Saskatchewan’s First UBK Killer Wing Eating Death Match
Saskatchewan’s First UBK Killer Wing Eating Death Match
The rumors are true, Uncle Big will be unleashing his unbridled fury on Saskatchewan with the 1st Annual UBK Serial Killer Wing Death Match!UNCLE BIG’S LEGION OF PAIN INVADES YORKTON! November 10th, 2007 at 7:30
Pocket’s Sports Bar, Yorkton, Saskatchewan
366 Broadway Street West
306-782-0922What’s a Death Match?
The task is simple. Eat 10 chicken wings in 4 minutes. Sounds easy doesn’t it? Well, when they are coated in the most hellciously hot sauce (but still tasty) made in the entire country, that may be a tall order for most.
So you’ve eaten the wings, now what? You’ll see, you’ll see. Click on the rules and regulations below to see what you’re really getting yourselves into or got to unclebig.com/deathmatch for all the details.What’s at stake?
Pride for the most part. The undisputed winner of the event will go home with Uncle Big’s Legion of Pain Death Match Gear and of course bragging rights for enduring the challenge.
These items are not available for purchase and can only be WON at this event.
This is a very rare prize giving it’s recipient undisputed bragging rights for having a mouth of steel and a cast iron digestive system!If you think you have the testicular, or ovarian fortitude for that matter (ladies are encouraged to compete), to join the elite ranks of Uncle Big’s Legion of Pain by going 5 minutes with the Serial Killer, BRING IT ON!!
There will be drink specials and other prizes provided by the wonderful folks at Pockets Sports Bar.
Uncle Big would like to give a special thanks to Shayne from Big Zee’s Pizza for helping to bring the Legion of Pain to Yorkton!
Let’s show Canada that Yorkton is the hottest city in the country by taking on the hottest sauce made in Canada, Uncle Big’s Serial Killer Private Reserve!
Interested in hosting your own UBK Killer Wing Death Match?
Drop Uncle Big a line…unclebig@unclebig.com
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Big, this coming to Toronto?
If so I will be first in line!
Do I need a Passport to goto Canada? Or can I just drive accross the border. Man, just saying that makes me feel like a Mexican. No offense to the Mexicans. LOL
way to go Big!
Rules of Death Match engagement:
1. Gloves MUST be worn for the duration of the event, diapers are optional but encouraged.
2. Contestants MUST sign a UBK Release Form.
3. Asthmatics and those with respiratory issues are NOT to compete! No exceptions. We’re serious. You could die.
4. 10 wings will be served and must be consumed within 4 minutes.
5. After the 4 minutes, contestants will be relieved of any refreshments.
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for 5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table for any reason, will result in immediate disqualification.
8. If more than one contestant survives the duration, the contestant that consumed all the wings first wins.
9. ANY amount of vomiting will cause immediate disqualification, and the individual is responsible for cleaning it up.
Big, no honorable mention here?
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John,
Check out the actual page link:
unclebig.com/deathmatch, you’re at the bottom buddy.
Uncle Big wouldn’t play you like that! You are listed as the INNOVATOR of the Death Match. What the hell do you want, a Federal Cabinet appointment? 😉 Sheesh.
This event wouldn’t actual exist without Defcon creating it.
Rules of Death Match engagement:
1. Gloves MUST be worn for the duration of the event, diapers are optional but encouraged.
2. Contestants MUST sign a UBK Release Form.
3. Asthmatics and those with respiratory issues are NOT to compete! No exceptions. We’re serious. You could die.
4. 10 wings will be served and must be consumed within 4 minutes.
5. After the 4 minutes, contestants will be relieved of any refreshments.
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for 5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table for any reason, will result in immediate disqualification.
8. If more than one contestant survives the duration, the contestant that consumed all the wings first wins.
9. ANY amount of vomiting will cause immediate disqualification, and the individual is responsible for cleaning it up.
Self contained urination or defacation will not be a disqualifier, providing the contestant does not remove their hands during the process.
You won’t be disqualified, but you just won’t be that popular with the rest of the competitors.
(These rules were created by Uncle Big’s buddies at Defcon Sauces LLC, the innovators of the Death Match, but modified by Uncle Big to be more sporting) .
I’m not sure how in the hell this actually made it to HSB so quickly. I tell ya, I stop to make dinner for the family and the next thing I know, my little wing night is world wide. Wow.
Now we all know what canadian bacon is. Yes, its not bacon, its ham. With that in consideration, what is the Canadian version of a chicken wing? Is it pigeon or robin red-breast? Perhaps its penguin. I hear they taste like chicken. 😯
Creator,
Again, the only reason we were asked to do the event, was because Shayne from Big Zee’s saw it HSB.
I considered doing my “Murder Balls”, veal meatballs with Serial Killer reduction, but wings were an easier choice.
Considering you won’t be coming out this way any time soon, we decided on the “Death Match” moniker and of course props must be given where props are due.
You are the Death Match innovator, creator, wolfmother, whatever you want to call it. I will be calling you for tips on this event.
WE’RE NOT WORTHY, WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!
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It may turn out being deep fried strips of non kosher Hebrew postal worker which is a rare bird from what I hear. 😉
Buddah, you are such a knob.
Damn UB, will you take your lips off the Creator’s hiney for a moment. What will you do next put your face on a hockey puck at the next Calgary Flames game? 😛
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I might be scared if you could actual cross the border.
actually, that is. 😐
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Hockey is Creator’s bag of tricks, so no pucks.
Now with our CFL deal, the idea of my face on a seat cushion has been tossed around. 😉
As far as kissing Creators butt, I feel that in this industry, it’s all about giving credit where it’s due.
The Death Match may be imitated, but never duplicated. That song has already been sung, we’re just doing a cover version. I made absolutely sure to give credit on the website rules. Creator deserves props for his event.
And finally, UB is now able to cross the border (but I can’t go to Arkanasa for some reason, but really who cares?) The pardon process is long and arduous, but what once was an issue, is no longer.
So beware Buddah, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!! 🙂 Well, at least your mailing address!
Damn I need I shouldn’t have ordered those mild Canadian sauces.
That sounds frickin’ great. Should be a blast.
Its such an awesome idea it makes you wonder why no one thought of it before.
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Yeah our sauces are as weak as our dollar hey Buddah.
SCOOOOOORRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Hee hee. Futon!
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Zing! Baf!! Capowie!!! Kerrrang!!!
Oh man, I’ve been waiting to use that one all week.
Thanks Buddah, you da man!
Shouldn’t you be getting to bed soon?
Yeah on my way now. For dinner with my chicken I was finishing off my bottle of Droolin’ Devil Garlic Chili Sauce, knowing I have more coming in da mail. I can’t wait to try the serial killer out and taste the pain. 😀 Well actually I will be intimidated but it will be worth it. I think. 😐 Good nite, bud. Give Isabella a smooch for me. Better yet, let the Missus do it, I don’t want the kid crying all night long. 😉
[Comment ID #115344 Quote]
I just gave Isabella a big smootch and a whisker rub, and now she’s heading off with mom for a feeding.
Don’t forget to video the Serial Killer Challenge, I need more videos for the website, good or bad, just be honest. Screaming like a little girl and sweating like Chris Farley looks great on tape! LOL.
Good night!
I got it covered big man. You will seem me in my whimpering best.
[Comment ID #115345 Quote]
you aperently dont need more video’s too bad, or maybe mines just not good enough for you is that it?
im just playing, but seriously though the least you could do for me is take the pictures from that other guy named justin down, i dont want people confusing me with that dork.
[Comment ID #115352 Quote]
Justin, yours looked like a German snuff video right?
Send me the link again, I’ll put you up. Don’t forget when you sent it, I was in the delivery room with Lorien, things got lost in the shuffle. 🙂
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Scott, you do need a passport to drive into Canada these days!
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no worrys man i was just messin with you, i know the real reason it didnt get put up anyway. i was watching dk parker and generalee’s videos and all the sweating, voice breaking, red faced crying and then i rewatched mine and how i took more than double any of them like it was cough syrup and i get it, its all about sales and you cant be putting up videos that will make your sauce look weaker than it is or it might not sell as well. its all good i understand.
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Justin, send me the link again, I’ll put it up.
i just google maped your death match and its a 21 hour drive so i wont be there i wish i could be though. are you using straight serial killer on the wings?
A reduction of Serial Killer will be used as the Death Match Sauce.
I’m actually making up a new sauce for the event. It will be a super hot wing sauce, using the UBK Wing Sauce that you ordered, with Serial Killer added in for good measure. We’ll see what people think
So far, it’s tasting really good and f’in hot. What a concept huh, hot and tasty!
well im disapointed that i cant make it because of the drive, but i cant wait to try your killer wing sauce i might have to mix some serial killer into it just to see what everyone else is up against!
[Comment ID #115376 Quote]
Ouch…Slameroo
I’ll go head to head with you Justin. Just remember to wear a diaper 😉
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our thing on the table is 1- 1 tablespoon of magma. maybe i will do it after my 2 – 20 mile on sunday just to show him up. and then 3 – go to work and tell everyone at my office how bad i am. i am thinking he can’t do any of those 3 things.
[Comment ID #115399 Quote]
I dunno….he may be able to do a tablespoon of magma (maybe you meant Mamba)
i apologize, i did mean mamba. thanks for looking out for me 😉
[Comment ID #115403 Quote]
No apology needed, Amigo’s watch out for one and other 😉
i can and will do the first one, i cant do the second, and i would do the third but they would laugh at me.
good luck with #2 by the way.
You see guys I have seen Justin at the Table of Virtue, and he held up against everyone on that table. Of course, until you show up guys, and meet for a deathmatch, there will always be doubt who the real badassmofo is around here. It ain’t me, but it ain’t you assclowns either. I believe Huv has shown he qualifies the most, and DK second, and until either one of those gents can be beat you will remain assclowns for this time forward. 😀
If I may chime in hear…I believe Parker and The General have proved they are worthy with many true burns recorded on video. I think Jack witnessed the mamba burger and I have seen parker eat habaneros like candy and take shots of extract. Now Buddah, you are a Bell Pepper Man, why the trash talk?
(bye the way, I am a Deathmatch winner also)
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I will be in front of a video camera as soon as I get the serial killer in the mail. I love trash talk, its fun. By the way, I don’t like green bell peppers, too bitter for me.
My hat off to you Ed, on your victory, as well as your Red Sox.
I have seen Generallee chow a Black Mamba burger without even breaking a sweat. I was dying.
Okay okay people, I was just kidding with the guy. I know he is a bamf. Especially with his marathon race on January 13, 2008. See I even plugged your race for you General.
Now lets turn our attentions back to the thread, and talk smack about Canadian bald people with red eyes.
Oh crap, I just got called an assclown by Pat. That’s too funny man. I was about to cancel my travel plans to New Mexico, but now I think I’ll go just to meet you!
You don’t collect and think it’s stupid. All I have ever heard is you can’t eat “really hot sauce” cause of your tummy and your lap band surgery. Besides writing for the entire world to see, what is it you do on hot sauce comment boards?
Can’t wait for the video 😉
Lets call it “The Poserâ€
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If you cancel let me know so I can take your room. 😉
I never said I can’t have “really hot sauce” because of my lap band surgery, I just can’t have the sugar in products. The only thing I have to worry about is getting sick from the hot sauce because then there might be an issue. Even if I am a chickensh*t, I did promise UB that I would try his Serial Killer and do a video. I am sure once I start crying like a baby, it will be worth it for the entertainment value alone. I did handle the naga, trinidad scorpion and fatalli peppers with no issues, so I can only hope the burn stops once the nose starts to bleed.
I am thinking of trying out the serial killer on November 13th, 1 year from the date of my surgery. It will act as a celebration of success and a toast to the future. As long as the Canadian mail does it’s job and delivers it before then.
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i dont want anyone to get me wrong here, i am a badassmofo but other than for the fun of it im not claiming to be more of one than anyone else, they got alot more videos to prove it than me, im just challenging people for a chance to get my own videos out because i enjoy making them. dk kicked my ass in the last deathmatch we where in (cus hes a faster eater) but still when it comes down to it im just trying to show that i can hang with the big boys im just vice president after all.
i quoted the wrong one there but it dont really matter
Behold, the winner.
uncle bigs gastro intestinal tourture match
just want it to stick out better than dks repeating it 100 times in the same spot.
uncle bigs gastro intestinal tourture match
just want it to stick out better than dks repeating it 100 times in the same spot.
uncle bigs gastro intestinal tourture match
just want it to stick out better than dks repeating it 100 times in the same spot.
uncle bigs gastro intestinal tourture match
just want it to stick out better than dks repeating it 100 times in the same spot.
uncle bigs gastro intestinal tourture match
just want it to stick out better than dks repeating it 100 times in the same spot.
😉