A Runaway Bride Hot Sauce? Hmmm….

Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks can now warm her cold feet from the inside out. A hot sauce has been named for her.

“Pappy” David Ryan, a Lawrenceville entrepreneur who runs Pappy’s Peppers on the city square, has began distributing a private label condiment dubbed “Jennifer’s High Tailin’ Hot Sauce.” He says he can’t keep the $7 item on the shelves. Read More…

From Pappy’s Website:
“Warning: This sauce may cause you to seek intense professional help… voluntarily.” The “Runaway Bride” is now a killer habanero hot sauce! Bring Jennifer home to your house for that Spicy and Uncertain feeling that only she can bring. As heard on “The Neal Boortz Show”. Habanero Peppers, Carrots, Onion, vinegar, Garlic, Lime Juice, Salt.

Now, these types of sauces generally have zero flavor, but they do make great gag gifts and converstation pieces.