Review: Defcon Creator’s Double Super Secret Experiment #X-13 Habanero Horseradish
You Have It. Consume It. Enjoy It.
When the Creator first told me about his Double Super Secret Experiment #X-13 Habanero Horseradish, without blinking an eye I ordered 3 or 4 cases – and not to sell, just for my own consumption. And that’s without trying it, but I have faith in the Creator (now that’s scary) and trust him with my tastebuds – plus he knows just how much Habby Horse I consume. So the promise of a hotter Habby Horse had my interest and I couldn’t wait to dive into the cases when they first arrived.
3 jars into a case and I finally took the time to write a review – granted these are smaller jars then the Habby, but X-13 packs a mean wallop. It has the same flavor of the Habby Horse (review here & here) but with an added bonus: increased front heat and a longer tail. The heat hits like a kick from a horse and the tail lasts about 2 to 3 times as long as the Habby Horse. Within 2 bites of an X-13 burger, I had tears in my eyes and my nose was running – all good signs!
Another great creation from the Creator. If you’d like a few cases for yourself, run, don’t walk to DefconSauces.com and order yours today – X-13 is a one time only run and once it’s gone, it’s gone!
OK, due to the outrageous response to our Habanero Horseradish products, we’re going to try something a little different (would you know me any other way?). We are unveiling the “DEFCON Creator’s Double Super Secret Experiment #X-13 Habanero Horseradish“. This is a ONE-TIME run! We only have about 16 cases of this lovely stuff. Due to the fact that most of my friends who have become our professional guinea pigs for the last couple of years now have a bit of trepidation instilled in them, and they don’t want to taste test this stuff (I will have to re-indoctrinate them soon). We are inviting you to become our “test subjects”, as this is a test marketing trial. The best part about this is that it’s CHEAP AS HELL! These jars are 7 ounce jars, and the prices are as follows:
1st Jar of X-13 is $5.00
2nd Jar of X-13 is $4.00
3rd Jar of X-13 is $3.00
4th Jar of X-13 is $2.00
5th Jar of X-13 is $1.00
If you want a 6th, WE’LL THROW IT IN FOR FREE!!!
Any more than 6 we will use the list above to calculate the total from there.
Now, the multiple savings has to be made on a single order, and there will be postage on top of this, but man, what a savings. Now, please eat this stuff, as I will not be numbering or signing any of them, THEY ARE TO BE DEVOURED! Now, after you have tasted this stuff, I would appreciate your feedback, whether it’s good or bad.
I hope you enjoy our newest creation, and look forward to hearing from you.