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Below is a review from a potential reviewer here on the HSB. This reviewer is also a manufacturer (not of this sauce of course) so he has additional insights to bring to the reviewing table. I would like the readers of the HSB to provide feedback on the review since you are the folks reading here everyday. ~ Nick
Being an avid hot sauce eater, every now and then I find myself temporarily departing the blazing realm of the Habanero in search of something that teases me with slightly less heat and more complex flavors. Since this sauce took a second place Scovie in the Specialty Chile category I figured it might be worth the time and taste buds. IT WAS!
Initial Impression: When I first approached the bottle I was intrigued by the spiffy little lizard on the label. Upon closer investigation I came to learn, from the side panel, that the art was created by no other that the famous Dave Kellett. For those of you whom might not know Mr. Kellett, he is the creator of the well known Sheldon Comic strip. I really liked the art; this little lizard with his flaming chili in hand, and his devilish grin taunting you as if he is daring you to try his sauce.
Ingredients: Jalapeno Peppers, Tomatillo, Onions, Vinegar, Garlic, Cilantro, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum. This ingredient list checks out A-OK with me. All natural, no preservatives, and peppers are the first ingredient in this list.
Appearance: This sauce has an impressive appearance. It has a nice natural looking green color, no freaky kryptonite, day glo. Upon closer inspection you can see little bits of garlic and spice, and tiny little bits of cilantro. It has a thick yet smooth texture and a slightly glossy appearance. This is without a doubt one of the sexiest jalapeno sauces I have ever seen. I’m getting excited about tasting it!

Aroma: WOW! That’s how I feel about the way this sauce smells. When I uncap this bottle and take a healthy whiff at the neck my mouth instantly starts to water. You can actually smell this sauce in layers. I have the bottle uncapped and in front of me as I type this review. So here is what I smell; Jalapeno is definitely the first thing to hit your nose, followed by garlic and onion and then the tangy tomatillo comes through. A couple of more whiffs and you can clearly pick out some spices, to me it seems like chili powder and maybe cumin. Let’s Eat!
Taste: Jalapenos and tomatillo are a classic combination; this sauce gets the balance perfectly. The tangy tomatillo zaps the tip and sides of your tongue while the jalapeno heat kind of lingers on the center of your tongue and the roof of your mouth. There are garlicky flavors and cilantro and spices bounce around your mouth. You will actually taste every ingredient as it pops out and makes a guest appearance. On the heat scale of 1-10 I would give this sauce about a 5. While it might be little light in the heat department for the Chile-head that is always looking for liquid napalm, it is a very well balanced sauce and does not get lost in food.

The Food Test: Pizza was the weapon of choice for this sauce. Bad pizza at that, I won’t name names, but this is a $5 pizza from a warming oven. You can see from the picture I really wanted the sauce to fix the pizza, and guess what, it did! It was actually so good I ended up eating about 4 slices and consumed half the bottle of sauce. What a great fusion. The flavors in this sauce blended perfectly with the cardboard pizza and made it pleasurable. I figured if Green Scream can make this meal enjoyable, it is worth every penny I spent on it!
Conclusion: Tangy and spicy, green and fresh. This is one of the finest jalapeno sauces I have ever tasted. Alone, it was alive in my mouth showing off its complexity. On Food, it has the ability to revive any dish and bring happy hot sauce joo joo to your mouth. Whether it’s a cardboard pizza, your favorite omelet, a taco, burrito, or an awesome meal cooked by your Mom, Monty’s Gourmet Foods Green Scream Jalapeno Sauce will add flavor and excitement to anything it touches.
Packaging 9/10 – Dave Kellet from Sheldon Comics
Aroma 10/10 – Fresh, Green Alive & Tangy
Appearance 10/10 – Smooth & Sexy
Taste 10/10 – Complex
Heat 5/10 –Jalapeno & Tomatillo with Herbs & Spices.
Overall 9/10
Monty’s Gourmet Foods L.L.C
516 N Main Ottawa, KS 66067-1923 USA
TOLL FREE 877-274-7428
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190 Comments
That is a great first review!
I thought it was done very well. Good job!!!
Very well written and nice presentation of the bottle and sauce. The pictures and review convey the exact same thing, no confusion with any part of the review. Good job.
You mean there is confusion with some reviews? LOL!
Very good review style and delivery.
A good hot sauce should be able to make a 3 week old cow pie palatable and it sounds like this is one of those sauces. Excellent use of crappy pizza as the test subject. I will have to investigate this Monty character in great detail.
Now to play devil’s advocate. Question to Nick, couldn’t there be a perceived conflict of interest having a sauce manufacturer as a reviewer? I don’t see it as being an issue, but other manufacturers submitting sauces for review might feel that being critiqued by a “competitor” in the industry could put them at a disadvantage.
It’s like Ford critiquing GM. Could jealousy or a feeling of superiority taint the reviewers opinion of a product if put in a situation where their opinion is to be taken at face value by the masses.
I’m not saying this reviewer would have such prejudices or pettiness, but things could get sticky if the reviewer gives a bad review and the reviewee sees it as the aforementioned jealousy or superiority complex.
To the opposite end of the spectrum, the reviewer having the experience and savvy of being in the industry as a manufacturer would add that much more credibility and “star power” to their review. So I see your point on having this potential reviewer critique products. Who is it? Is it Blair?? Cajohn?? Arizona Jack?? Come on inquiring minds want to know!!
Regardless, I think the reviews would be fair and impartial.
I don’t want to sound like a pr*ck or worse a conspiracy theorist, but I’m just thinking out loud here. One of my customers read the review this morning and came in to chat with me about.
Again, and for the record, I think the review was exceptionally fair and well written and would have been happy to have them review one of our products.
Anyone else have any thoughts along these lines or am I on crack??
Hmm, I’ve typed myself into a quite a conundrum here, a quandry you might say. I must return to the Fortress of Peppertude and think upon this some more.
I’ll name names, the pizza is Digiorno.
DEFCON Creator on 11/10/2006 at 11:39 am said:
You mean there is confusion with some reviews? LOL!
Sounds as if you’re confused about the confusion?!
I just meant that everything fit together very well. My statements were made toward this review and this review only. Sorry for the confusion Creator.
Big, I think both sides of your argument could be taken very easily. However, a consumer could be just as biased if they personally know the manufacturer, and like or dislike them. I think people are reading in just a bit too much into these things. Every sauce that is critiqued may be completely different to another person. Kind of like listening to movie critics to pick and choose the movies you want to go to (The mainstream critics hated A Clockwork Orange, and it’s my favorite movie).
The reviewers personal tastes aside, I think most of the reviews give a good all-around view of the sauce, and the pictures backup a lot of what they have to say. Review in all don’t force you to go out and either get the product or tell you not to, they are just an information resource.
That being said, time to go grab a beer….
DEFCON Creator on 11/10/2006 at 12:48 pm said:
Big, I think both sides of your argument could be taken very easily. However, a consumer could be just as biased if they personally know the manufacturer, and like or dislike them. I think people are reading in just a bit too much into these things. Every sauce that is critiqued may be completely different to another person. Kind of like listening to movie critics to pick and choose the movies you want to go to (The mainstream critics hated A Clockwork Orange, and it’s my favorite movie).
The reviewers personal tastes aside, I think most of the reviews give a good all-around view of the sauce, and the pictures backup a lot of what they have to say. Review in all don’t force you to go out and either get the product or tell you not to, they are just an information resource.
That being said, time to go grab a beer….
Creator,
You hit the nail on the head my diabolic little friend.
I neglected to mention a potential bias on the part of a Joe Public reviewer, that is very true. I was getting too long winded and edited that part.
Different strokes for different folks is the order of the day. The reviews on HSB have always been fair in my opinion and as I stated yesterday my tastes may differ from the reviewers, but the reviewers taste may be inline with the masses, so again I ask you, what the f*ck to I know? Hee hee.
Have a couple of wobbly pops for me. Uncle Big will be dry for 6 years come January 2nd. Woo Hoo! Praise the Lord and pass the Diet Coke!
DEFCON Creator on 11/10/2006 at 12:48 pm said:
Big, I think both sides of your argument could be taken very easily. However, a consumer could be just as biased if they personally know the manufacturer, and like or dislike them. I think people are reading in just a bit too much into these things. Every sauce that is critiqued may be completely different to another person. Kind of like listening to movie critics to pick and choose the movies you want to go to (The mainstream critics hated A Clockwork Orange, and it’s my favorite movie).
The reviewers personal tastes aside, I think most of the reviews give a good all-around view of the sauce, and the pictures backup a lot of what they have to say. Review in all don’t force you to go out and either get the product or tell you not to, they are just an information resource.
That being said, time to go grab a beer….
FREE BEER!
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 12:56 pm said:
FREE BEER!
That’s my boy. He loves his free beer.
(The mainstream critics hated A Clockwork Orange, and it’s my favorite movie).
Well, that explains a lot!
ChileHeadEd on 11/10/2006 at 1:15 pm said:
(The mainstream critics hated A Clockwork Orange, and it’s my favorite movie).
Well, that explains a lot!
Goodie box ships tonight Ed, we’ll worth the wait buddy, you’ll see !!!
ChileHeadEd on 11/10/2006 at 1:15 pm said:
(The mainstream critics hated A Clockwork Orange, and it’s my favorite movie).
Well, that explains a lot!
Hmmmm, perhaps it does. LOL!
Uncle Big on 11/10/2006 at 12:55 pm said:
Creator,
You hit the nail on the head my diabolic little friend.I neglected to mention a potential bias on the part of a Joe Public reviewer, that is very true. I was getting too long winded and edited that part.
Different strokes for different folks is the order of the day. The reviews on HSB have always been fair in my opinion and as I stated yesterday my tastes may differ from the reviewers, but the reviewers taste may be inline with the masses, so again I ask you, what the f*ck to I know? Hee hee.
Have a couple of wobbly pops for me. Uncle Big will be dry for 6 years come January 2nd. Woo Hoo! Praise the Lord and pass the Diet Coke!
Congrats on the dry spell, oh Evil Alliance partner.
Reading the neverending ad nauseum criticism of the reviewers is funny at best. I find it odd that virtually all the people citicizing the reviewers don’t do reviews, that most definitely adds to the humor of it all.
Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?
DEFCON Creator on 11/10/2006 at 2:23 pm said:
Congrats on the dry spell, oh Evil Alliance partner.
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Reading the neverending ad nauseum criticism of the reviewers is funny at best. I find it odd that virtually all the people citicizing the reviewers don’t do reviews, that most definitely adds to the humor of it all.
Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?
That sounded a lot like use sitting around last weekend
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 2:45 pm said:
That sounded a lot like use sitting around last weekend
Because there were some boys there that could put a hurtin on a bucket of Bon-Bons.
I could not be a reviewer, first off because I am biased as hell when it comes to a couple of manufacturers. with that said refardless of who did the label, i think it’s generic and it would not catch my eye on a shelf. however the review was great, it kept me interested all the way to the end. the sauce looks yummy. great job on the review.
that should say regardless, not refardless thank you for your patience while i spell like bret
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:19 pm said:
Because there were some boys there that could put a hurtin on a bucket of Bon-Bons.
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:35 pm said:
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
And I found the BEER (although probably not free
)
http://www.pubcrawler.com/Template/searchwc.cfm/flat/state=NM/title=New%20Mexico
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:35 pm said:
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
I looked at the photo’s, ouch this could get serious..
“Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?”
???? I’ve not been to a Hockey Game since I was a kid ????
DEFCON Creator on 11/10/2006 at 2:23 pm said:
Congrats on the dry spell, oh Evil Alliance partner.
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Reading the neverending ad nauseum criticism of the reviewers is funny at best. I find it odd that virtually all the people citicizing the reviewers don’t do reviews, that most definitely adds to the humor of it all.
Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?
I guess everyone should just shut up in your opinion then correct? Sense it is so funny to you, If you read into what most people had to say you would have understood there comments….
Like I said yesterday it was my opinion, it was dropped yesterday…. I only see 2 people today repeating the past…. Its nice to see where you stand to set back and laugh at one of your friends… Great job you should be proud…
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 5:32 pm said:
“Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?”
???? I’ve not been to a Hockey Game since I was a kid ????
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HAPPY BIRFDAY VIC!!!!! Hey I need you and Blane to come for a visit. The Cape Fear short bus is needin a good cleaning.
Great review…. But how was the band on the bottle…..Sorry I had too..
Tracy C on 11/10/2006 at 5:36 pm said:
HAPPY BIRFDAY VIC!!!!! Hey I need you and Blane to come for a visit. The Cape Fear short bus is needin a good cleaning.
What happen to the one we gave it in Tenn.
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 5:32 pm said:
“Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?”
???? I’ve not been to a Hockey Game since I was a kid ????
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Vic hows the Birthday boy….. Have a great weekend Brother tell Wendy Hi from me and Christy…
TTYL
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 5:38 pm said:
What happen to the one we gave it in Tenn.
Rained aaaall the way home! Lots of big trucks throwing up road crap. Needs a really good lickin’..
Tracy C on 11/10/2006 at 5:41 pm said:
Rained aaaall the way home! Lots of big trucks throwing up road crap. Needs a really good lickin’..
Is there any Roadkill involved? Might need a little of your sauce on it to add flavor……lol
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:35 pm said:
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
ok, now that just looks like fun…but dangerous for some too. not sure we could get alot of us in those, those are more professional carts for little guys (jim, dwayne, mark, etc…)
i posted on their forum to see what kind of details i can get. will also e-mail them about pricing to rent the track for a day. i think we would need that.
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 4:47 pm said:
And I found the BEER (although probably not free
)
http://www.pubcrawler.com/Template/searchwc.cfm/flat/state=NM/title=New%20Mexico
Huv, how come that doesn’t surprise me that YOU would find the beer!!!
TheBigShow on 11/10/2006 at 6:00 pm said:
Huv, how come that doesn’t surprise me that YOU would find the beer!!!
Whats up TBS
Tracy C on 11/10/2006 at 5:36 pm said:
HAPPY BIRFDAY VIC!!!!! Hey I need you and Blane to come for a visit. The Cape Fear short bus is needin a good cleaning.
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 5:40 pm said:
Vic hows the Birthday boy….. Have a great weekend Brother tell Wendy Hi from me and Christy…
TTYL
Thanks Guys, Tracy I’m ready for some Tongue Lashing next to by old buddy BLANE there. Have you seen the size of that guys tongue? Gene Simmons’ got nothing on BLANE!
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:06 pm said:
Whats up TBS
Not to much, how’s work? i’m just getting ready to go to a smoker.
TheBigShow on 11/10/2006 at 6:12 pm said:
Not to much, how’s work? i’m just getting ready to go to a smoker.
???
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:06 pm said:
Thanks Guys, Tracy I’m ready for some Tongue Lashing next to by old buddy BLANE there. Have you seen the size of that guys tongue? Gene Simmons’ got nothing on BLANE!
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I’m posting my pic’s this weekend your going to Die w/ the one I have of TBS and his tongue…..lol
To funny Vic, now you know why I wear a helmet.
TheBigShow on 11/10/2006 at 6:12 pm said:
Not to much, how’s work? i’m just getting ready to go to a smoker.
By the way You forgot your smokes I brought to Tenn.. I think they split them up? So there in good hands….lol
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:14 pm said:
I’m posting my pic’s this weekend your going to Die w/ the one I have of TBS and his tongue…..lol
To funny Vic, now you know why I wear a helmet.
You rock brother, I know people are getting tired of reading stuff like this, but it was truely outrageous to meet you. You and Christy and Luke are awesome and we enjoyed the time spent with you all. I’m getting all choked up, sniff sniff. I need a hug……..
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:16 pm said:
By the way You forgot your smokes I brought to Tenn.. I think they split them up? So there in good hands….lol
Last time I saw them DK was putting them in his suitcase……..
Nah, just kidding. Am I?
They were on the table by the door when we left- I never got one, would have loved to smoke one down with you all!!
TheBigShow on 11/10/2006 at 6:00 pm said:
Huv, how come that doesn’t surprise me that YOU would find the beer!!!
Fat Kid Rule – always know where the nearest bar (beer) is,
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:35 pm said:
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 4:47 pm said:
And I found the BEER (although probably not free
)
http://www.pubcrawler.com/Template/searchwc.cfm/flat/state=NM/title=New%20Mexico
I will find out what the rules are for a private poker table set-up would cost with a house dealer. Maybe just a pot/rake or per hour fee, but I’ll find out.
PS, HUV: Most all casin o’s give FREE BEER to the gamblers !!!
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:20 pm said:
Last time I saw them DK was putting them in his suitcase……..
Nah, just kidding. Am I?
They were on the table by the door when we left- I never got one, would have loved to smoke one down with you all!!
Darn forgot my Jerky and my bacon and a good cigar
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:17 pm said:
You rock brother, I know people are getting tired of reading stuff like this, but it was truely outrageous to meet you. You and Christy and Luke are awesome and we enjoyed the time spent with you all. I’m getting all choked up, sniff sniff. I need a hug……..
Somebody nee a hug..
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:13 pm said:
???
ummm….. it’s for a club my buddy belongs to, the swedish social club. smoked meat, ziti, kielbasa, etc… entertainment
LOL
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:17 pm said:
You rock brother, I know people are getting tired of reading stuff like this, but it was truely outrageous to meet you. You and Christy and Luke are awesome and we enjoyed the time spent with you all. I’m getting all choked up, sniff sniff. I need a hug……..
Do you feel it?
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:20 pm said:
Last time I saw them DK was putting them in his suitcase……..
Nah, just kidding. Am I?
They were on the table by the door when we left- I never got one, would have loved to smoke one down with you all!!
I’ll have a ton in NM… We will smoke them there…
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 6:37 pm said:
Darn forgot my Jerky and my bacon and a good cigar
Thats what you get for leaving early…. I think there will be a pig flying your way on Tuesday….lol enjoy
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 6:39 pm said:
Somebody nee a hug..
……….YES
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:40 pm said:
Do you feel it?
………..YES
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:41 pm said:
I’ll have a ton in NM… We will smoke them there…
……SWEET
TheBigShow on 11/10/2006 at 6:40 pm said:
ummm….. it’s for a club my buddy belongs to, the swedish social club. smoked meat, ziti, kielbasa, etc… entertainment
LOL
HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and lots of winders
TheBigShow on 11/10/2006 at 6:40 pm said:
ummm….. it’s for a club my buddy belongs to, the swedish social club. smoked meat, ziti, kielbasa, etc… entertainment
LOL
Whoa! Yum, sounds pretty close to Heaven. Are there Swedish Girls, B**BS, beer & cigars?
Called the Sandia Resort:
Pressed 1 for English, then 5-6 other numbers, finally got to poker room manager, left a message. Private tables / rooms are available for conventions and groups. I’ll keep ya posted as it comes my way.
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:47 pm said:
Whoa! Yum, sounds pretty close to Heaven. Are there Swedish Girls, B**BS, beer & cigars?
I almost jumped in my car and headed that way….
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:45 pm said:
HNMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and lots of winders
Yeck yeah, BLANE and I are so there. I’ll mapquest it BLANE, you start driving, lol!
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 6:49 pm said:
Called the Sandia Resort:
Pressed 1 for English, then 5-6 other numbers, finally got to poker room manager, left a message. Private tables / rooms are available for conventions and groups. I’ll keep ya posted as it comes my way.
Sounds great Jack, thanks for doing that….. Whats the rake if where betting hot sauce….lol
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:51 pm said:
I almost jumped in my car and headed that way….
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:51 pm said:
Yeck yeah, BLANE and I are so there. I’ll mapquest it BLANE, you start driving, lol!
Wow great minds, pretty scary- look at the times posted, lol
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:51 pm said:
Yeck yeah, BLANE and I are so there. I’ll mapquest it BLANE, you start driving, lol!
Should only be a 36 hour trip, you think the B**bs, b**ze, cigars will hold out? What am I talking about if TBS is going it’s got to last at least 48 hours….. SWEET
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:52 pm said:
Wow great minds, pretty scary- look at the times posted, lol
Maybe where twins? your just 4 months older… Its possible.
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:56 pm said:
Maybe where twins? your just 4 months older… Its possible.
Heck of a family reunion, not a dirty window for miles!
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:59 pm said:
Heck of a family reunion, not a dirty window for miles!
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lol
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 6:32 pm said:
I will find out what the rules are for a private poker table set-up would cost with a house dealer. Maybe just a pot/rake or per hour fee, but I’ll find out.
PS, HUV: Most all casin o’s give FREE BEER to the gamblers !!!
I found some boobie bars! My buddy Chumly and I would be more than happy to lead everyone on a tour.
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:40 pm said:
Do you feel it?
YES YES YES!!! Don’t stop!
Hello?
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 6:32 pm said:
I will find out what the rules are for a private poker table set-up would cost with a house dealer. Maybe just a pot/rake or per hour fee, but I’ll find out.
PS, HUV: Most all casin o’s give FREE BEER to the gamblers !!!
OK, I am having trouble with my last post oin this subject. Let’s try this again…
Hate to bust ya bubbles here but Huv, close your ears….there is no alcoholic beverages allowed in the game area at the Sandia. I know, I know….makes me cringe too.
Wow my grammer is just not up to par today…lol I meant “there are no…..” I guess I couldn’t say the word cas**o.
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:07 pm said:
OK, I am having trouble with my last post oin this subject. Let’s try this again…
Hate to bust ya bubbles here but Huv, close your ears….there is no alcoholic beverages allowed in the game area at the Sandia. I know, I know….makes me cringe too.
That’s just wrong. Plain wrong
Tracy C on 11/10/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
YES YES YES!!! Don’t stop!
LOL
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:03 pm said:
Hello?
Hey Jodie….. Any luck with a helmet yet? How did the chair races go last weekend?
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:10 pm said:
That’s just wrong. Plain wrong
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I know. And the bar that is close to the cas**o gets SUPER crowded and lines form to get in. I agree……it is an evil rule. We asked last year why and they said that for that particular Inidan Reservation to be able to run a gaming place, they were not allowed to serve any b**ze. I like to get my drink and game on at the same time!
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:07 pm said:
OK, I am having trouble with my last post oin this subject. Let’s try this again…
Hate to bust ya bubbles here but Huv, close your ears….there is no alcoholic beverages allowed in the game area at the Sandia. I know, I know….makes me cringe too.
WOW, never thought to ask that, Jodie, you are right. Some In dian Cas inos here allow it, some don’t. Ugh Ohh, further investigation is in order.
Good Catch, glad we caught it early to make a plan B.
Plan B: Game is in Huvasons room after the show, since he won the Scovie and will probably sell a sh*tload of sauce, he will supply all the beverages and tip the house staff that serves them to us. Thanks Huv, like Sonyo says, YOU RAWK !!!!
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 8:16 pm said:
Hey Jodie….. Any luck with a helmet yet? How did the chair races go last weekend?
NO, I still need a helmet! LOL You know, the same old same old with the chair races. Lisa showed up with the battery operated motorcycle even when we told her that she had to have a chair! So Kristi and I cut the wire to the battery. LOL So while Lisa was trying to figure out what was wrong with her wheels, Kristi and I started down the driveway. Kristi tried to chair block me but wound up spinning out of control, going down the rest of the driveway backwards, hit a pebble, and toppled over. Then, I laughed so hard, lost control of my own chair and fell right over her! Of course while we were laughing and falling over each other Lisa finished off the last of our SoCo and lime (it did teach us not to cut her battery wire ever again
) You have no idea what you missed!
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 8:37 pm said:
Plan B: Game is in Huvasons room after the show, since he won the Scovie and will probably sell a sh*tload of sauce, he will supply all the beverages and tip the house staff that serves them to us. Thanks Huv, like Sonyo says, YOU RAWK !!!!
Huv, you are awesome!!!!! I knew I liked you for a reason!!!
Hey AJ, you might be able to rent a meeting room instead of a table like we did in Texas. I am so in this time around!!! Let me know all the details!!!! Garry said he wants in too!
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:38 pm said:
NO, I still need a helmet! LOL You know, the same old same old with the chair races. Lisa showed up with the battery operated motorcycle even when we told her that she had to have a chair! So Kristi and I cut the wire to the battery. LOL So while Lisa was trying to figure out what was wrong with her wheels, Kristi and I started down the driveway. Kristi tried to chair block me but wound up spinning out of control, going down the rest of the driveway backwards, hit a pebble, and toppled over. Then, I laughed so hard, lost control of my own chair and fell right over her! Of course while we were laughing and falling over each other Lisa finished off the last of our SoCo and lime (it did teach us not to cut her battery wire ever again
) You have no idea what you missed!
Hey – i’m still on my way. Battery died on the LIE
I have a perfect idea for NM……luggage cart races!!!!
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 8:37 pm said:
Plan B: Game is in Huvasons room after the show, since he won the Scovie and will probably sell a sh*tload of sauce, he will supply all the beverages and tip the house staff that serves them to us. Thanks Huv, like Sonyo says, YOU RAWK !!!!
Well if Part A of plan B goes as AJ says, then we can talk….. I like the sound of “sell a sh*tload of sauce”
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:38 pm said:
NO, I still need a helmet! LOL You know, the same old same old with the chair races. Lisa showed up with the battery operated motorcycle even when we told her that she had to have a chair! So Kristi and I cut the wire to the battery. LOL So while Lisa was trying to figure out what was wrong with her wheels, Kristi and I started down the driveway. Kristi tried to chair block me but wound up spinning out of control, going down the rest of the driveway backwards, hit a pebble, and toppled over. Then, I laughed so hard, lost control of my own chair and fell right over her! Of course while we were laughing and falling over each other Lisa finished off the last of our SoCo and lime (it did teach us not to cut her battery wire ever again
) You have no idea what you missed!
Scare me for a moment when you said she brought the battery operated? LOL
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:46 pm said:
Hey – i’m still on my way. Battery died on the LIE
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Is there a power source to plug it in to recharge it? I guess you can always call AAA!
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:48 pm said:
Well if Part A of plan B goes as AJ says, then we can talk….. I like the sound of “sell a sh*tload of sauce”
Hey do you have a booth at the show?
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:45 pm said:
Huv, you are awesome!!!!! I knew I liked you for a reason!!!
Hey AJ, you might be able to rent a meeting room instead of a table like we did in Texas. I am so in this time around!!! Let me know all the details!!!! Garry said he wants in too!
Jodie, I have a virtual poker library I will share with all who interested. Boring reading , even some DVD’s, I will make every effort to share all I can. Bigshow I would guess has same. I am sure we will both be willing to mail and share at no expense to any one willing .
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:47 pm said:
I have a perfect idea for NM……luggage cart races!!!!
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Blane and I did that in TN. Not very much fun….Oh sh$% Blane we should have had Bigshow and DK push use, I guess we look pretty funny sitting there in them luggage carts.
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 8:53 pm said:
Jodie, I have a virtual poker library I will share with all who interested. Boring reading , even some DVD’s, I will make every effort to share all I can. Bigshow I would guess has same. I am sure we will both be willing to mail and share at no expense to any one willing .
I’d love a copy if you could send to me.
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:50 pm said:
Hey do you have a booth at the show?
NO – I was talking to Lisa and she said there arent any good booths left. I wasnt planning on getiing one – but with the scovie win, who knows….
AJ, what about you? Did you get a booth?
I’ll guess me and the 5th Tamale be sitting with you this time around. Who has his tank-top
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 8:53 pm said:
Jodie, I have a virtual poker library I will share with all who interested. Boring reading , even some DVD’s, I will make every effort to share all I can. Bigshow I would guess has same. I am sure we will both be willing to mail and share at no expense to any one willing .
Sure, I can use all the help I can get!!! Let me know what the shipping is, or whatever you want for helping out a novice like me! e-mail me at jodie @ threehottamales . com
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:55 pm said:
I’d love a copy if you could send to me.
oh yeah… let me know how much….. send the bill to Jodie
Hey Jodie, your sauce is actually packed – really. Going out Monday AM – maybe even tomorrow
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:58 pm said:
NO – I was talking to Lisa and she said there arent any good booths left. I wasnt planning on getiing one – but with the scovie win, who knows….
AJ, what about you? Did you get a booth?
I’ll guess me and the 5th Tamale be sitting with you this time around. Who has his tank-top
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We do. Listen, Huv, I think you should call Mary Jane and see what is available. Get the floor plan faxed to you. See what they are offering. Get on the list, if you can, and see what comes up. You never know. If it is a crappy local, then skip it, but you never know, you might get the golden spot. People cancel all the time. With a first place win, you might want to look at what optins are available. Just my 2 cents.
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 9:03 pm said:
oh yeah… let me know how much….. send the bill to Jodie
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Hey Jodie, your sauce is actually packed – really. Going out Monday AM – maybe even tomorrow
Ok Huv….I have a bridge to sell you! LOL
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 9:10 pm said:
Ok Huv….I have a bridge to sell you! LOL
LOL – they really are packed.
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 9:09 pm said:
We do. Listen, Huv, I think you should call Mary Jane and see what is available. Get the floor plan faxed to you. See what they are offering. Get on the list, if you can, and see what comes up. You never know. If it is a crappy local, then skip it, but you never know, you might get the golden spot. People cancel all the time. With a first place win, you might want to look at what optins are available. Just my 2 cents.
I need another booth to rest at.LOL
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
I need another booth to rest at.LOL
Why didn’t you say so. I’ll try and get 2, one on each side so it will be nore convenient
How oes it Bret? Leroy ever make it back home?
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
I need another booth to rest at.LOL
I’m hitting the local cart-cart tracks to practice for NM. Here there’s a lot cheating going on during the race!
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 9:13 pm said:
LOL – they really are packed.
OK, I believe you……
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 9:09 pm said:
We do. Listen, Huv, I think you should call Mary Jane and see what is available. Get the floor plan faxed to you. See what they are offering. Get on the list, if you can, and see what comes up. You never know. If it is a crappy local, then skip it, but you never know, you might get the golden spot. People cancel all the time. With a first place win, you might want to look at what optins are available. Just my 2 cents.
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
I need another booth to rest at.LOL
Always welcoemd at THT Bret!!!! But you have to keep Leroy occupied, he scares the customers away!
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 9:09 pm said:
We do. Listen, Huv, I think you should call Mary Jane and see what is available. Get the floor plan faxed to you. See what they are offering. Get on the list, if you can, and see what comes up. You never know. If it is a crappy local, then skip it, but you never know, you might get the golden spot. People cancel all the time. With a first place win, you might want to look at what optins are available. Just my 2 cents.
I’ll split it with you Huv….. I have about 8 bottles of SB sauce I need to get rid of…. I figured about $150.00 per bottle? Plus maybe I’ll have some custom helmets to sell also…lol
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
I need another booth to rest at.LOL
I say we have a Booth that shows proper winder lickin. Also free helmet fittings?
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 9:27 pm said:
I’ll split it with you Huv….. I have about 8 bottles of SB sauce I need to get rid of…. I figured about $150.00 per bottle? Plus maybe I’ll have some custom helmets to sell also…lol
Only $150 each???? This isn’t a discount booth…
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 9:20 pm said:
I’m hitting the local cart-cart tracks to practice for NM. Here there’s a lot cheating going on during the race!
Not use
# freakin 3 paragraph comments ………I’m done tryin for the night
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 9:20 pm said:
I’m hitting the local cart-cart tracks to practice for NM. Here there’s a lot cheating going on during the race!
Cheating… Maybe, puttin people into the wall yes, Sorry TracyC…lol
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 9:34 pm said:
# freakin 3 paragraph comments ………I’m done tryin for the night
I will contact AZ DMV to see if they can install a breathalizer on my puter, that might help
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 9:30 pm said:
Only $150 each???? This isn’t a discount booth…
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You made my night….
Arizona Jack on 11/10/2006 at 9:37 pm said:
I will contact AZ DMV to see if they can install a breathalizer on my puter, that might help
I say we find a small hole in the wall bar, rent it for the weekend and go from there….
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 9:30 pm said:
I say we have a Booth that shows proper winder lickin. Also free helmet fittings?
The worse the helmet fits, the better! Didn’t you know?
Ryan@angrypepper on 11/10/2006 at 9:58 pm said:
The worse the helmet fits, the better! Didn’t you know?
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Who do you think your talking to I have 4 helmets all different sizes….lol
Ryan@angrypepper on 11/10/2006 at 9:58 pm said:
The worse the helmet fits, the better! Didn’t you know?
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How goes it Ryan?
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:58 pm said:
NO – I was talking to Lisa and she said there arent any good booths left. I wasnt planning on getiing one – but with the scovie win, who knows….
AJ, what about you? Did you get a booth?
I’ll guess me and the 5th Tamale be sitting with you this time around. Who has his tank-top
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The tank top is my area of expertise, I mean really, look how well the first one fit! And the color, perfect!
Howdy all, how’s it going ?????
mrfreeze on 11/10/2006 at 10:30 pm said:
Howdy all, how’s it going ?????
Whats up Mr Freeze?
Well Huv, I owe you one. The USDA was on my Azz tonight about a few issue’s, I had your sauce out sharing it with my crew, when she tried some and loved it… I told here I would bring her a bottle… She left for the night happy…. Thanks Buddy
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 10:03 pm said:
How goes it Ryan?
Goes ok. Looking forward to finally sleeping in tomorrow. My boss has been on vacation all week, and will be all next week as well. Been busting my ass at work. How’s life treating you?
Ryan@angrypepper on 11/10/2006 at 11:06 pm said:
Goes ok. Looking forward to finally sleeping in tomorrow. My boss has been on vacation all week, and will be all next week as well. Been busting my ass at work. How’s life treating you?
Good, plan on taken it easy this weekend not much going on, but that won’t last something will come up always does….
Howdy, from Cleveland, Ohio! Long day at the Fabulous Food Show today. Good crowd, good sales. Should get absolutly slammed tomorrow. Paula Deen, Tyler Florence, Cat Cora and Tim from QEFTSG. Also a couple of newer FTV chefs. Really pull them in at $25.00 a head! They still have $ to spend after that, amazes me!
CaJohn on 11/10/2006 at 11:22 pm said:
Howdy, from Cleveland, Ohio! Long day at the Fabulous Food Show today. Good crowd, good sales. Should get absolutly slammed tomorrow. Paula Deen, Tyler Florence, Cat Cora and Tim from QEFTSG. Also a couple of newer FTV chefs. Really pull them in at $25.00 a head! They still have $ to spend after that, amazes me!
Glad to hear the show is going well John, how are you holding up?
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 11:25 pm said:
Glad to hear the show is going well John, how are you holding up?
Is it a 3 day show your doing?
10-9 Friday & Saturday, 10-6 Sunday, 1st of 5 weekend shows in a row, tired, but happy, holding up real well. All the love from last weekend fueled the tank, no problems here! What did Defcon do to get you riled up earlier in this thread? Don’t havethe time/energy to look it up before lights out…
Well, it’s time to call it a night, see what you said tomorrow morning. G’night all!
CaJohn on 11/10/2006 at 11:38 pm said:
10-9 Friday & Saturday, 10-6 Sunday, 1st of 5 weekend shows in a row, tired, but happy, holding up real well. All the love from last weekend fueled the tank, no problems here! What did Defcon do to get you riled up earlier in this thread? Don’t havethe time/energy to look it up before lights out…
Short version, there was a review of Huv’s sauce, old formula not the one that won the award, some people including myself didn’t think it was fair and pointed out are view on it (Yesterday)…. Defcon came back today and said how amusing everyone’s comments where, I took it as belittling (SP?) peoples opinions… It put a bad taste in my mouth, especially because Huv has been good to Defcon!!!! It showed me what type of person he is (Creator)… Again these are my thoughts and opinions…. I have never meant the man I can only go by what I have read on the blog and form my opinion…
Hopefully this helps you
TTYL
CaJohn on 11/10/2006 at 11:44 pm said:
Well, it’s time to call it a night, see what you said tomorrow morning. G’night all!
Night John! Sorry I missed ya bud… Duty calls, you know how it goes. Been working the second home job all night. Catch ya later!
PLEASE BACK AWAY FROM THE CAJOHN, I HAVE DIBS.
thank you and good night
BLANE, all i can say is, whenever you get the chance to poke someone in the eye, don’t pass it up, you’ll regret it later
you’ll regret it later if you pass it up, that’s what i meant
holy cow, i am going now.
Mrs.Ryan on 11/11/2006 at 12:55 am said:
PLEASE BACK AWAY FROM THE CAJOHN, I HAVE DIBS.
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thank you and good night
BLANE, all i can say is, whenever you get the chance to poke someone in the eye, don’t pass it up, you’ll regret it later![]()
Thanks:)
DEFCON Creator on 11/10/2006 at 2:23 pm said:
Congrats on the dry spell, oh Evil Alliance partner.
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Reading the neverending ad nauseum criticism of the reviewers is funny at best. I find it odd that virtually all the people citicizing the reviewers don’t do reviews, that most definitely adds to the humor of it all.
Kind of like the 500-pound behemoth at a hockey game yelling at the guys on the ice that he could play better, whilst gease runs between his multiple chins during his personal gluttony marathon with processed meat sticks, a bucket of Bon-Bons and fruit-flavored water. Good visual, eh?
Call me Johnny come lately, but I’ve just now had the chance to read this stuff. There are those of us that choose not to attampt to be a reviewer of these products because we know ourselves well enough to say that we cannot be what some current reviewers have claimed to be…unbiased. To bring up a point that you mentioned (eqyating to movie critics) take Ebert and Roper. You’ve got two critics who each have their own points of view, and often differing pros and cons. The majority of comments left in review threads do exactly that… offer different pros and cons that the original reviewer may not have mentioned, or didn’t even think of in the first place. In either case, there are thousands of people that take to heart the words of a critic, which have the ability to make or break a product/service. Businesses rely on critics to have some kind of general knowledge and expertise of what they are reviewing and strive to get the approval of the critic (ie. JD Power and Assoc., Readers Digest, Car and Driver Mag.). The Scovies are given out based on the rulings of critics which you yourself have boasted your awards in hopes that it will bring in more business. It’s an endorsement. We are not “500 pound gorillas” sitting on the side lines saying that we could do better, we’re adding to the review and pointing out things that could hopefully improve future reviews. To follow your example of a hockey game, those of us that commented in that thread were the once out on the ice and here you acting as Bryant Gumble adding your two cents watching the playback.
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:14 pm said:
I’m posting my pic’s this weekend your going to Die w/ the one I have of TBS and his tongue…..lol
To funny Vic, now you know why I wear a helmet.
You’re not supposed to post those Blane, i paid you already to but those pix…
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:16 pm said:
By the way You forgot your smokes I brought to Tenn.. I think they split them up? So there in good hands….lol
i know, i was thinking about those half way home. my bad…i really wanted to try the hand rolled too…
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 6:37 pm said:
Darn forgot my Jerky and my bacon and a good cigar
how come everyone got bacon but me? what’s up with that blane? lol..just kidding man…we ate all of it at breakfast.
Vic on 11/10/2006 at 6:47 pm said:
Whoa! Yum, sounds pretty close to Heaven. Are there Swedish Girls, B**BS, beer & cigars?
well….lets just leave the swedish part out….lol….
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:51 pm said:
I almost jumped in my car and headed that way….
believe me. it’s worth the drive..but shhhh dont tell christy
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 6:54 pm said:
Should only be a 36 hour trip, you think the B**bs, b**ze, cigars will hold out? What am I talking about if TBS is going it’s got to last at least 48 hours….. SWEET
well not 48 hours, but i just got in, 8+ hours later
Tracy C on 11/10/2006 at 7:48 pm said:
YES YES YES!!! Don’t stop!
that’s what she was saying…oh sorry, flash back to the smoker…lol
am i the only one on at 2:30 in the morning?
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 8:49 pm said:
Scare me for a moment when you said she brought the battery operated? LOL
she’s talkin chairs Bret….but if you were at the smoker…there was definately some batteries gettin burned there…lol
huvason on 11/10/2006 at 8:55 pm said:
I’d love a copy if you could send to me.
sorry, but i really dont have anything to help with. the best i have is Phil Helmuth’s book somewhere..what a waste of time and $$, but i can forward it if someone is really that bored…
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:59 pm said:
Sure, I can use all the help I can get!!! Let me know what the shipping is, or whatever you want for helping out a novice like me! e-mail me at jodie @ threehottamales . com
you can always ask Laura to coach you, i heard she was trained by the best.
yes BigShow, you are the ONLY one on at 2:30
Mrs.Ryan on 11/11/2006 at 3:02 am said:
yes BigShow, you are the ONLY one on at 2:30
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and you yoo
how goes it Mrs R????
im probably headin to bed myself?
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 5:33 pm said:
I guess everyone should just shut up in your opinion then correct? Sense it is so funny to you, If you read into what most people had to say you would have understood there comments….
Like I said yesterday it was my opinion, it was dropped yesterday…. I only see 2 people today repeating the past…. Its nice to see where you stand to set back and laugh at one of your friends… Great job you should be proud…
Blane, perhaps you misunderstood what I was talking about. This is by far not the first time a reviewer was cast into the fire. It has happened many times before, all with the same outcome. The fact I find it humorous that people bust on a reviewer because they are giving their opinion doesn’t mean I’m laughing at them. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, as is quite obvious around here…That includes myself.
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 11:53 pm said:
Short version, there was a review of Huv’s sauce, old formula not the one that won the award, some people including myself didn’t think it was fair and pointed out are view on it (Yesterday)…. Defcon came back today and said how amusing everyone’s comments where, I took it as belittling (SP?) peoples opinions… It put a bad taste in my mouth, especially because Huv has been good to Defcon!!!! It showed me what type of person he is (Creator)… Again these are my thoughts and opinions…. I have never meant the man I can only go by what I have read on the blog and form my opinion…
Hopefully this helps you
What I did was point out the fact that many people bust on the reviewers, and most of the busters don’t do reviews. If you got a bad taste in your mouth because of that, well, not much I can do about it. As for Huvason, I don’t even know why you brought him into this mess. Huvason is an awesome dude, and has become quite a good friend of mine. My comments had nothing to do with his product, it had to do with the humor I found in the way people got all over the reviewer for the review of his product.
The discussion was about the biases that people have, and whether or not they come into play in a review. That’s it. Perhaps you took it the wrong way, and if so, I apologize, but the 500 pounder comment was a funny as Hell visual…In my opinion.
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 2:25 am said:
how come everyone got bacon but me? what’s up with that blane? lol..just kidding man…we ate all of it at breakfast.
Yours was in Dk tote like mine.
Bret on 11/11/2006 at 9:16 am said:
Yours was in Dk tote like mine.
Man, I wondered where all that bacon came from!
Actually, I did forget to give bigshow his Zero Jerky back. I have another fresh batch ready to be sent out to him as I type this. I’ll get it out Monday from the shop bigshow if you read this. I have not tasted it, but it is made per out discussion in TN. You tell me, then I’ll taste it, maybe!
Creator, also have a sample of it for you, same thing, you tell me!
oh, forgot to say, Good Morning everyone!!
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 2:40 am said:
sorry, but i really dont have anything to help with. the best i have is Phil Helmuth’s book somewhere..what a waste of time and $$, but i can forward it if someone is really that bored…
Agree….We already know that Phil will talk about how great Phil is
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 3:05 am said:
and you yoo
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how goes it Mrs R????
im probably headin to bed myself?
Leroy update. He’s not having much fun in TN. He said not much fun racing go karts by yourself. But he is happy he won the race. He thinks he saw CaJohn drive buy in his Big red truck. If he only knew that everybody drives a truck in TN.
DK on 11/11/2006 at 9:28 am said:
Man, I wondered where all that bacon came from!
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Actually, I did forget to give bigshow his Zero Jerky back. I have another fresh batch ready to be sent out to him as I type this. I’ll get it out Monday from the shop bigshow if you read this. I have not tasted it, but it is made per out discussion in TN. You tell me, then I’ll taste it, maybe!
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Creator, also have a sample of it for you, same thing, you tell me!
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DK 111
mornin Bret and DK, seems we are only ones up so far today. Im goin back to bed.
Arizona Jack on 11/11/2006 at 9:36 am said:
mornin Bret and DK, seems we are only ones up so far today. Im goin back to bed.
I’m up, but not motivated yet. Gonna go make coffee, then do some catch up housework that I missed from the TN trip. it’s been a busy week since i got back, haven’t gotten a thing done. Still have not unpacked everything yet.
Have a great one AJ.
Bret, anyway to speed that clock up a little? The one we used for TN was broke, it was slow before we left, and went way to fast when we got there!
DK on 11/11/2006 at 9:47 am said:
I’m up, but not motivated yet. Gonna go make coffee, then do some catch up housework that I missed from the TN trip. it’s been a busy week since i got back, haven’t gotten a thing done. Still have not unpacked everything yet.
Have a great one AJ.
Bret, anyway to speed that clock up a little? The one we used for TN was broke, it was slow before we left, and went way to fast when we got there!
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Also, speed up the New Mexico clock !!! Cant wait, and no Huv, no booth unless I can find a co packer for the jerky.
Hey all! How’s everyone’s morning going?
Jodie on 11/11/2006 at 10:37 am said:
Hey all! How’s everyone’s morning going?
Good morning Jodie.
Cruising the net trying to find a used piston filler and small steam kettle.
Not much luck, will probably start building my own filler, looking up FDA rules on materials now.
Arizona Jack on 11/11/2006 at 10:14 am said:
Also, speed up the New Mexico clock !!! Cant wait, and no Huv, no booth unless I can find a co packer for the jerky.
Yeah, none for me either – but I am considering it now….
Arizona Jack on 11/11/2006 at 10:44 am said:
Good morning Jodie.
Cruising the net trying to find a used piston filler and small steam kettle.
Not much luck, will probably start building my own filler, looking up FDA rules on materials now.
LOL – I did the same exact thing last night – NOTHING, unless you want to spend a fortune. I’ll be copacking soone, but wanted something for the new products. Oh well….. Plastic funnel here I come
huvason on 11/11/2006 at 11:09 am said:
LOL – I did the same exact thing last night – NOTHING, unless you want to spend a fortune. I’ll be copacking soone, but wanted something for the new products. Oh well….. Plastic funnel here I come
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Is that funnel for the gallon bottle….lol
Good morning Huv, AJ, Jodi, Bret and who ever else I missed… I have a ton of yard work to do today and pics to post of Tenn…
Have a good weekend
huvason on 11/11/2006 at 11:09 am said:
LOL – I did the same exact thing last night – NOTHING, unless you want to spend a fortune. I’ll be copacking soone, but wanted something for the new products. Oh well….. Plastic funnel here I come
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Huv, you will be kept informed every step of the way. I see a market for a small, ” mom & pop” home hot pack filler system. My boss has givin me free range of the machine shop to achieve this.
Arizona Jack on 11/11/2006 at 11:23 am said:
Huv, you will be kept informed every step of the way. I see a market for a small, ” mom & pop” home hot pack filler system. My boss has givin me free range of the machine shop to achieve this.
Well – sign me up!
BLANE on 11/11/2006 at 11:17 am said:
Is that funnel for the gallon bottle….lol
Good morning Huv, AJ, Jodi, Bret and who ever else I missed… I have a ton of yard work to do today and pics to post of Tenn…
Have a good weekend
Nah, Qts – gallons – their easy to fill. THose damn woozy though
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 3:05 am said:
and you yoo
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how goes it Mrs R????
im probably headin to bed myself?
BigShow, remember i am a few hours behind, so I really wasn’t up at 2:30…..I was in bed by then
Hey Jack, look on the fiery food site, there is a company there every year selling fillers. they might be able to hook you up with what ya need
Lisa on 11/11/2006 at 3:08 pm said:
Hey Jack, look on the fiery food site, there is a company there every year selling fillers. they might be able to hook you up with what ya need
Thanks Lisa, every bit of help is appriciated !!!! Will do !!
Mrs.Ryan on 11/10/2006 at 4:23 pm said:
that should say regardless, not refardless thank you for your patience while i spell like bret
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lolololol funny! Sorry Bret
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:35 pm said:
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
I”m puttin 911 on speed dial.
Jodie on 11/10/2006 at 8:47 pm said:
I have a perfect idea for NM……luggage cart races!!!!
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Those are actaully really fun! A few friends of mine and I had some wild luggage cart races down the hallway in a hotel. You can really get momentum on those things!!!!
Bret on 11/10/2006 at 4:35 pm said:
I found a go kart track in NM check it out. http://www.route66karting.com
That looks like some serious karts there Bret. Count me in for sure.
Wonder if they’re as fast as the Swamp Buggy?
kristi on 11/11/2006 at 5:53 pm said:
lolololol funny! Sorry Bret
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BITE ME………LOL
Bret on 11/11/2006 at 9:16 am said:
Yours was in Dk tote like mine.
i should have known DK was scamming all that bacon…lol
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 11:41 pm said:
i should have known DK was scamming all that bacon…lol
I wondered why DK said he had like 4lbs of it…..lol
Mrs.Ryan on 11/11/2006 at 3:01 pm said:
BigShow, remember i am a few hours behind, so I really wasn’t up at 2:30…..I was in bed by then
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cheater….that’s not fair…now play nice!
kristi on 11/11/2006 at 5:54 pm said:
I”m puttin 911 on speed dial.
i’ve got a phone call scheduled with the owner of the track to work out some details. but so far, it is recommended for beginners, but the owner doesn’t like bumping, so Bret, you may not be allowed on the track after your shanagins(sp?) in TN….
DK on 11/11/2006 at 8:15 pm said:
That looks like some serious karts there Bret. Count me in for sure.
Wonder if they’re as fast as the Swamp Buggy?
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up to about 40mph….and yes weight definately matters. gonna have to make Ryan drive with a few 45lb weights in his lap…lol
BLANE on 11/11/2006 at 11:45 pm said:
I wondered why DK said he had like 4lbs of it…..lol
what’s up Blane? how are the helmets?
BLANE on 11/11/2006 at 11:45 pm said:
I wondered why DK said he had like 4lbs of it…..lol
So how much of it was I supposed to get? Hell, don’t you know that you don’t just hand a redneck four pounds of pig without a proper explanation? Proper explanation means writing it down on a plate! Ha! Please tell me you’re joking about me taking everyone’s bacon! I stowed that stuff away early!
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 11:51 pm said:
up to about 40mph….and yes weight definately matters. gonna have to make Ryan drive with a few 45lb weights in his lap…lol
Yep, that’s the kind of carts I’m used to ridin! Speed tends to weed out the sloppy drivers, so there should be some good racin on this track! Bigshow, the way you took that SUV up the mountain, I’m looking forward to racin you on a fast track! To heck with the show, I’ going for the carts!
DK on 11/12/2006 at 12:48 am said:
So how much of it was I supposed to get? Hell, don’t you know that you don’t just hand a redneck four pounds of pig without a proper explanation? Proper explanation means writing it down on a plate! Ha! Please tell me you’re joking about me taking everyone’s bacon! I stowed that stuff away early!
Your all good buddy…lol
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 11:51 pm said:
what’s up Blane? how are the helmets?
Helmets are good heading to the thread to post some pics…lol
TheBigShow on 11/11/2006 at 11:48 pm said:
i’ve got a phone call scheduled with the owner of the track to work out some details. but so far, it is recommended for beginners, but the owner doesn’t like bumping, so Bret, you may not be allowed on the track after your shanagins(sp?) in TN….
Then I will find a real track
Bret on 11/12/2006 at 6:02 am said:
Then I will find a real track
Morning Bret!
Maybe you should find somewhere with full body cars and roll cages!
Then again, that sounds like fun also!
DK on 11/12/2006 at 6:56 am said:
Morning Bret!
Maybe you should find somewhere with full body cars and roll cages!
Then again, that sounds like fun also!
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We have to be-able too bump and grind. So I can leave my tire marks on somebody.
Bret on 11/12/2006 at 7:27 am said:
We have to be-able too bump and grind. So I can leave my tire marks on somebody.
There’s going to be pics of you after the NM race….. You’ll look like fresh Roadkill…hehe
DK on 11/12/2006 at 12:54 am said:
Yep, that’s the kind of carts I’m used to ridin! Speed tends to weed out the sloppy drivers, so there should be some good racin on this track! Bigshow, the way you took that SUV up the mountain, I’m looking forward to racin you on a fast track! To heck with the show, I’ going for the carts!
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lol, thanx man, and i took it slow because you were behind me, i didnt want to lose you! “You F**k with the best, you lose like the rest!!” LOL
i agree with the speed of the carts, going to take alot more driving than just putting the pedal down and going, but i think it’s going to make it alot more difficult on the big guys, cause its going to be really important to carry speed out of the corners.
Bret on 11/12/2006 at 6:02 am said:
Then I will find a real track
you just can’t drive without bumping can you? lol it’s definately more of a professionals track, although the carts do have the full bumpers (well the rental carts do) i like the idea of real racing
DK on 11/12/2006 at 6:56 am said:
Morning Bret!
Maybe you should find somewhere with full body cars and roll cages!
Then again, that sounds like fun also!
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i’m telling you, we should all go to vegas for Richard Petty’s driving school at 180mph….
BLANE on 11/10/2006 at 9:36 pm said:
Cheating… Maybe, puttin people into the wall yes, Sorry TracyC…lol
Dude you put me UNDER the wall! ![]()
If we do this in faster carts, we prolly should have an ambulance on stand by..
Tracy C on 11/12/2006 at 3:31 pm said:
Dude you put me UNDER the wall!
If we do this in faster carts, we prolly should have an ambulance on stand by..![]()
the carts have full bumpers for INCIDENTAL contact, but the track is not lined with a barrier. and the owner is not going to want is doing that, so this may not be the place to go, if that’s what everyone else wants. I wouldn’t mind going here with the ones that want to really test their skills, even if we have a bump and push race somewhere else.
TheBigShow on 11/12/2006 at 3:35 pm said:
the carts have full bumpers for INCIDENTAL contact, but the track is not lined with a barrier. and the owner is not going to want is doing that, so this may not be the place to go, if that’s what everyone else wants. I wouldn’t mind going here with the ones that want to really test their skills, even if we have a bump and push race somewhere else.
Hey maybe Tony Stewart or Jeff Gordon has a, bump drafting and spin-out, driving school that we can go to! I’m sure that there would be much training on how to wipe out the entire field of cars in order to get to the front.
One of the funniest runs I ever made on the ambulance concerned a 6′ 2″ 14 year old kid that went to the full speed go kart track that used to be down the street form the firehouse. It was a long straight-away but he freaked out (his first time in a kart) put the peddle to the metal, and never let off, and *never* turned the wheel… despite blowing though the tire barrier at the end of the first turn, going across 100 yards of open field, going *UNDER* the chain link fence (just missing two trees), down the drainage ditch for I-65 (a major inter-state highway), and flipping over as he came up the other side of the ditch, preparatory to making a dash across all 4 lanes of a divided super highway at rush hour
Going *under* the chain link fence left him cut/scraped from fingertip to scalp (imagine a ‘panic lock’ on the steering wheel) looking like he’d been 8 minutes in the octagon with a Puma
I wasn’t the caring, concerned, mature human being I am now and nearly fell down laughing
TheBigShow on 11/12/2006 at 3:35 pm said:
the carts have full bumpers for INCIDENTAL contact, but the track is not lined with a barrier. and the owner is not going to want is doing that, so this may not be the place to go, if that’s what everyone else wants. I wouldn’t mind going here with the ones that want to really test their skills, even if we have a bump and push race somewhere else.
COOL
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 11/12/2006 at 4:14 pm said:
One of the funniest runs I ever made on the ambulance concerned a 6′ 2″ 14 year old kid that went to the full speed go kart track that used to be down the street form the firehouse. It was a long straight-away but he freaked out (his first time in a kart) put the peddle to the metal, and never let off, and *never* turned the wheel… despite blowing though the tire barrier at the end of the first turn, going across 100 yards of open field, going *UNDER* the chain link fence (just missing two trees), down the drainage ditch for I-65 (a major inter-state highway), and flipping over as he came up the other side of the ditch, preparatory to making a dash across all 4 lanes of a divided super highway at rush hour
Going *under* the chain link fence left him cut/scraped from fingertip to scalp (imagine a ‘panic lock’ on the steering wheel) looking like he’d been 8 minutes in the octagon with a Puma
I wasn’t the caring, concerned, mature human being I am now and nearly fell down laughing
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Blaahaahaa! That wasn’t a 14yr old kid! That was Bret!
No- that was about 1987… I don’t think Bret was born yet
Tracy C on 11/12/2006 at 5:44 pm said:
Blaahaahaa! That wasn’t a 14yr old kid! That was Bret!
LOL……………………….
Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org on 11/12/2006 at 6:00 pm said:
No- that was about 1987… I don’t think Bret was born yet
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yeah..he was 14 in 1987!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheBigShow on 11/12/2006 at 8:16 pm said:
LOL……………………….
Let you all know I’m taken names.
TheBigShow on 11/12/2006 at 8:17 pm said:
yeah..he was 14 in 1987!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was 30 in 1987, you bunch of babies!!!!! But I love you all!
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All round great review.