Youth Gone Wild” Based on the performance by Skid Row
“I Grabbed The Hot Not Mild (The Hot sauce Song)” Parody by Roswell

(Oh yeah!)

Since I was hungry I started to look around
Wanted something tasty, but that’s hard in this town

But what happened next I was totally unprepared
My mouth never had a starting prayer

When I looked I had one chance in three
There was no lable, It didn’t have the brand
This is not what I had planned

Right then I lost my smile
started to get all riled
then became very hostile
I grabbed the hot not mild
Felt like I started to fall
Spit out the food onto the wall
towards my water started to crawl
I grabbed the hot not mild

I’m screaming, between the tears, get more water for me
But looks like it will be a while so I’ll just have to plea

I said “Hey Juan, I need a pitcher, here’s some dough.
Please! fill it up it fast man, not to slow!”

When I looked I had one chance in three
I still love Mexican food there is no doubt
But that damn hot suace, I can do without

Right then I lost my smile
started to get all riled
then became very hostile
I grabbed the hot not mild
Felt like I started to fall
Spit out the food onto the wall
towards my water started to crawl
I grabbed the hot not mild

Should’ve grabbed the mild!

Right then I lost my smile
started to get all riled
then became very hostile
I grabbed the hot not mild
Felt like I started to fall
Spit out the food onto the wall
towards my water started to crawl
I grabbed the hot not mild

Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa!
I grabbed the hot not mild

Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa!
I grabbed the hot not mild

Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah!
I grabbed the hot not mild

Whoa! (Whoa!) Whoa!
I grabbed the hot not mild