Finally, a review that doesnt make me hungry first thing in the morning

“does the creator think that chili-heads will buy just anything that contains coarse language. It is actually insulting.”

Sorry Creator (Defcon), for a second I thought he was referring to you
(must have been the thought of what was in those 55 gal drums he he - I know what you meant Anthony)

Just thought I would clear that up because some of the not-so-regular regulars might actually think you (Defcon) had something to do with this.

That just cured my desire for breakfast.

chrisk on 7/6/2006 at 6:36 am said:

“does the creator think that chili-heads will buy just anything that contains coarse language. It is actually insulting.”

Sorry Creator (Defcon), for a second I thought he was referring to you
(must have been the thought of what was in those 55 gal drums he he - I know what you meant Anthony)

Just thought I would clear that up because some of the not-so-regular regulars might actually think you (Defcon) had something to do with this.

I initially thought the same thing, but alas, this seems to have been rectified. I’m quite glad to have absolutely nothing to do with this innard-gruel.

Good call, not only does the name put you off, but just looking at the sauce makes the stomach cringe

Re: Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims “I got it everyone!!!” ‘How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!?” A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over……. A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!

Seeing who the manufacturer, or at least the distributor is, one might think you were a fly on the wall to have such an accurate description of what was probably pretty close to the truth From the same folks that, for a few years anyway, were famous for ’skanky biker babe types do hot sauce’ promos at the Fiery Foods Show… and I don’t mean to insult skanky biker babes! Used to be another sauce out there called FOAD made out of Louisville- CaJohn knows of it. Guess they couldn’t take that name since it’s already in use.

Sigh… even with your review I bet this stuff sells tons.

Jim what color do you want.

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/6/2006 at 8:14 am said:

Re: Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims “I got it everyone!!!” ‘How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!?” A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over……. A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!

Seeing who the manufacturer, or at least the distributor is, one might think you were a fly on the wall to have such an accurate description of what was probably pretty close to the truth From the same folks that, for a few years anyway, were famous for ’skanky biker babe types do hot sauce’ promos at the Fiery Foods Show… and I don’t mean to insult skanky biker babes! Used to be another sauce out there called FOAD made out of Louisville- CaJohn knows of it. Guess they couldn’t take that name since it’s already in use.

Sigh… even with your review I bet this stuff sells tons.

That is f/500, no white for you.LOL

That didn’t stop them Jim, One of the two big distributors lifted the name and now it’s back in circulation. Pete’s Hot Buckin’ Foods was the originator, and he was from Northern Illinois, the co-packer was in Louisville. There are several “resurected” names available from Peppers & Hot Shots, mostly produced by a company from St Augustine FL Harry’s Hot P___Y Juice became Larry’s. They are probably the the “maker” of this stuff.

Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/6/2006 at 8:14 am said:

Re: Picture this. A group of sauce executives sitting in the boardroom for days trying to come up with the perfect title for their hot sacuce. At the 13th hour someone exclaims “I got it everyone!!!” ‘How about we call this sauce Eat Shit and Die?!?” A lull comes over the boardroom as each person mulls the title over……. A roar of applause erupts, promotions abound and the birth of the worst sauce ever comes into fruition!

Seeing who the manufacturer, or at least the distributor is, one might think you were a fly on the wall to have such an accurate description of what was probably pretty close to the truth From the same folks that, for a few years anyway, were famous for ’skanky biker babe types do hot sauce’ promos at the Fiery Foods Show… and I don’t mean to insult skanky biker babes! Used to be another sauce out there called FOAD made out of Louisville- CaJohn knows of it. Guess they couldn’t take that name since it’s already in use.

Sigh… even with your review I bet this stuff sells tons.

I have to agree with everyone’s comments so far.

Good for you Anthony for stepping up and sacrificing your tastebuds and risking the safety of your colon to review this one. Needless to say we won’t be contacting the disty and ordering product for the website!!

We do get a lot of requests for sauces just like this one, heavy on gimmick and light on everything else. Why do you think that is?? I guess it’s like to “EASY” buttons from Staples. It’s like six bucks and it does what exactly?? At least it won’t give you catastrophic diaherra.

Don’t get me wrong, we do carry some novelty sauces in our inventory, but I would personally eat every one of them. Some have caused some major side effects (one of them contained red cabbage for God’s sake, do the math) and others that were a pleasant suprise.

Tounge in cheek is one thing when it comes to packaging, but what’s contained in the bottle appears to be just blatantly foul and I love Anthony’s visual and sensory descriptions:

Appearance 0/10 – You know when you had the flu and looked back in toilet…….
Taste 0/10 – This is what I imagine a rotting corpses intestines would taste like.

You’re probably right Mr. Campbell, they’ll sell a tonne (probably during FROSH Week) but I think it will end up in the delete bin overnight just like a Britney Spears movie.

Craig

CaJohn on 7/6/2006 at 9:18 am said:

That didn’t stop them Jim, One of the two big distributors lifted the name and now it’s back in circulation. Pete’s Hot Buckin’ Foods was the originator, and he was from Northern Illinois, the co-packer was in Louisville. There are several “resurected” names available from Peppers & Hot Shots, mostly produced by a company from St Augustine FL Harry’s Hot P___Y Juice became Larry’s. They are probably the the “maker” of this stuff.

CaJohn I like (Bret’s eat shit and barks at moon Chipotle hot pepper sauce) label better. Oh thats my sauce. LOL. But my sauce taste good.

Bravo. Fantastic Review! Excellence in journalism award for you!

If it sucks you gotta let the people know.

Mmmm… Spicy Diarrhea, much better than non-spicy diarrhea.

Adam2 on 7/6/2006 at 9:44 pm said:

Mmmm… Spicy Diarrhea, much better than non-spicy diarrhea.

And Tastes Grrreat!
Tasetes Good and Good for you too!

Yeah, put a pinch of that berween your cheek and gum.

Nasty nasty. Not one for the shelf for sure, unless one is driven to own “them all”, which I think is probably not possible. Though I am trying heh heh heh.

Typical Peppers: Buy outdated crap (or have it sent in free by would be hot sauce wannabees) place a crappy label on it and sell it. They probably have 14 cents invested and it taste like it.

Dude on 7/11/2006 at 10:19 am said:

Typical Peppers: Buy outdated crap (or have it sent in free by would be hot sauce wannabees) place a crappy label on it and sell it. They probably have 14 cents invested and it taste like it.

Way you slaming peppers for. They sell a ton of that sauce. Everbody like the review on there other sauce. Peach onion with lady on it. I seen about 6000 to 8000 hot sauce over the years. Alot good stuff and alot of bad stuff. They all have there on place among all the hot sauce.

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 11:05 am said:

Way you slaming peppers for. They sell a ton of that sauce. Everbody like the review on there other sauce. Peach onion with lady on it. I seen about 6000 to 8000 hot sauce over the years. Alot good stuff and alot of bad stuff. They all have there on place among all the hot sauce.

Tell me you only buy hot sauce for the taste, cool if you do but I would be of the hot sauce biz. If everbody did that Labels sell also. Thanks

Hey Bret.
I have had encounters with them and yes I have actually sold to them but it pisses me off when you get told that that your product is not up to their standards. I know where some of this is made and I also know they carry the good stuff too. Not everyone treats people like you do but I wish they did. Some of us work hard on design and taste and I probably got caught up in the posts.

You must realize Bret, if you haven’t already that you are slightly ‘different’ than the rest of us here You represent the gateway to the ‘general public’ and as such, your needs are very much different from most of those on the blog who (rightly) consider themselves connesieurs. You’re entirely happy with goofy labels, cheap sauce, and gimmicks as well as the fancier stuff because you sell to the full range of folks while our interest is only to the higher end… meaning ‘higher’ without judgement, just more artisonal. We (the manufacturers) only hate part of what you do, not all of it And that’s not entirely accurate either though; we only hate part of what you represent- the general publics’ acceptance of low quality stuff because it has an obscene label on it. You are only giving them what they want and are not to be blamed for it… even if you are an enabler BUT- that’s what you’re in business for & we love you anyway

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 11:09 am said:

Tell me you only buy hot sauce for the taste, cool if you do but I would be of the hot sauce biz. If everbody did that Labels sell also. Thanks

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers.

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers.

Or, a bottle of Clock Tower Port If it’s only beer, I’ll have to bring the wife

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers.

You all discuss I’ll drink beer. John when the party. I mean the meeting our what ever you want to it.

Dude on 7/11/2006 at 5:10 pm said:

Hey Bret.
I have had encounters with them and yes I have actually sold to them but it pisses me off when you get told that that your product is not up to their standards. I know where some of this is made and I also know they carry the good stuff too. Not everyone treats people like you do but I wish they did. Some of us work hard on design and taste and I probably got caught up in the posts.

Point taken. You are very right. How many retail stores our hot shops our sauce Dist would be around if we did not take the bad with the good.

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 7:09 pm said:

You all discuss I’ll drink beer. John when the party. I mean the meeting our what ever you want to it.

Hey I’ll bring the beer, as long as you can drink Molson.

Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/11/2006 at 6:58 pm said:

Or, a bottle of Clock Tower Port If it’s only beer, I’ll have to bring the wife

Werkz for me. I have no clue as to what Clock Tower is, but bring it on! I’m not into the party scene, but I love to sit and chat (havin’ many brews) with other chiliheads discussing the biz and the collecting aspect of hot sauce. Crazy ain’t it! I love it!

Jim- StepUpForCharity.org on 7/11/2006 at 5:46 pm said:

You must realize Bret, if you haven’t already that you are slightly ‘different’ than the rest of us here You represent the gateway to the ‘general public’ and as such, your needs are very much different from most of those on the blog who (rightly) consider themselves connesieurs. You’re entirely happy with goofy labels, cheap sauce, and gimmicks as well as the fancier stuff because you sell to the full range of folks while our interest is only to the higher end… meaning ‘higher’ without judgement, just more artisonal. We (the manufacturers) only hate part of what you do, not all of it And that’s not entirely accurate either though; we only hate part of what you represent- the general publics’ acceptance of low quality stuff because it has an obscene label on it. You are only giving them what they want and are not to be blamed for it… even if you are an enabler BUT- that’s what you’re in business for & we love you anyway

Jim you been talking to my wife .She says that about me all the time. I understand what your saying. Over the years I have learn 75%of the time if label is made of bad taste the sauce is bad taste . Ok enought when do we go and Drink beer and for you Jim I will bring a bottle of wine OK

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 7:20 pm said:

Werkz for me. I have no clue as to what Clock Tower is, but bring it on! I’m not into the party scene, but I love to sit and chat (havin’ many brews) with other chiliheads discussing the biz and the collecting aspect of hot sauce. Crazy ain’t it! I love it!

Clock tower is not beer it;s port kinda like sherry but not as sweet. Was that close enought Jim.

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 6:51 pm said:

Damn guys! This is great. I think that we should all get together at a neutral location, say Cajohns cabin, and discuss this over a few hundred beers.

Somebody call John and tell to bring the Beer to his cabin for hot sauce discussing.

Bting on the molson

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 7:29 pm said:

Clock tower is not beer it;s port kinda like sherry but not as sweet. Was that close enought Jim.

Close enough- any ‘port’ in a storm and this rates as a tempest in a teapot It’s an SE Australian port, fairly widely distributed, not on the highest end but pretty darn good for mass produced and a very fair price.

Port is left, Starboard is right. I once worked with a wench whose name was Sherry, but she wasn’t very sweet.

“Ratings:
Packaging 1/10 – I thought it was cool for about a ½ second – no spelling mistakes – even the toilet with fart putty was dried out and useless
Aroma 0/10 - Think of the toilet scene from Trainspotting – oh wait the outhouse on the label will take care of that
Appearance 0/10 – You know when you had the flu and looked back in toilet…….
Taste 0/10 – This is what I imagine a rotting corpses intestines would taste like
Heat 4/10 – Not even worth registering – they even screwed that up”

Thank You Anthony! Funny stuff! Your time in reviewing this sauce is appreciated..

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 7:31 pm said:

Bting on the molson

Name the date and it will be there…………

All right how do I get my sauce review. It’s call (Bret’s ear shit and bark at the Moon Chipotle Hot pepper sauce) I think it taste pretty good myself. I’ll send Nick a pic and see if he will post it. I sell about 7 to 10 cases week at the store. Looking to go globle with it.

That word was eat not ear.

Bret on 7/11/2006 at 9:08 pm said:

All right how do I get my sauce review. It’s call (Bret’s ear shit and bark at the Moon Chipotle Hot pepper sauce) I think it taste pretty good myself. I’ll send Nick a pic and see if he will post it. I sell about 7 to 10 cases week at the store. Looking to go globle with it.

could you please repeat that Bret. I had some shit in my ear and I couldn’t ear ya!

Tracy, you lost your fear of those bears yet? It sounds like the Fire Mountain Krewe could be getting a BIG boost in membership! I drink Molson, I’ve been told my favorite beer is OP’s anyway!!! When do you want to hold this meeting?

Oct or Nov would be nice. Normally there is plenty of lodging available around that time, and the bears are usually getting ready for their winter nap. I’ll commit to at least 2 cases of Molson.

I talked with MSK toight, and he is alive and well on the way to recovery from his blog induced surgery! He spent way too much time with that mouse in his hand and developed a nerve problem that was causing much pain in his neck/back. He had some spinal surgery to correct the problem and is doing much better. I told him we were thinkng he must have fallen into the same hole as Mad, maybe never to be heard from again! He said he would try to post soon. Can’t wait to get him back on here. He blamed it on the trip North of the Mason-Dixon Line, I told him he wasn’t up here long enough to get Yankeefied!

Actually…. it happen stretching my neck to get a glimpse of the secret ingredient going into the batch of Frostbite. Or was it the hard blow from the baseball bat when I was caught? Either way…I suffered for nothing! LOL

Tracy C on 7/11/2006 at 9:47 pm said:

could you please repeat that Bret. I had some shit in my ear and I couldn’t ear ya!

You so funny.

CaJohn on 7/12/2006 at 12:32 am said:

I talked with MSK toight, and he is alive and well on the way to recovery from his blog induced surgery! He spent way too much time with that mouse in his hand and developed a nerve problem that was causing much pain in his neck/back. He had some spinal surgery to correct the problem and is doing much better. I told him we were thinkng he must have fallen into the same hole as Mad, maybe never to be heard from again! He said he would try to post soon. Can’t wait to get him back on here. He blamed it on the trip North of the Mason-Dixon Line, I told him he wasn’t up here long enough to get Yankeefied!

I always thought it was the “Manson-Nixon” line.

Give MSK my best, it’s nice to know he wasn’t abducted, thrown into a hot shed, and forced to cut peppers with Mad.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 7:51 am said:

I always thought it was the “Manson-Nixon” line.

Give MSK my best, it’s nice to know he wasn’t abducted, thrown into a hot shed, and forced to cut peppers with Mad.

So is mad going to be released for DEFCON DAY?

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 9:06 am said:

So is mad going to be released for DEFCON DAY?

Good question. Don’t you have the key to the shed?

Dafcon saw you were upper arlington for awhile in the 70s what school did you go to. I Grad from UAHS in 76.

MSK on 7/12/2006 at 12:52 am said:

Actually…. it happen stretching my neck to get a glimpse of the secret ingredient going into the batch of Frostbite. Or was it the hard blow from the baseball bat when I was caught? Either way…I suffered for nothing! LOL

Sorry to hear about your injury, glad your back though, we all missed you.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 9:27 am said:

Good question. Don’t you have the key to the shed?

Not me - better ask the THT

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 9:43 am said:

Not me - better ask the THT

We know nothing.
Remember girls, deny, deny, deny.

Bret on 7/12/2006 at 9:28 am said:

Dafcon saw you were upper arlington for awhile in the 70s what school did you go to. I Grad from UAHS in 76.

Hmmm, considering I was about 6 years old, I would have to say I graduated from tricycle to bicycle.

Don’t remember much of it, but I’m a Buckeye fan to this day.

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 9:47 am said:

We know nothing.
Remember girls, deny, deny, deny.

If you girls let him out, make sure he brings the hose

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 9:54 am said:

Hmmm, considering I was about 6 years old, I would have to say I graduated from tricycle to bicycle.

Don’t remember much of it, but I’m a Buckeye fan to this day.

Some say you are still 6 years old

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 10:09 am said:

Some say you are still 6 years old

And I’ll take it as a complement. I’m never growing up. The only thing that happens when you grow up is, you get old. I’m a Toys-R-Us kid until the day I die.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 9:54 am said:

Hmmm, considering I was about 6 years old, I would have to say I graduated from tricycle to bicycle.

Don’t remember much of it, but I’m a Buckeye fan to this day.

Your a baby yet LOL

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 10:20 am said:

And I’ll take it as a complement. I’m never growing up. The only thing that happens when you grow up is, you get old. I’m a Toys-R-Us kid until the day I die.

LOL - I hear that!

CaJohn on 7/12/2006 at 12:32 am said:

I talked with MSK toight, and he is alive and well on the way to recovery from his blog induced surgery! He spent way too much time with that mouse in his hand and developed a nerve problem that was causing much pain in his neck/back. He had some spinal surgery to correct the problem and is doing much better. I told him we were thinkng he must have fallen into the same hole as Mad, maybe never to be heard from again! He said he would try to post soon. Can’t wait to get him back on here. He blamed it on the trip North of the Mason-Dixon Line, I told him he wasn’t up here long enough to get Yankeefied!

Speaking of lost HSBer’s, where the heck is MaD Reily??? Did he desert us or what???

Cheffy on 7/12/2006 at 10:41 am said:

Speaking of lost HSBer’s, where the heck is MaD Reily??? Did he desert us or what???

The tale is quite sordid. The Huvason and the Tamales, the ringleaders of this underground group, with what seems to be the help of Mr. Freeze and Chris K abducted Mad months ago, shortly after the last Defcon Day, so as to make it appear I had something to do with it. From what I understand, they tied him up with the firehose Jim had given him (that just didn’t sound right), and have forced him into eternal KP duty (Kutting Peppers) in an un-air conditioned tarpaper shed. It’s a horrible demise for poor Mad, but alas, we knew him well, and most of us will keep a good thought for him.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 10:47 am said:

The tale is quite sordid. The Huvason and the Tamales, the ringleaders of this underground group, with what seems to be the help of Mr. Freeze and Chris K abducted Mad months ago, shortly after the last Defcon Day, so as to make it appear I had something to do with it. From what I understand, they tied him up with the firehose Jim had given him (that just didn’t sound right), and have forced him into eternal KP duty (Kutting Peppers) in an un-air conditioned tarpaper shed. It’s a horrible demise for poor Mad, but alas, we knew him well, and most of us will keep a good thought for him.

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day.

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 10:56 am said:

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day.

This would make a great movie of the week.

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 10:56 am said:

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day.

I was going to bring the liberated Homunuclus, but I’m afraid he will be abducted and reassimilated back to the DEFCON Humunculas cult

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 11:15 am said:

I was going to bring the liberated Homunuclus, but I’m afraid he will be abducted and reassimilated back to the DEFCON Humunculas cult

It would be the best thing that could happen to the cute little guy.

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 10:56 am said:

Ahhh Creator, your tale is quite close to the truth. You may just be getting to close for your own good…ha ha

havason (aka ringleader) has a master plan that even the homunucli may not be able to thwart. Leave yourself an esacape from the next Defcon Day.

To fear the unknown is to fear life itself. The Huvason may have powers above and beyond those of mortal men, but my sentinels are everywhere, a true force to be reckoned with.

Man, I can’t wait to make the .5 sauce next week. It’ll be like Kryptonite to The Huvason, with or without his aluminum helmet. I wish you Godspeed in the contest Chris.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 11:30 am said:

To fear the unknown is to fear life itself. The Huvason may have powers above and beyond those of mortal men, but my sentinels are everywhere, a true force to be reckoned with.

Man, I can’t wait to make the .5 sauce next week. It’ll be like Kryptonite to The Huvason, with or without his aluminum helmet. I wish you Godspeed in the contest Chris.

So the .5 is meant to bring down the huvason (aka ringleader) and I am an unwilling participant that managed to get caught in the crossfire…There really is no Deathmatch scheduled, it is the cover for the end of the huv-clan. I think we have been bamboozled huvason, and may need to rethink our strategy.
hmmm, to back out now would not look good, but to continue would mean the end.

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 12:08 pm said:

So the .5 is meant to bring down the huvason (aka ringleader) and I am an unwilling participant that managed to get caught in the crossfire…There really is no Deathmatch scheduled, it is the cover for the end of the huv-clan. I think we have been bamboozled huvason, and may need to rethink our strategy.
hmmm, to back out now would not look good, but to continue would mean the end.

LOL - I’m not backing out - bring it on

I’ll need to step up training a bit. Some DEFCON ONE mixed with some extract I have (no, not my batch #1 or #2 )

Bring it on creator, I ain’t scared!

I thought the THT’s were the ringleaders

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 12:08 pm said:

So the .5 is meant to bring down the huvason (aka ringleader) and I am an unwilling participant that managed to get caught in the crossfire…There really is no Deathmatch scheduled, it is the cover for the end of the huv-clan. I think we have been bamboozled huvason, and may need to rethink our strategy.
hmmm, to back out now would not look good, but to continue would mean the end.

LOL! Oh man, I LOVE this plot!

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:59 pm said:

I thought the THT’s were the ringleaders

Huv, stop trying to point fingers away from yourself……we all know it’s you

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:17 pm said:

LOL - I’m not backing out - bring it on

I’ll need to step up training a bit. Some DEFCON ONE mixed with some extract I have (no, not my batch #1 or #2 )

Bring it on creator, I ain’t scared!

Consider it brought.

I’m working on having an EMT present (no, I’m NOT kidding).

Mrs.Ryan on 7/12/2006 at 1:18 pm said:

Huv, stop trying to point fingers away from yourself……we all know it’s you

Yeah, what she said.

They may be the ‘Ringleaders’, but you are the ‘Ringbearer’. LOL!

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:59 pm said:

I thought the THT’s were the ringleaders

I’m glad to hear Creator will have an EMT on site, he/she will be needed!

See you there huvason.

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 1:29 pm said:

I’m glad to hear Creator will have an EMT on site, he/she will be needed!

See you there huvason.

I trust the people sitting at the Doomsday table, as they are truly chiliheads, and virtually no one else will be allowed to participate. There will be a release that must be signed of course, as this type of match will be few and far between. It makes for good advertising as well. Maybe I’ll loan the guy an extra set of Creator goggles while he/she is there. What a photo-op.

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 1:29 pm said:

I’m glad to hear Creator will have an EMT on site, he/she will be needed!

See you there huvason.

I thought you weren’t going? Oh - I guess you are bringing mad

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

I thought you weren’t going? Oh - I guess you are bringing mad

It would be very nice to see him. Perhaps I can break his mental shackles of indoctrination, and help him escape when he shows up.

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

I thought you weren’t going? Oh - I guess you are bringing mad

Yes well since we last spoke I have found myself without a job so my Saturdays are free for now.

Did you have to ruin the surprise, geez huv.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 3:20 pm said:

It would be very nice to see him. Perhaps I can break his mental shackles of indoctrination, and help him escape when he shows up.

Trust me, there will be no escape. You know the saying, “It’s hard to find good help these days”? Well not any more. ha ha!

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:22 pm said:

Yes well since we last spoke I have found myself without a job so my Saturdays are free for now.

Did you have to ruin the surprise, geez huv.

Yeah, I know the feeling. Starting Monday I am laid-off for three weeks. Oh, well more time to spend out in the garden…….

MrFreeze on 7/12/2006 at 3:26 pm said:

Yeah, I know the feeling. Starting Monday I am laid-off for three weeks. Oh, well more time to spend out in the garden…….

I think thats what they call “bittersweet”? Sorry for the lack of work but it’s always good to be in the garden! Enjoy.

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:30 pm said:

I think thats what they call “bittersweet”? Sorry for the lack of work but it’s always good to be in the garden! Enjoy.

Thanks, but it is ok. Rather have the time off now than in the middle of winter…….(No, wait– the middle of winter would work as well)….Just wish it was mid August at-least then I could be making salsa…..

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:22 pm said:

Yes well since we last spoke I have found myself without a job so my Saturdays are free for now.

Did you have to ruin the surprise, geez huv.

Sorry to hear you are without work as well…………

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:22 pm said:

Yes well since we last spoke I have found myself without a job so my Saturdays are free for now.

Did you have to ruin the surprise, geez huv.

Sorry to hear that Since I ruined the Mad surprise, I guess I’m buying the first round.

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 3:40 pm said:

Sorry to hear that Since I ruined the Mad surprise, I guess I’m buying the first round.

Deal.

Thanks guys,

Kinda nice to have a break, able to get alot of stuff done. Hey Mr. Freeze, work or no work, you neeeeeed to keep making your salsa.

Huv, I think I might have to make it two rounds. You know why.

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:23 pm said:

Trust me, there will be no escape. You know the saying, “It’s hard to find good help these days”? Well not any more. ha ha!

Oh my God, you are funny!

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:52 pm said:

Thanks guys,

Kinda nice to have a break, able to get alot of stuff done. Hey Mr. Freeze, work or no work, you neeeeeed to keep making your salsa.

Huv, I think I might have to make it two rounds. You know why.

DONE

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:52 pm said:

Thanks guys,

Kinda nice to have a break, able to get alot of stuff done. Hey Mr. Freeze, work or no work, you neeeeeed to keep making your salsa.

Huv, I think I might have to make it two rounds. You know why.

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 3:55 pm said:

DONE

Not sure why though,but i’m buying!

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:52 pm said:

Thanks guys,

Kinda nice to have a break, able to get alot of stuff done. Hey Mr. Freeze, work or no work, you neeeeeed to keep making your salsa.

Huv, I think I might have to make it two rounds. You know why.

Don’t worry your on the top of the list for some of this years batch….I am giving myself this year to get it perfect and I hope next year to get a batch made with a co-packer.

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 12:17 pm said:

LOL - I’m not backing out - bring it on

I’ll need to step up training a bit. Some DEFCON ONE mixed with some extract I have (no, not my batch #1 or #2 )

Bring it on creator, I ain’t scared!

Good huvason, the plan is in full effect. Creator isnt sure now if we are raising the white flag or plotting our domination.

DEFCON Creator on 7/12/2006 at 1:19 pm said:

Consider it brought.

I’m working on having an EMT present (no, I’m NOT kidding).

Having the EMT there doesnt fool me, that is Creator’s secret escape plan, slip out in the back of an ambulance…ha ha

“Maybe I’ll loan the guy an extra set of Creator goggles while he/she is there. What a photo-op”

Another plan to fool us into capturing the wrong Creator. We are not so easily fooled. The huv-clan is far-reaching and its roots grow deep. Beware!

Look at you huvason, not only the ringleader of the huv-clan,
but leading the HSB top 20 now too, way to dominate…ha ha
must be why MAD hasnt escaped and is still stuck in those shackles

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 4:33 pm said:

Look at you huvason, not only the ringleader of the huv-clan,
but leading the HSB top 20 now too, way to dominate…ha ha
must be why MAD hasnt escaped and is still stuck in those shackles

Way to go huv or is that KING HUV now….Were not worthy !!!!!!!!!!!!

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 4:33 pm said:

Look at you huvason, not only the ringleader of the huv-clan,
but leading the HSB top 20 now too, way to dominate…ha ha
must be why MAD hasnt escaped and is still stuck in those shackles

MrFreeze on 7/12/2006 at 4:50 pm said:

Way to go huv or is that KING HUV now….Were not worthy !!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL - Just means I have no life, and the Twirling Nationals are kind of boring!

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 4:56 pm said:

LOL - Just means I have no life, and the Twirling Nationals are kind of boring!

And Ryan beens busy (desinging labels) and Chris as well (being BLogmeister Jr.)

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 5:06 pm said:

And Ryan beens busy (desinging labels) and Chris as well (being BLogmeister Jr.)

I bow to you……… Wait that did not sound right. Only for reason of being comment king. HaHa. You the man.

Some there did not look right, to bad. On the go there are some soft shell crab waiting for my tummy.

MrFreeze on 7/12/2006 at 4:09 pm said:

Don’t worry your on the top of the list for some of this years batch….I am giving myself this year to get it perfect and I hope next year to get a batch made with a co-packer.

Thanks Mr. Freeze, I’m looking forward to it.

huvason on 7/12/2006 at 5:06 pm said:

And Ryan beens busy (desinging labels) and Chris as well (being BLogmeister Jr.)

Actually its the Mrs. that has been keeping me busy label designing too though

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 5:53 pm said:

Thanks Mr. Freeze, I’m looking forward to it.

No problem at all…………

chrisk on 7/12/2006 at 4:10 pm said:

Good huvason, the plan is in full effect. Creator isnt sure now if we are raising the white flag or plotting our domination.

Having the EMT there doesnt fool me, that is Creator’s secret escape plan, slip out in the back of an ambulance…ha ha

“Maybe I’ll loan the guy an extra set of Creator goggles while he/she is there. What a photo-op”

Another plan to fool us into capturing the wrong Creator. We are not so easily fooled. The huv-clan is far-reaching and its roots grow deep. Beware!

I wouldn’t miss this Deathmatch for the world. No sense escaping, I want to see the aftermath.

DEFCON Creator on 7/13/2006 at 8:50 am said:

I wouldn’t miss this Deathmatch for the world. No sense escaping, I want to see the aftermath.

After the smoke clears, the huv-clan will be standing tall

Someone else will be joining MAD in the shed, well, after we get more Habby.
Hope you are good at chopping Creator…ha ha

chrisk on 7/13/2006 at 9:36 am said:

After the smoke clears, the huv-clan will be standing tall

Someone else will be joining MAD in the shed, well, after we get more Habby.
Hope you are good at chopping Creator…ha ha

Ahhh, so you concede to The Huvason before the match takes place?

As for joining Mad. Chris, you shouldbe more worried than I, for after you concede, The Huvason may ask you for concessions.

DEFCON Creator on 7/13/2006 at 9:43 am said:

Ahhh, so you concede to The Huvason before the match takes place?

As for joining Mad. Chris, you shouldbe more worried than I, for after you concede, The Huvason may ask you for concessions.

There’s still the mystery contestant.

Come on Chris, you have to at least try one

chrisk on 7/13/2006 at 9:36 am said:

After the smoke clears, the huv-clan will be standing tall

Someone else will be joining MAD in the shed, well, after we get more Habby.
Hope you are good at chopping Creator…ha ha

DEFCON Creator on 7/13/2006 at 9:43 am said:

Ahhh, so you concede to The Huvason before the match takes place?

As for joining Mad. Chris, you shouldbe more worried than I, for after you concede, The Huvason may ask you for concessions.

huvason on 7/13/2006 at 10:34 am said:

There’s still the mystery contestant.

Come on Chris, you have to at least try one

Where did it say I concede?

The “huv-clan” includes all those involved in MAD’s removal from sight.
Huv “the leader” and his royal subjects (THT, myself, and MrFreeze) will gain control at the Creator’s Ball (ie Defcon Day)

And to think, the mystery contestant is female.

She has had the ZERO, in small doses, a few times before, and it really doesn’t phase her (which IS kinda scary). She wanted to join the last contest, but had to leave early before we started rounding up the victims to the table of ingestion.

I’d love to try some of these down in Texas! You need to road trip one of these events!

locolunabrian on 7/13/2006 at 11:04 am said:

I’d love to try some of these down in Texas! You need to road trip one of these events!

Brian, if I have any extra, I’ll mail you a small vial of the stuff. Shoot me an e-mail with your address.

DEFCON Creator on 7/13/2006 at 12:17 pm said:

Brian, if I have any extra, I’ll mail you a small vial of the stuff. Shoot me an e-mail with your address.

You’re a good man - no matter what some of the others say:) (just kidding!). You’ll need to tell me the process too! Thank you!

Hey, Creator, you find anyone to put me up yet? It’s looking like a good possibility I will be there. Looks like it’s about a 9 hr drive from here. Man I wish these things were closer!

locolunabrian on 7/13/2006 at 12:37 pm said:

You’re a good man - no matter what some of the others say:) (just kidding!). You’ll need to tell me the process too! Thank you!

Thanks Brian. Like I said no guarantees, but if there is extra, you get some. I think the worst part about this whole thing is I have to taste this crap until it’s hot enough. My wife can’t wait…However, she doesn’t realize, I removed the batteries from her vidcam.

As for the process………………………..What Process?

The process I refer too is the process of making the wings!

DK on 7/13/2006 at 12:39 pm said:

Hey, Creator, you find anyone to put me up yet? It’s looking like a good possibility I will be there. Looks like it’s about a 9 hr drive from here. Man I wish these things were closer!

Hi DK, I haven’t gotten any bites yet. There are a few hotels in the area, but they really ain’t that cheap (lovely Jersey taxes…Hell, we can’t even afford to keep our state open 24/7).

Any takers for DK for one night?

locolunabrian on 7/13/2006 at 2:05 pm said:

The process I refer too is the process of making the wings!

Ahhhh, for a moment there I thought you wanted the Ancient CHinese Secret for the ZERO. Not a problem. 375-400 degree canola oil. Put the wings in. Let ‘em cook for about 3-4 minutes, take ‘em out. They’re NOT done yet! Stab each section ONCE with a BBQ fork, and put ‘em back in the oil. Fry ‘em until they’re nice and crispy (I like mine very crispy), and coat them with sauce (that has been slightly warmed), and devour them.

Works every time!

DEFCON Creator on 7/13/2006 at 2:10 pm said:

Ahhhh, for a moment there I thought you wanted the Ancient CHinese Secret for the ZERO. Not a problem. 375-400 degree canola oil. Put the wings in. Let ‘em cook for about 3-4 minutes, take ‘em out. They’re NOT done yet! Stab each section ONCE with a BBQ fork, and put ‘em back in the oil. Fry ‘em until they’re nice and crispy (I like mine very crispy), and coat them with sauce (that has been slightly warmed), and devour them.

Works every time!

That’s what I needed! Do you mix the Zero with butter or take it straight?

DEFCON Creator on 7/13/2006 at 2:07 pm said:

Hi DK, I haven’t gotten any bites yet. There are a few hotels in the area, but they really ain’t that cheap (lovely Jersey taxes…Hell, we can’t even afford to keep our state open 24/7).

Any takers for DK for one night?

Thanks Creator. I may have found a “cheap” motel. I’ll email ya the location for you opinion.

Are you going to have any of the large bottles of Defcon on hand? The savings on freight alone would justify the trip!

locolunabrian on 7/13/2006 at 2:12 pm said:

That’s what I needed! Do you mix the Zero with butter or take it straight?

I wouldn’t eat the ZERO straight in any larger quantity than a drop or two, it’s an additive. The .5 sauce (which is what I’m going to try to send you) is roughly a 65-70% #1 sauce (at least so far) with pre-release ZERO Batch #3 added.

DK on 7/13/2006 at 2:21 pm said:

Thanks Creator. I may have found a “cheap” motel. I’ll email ya the location for you opinion.

Are you going to have any of the large bottles of Defcon on hand? The savings on freight alone would justify the trip!

Great, here are some towns you kinda want to avoid (unless of course you feel REALLY adventurous). Newark, East Orange, Irvington, Orange, and parts of the Plainfields. Other than that, you should be pretty safe.

DK on 7/13/2006 at 2:21 pm said:

Thanks Creator. I may have found a “cheap” motel. I’ll email ya the location for you opinion.

Are you going to have any of the large bottles of Defcon on hand? The savings on freight alone would justify the trip!

Hey DK where re you driving from?????

MrFreeze on 7/13/2006 at 3:03 pm said:

Hey DK where re you driving from?????

Greenwood, SC.

kristi on 7/12/2006 at 3:52 pm said:

Thanks guys,

Kinda nice to have a break, able to get alot of stuff done. Hey Mr. Freeze, work or no work, you neeeeeed to keep making your salsa.

Huv, I think I might have to make it two rounds. You know why.

Looks like it may be a limited batch this year as we received 5″ TO 6″ of rain Tuesday night. I think the peppers are ok, bu the romas are not looking to good. I hope this heat we are having snaps them out of it. Half of my twenty plants are in rough shape…….

So this isn’t even on topic anymore?

Ryan Bell on 7/13/2006 at 7:10 pm said:

So this isn’t even on topic anymore?

Yeah wondered off a bit…………….sorry…………..

MrFreeze on 7/13/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

Yeah wondered off a bit…………….sorry…………..

MrFreeze your in Ind right.

Hey huvson how did your daugther do today.