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OK folks, the time has finally come. The Fat Kid Sauces Store is OPEN! Our mission is a simple one: to provide my fellow chiliheads with some great sauce. As you know, there are some great sauces out there already. We hope that you will count us among them in the near future.
Fat Kids Sauces
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Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Hot Sauce News, Hot Sauce Stuff
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Guess we will let it slide this time Nick….
Hey Congrats Huv! Looks great. Haven’t had the pleasure of a sampling yet but I am looking forward to one. Good luck!
i was just trying to order and it took me to paypal and i entered everything and
it says where i type in the secret code on the bottom, i was wrong. i typed in
the 5 letter number combo 5 times and it didnt let me order it. please please
is there anyone out there can help me. the hot sauce in my veins is running low
and i must reinsert more.
Hey generallee - let me look into it!
Story of my life….. PAYPAL link is down. Let me check 
Stupid computers… I hate them That’s what I get for trying to be too fancy. DEfinitely changing the site\store to make it easier!
Hey Huv congrats and how’s it going ?????????
Hey Mr Freeze - all is good. Website problems, but I’ll fix them! How’s everything by you? Did you get my email last week?
Yeah got the e-mail. Wasn’t to happy with my first batch of salsa 2nd batch is being done tomorrow. Will definetly send some your way. Just got done picking 15lbs. of Habs out of the garden and picked 45 lbs. of Japs. Tuesday.
Nice… I picked 5lbs of Habaneros today - at the grocery store 
Nice Huv, the advatange of having a garden can’t beat it. A couple more days and I will have to pick again. lots of peppers this year…………
How about advantage……………
So fat kids make this sauce right? Fat kid labor?
Hey MrFreeze, how’s it going? Fresh peppers sounds yummy…
So fat kids make this sauce right? Fat kid labor?
Just this one
How about advantage……………
You’re strating to spell like me now Mr Freeze!
How about advantage……………
You’re strating to spell like me now Mr Freeze!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Seems someone has been jonesing for the “DK Joke of the day” thread in the forum. So here’s one for ya ’til the forums come back up..
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn’t dance a single step!” “So?” asked the duck’s former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”
LOL
I know you saw it earlier huv, before the comments disappeared, but I’ll say it again so we’re back on topic.
Congratulations man! CFL! 
Thanx DK - but what is CFL?
Hey DK, tried your jerky last night. Its good, but, Phew!, it has a bit of a kick to it 
right up huvs alley
dont worry, bag 2 of 3 and 3 of 3 are still sealed
Thanx DK - but what is CFL?
Customer for life!
Crazy Fat Lawyer…
Hey DK, tried your jerky last night. Its good, but, Phew!, it has a bit of a kick to it right up huvs alley
dont worry, bag 2 of 3 and 3 of 3 are still sealed
Glad ya liked it Chris, but you gotta teach me the trick of tasting it without opening it! Heck, I even have it double wrapped, man you’re good!
Huv’s gonna be pissed, he had a #1/1 Turkey and opened it!
So both #1’s are open! 
My turkey 1/1 didn’t last 24 hours still have the bag though
“you gotta teach me the trick of tasting it without opening it! Heck, I even have it double wrapped”
DK, Shhhhh, you just need to know who had 1 of 3 and be around after they opened it then you never need to open yours…
Crazy Fat Lawyer…
Funny one Tracy, here ya go:
Do you know what we call Skydiving Lawyers here in SC?
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Skeet.
I have a friend that’s a lawyer, I send these things to him all the time! Wasn’t meant to offend anyone! (That’s called CYA )
“My turkey 1/1 didn’t last 24 hours still have the bag though “
Finally, do you know how long it took huv to open up his habby???
Tracy - your package will be at Cape Fear HQ on monday. Maybe your web store works!
“My turkey 1/1 didn’t last 24 hours still have the bag though “
Finally, do you know how long it took huv to open up his habby???
That’s why I signed and numbered them, I remembered the thing with the Habby! I was testing Huv! Huvason, you passed man!
“Huvason, you passed man!”
Congrats huv!, and your closing in on 2500…
Do I feel another “secret” handshake coming on?
I opened the jerky the day I got it. Finished it for breakfast the next day. Btw I still have thje habby jar!
It’s also kinda like Scott mentioned about the Defcon Zero, the unsigned ones will probably turn into a collectors item as well, although that’s not the intent. I’m opening mine if I get one though, no question. Zero Jerky, that’s all I have to say about it. I don’t care if it’s the last dang bottle!
Your a good man DK!!! no matter what huvason says…lol 
Btw I still have thje habby jar!
Send the jar and the bag to me huv and I’ll reseal the Habby Jar inside the Jerky bag for ya!
oops, forgot the /
Send the jar and the bag to me huv and I’ll reseal the Habby Jar inside the Jerky bag for ya!
Better yet, send the bag, 50 bucks, and I’ll do a “repair” on the bag to restore it to original condition! May even just seal it empty and relabel it “Zero Jerky”!
I only have a $100 ois that ok?
DK, just throw in a used sock then you wont need to give huv any change
I only have a $100 ois that ok?
For you Huv, sure! But just because you’re such a great guy!
Seriously, when I get the Turkey perfected, I’ll send ya another sample and something to NOT open, how about that.
DK, just throw in a used sock then you wont need to give huv any change
That’s not what I had in mind, but we’ll see! Maybe a muddy one fresh from the gator pit!
Seriously, when I get the Turkey perfected, I’ll send ya another sample and something to NOT open, how about that.
Thanx!!! I’m out of here everyone.
Gnite, I’m out as well.
Huv, nice job on the sauce!!!
Ryan, nice lable!
Huv, nice job on the sauce!!!
Thanx eman….
Ryan, nice lable!
He did a great job on it! The next one is even better!
huv ..first off good luck and second i love the label..nice job ryan!!
huv ..first off good luck and second i love the label..nice job ryan!!
Thanx truth. All the kinds words from yo, and everyone are much appreciated!
wish we could have split that both bud
wish we could have split that both bud
LOL - knew it was you……… shoot me an email. I’m sure you know how to get it
did you really know all along?
huv send me a email cant find yours
Huv,
Guess what? Thought you would love to hear this. Got my first order in my store (haven’t even advertised yet) for 4 bottles. One of each of the FKS sauces.
Hey thebigshow what is up????
n2m MrFreeze, how are you? How’s batch #2 coming?
Batch #2 is going great should have some shipped out this week……
that’s cool, you’rw happier with this batch?
yeah this batch is more of what i was looking for………..
That’s great news bigshow. Hopefully the first of many
MrFreeze, thats good.
Huv, yeah I hope ALOT more, got to start somewhere. Did you post the my sight somewhere? Surprised someone just stumbled across it otherwise.
Yeah, on my site!
Is your store not working yet? Wuld think they would buy from you first.
Nah - I broke it. I can either manually process or send them to you
oh ok…well send them to me hehehehehe
LOL - I will, even when the sites up!
Hey bigshow, send me a link and I’ll add you to the links page on THE BOG.
Huv,
You working on that store? I take it you’re doing it yourself? I used an online application that seems to be working great! At a reasonable price too.
You working on that store? I take it you’re doing it yourself? I used an online application that seems to be working great! At a reasonable price too.
Yeah… the store is easy - I tried to do too much, and broke it I’m going to try and finish tonight, tomorrow the latest. They can still order from me, I just need to manually send and invoice right now. Plus as long as you have sauce - all is good!
Most definately. I’m computer illiterate, so I need help from others. But I’m learning, getting the hang of it. Redoing the whole main pages, new templates and all, Ryan’s working on the logos and looking good(of course) so I can’t wait to launch the new look. Probably sometime after ZF.
Well Huv, before all the comments were wiped, I was showing the love to you. Congrats and nothing but the best wished for you and your new company!
Huv, you really should get to ZF my friend, I would love a set of 4 in person. Also, watch gang, INSANE DITD #1 will go up tonight for JimC.
Later, Aj
Arizona Jack on 8/27/2006 at 4:00 pm said:
Huv, you really should get to ZF my friend, I would love a set of 4 in person. Also, watch gang, INSANE DITD #1 will go up tonight for JimC.
Later, Aj
LOL - well, it depends on the outcome of the poll voting on the fatkidsauces website Right now Absolutely - Just go and hang out is winning.
Right on, thats what I voted for !!!!
Arizona Jack on 8/27/2006 at 4:46 pm said:
Right on, thats what I voted for !!!!
I voted for the third one!
DK on 8/27/2006 at 5:27 pm said:
I voted for the third one!
LOL - that’s only because you’ve met met. I’m sure more would votre that way if they knew me
huvason on 8/27/2006 at 5:38 pm said:
LOL - that’s only because you’ve met met. I’m sure more would votre that way if they knew me
The 4th should be: “what’s a huvason”
Nick Lindauer on 8/27/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
The 4th should be: “what’s a huvason”
True…..
Nick Lindauer on 8/27/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
The 4th should be: “what’s a huvason”
Now that’s one I don’t know even though I HAVE met him!
HELLO HSB AND BROTHER DK
huvason on 8/27/2006 at 4:37 pm said:
LOL - well, it depends on the outcome of the poll voting on the fatkidsauces website
That’s what I voted for. Hell, you never know WHO you’re going to run into.
Nick Lindauer on 8/27/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
The 4th should be: “what’s a huvason”
I like the story behind the name. Kinda funny.
I voted for the ‘hanging out ‘ as well. Better learn to swim before you jump in with the sharks
WAHOO!
Four “Fat Kids” just walked in the house along with two mini-friends!!!
Huv…this stuff if some-kinda good my friend! Thank you for becoming part of my collection! The fridge thanks you too… !
To all you Bloggers…You need to take care of business if you ain’t got no “Fat Kids” in your family!
MSK on 8/28/2006 at 4:53 pm said:
WAHOO!
Four “Fat Kids” just walked in the house along with two mini-friends!!!
Huv…this stuff if some-kinda good my friend! Thank you for becoming part of my collection! The fridge thanks you too…
To all you Bloggers…You need to take care of business if you ain’t got no “Fat Kids” in your family!
I can second that! A little hotter than most on the mild and medium so just be ready for you lite weights (Bret).
MSK on 8/28/2006 at 4:53 pm said:
WAHOO!
Four “Fat Kids” just walked in the house along with two mini-friends!!!
Huv…this stuff if some-kinda good my friend! Thank you for becoming part of my collection! The fridge thanks you too…
To all you Bloggers…You need to take care of business if you ain’t got no “Fat Kids” in your family!
Glad you liked! And I’m glad they’re part of your collection!
thebigshow on 8/28/2006 at 5:03 pm said:
I can second that! A little hotter than most on the mild and medium so just be ready for you lite weights (Bret).
Yeah I thouight about toning it down, but then decided against it 
thebigshow on 8/28/2006 at 5:03 pm said:
I can second that! A little hotter than most on the mild and medium so just be ready for you lite weights (Bret).
Well even the lite weights can handle the mild. I have two of them working for me and they absolutely love huv’s mild sauce. They went through more than half of the bottle during lunch the day after I received it. One of them doesn’t even eat chips and salsa because most mild salsas are too hot for her. I’d leave it alone huv, it passed the wimp test and then some here.
Well - it took longer than I thought, but I have re-worked the Fat Kid Sauces website, the store is eaily accessible, and it will actually take orders. Still need to do some cosmetic work, but the order system is fully functional, and the majority 0f the content has been restored. Simply login\register using the Login Form on the left (if you have already regstered you can login, you will only need to update your account) Please let me know what you think…..
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