Announcing: Uncle Big’s “Serial Killer” Private Reserve
Straight from Cell Block B of the Saskatchewan Correctional Facility comes Uncle Big’s Serial Killer Private Reserve.
It’s been over a year in the making, with numerous different flavour combinations from around the world, varying mind blowing heat intensities, personal injury, strained marriages, and even a break and enter, but finally Uncle Big is proud to unleash his unbridled rage here on Hot Sauce Blog.
The UBK Serial Killer Private Reserve is infused with 11 peppers including the “Dorset Naga” pepper and is the self proclaimed and so far uncontested “hottest sauce in Canada”.
Uncle Big chose a cognac inspired bottle which fits nicely in its final resting place, a black UBK embroidered “bottle bag”, with a screened moniker denoting the contents of said body bag.
The UBK Serial Killer reserve release purchase options are as follows:
Bagged and Tagged: $79
The first 5 oz offering comes housed in a handmade “bottle bag” complete with hand signed laminated Certificate of Authenticity tucked in the back and “toe tag” on the bag sporting the UBK Reserve Logo. Each 5 oz bottle is stamped, hand signed (1-55) and numbered by Uncle Big himself.
Now remember, Uncle Big wants his reserve to be eaten so each “bagged and tagged” set, comes with a matching 2 oz tasting bottle. Open it, Uncle Big dares ya!!
This is a limited run of 55 bottles.
Out Of The Bag: $49
The second chilehead option is a 5 oz bottle double dipped, stamped with the UBK royal seal, and riding shotgun is a double dipped 2 oz taster.
This 5 oz is signed by Uncle Big and the back sticker contains each bottle’s number.
This is a limited run of 55 bottles.
For Uncle Big, the sauce inside the bottle is what he’s most proud of as is the case with all of his sauces. This one is no different as Uncle Big hopes everyone enjoys the flavour of the Serial Killer before the long fuse of the Naga kicks in.
As one of Uncle Big said as his eyes started to water and the sweat poured from his brow after trying the final test batch of his Serial Killer sauce, “”¦the pain will be legendary”¦” We hope you enjoy the show.
Let the madness begin”¦..
FYI, PayPal is not an option in our shopping cart and any PayPal orders will have to done manually. So, dust off your credit card or you may miss out by contacting us directly ubkreserve@unclebig.com as our SSL Shopping Cart is only loaded with 55 bottles of each and once they’re gone, they’re GONE!!
SWEET!!!!!!!!…..can’t get in for B&T.. outlook express is down…
So, is this the reserve that UB mentioned several months ago, and took emails to “reserve” a spot in line, and a number? I guess I still need to place an order, to pay for it and what not, but is this the same thing?
Now, confusion aside… That is a really, really nice looking bottle. I like how the wax drips in the same direction for both colors. Nice touch. I also like the idea of taster bottles with reserves. I often wonder what they taste like, and now I have no excuse!
Awesome Big! Make sure you put aside one for me!!!
Eathan you’re going good….you go guy
Wow UB thats a HOT lookin set!
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Um, thanks. I guess. 🙂
testing 123….
Test 2…..
Don’t let the moniker “taster” fool ya. The companion taster can become a collectible all it’s own. It also increases the value of the collectible in the future if the collectible still has the companion included with it. To me, tasters should always be separate from a collectible and in unlimited quantities if it’s meant for tasting. But that’s just my 2 cents.
Great looking sets UB! Nice job on the wax.
Sorry about the testing, had some issues this AM 😀
Nice job UB! Great wax job there!
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Oh, you said TESTING! I thought it said TASTING! 😉
DK your 2 cents is worth 4 cents…don’t break a set……
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And that wax looks so good, I don’t know if I’ll be able to bring myself to open it!
Nice job BIG!!!
Sounds like you need a couple Tai Chi sessions to relax after that “year in the making”
I love coming to this site first thing in the morning and seeing a bottle in a body bag. Any bottle of hot sauce in a coffin or body bag and I’m all over it. Thanks Uncle!
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Ethan,
This IS the set that we announced on HSB a while back, yes it is.
Everyone that was in on that presale still has their numbers in place (that includes you buddy), as long as they purchase the set within 72 hours.
I was getting wordy in the release yesterday and left that out.
Quantities are VERY limited on both after that presale, so if you’re interested in a little piece of the Canadian hot sauce collectible market, shop it now or forever hold your peace, or until they pop up on Ebay.
Thanks everyone for the kudos. I will be back later, gotta run for now.
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Hey Uncle Big, If ya got #40 available………. 🙂
Matching sets would be XXXTra cool!
I don’t ask fer much do I? 😉 LOL!
Actually, whatever ya got will be fine. I ordered both sets. Can’t wait to see these up close. 🙂
Uncle Big im not pickey…any number you can put aside except……..
333333333333
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LOL! 😉
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By “LOL! 😉 ” I really meant “Smart A**”
🙂
Good Morning Wes!
hey y’all
Hay Generallee..you OK for now..or ya need to vent??…..lol..lol
Did you get my Taster’s yet
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affirmative. yesterday. some tempting things. i need to make room in my fridge first for storage after i test them. will get back to you bout em probably next week. no venting today although i need to. gots lots going on at work. hope all is well in your neck of the woods. i’d advise you pick one of these reserves up. quality sauce and canucks from what i have heard. 🙂
Generallee I’d pick one up but can’t get in on e-mail…mabe someone give Uncle Big a shout and tell him to put one aside for me…….Thanks
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Weszeb,
Which package to you want? Bagged or unbagged?
Let me know and I’ll try and hold one for you.
Not many left.
Anyone that prebought for a specific number, make sure you get in touch with me to get your order processed.
I’m not familiar with everyone’s real names/screen names so if an order came across with your real name and you didn’t put any number requests in the comment box, shoot me an email @ ubkreserve@unclebig.com
I’m just processing the orders and cross referencing it to the presells and I want to make sure everyone gets the numbers they pre ordered.
I need to hear from:
Parker294
AJ
BLANE
BigShow
Vic and Wendy
Just to make sure you still want what you ordered during the pre sale.
Thanks again to everyone. The response has been great.
FYI
SOME CALL ME THE KING, ALLAH, AND THE “O” DONOR FOR SHORT. 🙂
Uncle Big I’ll take Bagged please..and if you have a extra side taster…i’ll take that also….show these young pups that a old man can still chug a hot sauce…..
WE HAVE A CHALLANGE…any one
By the way ……whats the scollvill units on this puppy..under 1mill??
Gotta Run befor Generallee catches me….lol…lol
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if you cant handle the heat, dont buy his stuff. he is a flame thrower.
Uncle Big, You are outta control Dude, This looks awesome, I want one if there are any left.
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Our calculations put it around 1 million. Actual testing will done after the dust settles.
We were way up there, around 2.5 million at one point, but I want people to be able to survive this sauce and come back for more, over and over again.
If people are grooving on the taste of this sauce, we may have to add it to our dance card permanently. Time will tell.
Hey, Uncle Big, do the tasters come with a shot glass? 😉
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IS THE SHAG AND THE DO CI DO ON YOUR DANCE CARD? I AM SURE dk HAS SOME OTHER HILLBILLY DANCE HE PERFORMS BEFORE HE RASTLES WITH HIS PET GATORS. 🙂
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For you DK, I might be able to arrange something 😈
me too?
maybe you can personally inscribe…
To The General,
The only man that can easily consume my special sauce without blinking an eye. A true fire eater.
Your truly,
Uncle Big
Uncle, let mine go… What a beauty, but I’ll pass. Someone will be very lucky to get in on this onthe ground floor entry price I’m sure.
As obvious by my ebay sales, I am purging myself of all but less than 10 bottles of my collection over the next week or so. I am going back to things with 6 strings. Room for only 1 collection in my house.
YES we will still mfg and sell our own sauce.
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Uh OH! 8o
ummm, 8O!!
My smilies broke! Dang it! 😉 Ok, one more try. 80
nope. 🙁
Maybe……. 😯
Big, hope your sauce doesn’t whoop my a$$ as bad as that smilie did! 😉 LOL!
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AJ,
That’s too bad man, I would have been proud to know that you had this on your shelf.
Oh well, two very low numbers just came available in both pacakges.
I still need to reciprocate for the Penrod Product and that hot ass jerky you sent.
Shoot me an email with your addy, I’ll get you some sauce for the fridge door instead of the collector shelf.
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It will my little gator buddy…it will…muuuuaaaahhhhhhh!!!
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. 😯 😀 😯 .
DK do a shot with me……??…I can handle HEAT….after all…My hemorides are cut out…..stomach lined with lead …throat replaced with plastic…tongue is titiaum…false teeth………can’t feel a thing…lol
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Dude, TMI, TMI!!
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Send me an email with your information, or better yet, hit our shopping cart before midnight.
I’ll hold one for you but after midmight, it turns into a pumpkin and goes back to the patch.
“We were way up there, around 2.5 million at one point, but I want people to be able to survive this sauce and come back for more, over and over again.”
You are too kind. I feel we have mutally equivalent empathy for people. I mean, what producer in their right mind would ever want to let the public hurt themselves voluntarily with a product and allow them to enjoy the exqusite bliss of painful agony? Heh heh heh.
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Damn Wes, you shoulda auditioned for the next Terminator movie! 😯
Uncle Big, Thanks for the quick reply one the order of mine
I to look forward to these as part of the collectibles.
Jack sorry to see you getting rid of all those #6’s,but I do
understand about the one collection thing.
DK hahahahahahblaaaahhhahalollollol
Uncle Big where do I send a e-mail to….can’t I just call on the phone…???…..my e-mail is screwed up
Thanks for the phone call Uncle Big…order is in….start those engins
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Big: I emailed you with some order details on both of your emails. Please just confirm that you received them, and lets do some more business!
Hey UB….You have mail 😉
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Give him #1
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bet he cant take a shot of the reserve. he is the original 1 SU man.
Looks GREAT!!! Really cool about providing a “taster” too. More vendors should do that. 🙂
— Ryan
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SG,
I got them, I will work something up for you this evening.
Any particular number(s) you want? Shoot me a list via email and I’ll see what we have left.
Damn near overloaded our shopping cart provider today. I have when that happens! 😈
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SG,
I got them, I will work something up for you this evening.
Any particular number(s) you want? Shoot me a list via email and I’ll see what we have left.
Damn near overloaded our shopping cart provider today. I hate it when that happens! 😈
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Right on, I’ll get you an address to you email, I really appriciate that buddy !!
Henry, email me, I have something for you.
Hay Aarizona Jack…I picked up an extra set from Uncle Big its goin to go to the auction you mentioned…..so mail me I’ll give you the set #
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Wow Wes, That’s pretty Cool!
Thanks Parker!!!…people don’t know me yet , really….there are good Yanks in Fl…………lollol
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Nice thing you did there wes.
As a death-row denizen of Cell Block B at the Saskatchewan Correctional Facility, I was afforded the opportunity to sample the lethal Serial Killer concotion. This is without question the best tasting sauce ever and is accompanied by enough pain to satisfy the sickest sadist among us!!!
If I ever get out of the joint, I’m taking a batch of this with me. Thanks Uncle Big!
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Way to shine wes. 🙂
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Congrats on 1000 posts Kristi! Good Morning! 5:44 AM? Damn, some redneck call and wake you again? LOL! 😉
Wes, smooth move Exlax! 😉
Good Job UB, the bottles look awesome! As usual you can tell you put a 110% effort into this project and it shows.
Hope momma and the future bambino are doing good.
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Dk she just got home. Now she is going to bed..LOL
WEEKEND OF FIRE UPDATE…ADDS WENT OUT TO NEWSPAPERS 3 STATES, 6 CITIES AND 19 SMALL TOWNE PAPERS. AND THE LAST 2 WEEKS OF JULY 20 SPOTS A DAY ON THE #1 RADIO STATION IN CINCINNATI. THEY WILL RUN FROM 5AM TO 8AM ,11AM TO 1PM, AND 4:30PM TO 7PM THEN 10PM TO 12AM. 5 HIT EACH TIME SLOT. PLEASE SEND MONEY..HeHe LOL
CONGRATS KRISTI 1000……how many medals it take to get there??..
Purple Hearts…Bronz Stars……..Medal of Honor…..ya take a beating getting that far……lolo…..
uh-oh. i think i better make more sauce…..i am so glad we’re in your show, you really do it right!
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K hits 1000 posts, we wont bring up the secret handshake Huv 😉
Hey Bret, less then 2 months now, you sweating yet 😉
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Like a VIRGIN walking down DEATH ROW in a prison.
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That much???
I’ll drive truth out so he can wipe yer brow 😉
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hey Uncle. Great sauce! Any idea on the final scoville units?
Uncle BIG!
I FINALLY got my “out of the bag” Serial Killer! Bottle number 42!
I was confused though, my taster bottle wasn’t double dipped, just had red wax on it. Oh well though, ’cause I cracked that SOB open with whatever sharp implements I could find at my office.
That stuff is insane, but yet–I kept trying more and more. I think us cold weather folk (Canadians and us Alaskans) NEED some “heat” to get us through the winter!
Before this came–CaJohn’s 10 was my uber-sauce. You have now de-throned and beaten to a bloody pulp that sauce.
If I may ask, *is* there pepper extract in this? I’m quite the purist–and as far as your flavor tells me, I detect none of the usual bitter/chemical tastes in this sauce.
KUDOS to UKB! I plan on growing my on Naga Morich over the winter here in Alaska inside via some high-end areoponics setups my friends have to create a blistering sauce featuring Alaskan tomatoes and organic vinegar.
I LOVE IT…just was wondering why my taster didnt have the black wax…
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Alaska Dave,
I’m glad you like the Serial Killer, thanks for the input.
Yes, there is extract in it, but the extract we use is of the purest form and naturally extracted so the bitterness is nearly completely absent for most palettes. Some people notice it, some people say the Serial Killer tastes sweet, it’s all personal taste I guess.
Thanks for the comparison to Cajohn’s 10, that’s a flattering thing to say, in a violent bloody pulp type of way. Cajohn rules as far as I’m concerned and to be compared to his sauces it great for us.
The wax issue was brought up in the Boiler Room a while back, and I will share the info again.
The “Out of the Bag” were to have a SINGLE DIPPED TASTER, but there was (for a day or two back in June) a duplicate listing on our website where it said “double dipped 2 oz taster.” That was a glitch in the shopping cart.
As well to add more confusion, the photos that I took for the shopping cart and promotional use was of only the “Bagged and Tagged” bottles which showed the 2 oz taster double dipped.
The thing that made me smile out of all of this, the 2 ozer was SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN, so I didn’t think it really made that much of a difference, but boy was I wrong. People refused to open the 2 ozer and we actually made a small run batch of unwaxed to sell to the public, both 2 oz and the manly man sized 5 oz bottle.
So, seeing as you’ve opened the taster like a good boy, my hats off to you. We’re glad you enjoyed it.
Well, that’s the story of the misprinted single vs double waxed tasters.
I hope that sheds some light on things.
Then there’s the story of the “5 oz.” 2 oz. taster, but we’ll just keep that one quiet. 😉 😆
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Damn it Leroy, I told you to hush up yer mouth!
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😯 GULP! 😯
Run Leroy, RUN!!!
Hey Leroy, you got mail! I think it’s a package of Ass Whoopin’ from UB! 😆
Life is like a box of whoop ass, you just never know how much it’s gonna hurt!
“Bloody Pulp”???
Uncle B…
You have NO idea how this sauce has changed my idea of hot sauces. I made a review here:
http://www.marijuana.com/420-lounge/78463-official-mj-com-chilehead-topic-3.html#post819608
I dont know what it is, but beer and hot stuff go so well together! Kokanee and hot salsa all the way!
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A non-extract sauce compared to an extract sauce? Kinda like Leroy climbing into the ring with UB. LOL!!
Oh crap! Sorry CaJohn, I didn’t meant to compare 10 to Leroy. 😯 That didn’t come out right! 🙁 😉
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Yeah, it’s not a fair comparison that’s for sure.
He should try it against Mamba for a true comparison.
Again, all I can say about the comparison is this…
I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy!!!
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Poor Leroy. 🙁 Go easy on ‘ol Leroy when you catch up to hime UB. But let me warn ya, don’t let him get behind you……… 😯
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Leroy bedamned, I can handle him.
I’m more worried about Cajohn putting his boot up my azz for the bloody pulp comment from Alaska Dave.
I know Cajohn looks like a cuddly Santa Claus type character, but I’ve heard he’s got a nasty right hook 🙂
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Heck I will ride his leg like a fly on poop.