Posted June 1, 2005 by Nick Lindauer in Hot Sauce News

Rejected Hot Sauce Names

Props to Chris from The Joint for pointing this out to me:

Rejected Hot Sauce Names
11. Not Quite FDA-Approved
10. Cheaper than Arsenic
9. Kenny Rogers’ Lip Melter
8. Edible Napalm
7. Feces O’ Flame
6. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Acid
5. Death by Heartburn
4. Almost-as-Spicy-as-Ketchup
3. Crazy Jim’s Burning Larynx
2. Satan’s Urine
1. Party in Your Rectum

But I’m pretty sure some of those are names of hot sauces already! 🙂 Alright everyone, let’s get creative and come up with our own list of rejected hot sauce names. Suggestions?

Nick Lindauer

The Original Hot Sauce Blog