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Caption This Contest #3
Posted on 09.13.06 by Nick Lindauer @ 7:03 am | Comments: |
« « Previous | Review: Dr. Gonzo’s “Professional Grade” Habaneromash » »

Caption This #3

Oh lord, the number of pictures that could be used for a caption this contest after ZF are simply mind blowing. Choosing the first victim was not an easy task. What you need to know about this picture - that’s the Truth & Chris K is behind him, doing… well I don’t really know.

Here’s how this works:
Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.

Prize: Some Jersey Boyz Jerky & a bottle of THT Toxic Tonic (plus some assorted freebies)

Entry Due Date: EOD 09/15/06 (changed by 1 day due to the shear volume of comments - keep em coming!)

Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, we don’t want to scar new readers)


Chilehead Comments:
Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Hot Sauce Stuff
Permalink: Caption This Contest #3

One year ago: Review: TorchBearer Sugar Fire Sauce

1,213 Comments

Comment #1:
Comment by Scott (590) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:07 am |

Dr. ChrisK says—-”Yep, looks like you have a typical case of butt burn.”

Comment #2:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:32 am |

Leroy, you got male!

Comment #3:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:33 am |

Well to tell you “The truth” I wouldn’t have stuck that habanero there……….

Comment #4:
Comment by Anthony (347) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:34 am |

A true friendship is formed after helping out a buddy that decided smuggling hot sauce was not a good idea.

Comment #5:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:35 am |

You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!

Comment #6:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:39 am |

The Truth, It’s winder lickin’ good!

Comment #7:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:45 am |

I think you found the loophole in The Truth.

Comment #8:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:53 am |

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 am said:

I think you found the loophole in The Truth.

Hey Defcon, sent you an email. Need you to contact me asap, pretty please. K

Comment #9:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:56 am |

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Comment #10:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 9/13/2006 @ 7:58 am |

Wait a sec, should I be jealous??????? lol

Comment #11:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:07 am |

“Bwana Bret sent me!”

Comment #12:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:10 am |

I think you gonna have a scar!!

Comment #13:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:11 am |

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:53 am said:

Hey Defcon, sent you an email. Need you to contact me asap, pretty please. K

Kristi, use the website to contact me(the mail goes to another address), I don’t have access to AOL from work.

Comment #14:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:12 am |

Kristi, Chris K is touching me again!

Comment #15:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:14 am |

Youch! Chris K, that is not what the rubber gloves are for!

Comment #16:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:14 am |

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:58 am said:

Wait a sec, should I be jealous??????? lol

You mean you aren’t alredy?

Comment #17:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:15 am |

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL

Comment #18:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:23 am |

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:15 am said:

“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL

For those of you that do not know this story, you have to ask the Truth in person. It is something none of THT will ever forget!

Comment #19:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:25 am |

You were right, your a$$ is cracked……….

Comment #20:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:28 am |

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

Comment #21:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:34 am |

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

Being the topic of a “Caption This” is a mixed blessing.
It’s bound to get worse…..Trust me.

Comment #22:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:39 am |

Chris K hard at work judging the 1st annual “Zest Fest Skid-mark competition”..

Comment #23:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:41 am |

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

. :D

Comment #24:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:43 am |

TracyC check your mail

Comment #25:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:44 am |

ChrisK I asked you to warm your hands before you do that………….

Comment #26:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:45 am |

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 8:34 am said:

Being the topic of a “Caption This” is a mixed blessing.
It’s bound to get worse…..Trust me.

Chris K in search of Defcon’s missing cat.. :razz:

Comment #27:
Comment by atkrider (68) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:48 am |

Well, I think were good on the bottle of T-99 but that display case might attract some attention to airport security!

Comment #28:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:50 am |

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s not a bottle opener…………..

Comment #29:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:52 am |

Good night all, chat at ya later today. Just got one more for the road. You are right “The Truth” that Buns of Steel video is working for you………

Comment #30:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:53 am |

That is not what I meant when I said “up the waazou!”!

Comment #31:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:54 am |

“Waazou!!!”

Comment #32:
Comment by bubba (6) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:57 am |

we would like to welcome you all to our demonstration of colon cleanser hot sauce…and we would of course like to thank our volunteer.

Comment #33:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:57 am |

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 8:15 am said:

“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL

Hey Kristi! I found $500!!!

Comment #34:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 8:59 am |

Fat Kid Sauces initiate a new employee.

Comment #35:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:01 am |

Quoted wrong comment, sorry. I”ll try again.

kristi on 9/13/2006 at 7:56 am said:

“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Hey Kristi! I found $500!!!

Comment #36:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:01 am |

“Now that I’m engaged to Kristi, you know that this has to stop!”

Comment #37:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:02 am |

“Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”

Comment #38:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:03 am |

“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”

Comment #39:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:04 am |

“Now that is what I call a hot tamale!”

Comment #40:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:12 am |

“Once again a good time is ruined by too much alcohol and things just get out of hand”

Comment #41:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:13 am |

What happens at Zest Fest, stays at Zest Fest.

Comment #42:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:14 am |

Now just relax, and think of me as a TSA agent, and you are the luggage.

Comment #43:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:15 am |

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 8:28 am said:

THIS IS JUST WRONG………

Sorry Truth, but this is too funny!

Comment #44:
Comment by locolunabrian (1290) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:16 am |

“Come on Chris..just like we saw on the Sapranos that time!”

Comment #45:
Comment by kinkajou (15) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:25 am |

Chris K emphatically proves that he can “handle The Truth”…

Comment #46:
Comment by ChileHeadEd (202) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:27 am |

To tell you the truth, its just a little burn cream!

Comment #47:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:38 am |

Nick some day some way i will get you…..LOL Guys this is to funny keep them coming

Comment #48:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:41 am |

Truth, you know what? A little more practice and I think we can play the part in Deliverance.

Comment #49:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:46 am |

Hey someone had to take one for hsb Team

Comment #50:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:58 am |

Nice,
my first day back at work and I finally get to catch-up on HSB and this is what I see

Its Ok Nick, I’ve got pictures too… ;-)

Comment #51:
Comment by MSK (590) - 9/13/2006 @ 9:58 am |

Adios MSK!!! You blew your chance “big time”!!!

Comment #52:
Comment by davis (5) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:05 am |

So, I guess saying that you like chilis really does take on a whole new meaning in Mexico.

Comment #53:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:05 am |

The Truth showing Chris K the reality of being with a THT!

Comment #54:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:08 am |

Chris K from the blog examining the carnage of the mechanical bull ride the night before.

Comment #55:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:10 am |

The Truth showing Chris K where the THT’s “We Make Grown Men Cry” really came from!

Comment #56:
Comment by Duckmancgy (20) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:13 am |

Relax I have seen this a thousand times, airport security will never think of checking here. Just walk normally and dont break a bottle.

You’ll do fine.

Comment #57:
Comment by Lisa (489) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:20 am |

Gee thanks Truth… Kristi NEVER let’s me do this!

Comment #58:
Comment by Scott (590) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:28 am |

“Zest Fest, its not just a job, its an adventure”

Comment #59:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:28 am |

Kristi was right, hers are BIGGER!

Comment #60:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:29 am |

Oh Chris… I can tell you’ve done this before :-D

Comment #61:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:30 am |

who’s your daddy, WHO IS YOUR DADDY?!

Comment #62:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:30 am |

Good lines everyone! Loving it. I am ROFLMAO at all of them! Well it is off to my day job now. Wish me luck, never know what kind of day you will have with 15 4 year olds!

Comment #63:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:31 am |

Are all people from Jersey this firm?

Comment #64:
Comment by Jodie (112) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:32 am |

One more before I leave……

Chris K from the blog listening to the Truth talking from his a$$ again!

Comment #65:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:32 am |

Chris found the Truth Booth!

Comment #66:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:33 am |

Hey Chris, better make that 3 fingers

Comment #67:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:35 am |

And now we know how Toxic Tonic is bottled :-|

Sorrys ladies, I couldn’t resist…

Comment #68:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:35 am |

hey warm it up next time!!!

Comment #69:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:37 am |

To boldly go where MSK has never gone before

Comment #70:
Comment by adam - 9/13/2006 @ 10:39 am |

Finding out where the 16 Million Reserve was really reserved.

Comment #71:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:40 am |

The missing scene from “Broke Back Mountain”

Comment #72:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:45 am |

Jodie on 9/13/2006 at 10:32 am said:

One more before I leave……

Chris K from the blog listening to the Truth talking from his a$$ again!

LMFAO

Comment #73:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:46 am |

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 7:45 am said:

I think you found the loophole in The Truth.

LMAO OMG these are f#n funny

Comment #74:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:47 am |

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 9:02 am said:

“Things really ARE bigger in Texas!”

OMG this has to be a winner my tummy hurts from laughing

Comment #75:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:47 am |

locolunabrian on 9/13/2006 at 9:03 am said:

“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”

scratch the last post THIS IS THE WINNER

Comment #76:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:50 am |

The Truth and Chris K hold their own “Poker” tournament:

Truth has a little more than an ace up his sleeve, and Chris appears to be holding a straight!

Comment #77:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:57 am |

Truth, I found MSK’s wallet. Now just hold still while I get it out

Comment #78:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 10:58 am |

Nobody has quoted the greatest movie of all time, Fletch, so:

“Geez Doc, do you have to use the whole arm?”

Comment #79:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:00 am |

Dear Diary,

Today, I became a woman.

Comment #80:
Comment by Ryan@angrypepper (2615) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:00 am |

Now the Truth will think twice about dropping the soap

Comment #81:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:03 am |

mike best quote so far great movie

Comment #82:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:03 am |

I know I already used that one on the pic of Danny Cash getting kissed by Huv (or was it the other way around?) but it works well here too.

Comment #83:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:03 am |

Shortly after being proposed to, Kristi found one of the skeletons in the closet…Chris swears it was the last time.

Comment #84:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:04 am |

Ryan@angrypepper on 9/13/2006 at 10:57 am said:

Truth, I found MSK’s wallet. Now just hold still while I get it out

I think the truck is in there somewhere too :)

Comment #85:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:05 am |

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 11:03 am said:

mike best quote so far great movie

Thanks. Ties with Cassyshack, maybe. Maybe…

Comment #86:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:05 am |

I’m not doing this for the money, I’m doing it for the ‘money shot’!

Comment #87:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:06 am |

After being bit by the Black Mamba, it was one of those, you have to suck out the poison or I’m gonna die scenarios…
RIP

Comment #88:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:06 am |

Many enter the hot sauce industry for the money, I’m in it for the tips.

Comment #89:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:07 am |

Suddenly Chris K. realized what the “cave” on the truth’s “Treasure Map” really was…

Comment #90:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:07 am |

So, that’s where we parked the short bus!

Comment #91:
Comment by Scotty B's Hot Sauces (150) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:10 am |

Hello Ladies and gentlemen, finally back in the house. Was delayed in Denver an extra day. wanted to say hi and enjoyed meeting you all at ZestFest.

Scotty B

Comment #92:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:11 am |

Which one of these two gentlemen lost the bet?

Comment #93:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:13 am |

In many countries I believe these two are now officially married.

Comment #94:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:13 am |

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 11:07 am said:

So, that’s where we parked the short bus!

Winner! ;)

Comment #95:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:15 am |

Would you stop being such a Cry Baby, and I’ll Make you Moan next.

(For those who don’t know, these two guy’s (I use that term lightly here) are very close to the THT gals)

Some of these are hillarious!

Comment #96:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:16 am |

Congratulations! It’s a girl!

Comment #97:
Comment by atkrider (68) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:18 am |

Hey this is fun!! You think anyone can see us??

Comment #98:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:21 am |

Pmac that was good

Comment #99:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:23 am |

loving the whole short bus thing

Comment #100:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:24 am |

Loco Luna’s Festival Reserve - $30
CaJohn’s Caveat Emptor - $100
Blair’s T-99 - $150

The Truth paying his debts at Zestfest - priceless

Some things you can’t buy with money, for everything else, there’s the hot sauce enema.

Comment #101:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:28 am |

Wait until you taste MY extract.

Comment #102:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:29 am |

oh, so thats how chipotle peppers get that smokey flavor.

Comment #103:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:30 am |

take one down pass it around 98 bottles of hot sauce on the wall.

Comment #104:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:31 am |

be patient young jedi, there is enough for everyone.

Comment #105:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:43 am |

CHRIS K TO HUV

“”YOU CANT HIDE UP THERE FOR EVERY WE ALL SAY THE KISS”"

Comment #106:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:45 am |

DK on 9/13/2006 at 11:13 am said:

Winner! ;)

Since I’m in San Fran I will not comment on that Picture. HeHe

Comment #107:
Comment by eman (1755) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:45 am |

” Is there an echo in here..here..here..? “

Comment #108:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:45 am |

generallee on 9/13/2006 at 11:24 am said:

Loco Luna’s Festival Reserve - $30
CaJohn’s Caveat Emptor - $100
Blair’s T-99 - $150

The Truth paying his debts at Zestfest - priceless

Some things you can’t buy with money, for everything else, there’s the hot sauce enema.

Damn! I was working on one of those “Priceless” ones…

Comment #109:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:47 am |

Chris had confused Navy Seal motto:

NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND!!

That, I know, was lame…

Comment #110:
Comment by eman (1755) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:49 am |

after removing a large cowboy boot i heard chris k tell the truth….” I told you this would happen if you pissed off Lisa”

Comment #111:
Comment by Muso (13) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:49 am |

It DOES look like the face of Mary. Why is she winking?

Comment #112:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:51 am |

I knew you ate a lot of peanuts, but this is ridiculous.

That may have crossed the line.

Comment #113:
Comment by eman (1755) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:51 am |

…”who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy”

DK on 9/13/2006 at 7:35 am said:

You want The Truth? You can’t handle The Truth!

thats funny!!

Comment #114:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:57 am |

Chris K earns his final badge to become a boy scout troup leader.

Comment #115:
Comment by Lee@DC (643) - 9/13/2006 @ 11:58 am |

You put the golden chile where???

Comment #116:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:02 pm |

this one time at Zestfest, i stuck a hot sauce bottle up my a$$.

(kinda from American Pie if you didnt know)

Comment #117:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:03 pm |

When I asked “Who farted?” I didn’t need any kind of evidence, Truth.

Comment #118:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:05 pm |

i never knew they had scrath and sniff stickers at zestfest.

Comment #119:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:05 pm |

You see, this way they can’t find your stash when you get on the plane.

Comment #120:
Comment by Scott (590) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:11 pm |

BOOM shockalakalaka BOOM shockalakalaka BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Comment #121:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:13 pm |

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

Comment #122:
Comment by Arizona Jack (1276) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:17 pm |

Damn, woke up too late, all the good ones are taken already. Great quotes folks !!

Comment #123:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:18 pm |

When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.

Comment #124:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:18 pm |

Once we seal this second one up, you should have no more problems.

Comment #125:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:19 pm |

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 12:18 pm said:

When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.

Nice one.

Comment #126:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:24 pm |

Arizona Jack on 9/13/2006 at 12:17 pm said:

Damn, woke up too late, all the good ones are taken already. Great quotes folks !!

not all of em AJ

what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???

Comment #127:
Comment by clint (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:24 pm |

A few brave souls would try the new Blair’s “Death by Colonic”. Fewer would enjoy it.

Comment #128:
Comment by Lee@DC (643) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:29 pm |

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 12:24 pm said:

not all of em AJ

what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???

Best one!

Comment #129:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:29 pm |

During the “you put your back side in” part of the Zest Fest Hokey Pokey tournament, Chris K made his move.

Comment #130:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:32 pm |

Sir, are you aware that you have a busted tail light?

Comment #131:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:33 pm |

or even better:

Sir, I only asked you for your license and registration. Please get back in the car.

Comment #132:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:33 pm |

Ok, I get it! A snickerdoodle!

Comment #133:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:33 pm |

New label for :

Jerzy Boys Butt Burning Jerky

no GIMMICK here, and that’s THE TRUTH!!

Comment #134:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:34 pm |

But Ofiicer, isn’t there anything we can do to take care of this speeding ticket?

Comment #135:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:38 pm |

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 12:24 pm said:

not all of em AJ

what about “sometimes the truth hurts” ???

Can they win too? I guess so. Nice one.

Comment #136:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:38 pm |

Wow, I am not getting much work done today.

Comment #137:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:39 pm |

Where’s The Beef? Jerk(y)!

Sorry truth, love ya man!

Comment #138:
Comment by chilewilly (92) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:39 pm |

“Guys this is to funny keep them coming”

Comment #139:
Comment by the truth (377) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:41 pm |

BIG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU…..GLAD YOU GOT HOME SAFE DUDE AND I LIKE THE LABEL

Comment #140:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:43 pm |

Damn! How did they get bigshow’s hawg in there?!!

Comment #141:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:45 pm |

chilewilly on 9/13/2006 at 12:39 pm said:

“Guys this is to funny keep them coming”

That’s just wrong man! ;)

Comment #142:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:46 pm |

I just wanna know why ChrisK is smiling so much??

And why they left Huv and Danny Cash outta of their fun?

Comment #143:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:46 pm |

You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.

Comment #144:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:47 pm |

the truth on 9/13/2006 at 12:41 pm said:

BIG I WAS WAITING FOR YOU…..GLAD YOU GOT HOME SAFE DUDE AND I LIKE THE LABEL

not home yet, at my bro’s, but have terrible connection here, so i’ll be on and off. got a decent signal right now.

Comment #145:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:47 pm |

DEFCON Creator on 9/13/2006 at 12:46 pm said:

You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.

Winner!

Comment #146:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:48 pm |

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:47 pm said:

Winner!

Mike, like every 10th comment is a winner to you?????

Comment #147:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:49 pm |

I am upset I did not come up with the Ned Beatty caption.

Comment #148:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:50 pm |

Mike on 9/13/2006 at 12:49 pm said:

I am upset I did not come up with the Ned Beatty caption.

Squeal Like a Pig!!

Comment #149:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:50 pm |

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:48 pm said:

Mike, like every 10th comment is a winner to you?????

I guess I am just having too much fun with this. DK is the one who keeps declaring winners.

I know that we are all losers anyway.

Comment #150:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:52 pm |

And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home!

Comment #151:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:52 pm |

Chris K: Wait! There’s a sign here at the entrance! “Beware all ye who enter!”

Comment #152:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:54 pm |

Chris, Are you sure this thing will improve my cell phone signal?

Comment #153:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:54 pm |

I heard The Truth is changing the tattoo on his arse from Yogi bear looking in and saying “Hey Boo Boo, you in there?” to “Hey ChrisK, you in there?”

Comment #154:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:55 pm |

Bret, DK, Tracy, congrat’s on over 1000 comments! Here’s the secret handshake!

Comment #155:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 12:57 pm |

Chris K: You say that the aliens “left their anal probe behind” in here? I’m just not seeing it, dude. Sorry.

The Truth: Keep looking!

Comment #156:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:00 pm |

No Sh!t Sherlock (the truth)
Dig Deeper Watson (ChrisK)

Comment #157:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:01 pm |

The truth thought he should know what it was like, before asking the wife?

Comment #158:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:01 pm |

Hey truth, nice Ass!

Comment #159:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:03 pm |

Tater!! Ok, now I get it!

Comment #160:
Comment by Mike (136) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:04 pm |

Zees ees de last time I ask! Vhere is de microfeelm?!

Comment #161:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:07 pm |

Bend Over and Take it Like a Man!!

Comment #162:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:08 pm |

Lee@DC on 9/13/2006 at 12:29 pm said:

Best one!

Thanks Lee…you back at work?

I cant enter this contest can I :roll:

Comment #163:
Comment by DK (2439) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:09 pm |

Oh you said to work the booth, not the truth! Oops!

Comment #164:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:10 pm |

Did the Truth hurt?

Comment #165:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:12 pm |

thebigshow on 9/13/2006 at 12:46 pm said:

I just wanna know why ChrisK is smiling so much??

And why they left Huv and Danny Cash outta of their fun?

Who said Danny and Huv arent there,
what do you think is going on behind that red curtain???

Comment #166:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:15 pm |

chrisk on 9/13/2006 at 1:12 pm said:

Who said Danny and Huv arent there,
what do you think is going on behind that red curtain???

hmmm, The Truth is, I don’t want to know!!! lol

Comment #167:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:23 pm |

Truth, I hope you pack your Jerky up differently than you do the fudge!

Comment #168:
Comment by thebigshow (1870) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:27 pm |

ChrisK wins the raffle at the THT booth.

Comment #169:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:27 pm |

Hey whatta ya know! The Truth “IS” USDA approved!!

Comment #170:
Comment by generallee (143) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:28 pm |

and for our first lesson of physics for the semester, we have 2 volunteers here to demonstrate Newtons laws of motion…

First Law
Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless an outside force acts upon them.

Second law
The rate of change of the momentum of a body is directly proportional to the net force acting on it, and the direction of the change in momentum takes place in the direction of the net force.

Third law
To every action (force applied) there is an equal but opposite reaction (equal force applied in the opposite direction).

Comment #171:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 9/13/2006 @ 1:29 pm |

Chris showin