FOUR hours til DEFCON day!

Ya’ll have a GREAT time!

CaJohn on 4/1/2006 at 9:11 am said:

Ya’ll have a GREAT time!

I am looking forward to it. What time do you want me to drink the beer for you?

I wish i could be there!!!! Hope you guys have a great time. Look out for chris K…he might be lurking in the dark

Right away, and order 2, the first one never lasts long for me! Thanks!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 9:30 am said:

I wish i could be there!!!! Hope you guys have a great time. Look out for chris K…he might be lurking in the dark

LOL - No way he’ll be able to lurk all day. there’s going to be too much mayhem for that.

CaJohn on 4/1/2006 at 9:31 am said:

Right away, and order 2, the first one never lasts long for me! Thanks!

DONE!

After all the commotion lately…i would like to post a complaint….this guy charged me WAY too much for a Blair’s gold skull…what do i do?

lol lo

john..i couldn’t resist

eman on 4/1/2006 at 9:41 am said:

After all the commotion lately…i would like to post a complaint….this guy charged me WAY too much for a Blair’s gold skull…what do i do?

lol lo

john..i couldn’t resist

Man I still feel crappy about that. I had no idea there were any around!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 9:30 am said:

I wish i could be there!!!! Hope you guys have a great time. Look out for chris K…he might be lurking in the dark

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 9:33 am said:

LOL - No way he’ll be able to lurk all day. there’s going to be too much mayhem for that.

DONE!

huvason, you think I would finally have to come clean as to who I am if I do make it there?

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 9:47 am said:

huvason, you think I would finally have to come clean as to who I am if I do make it there?

I guess not. But it would be killing you to keep it to yourself!

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 9:48 am said:

I guess not. But it would be killing you to keep it to yourself!

you might be right about that. I really am not sure, its not that far, just need to do so many other things today.

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 9:47 am said:

Man I still feel crappy about that. I had no idea there were any around!

hey…i am the one who practialy begged you to sell it…no worries at all my friend…no worries..

that money will help pay for the new mini van

but it is until 6pm at least officially, Im sure it will last a bit longer though.

Chris k…if i leave now will you pick me up from the airport?

eman on 4/1/2006 at 9:53 am said:

Chris k…if i leave now will you pick me up from the airport?

You dont even have to ask, all I need is the airport and your fight info,
would be my pleasure sir

DAM!!!!!!!! mrseman said i have to start the drywall on the babys room….foiled again!!!!!

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 9:57 am said:

You dont even have to ask, all I need is the airport and your fight info,
would be my pleasure sir

sorry, flight info

eman on 4/1/2006 at 9:59 am said:

DAM!!!!!!!! mrseman said i have to start the drywall on the babys room….foiled again!!!!!

tell her I’ll fly back with you and we can knock that out if she lets you go

if you do that then she will make us tape it also..then we will both miss the wings…go eat some for me and make a UHS presence for us

eman on 4/1/2006 at 10:03 am said:

if you do that then she will make us tape it also..then we will both miss the wings…go eat some for me and make a UHS presence for us

I’ll drink aberr and eat some wings for you. That way you dont have to stop for lunch

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 10:04 am said:

I’ll drink aberr and eat some wings for you. That way you dont have to stop for lunch

That should have sadi “A BEER” ! I need to install my own spell checker on this laptop

eman on 4/1/2006 at 9:49 am said:

hey…i am the one who practialy begged you to sell it…no worries at all my friend…no worries..

that money will help pay for the new mini van

LOL that went for a down paymeny on my N-59

abeer…sadi…
dont worry..i get it

eman on 4/1/2006 at 10:03 am said:

if you do that then she will make us tape it also..then we will both miss the wings…go eat some for me and make a UHS presence for us

taping isnt so bad, its that finishing I dont like, all that dust,
Id rather be around all those hot sauce fumes today

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 10:06 am said:

LOL that went for a down paymeny on my N-59

cool..
all right, i am out of here, i will be back tonight

eman out

eman on 4/1/2006 at 10:08 am said:

cool..
all right, i am out of here, i will be back tonight

eman out

I’m out of here to. The Huvason express has a coule of stops to make before it reaches its final destination. I could swing by Laguardia or Kennedy airport VERY easily

eman on 4/1/2006 at 10:08 am said:

cool..
all right, i am out of here, i will be back tonight

eman out

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 10:09 am said:

I’m out of here to. The Huvason express has a coule of stops to make before it reaches its final destination. I could swing by Laguardia or Kennedy airport VERY easily

eman have fun with the drywall, and huvason, if I dont see you, have a great itme, should be fun.

Good luck and have fun today Creator!! Take pictures!

I’ll be there in spirit if not in body!!! Have a great time, and be thankful that Cheffy, “The Big Guy”, isn’t there for the wing eating contest!

Cheffy on 4/1/2006 at 12:43 pm said:

I’ll be there in spirit if not in body!!! Have a great time, and be thankful that Cheffy, “The Big Guy”, isn’t there for the wing eating contest!

I wish I could be there too, Cheffy. I’m taking it that you are pretty good at wing eatin’?

Weighing at 350lbs, I doubt not my ability to eat as many wings as are put in front of me, heh heh heh. Hence being 350lbs!

Cheffy on 4/1/2006 at 1:10 pm said:

Weighing at 350lbs, I doubt not my ability to eat as many wings as are put in front of me, heh heh heh. Hence being 350lbs!

HAHAHA I suppose you are correct but I bet even if you weighed in at a buck seventy you could still put away some wings through the sheer love of all things hot.

First I have to get to Manhattan from Toronto!

If I show up - you guys by me beers and carry me back to the airport.

I meant buy me beers!

Report from defcon day: nick has been here 5 minutes did not finish his beer yet and already won a defcon t shirt. I’m herte 2 hours 5 beers and nothing

Huv…Tell Nick to call me!

Told him msk
For the record I tasted the batch 2 and it I’d hot and good. No chemical taste at all

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

Report from defcon day: nick has been here 5 minutes did not finish his beer yet and already won a defcon t shirt. I’m herte 2 hours 5 beers and nothing

Looks like you’re gonna have to resort to the knee pads!!!

No knee pads needed. I just won a gift pack
The creator to signing them now

DAMN IT!!!!!!

I WANT WINGS!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Key msk, the creator says hi

Throw some wings in a padded envelope and run to the Post Office! Quick!

Hi John & Maggie!

Tis is not fair, been getting my butt kicked all day here at the Restaurant and you all are eating wings and drinking beer. Just wait till Zest Fest!!!! Cheffy is gonna cut loose!

And I’m having to cut grass and whatever else the yard dictates

It sucks to be you guys !

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 4:14 pm said:

It sucks to be you guys !

You ARE one of us!! hehe

All right its 4:25 and mad just showed up. He held up the wing eating contest

I just found out what rhe prize is…

Could y’all schedule some fun on the other coast once in a while - We feel left out

Hey, I’m all kinds of fun!

Tracy, check yer e-mail buddy. Sent ya something

Pam on 4/1/2006 at 4:47 pm said:

Could y’all schedule some fun on the other coast once in a while - We feel left out

I agree.. how ’bout The Creator makes his way west with stops along the way. I would love to have one in Wisconsin somewhere. My buddy owns a bar and is more than willing to host a Decon Day with plenty of drink specials !!

Well, cough it up huvason! After last night, we’d all like to know what the prize is

You’ll have to ask nick he won. I came in second.

Yea, but you got the Blackberry, how were those beers? All that chili made me thirsty…

Well, we’re waiting…how many did he eat, and what was the prize? Come on huv…

I agree, don’t keep us in suspense!!

Maybe we will never know… lol I bet they had a kickin time!

Well something AWFUL must have happened Cheffy…It’s just not like these guys to clam up!!!

I heard that!!! Usually can’t keep um quiet. Hey, did you get my e-mail OK, Mr. CaJohn sir.

Certainly did, thank you so much, might even be a surprise in there when you get it!

Now Cheffys gone…I’m going too, got a hockey game to go too. I guess I’ll find out later…

Well you are all in for some good laughs. I’m not at liberty to give the details but trust me when I say they are GOOD!

Good as in ‘black mail’ good? Or good as in ‘these will be around for awhile’ good? Both?

So take off CaJohn! I’ve got some distance to put between us

Blackmail? No. Comments for weeks to come, yes.

where glad your safe Nick

Nick Lindauer on 4/1/2006 at 8:41 pm said:

Made it back in one piece, can’t say the same for the unfortunate folks that had to share a train car with me, but oh well.

The contest was an elimation round, but frankly after the first round it was only Huvason and myself - we ended up going 4 rounds - 13 wings each round = 52 wings in less then 45 minutes.

The prize: One signed Defcon shirt and a Defcon Zero Batch #2 which I will be using for prize for the next Caption contest - pictures to come from today’s wing contest…

Also part of the prize, a signed Coors Light framed picture that I gave to Mad (sorry Mad’s wife).

I feel bad for the toliet!

Just want to add that I had a GREAT time! Unfortunately I think there are pictures to follow, oh well

Nick truly won the wing contest - dude can eat them fast! I think I would have outlasted him on quantity, but he kick my butt on speed:)

I had a great time with everyone, and want to personally thank the creator. He is really a great guy.

Nick Lindauer on 4/1/2006 at 8:41 pm said:

Made it back in one piece, can’t say the same for the unfortunate folks that had to share a train car with me, but oh well.

The contest was an elimation round, but frankly after the first round it was only Huvason and myself - we ended up going 4 rounds - 13 wings each round = 52 wings in less then 45 minutes.

The prize: One signed Defcon shirt and a Defcon Zero Batch #2 which I will be using for prize for the next Caption contest - pictures to come from today’s wing contest…

Also part of the prize, a signed Coors Light framed picture that I gave to Mad (sorry Mad’s wife).

Nick all I have to say is YOUR AMAZING!
I never seen sombody choke down wings like that before in my life! And huvason wasn’t too shabby either, unreal.
I just took a look at the hose. I decided it’s coming to Zest Fest with me.
What a day tooooooo Fu*&ing Funny! My ribs hurt from laughing.

Nick my wife just nearly skulled my with the Coors picture

Mad_Reilly on 4/1/2006 at 9:56 pm said:

Nick my wife just nearly skulled my with the Coors picture

Everyone was so cool. Creator is a true chilihead and one the nicest people I ever met! Everyone is so nice! We were so glad to meet everyone! JR was happy too. Such a great day! I’m holding Jodie and the Cry Baby crew to a BBQ as well as anyone else that wants to stop on by. A great day with some really awesome people. Huvason finally good to meet you!

Nick Lindauer on 4/1/2006 at 9:01 pm said:

I’m safe - the toilet isn’t….

Been there…done that

Mad_Reilly on 4/1/2006 at 10:00 pm said:

Everyone was so cool. Creator is a true chilihead and one the nicest people I ever met! Everyone is so nice! We were so glad to meet everyone! JR was happy too. Such a great day! I’m holding Jodie and the Cry Baby crew to a BBQ as well as anyone else that wants to stop on by. A great day with some really awesome people. Huvason finally good to meet you!

Let’s figure out a time and place and we will all be there! Summer is approaching!

I’ve just been cut off from hot sauce tonight

well, one night is better than a whole month

Tracy has been MIA for most of the day. Anyone hear from him lately?

Mad_Reilly on 4/1/2006 at 10:20 pm said:

I’ve just been cut off from hot sauce tonight

well…at least she did not cut something off

Ryan on 4/1/2006 at 10:29 pm said:

Tracy has been MIA for most of the day. Anyone hear from him lately?

nope, where is that boy???

He’s probably doing that over rated “family time” thing

Mad_Reilly on 4/1/2006 at 10:20 pm said:

I’ve just been cut off from hot sauce tonight

Mad just emailed me…he is done for the night…mrs Mad is…well..mad!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 10:34 pm said:

Mad just emailed me…he is done for the night…mrs Mad is…well..mad!

Well Mad is… MAD. I’m sure I know why he is in hot water!

Great time (again) today! Thanx Creator, nick, mad, and the hot tamales - you guys were great (can’t wait to try your sauce )

huvason…how is the belly?

Well, I guess we’ll just HAVE to wait for the pics…Sounds like we REALLY missed it!!!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 10:56 pm said:

huvason…how is the belly?

Belly is all GOOD. Not even sure how many wings ate! 50 or so in the contest, but I was chowing down on DEFCON ONE wings for 3 hours before that! Definitely a good day.

PROPS to the Creator.

CaJohn on 4/1/2006 at 10:57 pm said:

Well, I guess we’ll just HAVE to wait for the pics…Sounds like we REALLY missed it!!!

Yeah. should be some good pics. Maybe they even have a pic of the broken shot glass I had to drink out of

CaJohn on 4/1/2006 at 10:57 pm said:

Well, I guess we’ll just HAVE to wait for the pics…Sounds like we REALLY missed it!!!

Yup, can’t wait to see them, sorry I missed it, sounds like it was a great day.

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 11:01 pm said:

Belly is all GOOD. Not even sure how many wings ate! 50 or so in the contest, but I was chowing down on DEFCON ONE wings for 3 hours before that! Definitely a good day.

PROPS to the Creator.

Well, i will ask how the “other” end is tomorrow..

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 11:02 pm said:

Yeah. should be some good pics. Maybe they even have a pic of the broken shot glass I had to drink out of

so you had a good time huvason? couldn’t make it or did I?

eman on 4/1/2006 at 11:05 pm said:

Well, i will ask how the “other” end is tomorrow..

LOL - It should be fine. I may not be the fastest eater - but I can eat a lot, and handle it pretty well.

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 11:09 pm said:

so you had a good time huvason? couldn’t make it or did I?

I’m guessing you didn’t - there is NO WAY you could have sat on the side lines for the whole thing It was a blast

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 11:11 pm said:

I’m guessing you didn’t - there is NO WAY you could have sat on the side lines for the whole thing It was a blast

yep, I missed the ” blast “, guess your pants were OK?

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 11:14 pm said:

yep, I missed the ” blast “, guess your pants were OK?

Yeah, me and the pants are OK……..

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 11:15 pm said:

Yeah, me and the pants are OK……..

At least you guys have an extra hour of sleep tonight to sober up a bit

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 11:18 pm said:

At least you guys have an extra hour of sleep tonight to sober up a bit

We lose an hour tonight! (spring ahead, fall back).

I have to work tomorrow, so I;m being good now (only drinking wine with my hottie)

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 11:18 pm said:

At least you guys have an extra hour of sleep tonight to sober up a bit

yeah, what am I thinking, I just turned the clocks ahead.
that xame out totally backwards.
who sounds messed up now

huvason on 4/1/2006 at 11:20 pm said:

We lose an hour tonight! (spring ahead, fall back).

I have to work tomorrow, so I;m being good now (only drinking wine with my hottie)

oh crap..I totaly forgot…dam time!!!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 11:25 pm said:

oh crap..I totaly forgot…dam time!!!

Luckily the wife already set them ahead - it 12:20 am now here!

You and Mad blew by me in the posts….from now on ..no posting until eman gets home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Nick died!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 11:33 pm said:

You and Mad blew by me in the posts….from now on ..no posting until eman gets home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They did it to me too. That’s what happens when I take on a second job

where did everyone go…i guess i will talk to myself

so eman..how are things?
not too bad..you
oh..just chatting on the computer

eman on 4/1/2006 at 11:38 pm said:

I think Nick died!

Probably. Sent him an e-mail a while ago, haven’t heard back from him.

Ryan on 4/1/2006 at 11:40 pm said:

They did it to me too. That’s what happens when I take on a second job

Or not be sick anymore!

mrseman will not be home for another hour or so …i guess i will have to catck up!

eman on 4/1/2006 at 11:38 pm said:

I think Nick died!

Just remember you conspiracy guys, Nick did this to HIMSELF! Maybe huv helped.

CaJohn on 4/1/2006 at 11:43 pm said:

Just remember you conspiracy guys, Nick did this to HIMSELF! Maybe huv helped.

LOL, if its conspiracy you want, i could come up with some pretty good stuff

Get started, they won’t tell us the details. Inquiring minds want to know!!!

here we go again….lol

eman on 4/1/2006 at 11:40 pm said:

where did everyone go…i guess i will talk to myself

so eman..how are things?
not too bad..you
oh..just chatting on the computer

I would ask how you are but I dont want to intrude on your conversation

CaJohn check your e-mail, this is probably why I have not gotten a lot of e-mail you hit reply too.
If you have sent me any mails in last few days please resend.
That goes for anyone here. Lane huvason chris k Nick and anyone that has had correspondence please send me an e-mail so i can re-add your addresses to my contacts, as computer crash last week was a bigger hassle than i realised until today, … funny thing though, you know who helped me figure it all out…
capsicum too at taste the pain LOL (spelling issue there i think)
We have had some correspondence tonight. I just thought some would like to know.

chris k on 4/1/2006 at 11:57 pm said:

I would ask how you are but I dont want to intrude on your conversation

hey…you do what you have to do..

CaJohn on 4/1/2006 at 11:50 pm said:

Get started, they won’t tell us the details. Inquiring minds want to know!!!

Well, I figure Nick was probably inebriated when leaing the bar. While driving down the slums of NY City (he got lost) he saw a pretty face on the side of the road (failed to notice the adams apple). He stopped to ask for directions to the nearest proctologist (ring of fire, you know the drill) and before he could scream like a little girl with a skinned knee, he was abducted by neo-nazi lesbian hooker spies and forced into a weight loss program…that’s the only LOGICAL conclusion I can come up with

Ryan on 4/2/2006 at 12:02 am said:

Well, I figure Nick was probably inebriated when leaing the bar. While driving down the slums of NY City (he got lost) he saw a pretty face on the side of the road (failed to notice the adams apple). He stopped to ask for directions to the nearest proctologist (ring of fire, you know the drill) and before he could scream like a little girl with a skinned knee, he was abducted by neo-nazi lesbian hooker spies and forced into a weight loss program…that’s the only LOGICAL conclusion I can come up with

WOW…that is so weird…i was thinking the same thing…humm..i must have espn! :0

good to hear pmac, so all is well with the 2 of you then?

pmac on 4/2/2006 at 12:00 am said:

CaJohn check your e-mail, this is probably why I have not gotten a lot of e-mail you hit reply too.
If you have sent me any mails in last few days please resend.
That goes for anyone here. Lane huvason chris k Nick and anyone that has had correspondence please send me an e-mail so i can re-add your addresses to my contacts, as computer crash last week was a bigger hassle than i realised until today, … funny thing though, you know who helped me figure it all out…
capsicum too at taste the pain LOL (spelling issue there i think)
We have had some correspondence tonight. I just thought some would like to know.

Sending you an e-mail now Pmac. We’ve only talked a little, but would like you to keep me on hand just in case if its ok with you

Mrs.Ryan on 4/2/2006 at 12:04 am said:

good to hear pmac, so all is well with the 2 of you then?

all is well with the world tonight….untill something else comes up…just kidding..i hope

eman on 4/2/2006 at 12:04 am said:

WOW…that is so weird…i was thinking the same thing…humm..i must have espn! :0

Great minds think alike