitting back?! I’m on the public dole today (and tomorrow- gotta love those 48 hour shifts!)- I intend to have my essay in shortly ![]()
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 10:35 am said:
Just remember who was first in line
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Nick didn’t respond, so I guess it’s true.
ChrisK on 6/25/2006 at 10:36 am said:
I was thinking the same thing Nick
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Hey huv, thanks for offering me the extra habby
but Im only a back-up for now
Looks like Jr. can be bought tooo!!!
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Nope I would not do that,…However I know there are others that would to try to get others disqualified, but the thing, or gift would be, to be able to say stuff without disqualifying yourself, and have others react to it. That would be someone worthy of winning with writing talents like that
and a creative enough imagination.
I am of course completely joking with this line of topic, but ya gotta admit… there have been some interesting contest threads here ![]()
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 6/25/2006 at 10:40 am said:
Who said anything about sitting back?! I’m on the public dole today (and tomorrow- gotta love those 48 hour shifts!)- I intend to have my essay in shortly
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Ahhhh the tax payers dollars at work ![]()
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 10:41 am said:
Nick didn’t respond, so I guess it’s true.
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Looks like Jr. can be bought tooo!!!
Hmmmm I do have a bit of HABBY left. I was going to finish it up on some Shrimp on the grill - but it’s been pouring all weekend. Perhaps I will save it ![]()
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 10:36 am said:
Whoa pmac! Looks like you took your brain food today.
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Thanks Tracy
feeling good drinking my second Timmys XL coffee
gonna go see Click later today with Adam Sandler. Feeling too smart, need to kill a few brain cells with mindless humour. ![]()
Let’s get them all covered now
1) It’s not fair that someone that has already bought one (or more) might now end up with even more by winning one.
2) There aren’t 48 pages of clearly marked rules & sub rules so that us ‘cheaters’ might find a way to be seen ‘cheating’
3) The judging is entirely TOO SUBJECTIVE. I mean, who are we to trust those folks named on the judging panel?! ![]()
Jim, will anyone understand why you think your event was funny? Firemen ALWAYS have a strange sense of humor!
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 10:44 am said:
Hmmmm I do have a bit of HABBY left. I was going to finish it up on some Shrimp on the grill - but it’s been pouring all weekend. Perhaps I will save it
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Huv’s cheating already! Nanny Nanny boo boo
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 10:42 am said:
Ahhhh the tax payers dollars at work
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Don’t know about the *work* part, put I can tell you *where* they’re going ![]()
Ohh There is CaJohn, Hello Sir so good to make your aquaintance. How the hell have you been Sir!?
Hope all is well. Got the auction bottles all ready, soon gonna auction those for the charity. I hope so. :)I wanna see what you all have got cooked up
!!!!!
Hey Cajohn, saw you and Blair on the tube yesterday!
CaJohn on 6/25/2006 at 10:45 am said:
Jim, will anyone understand why you think your event was funny? Firemen ALWAYS have a strange sense of humor!
DK-DC as we say around here, and that just isn’t the initials for a couple of the bloggers
Funny you should say that, ’cause it is a 4th of July here at the firehouse I intend to write about ![]()
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 10:50 am said:
Hey Cajohn, saw you and Blair on the tube yesterday!
??? What channel what program??? I wanna see them where where where?!?!?!
pmac, I was just giving you some room to get to 1000 first. My bottles have been sent off to Blair, and his bottles have been signed by me and sent off to Nick. So I guess I can say “it’s out of my hands now”! Glad you caught the reruns TC!
Well CaJohn, getting to 1000 was not all it’s cut up to be, there is this really icky handshake thingy, and the only ones smiling after it are chrisk and Huvason.
You are left with a sense of violation.
It’s really hard to explain, but…I have said to much.
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 6/25/2006 at 10:50 am said:
DK-DC as we say around here, and that just isn’t the initials for a couple of the bloggers
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Funny you should say that, ’cause it is a 4th of July here at the firehouse I intend to write about
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Jim, I know you care about everything! You know damn near everything as well! Maybe you could send your audition essay. Your writing so much now you must feel like your back in school! How’s the book coming by the way?
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 10:44 am said:
Hmmmm I do have a bit of HABBY left. I was going to finish it up on some Shrimp on the grill - but it’s been pouring all weekend. Perhaps I will save it
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Raining here to
I just need a bit extra from our drum huvason, thats all.
Maybe Creator should have a habby-horse eating contest as well.
pmac on 6/25/2006 at 10:45 am said:
Thanks Tracy
feeling good drinking my second Timmys XL coffee
gonna go see Click later today with Adam Sandler. Feeling too smart, need to kill a few brain cells with mindless humour.
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Saw Click last night. Pretty funny movie.
pmac on 6/25/2006 at 10:55 am said:
Well CaJohn, getting to 1000 was not all it’s cut up to be, there is this really icky handshake thingy, and the only ones smiling after it are chrisk and Huvason.
You are left with a sense of violation.It’s really hard to explain, but…I have said to much.
You still need to get through the second one pmac ![]()
CaJohn on 6/25/2006 at 10:56 am said:
Jim, I know you care about everything! You know damn near everything as well! Maybe you could send your audition essay. Your writing so much now you must feel like your back in school! How’s the book coming by the way?
All right, I do care. Yup- I’m a phony
I can certainly argue the ‘knowing everything’ part!
Sent the essay in, haven’t heard back. Can’t say I’ll be disappointed if they don’t pick me though- life is just about as full as it can be at the moment! Home only 12 hours yesterday & don’t get home again til Tuesday afternoon & then it starts to get busy! Waaah, waaah, waaaah
Book is on hold (90% completed) along with the rest of my life till at least August 19th.
How come everytime I get talking dirty
People leave LOL.
Ok i will shut up.
My best 4th of July was last year. Because I woke up. Just waking up the next day is something to be grateful for.
Today is a gift.
Thats why they call it “The Present”
Just my 2 cents ![]()
School also wasn’t this hard ![]()
pmac on 6/25/2006 at 10:51 am said:
??? What channel what program??? I wanna see them where where where?!?!?!
Was on the Food Network, unwrapped I think. It was a rerun, but still cool to see.
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 11:11 am said:
Was on the Food Network, unwrapped I think. It was a rerun, but still cool to see.
It was ‘Unwrapped’. John knew it was going to air also- if he wasn’t so danged modest, he might have informed the list about it so we ALL could have seen it.
Anthony on 6/25/2006 at 10:40 am said:
What about us Canucks!?!? We have Canada Day July 1st!
That works for me what about you Nick.
Speaking of thoes over 1000 posts and soon 2000. I am having some special patches made up for everyone to put on their Team HSB shirts to commemorate the accomplishment.
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 6/25/2006 at 9:25 am said:
Can we have a secondary contest running along with it also? Name the date: How long it will be before someone is up in arms over some aspect of it?
:-)
Thanks for the generosity, time & trouble guys! I’m glad you have a thick skin Nick!
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I am right there with you!!!!
Have been on the recieving end of a few of thoes
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 6/25/2006 at 9:25 am said:
Can we have a secondary contest running along with it also? Name the date: How long it will be before someone is up in arms over some aspect of it?
:-)
Thanks for the generosity, time & trouble guys! I’m glad you have a thick skin Nick!
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Don’t worry Jim, I will not be participating in this contest as I have already purchased a Firecracker 500 and I only need 1. Sorry to disapoint you, but even if I were going to enter this one, I find nothing wrong with the way this one has been set up. This is as fair as it could possibly be, and thankfully, nobody will be able to complain that any of the judges’ votes count for more than any of the others. Nice job Nick, and I mean that sincerely.
Ryan@angrypepper on 6/25/2006 at 12:56 pm said:
Don’t worry Jim, I will not be participating in this contest as I have already purchased a Firecracker 500 and I only need 1. Sorry to disapoint you, but even if I were going to enter this one, I find nothing wrong with the way this one has been set up. This is as fair as it could possibly be, and thankfully, nobody will be able to complain that any of the judges’ votes count for more than any of the others. Nice job Nick, and I mean that sincerely.
Ryan maybe Mrs Ryan has a good one to tell. Peace my man.
You posted! I only would have been “disappointed” if you *hadn’t*
It honestly wasn’t directed at you because I don’t keep track of who says what, or hold it against them! It’s ALL good ![]()
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 6/25/2006 at 1:07 pm said:
You posted! I only would have been “disappointed” if you *hadn’t*
It honestly wasn’t directed at you because I don’t keep track of who says what, or hold it against them! It’s ALL good
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I figured it was a general statement, but I have complained about things in the past, which usually gets people on the bandwagon of bash Ryan (Newman and whoever else was doing it). My statement was meant to be sarcastic, but the unfortunate thing about a typed dialogue is that the tone of the dialogue is not easily conveyed. Guess I should add something to my comments to let the reader know. Anywho, I gotta go get a new monitor. Mine is dead and I’m using the wife’s computer.
Bret on 6/25/2006 at 1:01 pm said:
Ryan maybe Mrs Ryan has a good one to tell. Peace my man.
Knowing her family, I’m sure she’s got something good, but she’s at work right now. I’ll see if I can’t get her to enter something.
I just want something funny to read. OK…..ok Roman candles come to mind. Do you know what can happen when you hold them in your hand and play war with someone else. Oh did I say, we were in a old Barn. You run into woods and watch Jim and his friends put the fire out. It was a friends grandpas Barn they were in the middle of tearing it down we just help it along.
pmac on 6/25/2006 at 11:04 am said:
How come everytime I get talking dirty
People leave LOL.
Ok i will shut up.
My best 4th of July was last year. Because I woke up. Just waking up the next day is something to be grateful for.
Today is a gift.
Thats why they call it “The Present”Just my 2 cents
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Does that mean you never woke up the next day prior to last yer? ![]()
Ryan@angrypepper on 6/25/2006 at 1:16 pm said:
I figured it was a general statement, but I have complained about things in the past, which usually gets people on the bandwagon of bash Ryan (Newman and whoever else was doing it). My statement was meant to be sarcastic, but the unfortunate thing about a typed dialogue is that the tone of the dialogue is not easily conveyed. Guess I should add something to my comments to let the reader know. Anywho, I gotta go get a new monitor. Mine is dead and I’m using the wife’s computer.
Apologies again, sir! I sent you a note off blog.
Man I’am great mood today. I’am gone go see what I can give away Downstairs. Maybe some Lava Lava our some THT. our some Defcon sauce I’ll find something.
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 10:44 am said:
Hmmmm I do have a bit of HABBY left. I was going to finish it up on some Shrimp on the grill - but it’s been pouring all weekend. Perhaps I will save it
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Huvason, EAT IT!! Just think, you only have to wait about 3 weeks to get another one.
ChrisK on 6/25/2006 at 11:00 am said:
Raining here to
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I just need a bit extra from our drum huvason, thats all.
Maybe Creator should have a habby-horse eating contest as well.
Be careful what you wish for. With the new stuff approaching carbon fire, perhaps I should re-name it “Harsh-Radish”. LOL!!! Wait, gotta write that down…
DEFCON Creator on 6/25/2006 at 1:27 pm said:
Huvason, EAT IT!! Just think, you only have to wait about 3 weeks to get another one.
It’s eaten! I saved a little to make a sauce for some shrimp on the grill! Trust me - the jar is empty (execpt for a tiny bit!)
DEFCON Creator on 6/25/2006 at 1:30 pm said:
Be careful what you wish for. With the new stuff approaching carbon fire, perhaps I should re-name it “Harsh-Radish”. LOL!!! Wait, gotta write that down…
OK, list of events:
1. DEFCON 2 wing easting contest
2. DEFCON ONE wing eating contest
3. HABBY horse eating contest
4. Extract tasting contest.
Man - is 5 hours enough ![]()
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 1:32 pm said:
OK, list of events:
1. DEFCON 2 wing easting contest
2. DEFCON ONE wing eating contest
3. HABBY horse eating contest
4. Extract tasting contest.Man - is 5 hours enough
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you going to win all 4 huvason????
DEFCON Creator on 6/25/2006 at 1:30 pm said:
Be careful what you wish for. With the new stuff approaching carbon fire, perhaps I should re-name it “Harsh-Radish”. LOL!!! Wait, gotta write that down…
“Harsh-Radish” Actually Creator, I like it…both the strength and the name ![]()
you going to win all 4 huvason????
Not me. Will have to say Nick is the hands on favorite. I’ll certainly enter just about any event there though ![]()
Hmmmm, actually I wasn’t gonna let you guys into the #2 wing contest, let some of the less “chiliheaded” have a chance to win. You guys are in the #1 wing contest, which is much more up your alley, and prize is THAT much better, due to the difficulty, and the empathy I have for all those who enter, as the next morning will be a memorable one.
As for the horseradish eating contest, I’ll have to think about that one, and make sure I can make enough of it. It’s not the easiest thing finding GOOD fresh horseradish root.
pmac on 6/25/2006 at 10:50 am said:
Ohh There is CaJohn, Hello Sir so good to make your aquaintance. How the hell have you been Sir!?
Hope all is well. Got the auction bottles all ready, soon gonna auction those for the charity. I hope so. :)I wanna see what you all have got cooked up!!!!!
CaJohn on 6/25/2006 at 10:53 am said:
pmac, I was just giving you some room to get to 1000 first. My bottles have been sent off to Blair, and his bottles have been signed by me and sent off to Nick. So I guess I can say “it’s out of my hands now”! Glad you caught the reruns TC!
LOOK ON EBAY!!!
huvason on 6/25/2006 at 1:21 pm said:
Does that mean you never woke up the next day prior to last yer?
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Nope it just asked what the best one ever was, …this year will be the best one ever, but it has to get here first.
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 3:05 pm said:
LOOK ON EBAY!!!
Why? where?
check your email pmac
Tip to whomever listed, I will assume Nick…
You have to list with CaJohn’s and Blair’s.
The listing is with the word Blair only.
There would be a lot more coverage if you have the extra 2 characters for the Blair’s searchers I did not see it until i looked up cajohns because I collect both. Some do not though.
K no screwing around, my bid was just placed ![]()
You are getting good money minimum.
didnt get an email TracyC. But i found it regardless.
Thanks for the tip.
pmac on 6/25/2006 at 3:19 pm said:
Tip to whomever listed, I will assume Nick…
You have to list with CaJohn’s and Blair’s.
The listing is with the word Blair only.
There would be a lot more coverage if you have the extra 2 characters for the Blair’s searchers I did not see it until i looked up cajohns because I collect both. Some do not though.
K no screwing around, my bid was just placed
You are getting good money minimum.
Let me correct myself and appologies up front…
You don’t “HAVE” to listthat way, but I would recommend it. Others may or may not agree, but there are non bloggers out there.
I never search for Blair too much Tony Blair stuff out there.
I found it after searching for Blair - I want it!!! ![]()
Those are magnificant.
NickL, will you infact be auctioning all 5 sets?
They are two styling pieces!! Looks like they’ll fetch a decent price as well.
DEFCON Creator on 6/25/2006 at 2:00 pm said:
Hmmmm, actually I wasn’t gonna let you guys into the #2 wing contest, let some of the less “chiliheaded” have a chance to win. You guys are in the #1 wing contest, which is much more up your alley, and prize is THAT much better, due to the difficulty, and the empathy I have for all those who enter, as the next morning will be a memorable one.
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As for the horseradish eating contest, I’ll have to think about that one, and make sure I can make enough of it. It’s not the easiest thing finding GOOD fresh horseradish root.
I’m not entering the DEFCON TWO contest…… Just the ones that can hurt me ![]()
Tracy C on 6/25/2006 at 3:05 pm said:
LOOK ON EBAY!!!
Smoley Hokes Batman! Sharp eyes Tracy! I didn’t know they were there either! I am somebody
A touched, humbled, indebted and flattered somebody at that!
Just because my family is full of rednecks that use black powder to blow themselves up or cause women to go into labor does not mean i have any funny stories to tell….. ![]()
Just saw the auction for the “Jim set”…Nice job guys!
That above comment was mine the hubby was to lazy to put my log in info back where it belonged…… ![]()
Mrs.Ryan on 6/25/2006 at 11:44 pm said:
That above comment was mine the hubby was to lazy to put my log in info back where it belonged……
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She’s talking about the comment referring to her family
This sounds like fun, I can’t wait to read the entries.
P.S. Keep my name out of your mouth.
newman on 6/26/2006 at 5:56 am said:
This sounds like fun, I can’t wait to read the entries.
P.S. Keep my name out of your mouth.
Yes Ma’am
So sorry newman. OH DAMN! Isaid newmanagain…and there it is agian, guess you’re just gonna have to deal with it newman
Ryan@angrypepper on 6/26/2006 at 10:26 am said:
Yes Ma’am
So sorry newman. OH DAMN! Isaid newmanagain…and there it is agian, guess you’re just gonna have to deal with it newman
Let the instigation begin.
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pmac on 6/26/2006 at 11:21 am said:
Let the instigation begin.
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Now Pmac, you be a good boy now and leave this to the adults ![]()
Hahah you got it. I will sit back like I said! LOL
AND IT’S pmac GOSHDARNITALLTOHECK!
FC 500 began shipping today. I contacted them and asked.
Nate#2 on 6/29/2006 at 6:43 pm said:
FC 500 began shipping today. I contacted them and asked.
Thanks for the update…………….
NO TWO BOTTLES ARE THE SAME— (on extremefood)
sounds interesting.
FIRECRACKER 500 AND VERY SPECIAL “ENCORE”(extremefood)
sounds interesting too.
Nate#2 on 6/30/2006 at 9:31 am said:
NO TWO BOTTLES ARE THE SAME— (on extremefood)
sounds interesting.
“ENJOY YOUR UNLTRA SPRECIAL LAST OF THE LEGEND FIRECRACKER 500 AND VERY SPECIAL “ENCORE”"
The “SPECIAL ENCORE” sounds interesting also ![]()
Nate#2 on 6/30/2006 at 9:34 am said:
FIRECRACKER 500 AND VERY SPECIAL “ENCORE”(extremefood)
sounds interesting too.
Vic on 6/30/2006 at 9:37 am said:
“ENJOY YOUR UNLTRA SPRECIAL LAST OF THE LEGEND FIRECRACKER 500 AND VERY SPECIAL “ENCORE”"
The “SPECIAL ENCORE” sounds interesting also
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Hey you said that- no I said that, we both said that! ![]()
WE HAVE STARTED SHIPPING YOUR FIRECRACKER 500, all the other is all great an all, but that line is what is the nicest thing!!! They are on the way ladies and *cough*gentlemen*cough*(i use that term very loosley :D, so now you that have a tough time waiting, go to the door step and wait for the delivery man ![]()
He has stuck an extra NR in there, anyone know what that might stand for?
“ENJOY YOUR UNLTRA SPRECIAL”
I might as well wait for the delivery man whenever mine ships, it’s going to be agonizing.













Can we have a secondary contest running along with it also? Name the date: How long it will be before someone is up in arms over some aspect of it?
:-)
Thanks for the generosity, time & trouble guys! I’m glad you have a thick skin Nick!