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Oh lord, the number of pictures that could be used for a caption this contest after ZF are simply mind blowing. Choosing the first victim was not an easy task. What you need to know about this picture - that’s the Truth & Chris K is behind him, doing… well I don’t really know.
Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize: Some Jersey Boyz Jerky & a bottle of THT Toxic Tonic (plus some assorted freebies)
Entry Due Date: EOD 09/15/06 (changed by 1 day due to the shear volume of comments - keep em coming!)
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, we don’t want to scar new readers)
Chilehead Comments:
Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Hot Sauce Stuff
Permalink: Caption This Contest #3
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1,213 Comments
Leroy, you got male!
Well to tell you “The truth” I wouldn’t have stuck that habanero there……….
A true friendship is formed after helping out a buddy that decided smuggling hot sauce was not a good idea.
You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!
The Truth, It’s winder lickin’ good!
I think you found the loophole in The Truth.
DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 am said:
I think you found the loophole in The Truth.
Hey Defcon, sent you an email. Need you to contact me asap, pretty please. K
“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Wait a sec, should I be jealous??????? lol
“Bwana Bret sent me!”
I think you gonna have a scar!!
kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:53 am said:
Hey Defcon, sent you an email. Need you to contact me asap, pretty please. K
Kristi, use the website to contact me(the mail goes to another address), I don’t have access to AOL from work.
Kristi, Chris K is touching me again!
Youch! Chris K, that is not what the rubber gloves are for!
kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:58 am said:
Wait a sec, should I be jealous??????? lol
You mean you aren’t alredy?
kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:
“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!
“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL
Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:15 am said:
“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL
For those of you that do not know this story, you have to ask the Truth in person. It is something none of THT will ever forget!
You were right, your a$$ is cracked……….
THIS IS JUST WRONG………
the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:
THIS IS JUST WRONG………
Being the topic of a “Caption This” is a mixed blessing.
It’s bound to get worse…..Trust me.
Chris K hard at work judging the 1st annual “Zest Fest Skid-mark competition”..
kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:
“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!
. 
TracyC check your mail
ChrisK I asked you to warm your hands before you do that………….
DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 8:34 am said:
Being the topic of a “Caption This” is a mixed blessing.
It’s bound to get worse…..Trust me.
Chris K in search of Defcon’s missing cat.. 
Well, I think were good on the bottle of T-99 but that display case might attract some attention to airport security!
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s not a bottle opener…………..
Good night all, chat at ya later today. Just got one more for the road. You are right “The Truth” that Buns of Steel video is working for you………
That is not what I meant when I said “up the waazou!”!
“Waazou!!!”
we would like to welcome you all to our demonstration of colon cleanser hot sauce…and we would of course like to thank our volunteer.
Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:15 am said:
“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL
Hey Kristi! I found $500!!!
Fat Kid Sauces initiate a new employee.
Quoted wrong comment, sorry. I”ll try again.
kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:
“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Hey Kristi! I found $500!!!
“Now that I’m engaged to Kristi, you know that this has to stop!”
“Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”
“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”
“Now that is what I call a hot tamale!”
“Once again a good time is ruined by too much alcohol and things just get out of hand”
What happens at Zest Fest, stays at Zest Fest.
Now just relax, and think of me as a TSA agent, and you are the luggage.
the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:
THIS IS JUST WRONG………
Sorry Truth, but this is too funny!
“Come on Chris..just like we saw on the Sapranos that time!”
Chris K emphatically proves that he can “handle The Truth”…
To tell you the truth, its just a little burn cream!
Nick some day some way i will get you…..LOL Guys this is to funny keep them coming
Truth, you know what? A little more practice and I think we can play the part in Deliverance.
Hey someone had to take one for hsb Team
Nice,
my first day back at work and I finally get to catch-up on HSB and this is what I see
Its Ok Nick, I’ve got pictures too… 
Adios MSK!!! You blew your chance “big time”!!!
So, I guess saying that you like chilis really does take on a whole new meaning in Mexico.
The Truth showing Chris K the reality of being with a THT!
Chris K from the blog examining the carnage of the mechanical bull ride the night before.
The Truth showing Chris K where the THT’s “We Make Grown Men Cry” really came from!
Relax I have seen this a thousand times, airport security will never think of checking here. Just walk normally and dont break a bottle.
You’ll do fine.
Gee thanks Truth… Kristi NEVER let’s me do this!
“Zest Fest, its not just a job, its an adventure”
Kristi was right, hers are BIGGER!
Oh Chris… I can tell you’ve done this before
who’s your daddy, WHO IS YOUR DADDY?!
Good lines everyone! Loving it. I am ROFLMAO at all of them! Well it is off to my day job now. Wish me luck, never know what kind of day you will have with 15 4 year olds!
Are all people from Jersey this firm?
One more before I leave……
Chris K from the blog listening to the Truth talking from his a$$ again!
Chris found the Truth Booth!
Hey Chris, better make that 3 fingers
And now we know how Toxic Tonic is bottled 
Sorrys ladies, I couldn’t resist…
hey warm it up next time!!!
To boldly go where MSK has never gone before
Finding out where the 16 Million Reserve was really reserved.
The missing scene from “Broke Back Mountain”
Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 10:32 am said:
One more before I leave……
Chris K from the blog listening to the Truth talking from his a$$ again!
LMFAO
DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 am said:
I think you found the loophole in The Truth.
LMAO OMG these are f#n funny
locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 9:02 am said:
“Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”
OMG this has to be a winner my tummy hurts from laughing
locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 9:03 am said:
“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”
scratch the last post THIS IS THE WINNER
The Truth and Chris K hold their own “Poker” tournament:
Truth has a little more than an ace up his sleeve, and Chris appears to be holding a straight!
Truth, I found MSK’s wallet. Now just hold still while I get it out
Nobody has quoted the greatest movie of all time, Fletch, so:
“Geez Doc, do you have to use the whole arm?”
Dear Diary,
Today, I became a woman.
Now the Truth will think twice about dropping the soap
mike best quote so far great movie
I know I already used that one on the pic of Danny Cash getting kissed by Huv (or was it the other way around?) but it works well here too.
Shortly after being proposed to, Kristi found one of the skeletons in the closet…Chris swears it was the last time.
Ryan@angrypepper on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 am said:
Truth, I found MSK’s wallet. Now just hold still while I get it out
I think the truck is in there somewhere too 
the truth on 9/13/2006 at 11:03 am said:
mike best quote so far great movie
Thanks. Ties with Cassyshack, maybe. Maybe…
I’m not doing this for the money, I’m doing it for the ‘money shot’!
After being bit by the Black Mamba, it was one of those, you have to suck out the poison or I’m gonna die scenarios…
RIP
Many enter the hot sauce industry for the money, I’m in it for the tips.
Suddenly Chris K. realized what the “cave” on the truth’s “Treasure Map” really was…
So, that’s where we parked the short bus!
Hello Ladies and gentlemen, finally back in the house. Was delayed in Denver an extra day. wanted to say hi and enjoyed meeting you all at ZestFest.
Scotty B
Which one of these two gentlemen lost the bet?
In many countries I believe these two are now officially married.
Mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:07 am said:
So, that’s where we parked the short bus!
Winner!
Would you stop being such a Cry Baby, and I’ll Make you Moan next.
(For those who don’t know, these two guy’s (I use that term lightly here) are very close to the THT gals)
Some of these are hillarious!
Congratulations! It’s a girl!
Hey this is fun!! You think anyone can see us??
Pmac that was good
loving the whole short bus thing
Loco Luna’s Festival Reserve - $30
CaJohn’s Caveat Emptor - $100
Blair’s T-99 - $150
The Truth paying his debts at Zestfest - priceless
Some things you can’t buy with money, for everything else, there’s the hot sauce enema.
Wait until you taste MY extract.
oh, so thats how chipotle peppers get that smokey flavor.
take one down pass it around 98 bottles of hot sauce on the wall.
be patient young jedi, there is enough for everyone.
CHRIS K TO HUV
“”YOU CANT HIDE UP THERE FOR EVERY WE ALL SAY THE KISS”"
DK on 9/13/2006 at 11:13 am said:
Winner!
Since I’m in San Fran I will not comment on that Picture. HeHe
” Is there an echo in here..here..here..? “
generallee on 9/13/2006 at 11:24 am said:
Loco Luna’s Festival Reserve - $30
CaJohn’s Caveat Emptor - $100
Blair’s T-99 - $150The Truth paying his debts at Zestfest - priceless
Some things you can’t buy with money, for everything else, there’s the hot sauce enema.
Damn! I was working on one of those “Priceless” ones…
Chris had confused Navy Seal motto:
NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND!!
That, I know, was lame…
after removing a large cowboy boot i heard chris k tell the truth….” I told you this would happen if you pissed off Lisa”
It DOES look like the face of Mary. Why is she winking?
I knew you ate a lot of peanuts, but this is ridiculous.
That may have crossed the line.
…”who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy”
DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:35 am said:
You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!
thats funny!!
Chris K earns his final badge to become a boy scout troup leader.
You put the golden chile where???
this one time at Zestfest, i stuck a hot sauce bottle up my a$$.
(kinda from American Pie if you didnt know)
When I asked “Who farted?” I didn’t need any kind of evidence, Truth.
i never knew they had scrath and sniff stickers at zestfest.
You see, this way they can’t find your stash when you get on the plane.
BOOM shockalakalaka BOOM shockalakalaka BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Damn, woke up too late, all the good ones are taken already. Great quotes folks !!
When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.
Once we seal this second one up, you should have no more problems.
DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 12:18 pm said:
When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.
Nice one.
Arizona Jack on 9/13/2006 at 12:17 pm said:
Damn, woke up too late, all the good ones are taken already. Great quotes folks !!
not all of em AJ
what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???
A few brave souls would try the new Blair’s “Death by Colonic”. Fewer would enjoy it.
chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 12:24 pm said:
not all of em AJ
what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???
Best one!
During the “you put your back side in” part of the Zest Fest Hokey Pokey tournament, Chris K made his move.
Sir, are you aware that you have a busted tail light?
or even better:
Sir, I only asked you for your license and registration. Please get back in the car.
Ok, I get it! A snickerdoodle!
New label for :
Jerzy Boys Butt Burning Jerky
no GIMMICK here, and that’s THE TRUTH!!
But Ofiicer, isn’t there anything we can do to take care of this speeding ticket?
chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 12:24 pm said:
not all of em AJ
what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???
Can they win too? I guess so. Nice one.
Wow, I am not getting much work done today.
Where’s The Beef? Jerk(y)!
Sorry truth, love ya man!
“Guys this is to funny keep them coming”
BIG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU…..GLAD YOU GOT HOME SAFE DUDE AND I LIKE THE LABEL
Damn! How did they get bigshow’s hawg in there?!!
chilewilly on 9/13/2006 at 12:39 pm said:
“Guys this is to funny keep them coming”
That’s just wrong man!
I just wanna know why ChrisK is smiling so much??
And why they left Huv and Danny Cash outta of their fun?
You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.
the truth on 9/13/2006 at 12:41 pm said:
BIG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU…..GLAD YOU GOT HOME SAFE DUDE AND I LIKE THE LABEL
not home yet, at my bro’s, but have terrible connection here, so i’ll be on and off. got a decent signal right now.
DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 12:46 pm said:
You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.
Winner!
Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:47 pm said:
Winner!
Mike, like every 10th comment is a winner to you?????
I am upset I did not come up with the Ned Beatty caption.
Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:49 pm said:
I am upset I did not come up with the Ned Beatty caption.
Squeal Like a Pig!!
thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:48 pm said:
Mike, like every 10th comment is a winner to you?????
I guess I am just having too much fun with this. DK is the one who keeps declaring winners.
I know that we are all losers anyway.
And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home!
Chris K: Wait! There’s a sign here at the entrance! “Beware all ye who enter!”
Chris, Are you sure this thing will improve my cell phone signal?
I heard The Truth is changing the tattoo on his arse from Yogi bear looking in and saying “Hey Boo Boo, you in there?” to “Hey ChrisK, you in there?”
Bret, DK, Tracy, congrat’s on over 1000 comments! Here’s the secret handshake!
Chris K: You say that the aliens “left their anal probe behind” in here? I’m just not seeing it, dude. Sorry.
The Truth: Keep looking!
No Sh!t Sherlock (the truth)
Dig Deeper Watson (ChrisK)
The truth thought he should know what it was like, before asking the wife?
Hey truth, nice Ass!
Tater!! Ok, now I get it!
Zees ees de last time I ask! Vhere is de microfeelm?!
Bend Over and Take it Like a Man!!
Lee@DC on 9/13/2006 at 12:29 pm said:
Best one!
Thanks Lee…you back at work?
I cant enter this contest can I 
Oh you said to work the booth, not the truth! Oops!
Did the Truth hurt?
thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:46 pm said:
I just wanna know why ChrisK is smiling so much??
And why they left Huv and Danny Cash outta of their fun?
Who said Danny and Huv arent there,
what do you think is going on behind that red curtain???
chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 1:12 pm said:
Who said Danny and Huv arent there,
what do you think is going on behind that red curtain???
hmmm, The Truth is, I don’t want to know!!! lol
Truth, I hope you pack your Jerky up differently than you do the fudge!
ChrisK wins the raffle at the THT booth.
Hey whatta ya know! The Truth “IS” USDA approved!!
and for our first lesson of physics for the semester, we have 2 volunteers here to demonstrate Newtons laws of motion…
First Law
Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless an outside force acts upon them.
Second law
The rate of change of the momentum of a body is directly proportional to the net force acting on it, and the direction of the change in momentum takes place in the direction of the net force.
Third law
To every action (force applied) there is an equal but opposite reaction (equal force applied in the opposite direction).
Chris showin
Dr. ChrisK says—-”Yep, looks like you have a typical case of butt burn.”