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Here you guys go, the off topic thread for December. Couple of things to talk about:
- Christmas Wish lists?
- Holiday Plans?
- Movies: Any recommendations? Any good rentals?
- Video Games
- Any good jokes?
- Anything and everything else…
- If you don’t want to talk about it here, take it over to the Hot Sauce Blog Forum
Chilehead Comments: 109 Comments
Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Uncategorized
Permalink: December: Off Topic Thread
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109 Comments
Damnit, ya beat me
But you got the first ‘official’ one!
off topic –
WOOO-HOOO!! 10″ of snow and counting!! They are saying we can get 5″ – 6″ more by 3:00 this afternoon! Some one please tell me why I am at work this morning?? What a hell ride in this morning and I have 4 wheel drive.
Dan@ BLP Labels on 12/1/2006 at 9:54 am said:
off topic –
WOOO-HOOO!! 10″ of snow and counting!! They are saying we can get 5″ – 6″ more by 3:00 this afternoon! Some one please tell me why I am at work this morning?? What a hell ride in this morning and I have 4 wheel drive.
OK, you are not allowed to say WOO HOO unless it is connected to the phrase FAT KID SAUCES!
Say it with me…FAT KID SAUCES WOO HOO
Dan@ BLP Labels on 12/1/2006 at 9:54 am said:
off topic –
WOOO-HOOO!! 10″ of snow and counting!! They are saying we can get 5″ – 6″ more by 3:00 this afternoon! Some one please tell me why I am at work this morning?? What a hell ride in this morning and I have 4 wheel drive.
Why did you have to mention that nasty 4-letter word Dan ![]()
You can gladly keep all of that out there with you…
So a drunk walks into a grocery store and is standing behind a woman in the checkout line. He looks at her and says, “You must be single.” To which she replies, “Wow, you could tell I was single just by looking at my groceries?” “No,” the drunk said, “you’re just ugly.”
My wife’s joke.
Jodie on 12/1/2006 at 9:59 am said:
OK, you are not allowed to say WOO HOO unless it is connected to the phrase FAT KID SAUCES!
Say it with me…FAT KID SAUCES WOO HOO
Thanks Jodie, i’ll send him a bill for misuse of the phrase….
Let me give this a try –
FAT KID SAUCES WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going outside now to play in the snow and then off to the local tavern to play cards all day since every business around these parts are closed. You all have a fun day
Dan @ BLP Labels on 12/1/2006 at 10:57 am said:
Let me give this a try –
FAT KID SAUCES WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOw that’s better
Dan @ BLP Labels on 12/1/2006 at 10:58 am said:
I’m going outside now to play in the snow and then off to the local tavern to play cards all day since every business around these parts are closed. You all have a fun day
Have a beer for me – I could certainly use one today
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 12/1/2006 at 7:49 am said:
But you got the first ‘official’ one!
Only by luck!
Dan@ BLP Labels on 12/1/2006 at 9:54 am said:
off topic –
WOOO-HOOO!! 10″ of snow and counting!! They are saying we can get 5″ – 6″ more by 3:00 this afternoon! Some one please tell me why I am at work this morning?? What a hell ride in this morning and I have 4 wheel drive.
Dan, come on over. It got so cold today I had to wear a flannel !!!
GOOD CLEAN JOKE:
A really old guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a pretty lady, and says, “Hey baby, do I come here often?”
Hope all is well in Blogland – gotta sell some sauce…See ya.
How is everyone on this fine Friday Night?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:04 pm said:
How is everyone on this fine Friday Night?
I doing well, kinda bored at work… How about you?
Good a little chilli, but nothing like up North. Hope you have a good snow shovel..
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:09 pm said:
Good a little chilli, but nothing like up North. Hope you have a good snow shovel..
Picked up my Santa suit today, having a hard time fitting the stocking Hat over my Helmet, but other than that all is good….
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:12 pm said:
Picked up my Santa suit today, having a hard time fitting the stocking Hat over my Helmet, but other than that all is good….
You going to the NM/FF show?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:13 pm said:
You going to the NM/FF show?
Yeap, taking off 1 1/2 weeks making a Vacation out of it….
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:14 pm said:
Yeap, taking off 1 1/2 weeks making a Vacation out of it….
Sweet, I heard Bret was putting up a new Dave’s Holiday reserve for the winner of the Go-Cart Race…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:16 pm said:
Sweet, I heard Bret was putting up a new Dave’s Holiday reserve for the winner of the Go-Cart Race…
I wonder what all the reserves will look like at the show? I hope Vic show’s up in a thong… I thing Danny Cash does also..
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:18 pm said:
I wonder what all the reserves will look like at the show? I hope Vic show’s up in a thong… I thing Danny Cash does also..
Thats too funny, I wonder who Huv is going to kiss this time? God I hope they keep ChrisK and the Truth seperated that was like seeing two dogs in heat….lol…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:20 pm said:
Thats too funny, I wonder who Huv is going to kiss this time? God I hope they keep ChrisK and the Truth seperated that was like seeing two dogs in heat….lol…
Just have to carry some cold water around just in case….
I think I’m going to make a meal out of all the samples while I’m there… It’s like going to Sam’s at noon on Sunday…. Can you say Cha-Ching…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:23 pm said:
Just have to carry some cold water around just in case….
I think I’m going to make a meal out of all the samples while I’m there… It’s like going to Sam’s at noon on Sunday…. Can you say Cha-Ching…
I sure hope the Short Bus shows up, I heard pmac was pretty upset when it didn’t arrive… I wonder if they will have winder’s at each booth to try the sauce on?
Blaniac, whats up bro?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:26 pm said:
I sure hope the Short Bus shows up, I heard pmac was pretty upset when it didn’t arrive… I wonder if they will have winder’s at each booth to try the sauce on?
Blane to sector 1
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:26 pm said:
I sure hope the Short Bus shows up, I heard pmac was pretty upset when it didn’t arrive… I wonder if they will have winder’s at each booth to try the sauce on?
I watched Animal House today, man college looks like fun….. Did you see the Cafeteria and all the food… All I can say is sweet.
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:26 pm said:
I sure hope the Short Bus shows up, I heard pmac was pretty upset when it didn’t arrive… I wonder if they will have winder’s at each booth to try the sauce on?
Nite Brother. Busy day and feel like sh$%
Hey Bret
Arizona Jack on 12/1/2006 at 9:27 pm said:
Blaniac, whats up bro?
Sweet company has arrived….. First off awesome Jerky AJ… And the bottle is just plan funny… How many did you make? That was to kind what you did…
Hows everything going with you?
Bret on 12/1/2006 at 9:28 pm said:
Blane to sector 1
Dude I’m on break, I still have 3 minutes.
Bret on 12/1/2006 at 9:29 pm said:
Nite Brother. Busy day and feel like sh$%
Thanks for nothing…..
Hope you feel better, TTYL
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:30 pm said:
Sweet company has arrived….. First off awesome Jerky AJ… And the bottle is just plan funny… How many did you make? That was to kind what you did…
Hows everything going with you?
Just hangin Blane, I have a bunch of those. Glad you liked the jerky,
Hope ya feel better Bret. See ya later, BBL.
Do you think we scared them off?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:35 pm said:
Do you think we scared them off?
Yeap!!!!
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:35 pm said:
Do you think we scared them off?
LOL, no Blane, Im goin up the street to look at a Christmas house display that made the news tonight, just a cpl blocks away.
See ya dude !!!
PS, I asked for a helmet for Christmas, LOL.
Well I broke out the play-doh lets see what we can make…
Arizona Jack on 12/1/2006 at 9:38 pm said:
LOL, no Blane, Im goin up the street to look at a Christmas house display that made the news tonight, just a cpl blocks away.
See ya dude !!!
PS, I asked for a helmet for Christmas, LOL.
Sweet you need some stickers?
They have lights in Arizona
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:40 pm said:
Sweet you need some stickers?
They have lights in Arizona
I made the news also, they think I may have the world’s largest ball of stringed lights in my front yard…..
Will everyone have T-Shirts out in NM/FF for sale?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:46 pm said:
Will everyone have T-Shirts out in NM/FF for sale?
I hope so, make sure they have plenty of 2XL and 3 XL
You know who we need to call this weekend is Cheffy, he’s the nearest chili-head we know….
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 9:51 pm said:
You know who we need to call this weekend is Cheffy, he’s the nearest chili-head we know….
Sweet…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:01 pm said:
Sweet…
We need to get our DC clock hung this weekend and shoot those boys some pics of the DC Shrine….
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:03 pm said:
We need to get our DC clock hung this weekend and shoot those boys some pics of the DC Shrine….
You still there?
Hello?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:05 pm said:
Hello?
I’m here, one of the bulbs went out on the world’s largest ball of lights…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:05 pm said:
Hello?
I’m here, one of the bulbs went out on the world’s largest ball of lights… Everything is okay now…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
I’m here, one of the bulbs went out on the world’s largest ball of lights… Everything is okay now…
Deja Vu?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:07 pm said:
I’m here, one of the bulbs went out on the world’s largest ball of lights… Everything is okay now…
There for a moment I thought I was all alone…
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 10:09 pm said:
There for a moment I thought I was all alone…
I’m here Brother…
Just finished reading the new Fiery Foods & BBQ Magazine, some pretty good articles in this months issue…
Arizona Jack on 12/1/2006 at 9:38 pm said:
LOL, no Blane, Im goin up the street to look at a Christmas house display that made the news tonight, just a cpl blocks away.
See ya dude !!!
PS, I asked for a helmet for Christmas, LOL.
Do you think he got lost or did he just ditch us?
Okay I feel better I went and put on my Santa suit…… Except with no pants….. I feel good, nana nana nana na…….
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shut up…………… na nanana nanana hey hey hey…………..
I bet everyone’s putting up Christmas lights…
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 10:44 pm said:
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shut up…………… na nanana nanana hey hey hey…………..
Go away please….
I think I hear the Grinch….. SHHHHHHH… Be very, very quite!!!!
Okay, I almost have the play-doh exactly right on a SB sauce to make it look like wax…. Now to insert the skull.
speakin of tards, whatever happened to the Caption This contest with Blane holding the plate???
Okay now time for some jokes that have to do with “TATORS”
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others everything. These layabouts are called “Speck-TATORS”
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do things. These types pick on everybody and are called “Comment-TATORS”
Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin. They can’t help themselves and are always looking for a fight. They are called “Aggie-TATORS”
Tracy C on 12/1/2006 at 11:13 pm said:
speakin of tards, whatever happened to the Caption This contest with Blane holding the plate???
I’m doing a TATOR thing for you Tracy…
Tracy C on 12/1/2006 at 11:13 pm said:
speakin of tards, whatever happened to the Caption This contest with Blane holding the plate???
Good Question?
you must be Cindy Lou Who, Blane. If I wanna be a bad attitudish green guy then i will so bah humbug.
Hey guys and gals, how goes things?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:19 pm said:
Okay now time for some jokes that have to do with “TATORS”
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others everything. These layabouts are called “Speck-TATORS”
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do things. These types pick on everybody and are called “Comment-TATORS”
Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin. They can’t help themselves and are always looking for a fight. They are called “Aggie-TATORS”
Okay here’s some More:
There are those who are always saying they will do something for you, but somehow, they never get around to doing it. There’s always a reason to put it off until another time. We call them “Hezzie-TATORS”
Some people put on a front and act like someone else. They make out as if they are richer or more handsome or more powerful than they really are. They are called “Emma-TATOR”
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:22 pm said:
you must be Cindy Lou Who, Blane. If I wanna be a bad attitudish green guy then i will so bah humbug.
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I like the Who’s, you do have a cute dog though Mrs. Ryan
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:25 pm said:
Hey guys and gals, how goes things?
How goes it eman?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:28 pm said:
I like the Who’s, you do have a cute dog though Mrs. Ryan
Leave my dog outta this you sicko.
Hi Eman how is the cutie baby of yours?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:27 pm said:
Okay here’s some More:
There are those who are always saying they will do something for you, but somehow, they never get around to doing it. There’s always a reason to put it off until another time. We call them “Hezzie-TATORS”
Some people put on a front and act like someone else. They make out as if they are richer or more handsome or more powerful than they really are. They are called “Emma-TATOR”
Okay one more…
Finally, there is a group of smart-arses that, really, can’t keep there hands off themselves. They’re called “Mastur-TATORS”
So my question to everyone is what kinda TATOR are you….lol….
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:30 pm said:
Leave my dog outta this you sicko.
Hi Eman how is the cutie baby of yours?
You never watched the Grinch that stole christmas have you?
hmmmm……… my christmas wish list
1. a puppy
2. a kitty
3. a new car
4. all of cajohns collectibles
5. a house in Texas
and my final wish
TO TAKE OVER WHOVILLE BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:34 pm said:
hmmmm……… my christmas wish list
1. a puppy
2. a kitty
3. a new car
4. all of cajohns collectibles
5. a house in Texas
and my final wish
TO TAKE OVER WHOVILLE BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:29 pm said:
How goes it eman?
Good, just enjoying the quiet of a sleeping baby!!!!!
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:30 pm said:
Leave my dog outta this you sicko.
Hi Eman how is the cutie baby of yours?
She is very well. Was sleeping through the night but now decided to start waking up alot again.
OF COURSE I HAVE SEEN THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS just like every year since i was about oh 3. it was a tradition for my grandpa and I. since he passed away it’s been a great memory for me to have my kids like the cartoon a lot along with the movie, i am glad i can share with them something that is very special to me
they go through stages, enjoy the peaceful nights, and appreciate the time in the middle of the night that she wakes up and needs you, before long all they want is a drink and more sleep tthey don’t need you anymore
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:36 pm said:
Good, just enjoying the quiet of a sleeping baby!!!!!
She is very well. Was sleeping through the night but now decided to start waking up alot again.
How old is she now? My little boy will be 11 months Dec 14th
Mrs. Ryan, you should ask my wife to send you a pic of all her Cajohns collectibles……its quite impressive.
…….has anyone had trouble hetting ahold of Cajohn lately, have had no responses from emails
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:39 pm said:
they go through stages, enjoy the peaceful nights, and appreciate the time in the middle of the night that she wakes up and needs you, before long all they want is a drink and more sleep tthey don’t need you anymore
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that sounds quite good right now actualy….
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:39 pm said:
How old is she now? My little boy will be 11 months Dec 14th
will be 6 months tomorrow !
holy carp….time is flying
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:40 pm said:
Mrs. Ryan, you should ask my wife to send you a pic of all her Cajohns collectibles……its quite impressive.
…….has anyone had trouble hetting ahold of Cajohn lately, have had no responses from emails
I talked with him Yesterday, they have a show in there home town of Columbus this weekend…
John has been really busy, I’ve been trying for awhile now to get ahold of him, I swear he never stops, I am calling him in the morning i’ll let him know you are trying to reach him if I speak to him.
I will be 21 again on the 21st of december
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:42 pm said:
will be 6 months tomorrow !
holy carp….time is flying
WOW, it’s a fun time….. He’s just starting to walk…. Sunday I get to play Santa at my wife’s work, it will be a blast being Santa for him….. I played it last year too and had about 200 kids show up, if you get a chance do it. It’s a top 10 thing in my life…
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:43 pm said:
John has been really busy, I’ve been trying for awhile now to get ahold of him, I swear he never stops, I am calling him in the morning i’ll let him know you are trying to reach him if I speak to him.
That would be awesome.
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:43 pm said:
I will be 21 again on the 21st of december
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Do you get the b-day/x-mas gift thing?
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:46 pm said:
WOW, it’s a fun time….. He’s just starting to walk…. Sunday I get to play Santa at my wife’s work, it will be a blast being Santa for him….. I played it last year too and had about 200 kids show up, if you get a chance do it. It’s a top 10 thing in my life…
Sounds fun…….speaking of that, has anyone heard the song “I farted on santas lap” by the little stinkers????
It is hillarious.
I got robbed on that day the whole time I was growing up:( but Ryan and the kids try to make it special for me, so it’s an ok b-day to have now.
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:49 pm said:
Sounds fun…….speaking of that, has anyone heard the song “I farted on santas lap” by the little stinkers????
It is hillarious.
I’ll have to check that out….lol…
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:49 pm said:
I got robbed on that day the whole time I was growing up:( but Ryan and the kids try to make it special for me, so it’s an ok b-day to have now.
Thats cool!!!!! I feel for the people who get jipped.
I am ducking out to get some sleep, you guys have a great night. I’ll pass on the message to John eman.
BLANE on 12/1/2006 at 11:50 pm said:
I’ll have to check that out….lol…
Go to 93.7 the bull….st.l country station, they have it on pod cast
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:50 pm said:
I am ducking out to get some sleep, you guys have a great night. I’ll pass on the message to John eman.
TTYL, have a good one, Tell Ryan hi…
Mrs.Ryan on 12/1/2006 at 11:50 pm said:
I am ducking out to get some sleep, you guys have a great night. I’ll pass on the message to John eman.
g’night baby, give ryan a kiss for me 8-0
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:51 pm said:
Go to 93.7 the bull….st.l country station, they have it on pod cast
Cool
out 2….ltr Blane
eman on 12/1/2006 at 11:54 pm said:
out 2….ltr Blane
Later eman… Take care…
I’m out… Good nite
DA BEARS!!
Boy I’m enjoying this season, being a true fan and not having much to brag about in a while, lol!
Vic on 12/11/2006 at 11:37 pm said:
DA BEARS!!
Boy I’m enjoying this season, being a true fan and not having much to brag about in a while, lol!
I will have to admit, since my Steelers are going nowhere this year (hopefully not for another 25 again), I have found myself becoming a Bears fan for the remainder of the year. Considering NJ doesn’t have a football team, LOL!
Happy Birthday Mrs. Ryan!!!!!! Hope you have a great day!
HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR TO ALL
Thanks for a grea year and many, many new friends, looking forward to an even better one ans many more new friends! Happy New Year All!
oogle borf hnlom bjoe pid skl !!! blahheujp
Wonder how late into this year we can go
Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 1/1/2007 at 8:50 am said:
Wonder how late into this year we can go
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LOL – not sure. Guess Nick had a really good new years eve!
Arizona Jack on 1/1/2007 at 4:42 am said:
oogle borf hnlom bjoe pid skl !!! blahheujp
That’s easy for you to say!
No runs on ametuer night! Slept peacefully at the FD for the first time in many a night. On overtime pay no less
Sigh… sure is nice to get out to those slow houses every now and then
Back at the ‘big house’ & headed for the stair machine for a few hours. Happy New Year all!
Arizona Jack on 1/1/2007 at 4:42 am said:
oogle borf hnlom bjoe pid skl !!! blahheujp
For some reason I’m having flashbacks of a conversation I had with huvason after his 8 billionth beer in TX!!
Happy New Year Everyone!
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