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Review: Eat Shit and Die Hot Sauce
Posted on 07.06.06 by Anthony @ 6:15 am | Comments: |
« « Previous | Hot Sauce Hottie #7 & #8 (and a “hot sauce hunk”) » »

BUY THIS HOT SAUCE, GIVE IT A TRY. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, EAT SHIT AND DIE!

Talk about spreading good Karma!

When Nick told me he was sending me this sauce I was really excited. I knew it would be bad but I secretly hoped it would be good. Just that faint inkling underneath the guise and lame gimmick was a quality sauce.

I can appreciate a good gimmick sauce and I actually like the taste of some of them. But this one takes bad taste to a new level (Pun intended).


Eat Shit and Die Hot Sauce

I will say that this sauce lives up to its name. I may not have died but certain parts of tongue and stomach did after trying this. The closest thing I can compare it too (not that I have tried) would be spicy diarrhea. If it was the intention to make a sauce as horrible as possible then they have succeeded. The only, and I repeat only thing positive about this sauce was the packaging. Not the label or the graphic, but the packaging in terms of shelf appeal. Even the name is a turn off.

What the hell were they thinking!?!?!?!?

Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims I got it everyone!!! How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!? A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over… A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!


Eat Shit and Die Hot Sauce

The sauce smells bad, looks like blended stomach contents, and tastes just foul. Someone actually spent money to create this. I initially found humour in this for about a second. But then I thought, does the maker think that chili-heads will buy just anything that contains coarse language. It is actually insulting. And from a business prospective can you really imagine who this will cater too. The product launch should have been a 1\2 hour before last call during frosh week. There is nothing redeeming about this. I don’t think they even attempted to make a good sauce. They just took the sludge of other concoctions and bottled it. Or as the saying went in high school - Flush twice, it is a long way to the cafeteria.

Whew - this review is cathartic. I appreciate every other hot sauce I have ever consumed much more now.

The only merit I could possibly conceive out of this is for collectors of gimmick sauces. This is one bottle you can show off and never have to worry about opening.

Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Vinegar, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder and Salt.

Ratings:
Packaging 1/10 - I thought it was cool for about a 1/2 second - no spelling mistakes - even the toilet with fart putty was dried out and useless
Aroma 0/10 - Think of the toilet scene from Trainspotting - oh wait the outhouse on the label will take care of that
Appearance 0/10 - You know when you had the flu and looked back in toilet…
Taste 0/10 - This is what I imagine a rotting corpses intestines would taste like
Heat 4/10 - Not even worth registering - they even screwed that up
Overall 1/10


Chilehead Comments:
Posted by: Anthony - Categories: Hot Sauce Reviews, Hot Sauce Stuff
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Comment #1:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 7/6/2006 @ 6:31 am | [ Quote ]

Finally, a review that doesnt make me hungry first thing in the morning ;-)

Comment #2:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 7/6/2006 @ 6:36 am | [ Quote ]

“does the creator think that chili-heads will buy just anything that contains coarse language. It is actually insulting.”

Sorry Creator (Defcon), for a second I thought he was referring to you ;-)
(must have been the thought of what was in those 55 gal drums he he - I know what you meant Anthony)

Just thought I would clear that up because some of the not-so-regular regulars might actually think you (Defcon) had something to do with this.

Comment #3:
Comment by John S. (132) - 7/6/2006 @ 7:20 am | [ Quote ]

That just cured my desire for breakfast.

Comment #4:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/6/2006 @ 7:50 am | [ Quote ]

chrisk on 7/6/2006 at 6:36 am said:

“does the creator think that chili-heads will buy just anything that contains coarse language. It is actually insulting.”

Sorry Creator (Defcon), for a second I thought he was referring to you ;-)
(must have been the thought of what was in those 55 gal drums he he - I know what you meant Anthony)

Just thought I would clear that up because some of the not-so-regular regulars might actually think you (Defcon) had something to do with this.

I initially thought the same thing, but alas, this seems to have been rectified. I’m quite glad to have absolutely nothing to do with this innard-gruel.

Comment #5:
Comment by Sporto (122) - 7/6/2006 @ 7:53 am | [ Quote ]

Good call, not only does the name put you off, but just looking at the sauce makes the stomach cringe

Comment #6:
Comment by Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org (1532) - 7/6/2006 @ 8:14 am | [ Quote ]

Re: Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims “I got it everyone!!!” ‘How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!?” A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over……. A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!

Seeing who the manufacturer, or at least the distributor is, one might think you were a fly on the wall to have such an accurate description of what was probably pretty close to the truth ;-) From the same folks that, for a few years anyway, were famous for ’skanky biker babe types do hot sauce’ promos at the Fiery Foods Show… and I don’t mean to insult skanky biker babes! ;-) Used to be another sauce out there called FOAD made out of Louisville- CaJohn knows of it. Guess they couldn’t take that name since it’s already in use.

Sigh… even with your review I bet this stuff sells tons.

Comment #7:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/6/2006 @ 8:23 am | [ Quote ]

Jim what color do you want.

Comment #8:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/6/2006 @ 8:24 am | [ Quote ]

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/6/2006 at 8:14 am said:

Re: Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims “I got it everyone!!!” ‘How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!?” A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over……. A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!

Seeing who the manufacturer, or at least the distributor is, one might think you were a fly on the wall to have such an accurate description of what was probably pretty close to the truth ;-) From the same folks that, for a few years anyway, were famous for ’skanky biker babe types do hot sauce’ promos at the Fiery Foods Show… and I don’t mean to insult skanky biker babes! ;-) Used to be another sauce out there called FOAD made out of Louisville- CaJohn knows of it. Guess they couldn’t take that name since it’s already in use.

Sigh… even with your review I bet this stuff sells tons.

That is f/500, no white for you.LOL

Comment #9:
Comment by CaJohn (1373) - 7/6/2006 @ 9:18 am | [ Quote ]

That didn’t stop them Jim, One of the two big distributors lifted the name and now it’s back in circulation. Pete’s Hot Buckin’ Foods was the originator, and he was from Northern Illinois, the co-packer was in Louisville. There are several “resurected” names available from Peppers & Hot Shots, mostly produced by a company from St Augustine FL Harry’s Hot P___Y Juice became Larry’s. They are probably the the “maker” of this stuff.

Comment #10:
Comment by Droolin Craig (8) - 7/6/2006 @ 9:34 am | [ Quote ]

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/6/2006 at 8:14 am said:

Re: Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims “I got it everyone!!!” ‘How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!?” A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over……. A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!

Seeing who the manufacturer, or at least the distributor is, one might think you were a fly on the wall to have such an accurate description of what was probably pretty close to the truth ;-) From the same folks that, for a few years anyway, were famous for ’skanky biker babe types do hot sauce’ promos at the Fiery Foods Show… and I don’t mean to insult skanky biker babes! ;-) Used to be another sauce out there called FOAD made out of Louisville- CaJohn knows of it. Guess they couldn’t take that name since it’s already in use.

Sigh… even with your review I bet this stuff sells tons.

I have to agree with everyone’s comments so far.

Good for you Anthony for stepping up and sacrificing your tastebuds and risking the safety of your colon to review this one. Needless to say we won’t be contacting the disty and ordering product for the website!!

We do get a lot of requests for sauces just like this one, heavy on gimmick and light on everything else. Why do you think that is?? I guess it’s like to “EASY” buttons from Staples. It’s like six bucks and it does what exactly?? At least it won’t give you catastrophic diaherra.

Don’t get me wrong, we do carry some novelty sauces in our inventory, but I would personally eat every one of them. Some have caused some major side effects (one of them contained red cabbage for God’s sake, do the math) and others that were a pleasant suprise.

Tounge in cheek is one thing when it comes to packaging, but what’s contained in the bottle appears to be just blatantly foul and I love Anthony’s visual and sensory descriptions:

Appearance 0/10 – You know when you had the flu and looked back in toilet…….
Taste 0/10 – This is what I imagine a rotting corpses intestines would taste like.

You’re probably right Mr. Campbell, they’ll sell a tonne (probably during FROSH Week) but I think it will end up in the delete bin overnight just like a Britney Spears movie.

Craig

Comment #11:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/6/2006 @ 12:13 pm | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 7/6/2006 at 9:18 am said:

That didn’t stop them Jim, One of the two big distributors lifted the name and now it’s back in circulation. Pete’s Hot Buckin’ Foods was the originator, and he was from Northern Illinois, the co-packer was in Louisville. There are several “resurected” names available from Peppers & Hot Shots, mostly produced by a company from St Augustine FL Harry’s Hot P___Y Juice became Larry’s. They are probably the the “maker” of this stuff.

CaJohn I like (Bret’s eat shit and barks at moon Chipotle hot pepper sauce) label better. Oh thats my sauce. LOL. But my sauce taste good.

Comment #12:
Comment by clint - 7/6/2006 @ 1:25 pm | [ Quote ]

Bravo. Fantastic Review! Excellence in journalism award for you!

If it sucks you gotta let the people know.

Comment #13:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 7/6/2006 @ 9:44 pm | [ Quote ]

Mmmm… Spicy Diarrhea, much better than non-spicy diarrhea.

Comment #14:
Comment by Vic (1401) - 7/6/2006 @ 9:52 pm | [ Quote ]

Adam2 on 7/6/2006 at 9:44 pm said:

Mmmm… Spicy Diarrhea, much better than non-spicy diarrhea.

And Tastes Grrreat! :twisted:
Tasetes Good and Good for you too! :twisted:

Comment #15:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/7/2006 @ 7:51 am | [ Quote ]

Yeah, put a pinch of that berween your cheek and gum.

Comment #16:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 7/7/2006 @ 8:02 am | [ Quote ]

Nasty nasty. Not one for the shelf for sure, unless one is driven to own “them all”, which I think is probably not possible. Though I am trying heh heh heh.

Comment #17:
Comment by Dude (20) - 7/11/2006 @ 10:19 am | [ Quote ]

Typical Peppers: Buy outdated crap (or have it sent in free by would be hot sauce wannabees) place a crappy label on it and sell it. They probably have 14 cents invested and it taste like it.

Comment #18:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 11:05 am | [ Quote ]

Dude on 7/11/2006 at 10:19 am said:

Typical Peppers: Buy outdated crap (or have it sent in free by would be hot sauce wannabees) place a crappy label on it and sell it. They probably have 14 cents invested and it taste like it.

Way you slaming peppers for. They sell a ton of that sauce. Everbody like the review on there other sauce. Peach onion with lady on it. I seen about 6000 to 8000 hot sauce over the years. Alot good stuff and alot of bad stuff. They all have there on place among all the hot sauce.

Comment #19:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 11:09 am | [ Quote ]

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 11:05 am said:

Way you slaming peppers for. They sell a ton of that sauce. Everbody like the review on there other sauce. Peach onion with lady on it. I seen about 6000 to 8000 hot sauce over the years. Alot good stuff and alot of bad stuff. They all have there on place among all the hot sauce.

Tell me you only buy hot sauce for the taste, cool if you do but I would be of the hot sauce biz. If everbody did that Labels sell also. Thanks

Comment #20:
Comment by Dude (20) - 7/11/2006 @ 5:10 pm | [ Quote ]

Hey Bret.
I have had encounters with them and yes I have actually sold to them but it pisses me off when you get told that that your product is not up to their standards. I know where some of this is made and I also know they carry the good stuff too. Not everyone treats people like you do but I wish they did. Some of us work hard on design and taste and I probably got caught up in the posts.

Comment #21:
Comment by Jim- StepUpForCharity.org (1532) - 7/11/2006 @ 5:46 pm | [ Quote ]

You must realize Bret, if you haven’t already ;-) that you are slightly ‘different’ than the rest of us here :-P You represent the gateway to the ‘general public’ and as such, your needs are very much different from most of those on the blog who (rightly) consider themselves connesieurs. You’re entirely happy with goofy labels, cheap sauce, and gimmicks as well as the fancier stuff because you sell to the full range of folks while our interest is only to the higher end… meaning ‘higher’ without judgement, just more artisonal. We (the manufacturers) only hate part of what you do, not all of it :-P And that’s not entirely accurate either though; we only hate part of what you represent- the general publics’ acceptance of low quality stuff because it has an obscene label on it. You are only giving them what they want and are not to be blamed for it… even if you are an enabler :-P BUT- that’s what you’re in business for & we love you anyway :-)

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 11:09 am said:

Tell me you only buy hot sauce for the taste, cool if you do but I would be of the hot sauce biz. If everbody did that Labels sell also. Thanks

Comment #22:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 7/11/2006 @ 6:51 pm | [ Quote ]

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers. :)

Comment #23:
Comment by Jim- StepUpForCharity.org (1532) - 7/11/2006 @ 6:58 pm | [ Quote ]

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers. :)

Or, a bottle of Clock Tower Port :-) If it’s only beer, I’ll have to bring the wife ;-)

Comment #24:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:09 pm | [ Quote ]

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers. :)

You all discuss I’ll drink beer. John when the party. I mean the meeting our what ever you want to it.

Comment #25:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:17 pm | [ Quote ]

Dude on 7/11/2006 at 5:10 pm said:

Hey Bret.
I have had encounters with them and yes I have actually sold to them but it pisses me off when you get told that that your product is not up to their standards. I know where some of this is made and I also know they carry the good stuff too. Not everyone treats people like you do but I wish they did. Some of us work hard on design and taste and I probably got caught up in the posts.

Point taken. You are very right. How many retail stores our hot shops our sauce Dist would be around if we did not take the bad with the good.

Comment #26:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:19 pm | [ Quote ]

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 7:09 pm said:

You all discuss I’ll drink beer. John when the party. I mean the meeting our what ever you want to it.

Hey I’ll bring the beer, as long as you can drink Molson.

Comment #27:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:20 pm | [ Quote ]

Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/11/2006 at 6:58 pm said:

Or, a bottle of Clock Tower Port :-) If it’s only beer, I’ll have to bring the wife ;-)

Werkz for me. I have no clue as to what Clock Tower is, but bring it on! I’m not into the party scene, but I love to sit and chat (havin’ many brews) with other chiliheads discussing the biz and the collecting aspect of hot sauce. Crazy ain’t it! I love it!

Comment #28:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:26 pm | [ Quote ]

Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/11/2006 at 5:46 pm said:

You must realize Bret, if you haven’t already ;-) that you are slightly ‘different’ than the rest of us here :-P You represent the gateway to the ‘general public’ and as such, your needs are very much different from most of those on the blog who (rightly) consider themselves connesieurs. You’re entirely happy with goofy labels, cheap sauce, and gimmicks as well as the fancier stuff because you sell to the full range of folks while our interest is only to the higher end… meaning ‘higher’ without judgement, just more artisonal. We (the manufacturers) only hate part of what you do, not all of it :-P And that’s not entirely accurate either though; we only hate part of what you represent- the general publics’ acceptance of low quality stuff because it has an obscene label on it. You are only giving them what they want and are not to be blamed for it… even if you are an enabler :-P BUT- that’s what you’re in business for & we love you anyway :-)

Jim you been talking to my wife .She says that about me all the time. I understand what your saying. Over the years I have learn 75%of the time if label is made of bad taste the sauce is bad taste . Ok enought when do we go and Drink beer and for you Jim I will bring a bottle of wine OK

Comment #29:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:29 pm | [ Quote ]

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 7:20 pm said:

Werkz for me. I have no clue as to what Clock Tower is, but bring it on! I’m not into the party scene, but I love to sit and chat (havin’ many brews) with other chiliheads discussing the biz and the collecting aspect of hot sauce. Crazy ain’t it! I love it!

Clock tower is not beer it;s port kinda like sherry but not as sweet. Was that close enought Jim.

Comment #30:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:31 pm | [ Quote ]

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers. :)

Somebody call John and tell to bring the Beer to his cabin for hot sauce discussing.

Comment #31:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:31 pm | [ Quote ]

Bting on the molson

Comment #32:
Comment by Jim- StepUpForCharity.org (1532) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:33 pm | [ Quote ]

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 7:29 pm said:

Clock tower is not beer it;s port kinda like sherry but not as sweet. Was that close enought Jim.

Close enough- any ‘port’ in a storm and this rates as a tempest in a teapot :-P It’s an SE Australian port, fairly widely distributed, not on the highest end but pretty darn good for mass produced and a very fair price.

Comment #33:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:36 pm | [ Quote ]

Port is left, Starboard is right. I once worked with a wench whose name was Sherry, but she wasn’t very sweet.

Comment #34:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:43 pm | [ Quote ]

“Ratings:
Packaging 1/10 – I thought it was cool for about a ½ second – no spelling mistakes – even the toilet with fart putty was dried out and useless
Aroma 0/10 - Think of the toilet scene from Trainspotting – oh wait the outhouse on the label will take care of that
Appearance 0/10 – You know when you had the flu and looked back in toilet…….
Taste 0/10 – This is what I imagine a rotting corpses intestines would taste like
Heat 4/10 – Not even worth registering – they even screwed that up”

Thank You Anthony! Funny stuff! Your time in reviewing this sauce is appreciated..

Comment #35:
Comment by MrFreeze (823) - 7/11/2006 @ 7:44 pm | [ Quote ]

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 7:31 pm said:

Bting on the molson

Name the date and it will be there…………

Comment #36:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 9:08 pm | [ Quote ]

All right how do I get my sauce review. It’s call (Bret’s ear shit and bark at the Moon Chipotle Hot pepper sauce) I think it taste pretty good myself. I’ll send Nick a pic and see if he will post it. I sell about 7 to 10 cases week at the store. Looking to go globle with it.

Comment #37:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/11/2006 @ 9:10 pm | [ Quote ]

That word was eat not ear.

Comment #38:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 7/11/2006 @ 9:47 pm | [ Quote ]

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 9:08 pm said:

All right how do I get my sauce review. It’s call (Bret’s ear shit and bark at the Moon Chipotle Hot pepper sauce) I think it taste pretty good myself. I’ll send Nick a pic and see if he will post it. I sell about 7 to 10 cases week at the store. Looking to go globle with it.

could you please repeat that Bret. I had some shit in my ear and I couldn’t ear ya!

Comment #39:
Comment by Nate#2 (139) - 7/11/2006 @ 10:22 pm | [ Quote ]

:D

Comment #40:
Comment by CaJohn (1373) - 7/11/2006 @ 10:46 pm | [ Quote ]

Tracy, you lost your fear of those bears yet? It sounds like the Fire Mountain Krewe could be getting a BIG boost in membership! I drink Molson, I’ve been told my favorite beer is OP’s anyway!!! When do you want to hold this meeting?

Comment #41:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 7/11/2006 @ 11:08 pm | [ Quote ]

Oct or Nov would be nice. Normally there is plenty of lodging available around that time, and the bears are usually getting ready for their winter nap. I’ll commit to at least 2 cases of Molson. :)

Comment #42:
Comment by CaJohn (1373) - 7/12/2006 @ 12:32 am | [ Quote ]

I talked with MSK toight, and he is alive and well on the way to recovery from his blog induced surgery! He spent way too much time with that mouse in his hand and developed a nerve problem that was causing much pain in his neck/back. He had some spinal surgery to correct the problem and is doing much better. I told him we were thinkng he must have fallen into the same hole as Mad, maybe never to be heard from again! He said he would try to post soon. Can’t wait to get him back on here. He blamed it on the trip North of the Mason-Dixon Line, I told him he wasn’t up here long enough to get Yankeefied!

Comment #43:
Comment by MSK (590) - 7/12/2006 @ 12:52 am | [ Quote ]

Actually…. it happen stretching my neck to get a glimpse of the secret ingredient going into the batch of Frostbite. Or was it the hard blow from the baseball bat when I was caught? Either way…I suffered for nothing! LOL

Comment #44:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/12/2006 @ 6:31 am | [ Quote ]

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 9:47 pm said:

could you please repeat that Bret. I had some shit in my ear and I couldn’t ear ya!

You so funny.

Comment #45:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 7:51 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 7/12/2006 at 12:32 am said:

I talked with MSK toight, and he is alive and well on the way to recovery from his blog induced surgery! He spent way too much time with that mouse in his hand and developed a nerve problem that was causing much pain in his neck/back. He had some spinal surgery to correct the problem and is doing much better. I told him we were thinkng he must have fallen into the same hole as Mad, maybe never to be heard from again! He said he would try to post soon. Can’t wait to get him back on here. He blamed it on the trip North of the Mason-Dixon Line, I told him he wasn’t up here long enough to get Yankeefied!

I always thought it was the “Manson-Nixon” line. :)

Give MSK my best, it’s nice to know he wasn’t abducted, thrown into a hot shed, and forced to cut peppers with Mad.

Comment #46:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:06 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 7:51 am said:

I always thought it was the “Manson-Nixon” line. :)

Give MSK my best, it’s nice to know he wasn’t abducted, thrown into a hot shed, and forced to cut peppers with Mad.

So is mad going to be released for DEFCON DAY?

Comment #47:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:27 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 9:06 am said:

So is mad going to be released for DEFCON DAY?

Good question. Don’t you have the key to the shed? :)

Comment #48:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:28 am | [ Quote ]

Dafcon saw you were upper arlington for awhile in the 70s what school did you go to. I Grad from UAHS in 76.

Comment #49:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:37 am | [ Quote ]

MSK on 7/12/2006 at 12:52 am said:

Actually…. it happen stretching my neck to get a glimpse of the secret ingredient going into the batch of Frostbite. Or was it the hard blow from the baseball bat when I was caught? Either way…I suffered for nothing! LOL

Sorry to hear about your injury, glad your back though, we all missed you.

Comment #50:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:43 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 9:27 am said:

Good question. Don’t you have the key to the shed? :)

Not me - better ask the THT :)

Comment #51:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:47 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 9:43 am said:

Not me - better ask the THT :)

We know nothing.
Remember girls, deny, deny, deny.

Comment #52:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:54 am | [ Quote ]

Bret on 7/12/2006 at 9:28 am said:

Dafcon saw you were upper arlington for awhile in the 70s what school did you go to. I Grad from UAHS in 76.

Hmmm, considering I was about 6 years old, I would have to say I graduated from tricycle to bicycle. :)

Don’t remember much of it, but I’m a Buckeye fan to this day.

Comment #53:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 9:57 am | [ Quote ]

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 9:47 am said:

We know nothing.
Remember girls, deny, deny, deny.

If you girls let him out, make sure he brings the hose

Comment #54:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:09 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 9:54 am said:

Hmmm, considering I was about 6 years old, I would have to say I graduated from tricycle to bicycle. :)

Don’t remember much of it, but I’m a Buckeye fan to this day.

Some say you are still 6 years old :D

Comment #55:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:20 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 10:09 am said:

Some say you are still 6 years old :D

And I’ll take it as a complement. I’m never growing up. The only thing that happens when you grow up is, you get old. I’m a Toys-R-Us kid until the day I die. :)

Comment #56:
Comment by Bret (2983) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:23 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 9:54 am said:

Hmmm, considering I was about 6 years old, I would have to say I graduated from tricycle to bicycle. :)

Don’t remember much of it, but I’m a Buckeye fan to this day.

Your a baby yet LOL

Comment #57:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:23 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 10:20 am said:

And I’ll take it as a complement. I’m never growing up. The only thing that happens when you grow up is, you get old. I’m a Toys-R-Us kid until the day I die. :)

LOL - I hear that!

Comment #58:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:41 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 7/12/2006 at 12:32 am said:

I talked with MSK toight, and he is alive and well on the way to recovery from his blog induced surgery! He spent way too much time with that mouse in his hand and developed a nerve problem that was causing much pain in his neck/back. He had some spinal surgery to correct the problem and is doing much better. I told him we were thinkng he must have fallen into the same hole as Mad, maybe never to be heard from again! He said he would try to post soon. Can’t wait to get him back on here. He blamed it on the trip North of the Mason-Dixon Line, I told him he wasn’t up here long enough to get Yankeefied!

Speaking of lost HSBer’s, where the heck is MaD Reily??? Did he desert us or what???

Comment #59:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:47 am | [ Quote ]

Cheffy on 7/12/2006 at 10:41 am said:

Speaking of lost HSBer’s, where the heck is MaD Reily??? Did he desert us or what???

The tale is quite sordid. The Huvason and the Tamales, the ringleaders of this underground group, with what seems to be the help of Mr. Freeze and Chris K abducted Mad months ago, shortly after the last Defcon Day, so as to make it appear I had something to do with it. From what I understand, they tied him up with the firehose Jim had given him (that just didn’t sound right), and have forced him into eternal KP duty (Kutting Peppers) in an un-air conditioned tarpaper shed. It’s a horrible demise for poor Mad, but alas, we knew him well, and most of us will keep a good thought for him.

Comment #60:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 7/12/2006 @ 10:56 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 10:47 am said:

The tale is quite sordid. The Huvason and the Tamales, the ringleaders of this underground group, with what seems to be the help of Mr. Freeze and Chris K abducted Mad months ago, shortly after the last Defcon Day, so as to make it appear I had something to do with it. From what I understand, they tied him up with the firehose Jim had given him (that just didn’t sound right), and have forced him into eternal KP duty (Kutting Peppers) in an un-air conditioned tarpaper shed. It’s a horrible demise for poor Mad, but alas, we knew him well, and most of us will keep a good thought for him.

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha :evil:

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day. :roll:

Comment #61:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 11:09 am | [ Quote ]

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 10:56 am said:

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha :evil:

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day. :roll:

This would make a great movie of the week.

Comment #62:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 11:15 am | [ Quote ]

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 10:56 am said:

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha :evil:

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day. :roll:

I was going to bring the liberated Homunuclus, but I’m afraid he will be abducted and reassimilated back to the DEFCON Humunculas cult :)

Comment #63:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 11:27 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 11:15 am said:

I was going to bring the liberated Homunuclus, but I’m afraid he will be abducted and reassimilated back to the DEFCON Humunculas cult :)

It would be the best thing that could happen to the cute little guy. :)

Comment #64:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 11:30 am | [ Quote ]

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 10:56 am said:

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha :evil:

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day. :roll:

To fear the unknown is to fear life itself. The Huvason may have powers above and beyond those of mortal men, but my sentinels are everywhere, a true force to be reckoned with.

Man, I can’t wait to make the .5 sauce next week. It’ll be like Kryptonite to The Huvason, with or without his aluminum helmet. I wish you Godspeed in the contest Chris. :)

Comment #65:
Comment by chrisk (2682) - 7/12/2006 @ 12:08 pm | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 11:30 am said:

To fear the unknown is to fear life itself. The Huvason may have powers above and beyond those of mortal men, but my sentinels are everywhere, a true force to be reckoned with.

Man, I can’t wait to make the .5 sauce next week. It’ll be like Kryptonite to The Huvason, with or without his aluminum helmet. I wish you Godspeed in the contest Chris. :)

So the .5 is meant to bring down the huvason (aka ringleader) and I am an unwilling participant that managed to get caught in the crossfire…There really is no Deathmatch scheduled, it is the cover for the end of the huv-clan. I think we have been bamboozled huvason, and may need to rethink our strategy.
hmmm, to back out now would not look good, but to continue would mean the end.

Comment #66:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 12:17 pm | [ Quote ]

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 12:08 pm said:

So the .5 is meant to bring down the huvason (aka ringleader) and I am an unwilling participant that managed to get caught in the crossfire…There really is no Deathmatch scheduled, it is the cover for the end of the huv-clan. I think we have been bamboozled huvason, and may need to rethink our strategy.
hmmm, to back out now would not look good, but to continue would mean the end.

LOL - I’m not backing out - bring it on :D

I’ll need to step up training a bit. Some DEFCON ONE mixed with some extract I have (no, not my batch #1 or #2 )

Bring it on creator, I ain’t scared!

Comment #67:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 12:59 pm | [ Quote ]

I thought the THT’s were the ringleaders :)

Comment #68:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 1:17 pm | [ Quote ]

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 12:08 pm said:

So the .5 is meant to bring down the huvason (aka ringleader) and I am an unwilling participant that managed to get caught in the crossfire…There really is no Deathmatch scheduled, it is the cover for the end of the huv-clan. I think we have been bamboozled huvason, and may need to rethink our strategy.
hmmm, to back out now would not look good, but to continue would mean the end.

LOL! Oh man, I LOVE this plot!

Comment #69:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 7/12/2006 @ 1:18 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:59 pm said:

I thought the THT’s were the ringleaders :)

Huv, stop trying to point fingers away from yourself……we all know it’s you

Comment #70:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 1:19 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:17 pm said:

LOL - I’m not backing out - bring it on :D

I’ll need to step up training a bit. Some DEFCON ONE mixed with some extract I have (no, not my batch #1 or #2 )

Bring it on creator, I ain’t scared!

Consider it brought. :)

I’m working on having an EMT present (no, I’m NOT kidding).

Comment #71:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 1:20 pm | [ Quote ]

Mrs.Ryan on 7/12/2006 at 1:18 pm said:

Huv, stop trying to point fingers away from yourself……we all know it’s you

Yeah, what she said. :)

They may be the ‘Ringleaders’, but you are the ‘Ringbearer’. LOL!

Comment #72:
Comment by kristi (1284) - 7/12/2006 @ 1:29 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:59 pm said:

I thought the THT’s were the ringleaders :)

I’m glad to hear Creator will have an EMT on site, he/she will be needed!

See you there huvason.

Comment #73:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 2:35 pm | [ Quote ]

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 1:29 pm said:

I’m glad to hear Creator will have an EMT on site, he/she will be needed!

See you there huvason.

I trust the people sitting at the Doomsday table, as they are truly chiliheads, and virtually no one else will be allowed to participate. There will be a release that must be signed of course, as this type of match will be few and far between. It makes for good advertising as well. Maybe I’ll loan the guy an extra set of Creator goggles while he/she is there. What a photo-op.

Comment #74:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 7/12/2006 @ 2:48 pm | [ Quote ]

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 1:29 pm said:

I’m glad to hear Creator will have an EMT on site, he/she will be needed!

See you there huvason.

I thought you weren’t going? Oh - I guess you are bringing mad :D

Comment #75:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 7/12/2006 @ 3:20 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

I thought you weren’t going? Oh - I guess you are bringing mad :D

It would be very nice to see him. Perhaps I can break his mental shackles of indoctrination, and help him escape when he shows up.