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Voting will remain open until Monday evening – the caption with the highest number of votes will win the Defcon Batch #2 Zero that I won after eating all those wings (you’d better treat it right!). You can read all the captions here. The runner up will recieve a $25 gift certificate to SNS – vote away! Any suspected ballot stuffing will be removed.
Honorable Mentions:
- Comment # 16 – If you think this looks bad, you should see the other end!
By: loco luna brian - Comment # 18 – I bleed capsaicin!!!
By: jimr - Comment # 50 – Lucky for you, this picture is only from the waist up
By: loco luna brian - Comment # 71 - Do I want them hotter? Your Damn Right I Do!!!
By: CaJohn - Comment # 82 -
Nick Lindauer Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said,
That wasn’t no *%$# Plum!
By: DK - Comment # 86 – “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his thumb with some Defcon 1 and a nice chianti.” – Hannibal Lindauer
By: DK - Comment # 100 – God I have got to get my ears cleaned
By: Spencer - Comment # 103 – No more wings? this will have to do…
By: Ryan - Comment # 123 – Defcon Sauce: Chicken Wing Tested, Nick Approved
By: VooDoo - Comment # 203 - After eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
By: eman - Comment # 228 - This is what happens when you go to NJ bars
By: VooDoo - Comment # 363 -
52 Defcon Wings $18
9 Miller Lites $26
Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless
By: Lee@DC - Comment # 389 - There once was a man from the city
He drank so much beer he got sh-tty
While eating wings of DEFCON ONE
He said help “I can’t see my thumb”
But look at my face ain’t it pretty
By: huvason - Comment # 648 – To the Johnny Cash tune: I jammed my thumb into a burning ring of fire
By: Ryan
Chilehead Comments: 23 Comments
Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Uncategorized
Permalink: Caption Contest #2 – Final Five
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23 Comments
Good luck guys! I have not placed my vote yet, letting the wife use our home network to vote since we have the same IP address. Nick, thanks for the honorable mentions, that was really cool of you.
how do you vote, cant find it 
Lisa looks like reorder on monday sold out mango today and about 8 cry babys left talk to monday. Bret
Lisa on 4/15/2006 at 7:05 pm said:
how do you vote, cant find it
Lisa, at the top of this thread there are little circle thingies. Click the one next the caption you want to vote for. If you can’t see them, you need to adjust your internet settings.
Ryan, all i see is the percentages. helppp me 
ok Ryan, i think i got it, me and doug share an ip address so thats what I think it is
Lisa, if all your seeing is percentages someone already voted using your IP address, you’ll have to vote from another computer
Ryan and I share a network too so he votes at work 
Just wanted to check in. Been hanging drywall all day in the babys room. Lots of fun I say!!
Will be on tonight!!
see ya
looking forward to it eman, say hi to the mrs for me
eman on 4/15/2006 at 7:33 pm said:
Just wanted to check in. Been hanging drywall all day in the babys room. Lots of fun I say!!
Will be on tonight!!see ya
oh I see how it is…waiting til I’m gone for the night to start participating. I’ll get you next time gadget…nest time
Killer captions!! I’ll bet that was no easy task breaking it down to this small list in lieu of the many captions I saw posted.
when is the contest over?
Lisa on 4/18/2006 at 2:53 pm said:
when is the contest over?
I was wondering the same thing.
Voting will remain open until Monday evening – the caption with the highest number of votes will win the Defcon Batch #2 Zero that I won after eating all those wings (you’d better treat it right!). You can read all the captions here. The runner up will recieve a $25 gift certificate to SNS – vote away! Any suspected ballot stuffing will be removed.
Hey guys, it’s at the top of the page, right under the pic…
monday came and went cajohn
Nick Lindauer on 4/19/2006 at 7:10 am said:
Anthony is the winner, but he’s in Cuba now – so I’m waiting to here from him what he would like for the prize – the Zero or something else since he has 1 already.
Nick – he just sent me an email. He wants you to ship it to me for safe keeping
and who won the 2nd place prize?
yeahhhy we have a plan for our prize whatever it is, ill email you with the details… thanks
Did we figure out what Anthony wants yet ?
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Wow, so many good captions this time Nick gives honorable mentions! Lots more to choose from this time as well. Can’t wait to see the next one.
Good luck to those in the top 5! Now to go find out who I voted for.