You know you have a crack (hot sauce) problem if….
1. You & your hot sauce buddies compare who got the best deal & quality sauce
2. You get “high” off the endorphins more the once a day.
3. You suffer from withdrawl symptoms after more the 4 hours without it.
4. Your co-workers have a “hot sauce” intervention.
5. You’ve paid more the $100 for less then an ounce of the hot stuff.