Well after a long recovery from the double penetration to the head and after a few weeks in the hospital and countless labodomy’s later, Homunucleus decided to take a little vacation in sunny San Diego. He traveled well, tried to pick up a sweet little flight attendant thinking that his scars would win her over (I guess size mattered to “Peggy”).
Upon arriving at the fabulous Hilton on Mission Bay, he layed out by the pool trying to catch up on some rays. Next morning, off to the one and only Sea World.
Homu posed next to Shamu and admired some baby look-a-like porposus’s, caught a stupendous dolphin act, and viewed some ferocious man eating sharks.
The night scene was fantastic in Pacific Beach, just down the road. Rumor has it that Pacific Beach had some great Gentlemen’s Clubs and that’s how Homu likes to roll. Unfortunately, we will not be able to upload those pictures due to the PG-13 rating of the site.
All in all, a wonderful time had by all. Keep an eye out for more updates from one of America’s best traveler’s.
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25 responses to “Defcon Homunculus World Tour – Stop #5”
This stuff is just too funny.
Think he had a better time at NHRA races
The Homunucleus was less than 10 miles from my house… and he didn’t even say “hi”? Jeesh
I would have taken him to the zoo!
I dont know bout y’all, but i think that is the best one so far. very creative.
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Actually I thought it was quite stupid myself. It could’ve been eaten and left for dead. There have been more and more attacks from sea creatures than ever before. Not sure the person who took Homu to Sea World was thinking straight at the time. JMHO.
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You just don’t know how close to the truth you really are Buddah! LOL! Scary man! haha!! 🙂
She’s only 2 hours from my place….I hope she stops by….
she is a he…
The concept of a homunculus (Latin for “little man”, sometimes spelled “homonculus,” plural “homunculi”) is often used to illustrate the functioning of a system. In the scientific sense of an unknowable prime actor, it can be viewed as an entity or agent.
Nope, he is a she, hence the make-up.
GENDER SWAP IN PROCESS?
MAYBE A TRANSVESTITE HOMU?
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That is what happens when you give a Homu to a Homo. 😉
buddah, you calling the culprit out when you dont even know who it was? i hope in your case it was gentle not so giant blane and he’s gunna come squash you for your name calling.
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The evidence is SeaWorld. If it is Blane, then call a spade a spade, he will be wearing a dress very soon anyway, so what more can I say. He can’t even deny it.
prada or ralph lauren dress? does he have to wear stalletto’s with the gown?
I do believe Parker has a say in the style.
No, parkers’ girlfriend
First thing is Buddah’s real name is PAT, and yes he does look like the person from Saturday Night Live.
Second of all this site does not know the bet behind the Dress, so leave it at that.
Third thing is the vikes suk.
End of conversation, if you want to continue it I’ll be over at TTF.
I Thought It Was Al
Buddah what is it……Al or Pat
Wes, here’s something you wouldn’t understand it’s a joke between Buddah, myself and a few other’s….
I’ve been laughin at all the emails with my name mentioned in them…..lol… What a Dork
Pat is the name of a character on Saturday Night Live which you don’t know whether it is a male or female. Hence the joke. Blane in his own way is trying to be funny. What is funny it that I didn’t make a bet to wear a dress. The big lug did. I am sure Parker will take pictures and a video so you will all see him later looking his womanly best.
It is Al or it is Buddah, take your pick, I respond to both. Now I must pack I am headed to NY for the next 5 days. Later all!
I’m not a dork….and I was right
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wes
Sounds like were “talkin’ androgyny!” (it was in the Pat theme song).
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LOL