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Bret, Chris K & The Truth
What you need to know about this picture - Sometimes caption pictures just happen, and other times people willingly pose and send in pictures for the caption contest. This is one of those times.
Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize(s): 1 pound Dorset Dusted Jerky from Jersey Boyz Jerky
Entry Due Date: EOD 03/16/07
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (if that’s even possible with a picture of this caliber)
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Come on Blane we do this all the time.
Leap frog gone awry!!!!
Bret and chrisk fighting over who gets to “drive”
The truth asks “are you sure that’s only first gear” 
put your left foot on red, truth right foot on blue….. he he he
bret ‘my turn to spin….. my turn’
HEHEHE THEY LOOK LIKE DOGS HEHEHE
Bret & Chris K don’t normally bend the truth, but this time they couldn’t help it.
The Wife on 3/11/2007 at 10:09 am said:
Bret & Chris K don’t normally bend the truth, but this time they couldn’t help it.
winner! winner! winner! lol
Lisa on 3/11/2007 at 10:11 am said:
winner! winner! winner! lol
Aw, you’re so sweet Lisa. And you have a strange husband…
“Save a Horse Ride a cowboy”
Bret takes his country music quite literally!
Double the pleasure, double the fun.
or
Trust me, it’ll fit. One way or another, it’ll fit!
tell me something i dont know 
Frightfully, after meeting these guys in New Mexico I understand this photo.
How about “Here is Bret, Chris and Doug at the FF Showâ€
Chris reveals his secret as too how he stays so skinny.
THE TRUTH EVOLVING TO A NEW FORM.
THE TRUTH SAYS, HOW COME I ALWAYS PLAY THE CATCHER.
HEY TOO MANY PLAYERS CROWDING THE PLATE!
Just not right. Not right at all. Something wrong with all three of you!
The Wife on 3/11/2007 at 10:09 am said:
Bret & Chris K don’t normally bend the truth, but this time they couldn’t help it.
Good one Laura!!!!
“How many push ups do I need to do”
This is what happens when you say “BWANA BRET SENT ME”
huvason on 3/11/2007 at 12:44 pm said:
This is what happens when you say “BWANA BRET SENT ME”
lol good one
“Hey are you really sure we are faster this way?â€
or
“Your guys aren’t a help to find my contacts stop movingâ€
Bret & Chris found just the right time to strike when The Truth was looking for his dropped contact.
the sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuulllllllll train!
Ok class, our next pose will be “Downward Facing Dog” following by a “Sun Salutation”. Remember to relax and breathe……and 1 and 2 and 3….Bret straighten your loins…ChrisK be careful of your back…Truth…BEAR DOWN!!!
Caption——–What!!! No reach around!!!!
Sorry, a little over the top huh??
Doug and Chris K invite Bret to their coming out party!
Bret, Chris K, and the Truth battle it out for the starring role in
Brokeback Mountain Part 2
The Three stages (stooges?) of pepper addiction.
Arizona Jack on 3/11/2007 at 2:09 pm said:
Bret, Chris K, and the Truth battle it out for the starring role in
Brokeback Mountain Part 2
Good one AJ!!
With Bret on top, ChrisK’s back will be a “BrokeBack” for sure.
Check your PMs.
Uncle Big on 3/11/2007 at 2:22 pm said:
Good one AJ!!
With Bret on top, ChrisK’s back will be a “BrokeBack” for sure.
Check your PMs.
Will do Biggie, I’ll be back later and get with you.
Truth: Allright you guys- quit riding my a$$ about my attitude! For that matter, just quit riding my a$$!
Two’s company, three’s a GLAAD convention.
I’m already voting for the Wife’s though Good one.
Arizona Jack on 3/11/2007 at 2:24 pm said:
Will do Biggie, I’ll be back later and get with you.
Hey guys when you read AJ comment I think he wants in on this. OMG My wife just saw the picture. Later
Bret on 3/11/2007 at 3:22 pm said:
Hey guys when you read AJ comment I think he wants in on this. OMG My wife just saw the picture. Later
Leave it to you to read something dirty into a simple verbal correspondence.
Ha Ha, good luck with the wife Bret!! Yous gots some ’splainin’ to do!!
Bret placed a quarter perfectly on the ground and the trap was set…..
Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 3/11/2007 at 2:54 pm said:
Two’s company, three’s a GLAAD convention.
I’m already voting for the Wife’s though
I agree Jim, The Wife will be tough to beat!
I saw this on the animal planet once!
truth - “You promised me bret, I would get a free booth at JJ’s”
ChrisK - “block that kick…block that kick”
Sorry…I’ll quit… 
This is the moment that the party games went awry.
“it’s time to go TAILgating!”
After one too many rum and cokes a simple game of pin the tail on the donkey became pin the “tail”on Doug.
Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 3/11/2007 at 2:54 pm said:
Two’s company, three’s a GLAAD convention.
I’m already voting for the Wife’s though
NICE!
Does this make us look GAY?
Jodie on 3/11/2007 at 2:02 pm said:
Doug and Chris K invite Bret to their coming out party!
Nice Jodie!
Chris K’s promo to market his own new Pilates workout!
The Wife on 3/11/2007 at 6:53 pm said:
Chris K’s promo to market his own new Pilates workout!
That was good
Bret explains to truth and ChrisK how he went “all in” at the hot sauce poker game.
The Wife on 3/11/2007 at 6:53 pm said:
Chris K’s promo to market his own new Pilates workout!
where oh where r u coming out with these from ? you hitting the jd ? lolololol
Lisa on 3/11/2007 at 8:17 pm said:
where oh where r u coming out with these from ? you hitting the jd ? lolololol
I swear they’re just coming to me! I guess the pic inspired me in some strange way. 
The Wife on 3/11/2007 at 6:53 pm said:
Chris K’s promo to market his own new Pilates workout!
Nice! Keep’em coming!
Chris K showing Bret and Doug the true meaning of BODY PUMP!
the buc stops here!
ready, set, orgy!
hey goonie, this is what a glimpse of the “hot sauce blog initiation” looks like.
It’s ok truth, we did this at Zest fest.
hey chris and bret, this doesnt hurt as much as when my wife does it.
HEY THEY FOUND THE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK on 3/11/2007 at 7:54 pm said:
Bret explains to truth and ChrisK how he went “all in” at the hot sauce poker game.
LMAO !!!!
NICE!!! Very nice……You guys and gals are killing me over here….I think the Girls are winning though.
Laura, KEEP ‘EM COMMIN’
“the guys sending salutations ot our friends in San Fransisco”
….was that over the line?
” during the fart contest , Doug need help holding in his next entry”
“Doug is teaching Chris K and Bret his rendition of “Back that A$$ UP”
Bret and Chris K were caught on camera explaining the HSB don’t ask / don’t tell policy to Doug.
for all the NASCAR fans ..” we wern’t tailgating, we were drafting”
eman on 3/11/2007 at 9:51 pm said:
for all the NASCAR fans ..” we wern’t tailgating, we were drafting”
Is that what they’re calling the “bump draft” eman? LOL!
DK on 3/11/2007 at 10:08 pm said:
Is that what they’re calling the “bump draft” eman? LOL!
“Rubbin’ is Racin’ “
Bret, Chris K , and The Truth just tried out the secret bottle of F Detector
A woman’s fantasy… crushed
The Truth - I said “Oh look, spare change” not “Oh I hope to change”
Get the hose, they are at it again!
Candy on 3/11/2007 at 11:19 pm said:
A woman’s fantasy… crushed
Given the size of the caboose on that train, fantasy ain’t all that’s likely to get crushed
Come on hot sauce people now let’s start a love train
NO, NO, NO, I said let’s do the hokie pokie!
The Truth finds out why they REALLY call it the Sandia Minimum-Security Prison and Crapsino, and it ain’t the Nazi rules at the bar…for some reason Tribal Law says THIS is okay.
Lee@DC on 3/12/2007 at 9:27 am said:
The Truth finds out why they REALLY call it the Sandia Minimum-Security Prison and Crapsino, and it ain’t the Nazi rules at the bar…for some reason Tribal Law says THIS is okay.
Of course it’s ok, they’re getting ’screwed’. LOL!
truth, i cant believe you fell for the “help me find my contact” joke again.
just like SU’s guys, the more the marrier.
“You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discover channel!!!”
Hey, I said my mouth is in pain, not let’s pull a train!
Hey, who’s up for a Dirty Sanchez?
Bark like a dog!
Homo says what?
And this is why ChrisK calls himself “Lucky Pierre”.
Bret and ChrisK clearly misunderstand the Truth when he discusses his beef jerky.
In case we go to jail later tonight, let’s make sure we get this right. Okay, on three…
Who said true love can’t exist between 3 grown men?
Chris K finally realizes what it means to give and to receive.
The Wife on 3/11/2007 at 8:33 pm said:
I swear they’re just coming to me! I guess the pic inspired me in some strange way.
Not gonna touch that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eman on 3/11/2007 at 9:51 pm said:
for all the NASCAR fans ..” we wern’t tailgating, we were drafting”
you mean Jeff Gordon fans, that’s the excuse he always uses…. he and his Rainbow Warriors
“Rear-End Collision at the Sandia!!”
“Demonstration of the game Buck-Buck as explained by Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!”
What scares me the most, is they’re all smiling!!!!!!!!
this proves jack nicholson wrong, chris and bret can handle the truth. (and it looks like the truth like it )
homo kama sutra position #12
“Open aucditions for Love Train were held at The Sandia Resort, New Mexico this weekend”
When walking by the golf cource, I wondered why I heard the phrase “enough with the putter baby, use the driver!”
eman on 3/12/2007 at 5:27 pm said:
When walking by the golf cource, I wondered why I heard the phrase “enough with the putter baby, use the driver!”
there probably aint no driver in them white guys bags.
I had a great caption in the middle of the night for this and then I went back to sleep. It’ll have to come back to me….
ChrisK - “Truth this is how you get the girls”
Bret - “I don’t know about the girls, but you two sure got me!”
Homo-Olympics Team Javelin!
Homo-Olympics Downhill Salomi
TheBigShow on 3/12/2007 at 2:16 pm said:
What scares me the most, is they’re all smiling!!!!!!!!
You have no idea how happy they were to do this, it was nothing short of completley unnerving!!!!
In, the truths defense, ChrisK and Bret enjoyed it more. They were the ones saying “take another, just one more, one more, ooo ooo like this, now like this!!!!” I’m scarred for life!
Don’t worry guys, I got your backs!
kristi on 3/13/2007 at 6:11 pm said:
You have no idea how happy they were to do this, it was nothing short of completley unnerving!!!!
In, the truths defense, ChrisK and Bret enjoyed it more.
And who was the producer of that show……………. kristi ………….. She was laughing so hard. It’s a wounder the picture turn out. I MISS MY BUDDYS.
Bret on 3/13/2007 at 7:52 pm said:
And who was the producer of that show……………. kristi ………….. She was laughing so hard. It’s a wounder the picture turn out. I MISS MY BUDDYS.
HAHA I”m still laughing Bret, I will admit it was funny. You were just what those two needed to “top things off”
kristi on 3/13/2007 at 8:04 pm said:
HAHA I”m still laughing Bret, I will admit it was funny. You were just what those two needed to “top things off”
Oh I get It pick on the big fat guy. “top things offâ€
Chrisk did truth ask you about the one being bent over. He did not ask me. Hmmmmmmmmmm I wounder.
kristi on 3/13/2007 at 6:11 pm said:
You have no idea how happy they were to do this, it was nothing short of completley unnerving!!!!
In, the truths defense, ChrisK and Bret enjoyed it more.
I don’t know if the pic scares me more, or you describing how happy they were….lol
Bret on 3/13/2007 at 8:35 pm said:
Oh I get It pick on the big fat guy. “top things offâ€
What is it they say?
Size doesn’t matter!!!!!
xoxo
Bret on 3/13/2007 at 8:35 pm said:
Oh I get It pick on the big fat guy. “top things offâ€
big fat guys are usually on the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bret on 3/13/2007 at 8:38 pm said:
Chrisk did truth ask you about the one being bent over. He did not ask me. Hmmmmmmmmmm I wounder.
Are you kidding???? ChrisK was the coordinating the whole thing!!!! Look at the smile!!! You should see the others I have!!! Smiling ear to damn ear!!!! 
How would you know????
Something you want to share TBS????
mmmmhhhmmmmmmmm
kristi on 3/13/2007 at 8:44 pm said:
How would you know????
Something you want to share TBS????
mmmmhhhmmmmmmmm
i don’t know about the homo-olympics, but being a big fat guy….well…..we’ll leave it at that
Bret on 3/13/2007 at 8:38 pm said:
Chrisk did truth ask you about the one being bent over. He did not ask me. Hmmmmmmmmmm I wounder.
LOL, now that you mention it, your right????
kristi on 3/13/2007 at 8:43 pm said:
Are you kidding???? ChrisK was the coordinating the whole thing!!!! Look at the smile!!! You should see the others I have!!! Smiling ear to damn ear!!!!
Me smile? You werent there when it was first mentioned Saturday.
Remember the pic of truth on Bret’s lap? 
It all went downhill from there.
Dont give me ALL the credit, right Bret?
chrisk on 3/14/2007 at 9:13 am said:
LOL, now that you mention it, your right????
Me smile? You werent there when it was first mentioned Saturday.
Remember the pic of truth on Bret’s lap?
Dont give me ALL the credit, right Bret?
I still have a picture of truth looking in the cup on the green for his ball. Then there is the putter and Driver. OMG WHAT’S WRONG WITH PICTURE.
Bret on 3/14/2007 at 9:48 am said:
I still have a picture of truth looking in the cup on the green for his ball. Then there is the putter and Driver. OMG WHAT’S WRONG WITH PICTURE.
OMG WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE. Now I’m glad we could not get on the greens.
“Help…we’re stuck! Hurry and spray us with the garden hose!”
chrisk on 3/14/2007 at 9:13 am said:
LOL, now that you mention it, your right????
Me smile? You werent there when it was first mentioned Saturday.
Remember the pic of truth on Bret’s lap?
Dont give me ALL the credit, right Bret?
.Let me tell you all I was doing was walking thru FF show and these 2 guys ran up to me and ask if I would like to be part of their human wheelbarrel team. They were going to enter a race and needed one more guy. I ask them how this works. truth said he is barrel and the wheel and chrisk is the handles and rear support and that all I had to do was pick them up push real hard. WELL WHAT DO YOU SOUNDS GOOD TO ME AND I’M STICKING TO MY GUNS.
Bret on 3/14/2007 at 3:57 pm said:
.Let me tell you all I was doing was walking thru FF show and these 2 guys ran up to me and ask if I would like to be part of their human wheelbarrel team. They were going to enter a race and needed one more guy. I ask them how this works. truth said he is barrel and the wheel and chrisk is the handles and rear support and that all I had to do was pick them up push real hard. WELL WHAT DO YOU SOUNDS GOOD TO ME AND I’M STICKING TO MY GUNS.
WELL WHAT DO YOU ( THINK ) duh
Bret on 3/14/2007 at 3:57 pm said:
.Let me tell you all I was doing was walking thru FF show and these 2 guys ran up to me and ask if I would like to be part of their human wheelbarrel team. They were going to enter a race and needed one more guy. I ask them how this works. truth said he is barrel and the wheel and chrisk is the handles and rear support and that all I had to do was pick them up push real hard. WELL WHAT DO YOU SOUNDS GOOD TO ME AND I’M STICKING TO MY GUNS.
LMAO
No comment
The truth hits everyone (sometimes).
or
“C’mon boys lets do it like the Big’sâ€
Just be big!!!
test
Bret on 3/14/2007 at 7:04 pm said:
test
Did I pass?
the truth finally comes out as to why chrisk said “i wish i knew how to quit you” during the final day of the FF show.
or
bret is showing his fellow “flaming friends” the real meaning behind the”ring of fire.”
Hell when I first saw that picture I thought those were flames shooting out my A*&
huvason on 3/14/2007 at 7:07 pm said:
Did I pass?
Some gas
Huv Is this part of the special handshake.
Bret on 3/14/2007 at 7:59 pm said:
Huv Is this part of the special handshake.
Bret, tried to call you several times today, stop playing around the store and answer your phone tommorow !!! LOL
Arizona Jack on 3/14/2007 at 8:06 pm said:
Bret, tried to call you several times today, stop playing around the store and answer your phone tommorow !!! LOL
Sorry will be there all day
Bret on 3/14/2007 at 7:59 pm said:
Huv Is this part of the special handshake.
LOL - Hmmm ChrisK DID start the handshake thing. Maybe he has taken it to a new level
Doug: “Okay Bret, Festivus is not over until you pin me.”
ChrisK: “I’ll be the pole!”
this is how you get the BEST booth for Jungle Jims weekend of fire…. heheheheh
JERKY!!!! made the old fashioned way
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