Well after a long recovery from the double penetration to the head and after a few weeks in the hospital and countless labodomy’s later, Homunucleus decided to take a little vacation in sunny San Diego. He traveled well, tried to pick up a sweet little flight attendant thinking that his scars would win her over (I guess size mattered to “Peggy”).

Upon arriving at the fabulous Hilton on Mission Bay, he layed out by the pool trying to catch up on some rays. Next morning, off to the one and only Sea World.

Homu posed next to Shamu and admired some baby look-a-like porposus’s, caught a stupendous dolphin act, and viewed some ferocious man eating sharks.

The night scene was fantastic in Pacific Beach, just down the road. Rumor has it that Pacific Beach had some great Gentlemen’s Clubs and that’s how Homu likes to roll. Unfortunately, we will not be able to upload those pictures due to the PG-13 rating of the site.

All in all, a wonderful time had by all. Keep an eye out for more updates from one of America’s best traveler’s.

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The culprit of the #1 Naga Sabi collectible opening has been caught in the act! It’s a good thing Parker got to enjoy the benefits of the opened bottle before the Homunculus did. The Homunculus is now being deported back to the east coast and should be landing in South Carolina shortly.

Defcon’s Homunculus stopped by Nebraska to help out with THE BIG SHOW’s sign from Fire -N- Smoke, needless to say it got carried away in the building process and a accident ensued… Fortunately after several operations and a few weeks of re-hab he is on his way to sunny California.

Looks like the Homunculus didn’t learn her lesson! Chillin out with some “friends” at the hot tub slammin Makers Mark.

Last sighting, somewhere between NY & CT…

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Here are TWO pics of what the Homunculus has been up to lately. It looks as if the party got H into some trouble, but bail was posted and H is on the move again.

Last sighting, somewhere between NJ & NY…

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As the story goes, I was stolen from my home sweet home admist a celebration of cooked foul. I was then shoved in a bag and taken to yet another celebration, this time in TX where I caught a glimpse of my Creator, but amongst the revelary he did not see me.

And once again, I’m on the move. My captors have devised a ransom note (PDF) and sent me out into the world. So keep your eyes open, you never know when I’m going to land in your mailbox!

Last Seen:
Garfield, NJ

Next Stop:
Long Island