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What you need to know about this picture – that’s Danny Cash & the bull.
Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize: 1 of each of Danny Cash’s Hot Sauces (plus some assorted freebies)
Entry Due Date: EOD 09/25/06
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, we don’t want to scar new readers)
Winners of the previous caption contest:
1st – Loco Luna Brian
2nd – DK
3rd – Vic
You folk can’t win this go around, but you can certainly have fun making up captions!
Chilehead Comments: 188 Comments
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188 Comments
I sure hope this is one of those Texas steers as we all know what comes from Texas…..
Where does this other hand go ??????
I always knew I had more balls than all of you……thats one, two, three, four……five……….yeeee haa
what, this isn’t that bad, I’ve rode worst…
Now if I could just find the shifter I would go for a ride….
Hey at least I have ride for the night……………..
Is that a bull between your legs or does the HSB just make you happy………..
I think I would rather ride the Truth.
Which hand do I haved my thing in, left? WRONG!
Come on Huvason 1 more kiss
can you help me doc?? it started out as a pimple on my ass
Danny “Which hand is the bull in?”
Someone “The Left”
Danny “Nope, nothing in the left!”
OR
Man, do I itch down here…
Look maw one hand
How Danny Cash got his soprano singing voice.
Some throw me another Beer
Bret on 9/19/2006 at 8:57 am said:
Some throw me another Beer
Someone throw me another beer.. Sorry about that
The bulls were about this big. Mine…..not so much.
Guess where the saddle horn is?
How do you ‘steer’ this thing?
I’M FILLED WITH HOT SAUCE NOT BULL
WHERE AND THE HELL IS THE BRAKE AT ON THIS THING.
“Throw me my balloon cowboy hat!”
Anybody got a napkin?
rosie palm and her 5 sisters never made me feel this good
Danny shows us his Michael Jackson impersonation while riding a bull. Its no little boy, but the it will do.
Isn’t the saying, “You got the bull by the balls?”
DEFCON Creator on 9/19/2006 at 10:43 am said:
Isn’t the saying, “You got the bull by the balls?”
horns creator, by the horns, it’s the bull that hurt the balls……ask Lee 
It’s closin’ time at 2:00am and Danny’s got his “beer goggles” on!
Silly girls, bulls are for boys.
Danny to Bull “Im telling you, Huvason is going to be really jealous”
Mrs.Ryan on 9/19/2006 at 10:45 am said:
horns creator, by the horns, it’s the bull that hurt the balls……ask Lee
Perhaps the saying is a bit different on your side of Earth, “Got the bull by the balls” is a standard saying around here. Hell, we had McGreevey for governor, go figure.
Truth your next
half-way there to instant uphoria, all i need now is a boob in my hand.
I’m givin’ it all I’ve got, Captain, she just can’t take much more!
Sara on 9/19/2006 at 11:54 am said:
I’m givin’ it all I’ve got, Captain, she just can’t take much more!
Goooooood one 
Big Balls in Cowtown!
Bret, what do you mean your out sick today…. nice… real nice… truth was trying to call you
Sara on 9/19/2006 at 11:54 am said:
I’m givin’ it all I’ve got, Captain, she just can’t take much more!
sounds like that is not the first time you have said that
generallee on 9/19/2006 at 12:16 pm said:
sounds like that is not the first time you have said that
It’s a caption….just a caption!!! HeeHee
See! I could have been in Brokeback Mountain!
DK on 9/19/2006 at 12:30 pm said:
See! I could have been in Brokeback Mountain!
And we have a WINNER!
Danny quickly realises he needs at least one hand to control his horny bull.
Reluctantly, Danny finally agrees to climb on the “bull-costume-wearing huvason”, despite his pleas to just ride bareback… 
Actually, for the sake of the audience, Danny was photoshopped onto the bull. Its where this pic was really taken “from” that is the question.
DC’s new slogan, I mean gimmick, I mean advertising…
“Ive got your hot sauce right here!!!’
Oh,shit !! — is there a proctologist in the house ??
Let’s see, one, two, three, four, FIVE? I have FIVE TESTICLES? OH MY GOD!
Lisa on 9/19/2006 at 12:08 pm said:
Bret, what do you mean your out sick today…. nice… real nice… truth was trying to call you
Don’t tell anybody
This is what Danny Cash is giving away instead of the bike in March.
” Is that the bull or all that KICK IN THE BUTT hot sauce I ate!”
After finding out DC sold their NOS for $15, and Blair was getting $150 for his T-99, Danny decides to enter a bull-riding contest to earn some extra $.
Wow Huv, you’ve learned a lot of new moves since last time. Hey, where did my hair go!?
“Hey, where did my hair go!? “
LOL, I was thinking the same thing 
Don’t know if this means anything, but I received my #5 NOS bottle today from the show. Not a caption, just a curious observation. Anybody wants to run with it, go ahead! I think I’m just gonna sit back and read this time. I had my fun with the last one.
DK on 9/19/2006 at 2:30 pm said:
Don’t know if this means anything, but I received my #5 NOS bottle today from the show. Not a caption, just a curious observation. Anybody wants to run with it, go ahead! I think I’m just gonna sit back and read this time. I had my fun with the last one.
The picture’s talking to you, DK.
You mess with the bull, you get the Danny
During the filling of the NOS bottles, Danny signals for another empty, cause the bottle in his right hand is almost full…
Things may be bigger in TX, but Danny’s things just got smaller
WHHHOOOOOMMP!!!!! dare it is!!!!
Tadaaaaaa!
That’s a lot of Bull!!!!!!!!!!
The things I have to do to keep my customer’s happy!!!!!!
“I am so excited, I can barely contain myself…”
“Will someone please throw me a beer! I am WAY too sober to be doing this.”
“Worst… Bullride… Ever…”
Danny wished aloud 5 times to “ride a horny beast” and it was so.
I’m holding my ?#$%’s with all 5 fingers
“I don’t know what I was thinking……After 27 beers, she looked through the bottom of the bottle!”
You are going to see all hell break loose in
5 seconds..
“How do you like me now!”
I told you before
I may have big balls
but I’ve only got 5 inches !
Vic on 9/19/2006 at 5:15 pm said:
“I don’t know what I was thinking……After 27 beers, she looked through the bottom of the bottle!”
……oops
“I don’t know what I was thinking……After 27 beers, she looked GOOD through the bottom of the bottle!â€
……Sorry
I am KING of the rodeo!
“IM A RHINESTONE COWBOY HE HA”"
I CAN’T wait Damnit, this thing won’t stop and I’ve had 27 beers!
Ive got the whooooooooole wooorld. in my hand!!!!!
I’ve still got One free hand….where’s The Truth?
Whatta you mean one order of Cash fries???!!!
5 more minutes please
“what???…… that’s it???!!!”
Mom! Can I have another quarter?! Pulleeeeeeeezzze!!!!!!!!
Now its showin off time….Give me my Accordion!
Caption:
Huvason, for $5 you can ride me after I get off!
Caption:
Who wants to ride me? Just $5!!
Caption:
No Balls in this hand!! Oops, they’re in the other!
How many times do I have to tell you, the sneakers not only help me stay on but they’re stylish too!
What do I have to put a quarter in this thing?
What! Is this any stranger then making out with Huvason?
Mommy, will you please hold my hand, I’m scared.
Guess what, my other hand is empty now too!
Quick, catch that beer before it hits the ground !!!
Arizona Jack on 9/19/2006 at 8:22 pm said:
Quick, catch that beer before it hits the ground !!!
AJ, got your email… Sweet, I’m at work my home fiber optic line was cut in the neighborhood last night, hopefully it will be up by Wed. morning so I can shoot you some funds.
TTYL
Danny showing us how many times the bull just racked his nutz
My….balls!!!
when the girl took his money and said he would be rideing bareback, danny thought she meant something else!!
eman on 9/19/2006 at 8:44 pm said:
Danny showing us how many times the bull just racked his nutz
LMAO
the edge on 9/19/2006 at 9:07 pm said:
when the girl took his money and said he would be rideing bareback, danny thought she meant something else!!
but Huv said no, not in public…
OOOHHHHHHH, Baby…you are loookkiinnnn GOOOD!
Danny desperate to find where to hook the NOS up on this thing
The Danny Cash Anti-Fertility system on sale now…
Scott on 9/19/2006 at 6:16 pm said:
Ive got the whooooooooole wooorld. in my hand!!!!!
and it’s a small small world (Sorry… couldn’t resist)
Good day all
Caption:
Anyone have a Kleenex?
caption:
Quick hand me a bucket I am gonna Ralph!
5 more rides and I can get the Chinese finger trap and a super ball!
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee!
Where’s the piddle?
Wow, the even toilets in Texas are cowboy style!
DK on 9/20/2006 at 12:55 pm said:
Where’s the piddle?
Or Pittle? Pittle, sorry, mispelled.
Where’s the pittle?
DK on 9/20/2006 at 1:02 pm said:
Or Pittle? Pittle, sorry, mispelled.
Where’s the pittle?
Wrong again, next time I look it up first. It’s pizzle, as in bull pizzle.
Caption:
Yo fo shizzle! Where’s the pizzle nizzle?
DK on 9/20/2006 at 2:39 pm said:
Wrong again, next time I look it up first. It’s pizzle, as in bull pizzle.
Caption:
Yo fo shizzle! Where’s the pizzle nizzle?
What the heck did you say
This is related in that it is about Zest Fest:
I have a lot of pics of HSB friends on my site http://www.locoluna.net for anyone who is interested in seeing them. Go to the “Loco Luna Travels” section and look for the appropriate categories! Let me know what you think!
locolunabrian on 9/20/2006 at 4:09 pm said:
This is related in that it is about Zest Fest:
I have a lot of pics of HSB friends on my site http://www.locoluna.net for anyone who is interested in seeing them. Go to the “Loco Luna Travels” section and look for the appropriate categories! Let me know what you think!
Now those are some nice shots!
Whats up….
Talk to the Hand cause Danny ain’t listening….HA
On the last leg of the ZF relay Danny is ready to receive the baton…
Testicles? We don’t need no stinking testicles.
It’s not fair you all know how much I wanted to play with the Bulls at Z\F
” Hey Truth, look at me , look at me!!! Chrisk may have rode you, but I can ride a bull!!!! “
Now whose the man!!
jodie on 9/20/2006 at 11:32 pm said:
Now whose the man!!
That should have read….
“Now who’s the man!”
Stupid typos!
She ain’t heavy..she’s my date
Do I look fat in these jeans?
Huvason, is that a horn on your head, or are you just happy to see me again?
danny cash showing punk is not dead just drunk and lost in texas
Look Ma , no glands !!
I get a bigger kick out of Hot Sauce !! — and that’s no bull.
“Danny Cash goes on everything”
danny is showing us he is ready for the name the boobs contest
A little help here…I can’t get down! Where is Captain Capsaicin when you need him?
Beauty and the Danny Cash
TX, where the men are men, and the Dannys are scared
I really prefer sheep, but I really like how the bull pushes back
Eat your heart out Chris K
Danny proves that plutonic love between man and beast really can exist
Danny demostrates the Texas Jockstrap
Man, this was a bad night to wear a thong…
“My bologna has a first name……”
Don’y ask, the song just popped into my head when i saw the pic tonight! Now I can’t quit singing it!
This was the only way to stop MSK from signing some part of Danny’s anatomy
what do ya mean I am full of bull?
I am gonna need a lot of toilet paper to clean up the bull sh*t after the caption this contest
Danny Cash – Strong enough for a bull, but P.H. balanced for a woman
If its more than a hand full, its a waste
I need T.P for my bull hole, do you have T.P for my bull hole?
Danny figured between the bull and his man boobs, he could make a milkshake
if you’re happy and you know it grab your crotch
Unbreak my heart! Say you’ll ride me again
C’mon Huv, whatcha gonna do now?
The girls at home aint nothn’ like this!
At his point, its difficult to tell who’s hornier
Danny Cash redefines “Blazing Saddles”
This was the only date Danny could get for the Fiery Food Challenge banquet.
My Name Is Nobody!
How the West was Won
Who Shot JR?
DK……are you ok?
Mrs.Ryan on 9/21/2006 at 11:20 pm said:
DK……are you ok?
I hope that’s not a caption! Ha! I’m fine. Just been in the ice cream again.
Nite all!
“I’m gonna carve off what I want, and ride the rest home!“
But huvason, I … I … I thought you said we were gonna ride this thing off into the sunset with me.
MrFreeze on 9/19/2006 at 7:22 am said:
Where does this other hand go ??????
huvason… GET YOUR A*S over here
kinkajou on 9/22/2006 at 5:39 am said:
“I’m gonna carve off what I want, and ride the rest home!“
Wow, is that a Dennis Leary quote from No Cure for Cancer?
What do you mean it won’t fit in my luggage?
So what if he is a bull and I am a man…we are in love!
jodie on 9/22/2006 at 5:23 pm said:
So what if he is a bull and I am a man…we are in love!
Jodie,
Not the right thread, but I wanted to thank you and the rest of THT for signing the bottles for me… They all arrived safe and sound… Loooooking forward to trying the unsigned set this weekend, Thanks again for taking the time to do that, please pass this on to the rest of the group.
Have a good weekend
BLANE
BLANE on 9/22/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
Jodie,
Not the right thread, but I wanted to thank you and the rest of THT for signing the bottles for me… They all arrived safe and sound… Loooooking forward to trying the unsigned set this weekend, Thanks again for taking the time to do that, please pass this on to the rest of the group.
Have a good weekend
BLANE
No problem Blane. I hope all the hype lives up to your expectations!
Come on Huv, stop following me! We made out, that doesn’t make us an item!
jodie on 9/22/2006 at 7:23 pm said:
No problem Blane. I hope all the hype lives up to your expectations!
So sad all I got was a sign picture.
BLANE on 9/22/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
Jodie,
Not the right thread, but I wanted to thank you and the rest of THT for signing the bottles for me… They all arrived safe and sound… Loooooking forward to trying the unsigned set this weekend, Thanks again for taking the time to do that, please pass this on to the rest of the group.
Have a good weekend
BLANE
Hey I want some signed bottles……………………
jodie on 9/22/2006 at 7:23 pm said:
No problem Blane. I hope all the hype lives up to your expectations!
The stickers looked sweet on the side of the box… I;m going to cut them out and glue them to my helmet.
MrFreeze on 9/22/2006 at 7:30 pm said:
Hey I want some signed bottles……………………
You have to love stickers and being willing to take a Jersey girl beat down… LOL
BLANE on 9/22/2006 at 7:55 pm said:
You have to love stickers and being willing to take a Jersey girl beat down… LOL
Blane any time the jersey girl want to put sticker on me I’m there
Jodie on 9/22/2006 at 7:25 pm said:
Come on Huv, stop following me! We made out, that doesn’t make us an item!
You lucky guy
Bret on 9/22/2006 at 8:12 pm said:
Blane any time the jersey girl want to put sticker on me I’m there
Chicks dig Helmets…
BLANE on 9/22/2006 at 8:14 pm said:
Chicks dig Helmets…
Blane, you have mail, speaking of helmets!
BLANE on 9/22/2006 at 8:14 pm said:
Chicks dig Helmets…
Man your so lucky
Bret on 9/22/2006 at 8:18 pm said:
Man your so lucky
I put on my Helmet that I bought in 1968 to ride my mini bike and all the girls laugh.
DK on 9/22/2006 at 8:17 pm said:
Blane, you have mail, speaking of helmets!
DK you have mail
DK on 9/22/2006 at 8:17 pm said:
Blane, you have mail, speaking of helmets!
Got it… To funny..
Thanks again
Bret on 9/22/2006 at 8:20 pm said:
I put on my Helmet that I bought in 1968 to ride my mini bike and all the girls laugh.
You need stickers… A helmet alone will not do it..
BLANE on 9/22/2006 at 8:39 pm said:
You need stickers… A helmet alone will not do it..
I was just going to say that. ALthough I am really not usre why I need to take Blane’s helmet and stickers…….I think I need help!
Caption:
“Hey Lee, where’s my helmet?”
uh will that hair fit in a helmet?
Mrs.Ryan on 9/23/2006 at 12:35 pm said:
uh will that hair fit in a helmet?
Danny has his helmet custom made so his mohawk will poke thru the top!
LMAO he will look like one of those cartoon dinosaurs
Look at meeeee!!!! WEEEE!!!
Ryan@angrypepper on 9/19/2006 at 2:52 pm said:
Things may be bigger in TX, but Danny’s things just got smaller
eman on 9/19/2006 at 8:44 pm said:
Danny showing us how many times the bull just racked his nutz
Arizona Rich on 9/20/2006 at 2:46 am said:
The Danny Cash Anti-Fertility system on sale now…
the edge on 9/21/2006 at 12:52 pm said:
danny cash showing punk is not dead just drunk and lost in texas
Steven on 9/21/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
“Danny Cash goes on everything”
Okay, okay, thanks for not making too many homosexual jokes. You guys are damn funny. Things are good in Cash Land and the boys are getting some feeling back…
The only rational thought I had was:
Dude – this thing has no legs…then I puked.
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After riding this bull ill be ready for The Truth!!!!!!!!!!!!