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Twas The Night Before The Contest
Posted on 03.12.06 by Nick Lindauer @ 4:48 pm | Comments: |
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Twas the day before the contest
And all through the blog
The hopefuls were chatting
Like a silent mob

Each one kept their calm
As they started to type
In the back of their mind
They remembered the hype

It had been some time
Since they all wrote their story
All in hopes
Of achieving this glory

They wrote down their thoughts
Of what a chilehead meant
After some careful review
Their message was sent

They all tried to forget
and put it back in their minds
Because it was like being a kid
At Christmas time

As march 10th drew near
We all would await
Soon we would learn
of a different fate

It seems Blair was ill
And that was OK
It just meant that it had to wait
For another day

That day has now come
and tomorrow we will see
Who the top 5 are
That make history

Tonight some will dream
As they toss around
Trying to get some sleep
as their hearts pound

Up for grabs
Is a very fine prize
5 winners will be chosen
you can almost hear their cries

For what you will win
is something you cannot buy
its a set of bottles
made from our #1 guy

Tonight when you sleep
I hope you rest well
Tomorrow some will rejoice
While others raise hell.

Should you not win
And you are not poor
For $800
You too can have some cutting room floor

5 collectors will be chosen
from those on Blair’s site
Good luck to all
And to all a good night

~ Chris & Ryan


Chilehead Comments:
Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Hot Sauce Collector's Corner, Hot Sauce Stuff
Permalink: Twas The Night Before The Contest

One year ago: 2005 Fiery Foods Show - Day 2

70 Comments »

Comment #1:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 4:50 pm | [ Quote ]

very funny!

Comment #2:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 3/12/2006 @ 4:57 pm | [ Quote ]

That’s Awesome …. EFFin’ GREAT JOB GUYS!!!!

Comment #3:
Comment by loco luna brian (1290) - 3/12/2006 @ 4:58 pm | [ Quote ]

Very appropriate! It is an almost Chirstmas like thing!

Comment #4:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:11 pm | [ Quote ]

HHahahahahahaha That is Efffffin great. Toooo funny but so so true

Comment #5:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:12 pm | [ Quote ]

I have to print out a copy, This is going into the shrine

Comment #6:
Comment by Nick Lindauer (1014) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:31 pm | [ Quote ]

Mad_Reilly on 3/12/2006 at 5:12 pm said:

I have to print out a copy, This is going into the shrine

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Mad - Did you use the new print function?

Comment #7:
Comment by Vic (1401) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:35 pm | [ Quote ]

That’s great!!! Good job guys- with all the grueling anticipation, it’s good to laugh. BRAVO!!!!!

Comment #8:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:48 pm | [ Quote ]

Hey Nick… I’m embarrassed to ask - is the “QUote This” new? I have never seen it!

Comment #9:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:58 pm | [ Quote ]

Really guys, Chris deserves the credit for this one. I only did the last 3 stanzas. Chris *cough*Shakespeare*cough* came up with this on his own.

Comment #10:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 3/12/2006 @ 5:59 pm | [ Quote ]

Yeah, that about sums it up! I am so excited, it feels like Christmas Eve to me. I am probably gonna knock myself out with some booze tonight just so I can sleep through the night!

Comment #11:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:01 pm | [ Quote ]

Thanks for clearing that up Ryan..I was beginning to think that maybe you guys were joined at the brain..lol

Great job!!

Comment #12:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:01 pm | [ Quote ]

Thanks ryan, but you were my inspiration…lol :-) Thanks man.
By the way, I will stick with the Dr, (not Shakespeare)

Thanks for putting it up Nick…

Comment #13:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:09 pm | [ Quote ]

Tracy, if that were the case, we would need to modify the pink helmet.

Comment #14:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:14 pm | [ Quote ]

Don’t know how I inspired you, but you’re most welcome.

Comment #15:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:15 pm | [ Quote ]

I don’t think anyone wants to be joined to me at the hip…They would have to suffer all the medical crap that I’m having to. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Comment #16:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:15 pm | [ Quote ]

pink helmet… :-0

Comment #17:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:16 pm | [ Quote ]

just giving you credit my friend.

Comment #18:
Comment by Aaron (1017) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:29 pm | [ Quote ]

I know some folks are excited about the contest but this is most awesome! The writing skills are almost up there with the Creators lol Goodjob Chris and Ryan

Man this Blog gets better every day. haha I just noticed there is a quote this function which I thought would be a good addition. Nick is on top of things all the time. This is one of the best blogs I have ever seen!

Comment #19:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:33 pm | [ Quote ]

Its a great blog because it has great people posting. Its like a car. You can build an awesome performance car, but in the end, it is only as good as it’s driver.

Comment #20:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:35 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 3/12/2006 at 5:48 pm said:

Hey Nick… I’m embarrassed to ask - is the “QUote This” new? I have never seen it!

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It’s new huv…have another beer and relax!! Your not losing your mind..lol

Comment #21:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:36 pm | [ Quote ]

I still might be losing my mind! - but I will definitely have another beer - although I can’t taste anything tight now. Working on a mango-habanero sauce. Coming out quite good if I say so myself.

I like the new feature!

Comment #22:
Comment by Nick Lindauer (1014) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:37 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 3/12/2006 at 5:48 pm said:

Hey Nick… I’m embarrassed to ask - is the “QUote This” new? I have never seen it!

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Yes, it’s new - been playing with some things.
You’ll also see a Missed Something section in the bottom of the right sidebar - This will show you the last 10 posts with comments since your last visit. (based on cookies) - This is still a little buggy and will take some more work, but it’s about 80% functional - need to enable a mark all a read function for those that only come back once in a while.

Comment #23:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:39 pm | [ Quote ]

Damn you John :-P my sauce is a hab/mango con tequila…and a few other things ;-)

Comment #24:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:41 pm | [ Quote ]

Nice new features Nick, that ought to help some of us save ourselves from carpal tunnel

Comment #25:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:44 pm | [ Quote ]

Ohhh - I didn’t list all the ingredients!

Comment #26:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:47 pm | [ Quote ]

Good man. Here’s a tip I discovered while making mine….Making it in the bathroom really brings out the flavor. Gives it a more natural organic taste.

Just kidding man, that would be just wrong :-P

Comment #27:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:50 pm | [ Quote ]

Funny you should say that now…. my dog just crapped on the floor! I am not kidding:)

Comment #28:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:52 pm | [ Quote ]

and the wife’s mad that I won’t clean it up! i try to explain how cooking and dog poop don’t mix!

Comment #29:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 6:54 pm | [ Quote ]

LMAO, sorry, didn’t mean to jinx ya :-P

Comment #30:
Comment by BLAIR (211) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:02 pm | [ Quote ]

Great Job Guys, When the Six of us meet on Monday afternoon We really have our work cut out for us. I think there are so many Great Collections, Maybe I will just let Nick Take my Vote!!!!
—Just FYI –Each of the 10 sets will contain Vintage Work, some dating back to 1989. Some Dipped in Wax, Some Hand drawn, My First Called Gardners Ultimate Death Sauce. That was the First Name for the sauce I had(Gardner of course my middle name) Each set will have Random numbers #’s 1-10 so not any single collector will have a full set of #1 but all 10 sets will contain at least 1 #1. Lots more to tell you but I will wait. Feel Alive Your Chilipal Blair

Comment #31:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:06 pm | [ Quote ]

Amen Blair. Thanks as always for the info. You’re kinda like CNN of the hot sauce world…constant updates :-P

Comment #32:
Comment by Aaron (1017) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:08 pm | [ Quote ]

Very nice Blair. I can’t wait to see what the winners get. Would be interesting to see where it all started!

Ryan I do agree it is a great blog because of the posters as well. It helps to have quite a few active posters as well

Comment #33:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:10 pm | [ Quote ]

2 thumbs up! Thanks Blair!

Comment #34:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:21 pm | [ Quote ]

That is really good to hear that all sets will have a #1 WoW lucky buggers you will be!! Everyone dreams of having a #1. But lots and lots will never have the opportunity, however MSK I think has the rarest of the rare and he is unwilling to part with the shiny globe signed by CaJohn.

Comment #35:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:56 pm | [ Quote ]

I asked MSK if he could sit in my display case. I told him I could modify it by putting some air holes, a little water thingie, and maybe a shoot for the… well you know Input / output

Comment #36:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:58 pm | [ Quote ]

OMG I was trying to put it out of sight out of mind. Now I’m going nuts. Blair put that message up and now forget it I’m not going to be able to sleep.

Comment #37:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/12/2006 @ 7:59 pm | [ Quote ]

Nick the quote thingie is cool. This gets better every day!

Comment #38:
Comment by parker394 (618) - 3/12/2006 @ 8:01 pm | [ Quote ]

Very cool…!

Comment #39:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/12/2006 @ 8:02 pm | [ Quote ]

Just checked out extreme food - no news :(

Comment #40:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 8:12 pm | [ Quote ]

Of course not, the news happens here :-P

Comment #41:
Comment by eman (1755) - 3/12/2006 @ 8:16 pm | [ Quote ]

Hey guys, catching up from today, let me read and will be back

Comment #42:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 3/12/2006 @ 8:24 pm | [ Quote ]

eman on 3/12/2006 at 8:16 pm said:

Hey guys, catching up from today, let me read and will be back

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Good luck eman. It’s been a busy day.

Comment #43:
Comment by eman (1755) - 3/12/2006 @ 8:26 pm | [ Quote ]

Chris and Ryan..nice job on the poem!!!!!

All hail Blair!!!!!!

Comment #44:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:18 pm | [ Quote ]

Nick, I love all these new features popping up (even though I haven’t really used any of them yet…) The Hot Sauce Blog seems to be taking strides towards greatness! With all the great people posting here, including some of the worlds best hot sauce producers, this blog is like the center of the hot sauce universe!

Comment #45:
Comment by Aaron (1017) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:23 pm | [ Quote ]

Adam2 on 3/12/2006 at 9:18 pm said:

Nick, I love all these new features popping up (even though I haven’t really used any of them yet…) The Hot Sauce Blog seems to be taking strides towards greatness! With all the great people posting here, including some of the worlds best hot sauce producers, this blog is like the center of the hot sauce universe!

t ID #17000 Quoted Here]

It will only get better my friend when they realize just how rabid some of us can be over peppers in liquid form! I personally love it when the producers post here cause it just seems cool and we can get in on some awesome opportunities!! Whoa another feature! Comment feature. Dang Nick is busy tonight!!

Comment #46:
Comment by DK (2431) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:32 pm | [ Quote ]

Mad_Reilly on 3/12/2006 at 7:58 pm said:

OMG I was trying to put it out of sight out of mind. Now I’m going nuts. Blair put that message up and now forget it I’m not going to be able to sleep.

t ID #16945 Quoted Here]

I think I will sleep ok, but if there is an email from Blair in my inbox tommorow, I will probably fall out right where I stand!

I also like the quote button, and just noticed the preview button while typing this post, that ones new to me. Now maybe I will have less typos.

Comment #47:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:32 pm | [ Quote ]

To me, having Blair stop here to deliver news about his sauces and contest is like having a movie star stop by your house to announce his new movie! I think he must know where to find all of his biggest fans.

Comment #48:
Comment by Aaron (1017) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:36 pm | [ Quote ]

Him knowing where to find his biggest fans gives him the advantage of knowing where to stay away from when needed :)

Comment #49:
Comment by eman (1755) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:38 pm | [ Quote ]

Blair’s fans? Nobody collects that blair’s stuff….it is way over priced..there is this crazy guy on here that will stop at nothing to find a rare bottle…i am perfectly happy with my mini tobasco bottles!!

Comment #50:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:39 pm | [ Quote ]

Whoa…did I get taken off auto aprove? and what’s this preview thing do?

Comment #51:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:40 pm | [ Quote ]

Ok, something weird is going on…two posts ago, my post didn’t show up, by my last one did…

Comment #52:
Comment by eman (1755) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:41 pm | [ Quote ]

it shows you how your post will look before it actualy goes on

Comment #53:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:41 pm | [ Quote ]

Eman…hope ya know you’ll go to hell for lying :-P

Comment #54:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:41 pm | [ Quote ]

I’m afraid of the preview button…change scares me…

Comment #55:
Comment by eman (1755) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:43 pm | [ Quote ]

ryan, it’s the blog ghosts, you need to smear hot sauce on your screen and you will be fine

Comment #56:
Comment by Nick Lindauer (1014) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:44 pm | [ Quote ]

Ryan on 3/12/2006 at 9:40 pm said:

Ok, something weird is going on…two posts ago, my post didn’t show up, by my last one did…

t ID #17009 Quoted Here]
Ryan - Not sure why that comment was held, probably has to do with the length. Periodically random comments are held for moderation until I can get to them - just an odd bug that needs to get worked out.

Comment #57:
Comment by Aaron (1017) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:45 pm | [ Quote ]

The only thing I need now is an edit/delete post button but that could be dangerous! The edit would be cool

Comment #58:
Comment by eman (1755) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:46 pm | [ Quote ]

ryan, already been there, not too bad actualy..they have lots of hot things to eat :)

Comment #59:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:51 pm | [ Quote ]

Eman, what are you talking about? or am I losing it?

Comment #60:
Comment by DK (2431) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:52 pm | [ Quote ]

Aaron on 3/12/2006 at 9:45 pm said:

The only thing I need now is an edit/delete post button but that could be dangerous! The edit would be cool

t ID #17017 Quoted Here]

As quick as comments go by here, an edit button would probably just add confusion when something gets changed. I think use of the preview button will help lower the need for corrections to be made after a post. Although if there were a time limit to make corrections, then maybe an edit button would work.

Comment #61:
Comment by Nick Lindauer (1014) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:54 pm | [ Quote ]

Aaron on 3/12/2006 at 9:45 pm said:

The only thing I need now is an edit/delete post button but that could be dangerous! The edit would be cool

t ID #17017 Quoted Here]
Working on it, but that’s for another day.

Comment #62:
Comment by DK (2431) - 3/12/2006 @ 9:55 pm | [ Quote ]

Mad_Reilly on 3/12/2006 at 5:12 pm said:

I have to print out a copy, This is going into the shrine

t ID #16852 Quoted Here]

If I win one of the Cutting Room Floors, I am gonna print and frame it. I think it would make a great addition to the display. Great job on the poem guys.

Comment #63:
Comment by Aaron (1017) - 3/12/2006 @ 10:00 pm | [ Quote ]

Nick Lindauer on 3/12/2006 at 9:54 pm said:

t ID #17017 Quoted Here]
Working on it, but that’s for another day.

t ID #17024 Quoted Here]
Ha I believe you have done enough for now. I have always thought your sites were well designed and thought out. A good job indeed

Comment #64:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 3/12/2006 @ 10:54 pm | [ Quote ]

1 hour and 5 minutes and it will be the official Cutting Room Floor Contest - decision day!

Comment #65:
Comment by MSK (590) - 3/13/2006 @ 12:01 am | [ Quote ]

Mad Reilly…

Sorry my friend, I had to turn the offer down because you didn’t include glazed donuts in the mornings. LOL

Comment #66:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 3/13/2006 @ 1:47 am | [ Quote ]

Anyone else having trouble sleeping? I can’t stop thinking about all the different awesome bottles Blair will bestow upon the lucky winners! I already warned my hot sauce hottie that tomorrow I will be either screaming with joyful delight, or locked in the bathroom softly sobbing for 6-8 hours.

Comment #67:
Comment by Jay (16) - 3/13/2006 @ 6:23 am | [ Quote ]

Good poem!!!!!!

Comment #68:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 3/13/2006 @ 11:53 am | [ Quote ]

What a great poem!!!! That certaintly took a lot of work and thought, great job Brothers!!!!

Comment #69:
Comment by Mad_Reilly (766) - 3/13/2006 @ 11:56 am | [ Quote ]

Cheffy!

How’s it going?

Comment #70:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 3/13/2006 @ 12:26 pm | [ Quote ]

Got the same thing Blair got and was sick all last week and weekend, but back at it again and Blogging away.

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