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I think it is very important that everyony realizes my innocence is this matter. I am doing everything I can to get the hostage released.
Damn, I can’t load any of the big threads on my blackberry. I get error that’s it too big to load ![]()
Huv, if need be, I’ll loan you my anti-homunculus bio-warfare defense system…AKA Chili the Chiwawa ![]()
Hopefully Homunculus will get it in friendly fire….
Nerve agent, Defcon 0 shells for the cannon I hope. Worse than mustard gas, blood agent or VX nerve agent.
wE aRe NOt sCaReD mY ThEsE ThReAtS. U WiLl hEaR OuR RaNsOm DeMaNdS ShOrTlY.
AnY rEsCuE AtTeMpTs WiLl Be DeAlT WiTh SeVeReLy.
HuVaSoN CaNnOt StOp Us EiThEr!
nice conical flasks! I want my old full blown chem set to start playing with things at home
Creator, if alcohol carries the capsaicin to the taste buds, then why not make an alcoholic extract (for the over 18s or 21s) as wouldnt this make it seem hotter? or is this me being stupid? just a thought thas all
MattUK on 4/9/2006 at 4:23 pm said:
Creator, if alcohol carries the capsaicin to the taste buds, then why not make an alcoholic extract (for the over 18s or 21s) as wouldnt this make it seem hotter? or is this me being stupid? just a thought thas all
Matt, no question is really stupid when it pertains to something like this. Alcohol doesn’t really carry the capsaicin technically. Alcohol allows for the capsaicin to be put into solution away from the pepper, sugar as well. I would LOVE to sell an alcoholic extract, but I think the ATF might have something to say about it, and I don’t have tens of thousands of dollards to spend on a liquor license.
After the harvesting of the initial habanero mash, we have quite a bit of distilled habanero flake/powder left over. I usually just hand this stuff out to friends to put into their pepper shakers for their own use. I also take some of it, fire up the Weber grill, and smoke some of the flake with various woods, the stuff comes out really good. What I have found interesting is the partially distilled flake/powder is very susceptible to further capsaicin release, and I will put some into a tea bag and let it steep in a good vodka for about a week, the vodka has a very subtle taste of the orange habanero, as well as a nice little kick of heat.
DEFCON Renegades on 4/9/2006 at 3:48 pm said:
wE aRe NOt sCaReD mY ThEsE ThReAtS. U WiLl hEaR OuR RaNsOm DeMaNdS ShOrTlY.
AnY rEsCuE AtTeMpTs WiLl Be DeAlT WiTh SeVeReLy.
HuVaSoN CaNnOt StOp Us EiThEr!
Sounds Like The Huvason is attempting misdirection by using the old Don Adams “Man in a gorilla suit” technique. ![]()
DEFCON Creator on 4/9/2006 at 4:49 pm said:
Matt, no question is really stupid when it pertains to something like this. Alcohol doesn’t really carry the capsaicin technically. Alcohol allows for the capsaicin to be put into solution away from the pepper, sugar as well. I would LOVE to sell an alcoholic extract, but I think the ATF might have something to say about it, and I don’t have tens of thousands of dollards to spend on a liquor license.
After the harvesting of the initial habanero mash, we have quite a bit of distilled habanero flake/powder left over. I usually just hand this stuff out to friends to put into their pepper shakers for their own use. I also take some of it, fire up the Weber grill, and smoke some of the flake with various woods, the stuff comes out really good. What I have found interesting is the partially distilled flake/powder is very susceptible to further capsaicin release, and I will put some into a tea bag and let it steep in a good vodka for about a week, the vodka has a very subtle taste of the orange habanero, as well as a nice little kick of heat.
Thanks Creator - hadn’t thought about the license bit. Habanero tea bags - now that sounds like fun!
If only I lived near you - free habanero flakes - I love them on chicken!!
Well, if you want, next time you place an order, just remind me, and I’ll send some along.
DEFCON Creator on 4/9/2006 at 5:04 pm said:
Well, if you want, next time you place an order, just remind me, and I’ll send some along.
Thanks ur awesome. Think I’m gona order some of your other sauces once my loan comes in (later this month)
huvason on 4/9/2006 at 11:46 am said:
I think it is very important that everyony realizes my innocence is this matter. I am doing everything I can to get the hostage released.
DEFCON Renegades on 4/9/2006 at 3:48 pm said:
wE aRe NOt sCaReD mY ThEsE ThReAtS. U WiLl hEaR OuR RaNsOm DeMaNdS ShOrTlY.
AnY rEsCuE AtTeMpTs WiLl Be DeAlT WiTh SeVeReLy.
HuVaSoN CaNnOt StOp Us EiThEr!
What the…. I am gone a day and look what happened???
I told you huvason, let him free already ![]()
Well now I’m really scared. I was at a twirling competition all day, came home and there all gone. None of them are in the pink house, no sign of the Homunculus. I noticed my computer was logged in, I see they sent a message.
I hope the little guy is OK ![]()
Huvason, you might want to see if your alcohol is still there, I have a feeling they are all out partying with it, poor little guy is prolly gonna be a sacrifice to the sauce god or something.
Mrs.Ryan on 4/9/2006 at 9:05 pm said:
Huvason, you might want to see if your alcohol is still there, I have a feeling they are all out partying with it, poor little guy is prolly gonna be a sacrifice to the sauce god or something.
I think me and Mrs Huvason just drank most of the alcohol in the hot tub
I didn’t realize there was an attic in that house (under the DEFCON label). I do here noise from there, but I am not looking! I think they are planning there defense. BTW, the car is back. It was gone all after noon.
the car was gone? are you telling me these things can drive? holy crap.
Mrs.Ryan on 4/9/2006 at 9:18 pm said:
the car was gone? are you telling me these things can drive? holy crap.
I’m not sure it was the DEFCON kids. IT showed up long after the kidnapping.
sounds like they need a time out, I say juvenile hall sounds good for them ![]()
I just received a communication. They found a double agent within their ranks (went by the nickname Defcon Renegade)…He has been dispatched. They also stated how much room there was between the floors of the Casa Huvason Stronghold.
huvason on 4/9/2006 at 9:26 pm said:
I’m not sure it was the DEFCON kids. IT showed up long after the kidnapping.
DEFCON Creator on 4/9/2006 at 9:41 pm said:
I just received a communication. They found a double agent within their ranks (went by the nickname Defcon Renegade)…He has been dispatched. They also stated how much room there was between the floors of the Casa Huvason Stronghold.
mrs ryan, I think we need to break off all communication with huvason. seems like this is only getting worse and we dont need to be brought into it. sorry huvason, you may need to go it alone.
I can see it now, an army of little orange Homunculus surrounding my car in the morning ![]()
Mrs.Ryan on 4/9/2006 at 9:32 pm said:
sounds like they need a time out, I say juvenile hall sounds good for them
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS A TIME OUT TOO ![]()
ryan on 4/9/2006 at 9:51 pm said:
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS A TIME OUT TOO
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that other one was for 5 minutes, not 5 days??? ![]()
chris k on 4/9/2006 at 9:50 pm said:
mrs ryan, I think we need to break off all communication with huvason. seems like this is only getting worse and we dont need to be brought into it. sorry huvason, you may need to go it alone.
I can see it now, an army of little orange Homunculus surrounding my car in the morning
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Good move Chris, keep your distance from The Huvason until this situation is rectified. With the global alert that has been put out within the Defcon Collective, I wouldn’t want to see any innocent by-standers get in the way of The Homunuclus’ Retribution Strike, it ain’t gonna be pretty.
DEFCON Creator on 4/9/2006 at 9:59 pm said:
Good move Chris, keep your distance from The Huvason until this situation is rectified. With the global alert that has been put out within the Defcon Collective, I wouldn’t want to see any innocent by-standers get in the way of The Homunuclus’ Retribution Strike, it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Thanks for the heads up, it reaffirms what I was thinking ![]()
Man this is getting better than the new season of “24″.
DK on 4/9/2006 at 10:19 pm said:
Man this is getting better than the new season of “24″.
Definitely better than the latest crappy Sopranos edisode ![]()
chris k on 4/9/2006 at 9:50 pm said:
mrs ryan, I think we need to break off all communication with huvason. seems like this is only getting worse and we dont need to be brought into it. sorry huvason, you may need to go it alone.
I can see it now, an army of little orange Homunculus surrounding my car in the morning
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GREAT - I’m under seige for an alleged crime that I maintain I did not commit, and the blog abondons me!
Oh well, i’m going in…..
huvason on 4/9/2006 at 10:29 pm said:
GREAT - I’m under seige for an alleged crime that I maintain I did not commit, and the blog abondons me!
Oh well, i’m going in…..
I would say good luck huvason but I was advised not to speak to you until it all clears up ![]()
chris k on 4/9/2006 at 9:50 pm said:
mrs ryan, I think we need to break off all communication with huvason. seems like this is only getting worse and we dont need to be brought into it. sorry huvason, you may need to go it alone.
I can see it now, an army of little orange Homunculus surrounding my car in the morning
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LMAO, I’ll sick chile on the little orange so and so’s if I see them
i’m safe….sorry huv, you started this and I am sure you better finish it soon….
chris k on 4/9/2006 at 10:45 pm said:
I would say good luck huvason but I was advised not to speak to you until it all clears up
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Mrs.Ryan on 4/9/2006 at 10:47 pm said:
LMAO, I’ll sick chile on the little orange so and so’s if I see them
i’m safe….sorry huv, you started this and I am sure you better finish it soon….
I am innocent. But I have it on good advice that there may some some ransom demands\pictures up coming ![]()
See, they have taken over!
huvason on 4/9/2006 at 10:29 pm said:
GREAT - I’m under seige for an alleged crime that I maintain I did not commit, and the blog abondons me!
Oh well, i’m going in…..
Your attempt to undo your incrimination has been noted…Ignored, but noted. The logistical combat and tactical planning stages are nearly complete. YOU will be assimilated, resistance will do nothing more than allow you the realization you have been transmuted into a Defcon Automaton. The Casa Huvason Stronghold will become a satellite field operation safehouse. The disturbance in the Defcon Continuum will be avenged. All attempts to defend yourself shall be thwarted. Sleep well tonight…And don’t forget your aluminum hat. Klatuu Barata Nikto.
DEFCON Creator on 4/9/2006 at 11:03 pm said:
Your attempt to undo your incrimination has been noted…Ignored, but noted. The logistical combat and tactical planning stages are nearly complete. YOU will be assimilated, resistance will do nothing more than allow you the realization you have been transmuted into a Defcon Automaton. The Casa Huvason Stronghold will become a satellite field operation safehouse. The disturbance in the Defcon Continuum will be avenged. All attempts to defend yourself shall be thwarted. Sleep well tonight…And don’t forget your aluminum hat. Klatuu Barata Nikto.
I better check the news in the morning cause I think for some reason that I will see pics of the Casa Huvason on there and it wont be pretty.
DEFCON Creator on 4/9/2006 at 11:03 pm said:
Your attempt to undo your incrimination has been noted…Ignored, but noted. The logistical combat and tactical planning stages are nearly complete. YOU will be assimilated, resistance will do nothing more than allow you the realization you have been transmuted into a Defcon Automaton. The Casa Huvason Stronghold will become a satellite field operation safehouse. The disturbance in the Defcon Continuum will be avenged. All attempts to defend yourself shall be thwarted. Sleep well tonight…And don’t forget your aluminum hat. Klatuu Barata Nikto.
I tought it was “Klaatu Barata Nikto”? And it doesn’t sound like you are bringing any PEACE!
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huvason on 4/9/2006 at 11:09 pm said:
I tought it was “Klaatu Barata Nikto”? And it doesn’t sound like you are bringing any PEACE!
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HUVASONS IN TROUBLE, NA NA NA NA NA :p
Klaatu Barata Nikto were the words spoken by the gal in “the day the earth stood still” or whatever that movie was called, and it was to stop the robot from destroying the earth. Creator, are you powering down your army.
Ryan on 4/9/2006 at 11:24 pm said:
Klaatu Barata Nikto were the words spoken by the gal in “the day the earth stood still” or whatever that movie was called, and it was to stop the robot from destroying the earth. Creator, are you powering down your army.
Sounds like it to me. We all know the Creator to be of high intelligence. Perhaps he does, in fact, realize that I have no involvement in the kidnapping!
huvason on 4/10/2006 at 7:12 am said:
Sounds like it to me. We all know the Creator to be of high intelligence. Perhaps he does, in fact, realize that I have no involvement in the kidnapping!
hey huvason, going out on a limb here speaking to you ![]()
seems like it may be clearing up, not that I can admit it, Im hoping so, but if I were, Im glad
huvason on 4/9/2006 at 11:09 pm said:
I tought it was “Klaatu Barata Nikto”? And it doesn’t sound like you are bringing any PEACE!
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Peace is relative, and I MEANT Klatuu, not Klaatu. (evil chuckle)
Ryan on 4/9/2006 at 11:24 pm said:
Klaatu Barata Nikto were the words spoken by the gal in “the day the earth stood still” or whatever that movie was called, and it was to stop the robot from destroying the earth. Creator, are you powering down your army.
This is true, but I didn’t use her exact words, as they wouldn’t have fit into my master plan for The Huvason within his walls of the Casa Huvason Stronghold. As for powering down my forces, my intent was to lull The Huvason into a false sense of security.
huvason on 4/10/2006 at 7:12 am said:
Sounds like it to me. We all know the Creator to be of high intelligence. Perhaps he does, in fact, realize that I have no involvement in the kidnapping!
Ahhh look, The Huvason is attempting flattery. Nice try.
DEFCON Creator on 4/10/2006 at 8:04 am said:
This is true, but I didn’t use her exact words, as they wouldn’t have fit into my master plan for The Huvason within his walls of the Casa Huvason Stronghold. As for powering down my forces, my intent was to lull The Huvason into a false sense of security.
LOL, When I left for work this AM, I didn’t realize I was leaving a Stronghold ![]()
DEFCON Creator on 4/10/2006 at 8:05 am said:
Ahhh look, The Huvason is attempting flattery. Nice try.
I thought “Flattery will get you everything” ![]()
huvason on 4/10/2006 at 8:22 am said:
I thought “Flattery will get you everything”
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apparently not in your cae Huvason, but good try man ![]()
case* not cae…..to much blogging last night
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Is the leader the 1 with the defcon badge on his head?