Send a Saucy Valentine’s Day E-Card

Dear HSBers,

Someone you know burns for you with the heat of a thousand bottles of Pain is Good hot sauce and salsa.

There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain. Will you give them the pleasure of being their Valentine, or deal out the exquisite pain of denial?

(I suggest playing hard to get at first. That way you get in a little of both.)

Yours truly,

Mistress Lola
Practitioner of Good Pain

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