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Ingredients: Jalapeño Peppers, Tomatillo, Onions, Vinegar, Garlic, Cilantro, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum. (All natural, no preservatives.)
Packaging: Green Scream comes in an attractive, colorful bottle complete with a professionally designed mascot (by Dave Kellett, the artist also responsible for the online comic “Sheldon“.) The back of the label states: “We use only the finest green jalapeño peppers in this gourmet blend of peppers & spices to ensure our great customers get the best hot sauce possible.”
Poured from the bottle, this sauce is smooth and green, with small flecks of spice throughout. Just a nice, jalapeño green, not the artificial, fluorescent tinge you sometimes see in other sauces.
The aroma comes through with heady notes of cumin and pepper - a real pavlovian saliva starter.
The flavor backs this up. Given the cumin backbone, this is a sauce that would work well with tacos, burritos, or other standard “mexican” fare. It’d work well jazzing up a bowl of lax chili. Straight-up on the tongue, the vinegar and garlic notes come through a bit more. No real taste of vegetative jalapeño (the primary ingredient).
Although emblazoned with flames on the label, this is a relatively mild sauce. I plowed through half a bottle in one sitting, and was left with pleasant warmth and a mild rush of scalp perspiration. Mission accomplished, I’d say!
Green Scream is the real deal. While it won’t “work” with everything, on the foods it agrees with, it’s a very pleasant sauce.
Packaging 8/10
Appearance 8/10
Aroma 8/10
Taste 8/10
Heat 4/10
Overall 8/10
Monty’s Gourmet Foods L.L.C
516 N Main Ottawa, KS 66067-1923 USA
TOLL FREE 877-274-7428
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Posted by: Bill - Categories: Hot Sauce Reviews
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good review Bill
Why the deleted post Anthony?
huvason on 3/23/2007 at 9:44 pm said:
Why the deleted post Anthony?
Didn’t feel like stirring up controversy. But this is what I said:
You see… this is what I don’t get. If it was my review you would be all over the fact that the bottle wasn’t open and there wasn’t even a mention of the type of food that was eaten with it.
Be consistent!
Anthony on 3/23/2007 at 9:46 pm said:
Didn’t feel like stirring up controversy. But this is what I said:
You see… this is what I don’t get. If it was my review you would be all over the fact that the bottle wasn’t open and there wasn’t even a mention of the type of food that was eaten with it.
Be consistent!
Just wondering…. I didnt acutally get to read it but saw it on the left (thought my laptop was acting up again on me)
Heh, you guys are like an old married couple…
I took pictures of all of the bottles the day I received them. It was the first day of sunshine here in about a year, so I took them outside to my deck and took the pictures there on the table.
As to the food, I ate this sauce on tacos, and later, chicken fingers. It went better with the tacos.
To my mind, all this talk of unopened bottles and unlisted food types is silly. For all you know, nobody ever tastes anything (except in those rare cases where they include a picture of the sauce actually ON their tongue.) If you dispute one of my reviews, I suggest you try the sauce yourself and see if I’m wrong. 
Bill on 3/23/2007 at 10:44 pm said:
Heh, you guys are like an old married couple…
I took pictures of all of the bottles the day I received them. It was the first day of sunshine here in about a year, so I took them outside to my deck and took the pictures there on the table.
As to the food, I ate this sauce on tacos, and later, chicken fingers. It went better with the tacos.
To my mind, all this talk of unopened bottles and unlisted food types is silly. For all you know, nobody ever tastes anything (except in those rare cases where they include a picture of the sauce actually ON their tongue.) If you dispute one of my reviews, I suggest you try the sauce yourself and see if I’m wrong.
I never disputed anything Bill - I just seem to take the heat for most of these things and pointed it out.
Glad to see you back!
Anthony you little whinner, grow up……… You want to know why nobody responds to your reviews anymore, because you whine when anybody says something about your review…. Since they stopped posting on your review I guess you got lonely and thought you would High Jack another review…. you kill me…… Let it gooooooooooooo….
Bill did you notice the band was not staight? Thank you for not using this sauce on Mac & Cheese….lol….
Nice review Bill….
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:10 am said:
Bill did you notice the band was not staight? Thank you for not using this sauce on Mac & Cheese….lol….
Nice review Bill….
This is where your ignorance comes into play - I never made the mention about the uneven band. If you paid attention to the article it was edited and that was not something I wrote.
Anthony on 3/24/2007 at 12:19 am said:
This is where your ignorance comes into play - I never made the mention about the uneven band. If you paid attention to the article it was edited and that was not something I wrote.
I surprised you wrote back and not your girlfriend…….
BLane, I think ur all alone here man, noone seems to want to talk to you! You should call Leroy, he’ll talk to you.
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:25 am said:
I surprised you wrote back and not your girlfriend…….
My point to your ignorance and stupidity exactly - thanks for validating!
Darwinism at its finest! Or at least a great lack of Karma - something I thought you would understand since you are such a big fan of Bl…..
Leroy is my buddy, I’ll give him a call in the morning. He’s not going to be happy with this Anthony fellow!!!!
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:33 am said:
Leroy is my buddy, I’ll give him a call in the morning. He’s not going to be happy with this Anthony fellow!!!!
Just as long as Anthony doesn’t have dog! You gotta be careful with Leroy and dogs!
Big Show…. You coming to TO with The Creator for Defcon Day?
Anthony on 3/24/2007 at 12:35 am said:
Big Show…. You coming to TO with The Creator for Defcon Day?
No, that’s a trip I just can’t fit into the schedule right now with everything else going on. I’m sure it will be a good time though.
To funny, if you even had a clue what goes on behind the scenes, you would see what and ars your making of yourself right now……lol…..
Your so cool Anthony…
Think about why where the SB, Mac and Cheese sets even posted…. Why such a great response? 1 Prototype set sells for over $200 thanks buddy….
Hahahaha - Funny thing is I know EXACTLY what goes behind the scenes. I have been privy to many a confidential e-mail. You have your few fans but that is about it.
Anyways - enough of this - cause I am not going to play your games. If it wasnt for the HSB you would be nothing.
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You already got one….lol…. The only one left is my personal set….lol… I guess for the right price..
God I love Karma…. Life is good…..
Few friends….. lol….. You poor little angry kid…
Not fans Anthony……. Good friends, something you will never know…
Wow guys…..
Blane, my SB set rocks, Im glad to have it my brother !!!! How many other folks have a signed Mac and Cheese box like the 1 you sent me in rehab? That is priceless to me bro !!
Later gang
Where did my post go??????????????????????????????
I see Anthony is already deleting post……. Afraid of what someone might think…. to funny, people have already read the post…. no way out of this one Anthony.
Someone deleted my post about wanting a SB set? and all the prototype sets?
I see missing posts
Thanks AJ, your a good friend Brother…..
I have 2 windows open luckily, why did you delete that stuff Anthony? Chill dude, it’s just a blog man….
Told you these things happen……. You got allot of explaining to do Anthony.,….lol…
Anyways, Im off to the kitchen to play with some Fatalli mash and 1 mil extract, should be interesting. Later !!!!
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:54 am said:
Told you these things happen……. You got allot of explaining to do Anthony.,….lol…
Arizona Jack on 3/24/2007 at 12:53 am said:
I have 2 windows open luckily, why did you delete that stuff Anthony? Chill dude, it’s just a blog man….
Exactly Jack, it’s just a blog…… But Anthony takes it to a whole new level….lol…
Isn’t that supposed to be Lucy!! LOL
Take care Jack….. be careful with that extract.
ok, deal…..how much for all of them? how do i buy a regular set 2?
Arizona Jack on 3/24/2007 at 12:57 am said:
Anyways, Im off to the kitchen to play with some Fatalli mash and 1 mil extract, should be interesting. Later !!!!
later Jack, try some 1mil for me
go me, i found i still had my original post yeah!! that browser back button can really be cool!
TheBigShow on 3/24/2007 at 1:01 am said:
go me, i found i still had my original post
Back for a while….
Yeah, usually all the time I have ebay, mail, a label program, and the blog in windows bouncin around, I spotted the missing post count then found the deleted posts, lol.
LOL I knew something had to be going on in this thread. When I left for work there was 1 post and now there are a few more Like a big family we don’t always get along cause we all do things that tick each other off! lol
Back to the sauce. Looks pretty tasty. Although I am not the biggest fan of green sauces. Not sure why though. I think I have a mental block of all things green 
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:10 am said:
Bill did you notice the band was not staight? Thank you for not using this sauce on Mac & Cheese….lol….
Nice review Bill….
Blane that means it a collectors bottle.
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:33 am said:
Leroy is my buddy, I’ll give him a call in the morning. He’s not going to be happy with this Anthony fellow!!!!
If he has a dog……OOOOHHhhhhhhh boy he better keep it lock up.
Anthony if you see a little guy with a plaid shirt on and buck teeth and a helmet on and maybe his fly open . Don’t be alarm It’s just Leroy looking for a new friend.
TheBigShow on 3/24/2007 at 12:52 am said:
Someone deleted my post about wanting a SB set? and all the prototype sets?
Arizona Jack on 3/24/2007 at 12:53 am said:
I have 2 windows open luckily, why did you delete that stuff Anthony? Chill dude, it’s just a blog man….
Man I wish I had the power to delete posts. I would get into some tights (no not the ones I wear every day 
) - special tights, and use my Scovie Banner as a cape. I could be some sort of super hero! - LOL
Sorry for starting all of this.I was just wondering what happened to one little post 
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:25 am said:
I surprised you wrote back and not your girlfriend…….
Dude you are too funny!!!!!..Anthony just leave the post alone please.You come on here and make dumb comments then you expect people not to bust your chops..Maybe this is your way of getting people to comment on your reviews or maybe not..who knows who cares..but please dont edit the post that just makes people dislike you..alot!!!
Anthony on 3/24/2007 at 12:42 am said:
Hahahaha - Funny thing is I know EXACTLY what goes behind the scenes. I have been privy to many a confidential e-mail. You have your few fans but that is about it.
Anyways - enough of this - cause I am not going to play your games. If it wasnt for the HSB you would be nothing.
Also after reading this comment i have one further comment to make!!!
You say if it was not for the HSB Blaine would be nothing?
My friend it is cause of HSB you are nothing!!!!
huvason on 3/24/2007 at 8:41 am said:
Man I wish I had the power to delete posts. I would get into some tights (no not the ones I wear every day
Sorry for starting all of this.I was just wondering what happened to one little post
Huv any news yet. Hell don’t tell me I miss it
Bret on 3/24/2007 at 9:35 am said:
Huv any news yet. Hell don’t tell me I miss it
NOTHING YET! Mrs Huvason is really going nuts!. Dont worry - you’ll get a call (no matter what time 
)
no baby yet huv? call or text me when she does
Am I still in Que….
Alright I’m out of Jail…….lol…… I love being banned late at night….
Anthony on 3/24/2007 at 12:42 am said:Hahahaha - Funny thing is I know EXACTLY what goes behind the scenes. I have been privy to many a confidential e-mail. You have your few fans but that is about it.
Anyways - enough of this - cause I am not going to play your games. If it wasnt for the HSB you would be nothing.
I like the part where he mentions he privy to several confidential emails? Lucy you got sum explaining to do…..lol
the truth on 3/24/2007 at 8:55 am said:
Also after reading this comment i have one further comment to make!!!
You say if it was not for the HSB Blaine would be nothing?
My friend it is cause of HSB you are nothing!!!!
Thanks Truth….
Huv you crack me up…… On a side note have that baby already….lol…
Bret tell LeRoy thanks for the back-up.
The funny part some of the good posts are missing……. Most of them where on the Mac&Cheese bottles…lol
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 11:28 am said:
Alright I’m out of Jail…….lol…… I love being banned late at night….
I like the part where he mentions he privy to several confidential emails? Lucy you got sum explaining to do…..lol
Thanks Truth….
Huv you crack me up…… On a side note have that baby already….lol…
Bret tell LeRoy thanks for the back-up.
What did I do???? I’m proud to call you my FRIEND there winder licker
I think the baby is trying to stay in there until the JJ show 
huvason on 3/24/2007 at 12:02 pm said:
What did I do???? I’m proud to call you my FRIEND there winder licker
I think the baby is trying to stay in there until the JJ show
Like wise Brother, a very good friend…
NO not the JJ show
#1701 just passed eman, sorry buddy….
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:05 pm said:
Like wise Brother, a very good friend…
NO not the JJ show
She’ll have to kill me to keep me away
BLANE on 3/24/2007 at 12:06 pm said:
#1701 just passed eman, sorry buddy….
Just imagine how many you would have if you didnt keep getting them deleted - LOL
huvason on 3/24/2007 at 12:02 pm said:
What did I do???? I’m proud to call you my FRIEND there winder licker
I think the baby is trying to stay in there until the JJ show
Another first. Baby delv at Hot Sauce Show
huvason on 3/24/2007 at 12:08 pm said:
Just imagine how many you would have if you didnt keep getting them deleted - LOL
2394 did I guess right
Leroy on 3/24/2007 at 12:23 pm said:
2394 did I guess right
What did I win. I hope it’s a new dog. My old dogs keep running away.
Leroy on 3/24/2007 at 12:23 pm said:
2394 did I guess right
Hey, my count is about 30 posts off….whats up?
Hmmm… looks pretty good!!
Green Scream Hot Sauce Review
I forgot to mention, my mini-review of “Green Scream” hot sauce can be found here….
What I wanna know is…. why did my humble little green sauce cause such a frenzy of hate and discontent?
It’s actually not THAT hot a sauce. Now DEATH LIZARD on the other hand…..
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Great to have you back & reviewing Bill!