If I place this plate under my shirt, it’ll make my abs look ripped!

That’s why I drink Miller Lite, it has ONE calorie!

and… and… and they came out of the spaceship…..and….and… and… now I got this helmet

Fat Kid Sauces is #1

Gatlinburg race results……1st was Thebigshow, 2nd DKkkkkkkkkkkkk, 3rd Was Winder licker Blane…..And Last and makeing sure everybody play safe Wanza Wicked. Bigshow cart fell in love with my cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? Huvason Bigshow cheated. LOL

Look there a bugger on my finger.

Huvason Bigshow cheated. LOL

It doesnt surprise me. Did ou ever find them Leroy? It was the other Dennys

Do you all went the result from 2006 Knoxville Dog Show. The winner was real pretty.

Can I have just one more beer - please? I’m wearing my helmet

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 8:43 am said:

Fat Kid Sauces is #1

My friend Leroy is Number 1. hehehehehehehe

Leroy on 11/6/2006 at 8:49 am said:

Look there a bugger on my finger.

Leroy brought me a special helmet, since I bailed him out of jail…. After talking w/ him on the way down from Gatlinburg, I think we came to the conclusion that where related……lol

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 8:52 am said:

Can I have just one more beer - please? I’m wearing my helmet

How goes it HUv?

Leroy on 11/6/2006 at 8:53 am said:

My friend Leroy is Number 1. hehehehehehehe

LeRoy I miss you already, sorry I left you on the Mountain…

BLANE on 11/6/2006 at 8:55 am said:

How goes it HUv?

LeRoy I miss you already, sorry I left you on the Mountain…

Hello BLANE! How goes it? Still in TENN. Never got a chance to call - HSRA (Hot Sauce Related Activity) all weekend! Fell asleep at 8 last night

LeRoy tell Bret thanks for everything I’ll call him later in the week….

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 8:56 am said:

Hello BLANE! How goes it? Still in TENN. Never got a chance to call - HSRA (Hot Sauce Related Activity) all weekend! Fell asleep at 8 last night

I’m with you first night of actual sleep…..lol
It had to be hard for you not to go. The people that I met where truly GREAT, it by far exceeded my expectation…. I can’t even express my appreciation for them….

Got the sauce….. Looks great brother….. Even though you signed it. I’m going to open and eat it……lol thats how good it is…. There’s going to be a ton of stuff that show’s up from this trip….. These pic’s where the kind one’s…..lol

And yes I was saying FKS #1
Followed by AJ’s jerky as #1

And then I gave another finger to LeRoy for double dipping with the chips…..Yuk

Nick I’ll get with you later after I get home on Tuesday….

I’m heading out, have fun with the caption…..Be kind and rewind
Be back on later tonight..

BLANE on 11/6/2006 at 9:02 am said:

I’m with you first night of actual sleep…..lol
It had to be hard for you not to go. The people that I met where truly GREAT, it by far exceeded my expectation…. I can’t even express my appreciation for them….

Yeah I definitely wanrted to be there. Ill be in NM for sure!

Blane learning how to drive so people don’t have to keep giving him rides to every hot sauce event within 1000 miles (and boy, are they sick of it!).

After a few beers, Blane mistook a plate for the short bus steering wheel! “Helmets on folks, I’m driving!”

Blane demostrating how he reamained safe in his go cart during the races. “One: helmet on. Two: two plates tied together and wrapped around mid section (for extra padding in case of crash). You can never be too careful my Mommy always says.”

Leroy on 11/6/2006 at 8:43 am said:

Gatlinburg race results……1st was Thebigshow, 2nd DKkkkkkkkkkkkk, 3rd Was Winder licker Blane…..And Last and makeing sure everybody play safe Wanza Wicked. Bigshow cart fell in love with my cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? Huvason Bigshow cheated. LOL

Ummmm, Bigshow took second from me Leroy. He was penalized for cheating! So corrected results are DK-first, Bigshow-second. Just ask Bigshow.

Nick, I forfeit my second place tie to Parker, No prize needed here. Was just tickled to see it in the list. Parker, second is all yours man!

Ok, I’m off to wrastle ‘gators now that I’m home. Bubba forgot to feed ‘em, so they’re all riled up today!

Sounds lik e I missed a lot of fun! Don’t worry I’ll make up for it in NM

Glad to see you survived DK!

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 9:16 am said:

Yeah I definitely wanrted to be there. Ill be in NM for sure!

I’ve heard that before. LOL!

DK on 11/6/2006 at 10:16 am said:

Ummmm, Bigshow took second from me Leroy. He was penalized for cheating! So corrected results are DK-first, Bigshow-second. Just ask Bigshow.

Nick, I forfeit my second place tie to Parker, No prize needed here. Was just tickled to see it in the list. Parker, second is all yours man!

Ok, I’m off to wrastle ‘gators now that I’m home. Bubba forgot to feed ‘em, so they’re all riled up today!

Sorry just got the real results. Sorry DK. Hows the song go. We are the champions. LoL

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 8:50 am said:

Huvason Bigshow cheated. LOL

It doesnt surprise me. Did ou ever find them Leroy? It was the other Dennys

huvason people down here are not very smart. I been to 5 Dennys still no krew yet. But I did tell the people in the restaurant that they should change there name because so many other restaurants use the same name. The search go on. I think I saw CaJohn’s in his big red truck. I wave to him he did not stop. I don’t think it was him , cause he did not stop.

Leroy on 11/6/2006 at 12:01 pm said:

huvason people down here are not very smart. I been to 5 Dennys still no krew yet. But I did tell the people in the restaurant that they should change there name because so many other restaurants use the same name. The search go on. I think I saw CaJohn’s in his big red truck. I wave to him he did not stop. I don’t think it was him , cause he did not stop.

They’re still waiting for you - I promise. Keep looking. There at the Dennys with the yellow sign.

Lisa on 11/6/2006 at 8:34 am said:

and… and… and they came out of the spaceship…..and….and… and… now I got this helmet

Duh they went that way

“I em re tar did!”

Caption:

Baby on board.

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 10:25 am said:

Sounds lik e I missed a lot of fun! Don’t worry I’ll make up for it in NM

Glad to see you survived DK!

Huv, you were missed but not forgotten brother! The sauce arrived as planned, the jar looks great! And yes, I’m gonna eat it, even though you signed it! I guess I could always send it back for a refill/repair!

BLANE on 11/6/2006 at 9:02 am said:

I’m with you first night of actual sleep…..lol
It had to be hard for you not to go. The people that I met where truly GREAT, it by far exceeded my expectation…. I can’t even express my appreciation for them….

Blane, your comment is echoed here as well. I would like to give a big thanks to our gracious host CaJohn. The giving of your time this weekend was very much appreciated by me and I’m sure by everyone in attendance. And thanks to all that attended. Way more to say than I have time to write, so I’ll cut it short here. Great people, great times. That’s as simple as I can make it. And John, I apologize again for the toilet.

Leroy on 11/6/2006 at 8:43 am said:

Gatlinburg race results……1st was Thebigshow, 2nd DKkkkkkkkkkkkk, 3rd Was Winder licker Blane…..And Last and makeing sure everybody play safe Wanza Wicked. Bigshow cart fell in love with my cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? Huvason Bigshow cheated. LOL

Who?????? Me???????? I’m not the one spinning everyone out, and running them into the walls!!!! LOL

Ok one of deep deep talks we had this past weekend when we were cleaning our mind and souls. Was how to market a Chili-pepper Bra. This was a very deep emotional moment we all had.

BLANE on 11/6/2006 at 8:53 am said:

Leroy brought me a special helmet, since I bailed him out of jail…. After talking w/ him on the way down from Gatlinburg, I think we came to the conclusion that where related……lol

He’s your long last father?

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 1:02 pm said:

“I em re tar did!”

I think that one was already used!

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 1:03 pm said:

Who?????? Me???????? I’m not the one spinning everyone out, and running them into the walls!!!! LOL

It was a great time Brother.

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 1:04 pm said:

Ok one of deep deep talks we had this past weekend when we were cleaning our mind and souls. Was how to market a Chili-pepper Bra. This was a very deep emotional moment we all had.

I think there’s a pic of the first attempt out there somewhere….. :rofl:

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 1:05 pm said:

It was a great time Brother.

You know it!! Everyone start planning gonna be an annual event! Gonna take over John’s cabins, and invade Gatlinburg again next year. Wait for John to release the date.

DK and Blane said it all, thanx to CaJohn and Wicked Wanza for hosting such a great event. All their time and planning (and of course other stuff too ) was greatly appreciated by all. And thanx to everyone who came down, and broght things and just plain had a great time with us all!

BTW….. be very, very, very afraid of Blane, there’s no acting there!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

“Duuuhhhh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?

Look what I found under the seat, a booger! Yuuuummmmm, booger!

“If I hold the plate just right, Bigshow can’t look at my moobs”

Jodie on 11/6/2006 at 9:53 am said:

After a few beers, Blane mistook a plate for the short bus steering wheel! “Helmets on folks, I’m driving!”

Nice one!

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 1:04 pm said:

Ok one of deep deep talks we had this past weekend when we were cleaning our mind and souls. Was how to market a Chili-pepper Bra. This was a very deep emotional moment we all had.

We can almost see the aura of white light emitting from your mind and soul Bret!

Oh, and I want one!!

Caption:

I’m with stupid (with arrow pointing up.)

and

One more and I’ll earn the title for Head Plate Licker!

“I’m with stupid (with arrow pointing up.)”

Hahaha, classic!

kristi on 11/6/2006 at 2:12 pm said:

“I’m with stupid (with arrow pointing up.)”

Hahaha, classic!

Another “classic”:

“Stuff” Happens.

.

Hey gang, stuck here at work, but glad to see all had a great time !!! I can only imagine, lol. Was the roadkill jerky the best? I used actual roadkill Leroy mailed me parcel post.
See ya’s later
Aj

I gotta come clean, the second pic is mine and was meant as a pre-emptive strike! Lord knows what’s out there of me. I’ve seen at least one of me that makes the Blane pics above look tame! Maybe two. Which reminds me, Blane, You’re the best man! Have I said too much?

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 2:20 pm said:

Hey gang, stuck here at work, but glad to see all had a great time !!! I can only imagine, lol. Was the roadkill jerky the best? I used actual roadkill Leroy mailed me parcel post.
See ya’s later
Aj

Hey Jack! Man, the jerky was AWESOME man! All of it. Even the roadkill. Tasted like it was still warm! Was it still moving a little when you got it from Leroy? Thanks for your generosity man. It was greatly appreciated by all.

kristi on 11/6/2006 at 1:44 pm said:

“If I hold the plate just right, Bigshow can’t look at my moobs”

Nice one!

Speaking of bigshow and boobs picture to come later.

DK DK DK DK DK DK Look I can touch my nose

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 2:51 pm said:

Speaking of bigshow and boobs picture to come later.

Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god!

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 2:20 pm said:

Hey gang, stuck here at work, but glad to see all had a great time !!! I can only imagine, lol. Was the roadkill jerky the best? I used actual roadkill Leroy mailed me parcel post.
See ya’s later
Aj

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 2:20 pm said:

Hey gang, stuck here at work, but glad to see all had a great time !!! I can only imagine, lol. Was the roadkill jerky the best? I used actual roadkill Leroy mailed me parcel post.
See ya’s later
Aj

Thank you you. Man there were a lot of jerks there HeHe Just Kidding. But there was a ton of jerky around this weekend. Thanks

DK on 11/6/2006 at 2:16 pm said:

Another “classic”:

“Stuff” Happens.

.

Dk man it was a blast thanks

Ok, my first attempt…(sorry Blane..lol)

Dud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of gen-ius!)

Today we salute you, Blane. Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man
(Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, HEL-met-man)

The other HSBers go with the flow, but you rise to the top. On the edge of craziness, absurd, and a winder-licking good time. Nothins too corny for you…

(I have a big STI-ker-album?)

You’re on top, the heat, the spice, the zest. Food is love and manufacturing its your game. The opposing team, the USDA.

(wanna try a SPI-cy meat-ball)

You have friends like Bubba and Leroy, and hang with that type of crowd. They Luv you man, and you’ll always have a seat on the bus – the short one.

(some-day you will be the DRI-ver)

So crack open an ice cold Dud Light, Oh winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man.
Tighten the helmet staps, and fill that plate. Your on your way. Keep practicing, and someday you will be #1. You gotta believe.

(Dud Light Beer, An-hi-ser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri).

(Yes, I substituted some names because we dont want any negativity from them)

chrisk on 11/6/2006 at 2:58 pm said:

Ok, my first attempt…(sorry Blane..lol)

Dud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of gen-ius!)

Today we salute you, Blane. Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man
(Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, HEL-met-man)

The other HSBers go with the flow, but you rise to the top. On the edge of craziness, absurd, and a winder-licking good time. Nothins too corny for you…

(I have a big STI-ker-album?)

You’re on top, the heat, the spice, the zest. Food is love and manufacturing its your game. The opposing team, the USDA.

(wanna try a SPI-cy meat-ball)

You have friends like Bubba and Leroy, and hang with that type of crowd. They Luv you man, and you’ll always have a seat on the bus – the short one.

(some-day you will be the DRI-ver)

So crack open an ice cold Dud Light, Oh winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man.
Tighten the helmet staps, and fill that plate. Your on your way. Keep practicing, and someday you will be #1. You gotta believe.

(Dud Light Beer, An-hi-ser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri).

(Yes, I substituted some names because we dont want any negativity from them)

And with a Miller light in the pic, it just adds to Blane’s genius!

Good one Chris! LMAO man! Funny stuff!

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 2:57 pm said:

Dk man it was a blast thanks

Same here Bret! Glad to finally be able to meet ya! The go karts will will never be forgotten man! Did you hear who won the chair races at THT? I can’t find any results anywhere. Huv? Anybody? Or were they called off due to Blane not showing up and being in TN?

DK on 11/6/2006 at 2:27 pm said:

Hey Jack! Man, the jerky was AWESOME man! All of it. Even the roadkill. Tasted like it was still warm! Was it still moving a little when you got it from Leroy? Thanks for your generosity man. It was greatly appreciated by all.

Speaking of roadkill, got plenty for you AJ, must have been 40+ deer along 81 heading home, especially in VA, no exaggeration…

Caption:

“Pull my finger!”

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 2:51 pm said:

Speaking of bigshow and boobs picture to come later.

LOL…..that was the first attempt at a chile pepper bra…

Caption:

“Great shot of BLANE just before he poked himself in the eye during his “Sit Down Soberity Test”. Good news though, the doctor says he’ll only have to wear the eye patch for a week or so.”

chrisk on 11/6/2006 at 2:58 pm said:

Ok, my first attempt…(sorry Blane..lol)

Dud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of gen-ius!)

Today we salute you, Blane. Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man
(Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, HEL-met-man)

The other HSBers go with the flow, but you rise to the top. On the edge of craziness, absurd, and a winder-licking good time. Nothins too corny for you…

(I have a big STI-ker-album?)

You’re on top, the heat, the spice, the zest. Food is love and manufacturing its your game. The opposing team, the USDA.

(wanna try a SPI-cy meat-ball)

You have friends like Bubba and Leroy, and hang with that type of crowd. They Luv you man, and you’ll always have a seat on the bus – the short one.

(some-day you will be the DRI-ver)

So crack open an ice cold Dud Light, Oh winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man.
Tighten the helmet staps, and fill that plate. Your on your way. Keep practicing, and someday you will be #1. You gotta believe.

(Dud Light Beer, An-hi-ser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri).

(Yes, I substituted some names because we dont want any negativity from them)

That right there is funny, I dont care who ya are… (Larry the cable guy)lol

chrisk on 11/6/2006 at 2:58 pm said:

Ok, my first attempt…(sorry Blane..lol)

Dud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of gen-ius!)

Today we salute you, Blane. Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man
(Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, HEL-met-man)

The other HSBers go with the flow, but you rise to the top. On the edge of craziness, absurd, and a winder-licking good time. Nothins too corny for you…

(I have a big STI-ker-album?)

You’re on top, the heat, the spice, the zest. Food is love and manufacturing its your game. The opposing team, the USDA.

(wanna try a SPI-cy meat-ball)

You have friends like Bubba and Leroy, and hang with that type of crowd. They Luv you man, and you’ll always have a seat on the bus – the short one.

(some-day you will be the DRI-ver)

So crack open an ice cold Dud Light, Oh winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man.
Tighten the helmet staps, and fill that plate. Your on your way. Keep practicing, and someday you will be #1. You gotta believe.

(Dud Light Beer, An-hi-ser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri).

(Yes, I substituted some names because we dont want any negativity from them)

That was great

Glad you all had so much fun !!!!
Dont forget to the G’Burg gang, get yer suggestions in the the THT new brand name and the Illegal Alien label #4. Like the THT’s say, so many good suggestions, only 1 can be picked tho.
Ok, now why havent we heard from TracyC and CaJohn yet, is the party still goin on?

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

Glad you all had so much fun !!!!
Dont forget to the G’Burg gang, get yer suggestions in the the THT new brand name and the Illegal Alien label #4. Like the THT’s say, so many good suggestions, only 1 can be picked tho.
Ok, now why havent we heard from TracyC and CaJohn yet, is the party still goin on?

Just spoke to cajohn - he’s on his way home now. Says there are LOTS of pics taken.

And I heard everyone cheated at the go cart race!

Not everyone of us cheated, some of us were too big to get those Go Karts to go fast. I sat down in it, mashed the gas peddle to the floor, and it sat there burning the tires crying for my Big A$$ to get out!!!

Vic on 11/6/2006 at 7:05 pm said:

Not everyone of us cheated, some of us were too big to get those Go Karts to go fast. I sat down in it, mashed the gas peddle to the floor, and it sat there burning the tires crying for my Big A$$ to get out!!!

LOL - man I wish I was there. Next year for sure

kristi on 11/6/2006 at 1:38 pm said:

“Duuuhhhh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?

I was just thinking the same thing!!!

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

Glad you all had so much fun !!!!
Dont forget to the G’Burg gang, get yer suggestions in the the THT new brand name and the Illegal Alien label #4. Like the THT’s say, so many good suggestions, only 1 can be picked tho.
Ok, now why havent we heard from TracyC and CaJohn yet, is the party still goin on?

Thanks AZ! One more day guys. the girls and I will be meeting tomorrow night to pick the winner so keep up the creativity. It’s gonna be tough but we like a challenge! Thanks to all who have already posted their name ideas.

“Will you sign my helmet?”… ” Oh crap I spilled my plate! ”

Duane & I truly enjoyed spending time with all the pepper people this weekend… CaJohn was quite the host & showed us so much kindness. Lots of Luv… hope to be a part of your world again… ready to take you down on the race track, so bring that helmet again next time. Tracy & Duane Chattanooga, TN

kristi on 11/6/2006 at 7:30 pm said:

Thanks AZ! One more day guys. the girls and I will be meeting tomorrow night to pick the winner so keep up the creativity. It’s gonna be tough but we like a challenge! Thanks to all who have already posted their name ideas.

??? I thought you had a winner! Fat Kid Sauces BBQ Sauce WOOO HOOO

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 7:43 pm said:

??? I thought you had a winner! Fat Kid Sauces BBQ Sauce WOOO HOOO

Shoot thats right, I forgot. Head injury from the chair races…..

Fat Kid Sauces!!!!!!!

kristi on 11/6/2006 at 7:56 pm said:

Shoot thats right, I forgot. Head injury from the chair races…..

Fat Kid Sauces!!!!!!!

Told you not to let BLANE take your helmet to TENN!

huvason on 11/6/2006 at 8:00 pm said:

Told you not to let BLANE take your helmet to TENN!

I don’t know huv, from the looks of those first Caption This pics, Blane looks like he should probably be wearing that helmet 24/7!! JK Blane you look perfectly normal, yeeeaahhhh thats it.

kristi on 11/6/2006 at 7:56 pm said:

Shoot thats right, I forgot. Head injury from the chair races…..

Fat Kid Sauces!!!!!!!

So who won the chair races? Was there any cheating?

Caption:

“I tink my helmet to tight!”

Caption:

“Does this helmet make my head look to big?”

Go speed racer go!

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

Glad you all had so much fun !!!!
Dont forget to the G’Burg gang, get yer suggestions in the the THT new brand name and the Illegal Alien label #4. Like the THT’s say, so many good suggestions, only 1 can be picked tho.
Ok, now why havent we heard from TracyC and CaJohn yet, is the party still goin on?

CaJohn has about 2 hours left on the road, just talked to him. They stayed most of the day today. Tracy, I think was still on the road with another stop to see family i think.

Vic on 11/6/2006 at 7:05 pm said:

Not everyone of us cheated, some of us were too big to get those Go Karts to go fast. I sat down in it, mashed the gas peddle to the floor, and it sat there burning the tires crying for my Big A$$ to get out!!!

That wasnt the go card crying, that was me laughin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOWDY!!! I only have a half a$$ connection ,but wanted to drop in for a quick hello and a caption…..Read this out loud,

I M We Todd Ed
I M Sofa King
We Todd Ed

Tracy C on 11/6/2006 at 9:22 pm said:

HOWDY!!! I only have a half a$$ connection ,but wanted to drop in for a quick hello and a caption…..Read this out loud,

I M We Todd Ed
I M Sofa King
We Todd Ed

Lol - cajohn and dk told me about that. Funny stuff

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 9:20 pm said:

CaJohn has about 2 hours left on the road, just talked to him. They stayed most of the day today. Tracy, I think was still on the road with another stop to see family i think.

Yup, I’m at the in-laws crib. Oh Joy! It’s almost as fun as a funeral here! WoooHooo!
Received word today that I have a few goodies waiting on me at home. Can’t wait to dig into the boxes!!
Later Tater’s

“If you elect me President of the Short Bus, I pledge that every man, woman, and child of all short buses every where will one day have a helmet full of stickers and a paper plate sterring wheel of thier very own! VOTE BLANE 2007!”

Tracy C on 11/6/2006 at 9:27 pm said:

Yup, I’m at the in-laws crib. Oh Joy! It’s almost as fun as a funeral here! WoooHooo!
Received word today that I have a few goodies waiting on me at home. Can’t wait to dig into the boxes!!
Later Tater’s

Sorry Tracy, swung thru NC on the way home, and grabbed them off your porch, they’re mine now! #1 and #99 too, really cool, my first #1, and what a great price too……….

Vic on 11/6/2006 at 7:05 pm said:

Not everyone of us cheated, some of us were too big to get those Go Karts to go fast. I sat down in it, mashed the gas peddle to the floor, and it sat there burning the tires crying for my Big A$$ to get out!!!

Hell they said I had smoke and sparks shooting out from under my cart.

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 9:45 pm said:

Sorry Tracy, swung thru NC on the way home, and grabbed them off your porch, they’re mine now! #1 and #99 too, really cool, my first #1, and what a great price too……….

Those were pictures Bigshow Thats way I left early. I stop at Tracy DK and Vic and Wendys. Man what great stuff I got HeHE. And you can buy them all at your local Jungle Jim’s store.

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 9:55 pm said:

Those were pictures Bigshow Thats way I left early. I stop at Tracy DK and Vic and Wendys. Man what great stuff I got HeHE. And you can buy them all at your local Jungle Jim’s store.

Well not Local

“Guess where this finger just was?”

“Huv was it good for you too?”

“Who’s ready for their exam?”

“Come here Truth, I’ve got something for you!”

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 9:50 pm said:

Hell they said I had smoke and sparks shooting out from under my cart.

That or out of your a$$, not sure, you were always behind me!!! LOL

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 9:55 pm said:

Those were pictures Bigshow Thats way I left early. I stop at Tracy DK and Vic and Wendys. Man what great stuff I got HeHE. And you can buy them all at your local Jungle Jim’s store.

Can you ship? Do you take paypal?

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 9:57 pm said:

“Guess where this finger just was?”

“Huv was it good for you too?”

“Who’s ready for their exam?”

“Come here Truth, I’ve got something for you!”

Is that a Bottle in your face, Oops wrong caption.

Caption:

After way to many beers, BLANE explains how he came in “this many fingers” place at the go cart race

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 9:59 pm said:

Can you ship? Do you take paypal?

For you yes. LOL I got some info for you at the end of the week. I’ll call you with it.

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 10:03 pm said:

For you yes. LOL I got some info for you at the end of the week. I’ll call you with it.

Bret, Leroy will be late. He’s having dinner now.

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 10:00 pm said:

Is that a Bottle in your face, Oops wrong caption.

LOL……… where is that pic?

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 10:03 pm said:

For you yes. LOL I got some info for you at the end of the week. I’ll call you with it.

Sounds good, does that mean you got my gold skull firecracker for $100 like you thought?

CAption

This is the finger you use for #1, NOT the middle finger

” would you sign my helmet?, Oh CRAP I spilled my plate”

Thanks to all you chiliheads we met in Gatlinburg, lots of luv to ya

Tracy & Duane

“Mommy, I got boo boo on my finger.”

“Quick, pull my finger!”

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 1:02 pm said:

“I em re tar did!”

Are you reading the plate I had…lol

How goes it everyone

DK on 11/6/2006 at 1:03 pm said:

Caption:

Baby on board.

Huv, you were missed but not forgotten brother! The sauce arrived as planned, the jar looks great! And yes, I’m gonna eat it, even though you signed it! I guess I could always send it back for a refill/repair!

Blane, your comment is echoed here as well. I would like to give a big thanks to our gracious host CaJohn. The giving of your time this weekend was very much appreciated by me and I’m sure by everyone in attendance. And thanks to all that attended. Way more to say than I have time to write, so I’ll cut it short here. Great people, great times. That’s as simple as I can make it. And John, I apologize again for the toilet.

Shi–Ter’s full….Help!!!!!!! to funny

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 1:13 pm said:

You know it!! Everyone start planning gonna be an annual event! Gonna take over John’s cabins, and invade Gatlinburg again next year. Wait for John to release the date.

DK and Blane said it all, thanx to CaJohn and Wicked Wanza for hosting such a great event. All their time and planning (and of course other stuff too ) was greatly appreciated by all. And thanx to everyone who came down, and broght things and just plain had a great time with us all!

BTW….. be very, very, very afraid of Blane, there’s no acting there!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Come on…… I tried to be normal

chrisk on 11/6/2006 at 2:58 pm said:

Ok, my first attempt…(sorry Blane..lol)

Dud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of gen-ius!)

Today we salute you, Blane. Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man
(Mr winder-licker, sticker-lovin, HEL-met-man)

The other HSBers go with the flow, but you rise to the top. On the edge of craziness, absurd, and a winder-licking good time. Nothins too corny for you…

(I have a big STI-ker-album?)

You’re on top, the heat, the spice, the zest. Food is love and manufacturing its your game. The opposing team, the USDA.

(wanna try a SPI-cy meat-ball)

You have friends like Bubba and Leroy, and hang with that type of crowd. They Luv you man, and you’ll always have a seat on the bus – the short one.

(some-day you will be the DRI-ver)

So crack open an ice cold Dud Light, Oh winder-licker, sticker-lovin, helmet man.
Tighten the helmet staps, and fill that plate. Your on your way. Keep practicing, and someday you will be #1. You gotta believe.

(Dud Light Beer, An-hi-ser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri).

(Yes, I substituted some names because we dont want any negativity from them)

To funny Chrisk….. Thanks man

Vic on 11/6/2006 at 3:49 pm said:

Caption:

“Great shot of BLANE just before he poked himself in the eye during his “Sit Down Soberity Test”. Good news though, the doctor says he’ll only have to wear the eye patch for a week or so.”

It’s hard to type with one eye….lo

Whats up Brother?

Proctology appointmets FREE to HSB’ers!

Arizona Jack on 11/6/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

Glad you all had so much fun !!!!
Dont forget to the G’Burg gang, get yer suggestions in the the THT new brand name and the Illegal Alien label #4. Like the THT’s say, so many good suggestions, only 1 can be picked tho.
Ok, now why havent we heard from TracyC and CaJohn yet, is the party still goin on?

TracyC is cleaning off his winder’s, Vic and I where a little hungry.. Pic’s to come later…. Sorry Vic…

I talked with CaJohn about a hour ago he’s almost home.

Having one too many Miller Lites (ok, only one) Blane attempts a sobriety test and fails miserably

Blane bet that he could think of one nice thing to say about Ryan… he lost the bet

Tracy C on 11/6/2006 at 9:22 pm said:

HOWDY!!! I only have a half a$$ connection ,but wanted to drop in for a quick hello and a caption…..Read this out loud,

I M We Todd Ed
I M Sofa King
We Todd Ed

This is what was printed on the plate, Tracy had me read it out loud, I guess I had to many suds because it took me three times to figure it out, by that time everyone was on the floor laughin there azz off..

Thanks Tracy.. I have a ton of pics, pay backs are hell…..lol

Still traveling in Mizzou tonight home on Tuesday…. Will shoot some pics out this weekend.

TracyC your a hell of a guy and have a great family…. TTYL

Jodie on 11/6/2006 at 9:30 pm said:

“If you elect me President of the Short Bus, I pledge that every man, woman, and child of all short buses every where will one day have a helmet full of stickers and a paper plate sterring wheel of thier very own! VOTE BLANE 2007!”

Sweet

Bret on 11/6/2006 at 10:00 pm said:

Is that a Bottle in your face, Oops wrong caption.

Only a few will ever understand…lol

Ryan@angrypepper on 11/6/2006 at 11:28 pm said:

Blane bet that he could think of one nice thing to say about Ryan… he lost the bet

You would be surprised what I had to say….. Nothing but good about all.

Well going to bed, by the way in the pic I was counting how many friends Ryan has…..lol Just kiddin, I heard great things about you ryan look forward in meeting you.

Hey Blane! What’s up man! I’m gettin ready to crash here, still have not gotten a full nights sleep yet. Funy thing happened on my way home last night, i blew by my exit by about 30 miles, cost me an extra hour getting home! Figures huh!?

One thing I have to say here. Meeting Blane was by far one of the highlights of my trip. Totally unexpected to see him. From what I hear, the look on my face was just as priceless when I saw him! Luckily there was no camera at the time, so no Caption This contest for that one!

Finally meeting TracyC, my partner in crime on the Short Bus was right there with Blane, and seeing bigshow again was like meeting up with an old friend. And it’a really hard to leave CaJohn out of this list, since he actually tops it. I know that I’ve mentioned him already, but there’s no way possible to express the gratitude I feel toward him for being such a gracious host.

I really can’t wait to do this again next year. had such a wonderful time, and still am.

Blane, don’t forget to send me those digits man!

Night all!

BLANE on 11/6/2006 at 11:40 pm said:

You would be surprised what I had to say….. Nothing but good about all.

Was a joke. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then what good are you? Even if it were true, I still think it’s funny

BLANE on 11/6/2006 at 11:09 pm said:

Come on…… I tried to be normal

If that’s normal, i feel sorry for your parents, all those years they had to deal it with it….lol…and now, poor Christy!! But at least it’s her choice, your parents had no choice. hehehee

Sloth loves Babyruth!

- Courtesy of The Goonies

I didn’t read the above comments, that’s just what came to my mind when I looked at the pictures.

“If you don’t pull it, I will.”

caption: Shortbus Crash Test Dummie

come ride with me

I’m the black chili pepper power ranger, here is my helmet, here is my shield, here is my sword

TheBigShow on 11/6/2006 at 10:09 pm said:

LOL……… where is that pic?

Wicked Wanza has that pic I’ll see if I can get Cajohn to send it to Nick before we leave again

chilewilly on 11/7/2006 at 11:53 am said:

Wicked Wanza has that pic I’ll see if I can get Cajohn to send it to Nick before we leave again

Thanx Chille, where are you off to now?

“uhhhhhh, how many is this again? uhhhhhhhh

chilewilly on 11/7/2006 at 11:53 am said:

Wicked Wanza has that pic I’ll see if I can get Cajohn to send it to Nick before we leave again

She’s got quite a few that needs to go to Nick that I know of. Have her send ‘em all!

TheBigShow on 11/7/2006 at 3:27 pm said:

Thanx Chille, where are you off to now?

we leave for cleveland ohio on thursday morning for a food show and come back late sunday night God I love the Christmas season!! 5 shows back to back hope all of us here at Cajohns are alive come Christmas morning

Caption: Clean Nostrils, $2.

chilewilly on 11/7/2006 at 3:53 pm said:

we leave for cleveland ohio on thursday morning for a food show and come back late sunday night God I love the Christmas season!! 5 shows back to back hope all of us here at Cajohns are alive come Christmas morning

If not, just send me the keys to the shop, so I can go pickup all my prototype bottles!! hehehe

Well have fun, I’d rather be at a show partying, than stuck in the office! Well, most of the time at least.

TheBigShow on 11/7/2006 at 5:02 pm said:

If not, just send me the keys to the shop, so I can go pickup all my prototype bottles!! hehehe

Well have fun, I’d rather be at a show partying, than stuck in the office! Well, most of the time at least.

the bad thing is is that these aren’t really party shows these are boring long work day shows

and I told wanza that you guys wanted the pics off her camera as soon as she gets a chance she’ll get the over to you she has most of the real funny ones

“I am this many…..OH a BOOGER!”

TheBigShow on 11/7/2006 at 5:02 pm said:

If not, just send me the keys to the shop, so I can go pickup all my prototype bottles!! hehehe

Well have fun, I’d rather be at a show partying, than stuck in the office! Well, most of the time at least.

Bigshow nobody there this weekend ,you thinking what I’M thinking

“Moobs” is my new favorite word.