Dr. ChrisK says—-”Yep, looks like you have a typical case of butt burn.”

Leroy, you got male!

Well to tell you “The truth” I wouldn’t have stuck that habanero there……….

A true friendship is formed after helping out a buddy that decided smuggling hot sauce was not a good idea.

You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!

The Truth, It’s winder lickin’ good!

I think you found the loophole in The Truth.

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 am said:

I think you found the loophole in The Truth.

Hey Defcon, sent you an email. Need you to contact me asap, pretty please. K

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Wait a sec, should I be jealous??????? lol

“Bwana Bret sent me!”

I think you gonna have a scar!!

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:53 am said:

Hey Defcon, sent you an email. Need you to contact me asap, pretty please. K

Kristi, use the website to contact me(the mail goes to another address), I don’t have access to AOL from work.

Kristi, Chris K is touching me again!

Youch! Chris K, that is not what the rubber gloves are for!

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:58 am said:

Wait a sec, should I be jealous??????? lol

You mean you aren’t alredy?

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:15 am said:

“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL

For those of you that do not know this story, you have to ask the Truth in person. It is something none of THT will ever forget!

You were right, your a$$ is cracked……….

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

Being the topic of a “Caption This” is a mixed blessing.
It’s bound to get worse…..Trust me.

Chris K hard at work judging the 1st annual “Zest Fest Skid-mark competition”..

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

.

TracyC check your mail

ChrisK I asked you to warm your hands before you do that………….

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 8:34 am said:

Being the topic of a “Caption This” is a mixed blessing.
It’s bound to get worse…..Trust me.

Chris K in search of Defcon’s missing cat..

Well, I think were good on the bottle of T-99 but that display case might attract some attention to airport security!

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s not a bottle opener…………..

Good night all, chat at ya later today. Just got one more for the road. You are right “The Truth” that Buns of Steel video is working for you………

That is not what I meant when I said “up the waazou!”!

“Waazou!!!”

we would like to welcome you all to our demonstration of colon cleanser hot sauce…and we would of course like to thank our volunteer.

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:15 am said:

“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL

Hey Kristi! I found $500!!!

Fat Kid Sauces initiate a new employee.

Quoted wrong comment, sorry. I”ll try again.

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Hey Kristi! I found $500!!!

“Now that I’m engaged to Kristi, you know that this has to stop!”

“Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”

“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”

“Now that is what I call a hot tamale!”

“Once again a good time is ruined by too much alcohol and things just get out of hand”

What happens at Zest Fest, stays at Zest Fest.

Now just relax, and think of me as a TSA agent, and you are the luggage.

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

Sorry Truth, but this is too funny!

“Come on Chris..just like we saw on the Sapranos that time!”

Chris K emphatically proves that he can “handle The Truth”…

To tell you the truth, its just a little burn cream!

Nick some day some way i will get you…..LOL Guys this is to funny keep them coming

Truth, you know what? A little more practice and I think we can play the part in Deliverance.

Hey someone had to take one for hsb Team

Nice,
my first day back at work and I finally get to catch-up on HSB and this is what I see

Its Ok Nick, I’ve got pictures too…

Adios MSK!!! You blew your chance “big time”!!!

So, I guess saying that you like chilis really does take on a whole new meaning in Mexico.

The Truth showing Chris K the reality of being with a THT!

Chris K from the blog examining the carnage of the mechanical bull ride the night before.

The Truth showing Chris K where the THT’s “We Make Grown Men Cry” really came from!

Relax I have seen this a thousand times, airport security will never think of checking here. Just walk normally and dont break a bottle.

You’ll do fine.

Gee thanks Truth… Kristi NEVER let’s me do this!

“Zest Fest, its not just a job, its an adventure”

Kristi was right, hers are BIGGER!

Oh Chris… I can tell you’ve done this before

who’s your daddy, WHO IS YOUR DADDY?!

Good lines everyone! Loving it. I am ROFLMAO at all of them! Well it is off to my day job now. Wish me luck, never know what kind of day you will have with 15 4 year olds!

Are all people from Jersey this firm?

One more before I leave……

Chris K from the blog listening to the Truth talking from his a$$ again!

Chris found the Truth Booth!

Hey Chris, better make that 3 fingers

And now we know how Toxic Tonic is bottled

Sorrys ladies, I couldn’t resist…

hey warm it up next time!!!

To boldly go where MSK has never gone before

Finding out where the 16 Million Reserve was really reserved.

The missing scene from “Broke Back Mountain”

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 10:32 am said:

One more before I leave……

Chris K from the blog listening to the Truth talking from his a$$ again!

LMFAO

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 am said:

I think you found the loophole in The Truth.

LMAO OMG these are f#n funny

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 9:02 am said:

“Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”

OMG this has to be a winner my tummy hurts from laughing

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 9:03 am said:

“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”

scratch the last post THIS IS THE WINNER

The Truth and Chris K hold their own “Poker” tournament:

Truth has a little more than an ace up his sleeve, and Chris appears to be holding a straight!

Truth, I found MSK’s wallet. Now just hold still while I get it out

Nobody has quoted the greatest movie of all time, Fletch, so:

“Geez Doc, do you have to use the whole arm?”

Dear Diary,

Today, I became a woman.

Now the Truth will think twice about dropping the soap

mike best quote so far great movie

I know I already used that one on the pic of Danny Cash getting kissed by Huv (or was it the other way around?) but it works well here too.

Shortly after being proposed to, Kristi found one of the skeletons in the closet…Chris swears it was the last time.

Ryan@angrypepper on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 am said:

Truth, I found MSK’s wallet. Now just hold still while I get it out

I think the truck is in there somewhere too

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 11:03 am said:

mike best quote so far great movie

Thanks. Ties with Cassyshack, maybe. Maybe…

I’m not doing this for the money, I’m doing it for the ‘money shot’!

After being bit by the Black Mamba, it was one of those, you have to suck out the poison or I’m gonna die scenarios…
RIP

Many enter the hot sauce industry for the money, I’m in it for the tips.

Suddenly Chris K. realized what the “cave” on the truth’s “Treasure Map” really was…

So, that’s where we parked the short bus!

Hello Ladies and gentlemen, finally back in the house. Was delayed in Denver an extra day. wanted to say hi and enjoyed meeting you all at ZestFest.

Scotty B

Which one of these two gentlemen lost the bet?

In many countries I believe these two are now officially married.

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:07 am said:

So, that’s where we parked the short bus!

Winner!

Would you stop being such a Cry Baby, and I’ll Make you Moan next.

(For those who don’t know, these two guy’s (I use that term lightly here) are very close to the THT gals)

Some of these are hillarious!

Congratulations! It’s a girl!

Hey this is fun!! You think anyone can see us??

Pmac that was good

loving the whole short bus thing

Loco Luna’s Festival Reserve - $30
CaJohn’s Caveat Emptor - $100
Blair’s T-99 - $150

The Truth paying his debts at Zestfest - priceless

Some things you can’t buy with money, for everything else, there’s the hot sauce enema.

Wait until you taste MY extract.

oh, so thats how chipotle peppers get that smokey flavor.

take one down pass it around 98 bottles of hot sauce on the wall.

be patient young jedi, there is enough for everyone.

CHRIS K TO HUV

“”YOU CANT HIDE UP THERE FOR EVERY WE ALL SAY THE KISS”"

DK on 9/13/2006 at 11:13 am said:

Winner!

Since I’m in San Fran I will not comment on that Picture. HeHe

” Is there an echo in here..here..here..? “

generallee on 9/13/2006 at 11:24 am said:

Loco Luna’s Festival Reserve - $30
CaJohn’s Caveat Emptor - $100
Blair’s T-99 - $150

The Truth paying his debts at Zestfest - priceless

Some things you can’t buy with money, for everything else, there’s the hot sauce enema.

Damn! I was working on one of those “Priceless” ones…

Chris had confused Navy Seal motto:

NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND!!

That, I know, was lame…

after removing a large cowboy boot i heard chris k tell the truth….” I told you this would happen if you pissed off Lisa”

It DOES look like the face of Mary. Why is she winking?

I knew you ate a lot of peanuts, but this is ridiculous.

That may have crossed the line.

…”who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy”

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:35 am said:

You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!

thats funny!!

Chris K earns his final badge to become a boy scout troup leader.

You put the golden chile where???

this one time at Zestfest, i stuck a hot sauce bottle up my a$$.

(kinda from American Pie if you didnt know)

When I asked “Who farted?” I didn’t need any kind of evidence, Truth.

i never knew they had scrath and sniff stickers at zestfest.

You see, this way they can’t find your stash when you get on the plane.

BOOM shockalakalaka BOOM shockalakalaka BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

Damn, woke up too late, all the good ones are taken already. Great quotes folks !!

When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.

Once we seal this second one up, you should have no more problems.

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 12:18 pm said:

When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.

Nice one.

Arizona Jack on 9/13/2006 at 12:17 pm said:

Damn, woke up too late, all the good ones are taken already. Great quotes folks !!

not all of em AJ

what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???

A few brave souls would try the new Blair’s “Death by Colonic”. Fewer would enjoy it.

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 12:24 pm said:

not all of em AJ

what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???

Best one!

During the “you put your back side in” part of the Zest Fest Hokey Pokey tournament, Chris K made his move.

Sir, are you aware that you have a busted tail light?

or even better:

Sir, I only asked you for your license and registration. Please get back in the car.

Ok, I get it! A snickerdoodle!

New label for :

Jerzy Boys Butt Burning Jerky

no GIMMICK here, and that’s THE TRUTH!!

But Ofiicer, isn’t there anything we can do to take care of this speeding ticket?

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 12:24 pm said:

not all of em AJ

what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???

Can they win too? I guess so. Nice one.

Wow, I am not getting much work done today.

Where’s The Beef? Jerk(y)!

Sorry truth, love ya man!

“Guys this is to funny keep them coming”

BIG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU…..GLAD YOU GOT HOME SAFE DUDE AND I LIKE THE LABEL

Damn! How did they get bigshow’s hawg in there?!!

chilewilly on 9/13/2006 at 12:39 pm said:

“Guys this is to funny keep them coming”

That’s just wrong man!

I just wanna know why ChrisK is smiling so much??

And why they left Huv and Danny Cash outta of their fun?

You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 12:41 pm said:

BIG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU…..GLAD YOU GOT HOME SAFE DUDE AND I LIKE THE LABEL

not home yet, at my bro’s, but have terrible connection here, so i’ll be on and off. got a decent signal right now.

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 12:46 pm said:

You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.

Winner!

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:47 pm said:

Winner!

Mike, like every 10th comment is a winner to you?????

I am upset I did not come up with the Ned Beatty caption.

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:49 pm said:

I am upset I did not come up with the Ned Beatty caption.

Squeal Like a Pig!!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:48 pm said:

Mike, like every 10th comment is a winner to you?????

I guess I am just having too much fun with this. DK is the one who keeps declaring winners.

I know that we are all losers anyway.

And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home!

Chris K: Wait! There’s a sign here at the entrance! “Beware all ye who enter!”

Chris, Are you sure this thing will improve my cell phone signal?

I heard The Truth is changing the tattoo on his arse from Yogi bear looking in and saying “Hey Boo Boo, you in there?” to “Hey ChrisK, you in there?”

Bret, DK, Tracy, congrat’s on over 1000 comments! Here’s the secret handshake!

Chris K: You say that the aliens “left their anal probe behind” in here? I’m just not seeing it, dude. Sorry.

The Truth: Keep looking!

No Sh!t Sherlock (the truth)
Dig Deeper Watson (ChrisK)

The truth thought he should know what it was like, before asking the wife?

Hey truth, nice Ass!

Tater!! Ok, now I get it!

Zees ees de last time I ask! Vhere is de microfeelm?!

Bend Over and Take it Like a Man!!

Lee@DC on 9/13/2006 at 12:29 pm said:

Best one!

Thanks Lee…you back at work?

I cant enter this contest can I

Oh you said to work the booth, not the truth! Oops!

Did the Truth hurt?

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:46 pm said:

I just wanna know why ChrisK is smiling so much??

And why they left Huv and Danny Cash outta of their fun?

Who said Danny and Huv arent there,
what do you think is going on behind that red curtain???

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 1:12 pm said:

Who said Danny and Huv arent there,
what do you think is going on behind that red curtain???

hmmm, The Truth is, I don’t want to know!!! lol

Truth, I hope you pack your Jerky up differently than you do the fudge!

ChrisK wins the raffle at the THT booth.

Hey whatta ya know! The Truth “IS” USDA approved!!

and for our first lesson of physics for the semester, we have 2 volunteers here to demonstrate Newtons laws of motion…

First Law
Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless an outside force acts upon them.

Second law
The rate of change of the momentum of a body is directly proportional to the net force acting on it, and the direction of the change in momentum takes place in the direction of the net force.

Third law
To every action (force applied) there is an equal but opposite reaction (equal force applied in the opposite direction).

Chris showing the Truth that the Hokey Pokey “is what it’s all about”!..

The Truth gives Chris a private Batchelor Party.

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 1:23 pm said:

Truth, I hope you pack your Jerky up differently than you do the fudge!

Zing!

Gatorman said, “If it don’t fit, force it!” I ‘m pretty sure that applies here as well!

I like the sauce, but this packaging is a little too elaborate.

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 1:32 pm said:

Zing!

Is that better or worse than “Winner” ?

“The Roach” get’s a little special flavor added by Chris and Truth, before an unsuspecting Nick has his tasty snack…HeeHee

Hi, can I push in your stool for you?

I’m sure Mike said “Winner”, not weiner!

DK on 9/13/2006 at 1:34 pm said:

Is that better or worse than “Winner” ?

I was trying not to label it. It just sounded like a Rodney Dangerfield joke. That is good, BTW.

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:33 pm said:

New label for :

Jerzy Boys Butt Burning Jerky

no GIMMICK here, and that’s THE TRUTH!!

Big, you are not only adorable, but hysterically witty too

Trust me, AJ saw this on bottleguy.com!

It WILL fit, trust me!

In the THT’s evil plan to steal all of Cajohns Golden Chile Awards, The Truth stepped up (with a hiding spot)

YO HO YO HO a Butt Pirates Life for meeeee!!

Wax on, Wax off!

Tracy C on 9/13/2006 at 1:45 pm said:

YO HO YO HO a Butt Pirates Life for meeeee!!

All class.

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 1:49 pm said:

All class.

Mine, on the other hand, have been very classy…

BREATHE DAMNIT BREATHE!! I CAN SEE THE LICENSE PLATE!!

The funniest part of all of this is that this picture is front and center on the home page of the hot sauce blog.

“Hey, if I google hot sauce, what do I get? Wow, the Hot Sauce Blog. Looks interesting.”

Tracy C on 9/13/2006 at 1:45 pm said:

YO HO YO HO a Butt Pirates Life for meeeee!!

wow, the visual.

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 1:51 pm said:

Mine, on the other hand, have been very classy…

I understood the “tard” in Leotard thing, but I just don’t get the one aboth “ass” in thetruth, even at this angle!

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 1:37 pm said:

Big, you are not only adorable, but hysterically witty too

Thanx Lisa, how was the trip home? So you told him, he had to try it first Just scares me that ChrisK is smiling, remind me never to turn my back to him!

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 1:44 pm said:

In the THT’s evil plan to steal all of Cajohns Golden Chile Awards, The Truth stepped up (with a hiding spot)

Truth, that was nice of you, but, ummmmm, how did you know they ALL would fit? forget it…nevermind..i DON’T want to know!

I’m Rick James Bi*ch!!

Final Physical Exam to get into the Rump Rangers!!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:08 pm said:

Final Physical Exam to get into the Rump Rangers!!

An army of two!

The few, the gay!

A few good homos!

The adventures of Buttman & Throbbin’. Tune in next week, same butt time, same butt channel!

DK on 9/13/2006 at 2:11 pm said:

The adventures of Buttman & Throbbin’. Tune in next week, same butt time, same butt channel!

NICE!!!!!! what’s up DK, how are things? Bus looks awesome!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:13 pm said:

NICE!!!!!! what’s up DK, how are things? Bus looks awesome!

bigshow, hey man! You see your bike yet? Looks good as new!

DK on 9/13/2006 at 2:19 pm said:

bigshow, hey man! You see your bike yet? Looks good as new!

no i haven’t, wont be home until tuesday. but i heard Huv couldnt get it started so he hooked a chain to it, and pulled it home

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 1:44 pm said:

In the THT’s evil plan to steal all of Cajohns Golden Chile Awards, The Truth stepped up (with a hiding spot)

they won to many I don’t think they’d all fit

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:21 pm said:

no i haven’t, wont be home until tuesday. but i heard Huv couldnt get it started so he hooked a chain to it, and pulled it home

Bubba fixed it for you. I’ll send you a pic so you won’t have to worry so much!

chilewilly on 9/13/2006 at 2:22 pm said:

they won to many I don’t think they’d all fit

Willy, how would you know? Been experimenting too?

btw, welcome to the blog man. lol

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:03 pm said:

Thanx Lisa, how was the trip home? So you told him, he had to try it first Just scares me that ChrisK is smiling, remind me never to turn my back to him!

Got Home ok, had a little delay at the airport, Doug “the truth” was squirming in his seat the whole entire time….. I wonder why

DK on 9/13/2006 at 2:23 pm said:

Bubba fixed it for you. I’ll send you a pic so you won’t have to worry so much!

lol, ok you got me scared now…cant wait to c what you’ve done now…lol

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 2:26 pm said:

Got Home ok, had a little delay at the airport, Doug “the truth” was squirming in his seat the whole entire time….. I wonder why

lol, im sure he was, still a little soar from the whole weekend.

so besides meeting everyone, as far as business goes, was it worth the trip? was really busy sat & sun with people, but wasn’t sure about sales.

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:27 pm said:

lol, ok you got me scared now…cant wait to c what you’ve done now…lol

bigshow, you got mail!

I think they misplaced the short bus,,,

Got time just to say hey…. hey

The truth is the first ever human bottle opener.

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:33 pm said:

or even better:

Sir, I only asked you for your license and registration. Please get back in the car.

ROFLMFAO

Whats up Big and DK

Arizona Jack on 9/13/2006 at 2:43 pm said:

ROFLMFAO

hey aj

Tracy C on 9/13/2006 at 1:45 pm said:

YO HO YO HO a Butt Pirates Life for meeeee!!

You could have at least donated an eye-patch capn’ bones

DK on 9/13/2006 at 2:05 pm said:

I’m Rick James Bi*ch!!

Nice one DK, a little Chappelle

gtg work time,,, talk to you all tonight.

later

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 2:44 pm said:

Whats up Big and DK

hey Blane, how are things..

(Echo)

HELLO–HELlo–HEllo–Hello–hello

Cheffy on 9/13/2006 at 2:54 pm said:

(Echo)

HELLO–HELlo–HEllo–Hello–hello

CHEFFY..what’s up bro? how was the trip home? great to meet ya man.

DK on 9/13/2006 at 2:23 pm said:

Bubba fixed it for you. I’ll send you a pic so you won’t have to worry so much!

DK have you heard from Betty Lou. someone said she was heading south from Texas, I think she lost. If anybody seen our heard from her let DK or me know. DK get the coon dogs ready. Remember the last time she took off.

caption………. Yep those are Betty Lou teeth marks on your Butt.

Bret on 9/13/2006 at 2:56 pm said:

DK have you heard from Betty Lou. someone said she was heading south from Texas, I think she lost. If anybody seen our heard from her let DK or me know. DK get the coon dogs ready. Remember the last time she took off.

hey Bret, how are things? how was San Fran? I think ChrisK and The Truth got on the wrong plane and were supposed to go with you.

Still planning on being at JJs first thing monday morning.

well all, gotta run. should be back later, if i still have connection.

Bret on 9/13/2006 at 2:56 pm said:

DK have you heard from Betty Lou. someone said she was heading south from Texas, I think she lost. If anybody seen our heard from her let DK or me know. DK get the coon dogs ready. Remember the last time she took off.

Tried that last night Bret, took the bus out and all we got was a racoon. No sign of Betty Lou. Should have gotten her one of them fancy radio chip doohickey’s like we did for Leroy and his dog! See the bus pic to see the racoon. It was a big sucker!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:25 pm said:

Willy, how would you know? Been experimenting too?

btw, welcome to the blog man. lol

hey now not right I’m just saying with all the golden chile’s Cajohns got you’d have to have alot of space and thanks for the welcome

I just don’t know if I can compete with all this! You guys are killing me!!!

Told you Screaming Sphincter wasn’t a lube
( O boy… sorry)

The truth is out there…

I don’t think this is what DK meant by “Gator Squeezin’s” !

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too…

I was gonna write a caption,
then I read “Dear Diary, Today I’m a woman”, and it was over

Contest Over.

Gee, I didn’t know they made butt-toupees. That’s nice!

Aaron on 9/13/2006 at 3:17 pm said:

I just don’t know if I can compete with all this! You guys are killing me!!!

yep…me too

Do a google search for armageddon.wav

The fits a little loose, let me put another stitch in it!

Arizona Rich on 9/13/2006 at 3:20 pm said:

Told you Screaming Sphincter wasn’t a lube
( O boy… sorry)

LMAO but truth is smilin too much

Arizona Rich on 9/13/2006 at 3:39 pm said:

Do a google search for armageddon.wav

Ahh, so that’s what this picture is about!

(Al Pacino ) Meet my little friend
( Truth ) You ain’t never messed with a bad guy like this before !!!

Is this the THT dont ask…dont tell policy demonstration?

You know the old expression “This is gonna hurt me allot more than you…”

Well to tell you thetruth…heh, that doesn’t apply here!

( Truth) Wheres my ZF badge?
(ChrisK) Shut up !! You don’t need no stinkin badge !!

pmac on 9/13/2006 at 3:44 pm said:

You know the old expression “This is gonna hurt me allot more than you…”

Well to tell you thetruth…heh, that doesn’t apply here!

LMAO

The Truth: “now I know why the THT told me to sit down and keep my mouth shut!”

“Those aren’t pillows!”

“This sauce works well with ham too!”

Karl from Slingblade:

“There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, The water’s cold and the other fellar said, The water’s deep. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it? “

the truth and chris k practice for their ventriloquist act

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 2:21 pm said:

no i haven’t, wont be home until tuesday. but i heard Huv couldnt get it started so he hooked a chain to it, and pulled it home

Don’t tell’em I told you Bigshow, I will lose all credibility

The Truth: “But honey, he told me that he loves me!”

“Whose your DADDY!”

DK on 9/13/2006 at 3:50 pm said:

Karl from Slingblade:

“There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, The water’s cold and the other fellar said, The water’s deep. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it? “

“it ain’t got no gas…..unhum”

ChrisK: “This is how we make hand puppets in Jersey!”

to the truths dismay….chris k forgot his badge and misunderstood when he was told to use the back door…..

“ChirsK prepares his wedding party for the big day by measuring The Truth’s inseam the old fashioned way”

“Just cause we experimented at ZF doesn’t make us gay!”

” what happens in Texas….STAYS in Texas”

The Truth as Kip in Napolean Dynomite: “That’s what I’m talkin’ about”

ChrisK as Napolean: “Gosssh! Yesssss! Yesssss!”

Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade.

eman on 9/13/2006 at 3:59 pm said:

” what happens in Texas….STAYS in Texas”

Already got that one but FtW version eman:)

ChrisK: “I always knew you had a ‘little Italian’ in you!”

ChrisK: “Say hello to my little friend!”

The Truth: “That Kristi is one lucky girl!”

Another Slingblade Karl quote:

I reckon I’m gonna have to get used to looking at pretty people.

‘Reckon I’m gonna have to get used to them looking at me.

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 4:04 pm said:

The Truth: “That Kristi is one lucky girl!”

She’s a “Sweaty Girl”!

If the truth had gone straight to the police none of this would have ever happened

After a night out with the Danny Cash boys, The Truth is inspired to show ChrisK his “Ring of Fire”

Deliverance 2: DELIVER IT HOTTER!

after becoming intoxicated from to much hot sauce chris k from the blog drops the bomb on kristi by telling oops I mean doing The Truth.

Deliverance 3: This time they’re going UP the river!

“ChrisK teachs the Truth the meaning of the word ‘respect’”!

“Journey to the center of the Truth”

The Truth: That’s not what I meant by ‘here comes Kristi - hide the sausage!’

Puttin’ the “poke” in cowpoke! Yeeeeehaaaaaa!

Hold on truth, this ain’t my first rodeo!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

Cowboy Up!!

I am the great Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!

The Truth: Will you still respect me in the morning?

The Truth: Is that you again Chris?

The Truth: “I thought the poker game was tonight!”

ChrisK: “You got a pretty mouth”

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 4:31 pm said:

I am the great Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!

heh heh hmmm he said bunghole

The Truth: “Daddy?”

The Truth: Damn, I miss prison!

Anybody want a slice of dingleberry pie?

Not to be outdone by Danny Cash and Huvason, Chris K and the Truth show how real men show love.

I promise no more big head comments

Chris K from the blog says who needs a mechanical bull when i can ride the truth

ewwwwww Chris and The Truth are kanoodleing

This is what happened when Chrisk found out there was no gym at the hotel, he had to pump something!

ChrisK, that’s not what I meant by sticking it where the SUN doesn’t SHINE!

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 9:38 am said:

Nick some day some way i will get you…..LOL Guys this is to funny keep them coming

Thats what chrisk said

DK on 9/13/2006 at 5:31 pm said:

ChrisK, that’s not what I meant by sticking it where the SUN doesn’t SHINE!

hey truth, whose got the big head now? lol

Chisk Before you propose to Kristi check this out, it might change your mind!!

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

But it feels oh soooo right…..

DK put the short bus where?

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:35 am said:

You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!

Classic

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 5:51 pm said:

Classic

Well there is “ass” in classic!

Chrisk is braiding the truths hair before the show.

You put hair tonic where?

Chrisk can I barrow your comb?

Chrisk is commenting on truths rainbow sticker.

eman on 9/13/2006 at 3:55 pm said:

to the truths dismay….chris k forgot his badge and misunderstood when he was told to use the back door…..

classic…

Give me the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth.

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 5:46 pm said:

hey truth, whose got the big head now? lol

That’s what the Truth said.

BOOYAH!

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 5:46 pm said:

hey truth, whose got the big head now? lol

My ass may be getting ripped and that will pass but you will FOREVER have a BIG HEAD

mike on 9/13/2006 at 6:25 pm said:

That’s what the Truth said.

BOOYAH!

That fell flat. That was supposed to be

“That’s what she said…”

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Words cannot describe the deep feelings I have for you …
But “B*tch” comes pretty close.

Same sex marriage promo shot.

mike on 9/13/2006 at 6:29 pm said:

Same sex marriage promo shot.

lol

A scene from SNL: Truth is playing the role of PAT

Now that I’ve signed your butt ITS MINE!

It only cost Chrisk $1 at the local gas station bathroom… (Variety Pack)

Truth: Hey ChrisK, how about a reach around?!!

Thats not acne!!!

DK on 9/13/2006 at 6:43 pm said:

Truth: Hey ChrisK, how about a reach around?!!

Whats up DK

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 6:45 pm said:

Whats up DK

Sent you my work email

According to the tickertape, I see a Market Crash!

Sell Sell!

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 3:57 pm said:

“Just cause we experimented at ZF doesn’t make us gay!”

Hey Brian, how was the trip? It was great to meet you at ZF.

Has Defcon did there release yet… If they do DK send me a email to my work..

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 6:50 pm said:

Hey Brian, how was the trip? It was great to meet you at ZF.

Whats up Big

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 6:38 pm said:

A scene from SNL: Truth is playing the role of PAT

Looks more like Doug Heffernan from the King of Queens to me……

CHRISK:
HUV!!!!!
the truth told you your room is up the stair
not up his derriere

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 6:57 pm said:

CHRISK:
HUV!!!!!
the truth told you your room is up the stair
not up his derriere

Hey Huv

PARKER394 on 9/13/2006 at 6:53 pm said:

Looks more like Doug Heffernan from the King of Queens to me……

LOL

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Whats up Big

n2m brant, how r things?

CHRISK and Truth are practicing to be a Mule for Halloween

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 6:49 pm said:

Sent you my work email

Hello Blane, didn’t get the work email yet. you just send it?

“A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.” - Private Joker from Full Metal jacket

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:02 pm said:

Hello Blane, didn’t get the work email yet. you just send it?

I sent it threw the one on your Bog email?

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 6:59 pm said:

Hey Huv

What’s up BLANE! Replying to your email as we speak!

The Truth and ChrisK
Practicing for their new play
Slap my Biatch up!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 7:01 pm said:

n2m brant, how r things?

Good… Sent out the first shipment of MB’s today… You, John, Jim and Blair’s will be on Tuesday.. That way everyone is home or at work. I’ll send the message tonight to the 6 I sent out today… I added some packaged fresh finishe bacon also…

Broke Back Mountain??

Baaaaaaaaaa!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:08 pm said:

Good… Sent out the first shipment of MB’s today… You, John, Jim and Blair’s will be on Tuesday.. That way everyone is home or at work. I’ll send the message tonight to the 6 I sent out today… I added some packaged fresh finishe bacon also…

Great! Thanx…. Gotta go. Been crazy at work since I got back, and now I have to go to “meet the teacher” night.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:08 pm said:

Good… Sent out the first shipment of MB’s today… You, John, Jim and Blair’s will be on Tuesday.. That way everyone is home or at work. I’ll send the message tonight to the 6 I sent out today… I added some packaged fresh finishe bacon also…

Awesome can’t wait. How did they come out? Hot? Real Hot?

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 7:04 pm said:

What’s up BLANE! Replying to your email as we speak!

Sent you email to your site, it has my work email. I’m here for another 5 hours at least

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:08 pm said:

Good… Sent out the first shipment of MB’s today… You, John, Jim and Blair’s will be on Tuesday.. That way everyone is home or at work. I’ll send the message tonight to the 6 I sent out today… I added some packaged fresh finishe bacon also…

Blane I can hardly wait.

BTW…I doubt you’ve had time to find the message I left for you elsewhere so here it is again. Thank you for the Cohiba. It’s a damn fine stick as was the entire selection. It was very gracious of you my friend!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 7:13 pm said:

Awesome can’t wait. How did they come out? Hot? Real Hot?

Hate to say it… Great flavor… But on the mild side… You might have to kick it up a notch with a little extra sauce… I think the Wet bulb used on the cooking zapped some of the heat index.. So the talon has its distinct taste with little heat, Jims has nice hab BBQ flavor with little heat, oh well I guess thats why they call it a test..

Dr ChrisK checking the truth’s temperature, with the truth saying “isn’t that suppose to go under my tongue”……………

MSK on 9/13/2006 at 7:17 pm said:

Blane I can hardly wait.

BTW…I doubt you’ve had time to find the message I left for you elsewhere so here it is again. Thank you for the Cohiba. It’s a damn fine stick as was the entire selection. It was very gracious of you my friend!

A big thanx to bigshow for helping with the little package, with his help I’ve had nothing but a positive response.. Things to look forward to in NM.

The six I sent today where as follows:
Huv
DK
MSK
Vic
Creator
Nick

There will be future test so if you didn’t get some this time, I’ll hook you up next time… Lets see how the first one goes.

Looking forward to signing your head MSK…LOL
I’ll send out a email tonight on whats in the pack, instructions and so on.

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 7:13 pm said:

Great! Thanx…. Gotta go. Been crazy at work since I got back, and now I have to go to “meet the teacher” night.

See ya Huv

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 7:13 pm said:

Awesome can’t wait. How did they come out? Hot? Real Hot?

Got a little something, something today, will ship to you on Friday, I think you will like it.

Looking forward to signing your head MSK…LOL

The best part of it is, I never know when it’s going to happen :)! The worst part is that I never know what’s being written! I lost count of how many sessions there were this year :)!

“Yeah dude, I know it’s stays fresher this way, but there has to be a better way of transporting your jerky”

Hey Huv, Kristi, DK and thebigshow check your e-mail……..

Hey Creator you are killing me with this waiting stuff, just hope I am not at work when you decide to send out the e-mail……………

MrFreeze on 9/13/2006 at 7:35 pm said:

Hey Creator you are killing me with this waiting stuff, just hope I am not at work when you decide to send out the e-mail……………

Second that!!!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:18 pm said:

Hate to say it… Great flavor… But on the mild side… You might have to kick it up a notch with a little extra sauce… I think the Wet bulb used on the cooking zapped some of the heat index.. So the talon has its distinct taste with little heat, Jims has nice hab BBQ flavor with little heat, oh well I guess thats why they call it a test..

that’s kewl, we’ll give it a try and let you know. it’s always a test until you get it right. lol

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 7:30 pm said:

“Yeah dude, I know it’s stays fresher this way, but there has to be a better way of transporting your jerky”

Whats up Vic

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 7:39 pm said:

that’s kewl, we’ll give it a try and let you know. it’s always a test until you get it right. lol

Next time might try it with a dry spice… That will hold the heat.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:40 pm said:

Whats up Vic

Not much man, we got in late last night- about 2:30am! So it’s been a quiet day here on the home front today! Just trying to put all the cool stuff we got together, laundry, and much needed rest.

Packages weighed between 15-19 pounds.. Should last for awhile… or maybe not… LOL

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 pm said:

Not much man, we got in late last night- about 2:30am! So it’s been a quiet day here on the home front today! Just trying to put all the cool stuff we got together, laundry, and much needed rest.

Get any good finds on the way home?

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:04 pm said:

I sent it threw the one on your Bog email?

Ok, have not checked that one yet, kind of a pain right now. Sorry. Got the one from huvason though. I’m back for a bit, but gone again in a few.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:46 pm said:

Get any good finds on the way home?

Yeah, some good stuff. Wendy and I like to hit local grocery stores and such when we are in a new area. We like Hot Sauce of all kinds, from the cheap ones for .69 each all the way up to the big boy collector items and everything inbetween. We did pretty good so far this vacation and it’s not over yet. We are heading down south to my folks for the weekend and we should be able to land a few then as well.

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 7:53 pm said:

Yeah, some good stuff. Wendy and I like to hit local grocery stores and such when we are in a new area. We like Hot Sauce of all kinds, from the cheap ones for .69 each all the way up to the big boy collector items and everything inbetween. We did pretty good so far this vacation and it’s not over yet. We are heading down south to my folks for the weekend and we should be able to land a few then as well.

You should get your MB package by friday, if not it will be there Sat. can someone put it in the frig for you?

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:49 pm said:

Ok, have not checked that one yet, kind of a pain right now. Sorry. Got the one from huvason though. I’m back for a bit, but gone again in a few.

When is Tracy going to unvail the # system on the SB sauce?

MrFreeze on 9/13/2006 at 7:33 pm said:

Hey Huv, Kristi, DK and thebigshow check your e-mail……..

Got it MrFreeze! Thanks man! sent ya a reply.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:26 pm said:

A big thanx to bigshow for helping with the little package, with his help I’ve had nothing but a positive response.. Things to look forward to in NM.

The six I sent today where as follows:
Huv
DK
MSK
Vic
Creator
Nick

There will be future test so if you didn’t get some this time, I’ll hook you up next time… Lets see how the first one goes.

Looking forward to signing your head MSK…LOL
I’ll send out a email tonight on whats in the pack, instructions and so on.

Thanks Blane! To tell ya the truth I forgot all about the MB’s. Heard from Tracy also about the SB sauce. Should be going out in the next day or so.

Did you want the Black Mamba xtra hot jerky? I forgot with all this SB stuff going on! Ha!

CHRISK is trying to guess what the TRUTH had for Breakfast

Got your reply DK, Huv and thebigshow thanks. Wrote you back DK……….

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:57 pm said:

Got it MrFreeze! Thanks man! sent ya a reply.

Thanks Blane! To tell ya the truth I forgot all about the MB’s. Heard from Tracy also about the SB sauce. Should be going out in the next day or so.

Did you want the Black Mamba xtra hot jerky? I forgot with all this SB stuff going on! Ha!

That would be sweet, I love jerky..

Chrisk is checking The Truth for stashed cards before the poker game, we need to tell Chrisk he needs to be checking up his……………………sleeve

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 8:00 pm said:

That would be sweet, I love jerky..

So does CHRISK and TRUTH but in a different way…

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 pm said:

When is Tracy going to unvail the # system on the SB sauce?

You didn’t get my hint?

Blane gets the only #1, everyone gets a 1.

It’s a cool thing, you’ll see.

Caption:

Hey Truth! This one’s for the Bus!

DK on 9/13/2006 at 8:04 pm said:

You didn’t get my hint?

Blane gets the only #1, everyone gets a 1.

It’s a cool thing, you’ll see.

got it, sweet… I was putting way to much thought into the hint you gave..

DK on 9/13/2006 at 1:09 pm said:

Oh you said to work the booth, not the truth! Oops!

I think this is my favorite!

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 8:09 pm said:

I think this is my favorite!

Thanks!

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 8:09 pm said:

I think this is my favorite!

hey Laura, Can’t wait till next year! this is Wendy

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 8:08 pm said:

got it, sweet… I was putting way to much thought into the hint you gave..

I’ll bet you only think you have it. Email me what ya got! I’ll send you one so you got my home addy at work.

Usually when I go for an exam the doctor has two hands on my shoulders, ChrisK where are yours ????????????????

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 5:31 pm said:

This is what happened when Chrisk found out there was no gym at the hotel, he had to pump something!

This is great too!

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 8:16 pm said:

hey Laura, Can’t wait till next year! this is Wendy

Wendy- you and Vic are awesome! I miss hanging out with you! But I am still mad at you for not taking off your shirt.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:55 pm said:

You should get your MB package by friday, if not it will be there Sat. can someone put it in the frig for you?

Yes sir, we can have the neighbors pick it up for us, let me tell you- I greatly appreciate it man!

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 8:26 pm said:

Wendy- you and Vic are awesome! I miss hanging out with you! But I am still mad at you for not taking off your shirt.

Hey- I told you I would take off mine!!

There’s the wink- I must have a good hand!!

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 8:29 pm said:

Yes sir, we can have the neighbors pick it up for us, let me tell you- I greatly appreciate it man!

No problem Vic

ChrisK saying “Hey The truth I don’t know why everyone is laughing at I thought the new dance we created ws awesome” The Truth saying “Speak for yourself next time you be in front”

“Oh I see it now….no way, it’s a tail! Dude that’s kinda freaky and you can wag it! No friggen way!!”

Truth or Consequences, now that we know thetruth, it’s time for the Consequences!

“the Truth shall set you free,amigo!!Now tell me again why you put the habanero……

Is that a penny on the floor?

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 8:31 pm said:

Hey- I told you I would take off mine!!

There’s the wink- I must have a good hand!!

But now you aren’t going to be in the “Name Those Boobs Contest”- you are depriving all the HSBers the privelege of naming your boobs!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:55 pm said:

You should get your MB package by friday, if not it will be there Sat. can someone put it in the frig for you?

BLANE, if you get a chance, if you can shoot me an e-mail with a tracking number- I should be able to give the neighbors a smaller window. Thanks man

OMG! These are great! OH, and a big HELLO to all my buddies!

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 8:56 pm said:

BLANE, if you get a chance, if you can shoot me an e-mail with a tracking number- I should be able to give the neighbors a smaller window. Thanks man

I’ll get it when I get home.

CAPTION: “Those aren’t pillows”

(trains, planes and automobiles)

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:58 pm said:

OMG! These are great! OH, and a big HELLO to all my buddies!

Hey Jodie

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 8:55 pm said:

But now you aren’t going to be in the “Name Those Boobs Contest”- you are depriving all the HSBers the privelege of naming your boobs!

That may be a blessing in disguise, my big hairy “Moobs” might cause some serious unsightly visuals not everyone would ready for! LOL!

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:58 pm said:

OMG! These are great! OH, and a big HELLO to all my buddies!

Hey Jodie, what’s up!!!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:30 pm said:

Got a little something, something today, will ship to you on Friday, I think you will like it.

sounds great. not having alot of time here in az, so i will ship your zf stuff when i get back home

Me so Horny…

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 9:02 pm said:

That may be a blessing in disguise, my big hairy “Moobs” might cause some serious unsightly visuals not everyone would ready for! LOL!

Vic did you see some of the pics of the moobs? There is no way you can scare us, we have seen it all!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:05 pm said:

sounds great. not having alot of time here in az, so i will ship your zf stuff when i get back home

Hey big man- how’s it going?!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:05 pm said:

sounds great. not having alot of time here in az, so i will ship your zf stuff when i get back home

No problem… Enjoy your vacation, have you taken your bike for a ride yet..LOL

MrFreeze on 9/13/2006 at 7:33 pm said:

Hey Huv, Kristi, DK and thebigshow check your e-mail……..

sounds awesome freeze cant wait.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:43 pm said:

Next time might try it with a dry spice… That will hold the heat.

Blair’s Death Rain Nitro, is awesome in spaghetti sauce

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:07 pm said:

Vic did you see some of the pics of the moobs? There is no way you can scare us, we have seen it all!

I hear ya, there was some pretty scary stuff in those pics!! But no need to add to the misery, LOL!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 pm said:

When is Tracy going to unvail the # system on the SB sauce?

SB sauce? what SB sauce? thats what i miss for going to ZF

Whats up everyone!!!!!

Blane, what is this MB i keep hearing about?

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 9:00 pm said:

CAPTION: “Those aren’t pillows”

(trains, planes and automobiles)

Oh My god Huv, your alive, I was sooooo worried

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 8:09 pm said:

I think this is my favorite!

personally i like this 20 dollar bill i just found…hmmm…..lol

Thanks for the shots tonight Kristi, see the party doesnt stop in Texas for the Three Hot Tamales LOL

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:14 pm said:

Whats up everyone!!!!!

Blane, what is this MB i keep hearing about?

M=eat B=alls!!!

huh huh, he said balls…..

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 8:16 pm said:

hey Laura, Can’t wait till next year! this is Wendy

Wendy I cant wait to see them, i mean you and Vic again either.

I think I am having ZF withdrawls already.

Is anyone going to Jims event in a week and a half??

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:14 pm said:

Whats up everyone!!!!!

Blane, what is this MB i keep hearing about?

Eman … How is my baby?? Everytime I see her pic I miss her so much

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 9:13 pm said:

I hear ya, there was some pretty scary stuff in those pics!! But no need to add to the misery, LOL!

Vic, believe me, your moobs would not scar anyone for life. Come on, did you really look at the pics. Just look at the captin this shot! I hang with these guys, do you hinestly think your moobs are scarier then that?

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 9:17 pm said:

M=eat B=alls!!!

huh huh, he said balls…..

oh, thanks vic

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 8:55 pm said:

But now you aren’t going to be in the “Name Those Boobs Contest”- you are depriving all the HSBers the privelege of naming your boobs!

But you didnt take yours off either Laura!! Only Vic and I can name Wendy’s LOL

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 9:17 pm said:

Eman … How is my baby?? Everytime I see her pic I miss her so much

She is doing fine. Slept all the way home on the plane. Send me your email and I will send you some pics of her. Jodie and Kristy both have it.

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 9:08 pm said:

Hey big man- how’s it going?!

Vic, going awesome, how about you 2? good trip home? everything make it ok?

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:20 pm said:

But you didnt take yours off either Laura!! Only Vic and I can name Wendy’s LOL

I missed boobs?????

Thanks, we want to put her on the website its Lisa @ three hot tamales.com thanks. give her a big smooch for us and we are sure to have a tamale onsie for her just for New Mexico

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 9:15 pm said:

Oh My god Huv, your alive, I was sooooo worried

Yeah…. jambed at work with emergencies. Got time off tonight for meet the teacher night. Rest of the week should be jsut as bad

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:17 pm said:

I think I am having ZF withdrawls already.

Is anyone going to Jims event in a week and a half??

wish i could. are you going eman?

So Laura, are you going to be a regular here now? You are definitely one great chili head.

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:05 pm said:

sounds great. not having alot of time here in az, so i will ship your zf stuff when i get back home

We on for Los Dos Molinos still ?

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:20 pm said:

But you didnt take yours off either Laura!! Only Vic and I can name Wendy’s LOL

I can say Lauras boobs are shown with the other boob shots!

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 9:22 pm said:

Thanks, we want to put her on the website its Lisa @ three hot tamales.com thanks. give her a big smooch for us and we are sure to have a tamale onsie for her just for New Mexico

you got it, we are already making plans to go

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:23 pm said:

wish i could. are you going eman?

yup…3.5 hou drive for us…..i think we are going up friday night and comming back sat night

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:22 pm said:

Vic, going awesome, how about you 2? good trip home? everything make it ok?

Oh yeah, we had a good time. Traffic was not to bad at all, and yes everything made it home in one piece- including me! cooped up in a car for days with Wendy and getting out in one piece is a miracle!!!

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:25 pm said:

you got it, we are already making plans to go

YEA!!! The emans are going to NM! You better pack extra bags for all that sauce you will be taking home! WAY bigger then Texas!

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:14 pm said:

Whats up everyone!!!!!

Blane, what is this MB i keep hearing about?

Did a MB test with Jim’s Hab BBQ and Johns Talon….., One night on the blog, it was the first people to respond were in on it… Don’t worry I’ll do some more test next month and put you on the list…

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:25 pm said:

I can say Lauras boobs are shown with the other boob shots!

I think she was the one who instigated it all….watch out for that girl,she is a wile one

WAIT…….

Chris K from the blog, you are right that is WAY bigger then Texas!

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:15 pm said:

personally i like this 20 dollar bill i just found…hmmm…..lol

You are too funny! (And I do remember signing it, despite the state I was in)

only cuz I like you guys….. you all should check your emails right about now

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:13 pm said:

SB sauce? what SB sauce? thats what i miss for going to ZF

Look in the forum your going to roll.

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 9:02 pm said:

That may be a blessing in disguise, my big hairy “Moobs” might cause some serious unsightly visuals not everyone would ready for! LOL!

I was talking about WENDY’S boobs, but I think yours deserve to be in the collection too!

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:28 pm said:

YEA!!! The emans are going to NM! You better pack extra bags for all that sauce you will be taking home! WAY bigger then Texas!

Oh god, we brought 118 lbs of sauce this time and will spend the rest of my vacation making shelves for everything.

Guess we will start saving now.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 9:29 pm said:

Did a MB test with Jim’s Hab BBQ and Johns Talon….., One night on the blog, it was the first people to respond were in on it… Don’t worry I’ll do some more test next month and put you on the list…

That sounds awesome. Did you see my post thanking you for all the goodies you sent??? They were EXTREMELY appreciated by all.

Lisa on 9/13/2006 at 9:17 pm said:

Thanks for the shots tonight Kristi, see the party doesnt stop in Texas for the Three Hot Tamales LOL

You did shots without me

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 9:20 pm said:

But you didnt take yours off either Laura!! Only Vic and I can name Wendy’s LOL

I didn’t show mine that night bec I had already shown them the night before. You missed out big time!

Hi Laura!!!!!!!!!

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 9:35 pm said:

You did shots without me

If its any consolation, we did talk about you and we all miss you! and then we did a shot a without you! lol I thought you weren’t drinking again till NM anyway? lol

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:29 pm said:

I think she was the one who instigated it all….watch out for that girl,she is a wile one

I instigated the Name These Boobs Contest, but it all started when Lisa hurt Kristi’s feelings about her terrific boobs

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:23 pm said:

So Laura, are you going to be a regular here now? You are definitely one great chili head.

Aw thanks! I think all of you are crazy, but awesome. And BTW, I am not THAT wild.

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 9:31 pm said:

only cuz I like you guys….. you all should check your emails right about now

I’m not at home is it the Defcon sauce? Sh!t#

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:38 pm said:

Hi Laura!!!!!!!!!

Hi Eman! I miss seeing you, your wife and your beautiful baby!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 9:44 pm said:

I’m not at home is it the Defcon sauce? Sh!t#

YES!!!!!!!!!! You don’t have access to your home email address? If I can help let me know!

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 9:31 pm said:

only cuz I like you guys….. you all should check your emails right about now

I didn’t get anything!

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:48 pm said:

I didn’t get anything!

It was about the DEFCON ZERO reserve

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 9:35 pm said:

You did shots without me

And again, we only live 15 minutes away! (OK NY time, 30 minutes)

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 9:49 pm said:

It was about the DEFCON ZERO reserve

OK, got that!

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:33 pm said:

Oh god, we brought 118 lbs of sauce this time and will spend the rest of my vacation making shelves for everything.

Guess we will start saving now.

That sounds awesome. Did you see my post thanking you for all the goodies you sent??? They were EXTREMELY appreciated by all.

No proble Eman… And I did see your reply on the goodies, no problem, a big thanx goes out to Big for helping out.

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 9:49 pm said:

It was about the DEFCON ZERO reserve

I thought you had sent us all a friendly hello! LOL

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:49 pm said:

And again, we only live 15 minutes away! (OK NY time, 30 minutes)

Unless my brother is driving

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 9:46 pm said:

Hi Eman! I miss seeing you, your wife and your beautiful baby!

We all miss you guys too. I wish we lived closer. Its funny,i know we just met but it seems like we have been friends for a ling time.

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:49 pm said:

And again, we only live 15 minutes away! (OK NY time, 30 minutes)

Come on Laura, you realy miss me, right? LOL

huvason on 9/13/2006 at 9:46 pm said:

YES!!!!!!!!!! You don’t have access to your home email address? If I can help let me know!

Called my wife she put it in for me, hopefully I got one… Thanks Huv for the heads up

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:52 pm said:

I thought you had sent us all a friendly hello! LOL

LOL - I wish. Suppose to be working! But i’m done for tonight. I hate it when they expect you to do actual real work

holy crap, if you watch your local news there was a big shootout in Montreal and Brian Moon emailed me and said he was just there 1 hour ago……..

many injured…12 dead

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:56 pm said:

holy crap, if you watch your local news there was a big shootout in Montreal and Brian Moon emailed me and said he was just there 1 hour ago……..

many injured…12 dead

WOW! Glad he is OK.

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:56 pm said:

holy crap, if you watch your local news there was a big shootout in Montreal and Brian Moon emailed me and said he was just there 1 hour ago……..

many injured…12 dead

Yea, its all over the news here in Ontario, but the info as of right now, 2 died and 19 were injured….very sad and disterbing news as I am a student myself

going to have to pass on the defcon…..spent WAY too much at ZF….one more for someone else

Sporto on 9/13/2006 at 10:05 pm said:

Yea, its all over the news here in Ontario, but the info as of right now, 2 died and 19 were injured….very sad and disterbing news as I am a student myself

oh, he said 12 dead……..still…2 is not a good number either

nope its not, if anyone wants to read about it, or what there is so far, go to http://www.thestar.com

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 9:37 pm said:

I didn’t show mine that night bec I had already shown them the night before. You missed out big time!

. :D You gals are a hoot!!!!! I’m so happy to have finally met “all” of ya!!!

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 9:53 pm said:

Come on Laura, you realy miss me, right? LOL

Like I said, I am going through major THT withdrawal!

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 10:27 pm said:

Like I said, I am going through major THT withdrawal!

I wish I had a chance to have THT withdrawls…. Maybe in NM

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 10:32 pm said:

I wish I had a chance to have THT withdrawls…. Maybe in NM

They’re all that and more!!!!!!!!

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:52 pm said:

We all miss you guys too. I wish we lived closer. Its funny,i know we just met but it seems like we have been friends for a ling time.

I agree. One big strange family!

Chrisk looking for more JD for Laura after she and bigshow polished off the bottle the night before…….

Miss you Laura

MSK on 9/13/2006 at 10:35 pm said:

They’re all that and more!!!!!!!!

Love ya too MSK!

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 10:42 pm said:

Chrisk looking for more JD for Laura after she and bigshow polished off the bottle the night before…….

Miss you Laura

ROFLMAO!

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:56 pm said:

holy crap, if you watch your local news there was a big shootout in Montreal and Brian Moon emailed me and said he was just there 1 hour ago……..

many injured…12 dead

Alive and well in Chicago now. It is wierd to have been walking through the campus and about an hour or so later all hell breaks loose. I was lucky on my timing! I feel for those poor kids that got shot.

Hey truth, that new jerky marinade works great!

In the spirit of Zest Fest, ChrisK agrees to sign The Truth’s ass 1/1.

DK on 9/13/2006 at 10:49 pm said:

Hey truth, that new jerky marinade works great!

Did CHRISK get that for you?

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 10:42 pm said:

I agree. One big strange family!

I can’t wait for the Christmas presents :)~

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 10:50 pm said:

In the spirit of Zest Fest, ChrisK agrees to sign The Truth’s ass 1/1.

Hey Brian thanks for the #72

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 10:50 pm said:

Did CHRISK get that for you?

You get the next batch, you tell me!

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 10:48 pm said:

Alive and well in Chicago now. It is wierd to have been walking through the campus and about an hour or so later all hell breaks loose. I was lucky on my timing! I feel for those poor kids that got shot.

Hey Brian, glad to hear you’re ok!! That is outrageous man, someone was looking over you my friend!!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 10:52 pm said:

Hey Brian thanks for the #72

My pleasure, sir. Only neither of us had to bend over for that one:)

DK on 9/13/2006 at 10:55 pm said:

You get the next batch, you tell me!

If theres corn on it I’ll know its from CHRISK and the Truth….

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 10:51 pm said:

I can’t wait for the Christmas presents :)~

It wasn’t Christmas last weekend!?! Dang it felt like it. I know Wendy-Santa hooked me up!!

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 pm said:

My pleasure, sir. Only neither of us had to bend over for that one:)

lol

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 10:55 pm said:

Hey Brian, glad to hear you’re ok!! That is outrageous man, someone was looking over you my friend!!

I’m just fine, thanks! I was blessed no doubt.

It was great meeting you and Wendy! Looking forward to the next time!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 pm said:

If theres corn on it I’ll know its from CHRISK and the Truth….

haha… now that is sick:)

Now if I was playing, I could say:

truth, I’ve got your gimmick right here!

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 10:58 pm said:

I’m just fine, thanks! I was blessed no doubt.

It was great meeting you and Wendy! Looking forward to the next time!

Yes sir, would love to spend some more time with you, throw a couple back, and get to know ya a little better.

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:01 pm said:

Now if I was playing, I could say:

truth, I’ve got your gimmick right here!

ChrisK what did the Truth have for breakfast?

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:01 pm said:

Now if I was playing, I could say:

truth, I’ve got your gimmick right here!

LOL! and that would fit well with the smirk you have on your face!

I must say Chrisk and The truth are being great sports about this contest… My hat is off to you.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 11:05 pm said:

I must say Chrisk and The truth are being great sports about this contest… My hat is off to you.

Blane, thank you sir,

we wont go there, but lets just say the HSB has had quite a history with prior “caption this” contests

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 pm said:

If theres corn on it I’ll know its from CHRISK and the Truth….

It’s actually peanut!

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:01 pm said:

Now if I was playing, I could say:

truth, I’ve got your gimmick right here!

Chris K from the blog…good one!

The real story…maybe

truth tried to steal my numbered bag of gatorman jerky and figured I didnt want it back bad enough to get it…needless to say, its still mine!

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:10 pm said:

Blane, thank you sir,

we wont go there, but lets just say the HSB has had quite a history with prior “caption this” contests

Same here ChrisK, You guys are “taking it like men” so to speak!

Been trying to come up with a “tard” or “leotard” one, but it eludes me!

Really though,

this was taken just after truth found out that huv and danny really did kiss….

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:12 pm said:

The real story…maybe

truth tried to steal my numbered bag of gatorman jerky and figured I didnt want it back bad enough to get it…needless to say, its still mine!

. That’s just messed up!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 11:05 pm said:

I must say Chrisk and The truth are being great sports about this contest… My hat is off to you.

Blanes hat and The Truths shorts! haha

Here’s one….
Truth you are right it looks much more appetizing then the breakfast buffet!

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:16 pm said:

Really though,

this was taken just after truth found out that huv and danny really did kiss….

Now THAT’s funny!

DK on 9/13/2006 at 11:14 pm said:

Same here ChrisK, You guys are “taking it like men” so to speak!

Been trying to come up with a “tard” or “leotard” one, but it eludes me!

dont get me thinking DK…

I wouldnt want to further incriminate myself

DK on 9/13/2006 at 11:10 pm said:

It’s actually peanut!

I just blew chunks all over my monitor.

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:17 pm said:

dont get me thinking DK…

I wouldnt want to further incriminate myself

Chris K finally found out where he left his missing leotard!

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 9:06 pm said:

Me so Horny…

Me So Hot!

mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:21 pm said:

Me So Hot!

I know, shameless plug.

Damn truth! My leotard doesn’t fit my ass nearly as well as yours! And why is your pink collar wrapped around your………..

I’ll just refer to you guys as “Chruth” from now on.

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 11:24 pm said:

I’ll just refer to you guys as “Chruth” from now on.

All for one, and one for all!

mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:22 pm said:

I know, shameless plug.

LOL

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 11:21 pm said:

Chris K finally found out where he left his missing leotard!

I lost some stickers also, any sign of them

while chrisk is signing a bottle of hot sauce, truth decides to drum up business for his jerseyboyzjerky in a booth he didnt pay for

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:28 pm said:

while chrisk is signing a bottle of hot sauce, truth decides to drum up business for his jerseyboyzjerky in a booth he didnt pay for

LOL

Selling jerky the “Hard Way…”

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 11:27 pm said:

I lost some stickers also, any sign of them

Why, did you lose you Rainbow Bright one?

Chrisk is wondering what the white string is?

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 11:30 pm said:

Why, did you lose you Rainbow Bright one?

LOL

chrisk to truth:

“are you sure this is how you work the booth?, I dont see anyone else doing it this way”

mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:22 pm said:

I know, shameless plug.

Sounds like a gimmic!

I gotta save Bubba! - Forrest Gump

BLANE on 9/13/2006 at 11:30 pm said:

Chrisk is wondering what the white string is?

.

Another one from Forrest Gump:

“Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.”

Zeb, go get the Gimp… Pulp Fiction

My Mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.

we cant let Jim be the only one holding a Guinness record 100,000 + steps, whats that?, we’ll show him

He may be the stupidest son of a bitch, but damn, he sure is fast!

I dont care what you say truth, your idea of shrink-banding bottles doesnt seem to be working to well…

“To earn extra BEER MONEY, The Truth offers guided Piggy-Back rides of the Zest Fest show floor…..

Motto: Mount me and I’ll show you a hot good time!”

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:22 pm said:

I missed boobs?????

eman, e-mail me, will tell you about it

Arizona Jack on 9/13/2006 at 9:25 pm said:

We on for Los Dos Molinos still ?

yeah, i need to call you and the general, lost my phone yesterday, and its been charging all day today. will call you both tomorrow

“Well yeah I want to be in the Mr. Tamale Club and figured there would be some hazing, but dude you want me to do what with the what?”

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:27 pm said:

yup…3.5 hou drive for us…..i think we are going up friday night and comming back sat night

well if i can find a way i will, but highly doubted

Vic on 9/13/2006 at 9:27 pm said:

Oh yeah, we had a good time. Traffic was not to bad at all, and yes everything made it home in one piece- including me! cooped up in a car for days with Wendy and getting out in one piece is a miracle!!!

thats good. glad to hear it.

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 12:26 am said:

well if i can find a way i will, but highly doubted

Did you see the email on the Defcon Sauce?

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 9:30 pm said:

You are too funny! (And I do remember signing it, despite the state I was in)

at least it was the next morning, semi-sober!! hehehe

so, Dan told me I missed something, is it true?

The Wife on 9/13/2006 at 9:37 pm said:

I didn’t show mine that night bec I had already shown them the night before. You missed out big time!

where was I the night before? sleeping? Well will just have to try and identify them by the pix in the contest then.

eman on 9/13/2006 at 9:52 pm said:

We all miss you guys too. I wish we lived closer. Its funny,i know we just met but it seems like we have been friends for a ling time.

credit to Nick for that. we’ve all gotten to know each other on here, so finally meeting in person was so awesome.

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 pm said:

My pleasure, sir. Only neither of us had to bend over for that one:)

thank god…homie doesnt play that game!

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 11:01 pm said:

Now if I was playing, I could say:

truth, I’ve got your gimmick right here!

chrisk, it’s not good enough on it’s own? you need a gimmick to sell it?

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 12:31 am said:

Did you see the email on the Defcon Sauce?

yeah, thanx man

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 12:58 am said:

yeah, thanx man

I figured you where good…:)

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 1:00 am said:

I figured you where good…:)

thanx to Huv, my battery died in the laptop, and been having trouble holding a wireless connection…but i think i got in

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 1:06 am said:

thanx to Huv, my battery died in the laptop, and been having trouble holding a wireless connection…but i think i got in

I called the wife, it will be close… Got your email, sent you a reply.

Heading home. Talk to you later

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 1:27 am said:

I called the wife, it will be close… Got your email, sent you a reply.

Heading home. Talk to you later

hope it you got in. i’m sure he got bombarded with e-mails quickly. keep the fingers crossed .

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 1:37 am said:

hope it you got in. i’m sure he got bombarded with e-mails quickly. keep the fingers crossed .

Yeah I got mine in roughly 20 minutes after the email. So I think I got in quick enough but you never know! I sure hope I get some and I wouldn’t mind the unnumbered one to taste as well!!!

the truth after finding out what the calf fries he had the night before really are

I don’t get it truth, Bret said this is how Leroy does it. I think we actually need a stump for the “stump broke” thing to work!

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 6:52 am said:

the truth after finding out what the calf fries he had the night before really are

That was good Chris K from the blog!

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:47 am said:

Chris had confused Navy Seal motto:

NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND!!

That, I know, was lame…

I think I want to change that to:

Chris had confused Navy Seal motto:

NEVER LEAVE A MAN’S BEHIND!!

Truth, man, you were right. The “Big Dig” has nothing on this hole.

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 6:52 am said:

the truth after finding out what the calf fries he had the night before really are

I resemble that!!!!!!!!!

Caption…

And the Golden Chile Goes To…

I’d like to roll with

The gangstas

Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy

Dude, Chilly Willy and I are off to join Jim C at Houston, MSK should show up there on Friday as well. We will try to keep y’all informed as to what is going on. I’m sure it won’t be as wild as ZF! My liver, brain etc. couldn’t take it again this weekend!

First - “Squeal like a pig!”

Second - “I swear, the bottle of hot sauce says it makes a great enima…”

Third - “Dangit… here I am just signing an autograph and they took a picture with me looking like I’m sticking it to this guy”

Fourth - “I thought the truth was supposed to hurt… not hurt the truth”

Final - “Sometimes questioning the truth isn’t enough… you have to give it a wedgie!”

Yup- that’s kinda where I figured Ryan would shove that bottle of hot sauce.

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 9/14/2006 at 10:32 am said:

Yup- that’s kinda where I figured Ryan would shove that bottle of hot sauce.

LMFAO Jim

CaJohn on 9/14/2006 at 9:40 am said:

Dude, Chilly Willy and I are off to join Jim C at Houston, MSK should show up there on Friday as well. We will try to keep y’all informed as to what is going on. I’m sure it won’t be as wild as ZF! My liver, brain etc. couldn’t take it again this weekend!

Have fun and continue to enjoy the great state of Texas!

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 10:43 am said:

Have fun and continue to enjoy the great state of Texas!

Just when I was beginning to feel like I left

MSK on 9/14/2006 at 11:10 am said:

Just when I was beginning to feel like I left

Come on now MSK! You know you love it:)

Like Tim McGraw says….

I Like It
I Love It
I Want Some More of It

Nick Lindauer on 9/14/2006 at 6:36 am said:

Is that a comment or a caption

At the time both, but I;m okay….. LOL

Chrisk and Truth practicing there magic act at ZF…

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 11:37 am said:

Chrisk and Truth practicing there magic act at ZF…

Doves or rabbits

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 11:37 am said:

Chrisk and Truth practicing there magic act at ZF…

Oh my God, not a Python!!!!!!! 8O

No truth, I dont think that makes a good humidor no matter what bigshow tells you

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 11:59 am said:

No truth, I dont think that makes a good humidor no matter what bigshow tells you

Only an Aficionado will truly understand this one :rolf:

“Now THAT is hot, I’ll tell you what!!!!”

Aaron on 9/14/2006 at 3:12 am said:

Yeah I got mine in roughly 20 minutes after the email. So I think I got in quick enough but you never know! I sure hope I get some and I wouldn’t mind the unnumbered one to taste as well!!!

good luck aaron, im sure that will be quick enough

CaJohn on 9/14/2006 at 9:40 am said:

Dude, Chilly Willy and I are off to join Jim C at Houston, MSK should show up there on Friday as well. We will try to keep y’all informed as to what is going on. I’m sure it won’t be as wild as ZF! My liver, brain etc. couldn’t take it again this weekend!

Have a good time, try and get some rest there.

Homer Simpson voice:

Mmmmmmm, jerky!

DK on 9/14/2006 at 12:31 pm said:

Homer Simpson voice:

Mmmmmmm, jerky!

How r u DK?

ChrisK on the blog, he played one, he played knick-knack with his thumb
With a knick-knack patty whack, give thetruth a bone
ChrisK on the blog came rolling home

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 12:36 pm said:

How r u DK?

Hey Truth, bend over and spell “run” three times really fast!

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 12:36 pm said:

How r u DK?

Hey bigshow! Just sat down for a bite-o-lunch! Gonna be quick, got be back at the shop in 20. Thought I’d add more fuel to the fire before heading back out.

DK on 9/14/2006 at 12:40 pm said:

Hey bigshow! Just sat down for a bite-o-lunch! Gonna be quick, got be back at the shop in 20. Thought I’d add more fuel to the fire before heading back out.

lol, thats cool, i should be gettin ready to head out myself, ttyl have a good day

DK on 9/14/2006 at 12:38 pm said:

Hey Truth, bend over and spell “run” three times really fast!

R-U-N, R-U-N, R-U-N!!!

mrspmac on 9/14/2006 at 12:09 pm said:

“Now THAT is hot, I’ll tell you what!!!!”

This IS my caption. Just so ya know.

IIIIIIIIIIII Like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothas cant deny.

“do you want cheese on that?”

After a surprise visit by ChrisK, The Truth shows us his “O” face.

ChrisK reveals his true calling as a professional meat packer.

ChrisK seemed unconcerned that he had gotten “Nasty Lasties.”

Truth, how much fiber are you getting in your diet?

“Do you want to touch my monkey?”

Back from a trip out west, ChrisK demonstrates the Heimlich Manuever, San Francisco style, on The Truth.

ChrisK and the Truth audition for role of the Villiage People in a community theater production.

“Chris I am serious, I’ve done this a hundred times in college……
Now take the marker and connect the freckles on my a$$, do you see it yet? Dude it’s the constellation Orion……”

Vic on 9/14/2006 at 2:53 pm said:

“Chris I am serious, I’ve done this a hundred times in college……
Now take the marker and connect the freckles on my a$$, do you see it yet? Dude it’s the constellation Orion……”

And right in the middle is Uranus.

I have no idea what happened to the Ultimate Sauce Thread but there
hasn’t been an entry since Aug 18th. No updates to the Map!!
Does anyone know what happened to the mailing list? I know we have
a lot of things going but it would be great to get that one finished up for
all who got it going.. I know this is probably not the right thread but the
only one presently everyone in on.

Vic on 9/14/2006 at 2:53 pm said:

“Chris I am serious, I’ve done this a hundred times in college……
Now take the marker and connect the freckles on my a$$, do you see it yet? Dude it’s the constellation Orion……”

No, its o’ryan

CAPTION:
TRUTH, YOU REALLY ARE TO YOUNG TO START HAVING
YOUR PROSTATE EXAMS

Chris K to The Truth : “See Truth, this is better then the colon cleanse”

HenryK on 9/14/2006 at 3:07 pm said:

I have no idea what happened to the Ultimate Sauce Thread but there
hasn’t been an entry since Aug 18th. No updates to the Map!!
Does anyone know what happened to the mailing list? I know we have
a lot of things going but it would be great to get that one finished up for
all who got it going.. I know this is probably not the right thread but the
only one presently everyone in on.

I just got them here today. Will be going to Brian Moon next.

Hey Roid! It’s a Him!

it’s the truth showing us his “O” face

….hey chris k, if both your hands are on my back, what is poking me….WOOAAAAAAA

Who needs bigshow’s Hawg, I got the truth!

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 12:54 pm said:

After a surprise visit by ChrisK, The Truth shows us his “O” face.

eman on 9/14/2006 at 3:29 pm said:

it’s the truth showing us his “O” face

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:35 am said:

You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!

looks liks chris k (from the blog) is handling him just fine….”you want to take a ride on the “O”llercoaster”

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 3:34 pm said:

sorry….missed that one

eman on 9/14/2006 at 3:27 pm said:

I just got them here today. Will be going to Brian Moon next.

I already got one group of labels and sent them on. Is this a different group?

Truth, I promise man, they don’t call ‘em tea bags for nuthin’! Now hold still, I’m thirsty!

hurry up in there Captain Capsaicin (eman), I just dont understand…
superman changed in a phone booth

eman on 9/14/2006 at 3:36 pm said:

sorry….missed that one

Great minds, eh?

chrisk says:

I think I’ve finally found MAD!!!

I dont care what huv told you, that is NOT the secret handshake.

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:44 pm said:

chrisk says:

I think I’ve finally found MAD!!!

Oh damn, that’s just not right!

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:44 pm said:

chrisk says:

I think I’ve finally found MAD!!!

Buried in The Truth???

Dam my ass is not big is it chris?

ChrisK demos his new “Tap That A$$” beer tap to thetruth. It uses a new Natural Flow Technology.

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 3:37 pm said:

I already got one group of labels and sent them on. Is this a different group?

yep, round 2

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:44 pm said:

chrisk says:

I think I’ve finally found MAD!!!

That was damn good! Chris K on a roll today!

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:42 pm said:

hurry up in there Captain Capsaicin (eman), I just dont understand…
superman changed in a phone booth

oooooo….duah….i always wondered how he changed so fast

ChrisK: Truth, what’s up?!

TheTruth: Nuttin’ Honey!

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:42 pm said:

hurry up in there Captain Capsaicin (eman), I just dont understand…
superman changed in a phone booth

PHONE BOOTH?!?!?……awe maaaann….i thought the superhero manual said to change IN THE TRUTH

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:44 pm said:

chrisk says:

I think I’ve finally found MAD!!!

NICE!!!!!

Last time we heard he liked playing with hoses

the truth on 9/14/2006 at 3:51 pm said:

Dam my ass is not big is it chris?

It is now, Truth!

Realizing that he has something to hide, ChrisK decides to bury the Truth.

“I got your extract right here!”

There, they will never think of looking here for the missing T-99

After a failed recuse attempt to save MAD, chrisk had to summon Jim Campbell over to assist - thats the next pic

Hey truth, let me show you my Texas Two Step!

The truth offering chrisk one last chance to ride a bull in Texas

“….hey CREATOR, you missing something?….i think I just found it”

HenryK on 9/14/2006 at 3:16 pm said:

CAPTION:
TRUTH, YOU REALLY ARE TO YOUNG TO START HAVING
YOUR PROSTATE EXAMS

Henry, shoot me an email, Im getting near to catching up, THANKS

Nick good luck in picking out 5 of these……………………

ChrisK to the truth……..Hey The Truth they say everything is bigger in Texas but I am not buying it………….

truth to chrisk:

if Nick can get $70 for eating a roach, imagine how much we can make with this

Now your in for it the truth…You messed with the bull now your getting the horn

The Truth: Somebody owes me dinner!

Hey ChrisK, Now I know why Nick wanted us to pose like this, we owe him one………….

ChrisK demonstrates his skills as an amateur astronomer by circling Uranus.

The Truth: I like it here at ZF, but somethings missing…

ChrisK: Let me fill the void!

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 4:32 pm said:

The Truth: Somebody owes me dinner!

ChrisK: And a pack of smokes for me!

Duh, geeee Tennesse, are you done takin my temperature yet?

Hey locolunabrian check your e-mail………….

ChrisK and thetruth discuss the ins & outs of the Fiery foods industry over a cup of hot chocolate.

TheTruth! Better than a hot sauce packed in cat fur!

DK on 9/14/2006 at 3:33 pm said:

Who needs bigshow’s Hawg, I got the truth!

now that’s an “E” ride at disney!!!!

MrFreeze on 9/14/2006 at 4:55 pm said:

Hey locolunabrian check your e-mail………….

Just got it MrFrz! Please check yours:)

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 5:13 pm said:

Just got it MrFrz! Please check yours:)

what’s up Brian, how’s everything?

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 5:18 pm said:

what’s up Brian, how’s everything?

Great Show! How are you doing?? How did that bike ride on the way home:)?

chrisk on 9/14/2006 at 3:11 pm said:

No, its o’ryan

Ha ha ha…Nice one Though I would be flattered to bear the likeness to a connect the dots thing on the Truth’s ass

The Truth: It takes $50 to make me holla. I get PAID to do the wild thing!

Chris K is careful to avoid the open “manhole”.

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 5:25 pm said:

Great Show! How are you doing?? How did that bike ride on the way home:)?

lol, its a little rough in the arse, and tiring, only like 6 more days of riding!!

Caption:

You can ride this bull for only $2.00!!

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 5:58 pm said:

lol, its a little rough in the arse, and tiring, only like 6 more days of riding!!

Speaking of rough on the arse…. The Truth might be able to recommend a good remedy!

Caption:

The Truth - This is how you form the letter “h”!

Caption

A candid moment with Ben Dover and Phil McCrevice.

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:01 pm said:

Speaking of rough on the arse…. The Truth might be able to recommend a good remedy!

lol…i was just laughing after i typed that, i meant “ON” but worked out better this way!! lol

too bad Brooke’s not here…lol

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:03 pm said:

Caption

A candid moment with Ben Dover and Phil McCrevice.

ChrisK asking the Truth if he knows his friend Wilma Fingerdo.

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:06 pm said:

ChrisK asking the Truth if he knows his friend Wilma Fingerdo.

lol

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:05 pm said:

lol…i was just laughing after i typed that, i meant “ON” but worked out better this way!! lol

too bad Brooke’s not here…lol

I choose to ignore “in” part, as it was a visual that I just didn’t think related to you:)

And yes, I miss Brooke too:)

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:08 pm said:

lol

Brian, if you filled in for ChrisK it would make a nice ad for Jim’s Atrology Sauce…”Moon” over “The Truth’s” anus!

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:12 pm said:

Brian, if you filled in for ChrisK it would make a nice ad for Jim’s Atrology Sauce…”Moon” over “The Truth’s” anus!

Homey don’t play that!

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:10 pm said:

I choose to ignore “in” part, as it was a visual that I just didn’t think related to you:)

And yes, I miss Brooke too:)

Thanx, I appreciate that. Now i would gladly fill in for Chris, if Brooke filled in for the truth!! lol

When’s the next show in Texas? lol

are you doing houston this weekend?

ChrisK: “It’s thanksgivings and you’re the turkey! Prepare to get stuffed, Bee-atch!”

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:14 pm said:

Homey don’t play that!

I hear ya there!! Have killed for less!

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:15 pm said:

Thanx, I appreciate that. Now i would gladly fill in for Chris, if Brooke filled in for the truth!! lol

When’s the next show in Texas? lol

are you doing houston this weekend?

That makes me drool, but I digress…

I won’t be in Houston as I’ll be stuck up in Chi town.

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:16 pm said:

ChrisK: “It’s thanksgivings and you’re the turkey! Prepare to get stuffed, Bee-atch!”

Just lost my appetite for Turkey, thanx man.

I heard the truth hurts, but hey truth, does chrisk hurt?

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:18 pm said:

That makes me drool, but I digress…

I won’t be in Houston as I’ll be stuck up in Chi town.

i hear ya, digression is good…

according to Jim you’re not going to miss much. he said its a dustbowl! doesnt sound like fun, especially tryin to keep food good.

Hello all, whats up

The Truth (as Dr Evil): Throw me a frickin’ bone here!

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 6:21 pm said:

The Truth (as Dr Evil): Throw me a frickin’ bone here!

LOL…NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 6:21 pm said:

Hello all, whats up

hey Blane, how are things?

Caption:

Drop your pants, bend over, and cough.

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

hey Blane, how are things?

Good… Hows the trip going? Got a hot meal planned for tonight with AJ?

By gosh I think you’re right truth! I think those ARE your tonsils!

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 6:42 pm said:

Good… Hows the trip going? Got a hot meal planned for tonight with AJ?

If you talk to him tell AJ I still haven’t got a pay pal invoice for the sauce.

DK on 9/14/2006 at 6:43 pm said:

By gosh I think you’re right truth! I think those ARE your tonsils!

Whats up Dk

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 6:42 pm said:

Good… Hows the trip going? Got a hot meal planned for tonight with AJ?

Yeah, supposedly, a VERY hot meal. AJ and GeneralLee

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 6:43 pm said:

If you talk to him tell AJ I still haven’t got a pay pal invoice for the sauce.

I will let him know, or I can just pay him tonite, and add it to your total.

Caption:

The Truth is showing off his new play-doh machine

Caption:

Truth, I don’t know how you pack Jerky, but this is how we pack the fudge in Jersey!

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:46 pm said:

I will let him know, or I can just pay him tonite, and add it to your total.

I’m looking at a second morgage already… LOL

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

I’m looking at a second morgage already… LOL

I know, they add up quick. I could have bought a small house with what I spent at ZF!! lol

Leroy you in there.

DK what time did you tell Leroy you were going to pick use up in the bus at the airport.

Leroy thinks eveytime he sees a car rental bus it’s DK coming to pick use up. I tell him DK’s bus is yellow.

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:54 pm said:

I know, they add up quick. I could have bought a small house with what I spent at ZF!! lol

The bad part was when I was in Omaha last week, the wife thought her buget grew also, so I got the double death… LOL

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 6:43 pm said:

If you talk to him tell AJ I still haven’t got a pay pal invoice for the sauce.

Blane, my bottles arrived WITHOUT shrink bands again, I dont want to invoice anybody untill ready to ship my friend, fair is fair. Reordered yesterday, should be here real soon, sauce is done and bottled, just no bands.

Bret on 9/14/2006 at 7:06 pm said:

Leroy thinks eveytime he sees a car rental bus it’s DK coming to pick use up. I tell him DK’s bus is yellow.

Hey Brett

thebigshow on 9/14/2006 at 6:45 pm said:

Yeah, supposedly, a VERY hot meal. AJ and GeneralLee

Meals from mild to 500,000 SCU bigshow, get prepared !!!

Arizona Jack on 9/14/2006 at 7:09 pm said:

Blane, my bottles arrived WITHOUT shrink bands again, I dont want to invoice anybody untill ready to ship my friend, fair is fair. Reordered yesterday, should be here real soon, sauce is done and bottled, just no bands.

No problem AJ, had not heard from you so I asked big to check…. I’m kinda excited to add to the collection if you can’t tell already… LOL

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 4:32 pm said:

The Truth: Somebody owes me dinner!

Nice on loco
By the way, how the hell are ya? I miss all you guys

The Truth swallowed some floss, Chrisk is just helping him out…

Blane, did you happen to order a bottle of Toxic for that collection ?

Doin’ well Lis! How you doin’?

Arizona Jack on 9/14/2006 at 7:09 pm said:

Blane, my bottles arrived WITHOUT shrink bands again, I dont want to invoice anybody untill ready to ship my friend, fair is fair. Reordered yesterday, should be here real soon, sauce is done and bottled, just no bands.

With all the different boxes coming its going to be like Christmas

lisa on 9/14/2006 at 7:15 pm said:

Blane, did you happen to order a bottle of Toxic for that collection ?

Good question! Did you order some Lava as well??

still recooperating i guess, havent sat down since we got home, thank god the weekend is coming. Thanks for the shirt, its a great nightie

lisa on 9/14/2006 at 7:15 pm said:

Blane, did you happen to order a bottle of Toxic for that collection ?

I think big got one at the show for me? If not I’m planning on a bigger order from you all and hoping you might auto the bottles.

locolunabrian on 9/14/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

Good question! Did you order some Lava as well??

I have the collectors bottle but thats it.

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 7:18 pm said:

I think big got one at the show for me? If not I’m planning on a bigger order from you all and hoping you might auto the bottles.

Our pleasure.. let me know what you get, and what you will need and we will be happy to sign them for you

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 7:20 pm said:

I have the collectors bottle but thats it.

Blane, the THT and the LAVA sauces are a must have, freakin incredible taste, so order some signed, AND some for the table as well.

lisa on 9/14/2006 at 7:24 pm said:

Our pleasure.. let me know what you get, and what you will need and we will be happy to sign them for you

Sounds great I’m going to look at your site now.

Arizona Jack on 9/14/2006 at 7:25 pm said:

Blane, the THT and the LAVA sauces are a must have, freakin incredible taste, so order some signed, AND some for the table as well.

Sounds good.. Thanks for the info

I’ll second that as well One of Blairs’ signed ones is getting bumped out of the display case to make room for the THT signed that I got

AZ- tell me again what I’m supposed to do with all the sauce (signed) that I got from you? I know to sell it here at Houston- send you the money?

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 9/14/2006 at 7:32 pm said:

I’ll second that as well One of Blairs’ signed ones is getting bumped out of the display case to make room for the THT signed that I got

AZ- tell me again what I’m supposed to do with all the sauce (signed) that I got from you? I know to sell it here at Houston- send you the money?

Hi Jim
Hows it going?

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 9/14/2006 at 7:32 pm said:

I’ll second that as well One of Blairs’ signed ones is getting bumped out of the display case to make room for the THT signed that I got

AZ- tell me again what I’m supposed to do with all the sauce (signed) that I got from you? I know to sell it here at Houston- send you the money?

Tell ya what, Jim, lets split the $$$, after all yer luggin it around and all that extra work. Put 1/2 to step up, and 1/2 you can send me. Any unsold, I’ll pay to have you ship it back to me.

BLANE on 9/14/2006 at 7:35 pm said:

Hi Jim
Hows it going?

Going great Brant! Thanks again for the goodies Took a libation myself just for ol’ times sake. Killing time here in the lobby waiting for CaJohn to show up. WOOHOOO!! I can blog again for a bit.

**Fair enough AZ! Consider it done and THANK YOU!

Wrong thread I’m sure, but PLEASE consider me ‘in’ on sponsoring you for the WSOP, AZ

Cheffy- have had nothing to eat the last three days other than your stuff & I don’t consider myself any worse for the wear… or wares If forced to pick a favorite it would be a tie (sides) between the ‘pit beans’ and ‘grannys apples’. Turkey wins hands down at the moment for main, though the ribs are still waiting I’ll be making a drive there to eat at the restaraunt myself!!

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 9/14/2006 at 7:43 pm said:

Wrong thread I’m sure, but PLEASE consider me ‘in’ on sponsoring you for the WSOP, AZ

Cheffy- have had nothing to eat the last three days other than your stuff & I don’t consider myself any worse for the wear… or wares If forced to pick a favorite it would be a tie (sides) between the ‘pit beans’ and ‘grannys apples’. Turkey wins hands down at the moment for main, though the ribs are still waiting I’ll be making a drive there to eat at the restaraunt myself!!

Last years 2nd place WSOP sponsor turned $5K into 1.75 million $$,
I’ll just play satalites and win my $10000 buy in ( I hope), but anyway I do it, I will play the Main Event. Your in for sure.

Later gang, Im going to meet Bigshow here shortly in PHX to have some dinner and shoot the bull tonight. I may even lure him back to my house for some more po-ker depending on his schedule.

Arizona Jack on 9/14/2006 at 7:25 pm said:

Blane, the THT and the LAVA sauces are a must have, freakin incredible taste, so order some signed, AND some for the table as well.

Thanks AJ!