this contest is awesome

here is my favorite haiku

it was cool huh huh
when we killed that frog huh huh
it won’t croak again
-butthead, 1991

Very nice.

Mad props for being the first to use the word “capsaicin” with the right number of syllables…

–Mike

thanks mike,

Score one for the Kentucky public school system.

The Red Savina
and the Yellow Fatalii
Talon is extreme

Sorry but were did this product line come from. I guess thats what happens when you don’t make it to all the hot sauce shows you get left behind in the smoke.

Can we do limirics (however you spell that) next month?

Ryan@angrypepper on 9/2/2006 at 11:53 am said:

Can we do limirics (however you spell that) next month?

LOVE the idea. Believe it or not my obsession with Haikus started one thanksgiving long ago with a Turkey limerick I wrote:

There once was a Turkey in Turkey
Who once lived in Turkmenistan
He was heard to have said
As they chopped off his head
“I thought I’d end up in Iran!”

Obviously stupid, but that led to turkey haikus, hence the obsession.

Mike on 9/2/2006 at 2:06 pm said:

LOVE the idea. Believe it or not my obsession with Haikus started one thanksgiving long ago with a Turkey limerick I wrote:

There once was a Turkey in Turkey
Who once lived in Turkmenistan
He was heard to have said
As they chopped off his head
“I thought I’d end up in Iran!”

Obviously stupid, but that led to turkey haikus, hence the obsession.

lol, won’t touch that one!

Mike, will you be in ZF?

thebigshow on 9/2/2006 at 2:31 pm said:

lol, won’t touch that one!

Mike, will you be in ZF?

Everytime I am asked the answer gets closer to yes. Only as a spectator if I do, but right now I am saying (unfortunately) not. I saw the list of HSBers. Looks like a… interesting… yes, interesting… bunch.

Mike on 9/2/2006 at 2:49 pm said:

Everytime I am asked the answer gets closer to yes. Only as a spectator if I do, but right now I am saying (unfortunately) not. I saw the list of HSBers. Looks like a… interesting… yes, interesting… bunch.

Interesting is being kind!

Hope we can change your mind, the more the merrier!

Got a P O K E R game going on Friday and Saturday nights too. Anti’s will be bottles of hot sauce. maybe a serious game after for those interested in hanging late.

DEFCON Creator
Assimilation of Earth
Vlad the Impaler

DEFCON Creator on 9/2/2006 at 3:55 pm said:

DEFCON Creator
Assimilation of Earth
Vlad the Impaler

How’d I know you’d get Creator in there

What’s up DC?? Looking forward to the 30th, you know I’ll be there as long as nothing pops up.

thebigshow on 9/2/2006 at 3:59 pm said:

How’d I know you’d get Creator in there

What’s up DC?? Looking forward to the 30th, you know I’ll be there as long as nothing pops up.

Hey man, just taking a break. Doin’ good. I think you’ll like St. James Gate, nice old-fashioned Irish Pub. Perhaps you can bring Mad woth you, it was the scene of his first Defcon Day.

DEFCON Creator on 9/2/2006 at 5:34 pm said:

Hey man, just taking a break. Doin’ good. I think you’ll like St. James Gate, nice old-fashioned Irish Pub. Perhaps you can bring Mad woth you, it was the scene of his first Defcon Day.

If I knew who Mad was, I would try. Never met him is he from this area I take it?

thebigshow on 9/2/2006 at 5:55 pm said:

If I knew who Mad was, I would try. Never met him is he from this area I take it?

Hmmm, good question., I think he was abducted by a crop circle-making black ops helicopter.

Need some great hot sauce
Off to where it can be found
ZestFest in Ft Worth

thebigshow on 9/2/2006 at 5:55 pm said:

If I knew who Mad was, I would try. Never met him is he from this area I take it?

Could it be that there is someone who doesn’t know of Mad?

Campbell is the Man
All Hail the Stair Master Champ
A walk in the park

CaJohn on 9/3/2006 at 9:59 am said:

Campbell is the Man
All Hail the Stair Master Champ
A walk in the park

You’re on a roll this AM John!

huv is the fat kid
the fat kid is huvason
new hot sauce maker

CaJohn on 9/3/2006 at 10:05 am said:

huv is the fat kid
the fat kid is huvason
new hot sauce maker

I think you have a winner there!

this is lots of fun
five then seven then five more
huv you can do one

The blog is agog-
Party! It will be the best,
We’re off to Zest Fest.

CaJohn on 9/3/2006 at 10:08 am said:

this is lots of fun
five then seven then five more
huv you can do one

I do not think so
This is way too hard for me
I will pass on this

John is on a roll
But then someone stood him up
Upright, no more roll

You guys are all nuts
What nothing better to do
on this nice sunday

mild and medium
hot and the extreme to boot
four sauce fat kid dude

Blair, CaJohn, FatKid
Just what is a huvason
Cry another day

Hungover I am
Hot sauce good, but not right now
Stop talking so loud.

Can I win my own contest?

we can chat haiku
about what ever we want
and be on topic

Hey Mike so sorry
will try to keep it down so
we are not that loud

I craved extreme heat
Drank bottles of Jersey Death
My asshole, on fire

As I said before
You guys are all freaking nuts
makes me feel at home

Sounds like you guys are into the bottle already this am!

huvason on 9/3/2006 at 10:11 am said:

I do not think so
This is way too hard for me
I will pass on this

your not alone huv - Im not feeling it

now you got it huv
see how easy it can be
tech dude turn poet

Tracy C on 9/3/2006 at 10:26 am said:

Sounds like you guys are into the bottle already this am!

no it is too soon
the beer must wait til later
then all will be good

God, what have I done?
I created a monster
Dressed as a Haiku.

chrisk on 9/3/2006 at 10:26 am said:

your not alone huv - Im not feeling it

maybe its the whole “it doesnt have to rhyme thing”

chrisk on 9/3/2006 at 10:26 am said:

your not alone huv - Im not feeling it

Chris I thought would win
the contest with out issue
he is the blog poet

Tracy you can too
your twang adds more syllables
redneck to the bone

we must submit these
on the web for them to count
Mike will not look here

huvason on 9/3/2006 at 10:29 am said:

Chris I thought would win
the contest with out issue
he is the blog poet

I just cant huv - my mind goes nuts cause I always try to rhyme. This whole syllable thing throws me off

ChrisK on 9/3/2006 at 10:33 am said:

I just cant huv - my mind goes nuts cause I always try to rhyme. This whole syllable thing throws me off

Chris oh yes you can
it is easy once you start
try and you will win

win or not its fun
huvason just be a shi*!
tech dude is right on

I are a redneck
I are not a dumb redneck
I are a redneck

huv i see your right
there is some work to be done
so off I go for now

CaJohn on 9/3/2006 at 10:40 am said:

huv i see your right
there is some work to be done
so off I go for now

have a good today
I have to get going to
need to fix my web

huvason on 9/3/2006 at 10:36 am said:

Chris oh yes you can
it is easy once you start
try and you will win

Ok huv I’ll try
Cause I dont want you to cry
Your that type of guy

chrisk on 9/3/2006 at 10:47 am said:

Ok huv I’ll try
Cause I dont want you to cry
Your that type of guy

see, I gotta rhyme - cant help it

chrisk on 9/3/2006 at 10:48 am said:

see, I gotta rhyme - cant help it

that is pretty good
rhyming is okay to do
you will get better

this is to much for me first thing this morning

huvason on 9/3/2006 at 10:44 am said:

have a good today
I have to get going to
need to fix my web

I have to go too - be back later

Oh, hi mrs ryan

Him Booger have a great day all that are leaving

Mike on 9/2/2006 at 2:49 pm said:

Everytime I am asked the answer gets closer to yes. Only as a spectator if I do, but right now I am saying (unfortunately) not. I saw the list of HSBers. Looks like a… interesting… yes, interesting… bunch.

you describe us as interesting…..that’s not the word i use

CaJohn on 9/3/2006 at 9:50 am said:

Need some great hot sauce
Off to where it can be found
ZestFest in Ft Worth

Great one Big Daddy!

huvason on 9/3/2006 at 10:11 am said:

I do not think so
This is way too hard for me
I will pass on this

Your words I relate
I suck at writing Haiku
The Bus is complete

DK on 9/3/2006 at 12:16 pm said:

Your words I relate
I suck at writing Haiku
The Bus is complete

Oh Yeah for the Bus
How many passengers on it?
Where is the picture?

Patience Grashopper
As anxious as you may be
Lunch I must first eat

DK on 9/3/2006 at 12:19 pm said:

Patience Grashopper
As anxious as you may be
Lunch I must first eat

Don’t tease us like that
Forget about your lunch time
And show us the pic

just kidding dk…i think that’s my last haiku though…lol

Hey DK I’m Off
Lied before about the last one
This one really is

gotta work on the site

God Damn Addictions
Was not going to do this
Now I can not Stop

thebigshow on 9/3/2006 at 12:29 pm said:

God Damn Addictions
Was not going to do this
Now I can not Stop

Yes it is quire hard
to stop once you have started
alas I must stop now

thebigshow on 9/3/2006 at 12:21 pm said:

Don’t tease us like that
Forget about your lunch time
And show us the pic

just kidding dk…i think that’s my last haiku though…lol

Sorry dude, that Haiku stuff gave me a bigger headache than looking at all the mugshots for the Bus! Ha! Just waiting on a final approval from my right hand man in this madness. Once I here back, and have final approval, it will post. Today, I promise.

Mike, you are on the bus, thanks for the pic. .

21 HSB members made the bus. Thank goodness we got a bigger bus!

DK on 9/3/2006 at 12:52 pm said:

Sorry dude, that Haiku stuff gave me a bigger headache than looking at all the mugshots for the Bus! Ha! Just waiting on a final approval from my right hand man in this madness. Once I here back, and have final approval, it will post. Today, I promise.

Mike, you are on the bus, thanks for the pic. .

21 HSB members made the bus. Thank goodness we got a bigger bus!

Did I say right hand MAN? Oops, huge freaking typo. Probably get a Beat Down for that one!

DK on 9/3/2006 at 12:56 pm said:

Did I say right hand MAN? Oops, huge freaking typo. Probably get a Beat Down for that one!

She can not get mad.
She says she is an angel
With halo on her head

thebigshow on 9/3/2006 at 1:41 pm said:

She can not get mad.
She says she is an angel
With halo on her head

You all must know a
different person then I do because there
no halo fits big head

Jodie on 9/3/2006 at 2:55 pm said:

You all must know a
different person then I do because there
no halo fits big head

Boy, do I suck or what? LOL

thebigshow on 9/3/2006 at 1:41 pm said:

She can not get mad.
She says she is an angel
With halo on her head

Good try being nice
It is much too late for you
Beat Downs are in sight

Love ya bigshow

Dk you have mail, oh and you too leroy

Jodie on 9/3/2006 at 2:56 pm said:

Boy, do I suck or what? LOL

Jodie it’s all good
just remember it’s seven
syllables not words

kristi on 9/3/2006 at 3:00 pm said:

Good try being nice
It is much too late for you
Beat Downs are in sight

Love ya bigshow

Dk you have mail, oh and you too leroy

Kristi, had to try
Jersey beat down I don’t need
will prepare myself

ZF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 days on the road, 4 days I’m there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eb ay ends in an hour
lets gather our power
lets all step up !!!

duhhh should have read the rules first,lol

Arizona Jack on 9/3/2006 at 3:32 pm said:

eb ay ends in an hour
lets gather our power
lets all step up !!!

was nice try AJ
stick with the sauce and auctions
someone will step up

Hope you play P O K E R
Better than you write Haiku
Otherwisre I Win!

thebigshow on 9/3/2006 at 3:32 pm said:

Kristi, had to try
Jersey beat down I don’t need
will prepare myself

ZF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 days on the road, 4 days I’m there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing but the best
Hope you have a real safe drive
See you once your there

See I can play nice, unlike Jodie!

thebigshow on 9/3/2006 at 3:29 pm said:

Jodie it’s all good
just remember it’s seven
syllables not words

I know I messed up
This all just confuses me
Boy do I still suck

kristi on 9/3/2006 at 3:40 pm said:

Nothing but the best
Hope you have a real safe drive
See you once your there

See I can play nice, unlike Jodie!

It must be the halo
don’t leave it home at ZestFest
I need protection

kristi on 9/3/2006 at 3:40 pm said:

Nothing but the best
Hope you have a real safe drive
See you once your there

See I can play nice, unlike Jodie!

Big Heads need to be
Nice or no one will hold up
Support sling for you

I feel sort of dumb
I’ll stick to making hot sauce
bring it on bigshow

LMAO
later gang

I still hate Haiku
If you can find the password
You can board the bus

And for those that don’t know the password, it’s in the Forums! Enjoy!

DK on 9/3/2006 at 3:51 pm said:

I still hate Haiku
If you can find the password
You can board the bus

And for those that don’t know the password, it’s in the Forums! Enjoy!

DK’s Big/Short Bus
Everyone get onboard
Leaving the bog now

Well all I am off
Have to go work need money
Will be back later

DK on 9/3/2006 at 3:51 pm said:

I still hate Haiku
If you can find the password
You can board the bus

And for those that don’t know the password, it’s in the Forums! Enjoy!

thats a great idea
GM/WL no matter
you are so psycho

kristi on 9/3/2006 at 4:19 pm said:

thats a great idea
GM/WL no matter
you are so psycho

An angel you are
With or without a halo
Thanks, You Freaking Rock!!!!!!

DK on 9/3/2006 at 4:40 pm said:

An angel you are
With or without a halo
Thanks, You Freaking Rock!!!!!!

Laying it on thick DK
Kristi needs nothing more to
make her head larger

Love ya babe!

DK on 9/3/2006 at 4:40 pm said:

An angel you are
With or without a halo
Thanks, You Freaking Rock!!!!!!

Hop on the Big Bus
Or bigshow can pick you up
Oh, forget this, Dk, Haiku is a pain in the butt, the BB came out great! You gave so many of us soooo many laughs! Thank you for all the hard work, I mean please, just having to look at all of our mugs for two days straight should earn you some kind of medal!

Collectable Craze
now Danny Cash in the house
Friday af Zest Fest

CaJohn on 9/4/2006 at 9:28 am said:

Collectable Craze
now Danny Cash in the house
Friday af Zest Fest

Fat Kid Sauce is there
Found at CaJohns booth for you
all to come and try

John got me going
yesterday with these Haikus
now I can not stop

Woke up just to find
The late Crocodile Hunter
Steve Irwin has passed…

What a downer.

Booger Red’s at 9
Will you be there right on time
Lee Cash Kick-off Bash

Irwin was the best
Crocodile Hunter Supreme
Truly a big loss

Mike on 9/4/2006 at 9:35 am said:

Woke up just to find
The late Crocodile Hunter
Steve Irwin has passed…

What a downer.

Just read that as well
A terrible tragedy
He was a good guy

CaJohn on 9/4/2006 at 9:43 am said:

Irwin was the best
Crocodile Hunter Supreme
Truly a big loss

Crocodile Hunter’ Steve Irwin killed. Moment of silence for DK good friend.

ZetsFest we are here
Too Bad we drank beer alone
Maybe tomorrow…

I wish I was there
to drink a beer with you John
but I am at work.

huvason on 9/7/2006 at 7:03 am said:

I wish I was there
to drink a beer with you John
but I am at work.

yeah I would love to have one with you also, but I am still at work as well.