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For those that have wondered what the “special” Defcon Zero Batch 2 was gonna look like, well here ya go. I was a little apprehensive about the package when the first thing I see is a note from Nick stating “The hair is real! (Not my idea) - Nick”. I have to admit, I laughed my butt off when I saw it! Great job DC! You are one sick puppy (or cat I should say)! Many thanks to Nick and Defcon Creator for this fitting prize! Cough, Cough! Oops, sorry, hairball. ~ DK
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So the bottom box is full of hair! Cat hair I guess. The Creator is one crazy dude ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 7:21 am said:
So the bottom box is full of hair! Cat hair I guess. The Creator is one crazy dude
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hopefully it is just cat hair, if you find any bones please dont let us know…lol
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 7:25 am said:
hopefully it is just cat hair, if you find any bones please dont let us know…lol
Appears to be cat hair, no Bones found yet (a little scared to dig!). The Zero was in the silver box when I got it. Not sure whether to take it out! Gotta admit though, that picture is even freakier in person.
Again, thanks to DC, Nick, and everyone that voted. I guess the Caption #2 results are due soon, I never looked to see who was who on that one. I look forward to doing more of these, great fun.
Oh yes, it’s cat hair. Did you look behind the fur in the box (man, that’s just doesn’t sound right)?
DEFCON Creator on 4/19/2006 at 7:46 am said:
Oh yes, it’s cat hair. Did you look behind the fur in the box (man, that’s just doesn’t sound right)?
dont open it DK, look what happened at casa huvason…lol
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 8:00 am said:
dont open it DK, look what happened at casa huvason…lol
QUIET!!! You’ll let the cat out of the bag! ![]()
DEFCON Creator on 4/19/2006 at 7:46 am said:
Oh yes, it’s cat hair. Did you look behind the fur in the box (man, that’s just doesn’t sound right)?
That reminds me of what the guys here at work told me to ask about. Something about a bald cat? Well, that ain’t the exact words they used! ![]()
You know I’m kinda glad i dont have this.
THE ALLERGIES! THE ALLERGIES!
I wonder what the cat looks like?!
Aaron on 4/19/2006 at 6:06 pm said:
I wonder what the cat looks like?!
Maybe like this ?
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 8:00 am said:
dont open it DK, look what happened at casa huvason…lol
Hahahahahahahha! To be honest, I was scared to even open it! That’s too much! Very funny! (Another pic of the “Evil Cat”
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I’m afraid to go to sleep now, anybody want a “special” Zero?
I was gonna use that nice (signed, thanks) silver box for the Batch #1 I have, but I don’t want to curse it! DC, you’re sick man! Just assure me I am safe! You gotta give up some info on that pic, especially the burned corner!
DK on 4/19/2006 at 6:54 pm said:
Hahahahahahahha! To be honest, I was scared to even open it! That’s too much! Very funny! (Another pic of the “Evil Cat”
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I’m afraid to go to sleep now, anybody want a “special” Zero?
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I was gonna use that nice (signed, thanks) silver box for the Batch #1 I have, but I don’t want to curse it! DC, you’re sick man! Just assure me I am safe! You gotta give up some info on that pic, especially the burned corner!
I’m afraid to go to sleep now, anybody want a “special” Zero?
I’ll trade you a Homunculus for it ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:01 pm said:
I’m afraid to go to sleep now, anybody want a “special” Zero?
I’ll trade you a Homunculus for it
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Well Huv, I figure it will go like this. If you make an exchange of the homunculus for the zero, you will basically make the situation worse. See, you had a chance at dying a quck and possibly painless death. Now Creator will keep you barely alive while he tortures you to bleed the information of the homunculus’s whereabouts. Sure he will already know by reading here on the blog, but what would be the fun of going straight to DK?
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
Well Huv, I figure it will go like this. If you make an exchange of the homunculus for the zero, you will basically make the situation worse. See, you had a chance at dying a quck and possibly painless death. Now Creator will keep you barely alive while he tortures you to bleed the information of the homunculus’s whereabouts. Sure he will already know by reading here on the blog, but what would be the fun of going straight to DK?
LOL - I actually have no idea where the little guy is. Mrs Huvason kidnapped him from the kidnappers last week. I haven’t seen him in a while ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:01 pm said:
I’m afraid to go to sleep now, anybody want a “special” Zero?
I’ll trade you a Homunculus for it
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I don’t think so! Being worried about the cat is one thing, Having the Homunculus Army looking for me is another thing altogether! I’ll take my chances with the cat!
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The Huvason speaks wioth forked tongue. He wants to trade The Homunculus, but then states he knows not the whereabouts of the said being. The Huvason is blind, for he cannot see the changes around him within the confines of the Casa Huvason Stronghold.
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:21 pm said:
LOL - I actually have no idea where the little guy is. Mrs Huvason kidnapped him from the kidnappers last week. I haven’t seen him in a while
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Oh that’s even worse…see, Creator will torcher you to get your wife to talk. We all know she never will because she will take great pleasure in your suffering, so in any case you’re screwed. If I were you, I’d make a quick list of all the things you want to do before you are permenently cripled or dead, and go do them (accent on DO and them does not necesserily refer to any particular person or people, but specifically sheep in the state of Montana). Live like there is no tomorrow, cause there may not be ![]()
DEFCON Creator on 4/19/2006 at 9:28 pm said:
The Huvason speaks wioth forked tongue. He wants to trade The Homunculus, but then states he knows not the whereabouts of the said being. The Huvason is blind, for he cannot see the changes around him within the confines of the Casa Huvason Stronghold.
On second thought huvason, maybe that huv-pizza day isnt a good idea ![]()
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 9:30 pm said:
Oh that’s even worse…see, Creator will torcher you to get your wife to talk. We all know she never will because she will take great pleasure in your suffering, so in any case you’re screwed. If I were you, I’d make a quick list of all the things you want to do before you are permenently cripled or dead, and go do them (accent on DO and them does not necesserily refer to any particular person or people, but specifically sheep in the state of Montana). Live like there is no tomorrow, cause there may not be
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We all know she never will because she will take great pleasure in your suffering,
You must know Mrs Huvason ![]()
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 9:31 pm said:
On second thought huvason, maybe that huv-pizza day isnt a good idea
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Oh what the heck, we have the aluminium hats to keep us safe, when is it, Im still hungry ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:32 pm said:
We all know she never will because she will take great pleasure in your suffering,
You must know Mrs Huvason
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That’s any Mrs…Mine included ![]()
DEFCON Creator on 4/19/2006 at 9:28 pm said:
The Huvason speaks wioth forked tongue. He wants to trade The Homunculus, but then states he knows not the whereabouts of the said being. The Huvason is blind, for he cannot see the changes around him within the confines of the Casa Huvason Stronghold.
I maintain my innocence. Obviously the Homunculus is in the Casa Huvason Compound. But I did not bing him here!
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 9:31 pm said:
On second thought huvason, maybe that huv-pizza day isnt a good idea
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And I already got the OK!
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 9:32 pm said:
Oh what the heck, we have the aluminium hats to keep us safe, when is it, Im still hungry
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I’m hungry too. BRB, gotta make some munchies ![]()
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 9:33 pm said:
That’s any Mrs…Mine included
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LOL - I hear you.
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:34 pm said:
I maintain my innocence. Obviously the Homunculus is in the Casa Huvason Compound. But I did not bing him here!
And I already got the OK!
you have the OK? Creator bring the hats and your gloves ![]()
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 9:36 pm said:
you have the OK? Creator bring the hats and your gloves
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Yeah…. Mrs Huvason wants me to invite everyone over for my daughters 7th b-day. Having a DJ for 5 hours - BBQ and of course Beer. (I think I had a cake and 5 friends over for my 7th!)
we’ll seee……..
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:41 pm said:
Yeah…. Mrs Huvason wants me to invite everyone over for my daughters 7th b-day. Having a DJ for 5 hours - BBQ and of course Beer. (I think I had a cake and 5 friends over for my 7th!)
we’ll seee……..
I told her no one would come anyway ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:44 pm said:
I told her no one would come anyway
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you still feeling that way huh???
Hey, lets fly ryan in for the event
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 9:50 pm said:
you still feeling that way huh???
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Hey, lets fly ryan in for the event
It’s an event now!
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:51 pm said:
It’s an event now!
Great, cant miss an event now can I ![]()
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 9:55 pm said:
Great, cant miss an event now can I
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I was asking you if it was an event! So you’ll make an event - I guess DEFCON day didn’t count
(sorry - just trying to get the Creator to be mad at someone else!)
Talk to you guys tomorrow. I hear some noises in the floor joists I need to check into ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:58 pm said:
I was asking you if it was an event! So you’ll make an event - I guess DEFCON day didn’t count
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(sorry - just trying to get the Creator to be mad at someone else!)
Yes, its always been an event,
just we didnt call it an event until tonight.
Creator is bringing his mask and gloves for your neighbors.
Hey huv…i can provide the fireworks!!
That would certainly be funny!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:10 pm said:
Hey huv…i can provide the fireworks!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!
the fireworks?
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 10:16 pm said:
That would certainly be funny!
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:20 pm said:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!
yeah….i missed you too!!!!!
Ya know huv, if you need protection, you can always hire the pink helmet army ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 9:44 pm said:
I told her no one would come anyway
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if you lived closer we would most definitely be there!!!!!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:21 pm said:
yeah….i missed you too!!!!!
I’m feel’n some sparks here. Tell me I’m not the only one!
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:22 pm said:
I’m feel’n some sparks here. Tell me I’m not the only one!
i got a warm fuzzy….oh never mind, thats just my cat ![]()
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:10 pm said:
Hey huv…i can provide the fireworks!!
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:20 pm said:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!
hey eman ![]()
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:25 pm said:
i got a warm fuzzy….oh never mind, thats just my cat
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That’s ok man, I can read code ![]()
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:21 pm said:
Ya know huv, if you need protection, you can always hire the pink helmet army
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how many pink helmets are there?
Right now just one, but there is someone interested in having one ![]()
chris k on 4/19/2006 at 10:27 pm said:
how many pink helmets are there?
CC’s is red…does that mead i need to paint it?
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:29 pm said:
Right now just one, but there is someone interested in having one
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I’m with ya Ryan…..I’m here
looks like nick is posting, my screen is all messed up!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:30 pm said:
CC’s is red…does that mead i need to paint it?
LOL, no no no. You’re the super hero, we are but humble soldiers ![]()
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:31 pm said:
I’m with ya Ryan…..I’m here
Your helmet is in the works Vic ![]()
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:33 pm said:
Your helmet is in the works Vic
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YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:32 pm said:
looks like nick is posting, my screen is all messed up!
no changes in screen here…
What’s up guys, I just got home from work- looks like I have some catching up to do.
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:20 pm said:
the fireworks?
I was talking about the Creator and his gear. Fireworks would certianly be cool!
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:35 pm said:
What’s up guys, I just got home from work- looks like I have some catching up to do.
Nothing much really, just the usual goofy rantings about Huvason’s demise closing in on him and what you’ve just seen
Oh, and CaJohn aparently is one of “Jery’s Kids”…this came out earlier this afternoon.
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:21 pm said:
Ya know huv, if you need protection, you can always hire the pink helmet army
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I’ll have to remember that. May need your services!
Hey vic…whats up?
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 10:36 pm said:
I was talking about the Creator and his gear. Fireworks would certianly be cool!
Fireworks is my other passion. I have been a licensed pyrotechnition for several years now.
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:37 pm said:
Nothing much really, just the usual goofy rantings about Huvason’s demise closing in on him and what you’ve just seen
Oh, and CaJohn aparently is one of “Jery’s Kids”…this came out earlier this afternoon.
I thought I had seen him on the Tele-thon…….
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:37 pm said:
Nothing much really, just the usual goofy rantings about Huvason’s demise closing in on him and what you’ve just seen
Oh, and CaJohn aparently is one of “Jery’s Kids”…this came out earlier this afternoon.
To borrow a quote from from the past:
“Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.” ![]()
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 10:38 pm said:
I’ll have to remember that. May need your services!
“PEDRO OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION”
yes!!
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 10:38 pm said:
I’ll have to remember that. May need your services!
We have a secret weapon against tiny adversaries….CHILE THE CHIWAWA! ![]()
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:40 pm said:
“PEDRO OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION”
yes!!
LOL, who’s “Pedro”?
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 10:38 pm said:
I’ll have to remember that. May need your services!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:39 pm said:
Hey vic…whats up?
Fireworks is my other passion. I have been a licensed pyrotechnition for several years now.
Now that’s cool eman. I may need those services as well. I need to win the lottery, then I can fly everyone over!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:39 pm said:
Hey vic…whats up?
Fireworks is my other passion. I have been a licensed pyrotechnition for several years now.
Hey E-MAN!, how’s the room coming?
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:39 pm said:
I thought I had seen him on the Tele-thon…….
didn’t he have a helmet on too? ![]()
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:40 pm said:
“PEDRO OFFERS YOU HIS PROTECTION”
yes!!
Sweet!
“I really like your bangs”
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:39 pm said:
Hey vic…whats up?
Fireworks is my other passion. I have been a licensed pyrotechnition for several years now.
Now I know why you perked up about my mention of pyro for the Pimp the sauce contest! Got my project done, working on my pics tonight. Not coming out that well though. Will do some more tommorrow in better light before I send ‘em in.
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:42 pm said:
didn’t he have a helmet on too?
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Yes, but it was a cheap rip-off ![]()
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:41 pm said:
LOL, who’s “Pedro”?
your kidding me,right?
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:41 pm said:
Hey E-MAN!, how’s the room coming?
all the drywall is hung and i will start taping on friday. I have class at the union hall tomorrow but have all day saturday and sunday planned to be in there
DK on 4/19/2006 at 10:43 pm said:
Now I know why you perked up about my mention of pyro for the Pimp the sauce contest! Got my project done, working on my pics tonight. Not coming out that well though. Will do some more tommorrow in better light before I send ‘em in.
I know what you mean. Lighting is everything when it comes to pics. I had horrible lighting for mine, but I did what I could.
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:44 pm said:
your kidding me,right?
all the drywall is hung and i will start taping on friday. I have class at the union hall tomorrow but have all day saturday and sunday planned to be in there
Did you get my post about the sander at home depot?
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:42 pm said:
Sweet!
“I really like your bangs”
it dosen’t get any better than this, all the peeps on and napoleon dynamite qutoes going up
flipn’ sweet
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:44 pm said:
your kidding me,right?
all the drywall is hung and i will start taping on friday. I have class at the union hall tomorrow but have all day saturday and sunday planned to be in there
That’s cool- bet you’ll be glad when it is finally done. Momma will most likely have you another project lined up right after that though, it always seems to work that way.
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 10:47 pm said:
Did you get my post about the sander at home depot?
yeah, go bach where you origionaly posted it and i just left a reply
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:44 pm said:
your kidding me,right?
all the drywall is hung and i will start taping on friday. I have class at the union hall tomorrow but have all day saturday and sunday planned to be in there
sorry man, I’ve been overworked, not enough sleep and too many beers tonight ![]()
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:48 pm said:
yeah, go bach where you origionaly posted it and i just left a reply
back…not bach….this aint no symphony
Ryan on 4/19/2006 at 10:46 pm said:
I know what you mean. Lighting is everything when it comes to pics. I had horrible lighting for mine, but I did what I could.
Dude not to suck up- but you have some F’n imagination, I can not wait to see wht you have lined up, gonna blow mine out of the water!!!
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:50 pm said:
Dude not to suck up- but you have some F’n imagination, I can not wait to see wht you have lined up, gonna blow mine out of the water!!!
LOL. I appreciate the compliment, but don’t be so sure. As the saying goes…”it aint over til the fat lady sings”
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:48 pm said:
That’s cool- bet you’ll be glad when it is finally done. Momma will most likely have you another project lined up right after that though, it always seems to work that way.
I have side work schedualed all summer to pay for all the sauces i have gotten recently….gee..yeah
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:42 pm said:
Sweet!
“I really like your bangs”
“I like your sleeves. They’r real big.”
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:47 pm said:
it dosen’t get any better than this, all the peeps on and napoleon dynamite qutoes going up
flipn’ sweet
The movie was great- I have ring tones on my phone, a spiral note book at work, and have got my son saying “Gosh, this is the worst____ever!!! ![]()
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:50 pm said:
Dude not to suck up- but you have some F’n imagination, I can not wait to see wht you have lined up, gonna blow mine out of the water!!!
i sent mine in the other day….not too shabby if i must say so
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:47 pm said:
it dosen’t get any better than this, all the peeps on and napoleon dynamite qutoes going up
flipn’ sweet
Hey eman - maybe you can make some serious mulla working with Uncle Rico! ![]()
Congrats on the success with the construction eman! That is hard work but well worth it.
eman on 4/19/2006 at 10:54 pm said:
i sent mine in the other day….not too shabby if i must say so
That’s cool- It’s going to be great to see all of them, What are you guys going to do with youe entries after- I know pmac’s are going on E-bay. lol man- just kidding- not!
loco luna brian on 4/19/2006 at 10:55 pm said:
Hey eman - maybe you can make some serious mulla working with Uncle Rico!
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Yeah- maybe like $6.00, that’s a like a dollar an hour!
I had great plans but ran out of time.. no entry for me this time around.
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:57 pm said:
That’s cool- It’s going to be great to see all of them, What are you guys going to do with youe entries after- I know pmac’s are going on E-bay. lol man- just kidding- not!
That depends on if I can get more of some of the materials I used. The materials I speak of were purchased for creating something else, but the Mrs. came up with a great idea to use it in the project. If I can get more, it will stay in my display case where it sits now. If not, then I’ll have to dismantle part of it ![]()
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:57 pm said:
That’s cool- It’s going to be great to see all of them, What are you guys going to do with youe entries after- I know pmac’s are going on E-bay. lol man- just kidding- not!
Hey Vic, that could be a good idea. Maybe all the finalists put them up in one auction. All the money goes to charity. Since Nick is such a great guy, we could donate it all to the American Cancer Society. I guess it would depend on whether anyone actually used a good bottle of sauce!
Vic on 4/19/2006 at 10:59 pm said:
Yeah- maybe like $6.00, that’s a like a dollar an hour!
i have always wanted to sell tupperware!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 11:01 pm said:
i have always wanted to sell tupperware!
I’ll buy some, but you need to come to my door with it ![]()
loco luna brian on 4/19/2006 at 10:59 pm said:
I had great plans but ran out of time.. no entry for me this time around.
I hope I can get mine to come across in pics. I made a small video and it came out great, although very low res. It really gets the point across though. The lighting is a major issue with mine, but I will submit regardless and keep my fingers crossed.
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 11:01 pm said:
Hey Vic, that could be a good idea. Maybe all the finalists put them up in one auction. All the money goes to charity. Since Nick is such a great guy, we could donate it all to the American Cancer Society. I guess it would depend on whether anyone actually used a good bottle of sauce!
I have to admit, the bottle of sauce I used was opened, but not much of it used. Another problem with mine is that an important aspect of it would not withstand the stress of shipping…its gonna have to stay here.
loco luna brian on 4/19/2006 at 10:56 pm said:
Congrats on the success with the construction eman! That is hard work but well worth it.
you have no idea….it is going to help SO much…will have nick post pics when i am done. I am working on a ton of things for the blog too but it seems like they never get done.
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 11:01 pm said:
Hey Vic, that could be a good idea. Maybe all the finalists put them up in one auction. All the money goes to charity. Since Nick is such a great guy, we could donate it all to the American Cancer Society. I guess it would depend on whether anyone actually used a good bottle of sauce!
That could work, I would donate to that. That has to be some one out there that would buy into it- all mine are edible, but too damn pretty to eat!
eman on 4/19/2006 at 11:04 pm said:
you have no idea….it is going to help SO much…will have nick post pics when i am done. I am working on a ton of things for the blog too but it seems like they never get done.
How about them shirts
(I’m joking!)
DK on 4/19/2006 at 11:03 pm said:
I hope I can get mine to come across in pics. I made a small video and it came out great, although very low res. It really gets the point across though. The lighting is a major issue with mine, but I will submit regardless and keep my fingers crossed.
Do you have any graphics programs on your puster? That could help with your lighting issue.
huvason on 4/19/2006 at 11:01 pm said:
Hey Vic, that could be a good idea. Maybe all the finalists put them up in one auction. All the money goes to charity. Since Nick is such a great guy, we could donate it all to the American Cancer Society. I guess it would depend on whether anyone actually used a good bottle of sauce!












Nice! That is funny stuff. Great idea as well