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Posted October 15, 2004 by Nick Lindauer in Hot Sauce News
 
 

I Grabbed The Hot Not Mild (The Hot sauce Song)


Youth Gone Wild” Based on the performance by Skid Row
“I Grabbed The Hot Not Mild (The Hot sauce Song)” Parody by Roswell

(Oh yeah!)

Since I was hungry I started to look around
Wanted something tasty, but that’s hard in this town

But what happened next I was totally unprepared
My mouth never had a starting prayer

When I looked I had one chance in three
There was no lable, It didn’t have the brand
This is not what I had planned

Right then I lost my smile
started to get all riled
then became very hostile
I grabbed the hot not mild
Felt like I started to fall
Spit out the food onto the wall
towards my water started to crawl
I grabbed the hot not mild

I’m screaming, between the tears, get more water for me
But looks like it will be a while so I’ll just have to plea

I said “Hey Juan, I need a pitcher, here’s some dough.
Please! fill it up it fast man, not to slow!”

When I looked I had one chance in three
I still love Mexican food there is no doubt
But that damn hot suace, I can do without

Right then I lost my smile
started to get all riled
then became very hostile
I grabbed the hot not mild
Felt like I started to fall
Spit out the food onto the wall
towards my water started to crawl
I grabbed the hot not mild

Should’ve grabbed the mild!

Right then I lost my smile
started to get all riled
then became very hostile
I grabbed the hot not mild
Felt like I started to fall
Spit out the food onto the wall
towards my water started to crawl
I grabbed the hot not mild

Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa!
I grabbed the hot not mild

Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa!
I grabbed the hot not mild

Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah!
I grabbed the hot not mild

Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa!
I grabbed the hot not mild


Nick Lindauer

 
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