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Bottle Description: Extreme Heat Hot Sauce
Ingredients: Fresh carrots, choice red habanero peppers, onions, limejuice, vinegar, garlic, and
salt.
Container: There is a picture of a gator cooking a gator over a flame. Maybe it’s a crocodile cooking an alligator? I don’t know but it is a blatant advertisement for cannibalism isn’t it? This label doesn’t make me want to eat the sauces. It kind of grosses me out. The bottle also comes with a dried gator foot. Grosser!
Appearance: Salsa like color. With seeds!
Smell: The smell of carrots and habaneros comes through a relatively heavy haze of lime and vinegar.
Consistency: This sauce is strangely thicker than the ingredients would suggest. Me thinks there is cornstarch somewhere in here.
Taste: Heavy carrot, lime and vinegar burst. The habanero flavor is hidden. The sauce is exactly like the carrots you can get at a Mexican restaurant. The pickled ones that come with the crappy pickled jalapenos.
Heat: (7.3/10) It tingles the tongue. I believe there’s more “extreme heat†in my fridge.
Field Test: If you want to use this sauce, consider it on anything you would add lime to. Tacos? Yes! Bloody Mary? Yes! French fries? No!!! It tastes great on chicken.
Final Word: This is certainly not an original sauce. You’ve had it before. Ever had Melinda’s? Then you’ve had this sauce. The carrot and pepper combo is not rare and is almost as prevalent as the vinegar and nothing else combo of Tabasco-like sauces.
Overall: 6.5/10. Not bad. Nothing special. I wouldn’t ever get this sauce again but I don’t mind having it in my fridge.
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Posted by: clint - Categories: Uncategorized
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21 Comments »
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 9:54 am said:
“The bottle also comes with a dried gator foot. Grosser!”
Clint! Dried gator foot is sum good eatin”! Ain’t ya ever heared of “gator foot jerky? The best part is that when yer finished eatin’ the foot, you can pick yer teeth with the left over claws..
Ain’t bubba and Leroy learned you anythang!
Tracy, I’m sending a sample to him as we speak! 
Clint, thanks for making my day man! A gator sauce review on the HSB!
Wooooohoooooo!
I have a few of the bottles from that line but will never try them. 12 different labels and flavors I think. Glad to see a review to tell me what I’m missing, good or bad. I just had to start a “gator” collection after the whole gator thang here on the blog. This line of sauces with the gator claw keychain were the cat’s meow to start it off!
L8R G8R
Gatorman out!
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 9:54 am said:
“The bottle also comes with a dried gator foot. Grosser!”
Clint! Dried gator foot is sum good eatin”! Ain’t ya ever heared of “gator foot jerky? The best part is that when yer finished eatin’ the foot, you can pick yer teeth with the left over claws..
Ain’t bubba and Leroy learned you anythang!
Gator claws work real good to sratch yourself
scratch
Leroy stay off
Leroy if your going to the still becareful. The Bears our getting restless. They even have a Bear Advisory out. Heck we need to send one to DK.
Home > Jokes > Animal Jokes > Bear Advisory
Bear Advisory
The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.
Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.
Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.
Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!
Blaahaa!! Thanks for the warning Bret! I’ll have to keep that in mind in Nov while I’m in TN
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 11:28 am said:
Blaahaa!! Thanks for the warning Bret! I’ll have to keep that in mind in Nov while I’m in TN
I need To talk to CaJohn. Maybe see you in TN also. Maybe we can Knock heads with a few bears.
Bret on 9/17/2006 at 11:58 am said:
I need To talk to CaJohn. Maybe see you in TN also. Maybe we can Knock heads with a few bears.
That would be cool! DK will be up for a day or so..I’m sure we will Knock back a few BEERS!!
As for Knockin’ Heads with bears, that’s not like bumping goobers is it?
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 12:13 pm said:
That would be cool! DK will be up for a day or so..I’m sure we will Knock back a few BEERS!!
As for Knockin’ Heads with bears, that’s not like bumping goobers is it?
Someone say FREE BEER?????
huvason on 9/17/2006 at 12:14 pm said:
Someone say FREE BEER?????
Oh FEW BEERS, not FREE BEER. Darn.
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 12:13 pm said:
That would be cool! DK will be up for a day or so..I’m sure we will Knock back a few BEERS!!
As for Knockin’ Heads with bears, that’s not like bumping goobers is it?
Maybe
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 12:13 pm said:
That would be cool! DK will be up for a day or so..I’m sure we will Knock back a few BEERS!!
As for Knockin’ Heads with bears, that’s not like bumping goobers is it?
When John gets back I will give him a shout.
huvason on 9/17/2006 at 12:14 pm said:
Oh FEW BEERS, not FREE BEER. Darn.
hey you just won a free Cape Fear sauce yesterday! 
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 12:20 pm said:
hey you just won a free Cape Fear sauce yesterday!
Yeah but their fighting that over there now……..
Bret on 9/17/2006 at 12:19 pm said:
When John gets back I will give him a shout.
We’re staying in Pigeon Forge, but will make the climb to Club Caliente at some point.
Man I’m going to start filming when we do hot sauce demo. People are so stupid. We mark the heat levels and still put way to much on a chip. It’s so darn funny.
huvason on 9/17/2006 at 12:21 pm said:
Yeah but their fighting that over there now……..
haahaa!! Good! You still won!!
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 11:28 am said:
Blaahaa!! Thanks for the warning Bret! I’ll have to keep that in mind in Nov while I’m in TN
I am a little envious that you get to spend more time in TN 
Tracy C on 9/17/2006 at 12:24 pm said:
We’re staying in Pigeon Forge, but will make the climb to Club Caliente at some point.
Email me the date’s when you get the chance.
Bret on 9/17/2006 at 12:28 pm said:
Man I’m going to start filming when we do hot sauce demo. People are so stupid. We mark the heat levels and still put way to much on a chip. It’s so darn funny.
Bret, you have to love the tin-plated supermen. At all the shows and appearances we’ve done, there is always the splinter faction of cranial-challenged individuals. They immediately ask for the hottest thing you’ve got, and then hurt themselves and blame you. I have come to the realization that the lemmings that just want heat with no regard for flavor shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. Although it is fun to watch them perform their stupid human tricks.
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“The bottle also comes with a dried gator foot. Grosser!”
Clint! Dried gator foot is sum good eatin”! Ain’t ya ever heared of “gator foot jerky? The best part is that when yer finished eatin’ the foot, you can pick yer teeth with the left over claws..
Ain’t bubba and Leroy learned you anythang!