Defcon Homunculus World Tour

As the story goes, I was stolen from my home sweet home admist a celebration of cooked foul. I was then shoved in a bag and taken to yet another celebration, this time in TX where I caught a glimpse of my Creator, but amongst the revelary he did not see me.

And once again, I’m on the move. My captors have devised a ransom note (PDF) and sent me out into the world. So keep your eyes open, you never know when I’m going to land in your mailbox!

Last Seen:
Garfield, NJ

Next Stop:
Long Island

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