Uncle Big has been working on a new line of advertising for the Droolin’ Devil line, what do you guys think?

I think we need to see more pics to better answer the question.

Oh Yeah- That works alright!

I love Uncle Big.

hottest hottie ever

You likey?? I have more.
Nick, can I add images to this post??
It sounds like the masses need to have more hotties.
Your thoughts???

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 12:12 pm said:

You likey?? I have more.
Nick, can I add images to this post??
It sounds like the masses need to have more hotties.
Your thoughts???

Loosly translated:

“It sounds like the HSB focus group needs to evaluate more samples for further marketing research.”

Nick Lindauer on 7/6/2006 at 12:44 pm said:

Big - You can’t add more, but I can. Just send them over and we’ll get them posted.

Hmm, me is thinking how long it will take before the women of th Blog perk up and complain there is no hot sauce hunkie or however one would word it.

DK on 7/6/2006 at 12:31 pm said:

Loosly translated:

“It sounds like the HSB focus group needs to evaluate more samples for further marketing research.”

DK has hit the nail on the perverbial head.
This is all being done for the sake for research, or science or whatever other noble cause we can use as an excuse to look at hotties.
I can post more this evening if you all are willing to give me your honest, informed and articulate input on the feasibility of this type of marketing campaign appealing to our target demographic.:-)

Nick Lindauer on 7/6/2006 at 12:44 pm said:

Big - You can’t add more, but I can. Just send them over and we’ll get them posted.

Nick,
I will forward you some more of the models/product idea shots this evening.
Let me see if I have any dudes posing with product, we did a shoot with a few men in the spring.
That way we’ll keep both sexes happy.
Ciao
Big

I do have to say she is beautiful and you have cornered the male population of chiliheads. HOWEVER this does nothing for the women, so in my humble opinion, I think it’s time the husbands took the womens places and let us submit pics to Nick

pmac, thanks for the idea.

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:20 pm said:

Nick,
I will forward you some more of the models/product idea shots this evening.
Let me see if I have any dudes posing with product, we did a shoot with a few men in the spring.
That way we’ll keep both sexes happy.
Ciao
Big

Uncle Big…… you freakin rawk

Vic on 7/6/2006 at 6:52 am said:

Oh Yeah- That works alright!

I’m telling on you Vic

Mrs.Ryan on 7/6/2006 at 1:34 pm said:

Uncle Big…… you freakin rawk

Mrs. Ryan,
I make no promises, on finding a Pepper Prince photo, but I’ll try.
Unfortunately you might end up with a pic of me (pre back wax) in my Team Canada Speedo with a Darth Vader light saber secured in the waist band, scuba flippers, snorkle and of course my handy dandy propellor beanie pulling a Radio Flyer red wagon full of 5 ozers of Uncle Big’s Killer Hot Sauce. Damn stag party photos!! They always come back to haunt you.
I’m hoping I can dig up something for the ladies in our midst. If not, I promise you this, I will do a specific shoot with the sexiest man I can find just for you. Maybe I can get Nick, CaJohn, Scotty B, Creator and others to pose for a HSB Swimsuit Issue?? Hmmm???
Banana hammocks are optional, crunches however are mandatory.
How’s that sound??
Ciao
Big

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:55 pm said:

Mrs. Ryan,
I make no promises, on finding a Pepper Prince photo, but I’ll try.
Unfortunately you might end up with a pic of me (pre back wax) in my Team Canada Speedo with a Darth Vader light saber secured in the waist band, scuba flippers, snorkle and of course my handy dandy propellor beanie pulling a Radio Flyer red wagon full of 5 ozers of Uncle Big’s Killer Hot Sauce. Damn stag party photos!! They always come back to haunt you.
I’m hoping I can dig up something for the ladies in our midst. If not, I promise you this, I will do a specific shoot with the sexiest man I can find just for you. Maybe I can get Nick, CaJohn, Scotty B, Creator and others to pose for a HSB Swimsuit Issue?? Hmmm???
Banana hammocks are optional, crunches however are mandatory.
How’s that sound??
Ciao
Big

Oh crap, I forgot about Anthony my fellow Canuck! How about it Mr. Prugo, you still have your tanlines from Cuba don’t you??
HSB Swimsuit Issue has a nice ring me thinks.

LMAO Uncle Big!!!! the fact your even trying is awesome!! have a great day

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:55 pm said:

Mrs. Ryan,
I make no promises, on finding a Pepper Prince photo, but I’ll try.
Unfortunately you might end up with a pic of me (pre back wax) in my Team Canada Speedo with a Darth Vader light saber secured in the waist band, scuba flippers, snorkle and of course my handy dandy propellor beanie pulling a Radio Flyer red wagon full of 5 ozers of Uncle Big’s Killer Hot Sauce. Damn stag party photos!! They always come back to haunt you.
I’m hoping I can dig up something for the ladies in our midst. If not, I promise you this, I will do a specific shoot with the sexiest man I can find just for you. Maybe I can get Nick, CaJohn, Scotty B, Creator and others to pose for a HSB Swimsuit Issue?? Hmmm???
Banana hammocks are optional, crunches however are mandatory.
How’s that sound??
Ciao
Big

LOL Too funny!

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:59 pm said:

Oh crap, I forgot about Anthony my fellow Canuck! How about it Mr. Prugo, you still have your tanlines from Cuba don’t you??
HSB Swimsuit Issue has a nice ring me thinks.

Hahahaha! Good thing my hot sauce hottie is a Graphic Designer. Let’s see what she can photoshop, chop and paste with a picture of me!

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:55 pm said:

Mrs. Ryan,
I make no promises, on finding a Pepper Prince photo, but I’ll try.
Unfortunately you might end up with a pic of me (pre back wax) in my Team Canada Speedo with a Darth Vader light saber secured in the waist band, scuba flippers, snorkle and of course my handy dandy propellor beanie pulling a Radio Flyer red wagon full of 5 ozers of Uncle Big’s Killer Hot Sauce. Damn stag party photos!! They always come back to haunt you.
I’m hoping I can dig up something for the ladies in our midst. If not, I promise you this, I will do a specific shoot with the sexiest man I can find just for you. Maybe I can get Nick, CaJohn, Scotty B, Creator and others to pose for a HSB Swimsuit Issue?? Hmmm???
Banana hammocks are optional, crunches however are mandatory.
How’s that sound??
Ciao
Big

I’m in. I’ve got some lovely bombed-out superfund sites I can use as backdrops.

DEFCON Creator on 7/6/2006 at 2:16 pm said:

I’m in. I’ve got some lovely bombed-out superfund sites I can use as backdrops.

Super Fund sites, nice. We can do a post apololyptic wasteland with the Creator, what could be more apropo??
Man my creative juices are flowing or perhaps it’s just gas, either way this could be fun!!

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 2:29 pm said:

Super Fund sites, nice. We can do a post apololyptic wasteland with the Creator, what could be more apropo??
Man my creative juices are flowing or perhaps it’s just gas, either way this could be fun!!

as long as you keep the green haze floating around you to yourself, we’re all good

It wasn’t me, The Homunculus farted…I swear.

DEFCON Creator on 7/6/2006 at 2:39 pm said:

It wasn’t me, The Homunculus farted…I swear.

Creator, who or what in the hell is a Homunculus?
I’ve seen that word on here before and I haven’t the slightest idea what you are referring to.
Care to fill in a newbie??

Mrs.Ryan on 7/6/2006 at 2:35 pm said:

as long as you keep the green haze floating around you to yourself, we’re all good

Mrs. Ryan,
Green haze!! How’d you know I had Blair’s Jalapeno Death last night with my chicken breasts??
You have a very astute sense of smell!

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 2:46 pm said:

Mrs. Ryan,
Green haze!! How’d you know I had Blair’s Jalapeno Death last night with my chicken breasts??
You have a very astute sense of smell!

The smell is why i said keep it to yourself!!!! LMAO

Hey, Creator got my package today. Thanks, may have to save it though as it is signed………………nah just kidding I think I will enjoy tomorrow night in fact. Should have ordered 2 to begin with, oh well I can always order more……………

Uncle big very nice !!!!!!!! I also received my package from you. The Blairs hemp-n-hot and the hot pot, thanks……….

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 2:42 pm said:

Creator, who or what in the hell is a Homunculus?
I’ve seen that word on here before and I haven’t the slightest idea what you are referring to.
Care to fill in a newbie??

Not a problem. The Homunculus is the little creature that lives in the crisper of the lab fridge and guards the various gene-bending experiments I’m currently toying with. Check out this link:

The Homunculus’ Gettysburg Address

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 3:12 pm said:

Uncle big very nice !!!!!!!! I also received my package from you. The Blairs hemp-n-hot and the hot pot, thanks……….

Mr. Freeze,
Good news, I’m glad the old postal service came through.
Stay cool brother!!

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 2:59 pm said:

Hey, Creator got my package today. Thanks, may have to save it though as it is signed………………nah just kidding I think I will enjoy tomorrow night in fact. Should have ordered 2 to begin with, oh well I can always order more……………

Enjoy man. Try mixing different ones together and play around with the heat.

DEFCON Creator on 7/6/2006 at 3:23 pm said:

Enjoy man. Try mixing different ones together and play around with the heat.

Will do and again thanks……I know I want in on the 16oz and the new batch of Habby Horse when that comes out. I love a good Horseradish.

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 3:22 pm said:

Mr. Freeze,
Good news, I’m glad the old postal service came through.
Stay cool brother!!

Yeah your sauces are next on my list, so look for a order from me in the next couple of weeks….Again Thanks…………

DEFCON Creator on 7/6/2006 at 3:21 pm said:

Not a problem. The Homunculus is the little creature that lives in the crisper of the lab fridge and guards the various gene-bending experiments I’m currently toying with. Check out this link:

The Homunculus’ Gettysburg Address

You neglected to mention the army that currently resides in casa huvason eagerly awaiting their deployment

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:55 pm said:

Mrs. Ryan,
I make no promises, on finding a Pepper Prince photo, but I’ll try.
Unfortunately you might end up with a pic of me (pre back wax) in my Team Canada Speedo with a Darth Vader light saber secured in the waist band, scuba flippers, snorkle and of course my handy dandy propellor beanie pulling a Radio Flyer red wagon full of 5 ozers of Uncle Big’s Killer Hot Sauce. Damn stag party photos!! They always come back to haunt you.
I’m hoping I can dig up something for the ladies in our midst. If not, I promise you this, I will do a specific shoot with the sexiest man I can find just for you. Maybe I can get Nick, CaJohn, Scotty B, Creator and others to pose for a HSB Swimsuit Issue?? Hmmm???
Banana hammocks are optional, crunches however are mandatory.
How’s that sound??
Ciao
Big

I smell another contest brewing. Submit a pic, get chosen, win a free calander. Here is my early submission.

DK Pic

DEFCON Creator on 7/6/2006 at 3:21 pm said:

Not a problem. The Homunculus is the little creature that lives in the crisper of the lab fridge and guards the various gene-bending experiments I’m currently toying with. Check out this link:

The Homunculus’ Gettysburg Address

chrisk on 7/6/2006 at 3:29 pm said:

You neglected to mention the army that currently resides in casa huvason eagerly awaiting their deployment

LOL - The Homunculus is sitting right now in his new pink house at the Casa Huvason Stronghold . He seems quite happy in there

huvason on 7/6/2006 at 3:51 pm said:

LOL - The Homunculus is sitting right now in his new pink house at the Casa Huvason Stronghold . He seems quite happy in there

Pardon me again for asking a dumb question, but what’s a Huvason??
Is that your name? No offence, I’m just trying to get to know everyone.
Pleasure to meet you Huvason.

huvason on 7/6/2006 at 3:51 pm said:

LOL - The Homunculus is sitting right now in his new pink house at the Casa Huvason Stronghold . He seems quite happy in there

Of course he does. Now, just be careful not to take off your aluminum hat, the sentinels in the floorboards may become preturbed.

chrisk on 7/6/2006 at 3:29 pm said:

You neglected to mention the army that currently resides in casa huvason eagerly awaiting their deployment

In time, in time. He must learn the history and the absolute evil of The Huvason…And the fact he likes beer as well.

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 3:54 pm said:

Pardon me again for asking a dumb question, but what’s a Huvason??
Is that your name? No offence, I’m just trying to get to know everyone.
Pleasure to meet you Huvason.

I had to clean the iced tea off my monitor this time…lol

I will let you answer that one huvason

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 3:54 pm said:

Pardon me again for asking a dumb question, but what’s a Huvason??
Is that your name? No offence, I’m just trying to get to know everyone.
Pleasure to meet you Huvason.

Hello Uncle Big! NO offense taken. Name is JOhn, just go by “Huvason” on the blog…… Long story, but honestly, not that interesting……

DEFCON Creator on 7/6/2006 at 3:57 pm said:

In time, in time. He must learn the history and the absolute evil of The Huvason…And the fact he likes beer as well.

Is that where my beer has been going!

huvason on 7/6/2006 at 4:21 pm said:

Hello Uncle Big! NO offense taken. Name is JOhn, just go by “Huvason” on the blog…… Long story, but honestly, not that interesting……

Again, nice to meet you Huvason.
If you need any help kickin’ this little beer stealing Homonculus’ ass, let me know.
Me and Scotty B could do some major damage to that little bastard!!
Hey I like the sound of that, Me and Scotty B, we could do a buddy movie. Two sauce guys driving around in an ice cream truck solving crime…what a concept.

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 3:54 pm said:

Pardon me again for asking a dumb question, but what’s a Huvason??
Is that your name? No offence, I’m just trying to get to know everyone.
Pleasure to meet you Huvason.

Uncle Big>Bret here from Jungle Jim’s in Ohio. Like to take a look at your products. Nick can give you my email. Our you can call me 513-674-6000 ext 6208. PEACE BRET

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 4:32 pm said:

Again, nice to meet you Huvason.
If you need any help kickin’ this little beer stealing Homonculus’ ass, let me know.
Me and Scotty B could do some major damage to that little bastard!!
Hey I like the sound of that, Me and Scotty B, we could do a buddy movie. Two sauce guys driving around in an ice cream truck solving crime…what a concept.

Nice to meet you as well Uncle Big. I may take you up on your offer when the attacks on The Casa Huvason Stronghold take place

Evilbully on 7/6/2006 at 10:38 am said:

hottest hottie ever

Alright, alright, I’ll admit it, Uncle Big did use me as the body double for this shot. There, the truth is out.

Ok, just got out of la la land. So it’s not me. Nice choice Uncle Big!

Ohhhhhhh…. dont even get me started xoxo

Hey, Kristi got your package… Thanks a ton… I am having your mango sauce right now on some salmon…perfect….Thanks again….

Shut Up Lisa!!!!

LOL!!! Kris we should have kidnapped that hot jogger guy in Vermont like we wanted too…

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 5:25 pm said:

Hey, Kristi got your package… Thanks a ton… I am having your mango sauce right now on some salmon…perfect….Thanks again….

Oh good, I’m glad you got it. I’ve personally never had it on salmon. I hope it’s good!

Thumbs up to the THT’s……Great job on the sauces…….

So glad you like them Mr. Freeze!

Lisa on 7/6/2006 at 5:28 pm said:

So glad you like them Mr. Freeze!

You now have a new customer……………

Lisa on 7/6/2006 at 5:26 pm said:

LOL!!! Kris we should have kidnapped that hot jogger guy in Vermont like we wanted too…

Ahhh the memories.

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 5:27 pm said:

Thumbs up to the THT’s……Great job on the sauces…….

And thumbs up to you as well. Had your salsa on a burger the other day and it was delish!

Lisa on 7/6/2006 at 5:26 pm said:

LOL!!! Kris we should have kidnapped that hot jogger guy in Vermont like we wanted too…

What a minute..kidnapping ??? Have you Tamales seen Mad lately????

kristi on 7/6/2006 at 5:32 pm said:

Ahhh the memories.

If you did kidnap him, would he go in the shed with Mad cutting Habs - or would you have another use for him

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 5:34 pm said:

What a minute..kidnapping ??? Have you Tamales seen Mad lately????

ummmm, uhhhh, no why, what, Lisa I told you not to talk about our plots on the blog!

kristi on 7/6/2006 at 5:33 pm said:

And thumbs up to you as well. Had your salsa on a burger the other day and it was delish!

Gald you liked it. Was it the 9-6 ???

huvason on 7/6/2006 at 5:35 pm said:

If you did kidnap him, would he go in the shed with Mad cutting Habs - or would you have another use for him

Yeah and I was starting to get blamed for missing Mad..It is all coming together now………

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 5:34 pm said:

What a minute..kidnapping ??? Have you Tamales seen Mad lately????

beat me to it MrFreeze!

Actually tried both but did like the 9-6 more. You hit it on the head with the smokiness.

kristi on 7/6/2006 at 5:40 pm said:

Actually tried both but did like the 9-6 more. You hit it on the head with the smokiness.

Yeah, that by far is my favorite…I think that is all I will make this year….

huvason on 7/6/2006 at 5:38 pm said:

beat me to it MrFreeze!

Hey, don’t downplay your part in all of this huv.

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 5:41 pm said:

Yeah, that by far is my favorite…I think that is all I will make this year….

Glad to hear that, there better not be a shortage or anything, Get cookin! You don’t want to end up like Mad do you Mr. Freeze?

kristi on 7/6/2006 at 5:43 pm said:

Glad to hear that, there better not be a shortage or anything, Get cookin! You don’t want to end up like Mad do you Mr. Freeze?

Not right at the moment…….”But I will take that into consideration”….Just waiting on the peppers to grow and it will be salsa time…

MrFreeze on 7/6/2006 at 5:47 pm said:

Not right at the moment…….”But I will take that into consideration”….Just waiting on the peppers to grow and it will be salsa time…

Ok, but I’ll be watching you……lol

kristi on 7/6/2006 at 5:49 pm said:

Ok, but I’ll be watching you……lol

Alright I will be on the straight and narrow for awhile……….

Thats what I like to hear! Going to have a bbq with Jodie now. yum. Talk to you guys later.

Take care and enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, What’s up with the counter everyone is frozen today ??????????

Aw, she has pretty lips. But she’s too skinny. Women aren’t supposed to have bodies like young boys. I like a woman that looks like she can have a pork rib and some corn bread as a good night snack.

Biggles

Dr. Biggles on 7/6/2006 at 6:05 pm said:

Aw, she has pretty lips. But she’s too skinny. Women aren’t supposed to have bodies like young boys. I like a woman that looks like she can have a pork rib and some corn bread as a good night snack.

Biggles

Are you kidding………All I can say is Yummy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Biggles on 7/6/2006 at 6:05 pm said:

Aw, she has pretty lips. But she’s too skinny. Women aren’t supposed to have bodies like young boys. I like a woman that looks like she can have a pork rib and some corn bread as a good night snack.

Biggles

Intersting comment to say the least
I will like all other hottie submitters … take the fifth.
..

Now at least you know the other set to follow will go for a cool grand because there wre 2 bidders at 1000 or more
So one wouldn’t want to waste their time unless a grand is what they are willing to drop. WoW some serious dough boys girls and would be owners of these 2 bottles.
Jim…No pressure. …Iiii’m just kidding there big guy….theres tons o’ prssure now hhehehehh, get out there and train young man!!

Dr. Biggles on 7/6/2006 at 6:05 pm said:

Aw, she has pretty lips. But she’s too skinny. Women aren’t supposed to have bodies like young boys. I like a woman that looks like she can have a pork rib and some corn bread as a good night snack.

Biggles

Dr. Biggles, the model (Tennille) is a body builder and training for a competition at the time, thus the leaness of her body. It’s a little scary I do agree, but in her day to day life, she’s a healthy girl.
Off season, she’s about 20 pounds heavier and much more womanly.
Don’t you worry she eats, she’s a big donut fan.
Check it out:Tim Hortons Shoot

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 7:25 pm said:

Dr. Biggles, the model (Tennille) is a body builder and training for a competition at the time, thus the leaness of her body. It’s a little scary I do agree, but in her day to day life, she’s a healthy girl.
Off season, she’s about 20 pounds heavier and much more womanly.
Don’t you worry she eats, she’s a big donut fan.
Check it out:Tim Hortons Shoot

Donuts, Mmmmmmmmmm…… DOH!

There goes the “O” face

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 1:55 pm said:

Mrs. Ryan,
I make no promises, on finding a Pepper Prince photo, but I’ll try.
Unfortunately you might end up with a pic of me (pre back wax) in my Team Canada Speedo with a Darth Vader light saber secured in the waist band, scuba flippers, snorkle and of course my handy dandy propellor beanie pulling a Radio Flyer red wagon full of 5 ozers of Uncle Big’s Killer Hot Sauce. Damn stag party photos!! They always come back to haunt you.
I’m hoping I can dig up something for the ladies in our midst. If not, I promise you this, I will do a specific shoot with the sexiest man I can find just for you. Maybe I can get Nick, CaJohn, Scotty B, Creator and others to pose for a HSB Swimsuit Issue?? Hmmm???
Banana hammocks are optional, crunches however are mandatory.
How’s that sound??
Ciao
Big

Uncle Big on 7/6/2006 at 4:32 pm said:

Again, nice to meet you Huvason.
If you need any help kickin’ this little beer stealing Homonculus’ ass, let me know.
Me and Scotty B could do some major damage to that little bastard!!
Hey I like the sound of that, Me and Scotty B, we could do a buddy movie. Two sauce guys driving around in an ice cream truck solving crime…what a concept.

A Model, A Hitman and a Hot Sauce Maker!! I lead an exciting Life!!
Thanks for including me in your discussions Uncle Big. Getting those sauces out to ya in next couple of days.

-Scotty B

I think the second pic is even better than the first one.

Now I know why men have 2 heads……the brains have to be in one of them…….

Just saw the second pic…I’m now a customer for life

oh Ryan………..we’ll see about that

Nate#2 on 7/6/2006 at 11:24 pm said:

I think the second pic is even better than the first one.

Nate, thanks for saying you like the second pic better.
I spent a lot more time photoshopping the second one to give it a dreamier quality.
I’ve been reconsidering using the female form to sell sauce based on the fact that there are a tonnne of female sauce consumers. Mrs. Ryan has made me think about being fair to both genders.
That being said, check back tonight Mrs. R, I should have a little treat for you and the other ladies out there.
-Big

That picture’s hotter than 16 Million Reserve!!! Got to keep the wife off this site or she’ll ban me!!

Cheffy on 7/7/2006 at 8:37 am said:

That picture’s hotter than 16 Million Reserve!!! Got to keep the wife off this site or she’ll ban me!!

Cheffy,
I’m glad you like Uncle Big’s Beauties. Just a little hobby of mine that’s a distraction from the everyday.
Your wife has nothing to worry about, no banning necessary. We’ll keep it PG-13………………for now..:-)

actually Uncle Big, I am not offended in any way, women should be used to seeing this kind of thing, I just like giving the guys on here poop someone has to do it, or we’d all drown in their drool

The idea of a producer calendar was brought up before, I think it would be funny as Hell. I have already chosen a couple really nasty Superfund sites in the swamps of the Meadowlands for my backdrops.

I think it would be great!! I just don’t want Uncle Big getting the impression that I am freaking out about his advertising, quite honestly I think he is pretty smart, way more men are into this than women so to catch that market half naked women are the way to go. I think it’s cool as hell that he is willing to do what he can to make the women happy too, That says alot about his character.

Mrs.Ryan on 7/7/2006 at 12:10 pm said:

I think it would be great!! I just don’t want Uncle Big getting the impression that I am freaking out about his advertising, quite honestly I think he is pretty smart, way more men are into this than women so to catch that market half naked women are the way to go. I think it’s cool as hell that he is willing to do what he can to make the women happy too, That says alot about his character.

Mrs. Ryan,
No worries about wrong impressions and I don’t think you’re freaking out, not in the least.
My wife keeps me grounded and cogniscent of everyone’s concerns and sensibilities and we have had many chats about that recently. Man I love her. If it wasn’t for her I don’t know where I’d be. Prison probably, or even worse, working for the goverment and not selling hot sauce, God forbid!
Sex sells for sure, but it doesn’t always have to be a one sided affair, a sausage festival as they call it, now does it?
Chicks dig hot sauce too (buying and selling both) and chicks (most, not necessarily all) dig dudes, so I should strive to appeal to everyone, shouldn’t I
Like I said, I have an ad mockup that has a Hot Sauce Hunk in it, and I’ll send it to Nick tonight. Stay tuned…….
- Big

I think I like your wife Big I am looking forward to that pic I am glad your not in Prison…..I don’t think they allow hot sauce there

Not to knock on any ads cause Im sure they do help to sell product.
They “at least” draw viewer’s to the site and increase traffic, there-by increasing revene. (from added sauce sales or advertising $)

Im just not so sure that an attractive person (man or woman) posing with a bottle of hot sauce makes you want to buy that product. Sure it will get noticed, but maybe not in that way. Step it up a notch and set the scene with a bunch of “attrative-young” people having an awesome time at a “get-together” (involving food), using the sauce, and enjoying it. You know sauce=good times! Yep, the beer ads do this quite well.

I dont see a connection between a body and a bottle of hot sauce…its missing something. Sex-sells, but sometimes its what you dont see that sells more.

I think with any advertising it’s hard to include everyone or make the product appealing enough to buy. Beer commercials make it seem like their brand of beer will make for a better time, but to people like me, no amount of advertising for any beer or alcohol will make me go out and buy it, I am not a drinker, as for hot sauce, with or without a hot girl/guy if I like the taste, the label or bottle that is the best advertisement to me, however I am only one person. I am also very biased about what I eat or collect, so maybe my opinion isn’t the best one.

kang on 7/7/2006 at 1:37 pm said:

Not to knock on any ads cause Im sure they do help to sell product.
They “at least” draw viewer’s to the site and increase traffic, there-by increasing revene. (from added sauce sales or advertising $)

Im just not so sure that an attractive person (man or woman) posing with a bottle of hot sauce makes you want to buy that product. Sure it will get noticed, but maybe not in that way. Step it up a notch and set the scene with a bunch of “attrative-young” people having an awesome time at a “get-together” (involving food), using the sauce, and enjoying it. You know sauce=good times! Yep, the beer ads do this quite well.

I dont see a connection between a body and a bottle of hot sauce…its missing something. Sex-sells, but sometimes its what you dont see that sells more.

Kang, what you’re saying is so very true, but sometimes you try new things and test the waters with something new.

I’m a photographer by training and am trying to incorporate my visually creative side with my culinary exploits.
I shoot a lot of models throughout the course of the year for whatever reason (marketing, portfolio, website, for the hell of it) and most of the time I try to envision a hot sauce ad using those images. Most times it just doesn’t click.
Beer companies has taken the “things are better with product
XYZ” to a new level. Look at the Kaluha commercial for instance. You know the one that has all the pretty people roasting marshmallows around fire. It makes no sense to me. If someone jammed their flaming marshmallow into my beverage, I’d flatten their nose for them. I think it’s a dumb idea, but what the hell do I know.

Print ads for us are fairly stale and safe because of where we advertise. Chili Pepper, Fiery Foods Mag, etc don’t have a lot of skin inside their pages, and I don’t see that changing. But a product poster or flyer inside a hot sauce store with an attractive model on it along with the product will leave an impression however superficial. That coupled with a good product, you may lead to a new customer. Any publicity is good publicity when you are marketing something, most of the time. Unless they find a finger in one of your bottles, then that’s not so good.

These pics that Nick has so graciously posted for me are for the hot sauce hottie theme and probably will end there.

My sauce sells because of the ingredients and taste and I know which side my bread is buttered on. Crappy sauce can have amazing packaging and you might get the initial sale based on packaging, but repeat customers, like let’s say Mrs. Ryan come back for seconds and beyond because they like what they taste.

I say quality of product will always win the race, but having nice scenery along the way makes it all that much better.
- Big

Amen Uncle Big

Mrs.Ryan on 7/7/2006 at 1:59 pm said:

I think with any advertising it’s hard to include everyone or make the product appealing enough to buy. Beer commercials make it seem like their brand of beer will make for a better time, but to people like me, no amount of advertising for any beer or alcohol will make me go out and buy it, I am not a drinker, as for hot sauce, with or without a hot girl/guy if I like the taste, the label or bottle that is the best advertisement to me, however I am only one person. I am also very biased about what I eat or collect, so maybe my opinion isn’t the best one.

Mrs. Ryan,
You and I are in the same boat sister!!

I remain impervious to beer commercials as I quit drinking about 5 years ago. It was either quit, or go pro, if you know what I mean. I was getting way to good at it, and seeing as it isn’t a recognized sport at the actual Olympics, it was time to hang up my shot glasses!!

Although, am I now addicted to Diet Coke, so which is better scerosis of the liver or early onset Alzheimers from the aspartame? Time will only tell. LOL

Therefore and for that reason, the Budweiser chicks or whichever chosen form of titilating advertising is popular may get my motor running, but they won’t get me to pick up a 24 pack and head back to the cabin for any reason whatsoever.

For me, cool packaging might catch my eye, but I need bang for my buck and quality for my Canadian dollar. I’ve got a lot of sub par sauces in my collection with very cool labels but mediocre sauce inside the bottle. That makes me mad.

But I’m with ya fer sure on this one.

- Big

Uncle Big, I think the type of thing these models would work well with would be with promotion items, such as mouse pads, clocks, calendars, t-shirts, etc. I manage an auto repair shop and the tool vendors (Mac, Matco, etc.) always have items like these on the trucks. Really has nothing to do with tools, but their brand name next to a hot bod does wonders for name recognition. It doesn’t make me want to buy their tools, but it helps with remembering the brand name when it comes time to buy the tools. First name that pops in my head is who I am calling first.

Agreed Uncle Big.

Its nice to see, but I dont think its gonna “win-em-all” over. Hot Sauce Advertising in general is not main-stream (yet) unless you count Tabasco. Their ads are starting to “push the envelople” a bit and appeal to a broader crowd. Hot sauce in general is still underground with most of society saying “you like what?, Thats insane, or Oh, I cant handle Tabasco, its too hot” Its appreciated that you can take it to a new level, with some eye-catching ads, but if you step it up a bit (not as much skin) you could push this whole “hot sauce thing” more into the mainstream. Hell, Id love to see a TV ad for something other then Tabasco. Have there ever been any? Thats a finish line to reach first, isnt it?

I for one was just pointing out that no matter how “good” an ad (body) is to look at, it doesnt necessarily make me need to own that sauce. But you will at least get the props for it.

To sell hot sauce you do need “the ingredients and taste” to get them to come”back for seconds and beyond because they like what they taste” Afterall, you will sell a “joke” sauce once, but get em hooked, and you have to work twice as hard to keep up.

DK,
That’s the plan buddy.
My dad still has Snap On calendars from 20 years ago, and yes, product branding in that environment is done with eye candy, no doubt.
I’m thinking posters or calendars something along those lines. I’m way too ham fisted to sign bottles for customers, but I can definitely scratch my John Hancock onto a calendar. It’s a good giveaway product idea. A constant visual reminder of your favorite sauce, that works.
Hell of an idea, don’t you think??
- Big

just to add to DK’s thought, catchy jingles will make you remember stuff too, another of those, who i think of first i am calling things.

Dr. Biggles on 7/6/2006 at 6:05 pm said:

Aw, she has pretty lips. But she’s too skinny. Women aren’t supposed to have bodies like young boys. I like a woman that looks like she can have a pork rib and some corn bread as a good night snack.

Biggles

Hey, have you been picking in my windows?

Dr. Biggles on 7/6/2006 at 6:05 pm said:

Aw, she has pretty lips. But she’s too skinny. Women aren’t supposed to have bodies like young boys. I like a woman that looks like she can have a pork rib and some corn bread as a good night snack.

Biggles

Jodie on 7/7/2006 at 4:14 pm said:

Hey, have you been picking in my windows?

Yes, I do wear a helmet while I am awake. What a dork I am. I meant “peeking” not “picking”.

It’s great seeing some well thought out discussions happening here!

Anthony on 7/7/2006 at 4:28 pm said:

It’s great seeing some well thought out discussions happening here!

are you implying I don’t think before I discuss :P ha ha ha LOL

Jodie on 7/7/2006 at 4:14 pm said:

Hey, have you been picking in my windows?

your nose …maybe your windows….prolly not

Uncle Big on 7/7/2006 at 3:17 pm said:

DK,
That’s the plan buddy.
My dad still has Snap On calendars from 20 years ago, and yes, product branding in that environment is done with eye candy, no doubt.
I’m thinking posters or calendars something along those lines. I’m way too ham fisted to sign bottles for customers, but I can definitely scratch my John Hancock onto a calendar. It’s a good giveaway product idea. A constant visual reminder of your favorite sauce, that works.
Hell of an idea, don’t you think??
- Big

We were thinking of a Hot Tamale Calandar, It would be nice to have it at shows and maybe put it in as part of a package

Lisa on 7/7/2006 at 6:52 pm said:

We were thinking of a Hot Tamale Calandar, It would be nice to have it at shows and maybe put it in as part of a package

I would agree on the calander, most people have one in their home. Why not one dealing with hot sauces……..

Nick Lindauer on 7/7/2006 at 7:22 pm said:

I have a hot sauce and a chile pepper calendar.

However, I don’t have a hot sauce and hot chicks calendar

Well, guess what your getting for Christmas Nick??
I need to get my ass in gear and start shooting one huh??
There goes those creative juices again, and no it’s not gas this time. Yaaaaa! Time to setup the studio I guess. Hunny, where’s my camera???
Nick, check your email, I got a funny Hot Sauce Hunk photo for Mrs. Ryan and the other ladies on the blog.
Have a great weekend everybody!!
- Big

Nick Lindauer on 7/7/2006 at 7:22 pm said:

I have a hot sauce and a chile pepper calendar.

However, I don’t have a hot sauce and hot chicks calendar

Ahhh—- Nick I like your thinking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the hot sauce hunk there Uncle Biggems! Thanks!

Uncle Big, what’s wrong with my pic? I could probably find ya a Hi Rez version if you need it!

ROFL @ the hot sauce hunk

Hey I could my husband to pose but then it would be the hot sauce chunky monkey! LOL

Mrs.Ryan on 7/7/2006 at 9:37 pm said:

ROFL @ the hot sauce hunk

sent you an email mrs r, its a bit closer to home…lol

Hot sauce hunk???? I like the package…ing

Huvason….is that a pic of you???

eman on 7/7/2006 at 11:29 pm said:

Huvason….is that a pic of you???

LOL - Nah… i’d be wearing my hsb tank top Speaking of whinch, I need to show Mrs Huvason the tanks tomorrow.

chrisk on 7/7/2006 at 10:27 pm said:

sent you an email mrs r, its a bit closer to home…lol

Do I need to be worried about this, Chris?

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/8/2006 at 11:34 am said:

Do I need to be worried about this, Chris?

i dunno bout you ryan, but i would

pmac on 7/8/2006 at 11:50 am said:

i dunno bout you ryan, but i would

Its all good. Now that I know the e-mail was sent, I can just ask the woman to show me when she gets home from work

Nick Lindauer on 7/7/2006 at 7:22 pm said:

I have a hot sauce and a chile pepper calendar.

However, I don’t have a hot sauce and hot chicks calendar

How bout the condiment girls calendar?

Mr. Big, like the whole concept of the “hunk” but can we make him a little hotter and less muscles …uhhh we can make requests right? lol

Thanks Booger!! ROFL

i think the chic in the top picture looks like she took the little yellow bus to school. but idc bout her face i just care bout the “hot sauce” between her legs!

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 8:13 am said:

i think the chic in the top picture looks like she took the little yellow bus to school. but idc bout her face i just care bout the “hot sauce” between her legs!

Nobody really needed to hear that man, kinda uncalled for.

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 8:13 am said:

i think the chic in the top picture looks like she took the little yellow bus to school. but idc bout her face i just care bout the “hot sauce” between her legs!

Sure Uncle Big would like to here that.

Anyways - any more comments like that and you are outta here.

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 8:13 am said:

i think the chic in the top picture looks like she took the little yellow bus to school. but idc bout her face i just care bout the “hot sauce” between her legs!

Papadink, er Papawing,
It sounds like you’re speaking from experience about the little yellow bus.

For your information, and I can’t believe I’m wasting energy on you, she works in the finance world, so the only developmentally challenged person on this blog…….is you buddy.

As far as the rude and moronic comment about the “hot sauce”, I think you can take your two posts and get the hell out of here. If that’s all you have to contribute, piss off.
There are ladies present, by the way, real ones, not inflatable ones like I’m sure your used to.

Have a great day. Get bent, jackass.

-Big

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 8:13 am said:

i think the chic in the top picture looks like she took the little yellow bus to school. but idc bout her face i just care bout the “hot sauce” between her legs!

I could totally run with this comment, but I’m not going to. Papawing, there are other sites where this type of comment might be appreciated. I personally think she is a great model for the advertisement. Aside from being attractive, the look of intensity and enthusiasm in her eyes is perfect. Good choice in models Uncle Big.

Uncle Big on 7/9/2006 at 11:50 am said:

Papadink, er Papawing,
It sounds like you’re speaking from experience about the little yellow bus.

For your information, and I can’t believe I’m wasting energy on you, she works in the finance world, so the only developmentally challenged person on this blog…….is you buddy.

As far as the rude and moronic comment about the “hot sauce”, I think you can take your two posts and get the hell out of here. If that’s all you have to contribute, piss off.
There are ladies present, by the way, real ones, not inflatable ones like I’m sure your used to.

Have a great day. Get bent, jackass.

-Big

That’s some funny stuff…Amen Uncle Big!

Uncle Big on 7/9/2006 at 11:50 am said:

Papadink, er Papawing,
It sounds like you’re speaking from experience about the little yellow bus.

For your information, and I can’t believe I’m wasting energy on you, she works in the finance world, so the only developmentally challenged person on this blog…….is you buddy.

As far as the rude and moronic comment about the “hot sauce”, I think you can take your two posts and get the hell out of here. If that’s all you have to contribute, piss off.
There are ladies present, by the way, real ones, not inflatable ones like I’m sure your used to.

Have a great day. Get bent, jackass.

-Big

Couldn’t have said it better myself Uncle Big…….

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/9/2006 at 11:55 am said:

That’s some funny stuff…Amen Uncle Big!

watch out ryan he got some good stuff and it sounds like it get better when he on a roll. LOL

Uncle Big on 7/9/2006 at 11:50 am said:

Papadink, er Papawing,
It sounds like you’re speaking from experience about the little yellow bus.

For your information, and I can’t believe I’m wasting energy on you, she works in the finance world, so the only developmentally challenged person on this blog…….is you buddy.

As far as the rude and moronic comment about the “hot sauce”, I think you can take your two posts and get the hell out of here. If that’s all you have to contribute, piss off.
There are ladies present, by the way, real ones, not inflatable ones like I’m sure your used to.

Have a great day. Get bent, jackass.

-Big

Uncle Big nice stuff. Sent email Lets talk. I need some Great white north sauces. Peace Bret

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 8:13 am said:

i think the chic in the top picture looks like she took the little yellow bus to school. but idc bout her face i just care bout the “hot sauce” between her legs!

I know that NickL and possibly ChrisK will be able to tell if it is another more regular blogger just changing the nickname to post something ignorant like that. Hopefully they find that is not the case and just lock out the ip somehow.

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/9/2006 at 11:53 am said:

I could totally run with this comment, but I’m not going to. Papawing, there are other sites where this type of comment might be appreciated. I personally think she is a great model for the advertisement. Aside from being attractive, the look of intensity and enthusiasm in her eyes is perfect. Good choice in models Uncle Big.

What the hell, what has happened to you Ryan, this is one of those comments you should run with, and quite frankly, I would be dissapointed if you don’t!

pmac on 7/9/2006 at 3:14 pm said:

I know that NickL and possibly ChrisK will be able to tell if it is another more regular blogger just changing the nickname to post something ignorant like that. Hopefully they find that is not the case and just lock out the ip somehow.

Best thing is to just ignore it. Let Nick or ChrisK give ‘em a warning. If it continues, then ban ‘em. I think it could have been a lot worse. It’s not much worse than some of the captions in the “caption this” threads. But I agree, it was uncalled for and deserves a warning at the very least. I know a couple of people on here that started out on the wrong foot but are highly regarded members of the blog now. So I wouldn’t be quick to judge papawing just yet.

DK on 7/9/2006 at 3:27 pm said:

Best thing is to just ignore it. Let Nick or ChrisK give ‘em a warning. If it continues, then ban ‘em. I think it could have been a lot worse. It’s not much worse than some of the captions in the “caption this” threads. But I agree, it was uncalled for and deserves a warning at the very least. I know a couple of people on here that started out on the wrong foot but are highly regarded members of the blog now. So I wouldn’t be quick to judge papawing just yet.

DK whats up. Did your package come yesterday. Bret

That is the only problem with having an open blog, you get people like that posting. It is great to have more people on here, but certain people should be polite. I am sure it will be handled. With that said, how is everyone doing today???

Darn for moment hot sauce hottie #2 look just like my wife. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.Oh I’am wake now. nice dreamLOL

Just saw piartes again today.
Was as good the second time and picked upa few subtlties this time around.

I just watched the first to refresh myself.

pmac on 7/9/2006 at 3:17 pm said:

What the hell, what has happened to you Ryan, this is one of those comments you should run with, and quite frankly, I would be dissapointed if you don’t!

Well, Pmac, gonna have to disappoint you on this one. The comment in question was not directed at me, my family, or my friends, nor did it have any direct invlovment with my life in general. The purpose of my response was to rise above his level, not drop down to it. I gave my thoughts about the woman, and Uncle Big’s choice and that was more than I was obligated to do (which I’m not obligated to do anything). In fact, I tried to help out the guy by letting him know that there are sites where his comments may be appreciated (stroke sites for example, which he probably frequents). Do I have plenty to say about him? oh HELL yes, but is it my place to say it…not necessarily. I pick and choose my battles, and this is one I chose not to fight considering it is the woman in the picture, and Uncle Big’s thing. I will however support Uncle Big, and the woman in the picture should she post anything in retaliation, 110%. I’ll get nasty anytime Newman decides to pull his head out of his ass though

Damn, forgot I supposedly wasn’t supposed to say Newman…CRAP! there I did it again…I hate when I get all offensive

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/9/2006 at 5:29 pm said:

Well, Pmac, gonna have to disappoint you on this one. The comment in question was not directed at me, my family, or my friends, nor did it have any direct invlovment with my life in general. The purpose of my response was to rise above his level, not drop down to it. I gave my thoughts about the woman, and Uncle Big’s choice and that was more than I was obligated to do (which I’m not obligated to do anything). In fact, I tried to help out the guy by letting him know that there are sites where his comments may be appreciated (stroke sites for example, which he probably frequents). Do I have plenty to say about him? oh HELL yes, but is it my place to say it…not necessarily. I pick and choose my battles, and this is one I chose not to fight considering it is the woman in the picture, and Uncle Big’s thing. I will however support Uncle Big, and the woman in the picture should she post anything in retaliation, 110%. I’ll get nasty anytime Newman decides to pull his head out of his ass though

Damm ryan I just love when you get long winded.LOL

I feel better, by not replying in such a long statement you have in fact done what you were not going to do by not doing it in such a long way.

..

lol, i see alot of assumptions about how my life is, you know, how i took the little yellow bus to school, have blow up dolls and am i loser in general. Thats ok i prolly deserved it, ya know i did take the little bus once, when the long one broke down. anyway fellas and ladies, i pulled this site up from a yahoo search, didnt really know too much of what it was about , also thought the woman was a randomly “copy/paste” off the web. I will ignore the bad things said about me, again im sure i deserved it. I just want to say im sorry if having offended anyone esp. the hottie in the pic

pmac on 7/9/2006 at 6:15 pm said:

I feel better, by not replying in such a long statement you have in fact done what you were not going to do by not doing it in such a long way.

..

That was the intent

Bret on 7/9/2006 at 5:58 pm said:

Damm ryan I just love when you get long winded.LOL

Good to hear Bret Now if only you could convince my wife to love it too

BTW Bret, I want to thank you again for the Golden Beaver you sent me. There have been many good laughs over it. I keep it behind other bottles in my display case (can’t let the kids see it) so people are always asking “what is that bottle in the back?”…makes for a great conversation piece.

Also, I had the pleasure of seeing the ad on the JJ’s website for the Cape Fear Pepper Company sauces. Nicely done! When do we get to see an ad for Fat Kid Sauces?

I was all by myself…no one was lookiiiiing, I was thinking of you…

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/9/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

Also, I had the pleasure of seeing the ad on the JJ’s website for the Cape Fear Pepper Company sauces. Nicely done! When do we get to see an ad for Fat Kid Sauces?

THank you. Check the week of 10 our 17. Sorry I write adds 2 weeks out forget sometime. Old age.

Nice Job. And the sauce is very good also. I don’t want huvason to think I did not try his sauce.LOL Is very good

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 6:43 pm said:

lol, i see alot of assumptions about how my life is, you know, how i took the little yellow bus to school, have blow up dolls and am i loser in general. Thats ok i prolly deserved it, ya know i did take the little bus once, when the long one broke down. anyway fellas and ladies, i pulled this site up from a yahoo search, didnt really know too much of what it was about , also thought the woman was a randomly “copy/paste” off the web. I will ignore the bad things said about me, again im sure i deserved it. I just want to say im sorry if having offended anyone esp. the hottie in the pic

papawing, thanks for the apology. Welcome to the HSB. Feel free to comment anytime, just be careful what and how ya say it! We are not all saints here by any means, but we try and keep it clean. Just like anywhere else, we have our moments, you just happened to be one of them this time. Again, welcome and feel free to stick around.

DK on 7/9/2006 at 7:49 pm said:

papawing, thanks for the apology. Welcome to the HSB. Feel free to comment anytime, just be careful what and how ya say it! We are not all saints here by any means, but we try and keep it clean. Just like anywhere else, we have our moments, you just happened to be one of them this time. Again, welcome and feel free to stick around.

I agree on this one DK……..

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/9/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

Also, I had the pleasure of seeing the ad on the JJ’s website for the Cape Fear Pepper Company sauces. Nicely done! When do we get to see an ad for Fat Kid Sauces?

LOL - Hopefully soon! Bret has them.

Ryan@angrypepper on 7/9/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

Also, I had the pleasure of seeing the ad on the JJ’s website for the Cape Fear Pepper Company sauces. Nicely done! When do we get to see an ad for Fat Kid Sauces?

LOL - Hopefully soon! Bret has them.

Bret on 7/9/2006 at 7:30 pm said:

Nice Job. And the sauce is very good also. I don’t want huvason to think I did not try his sauce.LOL Is very good

Thanks for the kind words Bret!
Working on getting the website done real soon!

DK on 7/9/2006 at 7:49 pm said:

papawing, thanks for the apology. Welcome to the HSB. Feel free to comment anytime, just be careful what and how ya say it! We are not all saints here by any means, but we try and keep it clean. Just like anywhere else, we have our moments, you just happened to be one of them this time. Again, welcome and feel free to stick around.

Did I miss something I was praying. LOL

papawing on 7/9/2006 at 6:43 pm said:

lol, i see alot of assumptions about how my life is, you know, how i took the little yellow bus to school, have blow up dolls and am i loser in general. Thats ok i prolly deserved it, ya know i did take the little bus once, when the long one broke down. anyway fellas and ladies, i pulled this site up from a yahoo search, didnt really know too much of what it was about , also thought the woman was a randomly “copy/paste” off the web. I will ignore the bad things said about me, again im sure i deserved it. I just want to say im sorry if having offended anyone esp. the hottie in the pic

Papawing,
You apologizing for your comment earlier is much appreciated.
The model in question is a very good friend of mine and not a copy or a paste from somewhere on the web. Thus my quick and vengeful response to your comments.
Now of course I have to apologize for the comments about your mental aptitude and sexual preferences. I do not know that any of those accusations that I made about you to be true and I do apologize for making them.
I’m a little protective of my friends no matter if it’s in person or on HSB.
Tennille (the model) falls under the Uncle Big Lifetime Protection Policy and she has the extra Uncle Big Inflicts Excruciating Pain on People coverage, luckily the apology came before I had to come looking for you!!
Let’s just forget this unfortunate incident and move on. OK??
Welcome to HotSauceBlog, come on in, the waters fine.
- Big

Bret on 7/9/2006 at 8:17 pm said:

Did I miss something I was praying. LOL

Saint Bret.

I tell my wife I’am saint and a virgin all the time. Darn I think The five kids give it away ever time. Welcome all to the HSB.

Uncle Big on 7/9/2006 at 8:18 pm said:

Papawing,
You apologizing for your comment earlier is much appreciated.
The model in question is a very good friend of mine and not a copy or a paste from somewhere on the web. Thus my quick and vengeful response to your comments.
Now of course I have to apologize for the comments about your mental aptitude and sexual preferences. I do not know that any of those accusations that I made about you to be true and I do apologize for making them.
I’m a little protective of my friends no matter if it’s in person or on HSB.
Tennille (the model) falls under the Uncle Big Lifetime Protection Policy and she has the extra Uncle Big Inflicts Excruciating Pain on People coverage, luckily the apology came before I had to come looking for you!!
Let’s just forget this unfortunate incident and move on. OK??
Welcome to HotSauceBlog, come on in, the waters fine.
- Big

hey big you ever going to call me. Bret from Jungle Jim’s I left a 2 or 3 msg. 1 more time and I’am done.

Bret on 7/9/2006 at 8:37 pm said:

hey big you ever going to call me. Bret from Jungle Jim’s I left a 2 or 3 msg. 1 more time and I’am done.

Bret,
I’ve only received one voicemail from you, that was this morning. Were there others??
I emailed you pricing for the Droolin’ line and you got that right??
I’m in between moving three businesses, my wife and the cat as well as trying to find commercial real estate in another province, so forgive me if I’m a little behind in my correspondence.
The only reason I’ve been blogging is because I’m sitting in a hotel room where they charge up the ass for long distance, but the internet is free.
I haven’t forgot about you. What are your hours at work anyways? If you’re there late, I can call you this week. I’m back tomorrow. Email me your digits
Details man, I need details!! Don’t give up on your Uncle Big just yet, ok?? Pretty please???
Talk to you soon, really, I will.
- Big

Uncle Big on 7/9/2006 at 9:48 pm said:

Bret,
I’ve only received one voicemail from you, that was this morning. Were there others??
I emailed you pricing for the Droolin’ line and you got that right??
I’m in between moving three businesses, my wife and the cat as well as trying to find commercial real estate in another province, so forgive me if I’m a little behind in my correspondence.
The only reason I’ve been blogging is because I’m sitting in a hotel room where they charge up the ass for long distance, but the internet is free.
I haven’t forgot about you. What are your hours at work anyways? If you’re there late, I can call you this week. I’m back tomorrow. Email me your digits
Details man, I need details!! Don’t give up on your Uncle Big just yet, ok?? Pretty please???
Talk to you soon, really, I will.
- Big

Cool. I was at work today. No email.

Bret on 7/9/2006 at 10:00 pm said:

Cool. I was at work today. No email.

Hi Bret,
I’ll be back in the office late today.
I got your number off the voicemail and will give you a call fer sure.
Have a great day!
- Big

Just got my Droolin Devil set last night and realized that I should have asked to have had them signed, Oh well live and learn. They are awsome looking and the wife found them a great place in the collection.