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Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize: The Defcon Zero Batch #2 (#248) that I won from eating all those damn wings. The things I do for the HSB…
Entry Due Date: EOD 04/07/06
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, the wife will be reading these)
Chilehead Comments: 675 Comments
Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Uncategorized
Permalink: Caption This #2
One year ago: Manhattan Chili Co.
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675 Comments
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 7:30 am said:
Nick – you seemed a whole lot smarter than this
Good Luck!
(BTW – still have the sauce on my fingers. My eyes were burning putting in my contacts this morning!)
Guess I’m just a glutton for punishment.
I threw out my contacts (disposables) and just went for a new pair, no reason burning my eyes out
Hmmmm, that gives me a GREAT idea. Defcon Safety Eyewear! What a concept.
Man, a caption this with someone else as the target, and we have to keep it somewhat clean. Well, I guess my caption wouldn’t be allowed…It had something to do with proctologists and thumb-sucking, but you see, I’m not going to go there.
Caption this,
“Humm dee dumm. Lets see hmm yeah thats it, hold it right there.
God I love finger painting after smoking a joint.”
Little Nick Lindauer
Sat with a scowl
Eating his wings, and hey!
He put in his finger,
pulled out a zinger and said,
Yowsa! Oy vey.
(Dayumm!!! Those wings just didnt want to come out!!!! And hey, they look the same as they went in.)
Caption this,
Hold still, and believe me when I say…
This is going to hurt YOU a lot more than me!
So this is how it all started. Who knew that when my mom put tabasco on my thumb to keep me from sucking it this would happen.
It’s a boy!
You should see the other guy!
Don’t touch that – you KNOW where its been!
You think I look bad, you should see the guys I shared the train home with!
I love the smell of capsaicin in the morning!
It’s only a flesh wound!
I cant stop!!!!! AAAAAAA!!! I cant stop!!!!!
Ahhhh, I’m loving this. Keep ‘em comin’!!!
What??? More??? Oh yea Baby, Bring em on!!!
If you think this looks bad, you should see the other end!
Just be glad that this picture isn’t scratch and sniff!
I bleed capsaicin!!!
Caption:
“Defcon wings are people!…THEY’RE PEOPLE!!”
For all you Charlton Hestin fans 
“No Stems, No Seeds, That You Don’t Need”——–
“Defcon Zero Batch #2 is Bad Ass ….. ! ——–
Nick, I would just like to say that you are a genious for posting this on a weekday this time around. Most of us will be at work and too tired to come up with stupid sick stuff like some of us did (me) last time
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:19 am said:
Nick, I would just like to say that you are a genious for posting this on a weekday this time around. Most of us will be at work and too tired to come up with stupid sick stuff like some of us did (me) last time
Well you do have all week…
Way to go boy !!! that is a good one should we show mommy…. sniff…what smells in here
” I took my own temerature and im HOT!!! “
Nick Lindauer on 4/3/2006 at 11:28 am said:
Well you do have all week…
I’m too mentally exhausted during the week
Caption-Front page Daily News
SERIAL KILLER FOUND
Last time I went to bed sucking my thumb it didn’t taste nearly this good!! WOOOHOOOOOOO
“I’m hitchhiking for a ride to the Cajun Hot Sauce Festival!”
The first time in his life, this man is attracted to his thumb. You can tell from the look in his eyes, that it is now (finger food). We all can only hope that he never finds the sauce on his cheek.
“Son of Jeffrey Dahmer”
loco luna brian on 4/3/2006 at 2:44 pm said:
“Son of Jeffrey Dahmer”
Haaaa!!! How about——- “Jeffrey Dahmer”
Letting everyone know you dove into a vat of Defcon Sauce and lived to tell about it… Priceless!!!!!!!! Somethings hot sauce is used for… For everything else there is Defcon Sauce!
Nick says, “AAAAAAAAYYYYY” to DeFcon wings.
Cheffy on 4/3/2006 at 3:22 pm said:
Nick says, “AAAAAAAAYYYYY” to DeFcon wings.
Nick Fonzerelli says, “AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY”, to DeFcon Wings.
Caption:
“What do you mean you’ve met someone else? I gave you the best few minutes of my life”
Caption:
“Resistance is futile…”
OK Borrowing from the Nick Fonzerelli
“SIT ON IT”
For all you Happy Days Fans
Put simply:
“RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!”
Caption:
“Kneel before Zod” – from Superman
Does this taste funny to you?
“ONLY ONE MORE WINGS TO GO – AND IT’S A BIGGIE”
Alas, poor Heracio (the chicken), I knew him well
“This is how we treat terrorists!”
or
“Things we’d like to see done in Gitmo”
“Would you mind blowing on this?”
“MILF”
Sometimes I don’t know my own strength
Ouuuuccccccccchhhhhhhh!!!!! I swear I thought it was a wing….
OOOOHHHHH THERE IS MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Thumb taste good”
“Lucky for you this picture is only from the waist up”
The Passion of the Nick…eat your heart our Mel Gibson
OUT, not our
ryan on 4/3/2006 at 5:43 pm said:The Passion of the Nick…eat your heart our Mel Gibson
“Nick was made an offer he couldn’t refuse”
“EAT ME”
Me? You talkin’ to me? You don’t know where this thumb’s been.
Caption:
“Sticking your thumb in inappropriate places never tasted so good.”
Contest judge speaking to Nick: “Nick, you’ve licked four out of five. Just one more without shedding a tear and you’ll be our new Zero Hero.”
WHOA! it looks just like JIM!
So here’s what you’ve gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well? do ya punk?
“As the butcher goes in for the final death blow to the chicken, the Emperor gives the thumbs up to let the chicken live.”
Two words: “thumb screws”
Got Thumb?
“tastes like chicken”
Defcon Wing Sauce..Finger lickin’ good!
Thumbs NEVER Lie!!
Monkey see…Monkey Doo!!
Thumb your nose at me, will ya?
Hey how was I to know poking myself in the eye would hurt this much! It never seems to hurt when Bugs Bunny does it to his friends.
“How YOU do’n?” – Joey from Friends
caption:
“I’m BLIND – I can’t see my finger”
Do I want them hotter? Your Damn Right I Do!!!
huvason tried to eat my thumb!
Beats a sharp stick in the eye, eh? I doubt it.
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 7:08 pm said:
huvason tried to eat my thumb!
LOL – NOW THAT’S the WINNER
Caption:
“That last batch was a batch of ZERO”
Caption:
No I’m serious- it was stuck, I swear it wouldn’t come out. I doused it with beer- no dice, slabbed it with butter- nope, then this guy in a respirator runs up and pours this little bottle of some friggen’ hot stuff on it and pop! Dude it was nuts!
Wow! I’m not blind. Look at the head on that one!
i hope this is not too bad
caption
“the aftermath of the Homunculus’s first prostate exam”
eman on 4/3/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
i hope this is not too bad
caption
“the aftermath of the Homunculus’s first prostate exam”
It may be bad, but it’s funny
Caption:
If someone don’t buy me a beer right now- I’ll pop a Defcon Zero thumb in yo azz!
Caption This:
Damn, my ass is going to be hurting tomorrow!
Nick Lindauer
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said,
That wasn’t no *%$# Plum!
eman on 4/3/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
i hope this is not too bad
caption
“the aftermath of the Homunculus’s first prostate exam”
Aaaaaah eman, you had to mention the Homunculus
better watch out cause you’ve done it now 
“I coulda been a contender.”
eman on 4/3/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
i hope this is not too bad
caption
“the aftermath of the Homunculus’s first prostate exam”
And so it begins LOL
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his thumb with some Defcon 1 and a nice chianti.” – Hannibal Lindauer
chris k on 4/3/2006 at 8:14 pm said:
Aaaaaah eman, you had to mention the Homunculus
better watch out cause you’ve done it now
(((Lurking)))
DK on 4/3/2006 at 8:27 pm said:
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his thumb with some Defcon 1 and a nice chianti.” – Hannibal Lindauer
Nice:)
Stay tuned for another gut spewing episode of, “As The Thumb Burns”…
NOW PLAYING on Pay Per View TV, at a local Notel Motel near You…Nick Lindauer..Starring in….. ZOMBIE THUMB From Hell!!
” Its just like warm apple pie. “
Pssssssst! hey Nick!…it’s me…your thumb…guess where I’ve been…
Nick showed up
to spread the word
and entered a contest
that was totally absurd
see the wings weren’t hot
they were laced with fire
this would make the winner
a true hot sauce crier
round one went down
not sure how many lasted
their esophagus’s burned
like they had been heat blasted
round two and three
and out they dropped
until it was huvason and Nick
they thought it had stopped
but it seems the one
that sinister guy
had one more trick
to further their cry
now to round four
to eat more wings
if you want to be champion
you must do these things
Nick knew he had
to do this once more
cause if he didn’t
there was a ragging in store
so down they went
and all hailed the chief
then up came some
to provide relief
so now you see
a beat up guy
who for some reason
enjoys to cry
just look at that pain
you see in his eyes
that’s what it takes
to win top prize
Hey Chris..do you work for Hallmark??
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 9:03 pm said:
Hey Chris..do you work for Hallmark??
LOL – I was thinking the same thing. Chris, you got talent!
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 9:05 pm said:
LOL – I was thinking the same thing. Chris, you got talent!
Yeah you do- good stuff man
“It’s burning, it’s burning……what a world, what a world”
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 9:03 pm said:
Hey Chris..do you work for Hallmark??
Not yet, I was going to sign with the UHS card company though
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 9:03 pm said:
Hey Chris..do you work for Hallmark??
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 9:05 pm said:
LOL – I was thinking the same thing. Chris, you got talent!
Vic on 4/3/2006 at 9:07 pm said:
Yeah you do- good stuff man
You guys are really just to nice,
god, I have got to get my ears cleaned !
“After another round of HSB updates, Nicks calls it a night.”
Talk about working your fingers to the bone! Nick works his right down to the wing bone!
The thumb, the thumb, the thumb is on Firrrre
No more wings? this will have to do…
Thumb…tastes great, less filling
Thumb, the other white meat
Thumb, its what’s for dinner
spencer on 4/3/2006 at 9:23 pm said:
god, I have got to get my ears cleaned !
LOL ewww gross!!!!
Nick’s powers of telekinesis backfired when he moved his thumb straight into the wing sauce
This is what I get for thumb wrestling someone with ebola
Never underestimate the power of the Thumb, young Jedi Nick…
Nick caught practicing reprimanding naughty HSB’ers
Its a good thing they can’t se my OTHER hand…
Nick takes the phrase “Working your fingers to the bone” to the extreme
DAAAAUUUUMMM…that was one HELL of a zit!
Caption:
“AHHHHH It’s coming through my skin!”
Caption:
I bleed wing sauce
Rooooosebuuuud….
DUDE! who sneezed?!
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 9:38 pm said:
DAAAAUUUUMMM…that was one HELL of a zit!
You are one sick dude!!
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 9:42 pm said:
You are one sick dude!!
try sitting across the room listening to his sinister laugh
Caption:
I swear officer, I didn’t touch the crime scene
Caption:
Defcon Sauce: Chicken Wing Tested, Nick Approved
Nick’s attempt at becoming the human torch
“What do you mean you caught me red handed?”
Oh you can tell by the way I use my thumb I’m a hot wing man, no time to talk…
Oh no you DI-N’T!
I’m MELting I’m meLTing what a world what a worl
“Aloha Mr. Hand” – Fast Times at Ridgemnot High
I’ve had just about enough lip…I’m mean thumb, out of you
sorry for the typos everybody!
You know what they say about guys with big thumbs…
Mother warned me about thumbs like you
its alive…ALIVE!
Ryan, are you in Oregon?
That’s the last time I scratch someone else’s back…
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:05 pm said:
Ryan, are you in Oregon?
Aye captain
Cajohn, for real he is in his own state….we aren’t sure where he is really 
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:06 pm said:
Aye captain
Then we gotta stay away from Oregon…
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
Then we gotta stay away from Oregon…
HAHAHAHAHA
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
Then we gotta stay away from Oregon…
That hurts man…
Ryan, I look forward to meeting you at ZestFest!!!
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
HAHAHAHAHA
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
Then we gotta stay away from Oregon…
Ya’ll can suck Nick’s thumb
not after huvason tried to eat it!!!
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
Ryan, I look forward to meeting you at ZestFest!!!
It would be an honor an a privalege. I look forward to meeting you as well
“redrum…redrum…redum”
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:09 pm said:
not after huvason tried to eat it!!!
I just licked it a little
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:08 pm said:
Ya’ll can suck Nick’s thumb
You’ll have to pull it out of your mouth first! hehe
I certainly respect your angle on things, and appreciate your willingness to speak your mind. Keep it up Brother!!!
You and my wife BOTH mistake that as my head…you guys got ESPN or something?
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 10:10 pm said:You’ll have to pull it out of your mouth first! hehe
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 10:10 pm said:
I just licked it a little
Then why that look on Nick’s face?
caption:
“I knew I shouldn’t have thumb wrestled the Homunculus”
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:12 pm said:
Then why that look on Nick’s face?
he was upset that huv stopped…
“Nick gets his redwings.”
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:12 pm said:
Then why that look on Nick’s face?
He’s crying because I stopped
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:11 pm said:
I certainly respect your angle on things, and appreciate your willingness to speak your mind. Keep it up Brother!!!
Thank you very much. I appreciate yours as well. Zest Fest is gonna be a blast!
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 10:14 pm said:
he was upset that huv stopped…
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 10:14 pm said:
He’s crying because I stopped
NOW THAT’S SCARY TRACY. Same post at the same time.
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 10:14 pm said:
He’s crying because I stopped
ha ha beat ya to it!
DK on 4/3/2006 at 10:14 pm said:
“Nick gets his redwings.”
good lord man!! LMFAO
I Just realized I should stop this! There are pictures of me on that camera!
My therapist warned me about chewing on my finger nails…
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 10:17 pm said:
I Just realized I should stop this! There are pictures of me on that camera!
Yeah, wouldn’t want the world to find out the REAL reason Nick’s making that face
Don’t they clean under these tables?
get it off! GET IT OFF!
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:18 pm said:
Yeah, wouldn’t want the world to find out the REAL reason Nick’s making that face
LOL – i’ll never tell, but I WAS sitting next to him.
first my thumb…then the WOLRD! Mwahahahahaha
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 10:21 pm said:
LOL – i’ll never tell, but I WAS sitting next to him.
Hey, this is the HSB army, remember? Don’t ask, don’t tell
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:22 pm said:
first my thumb…then the WOLRD! Mwahahahahaha
No No No Ryan! That’s Defcons slogan!
huvason on 4/3/2006 at 10:17 pm said:
I Just realized I should stop this! There are pictures of me on that camera!
caption:
and this little piggy made me go wee wee wee all the way home
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 10:23 pm said:
No No No Ryan! That’s Defcons slogan!
Not even gonna go where I think you’re going with that one but I like it
Mrs.Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:24 pm said:
caption:
and this little piggy made me go wee wee wee all the way home
I don’t think it was his bladder that was active!!!
C’mere little chilehead, Uncle Nick’s got a surprise for you
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:29 pm said:
I don’t think it was his bladder that was active!!!
yeah but i bet he scrunched his face and said “weee weeee weeee” when whatever it was DID become active…..
NO! we don’t HAVE any pudding!
You can’t have any pudding, if you don’t eat your meat..
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:31 pm said:
NO! we don’t HAVE any pudding!
Man, you ARE sick!!!
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:34 pm said:
Man, you ARE sick!!!
I’ll take that as a compliment
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:34 pm said:
Man, you ARE sick!!!
Cajohn, get your head out of the gutter……Ryans needs to roll by
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:31 pm said:
NO! we don’t HAVE any pudding!
Just wait…
You mean this ISN’T fetish night?
“Nick checks in on the HSB between rounds using his top secret Thumberry.”"
Now how am I supposed to scrath like this?
Nick sees the face of The Virgin Mary in the wing sauce
I just got all the insulation done in the babys room!!!!!!!…let the insults..um..i mean captions begin!!!
Nick suddenly realized that “the thumber told me to do it” was not a valid excuse
eman on 4/3/2006 at 10:43 pm said:
I just got all the insulation done in the babys room!!!!!!!…let the insults..um..i mean captions begin!!!
Congrats EMAN! Now get yer butt in here and be the sick monkey that you are
eman on 4/3/2006 at 10:43 pm said:
I just got all the insulation done in the babys room!!!!!!!…let the insults..um..i mean captions begin!!!
Hey enima!! welcome
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:44 pm said:
Nick suddenly realized that “the thumber told me to do it” was not a valid excuse
Thumb, not thumber…still got work on the brain
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:43 pm said:
Nick sees the face of The Virgin Mary in the wing sauce
I think it’s the other way around by the looks of it!
If the thumb fits…wing it!
“…after drinking WAY too much beer, nick slices his thumb open to prove he has hotsauce for blood”
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 10:45 pm said:
Hey enima!! welcome
enima?
Nick couldn’t understand why the waitress slapped him when he siad “whadaya think of this?”
eman on 4/3/2006 at 10:54 pm said:
enima?
That’s what Nick said…
It just dawned on Nick that he’s too drunk to remember where his thumb has been
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:57 pm said:
That’s what Nick said…
nick said to call me enima?
To boldly go where no thumb has gone before
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:00 pm said:
nick said to call me enima?
LMAO.. no no no my dear boy. I think that one went over your head, which is probably a good thing
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:01 pm said:
LMAO.. no no no my dear boy. I think that one went over your head, which is probably a good thing
Yes Pat..i would like to buy a clue for a hundred!
Mr., you’re under arrest for being hot and tempting
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:02 pm said:
Yes Pat..i would like to buy a clue for a hundred!
I think he meant Nick said that as a caption…but at this juncture, I don’t have a clue. I didn’t get a program when I came in…
caption heading
…after eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
(why am i the gross one tonight?)
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:02 pm said:
Yes Pat..i would like to buy a clue for a hundred!
LOL, it was directed at Nick (in a fun loving way). Nobody told us to call you “enima”
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:04 pm said:
caption heading
…after eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
(why am i the gross one tonight?)
Because you’re Enima just kidding
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:04 pm said:
caption heading
…after eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
(why am i the gross one tonight?)
You haven’t been read the posts to “catch Up”? we’re still waiting on the pudding…
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:04 pm said:
I think he meant Nick said that as a caption…but at this juncture, I don’t have a clue. I didn’t get a program when I came in…
hopefuly tracy will EMAIL ME so i know whats going on
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:06 pm said:
hopefuly tracy will EMAIL ME so i know whats going on
Oh man, this is funny stuff!
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:06 pm said:
You haven’t been read the posts to “catch Up”? we’re still waiting on the pudding…
The pudding will be along soon enough
“It’s hot on Uranus”
I bet we missed it. It probably was Saturday Night when it came along. If not, Sunday morning. Oh well. I’m glad we did!
“How much for the little girl?”
loco luna brian on 4/3/2006 at 11:09 pm said:
“It’s hot on Uranus”
is anyone else giggling like an 8 yr old because he just said uranus?
loco luna brian on 4/3/2006 at 11:11 pm said:
“How much for the little girl?”
I know I’m probably the last person to be saying this considering my history here, but that was just wrong.
loco luna brian on 4/3/2006 at 11:11 pm said:
“How much for the little girl?”
It’s a sick night tonight!
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:11 pm said:
I bet we missed it. It probably was Saturday Night when it came along. If not, Sunday morning. Oh well. I’m glad we did!
CaJohn,you lost me with that one!
loco luna brian on 4/3/2006 at 11:11 pm said:
“How much for the little girl?”
nice!!!!
“How much for the women”
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:13 pm said:
I know I’m probably the last person to be saying this considering my history here, but that was just wrong.
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:13 pm said:
It’s a sick night tonight!
you guys are reading way too much into this…i hope
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:14 pm said:
CaJohn,you lost me with that one!
nice!!!!
“How much for the women”
He’s referring to the pudding
Bryan..I am hoping you are quoting the Blues Brothers?
We’d better clean up a bit, see what you started Ryan?
It’s people like that that make me not want to take my kids on vacation
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:06 pm said:
hopefuly tracy will EMAIL ME so i know whats going on
I was away for a few.. whatta ya mean?
someone let me know what post this pudding thing is from
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:16 pm said:
We’d better clean up a bit, see what you started Ryan?
What I started? oh fine, I’ll take the blame for this one
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:17 pm said:
I was away for a few.. whatta ya mean?
the enima thing
Caption:
Nick has seen the movie “Scanners” a few too many times
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:18 pm said:
What I started? oh fine, I’ll take the blame for this one
i think i started the downward spiral…sorry
Caption:
This is what happens when you go to New Jersey bars.
“I’ve won and I’d like to thank the Defcon Creator, my wife oh and….SATAN”
Nick you look demonic.
Or
“Oooooohhh lookie only one more wing left.” Nick Lauder later relinquishes power of the site to Clint because he eats his own hand under the delirious influence of Capsaicin poisoning.
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:18 pm said:
What I started? oh fine, I’ll take the blame for this one
I fell in right behind you…
eman on 4/3/2006 at 10:43 pm said:
I just got all the insulation done in the babys room!!!!!!!…let the insults..um..i mean captions begin!!!
Let the insults begin!
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 10:31 pm said:
NO! we don’t HAVE any pudding!
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 10:34 pm said:
You can’t have any pudding, if you don’t eat your meat..
there ya go eman read all about the pudding 
eman, you were just an innocent bystander, in the wrong place at the wrong time.
here is a clean one..
…oh my gosh! I got sauce on my finger! Does anyone have a kleenex?
get it….. clean ex
hee..hee.hee
…the previous post has been rated G by the FCC…all rights reserved
(i think all the insulation got to me! )
caption
…go ahead…PULL MY FINGER!
my mother told me to always carry clean undies ..in case i had an accident
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:24 pm said:
caption
…go ahead…PULL MY FINGER!
“Just the facts Mr. eman, it’s already been established that’s his thumb” said Officer Gannon
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:26 pm said:
“Just the facts Mr. eman, it’s already been established that’s his thumb” said Officer Gannon
yeah i know…was just hoping no one would call me on that one…can you tell i am running out of ideas? :>)
Everyone is except Ryan & the Mrs., but they’re a couple of hours behind me. They are still fresh with ideas, I STILL think huvason tried to eat his thumb!
new york post headline..
“DRUNK MAN TRIES FOR THE 34TH TIME TO GET HIS THUMB IN HIS MOUTH”
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:31 pm said:
new york post headline..
“DRUNK MAN TRIES FOR THE 34TH TIME TO GET HIS THUMB IN HIS MOUTH”
that should be in a record book
Caption:
Dammit Eman, I’ve told you and told you and now I’m done telling you…Wing sauce is not the same as KY!
Ok, that was over the line, but it was cleaner than some of the others I’ve kept to myself…and the wife
oh dear
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:30 pm said:
Everyone is except Ryan & the Mrs., but they’re a couple of hours behind me. They are still fresh with ideas, I STILL think huvason tried to eat his thumb!
one thing i know is ryan never runs out of ideas
eman, we’ve already decided we’re staying out of Oregon, right Tracy?
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:37 pm said:
one thing i know is ryan never runs out of ideas
He’s like the Energizer bunny when it comes to insults
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:35 pm said:
Caption:
Dammit Eman, I’ve told you and told you and now I’m done telling you…Wing sauce is not the same as KY!
Ok, that was over the line, but it was cleaner than some of the others I’ve kept to myself…and the wife
oooooooooo
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:38 pm said:
He’s like the Energizer bunny when it comes to insults
stop you guys, I can’t think when I’m laughing this hard!
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:37 pm said:
eman, we’ve already decided we’re staying out of Oregon, right Tracy?
OOOOH Yes!!!
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:38 pm said:
He’s like the Energizer bunny when it comes to insults
or captions…
Caption:
Nick losing a starring contest
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:37 pm said:
eman, we’ve already decided we’re staying out of Oregon, right Tracy?
yes…far,far away! Thoes people are not right there
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:39 pm said:
or captions…
If you only knew!!
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:41 pm said:
yes…far,far away! Thoes people are not right there
What did you expect? It rains here non stop! there’s nothing else to do
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:41 pm said:
If you only knew!!
tracy, you should hear what he ISN’T putting in type
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:41 pm said:
If you only knew!!
Maybe I’m better off not knowing…
Caption:
I thought I ordered a bloody mary, not a…nevermind…
I think Mrs.Ryan likes his Energizer Bunny attributes if you know what i mean…wink wink
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:45 pm said:
I think Mrs.Ryan likes his Energizer Bunny attributes if you know what i mean…wink wink
I will quote tracy on this
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:41 pm said:If you only knew!!
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:43 pm said:
Maybe I’m better off not knowing…
Like I said…
Let the record show that Eman opened the door on that one, I just walked in
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:43 pm said:
Maybe I’m better off not knowing…
Probably so..He pushed me over the edge on the other “caption this” thingy! I was once an upstanding member of the HSB commune…My rep has been all shot to hell since I met Ryan!!
caption
…Nick does his best impression of what it looks like after someone eats a whole bag of CHEETOS
eman, you straight with the pudding thing now?
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:48 pm said:
eman, you straight with the pudding thing now?
oh that reads so wrong !!!!
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:47 pm said:
Let the record show that Eman opened the door on that one, I just walked in
WARNING…WARNING…OFF TOPIC..OFF TOPIC
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:48 pm said:
eman, you straight with the pudding thing now?
Well we hope he’s straight with it, any other way he is with it might be somewhat questionable
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:47 pm said:
Probably so..He pushed me over the edge on the other “caption this” thingy! I was once an upstanding member of the HSB commune…My rep has been all shot to hell since I met Ryan!!
i think he dragged us all down
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:49 pm said:
WARNING…WARNING…OFF TOPIC..OFF TOPIC
LMAO
to the underground
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:50 pm said:
to the underground
Cheers!
Caption:
OOOOooooohhh…you’ve been a bad BAD monkey
Caption:
Nick practices drowning Ryan in Defcon sauce so he will not make any more comments
Tracy C on 4/3/2006 at 11:47 pm said:
Probably so..He pushed me over the edge on the other “caption this” thingy! I was once an upstanding member of the HSB commune…My rep has been all shot to hell since I met Ryan!!
You know, Ive been told many times that people who eat hot sauce are just not right…and the people who make it are even worse! One of my favorite hot sauce t-shirts had a saying on the back that read “We’re Here Because We’re Not All There”. Pretty much sums it up to me!!!
…it puts the lotion on!
sorry..had to say it
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:52 pm said:
You know, Ive been told many times that people who eat hot sauce are just not right…and the people who make it are even worse! One of my favorite hot sauce t-shirts had a saying on the back that read “We’re Here Because We’re Not All There”. Pretty much sums it up to me!!!
I’ll drink to that!
Mrs.Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:49 pm said:
oh that reads so wrong !!!!
refer to my previous post…
No, it just came out that way..
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:52 pm said:
You know, Ive been told many times that people who eat hot sauce are just not right…and the people who make it are even worse! One of my favorite hot sauce t-shirts had a saying on the back that read “We’re Here Because We’re Not All There”. Pretty much sums it up to me!!!
amen brother CaJohn
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:55 pm said:
refer to my previous post…
No, it just came out that way..
LOL I know it was just really funny the way I read it
Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:52 pm said:
Caption:
Nick practices drowning Ryan in Defcon sauce so he will not make any more comments
i think that could actualy happen at zestfest
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:52 pm said:
You know, Ive been told many times that people who eat hot sauce are just not right…and the people who make it are even worse! One of my favorite hot sauce t-shirts had a saying on the back that read “We’re Here Because We’re Not All There”. Pretty much sums it up to me!!!
Haha! Luv it!
Mrs.Ryan on 4/3/2006 at 11:56 pm said:
LOL I know it was just really funny the way I read it
it was when I read it too, after I hit the say it button
DEFCON Creator on 4/3/2006 at 8:29 am said:
Hmmmm, that gives me a GREAT idea. Defcon Safety Eyewear! What a concept.
Man, a caption this with someone else as the target, and we have to keep it somewhat clean. Well, I guess my caption wouldn’t be allowed…It had something to do with proctologists and thumb-sucking, but you see, I’m not going to go there.
He should!
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:56 pm said:
i think that could actualy happen at zestfest
and this is why i wear a helmet
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:56 pm said:
i think that could actualy happen at zestfest
after the ebola caption, i am pretty sure it will
Caption:
What’s wrong? There was no plunger in the men’s room
I have succesfully grossed out my own wife that she’s willing to leave me and stay in TX:-D LMAO
eman on 4/3/2006 at 11:56 pm said:
i think that could actualy happen at zestfest
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:01 am said:
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
OMG i’m laughing so hard it hurts…IT HURTS!
Hey mrs ryan…is it me or the later it gets ryans brain gets a poddy mouth
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:01 am said:
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
ok thank you, I get to help Nick drown him
eman on 4/4/2006 at 12:02 am said:
Hey mrs ryan…is it me or the later it gets ryans brain gets a poddy mouth
it gets worse as the night goes on, long after he is done here he goes on and on and on ….cracking himself up…..
eman on 4/4/2006 at 12:02 am said:
Hey mrs ryan…is it me or the later it gets ryans brain gets a poddy mouth
It the PUDDING I tell ya!
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:01 am said:
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
Think before you speak!
It seems to me that midnight is showing up earlier than it did a couple of nights ago, am I alone on this one?
Tracy, I have a complaint…..but it’s totally off topic
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:01 am said:
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
You could market that, have my wife sign and number it, and sell it as “The Sauce that Killed Ryan”. It would go for millions ob ebay!
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:01 am said:
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
I don’t think CaJohn knows how thig group reacts when something is mentioned late at night
Mrs.Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:06 am said:
Tracy, I have a complaint…..but it’s totally off topic
Oh No! What did I do??
eman on 4/4/2006 at 12:06 am said:
I don’t think CaJohn knows how thig group reacts when something is mentioned late at night
But I’m sure he’s finding out…the hard way
ok all—its nitey nite time!!!!!!
have fun my friends, i an going to get a snack before i go to bed….pudding!!
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:07 am said:
But I’m sure he’s finding out…the hard way
No pun intended? Right?
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:09 am said:
No pun intended? Right?
No, but now that you mention it…
eman on 4/4/2006 at 12:09 am said:
ok all—its nitey nite time!!!!!!
have fun my friends, i an going to get a snack before i go to bed….pudding!!
Night eman, enjoy the “pudding”
I’ve heard all the “Hard” jokes, I’m just glad Mom & Dad didn’t name me Richard!!!
oh that would have been very wrong
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:11 am said:
I’ve heard all the “Hard” jokes, I’m just glad Mom & Dad didn’t name me Richard!!!
I didn’t even think about that one…I’m so used to calling you CaJohn.
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:11 am said:
I’ve heard all the “Hard” jokes, I’m just glad Mom & Dad didn’t name me Richard!!!
Could have been worse…they could have named you Jack
Mrs.Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:06 am said:
Tracy, I have a complaint…..but it’s totally off topic
So what is it?? Help a bro out here..Don’t just leave me hanging
In the Fire Protection biz I had a good friend from England whose name was Jack Dick…
Tracy C on 4/4/2006 at 12:14 am said:
So what is it?? Help a bro out here..Don’t just leave me hanging
She tried to answer, but her comment never showed up
Man you guys are sick! This thread rocks! I think the ebola comment took the title.
tell Ryan he has to open the 2nd bottle…..
That’s happened twice tonight with me
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:15 am said:
In the Fire Protection biz I had a good friend from England whose name was Jack Dick…
Did he enjoy spotted dick? (for those of you that don’t know, spotted dick is a sort of dessert over there)
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:16 am said:
Man you guys are sick! This thread rocks! I think the ebola comment took the title.
and Nick commented and then he was gone, i think it grossed him out too
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:16 am said:
Man you guys are sick! This thread rocks! I think the ebola comment took the title.
What are you doing up this late young man?
Mrs.Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:16 am said:
tell Ryan he has to open the 2nd bottle…..
Open the second bottle Ryan! There’s more!!
Hey buddy, how you doin? I can’t keep up with this blog anymore…
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:17 am said:
Did he enjoy spotted dick? (for those of you that don’t know, spotted dick is a sort of dessert over there)
I never asked him, but when we would go to dinner we raised quite a few eyebrows by making the reservations in the name of the Hard-Dick party…
Tracy C on 4/4/2006 at 12:18 am said:
Open the second bottle Ryan! There’s more!!
But you wrote stuff on it and now its all special n’shit. I’ll buy another one to open, I swear!
Mrs.Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:17 am said:
and Nick commented and then he was gone, i think it grossed him out too
“Mrs Ryan” huh? Wow, that guy’s married? Surprising. Was it the pink bike helmet that won you over?
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:20 am said:
I never asked him, but when we would go to dinner we raised quite a few eyebrows by making the reservations in the name of the Hard-Dick party…
Oh judas priest…that nearly killed me…I choked on my own spit from laughing about that!
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:19 am said:
Hey buddy, how you doin? I can’t keep up with this blog anymore…
You’re doin a better job than Dude & Tio Rico!!!
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:21 am said:
“Mrs Ryan” huh? Wow, that guy’s married? Surprising. Was it the pink bike helmet that won you over?
no the helmet came after I married him…….it was shhhhhhh that got me
Time for a smoke and a pancake….
Mrs.Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:22 am said:
no the helmet came after I married him…….it was shhhhhhh that got me
Yeah, after you’re married who gives a sh*t? lol
Lee…Mrs. Ryan is Hot Sauce Hottie #3
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:20 am said:
I never asked him, but when we would go to dinner we raised quite a few eyebrows by making the reservations in the name of the Hard-Dick party…
Then one of our associates from Illinois named Rob Getz would often be at the meetings so it became the Dick-Getz-Hard party. And this is all true, we often had to show some id to get people to beieve/accept that we were telling the truth!!!
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:22 am said:
You’re doin a better job than Dude & Tio Rico!!!
Yeah, tell that jerk we missed him and his bros in ALBQ and he better be in Texas.
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:25 am said:
Then one of our associates from Illinois named Rob Getz would often be at the meetings so it became the Dick-Getz-Hard party. And this is all true, we often had to show some id to get people to beieve/accept that we were telling the truth!!!
Talk about a trio made in hell
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:25 am said:
Then one of our associates from Illinois named Rob Getz would often be at the meetings so it became the Dick-Getz-Hard party. And this is all true, we often had to show some id to get people to beieve/accept that we were telling the truth!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it doesn’t get better than that! how funny
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:25 am said:
Then one of our associates from Illinois named Rob Getz would often be at the meetings so it became the Dick-Getz-Hard party. And this is all true, we often had to show some id to get people to beieve/accept that we were telling the truth!!!
hahaha. You’re full of it. Funny business, that is.
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:26 am said:
Talk about a trio made in hell
Now I hang out with the cash boys, I traded one Dick for two!!
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:25 am said:
Then one of our associates from Illinois named Rob Getz would often be at the meetings so it became the Dick-Getz-Hard party. And this is all true, we often had to show some id to get people to beieve/accept that we were telling the truth!!!
Please don’t tell us that you also hang out with Chris Rock…
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:27 am said:
Now I hang out with the cash boys, I traded one Dick for two!!
LMAO… when opportunity knocks…
Tracy C on 4/4/2006 at 12:28 am said:
Please don’t tell us that you also hang out with Chris Rock…
HOLY S#*T…that was pure genius!
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:25 am said:
Lee…Mrs. Ryan is Hot Sauce Hottie #3
Oh yeah, that’s right!
Tracy C on 4/4/2006 at 12:28 am said:
Please don’t tell us that you also hang out with Chris Rock…
No, but I did meet him once in New York at the Fancy Food Show…
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:27 am said:
Now I hang out with the cash boys, I traded one Dick for two!!
That sounds like the title of a very, very, very bad movie.
Tell Danny we have to find someone named Cold to hang with…
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:29 am said:
No, but I did meet him once in New York at the Fancy Food Show…
I heard it was a different kind of show. Still fancy, though.
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:27 am said:
Now I hang out with the cash boys, I traded one Dick for two!!
Nick needs to start another thread for this comment..we could go very far with it!!
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:32 am said:
Tell Danny we have to find someone named Cold to hang with…
How come CBB isn’t on the blog?
Caption:
I know you are but what am I?
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:33 am said:
How come CBB isn’t on the blog?
You gotta ask Dude or Tio Rico.
Caption:
I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:33 am said:
Caption:
I know you are but what am I?
You’re a big ole head with blood-shot eyes! I’m just a thumb..
NOW I know where my missing bottle went…..
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:35 am said:
Caption:
I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart
Thanks Ryan, we need to get back on topic. Lee, what’s your caption?
I think we should have a little friendly competition going in Texas: Whoever gets the funniest/worst/borderline criminal picture of someone else wins. Everyone gets to submit 1 pic and Nicks posts them to vote on.
Catpion:
Is this considered a social disease?
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:38 am said:
Thanks Ryan, we need to get back on topic. Lee, what’s your caption?
That’s what I’m here for …among other things?
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:38 am said:
I think we should have a little friendly competition going in Texas: Whoever gets the funniest/worst/borderline criminal picture of someone else wins. Everyone gets to submit 1 pic and Nicks posts them to vote on.
You’re on!
Caption:
Hell hath no fury like a thumb scorned
night folks!! I’m down for the count..
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:39 am said:
That’s what I’m here for
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 10:11 pm said:
I certainly respect your angle on things, and appreciate your willingness to speak your mind. Keep it up Brother!!!
As I said earlier…
“his thumb is like bad medicine……bad medicine is what nick needs….”
Tracy C on 4/4/2006 at 12:42 am said:
night folks!! I’m down for the count..
Night Tracy, its been a blast. Gotta do it again when you have more time. Don’t know if you got my e-mails, but thank you so much
Night Tracy, I’m headed off as well, Lee, take over here…
g’night Tracy and thanks
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:43 am said:
Night Tracy, I’m headed off as well, Lee, take over here…
Night John! Sleep well, don’t let the Nick bugs bite
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:38 am said:
Thanks Ryan, we need to get back on topic. Lee, what’s your caption?
Sorry, here’s my caption:
52 Defcon Wings $18
9 Miller Lites $26
Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless.
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:45 am said:
Sorry, here’s my caption:
52 Defcon Wings $18
9 Miller Lites $26
Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless.
Beautiful man, just F’n beautiful. I give it a Nick’s thumb up
Caption:
Soon the world will learn to fear my thumb as I do!
Ryan on 4/4/2006 at 12:47 am said:
Beautiful man, just F’n beautiful. I give it a Nick’s thumb up
Thanks Ryan. Night, guys.
Caption:
Where’s creator’s cat when I need him?
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:49 am said:
Thanks Ryan. Night, guys.
Night Lee, til next time
Looks like I’m the last one up, so I leave this for you early morning people:
Nick discoverd more than he cared to about Huvason when he sat on Nick’s hand…
Have a good day all!
WOW I left for work today and there were I think 26 comments and now add over 300 to that! There is no way I am reading through all that to catch up
I bet they are all good anyway
Nick Lindauer on 4/4/2006 at 6:07 am said:
oh god, this could get scary…
I think you started this
CaJohn on 4/3/2006 at 11:52 pm said:
You know, Ive been told many times that people who eat hot sauce are just not right…and the people who make it are even worse! One of my favorite hot sauce t-shirts had a saying on the back that read “We’re Here Because We’re Not All There”. Pretty much sums it up to me!!!
So what’s wrong with having an extra chromosome?
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:01 am said:
Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
CaJohn, I’ll tell you what…I won’t be there, but I’d be more than happy to send you a gallon of the #1 for the show. My pleasure.
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 12:29 am said:
No, but I did meet him once in New York at the Fancy Food Show…
That’s brings up a good question…Who’s going to the Fancy Foods Show in Manhatten this year? i know the Defcon Crew will be on hand..And there’s beer.
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:45 am said:
Sorry, here’s my caption:
52 Defcon Wings $18
9 Miller Lites $26
Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless.
That’s the best one I’ve heard yet…
Is that your thumb or are you just happy to see me?
That’s brings up a good question…Who’s going to the Fancy Foods Show in Manhatten this year? i know the Defcon Crew will be on hand..And there’s beer.
Thre Hot Tamales will be attending but we will not have a booth. 
But we will get to see any one of you lovely people who are either attending or having a booth there! Let us know where to stop and we will see you there!
Jodie on 4/4/2006 at 10:18 am said:
That’s brings up a good question…Who’s going to the Fancy Foods Show in Manhatten this year? i know the Defcon Crew will be on hand..And there’s beer.
Thre Hot Tamales will be attending but we will not have a booth.
JODIE PRODUCT JUST CAME IN.
How about this caption:
“It’s not as THINK as you HOT it is”
‘Just that last little bit of sauce…….but my eyes burn sooooo bad!!……..I’ve got to do it, GOT TO!’
HABANACIOUS!!
Caption:
No I’m ok- but the all bridgework on my teeth are sizzling and I think my contacts melted!!!
I’m sooo sorry Creator, it was the saddest thing I have ever seen, the Homunculus just went to have a taste of the chicken wing covered in the great sauce he represents, and,… and,… he exploded, this is all thats left. I think it was too hot!
Jodie on 4/4/2006 at 10:18 am said:
That’s brings up a good question…Who’s going to the Fancy Foods Show in Manhatten this year? i know the Defcon Crew will be on hand..And there’s beer.
Thre Hot Tamales will be attending but we will not have a booth.
When is the fancy foods show in Manhattan?
huvason on 4/4/2006 at 7:29 pm said:
When is the fancy foods show in Manhattan?
Just don’t tell me Jun 1-3 or July 9-17th!
huvason on 4/4/2006 at 7:34 pm said:
Just don’t tell me Jun 1-3 or July 9-17th!
Sorry huvason, It’s July 9th – 11th.
I was only joking when I said I would stab him with my thumb to win. I didn’t mean to actually doit…HONEST!
Kristi on 4/4/2006 at 9:26 pm said:
Sorry huvason, It’s July 9th – 11th.
Story of my life. I’ll be in Savannah Ga. that week
pmac on 4/4/2006 at 6:26 pm said:
I’m sooo sorry Creator, it was the saddest thing I have ever seen, the Homunculus just went to have a taste of the chicken wing covered in the great sauce he represents, and,… and,… he exploded, this is all thats left. I think it was too hot!
The Homunculus read your post, and only had one small thing to say, “The call is coming from inside the house!”
“Let me introduce you to my little friend” (Scarface)
There once was a man from the city
He drank so much beer he got sh-tty
While eating wings of DEFCON ONE
He said help “I can’t see my thumb”
But look at my face ain’t it pretty
If you squint real hard, it almost looks like Ryan!
“AAARGGGGGGHHHHHH!! but it’s an angry inch”
Just great Huvason, now my wife WILL find out about us
Hey guys! I got a little on my cheek…Who’s up for hot sauce body shots?!
Hey, this DOES look good on me
In the voice of Joey Lawrence:
“Whoa”
“Mommy…”
“I know everything there is to know, about the crying game…”
I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!
I want you to…liiiiick me
Look what you’ve done to my manicure!
This is what happens when you spend ALL of your free time playing video games
My guidence councelor warned me about this career move
Look what I found in my booster seat!
How do you expect me to bite my nails like this?
The men’s room was out of TP…
Ryan’s picking up steam, he’s getting close to a caption a minute…
CaJohn on 4/4/2006 at 11:52 pm said:
Ryan’s picking up steam, he’s getting close to a caption a minute…
You spoke too soon, had to go eat dinner, but I’m back
I quess he got captioned out!
Nick Landauer – Half man, half hot sauce…ALL TERROR
Obi-Wan was wise to hide you from me…
Well guys, I tried, but I didn’t quite make it to the restroom…
After a long night of drinking and eating wings, Nick brought new definition to the phrase “sitting around with your thumb up your butt”
That Dorset Naga ain’t that bad!
I’m thinking of something orange…something OOORRRrrrrannnnge
Lee@DC on 4/4/2006 at 12:38 am said:
I think we should have a little friendly competition going in Texas: Whoever gets the funniest/worst/borderline criminal picture of someone else wins. Everyone gets to submit 1 pic and Nicks posts them to vote on.
Ryan, you’ll NOT be in charge of the captioning!!!
ROFL Cajohn, I think that’s a given!!
CaJohn on 4/5/2006 at 12:08 am said:
Ryan, you’ll NOT be in charge of the captioning!!!
Hey now, you’re just jealous
Ryan on 4/5/2006 at 12:10 am said:
Hey now, you’re just jealous
That aint right, you’re supposed to SUPPORT me…
Mrs.Ryan on 4/5/2006 at 12:10 am said:
ROFL Cajohn, I think that’s a given!!
You’re supposed to SUPPORT me…
I support you….:D
Clicked the wrong captions…
Ryan on 4/5/2006 at 12:12 am said:
Clicked the wrong captions…
?????
DEFCON Creator on 4/4/2006 at 9:45 pm said:
The Homunculus read your post, and only had one small thing to say, “The call is coming from inside the house!”
Hahahahaha!
Nick’s failed attempt at stopping himself from breaking wind
Little did the HSB know that Nick is balemic…
bUlemic…never claimed to be the best speller
nick was told it was the last wing he would ever have to eat
Unbeknownced to everyone else, Nick was mezmorized by subliminal messages from the dark lord speaking through his thumb
Nick THOUGHT he was cool by being different until he bit into his thumb
Suffering from flashbacks of grade school, Little Nicky brought something for show and tell
Nick just spotted hair growing out of his knuckle
Nick haing a Matrix moment…there is no thumb
This thumb’s (bud’s) for you
you’ll never take me alive! or clean for that matter…
look’n for the hot stuff baby this evening…
Nick’s audition for the next living dead movie
Eman and Ryan may have their helmets, but look what I”VE got!
After hitting on the waitress, she advised him on where to stick it…and he did
After winning the wing eating contest, Nick fends off his angry rivals with his sauce covered thumb. (he left his new knife at home)
Soon after the wing eating contest, Nick felt deep sorrow for all the chickens that sacrificed their lives so that he may walk away king…The sauce was all that was left of them
C’mon guys, I’ve got a booger and I can’t get it out like this. Help a guy out?
Too drunk and full to remember where he parked, Nick attempts to hitch a ride while still in the bar
That thumb proves digging for gold(picking your nose) can be dangerous
Rembering his birthday was only 3 days away, Nick begins to count how old he is
Mrs.Ryan on 4/5/2006 at 12:57 am said:
That thumb proves digging for gold(picking your nose) can be dangerous
looks like he dug a little too hard
Ryan on 4/5/2006 at 12:19 am said:
Little did the HSB know that Nick is balemic…
Yeah Ha Ha, that’s very funny…
The equivalent of the bat signal for Captain Capsicum
Near…Far!…wherEVER you are…
Don’t make me destroy you…
Use the force Nick
Oh dear god, what do you mean its Cackalacky?!
Going where no thumb has ever gone before!! …Exploring new and uncharted territory!
Whoooa!! Looks like Nick needs to change his diaper…hehehe
The party in Nicks pants came to a sudden stop, as soon as his thumb discovered its “special purpose”!
Did someone say “sharted”?
Caption:
Free bottle of Hot Blog Sauce to the first person to tell me if this is Crapalacky before it goes in or after it came out!… WAIT… i have to check, …. OK we are good to go!
Whoa, he’s prairie doggin :S
how’d that get there?
I see we are on a roll today a RYAN?
eman on 4/5/2006 at 10:42 pm said:
I see we are on a roll today a RYAN?
Ha Ha Ha Eman…I’ve been a little busy. I’ve been doing so much graphic stuff lately and saving every change and loading my computer with samples that it was really slowing down. Had to clean house so to speak.
This reminds me of my last prostate exam
Caption:
Oh god, don’t let Ryan see this, I’ll never hear the end of it…
Ok folks, I wanted to post this on the Caption #1 thread, but it is blocked. The final mechanism/ingredient is ready for the prize for the 1st Caption This thread. I will be mailing it to Nick tomorrow or Saturday. I will choose 5 posts (5 different people, hopefully) and you guys will choose the winner. See, all that nonsensicle banter can now be laid to rest, and the conspiracy theorists can stop their Capricorn One thinking method.
DEFCON Creator on 4/6/2006 at 10:11 am said:
Ok folks, I wanted to post this on the Caption #1 thread, but it is blocked. The final mechanism/ingredient is ready for the prize for the 1st Caption This thread. I will be mailing it to Nick tomorrow or Saturday. I will choose 5 posts (5 different people, hopefully) and you guys will choose the winner. See, all that nonsensicle banter can now be laid to rest, and the conspiracy theorists can stop their Capricorn One thinking method.
Hey Creator, did you already know I’m a Capricorn, or are you into the astrology stuff and just know my type? Thanks for the update, I appreciate you doing that.
Caption:
‘Yeah, I can’t believe I heading for the big 2-5 either and still have problems keeping food off my face’
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:47 am said:
Hey Creator, did you already know I’m a Capricorn, or are you into the astrology stuff and just know my type?
Thanks Creator – mechanism/ingredient….sounds interesting. Can’t wait to see what that is
oops wrong quote – I meant to choose the one above (The creators post)
MattUK on 4/6/2006 at 11:04 am said:
oops wrong quote – I meant to choose the one above (The creators post)
I see how it is, Matt…Just kidding, same thing happened to me the other night.
MattUK on 4/6/2006 at 11:03 am said:
Thanks Creator – mechanism/ingredient….sounds interesting. Can’t wait to see what that is
Interesting is an understatement, personally I think it’s funny as Hell. I don’t think Nick expected any less from me.
DEFCON Creator on 4/6/2006 at 10:11 am said:
Ok folks, I wanted to post this on the Caption #1 thread, but it is blocked. The final mechanism/ingredient is ready for the prize for the 1st Caption This thread. I will be mailing it to Nick tomorrow or Saturday. I will choose 5 posts (5 different people, hopefully) and you guys will choose the winner. See, all that nonsensicle banter can now be laid to rest, and the conspiracy theorists can stop their Capricorn One thinking method.
Mr Creator can you enlighten us as to your “thinking method”?
What sign does the Creator fall under?
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a……….”GOOD GOD…. what the hell is this…”
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 12:40 pm said:
Mr Creator can you enlighten us as to your “thinking method”?
What sign does the Creator fall under?
Just a guess off the top of my head, I’d say he’s a Leo
ryan on 4/6/2006 at 2:06 pm said:
Just a guess off the top of my head, I’d say he’s a Leo
Just hope he answers cause I have an idea.
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 12:40 pm said:
Mr Creator can you enlighten us as to your “thinking method”?
What sign does the Creator fall under?
Intriguing question. Let me go ask The Createss. LOL!
Anyway, “Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see” may be a good ideology for some, for myself, I just live to have fun, I go where the fun is, and I participate in the fun. My method of thinking is more scientific, and I have quite a good time looking at things in a sarcastic or even cynical view, so I can have fun with it, albeit usually at the expense of another (perhaps a bit Machiavellian with a twist of Nitzche (sp?) BEFORE he recanted on his deathbed). Conspiracy theory is all well and good, but to take it too seriously usually causes a cranial collapse, as nothing is what it seems, we call this ‘dementia’. I hope this helps…Oh yeah, I’m a Taurus.
DEFCON Creator on 4/6/2006 at 2:23 pm said:
Intriguing question. Let me go ask The Createss. LOL!
Anyway, “Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see” may be a good ideology for some, for myself, I just live to have fun, I go where the fun is, and I participate in the fun. My method of thinking is more scientific, and I have quite a good time looking at things in a sarcastic or even cynical view, so I can have fun with it, albeit usually at the expense of another (perhaps a bit Machiavellian with a twist of Nitzche (sp?) BEFORE he recanted on his deathbed). Conspiracy theory is all well and good, but to take it too seriously usually causes a cranial collapse, as nothing is what it seems, we call this ‘dementia’. I hope this helps…Oh yeah, I’m a Taurus.
Taurus…That’s fitting too. I assure you there is no dimentia here. Speculation, curiosity, yes. We’re all fun loving people here. I just hope that we are all able to have fun together. That’s all I do on here, I keep my anger and frustrations in e-mails outside the blog. This isn’t hte place for it. Problem is, one man’s idea of fun is not always shared by the masses. Back to work I go.
Agreed, this place is an oasis from other sites.
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 12:40 pm said:
Mr Creator can you enlighten us as to your “thinking method”?
What sign does the Creator fall under?
Hey Creator, I thought the sign you are under is “Coor’s Light”
Funny man!
Actually, I drink that weasel urine because I can drink it all day with little to no effect. Personally, Harp or John Courage are my first choices.
I’m an IPA guy myself. Like Creator, I only drink Coors when I don’t wan’t to get F’ed up.
ryan on 4/6/2006 at 3:14 pm said:
Taurus…That’s fitting too. I assure you there is no dimentia here. Speculation, curiosity, yes. We’re all fun loving people here. I just hope that we are all able to have fun together. That’s all I do on here, I keep my anger and frustrations in e-mails outside the blog. This isn’t hte place for it. Problem is, one man’s idea of fun is not always shared by the masses. Back to work I go.
Taurus, oh no thats my sign.
what does this all mean????
LOL! your twins!!!!! just kidding
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 7:36 pm said:
LOL! your twins!!!!! just kidding
You know, if you weren’t Mrs Ryan…..
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 7:39 pm said:
You know, if you weren’t Mrs Ryan…..
If she weren’t Mrs. Ryan I’d have to marry her all over again
BTW hun…Snickle Dippin Frack
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll have coffee waiting mr. dippinfrack….
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 7:39 pm said:You know, if you weren’t Mrs Ryan…..
Yeah Chris I know……you’d drown me in defcon zero
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll have coffee waiting mr. dippinfrack….
Yeah Chris I know……you’d drown me in defcon zero
Thank you baby
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll have coffee waiting mr. dippinfrack….
Yeah Chris I know……you’d drown me in defcon zero
Well, ZERO is a bit expensive. At $40 a quarter ounce I would go broke trying to get enough to drown you in.
well I don’t wanna be drowned in a cheap sauce for petes sake, jeez chris I want to at least go out in some kind of style.
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:00 pm said:
well I don’t wanna be drowned in a cheap sauce for petes sake, jeez chris
Not that your not worth it, just trying to keep the cost down
nice save dude
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:02 pm said:
nice save dude
Im not sure if “my save” had anything to do with the fact that ryan is your husband.
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 7:36 pm said:
LOL! your twins!!!!! just kidding
Ryan on 4/6/2006 replied
You know, if you weren’t Mrs Ryan…..
pmac Yells…GET A ROOM, none of that here!
LOL. I am sure it did, but I’ll take what I can get
Oh pmac, you party pooper
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:05 pm said:
LOL. I am sure it did, but I’ll take what I can get
Hmmm, I’ll never tell
So how are the dippinfrack’s doing thie evening?
Mrs.Ryan…44 more posts and you will be in the top 20…congrats on the 1000 ryan
HI EMAN!!!!!!!!!!! I am doing great…I can tell you in a few minutes how the Mr dippinfrack is how are you and the mrs?
eman on 4/6/2006 at 8:08 pm said:
Mrs.Ryan…44 more posts and you will be in the top 20…congrats on the 1000 ryan
Sweet! ryan hit the big 1000. (between you and me, you were there first)
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:09 pm said:
HI EMAN!!!!!!!!!!! I am doing great…I can tell you in a few minutes how the Mr dippinfrack is how are you and the mrs?
Taking the night off!! My feet are killing me from working so much.
I am working on the t-shirts and reviews for the blog…
Yes a day off would be nice, I bet I think twice before firing someone again have fun with your reviews and shirts
Hey..has anyone heard from Mad lately…i might have to gice him a call
eman on 4/6/2006 at 8:14 pm said:
Hey..has anyone heard from Mad lately…i might have to gice him a call
He may be playing with that hose.
no, stop it, fire hose….
you guys are very off topic here
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:18 pm said:
you guys are very off topic here
Well, that helps keep us out of trouble
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 8:17 pm said:
He may be playing with that hose.
no, stop it, fire hose….
yeah…yeah..FIRE…FIRE
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:14 pm said:
Yes a day off would be nice, I bet I think twice before firing someone again
did you have to fire someone today?
eman on 4/6/2006 at 8:21 pm said:
yeah…yeah..FIRE…FIRE
eman. he may need help controlling it. Is CC around?
OH lordy beavis and butthead on the blog
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 8:21 pm said:Well, that helps keep us out of trouble
LOL
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:22 pm said:
OH lordy beavis and butthead on the blog
LOL
Ok, now I have to ask, Whos who?
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 8:21 pm said:
Well, that helps keep us out of trouble
Besides, there is never any trouble here. Its all good clean-old Hot Sauce fun
uuhh..huuh…huuh…he said HOSE
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:22 pm said:
OH lordy beavis and butthead on the blog
LOL
it’s either beavis and butthead quotes or napoleon dynamite..pick on
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
so when you get a new bottle of hot sauce do you do that stupid laugh and say “did I just score?”
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 8:23 pm said:
Ok, now I have to ask, Whos who?
I will leave that for the 2 of you to hammer out……
eman, only 147 more can you make it by the weekend????
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 8:32 pm said:
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
dam,was hoping for napoleon
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 8:37 pm said:
eman, only 147 more can you make it by the weekend????
I will try…no rush..we have the baby shower on sat and will be at church all day sun so i dont have much time
eman on 4/6/2006 at 8:45 pm said:
dam,was hoping for napoleon
I haven’t seen it, so it wouldn’t be as funny
I didn’t even realize I had reached 1000. Eman, you’re slacking buddy
eman on 4/6/2006 at 8:45 pm said:
dam,was hoping for napoleon
Whaaaaaat?
Will this thread reach the length of the now imfamous “Crapalacky” one? Or will Nick slam the door on our fingers again? It’s got a good start!
Congrats on 1000 Ryan!!! I’m in pursuit! (got a ways to go though)…
Today is the LAST DAY to get in captions! I better get to work…
Maybe he slammed his thumb in the door….it does look like fred flintstones thumb all red n stuff
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 9:11 pm said:
Today is the LAST DAY to get in captions! I better get to work…
Dont tell me that you have only started
It says it ends 4/7 does that mean tonight or tomorrow night?
Ryan, do you know how many entries you’ve had?
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:13 pm said:
It says it ends 4/7 does that mean tonight or tomorrow night?
Ryan, do you know how many entries you’ve had?
Way to many, you guys need to catch up
Caption:
This is the only way I could think of to make myself hot
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:13 pm said:
It says it ends 4/7 does that mean tonight or tomorrow night?
Ryan, do you know how many entries you’ve had?
I think he will win on sure volume alone.
Are you working on your Pimp Yo’ Sauce? speaking of this, i think i came up with the name but who came up with the idea first? wasn’t it VIC?
I guess Ryan is a beliver in the “Shotgun” approach.
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:13 pm said:
It says it ends 4/7 does that mean tonight or tomorrow night?
Ryan, do you know how many entries you’ve had?
My bad, thought today was the 7th. Must be the laser they shot in my eye 728 times yesterday
Caption:
I need to raise the number of posts on the HSB, someone take a picture of this
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:17 pm said:
I guess Ryan is a beliver in the “Shotgun” approach.
I’m more of a mini-gun kinda guy
CRAPALACKY hit 798 with Nick’s closing post…
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:17 pm said:
I guess Ryan is a beliver in the “Shotgun” approach.
yeah that’s how he got me to marry him…………….LOL just kidding that was a bad joke
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 9:20 pm said:
I’m more of a mini-gun kinda guy
Vulcan? Should we call you “Puff” (showing my years)
eman on 4/6/2006 at 9:16 pm said:
I think he will win on sure volume alone.
Are you working on your Pimp Yo’ Sauce? speaking of this, i think i came up with the name but who came up with the idea first? wasn’t it VIC?
Eman, haven’t started working on mine yet, but I just bought the last of the materials I need to create what I have envisioned. Will begin work soon
“Just a little more to the right” – David Lee Roth
Caption:
!@$$%^%!@
“Homo says what?”
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:21 pm said:
Vulcan? Should we call you “Puff” (showing my years)
you can call me “yours” *bats eyelashes*
Don’t take a thumb to a knife fight!
SAVE ME Mrs. Ryan!!!
As seen on the Jerry Springe’ Show…
loco luna brian on 4/6/2006 at 9:27 pm said:
As seen on the Jerry Springe’ Show…
make that –
As seen on the Jerry Springer Show..
I got your WMD right here!!
One small thumb for mankind….
Caption:
What does this look like to you guys?
Brian, have you ever been to the Houston Hot Sauce Festival?
I can’t find my pants!!!!!! I can’t find my pants!!!!!!
ET phone home!
Yeah I know it was his (ET’s) finger not his thumb, so, its still a caption.
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:26 pm said:
SAVE ME Mrs. Ryan!!!
slowly back away from the blog……. it’s all good
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:31 pm said:
Brian, have you ever been to the Houston Hot Sauce Festival?
No sir I have not; the timing has been bad for me the last few years since I got into this chile love. I may get there this year and I’ve heard good things from a friend who has attended.
Caption:
No animals were harmed in the making of this picture…but Nick was scarred for life
“Have you seen my baseball?” – from Something about Mary
Caption:
Really, this is 6″ to a woman
You DON’T want to go in there!
Schwinnnng!
Ever seen a thumb-stomach up close?
HMMMmmmm…how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Landauer Pop?
“And then depression set in….”
Caption:
I love you man!
loco luna brian on 4/6/2006 at 9:32 pm said:
No sir I have not; the timing has been bad for me the last few years since I got into this chile love. I may get there this year and I’ve heard good things from a friend who has attended.
Booth space is really reasonable, if there is any available. She limits the number of sauce/salsa vendors to assure the companies do the best they can sales wise. We have always done very well there, AND it’s a lot of fun. She treats her vendors very well!
Thats it, I am the HSB Thumb Wrestling Champion.
You should see how I tore up the other guy.
Nick showing much approval to the chilehead accross from him playing footsy
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 9:37 pm said:
Thats it, I am the HSB Thumb Wrestling Champion.
You should see how I tore up the other guy.
That would have been huvason?
APB – Insane vivisectionist wileding a lethal thumb….
Strong enough for man, but made for a woman
I only have eyes for you
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:37 pm said:
Booth space is really reasonable, if there is any available. She limits the number of sauce/salsa vendors to assure the companies do the best they can sales wise. We have always done very well there, AND it’s a lot of fun. She treats her vendors very well!
Good to know – I’ll see what I can do on it:) Thanks!
1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war…
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 9:36 pm said:
HMMMmmmm…how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Landauer Pop?
dam…you stold mine…its Lindauer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:38 pm said:
That would have been huvason?
Good point CaJohn.
Poor huvy…
Here’s my excuse to not cuddle tonight
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:41 pm said:
Poor huvy…
But he went down with a fight.
Alas poor Yorik…. I knew him well…
eman on 4/6/2006 at 9:40 pm said:
dam…you stold mine…its Lindauer
Ooops…my whole life has been a LIE!
“That’s what I call head-cheese”
Damn it, there $25 worth of ZERO here on my thumb.
This thumb is registered all up and down the eastern seaboard as a deadly weapon
It hurts so good
Nick stares at his thumb pondering if his thumb is worth that much in defcon sauce…..
Time out guys, I’ve got a cramp in my thumb
“WHOS YO DADDY!!!!!!”
To eat or not to eat…That is the question!
Pfffff, and to think Creator needs a mask and gloves to handle this stuff.
“Come a little closer guys, Ive got somethin to show ya. Ok, thats good, NOW BEND OVER!!”
Oh my god did that ever hurt! (he chose to eat)
Hey Creator…This is what I think of your cat!
“Hey, have you seen the move Brokeback Mountain??”
“Do you like movies about Gladiators?”
Yo mama…
caption (in surfers voice)
I was like… hitchhiking..and like this dude was like “You Suck” and I was totaly like “You Suck” and then he yelled back “You Suck” and i totaly like just ignored him, what a ritious looser…..and then i went back to munchin’ my chicken wings….totaly
Does this make me look fat?
Love is….
A thumb worth giving up, to the sauce that is so good. Because after all a sauce is just a sauce without the meat.
I thought only people that worked at Home Depot Bled Orange!
We don’t need no stink’n chicken wings!
200 more to go!
“Dooo do do do—–DOOO do—— do dooo CANT TOUCH THIS”
These new hot sauce fingerpaints suck. Whos idea was this anyway?
I see Homunculus people.
(say like the kid in sixth sence)
With this sauce on my thumb, the cops will NEVER be able to identify my prints when I kill Ryan!
“And Nick parted the sea with his thumb.”
Suck it
DAMN IT Ryan my next one was gonna be “I got 2 words for ya—SUCK IT!!”
This is just wrong…
caption:
whoa you agree thumb, Ryan IS the biggest booger on the blog!!
Damn wax seal on these defcon bottles. Try to open em and look what happens, sauce everywhere.
Hmmmm, all this ZERO on my thumb, it must be worth $300
MILK THIS!!!
wait thumb, i think it’s a tie…..chris k is a big booger too.
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 9:59 pm said:
wait thumb, i think it’s a tie…..chris k is a big booger too.
am I close to that line yet???
It was a very close competition. In order to win, Nick ate the other contestants
not even close
CRAP! I just put my hand down my pants to scratch…IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Nick second guesses taking the bet that he wasn’t man enough to rub his nipples with defcon sauce
After hugging Huvason, Nick looks at his thumb and realizes that Huv didn’t shower today
Ryan, on a ROLL…
Being an old man now, Nick THOUGHT he grabbed the Bengay, but soon suffered from his mistake
Doody – doody stupid head!
(Nick in his best Britney Spears voice)
OOPS I did it again.
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:10 pm said:
Doody – doody stupid head!
Caption? Mine was…
I give show tunes a thumbs up!
You guys think this is bad, you should see what I just left in my manties
“HEY!!! wheres my reach around!!!”
(Sorry Nick). LOL!!!!
Ryan deserves a prize for effort…
Tom Thumb aint got noth’n on me
Thinking he had grabbed the bottle of sunless tan lotion, Nick soon figured out his error
Nick had told the guys that he could get any hot chick, and he did…her name is Rosie
Kids, don’t try this at home
Hey Girls…Looky here what I got!!
wooohoooo!!!!! lokk what i can do!!!!!!
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:06 pm said:
After hugging Huvason, Nick looks at his thumb and realizes that Huv didn’t shower today
Nice visual here
No guys, I don’t think it will fit…
Yup, here’s your problem right here!
LOOK* not lokk
Creator passed out at his own party. Luckily Nick was able to clear his airway and save the day.
While Nick wasn’t looking, Creator swapped his KY with some wing sauce
Nick has always liked red heads
Nick gives a thumbs up for the new “Keep Ryan busy for a week” contest.
DK on 4/6/2006 at 10:25 pm said:
Nick gives a thumbs up for the new “Keep Ryan busy for a week” contest.
That’s it, I give up…that wins
Creator ran out of wings for the contest, he tried to disguise Nicks thumb as a wing. Would Nick notice in time?
DK on 4/6/2006 at 10:25 pm said:
Nick gives a thumbs up for the new “Keep Ryan busy for a week” contest.
That was beautiful love it love it nice job DK
When you’re running out to first and you feel like you’re gonna burst
Diarhea…Diahrea
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a big wet turd
Diarhea…Diarhea
To the Johnny Cash tune:
I jammed my thumb into a burning ring of fire
CaJohn on 4/6/2006 at 9:38 pm said:
That would have been huvason?
Hey – i’m a good thumb wrestler. I beat my daughter almost all the time
Nick tries new ways to sell hot sauce
Nick’s life long dream was to be the secret spice girl – Sweaty Spice
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:32 pm said:
Nick tries new ways to sell hot sauce
by showing off the mantie bottle version?
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:06 pm said:
After hugging Huvason, Nick looks at his thumb and realizes that Huv didn’t shower today
Hey – I thought we were making fun of Nick Anyway I shower at the MIDDLE of the month. We do the laundry on the FIRST
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:27 pm said:
That’s it, I give up…that wins
I just wanted to give ya props bud! You are a madman on these captions! No way am I gonna go back and read all of them, I just hope Nick has been keeping track. A review may take few days.
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:28 pm said:
That was beautiful love it love it nice job DK
Better than my crude one, I felt bad after that one and give up.
huvason on 4/6/2006 at 10:34 pm said:
Hey – I thought we were making fun of Nick
We are making fun, not sure it Nick though, but its not you huvason
Nick just discovered that his hot sauce flavored edible underwear was not such a good idea
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:36 pm said:
Nick just discovered that his hot sauce flavored edible underwear was not such a good idea
that is just soooooooooooo wrong
chris k on 4/6/2006 at 10:35 pm said:
We are making fun, not sure it Nick though, but its not you huvason
huvason by the looks of these comments, I’d say you gave it new life….and many new captions, good job.
Nick forgets that he is in a crowded bar and begins a tearful conversation with his imaginary friend, THUMBalina…She just broke up with him
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:38 pm said:
Nick forgets that he is in a crowded bar and begins a tearful conversation with his imaginary friend, THUMBalina…She just broke up with him
omg, that makes my tummy hurt from laughter
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:38 pm said:
huvason by the looks of these comments, I’d say you gave it new life….and many new captions, good job.
LOL – thanx.
In the imortal word of The Donald…you’re fired
Nick begins to have flashbacks of his days in the state pen, and his roommate “Bubba”
Huvason asks Nick “ya gonna eat that?”
“If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.”
-William Shatner
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:44 pm said:
Huvason asks Nick “ya gonna eat that?”
LOL – not far from the truth!
huvason on 4/6/2006 at 10:47 pm said:
LOL – not far from the truth!
Huv, please don’t take any of this personal. I just use you because I heard that you were sitting right next to him
whadaya mean this doesn’t impress the ladies?
Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 10:49 pm said:
Huv, please don’t take any of this personal. I just use you because I heard that you were sitting right next to him
NOT AT ALL. This is hilarious!
Starving kids in China would kill for some of this
Nick holds up his thumb in a futile attempt to disctract everyone while he cuts the cheese
Taking a break now to work on my pimp yo sauce
DK on 4/6/2006 at 10:45 pm said:
“If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.”
-William Shatner
can someone explain what he meant by that…..
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 11:07 pm said:
can someone explain what he meant by that…..
I meant what william shatner meant….. i am trying to figure out how you can take your pants down with dignity…… maybe my blonde side is showing :$
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Nick – you seemed a whole lot smarter than this
Good Luck!
(BTW – still have the sauce on my fingers. My eyes were burning putting in my contacts this morning!)