I came home tonight – another night working late, and what do I find. My DEFCON sauces throwing a HUGE party. Man I was pissed. The 2 new DEFCON children were asleep in their bed. Those kids need their sleep!
Then I look further, and oh my – what is that… the sauces kidnapped the Homunculus! Tied up in the shower no less. I couldn’t believe it! They must have kidnapped him last Saturday during the chicken wing eating contest. Those crazy kids. Not sure which one(s) were responsible – they weren’t talking.
They have not left any ransom demands as of yet!