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Review: Defcon’s Habby Horse

After a major spate of envy after reading Nick’s review of Defcon’s Habby Horse, I jumped at the opportunity to pick up a jar of my own. I have a love of horseradish rivaling my love of hot sauce, and the though of ...
 
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Review: Defcon’s Habby Horse

It’s not really fair to write a review about a product no one can buy yet, now is it? For that I apologize, but maybe a good response from the HSBers will push the Creator into full time Habby Horse production. Let me exp...

 
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Meet Your Maker #4 – Defcon Sauces and The Creator

Do you remember Beaker from The Muppets? How about Professer Frink from the Simpsons? Well these fictional characters have come to life in “The Creator”. Mild mannered by day, a hot wing sauce virtuoso the rest of the time. I w...
 
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Homunculus Army

Be afraid, be very afraid. Reminder: Cast your vote for the Caption Contest #1 winner!
 
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International Man of Wings

Train Tickets to NJ: $25 6 Pints of Guiness: $24 52 Defcon Wings: Free International Wing Fame: Priceless So on Monday, when the visits here on the HSB spiked to over 5,000 I decided to investigate and found a picture of my mug...

 
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Homunculus Kidnapped!

I came home tonight – another night working late, and what do I find. My DEFCON sauces throwing a HUGE party. Man I was pissed. The 2 new DEFCON children were asleep in their bed. Those kids need their sleep! Then I look ...
 
 
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Defcon 1st Annual Wing Eating Contest

Let the games begin Round 1 After slowing down, Mad threatens to put Cackalacky on his. The Winner I can’t feel my face 52 wings later… Look out captain, I think he’s gonna blow Now its starting to burn 4 plat...

 
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Defcon Day, April 1 – Pictures

Great way to start the day – L to R: Nick the Cop, Steve, Huvason & The Creator Defcon 1 Early Edition Bottle The giving of the hose Birthday Wings The Creator’s #1 Fan Defcon Rules Huvason checking in on the H...
 
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Defcon Day – April 1

Defcon Day is upon us, so if you are on the East Coast, prepare your liver and your lips for a day of beer and wings. In case you missed it before, here are the details: When: Saturday, April 1st, 1-6pm Where: The Alley Bar and...
 
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The Homunculus’ Gettysburg Address

Before the ZERO’s were packed up and sent to their Port of Export, the Homunculus gave them a very nice send-off. His words of courage brought tears of condensation to the ZERO’s, whose emotions were running high, a...