Props to Chris from The Joint for pointing this out to me:
Rejected Hot Sauce Names
11. Not Quite FDA-Approved
10. Cheaper than Arsenic
9. Kenny Rogers’ Lip Melter
8. Edible Napalm
7. Feces O’ Flame
6. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Acid
5. Death by Heartburn
4. Almost-as-Spicy-as-Ketchup
3. Crazy Jim’s Burning Larynx
2. Satan’s Urine
1. Party in Your Rectum
But I’m pretty sure some of those are names of hot sauces already! 
Alright everyone, let’s get creative and come up with our own list of rejected hot sauce names. Suggestions?
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Hahahah! Nice list. You should definately do a follow up next year to see how many of these names will then be hot sauces.
8. Edible Napalm
7. Feces O’ Flame
These two are pretty timid.
I mean with a popular sauce out there already called Ass Reaper, pretty tame.
Here’s my 5 minute list:
1. Wendy’s Floatin’ Finger Sauce
2. Bloody Piss
3. Burnt Cathair
4. Blended Baby
5. The Castrator
6. Flaming Tar
7. Fiery Enema
8. Airport Contraband
9. I can’t believe it’s not mace
10. Do you have life insurance?