To date the HSB has recieved over 2,500 comments on 766 posts, a considerable leap from our stats in October of 2005 (536 posts and 575 comments). One dull night I got to tinkering with some of the SQL information and after a few pivot tables and vlookups I finally got an accurate count of comments by person. The comments were counted by email address (which is inputed when a user leaves a comment) and not by the name of the commentor since several commentors have the same name (Ryan & Ryan B, Adam & Adam2 etc…). Over 700 people have left at least one comment on the HSB and for that we here behind the scenes thank you.
- Top 30 Commentors (by number of comments)
- 155 – Ryan Davis
- 139 – Scott
- 101 – Thakswet
- 96 – Mad_Reilly
- 82 – eman
- 76 – Chris K
- 63 – Randy
- 55 – Dr. Biggles
- 54 – Daniel
- 40 – Adam – Meninaprons
- 39 – Joe Levinson
- 38 – DEFCON Creator
- 35 – DK
- 33 – John – huvason
- 28 – MattUK
- 27 – Terry Bytes
- 25 – Anthony
- 25 – John S.
- 24 – Tracy Campbell
- 20 – Tasker
- 17 – Cheffy
- 17 – Ryan Bell
- 15 – Jim
- 15 – Mike – map
- 14 – Clinton
- 13 – Adam
- 12 – Mike – bdo
- 11 – Bill Brigden
- 10 – Hot Sauce Head
- 10 – Bill
- 10 – Robert
A big ‘hot’ thank you to those that have commented thus far. Keep em coming!

74 responses to “Top Commentors”
Make that 55 π Tied biggles
I applaud you Ryan Hugh.
And the winner gets…an N-59?????
Just hoping for you Ryan H!
Ha ha – certainly not my N-59!
#140
HHAHAHAHAHA here goes 97. Man, I can’t shut up. This time next week we’ll be in ALBERKERKEY!!!! I’d say we’re going to have a “heck” of a time (huvason)! Great stuff
I’d like to thank the academy, my lovely wife, my mother & father, and everyone else for their support in me using valuable company time, and a litle at home, to post so much on this blog…I swore to myself I wasn’t gonna cry, but I got a little hot sauce in my eyes and I can’t help it. Thank you everybody!
I like the ‘valuable company time’. Payed to do what you enjoy
Man…i need to get a life!! LOL The funny thing is I have probably emailed nick twice as many times.
Nick, in the spirit of the olympics i think we need to give a gold,silver and bronze to the top 3!
Hey Mad, did you get the last email I sent you about what we were talking about?
Well damn, I will only get the silver. Ummmm, I think that deserves an 05 Holiday Reserve???
Special Olympics eman, and instead of medals, we need helmets….
There is still time Scott… the Olympics are not quite over. Just 16 more and you will be in the lead…
Dude….ryan,that is the funniest post i think i have ever read!!!!!!
Probably because it is so true!!
I can see us now….we are all sitting in front of our computers with helmets on, swaying back and forth, feverishly typing away…
and perhaps in recognition of us slobbering blog junkies (see list above), Blair, in lieu of mouse pads with the reserves, could send us bibs…it’s ony a matter of time until one of us drools on our computer and shorts it out possibly electocuting ouselves :-S
Now that I think about it, Nick COULD give a discount on Sweat `n Spice to the proven junkies **bats eyelashes** but I already know what Nick is thinking…Wish in one hand, crap in the other. See which gets filled first π
With all the hot sauce we eat – I can bet which one comes first –
Don’t worry theres something brewing for the loyal HSBers
LMAO Nick-I was laughing so hard from your response that my wife thought I had finally lost it. Don’t be surprised if my posts start coming from the loony bin in the near future
“Donβt be surprised if my posts start coming from the loony bin in the near future ”
Mine already come from there!
This thread is very funny – and TRUE!
-=john=-
eman – that’s affirmative
got the email (wink wink)
Hey guys – you may have already noticed the subscribe to comments check box (just below the “say it!” button) – Will someone give it a whirl and let me know how it works for you – thanks
Hey good morning, I clicked on it Nick- I’ll keep you informed.
Thanks Vic!
That’s pretty cool Nick! I received an E-mail: Sender- Hot Sauce Blog
Subject- [Hot Sauce Blog] New Comment On: Top Commentors
The actual E-mail had:
HTTP address for the Top Commentors Post
it gave the response and the author
HTTP addrss for all comments
HTTP address to “manage your subscriptions or block the notifications”
Nice new Feature!!!!!!
-=john=-
Guess I haven’t been making enough noise. I am at the bottom of the list!
Hot Sauce Head – I see you’ve been posting a bit today. Be forewarned that my title will not be taken so easily:-P It’s one of the few things I can actually be proud of? Now that I think about it, its more of a testiment to how little of a life I have π
Maybe Nick should have a current “post counter” that updateds real-time.
Kind of like a stock ticker scrolling across the bottom of the page.
See who is in 1st at any given time…lol
and a spell checked wouldnt hurt either…(updates)
checker…see what I mean
I’ve been thinking about this commentors list…1st place, or last place…hummm…which is to be more admired? A life of blogging about hot sauce, or just a life? Or is blogging about hot sauce really THE life? Damn! I really confuse myself sometimes…
I love the new “notify” feature.
very cool π A spell check would definitely be nice as well. My 6 year old spells better than me
-=john=-
Spell check is a little harder to implement on the comments side of things, but I’ll keep it in mind.
A running list of the top 20 commenters (minus myself) has been added to the left hand side, under the recent comments section. Again, it’s based off your email address.
The name displayed is based off the name left in the first comment you left – I’ve gone back and changed a few already (chris to chris k., Randy to Randy aka MSK, John to huvason, Kevin to thakswet etc…). If there are any other name changes to be made, just let me know.
Pretty cool Nick. Are we keeping you busy?
So, I guess the object is to make sure your name doesnt drop off the list???
When does the list update? I can try and figure it out, just thought I would ask.
Hey eman,
I might not be able to surpass your Blair’s Collection, but Im closing in…lol
The comment count updates automatically when your comment is approved & published – so it’s as ‘real-time’ as possible.
Hey Nick, I;ve noticed a couple times recently that comments I’ve left were aproved and posted right away. Are you able to see what we’re typing as we’re typing it? Some times they won’t show up til the next day when I post at night time here. Figured you gotta sleep some time which would explain that one.
Ryan – No, I’ve enabled some comments to be auto-approved, so it speeds up the publishing process.
Tracy – to help put an end to your confusion, no, the commenter list, as far as I’m concerned, means I don’t have much of a life. I work anywhere from 40-50 hours a week at what’s supposed to be a Mon-Fri 9-5 job. My wife is the manager of a salon, and her schedule is all over the place. With 2 kids ages 7 and 10, I have to spend most of my time off work at home with them while the wife is working. I use this as my “break time” π
Cool Nick, for a minute there I was thinking that maybe you and George W. had some kind of arangement…If ya know what I mean π
I have a recipe that I’ve been wanting to do something with for a long time. In honor of this new feture of top bloggers, I’ll see if I can get it commisioned and labe it as “No Life Sauce” with a picture of me typing away on this blog.
Ya know ryan…that might just work! If you sign and # these, I want dibs on # 1. Or maybe you could match the numbers with ones placement on the HSB. Example, if a person is # 10 at the time of release, that person has first choice of that #. Sounds Fair?
Chris K, go for it, i would love to see some other killer collections! Just to let you know”the collection” has reciently been updated. Have 5 new lable issues added and some other old blairs products on the way.
Hey Ryan, I see you have been typing away…do you have your helmet on?
lol
nick-two words-spellcheck good
I also want to remind EVERYONE here that our wonderful host Nick “the man” Lindauer has his own retail site and i want to encourage everyone it make sweatnspice their first stop for products!!!!!
Eman, my motto is safety first, so anytime I so much as think about checking out the blog, my head is adorned with my trusty helmet π
Tracey, bottles 1 and 2 have already been produced. I of course have #1, my younger brother (whom I’m trying desperately to corrupt) has #2. That’s all I’ve bottled though. Should I ever get off the ground with it, I would definately give dibs to my fellow HSB chaps.
As for patronizing our lord and savior, Nick, I am in the process of prepping an order from his site, just trying to decide what last $5 item I want so I can get free shipping π
amen brother!
If there is an artist out there, i think we need a bumper sticker or something with a picture of a chilihead in front of a computer..with a helmet on of course..typing away and a title of “SAFE BLOGING”
Ryan, can you do the modeling? π
what do you think
The Nick giveth and taketh away π
Ryan….isn’t that from the book of Lindauer 3:16 ?
Eman – GREAT IDEA! I’ll get to work on that tonight. Got a helmet and all the photoshop to do the job.
lmao at book of landaurer…I can see this turning into some kind of cult. Whatever you do, don’t drink the kool-aid…errr…hot sauce!
I can see Nick now….. watching his screen and just shaking his head…what have I done!!
After reading all this, I definately need more to drink
A sacrimental drink perhaps?
nice!
Hey eman…”but Im closing inβ¦lol” meant the # of posts I submitted. I am still working on my collection, however you are way ahead of the pack on that one.
I was about 10 behind you.
What have you and ryan been doing all day? (ryan, eman, ryan, eman, eman, ryan, ryan, eman…etc…lol)
You are now in 3rd place. man, what you can miss from being away from your pc all day.
Well I’ve been working aroung the house all day being a domestic god. I was away from home for about a month and without me here to crack the whip, nothing got done. So every so often I checked back here and put in my 2 cents here and there…think I’m up to a $3.64 now π
Eman, I need help with the caption for the blogger pic
Nevermind, I came up with something good. Sent the pic to Nick the Almighty. Hopefully he’ll put it up.
sweet, I also have an idea I am working on,should have a pic by the end of the week
I’m sure Nick will post both of them
Can’t wait to see yours. I’ve gone into full geek mode now
OK
Well I was going to post 1 word at a time (a Mad_Reilly cheasy trick) but Nick and the techie grurus beat me to the punch 1 comment per 15 sec. But have no fear, for I’m the last (Irish) man short for a word or two. I’ve also am a little behid the 8 ball. If I don’t get this (work) crap finished – No NM. I actually don’t really give a shite they can fire my ass – I’m getting a N-59 if it kills me. So anyway I’m having a few jars here and I’m feaverishly typing away doing my (cough cough) work. If I screw it up, Feck um Call me in ALBERKERKEY. I’ll be back in a half an hour to spread my wise words of…. well……crap and throw my two cents in. After all that’s all I’m going to have left after this trip
Mad…you’re working too hard man. I had to read that 3 times before it became legible π What in the name of all that is holy (Nick) do you do for a living? (pardon my blatant attempt at kissing ass)
Yeh I’m shot. It’s 2:30am and I’m seeing tripple.
I have to be up again by 6:00 and that’s if Jr dosn’t wake me. To all, To all a Good Night
breath deeply….relax….think..blair’s
Speaking of needing a drink. I tried CaJohns frost bite on my finger when my friend Dan just got it, and it was weak! I was so disapointed I acctually moped around! anyway. A month later, the day before my 21st, I made myself a RUMRUMRUM & Coke which is as it would seem 3 shots rum, 1 shot diet coke. and my friend got the great idea to throw five or six drops of weak and tamed frostbite in. I have never felt such pain. Not 5 Drops of MadDog357 Special on a chicken wing, not then after which dying crying, and rubbing it in my eye/lips/face; getting icy/hot medication on my lower extremeties due to a stupid bet (that i won); Hurt as bad as my lips did. But I piledrived through all 1 million of those capspacion (spellchecker lol). I woke up with swollen chapped lips of death. It was a painful experience which ill probably just end up doing again for those darn rushing of endorphins that I love so. ( i hope the comment makes sense as its a small little box im writing into and am just rambling)
Good thing you don’t have jock itch!
owie!
Nick is there any way that you can sort out my comments when I’m at home? I don’t mean to be awkward – sorry. Because I’m not on my uni computer it doesn’t recognise me even though i’ve got the same name and email address