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Blair’s Chipotle Chips

Dear Chilipal,

Ok, so after a way long time of trying to make um perfect ( 71 rounds of samples, which is a record for me), I am proud to say “they’re here” Yes, my hand-made kettle cooked Chips Dusted with a Perfect Blend of Chipotle and Habanero Spice. They F-in Rock! The Heat Level is what I would call “Medium”. Not nearly as hot as our black bag but they are not mild. So I will say, Medium, I hate that word, to be honest is sounds so f-in boring. But you get it. Check um out at http://www.extremefood.com 28 oz. bags per case.

Also, I want to give you heads up on some other things. We are almost ready to kick off Ozzy’s Axeman and Black Label Society founder Zakk Wylde’s Berserker Sauce Line, as I have really gotten to know the World of Zakk in the last 6 months, I have to tell you he is one real chilihead and needless to say a guitar legend that Speaks for Himself. We are planning on debuting the sauce line at OzzFest in July 2008. After speaking with Zakk last week he told me he is having a Limited Number of his Custom Signed Les Paul Guitars made for me to give out to a special few chilihead locations around the globe this fall (Over $6,000 Value Each). Ok I have so much to tell you about but I need to stop. I need to talk instead of type. Anyway, will speak to ya soon, with so much more to tell ya.

FEEL ALIVE!
Blair

Nick Lindauer

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310 responses to “Blair’s Chipotle Chips”

  1. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Wow, I love the packaging on the Berserker sauce! Very cool!

  2. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Too bad it wasn’t a REAL hard case.

  3. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #146012 Quote]

    That was my thought exactly. Velvet lined hard case box would really be cool.

    It Looks a lot like the Goldberg WCW bottle and box that I had a while back.

  4. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #146018 Quote]Oh yes! If it was a wooden case with brass corner protectors and a brass hasp… Seriously that NEEDS to be the collector version! Everyone else can deal with the cool cardboard box, but the signed and numbered deal Needs to have the OFF THE HOOK display box! I know Blair can make that happen, even though I would never be able to afford it, it would sell out at any cost!

  5. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #146054 Quote]

    It would be right up there with Dave’s Insanity Reserve in the wooden “coffin” crate. I’ve always thought that was a really cool package for a sauce.

    My favorite though is the bottle of Haunted Hot Sauce that came in a wooden coffin with a latch and hinges. Moss and little rubber maggots packeged inside of it with the bottle. LOL!!

  6. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    blair,
    please save one for NM next year. i may be there.
    cool box. cant wait to taste it.

  7. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #146164 Quote]

    :blahblah:

  8. arizona jack Avatar

    [Comment ID #146164 Quote]

    You’ll NEVER get permission to go to a hot sauce show !!!!!!
    🙂
    Keep dreaming !!!

  9. Ryan Bell Avatar

    I just placed an order a couple of weeks ago, and I got all of the secondary sauces I wanted, but it was missing the real reason for the order……Pure Death. :/

    Evidently, they’re backordered on it. Can’t wait to get some more of it!! It’s unreal. SOOOO good.

    I might have to pick up some of the new chips with it. 🙂

  10. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    [Comment ID #146548 Quote]

    Pure Death on sale at the Jungle for $4.99. Stop on buy

  11. Jonathan Passow Avatar

    COOL!!! I love Blair’s chips. I’m going to be down covering The Jungle Jim’s Weekend of Fire show so I hope he’ll have some of the new chips at his booth.

    And, I must say, as a guitar playing fool, I’ve always been in love with Zack’s bullseye Les Paul. I got to play one at a few Sam Ash’s before, sound amazing. Gotta Love the EMG pickups.

  12. john Avatar
    john

    This site used to be great, but never has reviews anymore. What has happened?

  13. john Avatar
    john

    No offense intended

  14. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    If his chips are anywhere near as good as his After Death sauce, they have the potential to spread nationwide. I hope that they do; more folks need to get turned-on to these awesome sauces, and I’d like to see em’ in supermarkets around here.

  15. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    [Comment ID #147512 Quote]
    I’ve been wondering that myself…

  16. LozengeFanatic Avatar
    LozengeFanatic

    RIP HSB.

    I enjoyed it while it lasted.

  17. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #150720 Quote]

    I didn’t hear that anyone pulled the plug. This is how rumors get started. Perhaps Nick or someone from the board could update us all on where things stand and what is going on?

  18. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #150823 Quote]

    Please let us know!!!

    Last I heard there wer going to be some new things and it would all be back on track.

  19. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #150823 Quote]

    Yup – sometimes life’s other priorities keep us occupied. Things will get back on track.

  20. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #150850 Quote]

    Excellent news!!! Nick, please call me man!

  21. Foodies Avatar

    The packaging looks cool…

  22. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Nick,

    Please let us know how we can help. Please.

    Jay

  23. HenryK Avatar
    HenryK

    [Comment ID #150850 Quote]

    Do you really believe that, I haven’t depended on anything Nick has
    posted in a long time.
    Regardless of what comes up all the players on this BLOG all have managed to find a computer and update members of status. (to disclude a couple)
    I do not believe this blog will be back after AD payees subscriptions run out.
    My thoughts, I have found a blog that is much more friendly

  24. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #151527 Quote]Henry, I feel your pain. You’ll be back though. No matter how things go the blog, it will remain a credible source for all things hot! The HSB will return.

  25. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #151527 Quote]

    Ummmm ya – considering I was just in Texas just over a month ago with Nick I know the current state of affairs. As I said there is a lot going on that takes priority. Have some patience.

  26. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    [Comment ID #151548 Quote]

    Anthony,,,
    I have tried to im Nick(as well as others) for the last few days..NO responce.It now is not a matter of Patience it is a matter of respect for the Hundreds of people that have been on this blog for awhile.We all have read many other Blogs,asking what is going on with HSB!! Since you where just in Texas with Nick Maybe you could relay a message to him.I think we all need to be updated on what is going on…..As for NIcks
    current state of affairs….Im sure there are others that could keep things going for a while

  27. Gildo Avatar

    [Comment ID #151527 Quote]

    Thanks for your positive attitude and comments Henry.

    [Comment ID #151625 Quote]

    Respect? How about a little respect for Nick? I’m sure there is a very good reason for this stand still.

  28. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    Gildo..
    Whatever……….. left in the dark… noone says anything…Just plain wrong….

  29. arizona jack Avatar

    An update is in order

  30. Gildo Avatar

    [Comment ID #151691 Quote]

    Truth,

    I hear ya. But Nick is a good guy and I’m sure he’d rather be dealing with the blog than whatever it is that is keeping him from it.

  31. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    Gildo…
    I love Nick you know that,,,,,, but come on..just a word from the captain would be nice…Anthony was with him….He has no clue???

  32. Gildo Avatar

    [Comment ID #151724 Quote]

    I know you do and I agree, a word would be nice and I’m sure when Nick gets a chance we’ll hear from him.

  33. INCaneFan Avatar
    INCaneFan

    Are people really complaining about lack of new posts, stories, etc?

    There’s a big world out their fellow CH’s, go out and see some of it.

  34. Gildo Avatar

    [Comment ID #151762 Quote]

    LOL. We’re concerned. Go get ’em world traveler!

  35. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    [Comment ID #151762 Quote]
    My complaints were quick and forgotten. My concern is more with Nick (and Laura), and hope that everything is OK on their end. I get the feeling that somebody here knows what’s going on, but I’m clueless.

  36. INCaneFan Avatar
    INCaneFan

    I hear you Rob, but there’s a comment or two where it seems like people think they’re owed a response here.

  37. jon whaley Avatar

    i thought nick sold this blog to two other guys a while back?????

  38. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #151922 Quote]

    No. He sold his on-line hot sauce retail company Sweat N Spice.

  39. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #151922 Quote]

    Jon he just sold the NY store.

    As for Nick not being here, have patience. Whatever the reason might be it is none of our business unless he makes it our business. He might be going through depression or a loss that he just can’t deal with right now. Whatever it is, it is his to deal with and all we can do is sit back and show support whatever it might be.

  40. DK Avatar

    Same old sh*t stirrers stirring the sh*t when there ain’t even any sh*t to stir.

    🙄

  41. DK Avatar

    40!

    Woohoo!

  42. Gildo Avatar

    [Comment ID #151948 Quote]

    You’re on to talk DK.

  43. thakswet Avatar
    thakswet

    Anybody else having their LIPS burn when eating naga powder or a naga sauce? For the first time ever my lips are ‘chapped’ and peeling due to the hot naga powder….hurts too.

  44. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #152035 Quote]No, not really. A little burn is normal if you get it on your lips (eg. I sprinkled Montego Bay Jolokia powder all over cheese pizza), lips burn but no chapping or cracking, same deal with Naga Sore Ass, Naga Sabi and Jolokia Havoc. Did you get it on your lips and then proceed to lick them and make it worse?

  45. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    [Comment ID #152125 Quote]
    Ouch, Naga chapped lips…sounds very unpleasant. I live in a dry climate (New Mexico) and that would absolutely drive me nuts.

  46. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #151973 Quote]

    Just an observation Gildo. I’m not dipping my toes into this swimmin’ pool. I was just passing by and noticed how green the water was.

  47. Gildo Avatar

    [Comment ID #152393 Quote]

    DK,

    To me, your comment seemed to be “stirring the sh!t”, as you put it. I don’t think anyone is stirring anything. We are all just concerned about the state of the HSB and would of course like to see it back up and running as it once was. Whatever is going on with Nick is his business and nobody here should feel as if they are owed an explanation or anything. I think it would be fair to say that we are all just curious to know if the HSB is going away or if there is some plan to bring it back anytime soon. I think a board member could probably answer this, but they seem to be absent too.

  48. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    Vendor Update 7/17/08

    Booths

    1&2 Peppers
    3—- Chooch+Pootan
    4—- Cajun Island
    5—- Mild to Wild
    13– TorchBearer
    14– Montezuma
    15– Csigi
    18– Chili Pit
    50– Blane, DK, Buddah–?
    19– Fat Kid Sauce
    21&22-CaJohn’s – SHOW SPONSOR
    25&26–Hot Shots
    27–Defcon
    28–Bodines BBQ
    29–Intensity Academy
    33–Porkys
    34–Big Dawg
    35–Texas choice
    39–Ole Ray’s
    40–Blair’s
    41–Redd Eye
    42–Butt Shack
    43–Lee’s Mustard
    46&47 Garden Fresh Salsa
    49–Captain Tom’s
    7–Urban Chef
    44–Sauce Cartel
    38–Flamingo’s Joe’s
    63–Rick Bayless-Frontera
    53- Tony Legner Food Polish
    54- Tahiti’s Joes
    20–Ben’s Mustard
    37–Bisummo
    8–Mae Ploy & Golden Country – SHOW SPONSOR
    7–Kentucky Smokin grill
    9–KP Specialty pepper Products
    16–Rothschild Farms
    45–Cin Chili
    48- Sweet Sunshine
    30- Condimentman
    31- Adventures In Heat
    34- Mt Adams Trading Co
    11- Pitrelli’s Spag Sauce—-NEW
    23- Hula Girl —————NEW
    24- Hoboken Eddie’s Sauce —NEW
    28- Naples Italian Ice ——NEW

    Cox’s – Newspaper Show Sponsor
    Miller Beer Choice of Beers
    Coke – Show Sponsor
    BLP – Show Sponsor

  49. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #152422 Quote]

    Sounds more like a guilty conscience to me. I never addressed you or anyone in particular. It was just a general observation, that’s all.

  50. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #152445 Quote]

    No guilty conscience DK, especially in regards to any comments coming from you. You would know this if you’d read my posts. I can help you with the big words if you want.

    Now that was “stirring the sh!t.”

  51. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey Gildo
    since it sounds like your vocabulary is quite advanced, and rednecks like DK and myself have a limited vocabulary, maybe we can swap redneck words for your big fancy nice sounding ones…

    me first –
    mayonaise

    in a sentence (spelled phanetically)- Man, daze sure is a lot of nice Ford trucks here Cletus.

  52. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #152446 Quote]

    I would presume tha the complexity of the simplistic southern vernacular eludes him General.

    “Big words” Gildo? You got a size complex? Compensation issues? 😀

    Vocabulary, funny Gildo. Good one. 🙄

  53. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #152452 Quote]

    You boys need to realize that my family is from Arkansas and I’m hung like a stud tit mouse. I have no issues. What I don’t understand is why when someone lobs a criticism at one of you southern boys, all the other southern boys suddenly jump in on it together and make it some sort of cultural thing. Talk about compensating.

  54. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #152456 Quote]

    Hung like a stud tit mouse. 😆

    By the way, there is a difference between being southern and being from the south. 😉

  55. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Comeon boys get back in the truck. Can’t you see were not wanted here. Ya you to Leroy-you can ride in the back.

  56. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    [Comment ID #152456 Quote]

    Pride.

  57. Leroy Avatar
    Leroy

    [Comment ID #152465 Quote]

    Did he say he was hung like a mouse. And he takes pride in that. Now if he said he was hung like Jimmyjacks Bull over at Cooters hollow. Then I would say WOW

  58. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    or that stud uncle jesse uses to inpregnate his heffers with. i once saw him trip over his own thingamajig one time. Wow! sure nuff.

  59. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    come on Leroy. best we getz to be goin. heyahh now.

    you too blane, tick tock.

  60. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #152458 Quote]

    Yes. Inbreeding.

  61. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    now are you talking bout the midwest since the inbreeding topic came up? or are you talking bout the southerners or the people from the South? or your folks from arkansas?

  62. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    My dad’s side of the family is from Arkansas, but they left before the whole inbreeding epidemic began.

  63. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    “before” ?

    how old is he? 212?

  64. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    Nice to see some posts…Talked to Nick he will be back soon..Im sure you guys can keep busy until then.

    Whats up Gildo how you been?

    Dk TTF site looking great…….

  65. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    what bout the HWL site?

  66. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    Oh best of luck to them too……some funny stuff goin on over there……

  67. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #152485 Quote]
    Good to hear!

  68. arizona jack Avatar

    Yee Hawww
    posts !!!!

  69. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    I still like hot sauce. For some reason I have a taste for some Chipotle chips. I wonder why? 🙂

  70. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Gildo – here is another redneck WOD (word of the day)

    senuous

    sentence – Hey Honey, “since you was” up, can you go get me a beer?

    this includes your redneck lesson for the day.

  71. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Stud titmouse, now that there is some funny stuff!!!
    
Glad to see we got news of Nick, thanks The Truth for the update and compliment.

    Gildo, don’t sweat the small stuff, oops no pun intended. I hope your sauce making is still on schedule.

  72. arizona jack Avatar

    Dont tlet the little things get to you, ( oops, sorry )
    There are much bigger ( double sorry ) things to worry about

  73. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    I hope everything is ok Nick… I know I haven’t been that active on here but I do follow the site every single day, even if it means for a few seconds a day…. You put such effort into this site, the business, the hobby, etc… Talk to ya soon, Everyone misses ya and wishes you the best in whatever difficulties that you have to attend to.

    GoonieNick!

  74. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #152643 Quote]

    Good to see you around G. Nick! Hope all is well.

    Things will be back to normal in a bit.

  75. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #152717 Quote]

    Like they aren’t already. 🙄

    Nice to see everyone’s ignored the off topic section as usual. Yep, everythings normal.

    Blair’s chips – 11
    Everything but – 64

    Congrats on your 300th comment Anthony.

  76. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #152757 Quote]

    Wow – you really are that little annoying pest that won’t go away.

    Go count comments else where or do you really have nothing better to do (don’t answer that it is rhetorical). You have “friends” in other places, go play with them.

  77. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #152761 Quote]

    So how long did it take you to check my math? 😆

    (That was my rhetorical answer to your rhetorical question by the way 😉 )

  78. thakswet Avatar
    thakswet

    anyone eat these chips yet? Are they any good?

    (I may do more when we’re back to “normal”.)

  79. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    What chips?

  80. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    I have tried the chips, they are very good, They are “medium heat” for the masses. I wanted to see a Jolokia chip, but apparently the tests were something akin to a tear gas bomb going off in the chip factory!

  81. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    [Comment ID #153022 Quote]

    LOL……nice one Ed

  82. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #152616 Quote]

    Yah, the sauces are still on schedule, sort of. Things are just taking a bit longer than I would like, but we’re still moving forward. I’m currently waiting for my co-packer to send me their bench samples of my products so I can make sure they are correct. Hopefully there won’t be much if any tweaking that needs to be done. I have positive thoughts. Our new co-packer has been really easy to work with and things have been going well this time around. Looking at a late summer/early fall launch.

  83. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153080 Quote]

    Very cool. Good luck!

  84. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    GIldo
    redneck word of the day (WOD)
    afar

    sentence – Damn billy bob, if i’d of known its was gunna be this chilly, i’d of brought some wood for “a far”.

    that concludes your redneck lesson for the day.

  85. kristi Avatar

    lololol Thats a good one.

  86. kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #153080 Quote]

    Hey Gildo, are there any kitchens in the area that you could rent so you could do it all yourself? Its much more cost effective and then you get to make the sauce EXACTLY how you want. Good luck and dont forget you did promise me a bottle ….hehe 🙂

  87. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Kristi, how is the tummy package coming along? I hope all is well. Also give Lisa my best, I hope she is doing better.

  88. kristi Avatar

    Hey Buddah! Everything is coming along just as it should thanks for asking. I look like I swallowed a basketball! Only thirteen more weeks!!!!! EEEK!!!!!!!

    How about you? Find a place yet?

  89. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153274 Quote]

    Keep these coming. I’m enjoying my new education. You’re like the redneck Mr. Rogers.

    [Comment ID #153278 Quote]

    Oh yah I did. When this whole venture began, that was my original intent. Unfortunately I live in Mayberry and there are no commercial kitchens to rent time in. Plus I just don’t have that much time to spend in the kitchen. My regular full-time job gets in the way. I’ll take a smaller margin on the product, but I’ll have more time to sell and market, so volume should make up the difference. One day I hope to have our own production facility, but that’s a ways off.

  90. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Gildo

    i forgot to tell you, that there word is one of them tricky ones that has multiple meanings. meaning #2 –

    sentence – Luke kicked his wife out the house cause he caught her having an “afar”.

    until tomorrow.

  91. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153302 Quote]

    Thats great! I won a bid on a duplex, but I am hoping I will close in time before I have to leave my apt when the lease is up. If I am not moving on Saturday I will have a huge headache. The place passed inspection today so thats a big step in the right direction. Thanks 4 asking. 🙂

  92. kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #153369 Quote]

    Excellent news, congrats on the new purchase!!! It will all work out I’m sure. If not Im you could camp out in your car and live on hot sauce for a week or so right? lol I’ll keep my fingers crossed for ya!

  93. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    [Comment ID #153439 Quote]

    You obviousely have never seen the size of Buddah’s car.

  94. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Wow, this IS a blast from the past. Glad to see everybody’s still around.
    Hey, Ed- did UPS give you your money back…yet?

  95. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Gildo – RWOD

    Armageddon

    sent – “Armageddon sick of all this political mumbo jumbo on tv. When is McCain gunna beat that Obama guy?”

    this concludes the redneck lesson for the day.

  96. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    [Comment ID #153460 Quote]

    Speaking of past-anyone ever hear from Brian Moon (Loco Luna) last I remember he had a few folks a little ticked off. I see the website is still working.

  97. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    i heard that guy was one of the nicest guys out there. i never heard the rumor bout him making others mad. on another note – i got an email from ScottyB and he will be getting back in business soon. you watch out, that guy makes a couple excellent sauces.

  98. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153468 Quote]

    Good to hear ScottyB is returning. Excellent sauces! I recently read an article about Chuck Evans of Montezuma Brand and his rediculous trademark on the term “Smokey Chipotle” and his lawsuits against any and all violators of its use. On his site he lists all of the companies he’s sent cease and desist orders to. Listed are ScottyB and THT, BUT he also says that they are both out of business. Isn’t it illegal to falsely state on a public forum that a business is out of business when it isn’t? Couldn’t that be harmful to their business? Chuck Evans is a true piece of work and is in no way a part of the fraternity of sauce makers and chilie heads that we all belong to. Am I the only one who is mad about this guy?

  99. thakswet Avatar
    thakswet

    [Comment ID #153473 Quote]

    WOW, this guy is a real jerk it seems. I read about all his law suits against his trademarked name and it seems like he’s so busy with the lawsuits instead of selling hot sauce.

  100. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

  101. Kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #153479 Quote]

    CLEARLY the answer is NO!!!! lol But at least some of us try…..

    [Comment ID #153473 Quote]

    Chuck Evans has been a thorn in many manufacturers sides, this is true. THT was in fact sent a cease and desist letter AFTER a verbal agreement was made at our first show in NM. Even after we changed our lables AS PROMISED he still posted our name up on his website as
    “VIOLATORS”!!!!! Now anyone who knows THT and the history of our BBQ Sauce names, knows, we did in fact comply with Mr.Montezuma’s demands and yet we were still harassed. If you ask me, he has proven that selling sauce is clearly not the priority but being a bully is.

  102. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    So why doesn’t anyone do anything about Chuck? Here on the California central coast we had a problem with a lawsuit happy opportunist who was in a wheelchair from a motorcycle accident that he caused. He would go around to the local resorts, restaurants, wineries and hotels and if he decided they were not ADA compliant, he files a lawsuit against them for damages and retrofits. He put more than a few businesses out of business and it seemed that everyone was in fear of him, until finally a few businesses joined together and fought back. He quickly went away, most all of his pending suits were dismissed and he is no longer a threat. So what’s stopping the hot sauce industry from doing the same?

  103. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    [Comment ID #153467 Quote]
    You’d have to ask Uncle Big on that one. If I remember rightly, he knows B.M. quite well.

  104. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    B.M. ?

    Bret Michaels? The lead singer from Poison. That dude rocks.
    Billy Mayfair? The professional golfer.
    Billy Madison? Funny azz movie.

  105. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    [Comment ID #153483 Quote]

    sounds like this guy needs a hobby…

    www “dot” montezumabrand.com/Trademark%20Violators.htm

  106. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153493 Quote]

    Bowel movement?

  107. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153497 Quote]

    Black Market?

  108. kristi Avatar

    Breast Milk?

    (Don’t judge, I’m pregnant and have baby on the brain) 🙂

  109. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Bad Mojo
    Bead Maker
    Busted Mustache
    BRAIN MOON! sorry….

  110. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    [Comment ID #153499 Quote]

    great, now some of us will be invisioning your, well never mind. i know, pregnancy is a beautiful time in a couple’s life. best of luck with everything.

  111. kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #153501 Quote]

    Aw, I just love when the general gets all mushy. Thanks.

  112. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    how do you make one of dem dare smileys blush?

    :blushsmileyblush:

  113. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey People can we get back on topic?! Geez.

    Hey Blair, are you going to make some Jolokia Chips? 😀

  114. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Blair, which state do you get your potatoes from? I hope they aren’t from the swamps of Jersey. 😉

  115. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Blair, shouldn’t Chilipal should be Chilepal? Unless of course we are talking about a bowl of chili with some Muerte used to top it off.

  116. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey blair, ever thought of trying to make potato chips that are shaped like skulls?

  117. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey blair, ever thought of making 1 lb and larger bags of chips?

  118. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Blair, what childhood experiences/memories do you draw upon when you create your concoctions? Perhaps a parent or friend that might have influenced your Blairness.

  119. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey blair, got anything cool you are revealing at WoF?

  120. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey blair, what is the most amount of 16 mill crystals you had in your mouth at one time?

  121. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey blair, how is your farm doing in Central America? crops doing well?

  122. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    hey blair, why did the chicken cross the road?

  123. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    Has anyone seen this new website headwinderlicker.com? How lame and insulting. First off, it’s not funny. Second, it makes fun of retards. And last, it has a picture of some poor retarded kid on a school bus licking the window. Poor kid! Someone really has a bad sense of humor.

  124. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Blair, can we have a contest to name the next “Death” Sauce. I want to enter a few for consideration prior to the said contest:

    Flying Monkey Death
    Vile Death
    Death By Lockjaw
    Inevitable Death
    Slow & Agonizing Death
    Savage Death- My favorite
    Death By Smoothie
    Mutilated Death
    Black Death
    Natural Death – I am thinking Eco sauce 😉
    Death Star
    Death Penalty
    Creeping Death

  125. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153521 Quote]

    Its all in fun Gildo, now get back on topic. This is not Cali where you can go off willy nilly all the time. Get back on track.

    Hey Blair, Will you be at the Weekend of Fire?

  126. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Blair, what is your favorite non-Blair hot sauce?

  127. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Hey Blair, have you ever gone to http://www.tastethefear.com? 😀 Was this bad to do here?

  128. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153525 Quote]

    Blame the ADD. I still feel sorry for that poor retarded kid. Looks like he has a lump on his head or something. Must have fallen down or was dropped when he was born.

  129. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153528 Quote]

    Yeah well the kid can’t defend himself because someone banned him on the HSB, but that is okay. The reason I am going to the Weekend of Fire is because of that banning in the first place. Thank you HWL!

    Back on track…

    Hey Blair, can we see pics of the giant peppers in your new South American garden?

  130. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    Buddah.. Have a great time with all your friends at WOF..sounds like its going to be a great weekend……Enjoy!!!!!

  131. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    [Comment ID #153460 Quote]

    Just got the money today, man they take there sweet a$$ time!

  132. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    I like the Hey Blair posts!

  133. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Especially the new names,
    Here are a few more….
    Painfull Death
    Unexpected Death
    Mercifull Death
    Accidental Death
    Tortuous Death
    Fiery Death
    Horrible Death
    Suicidal Death

  134. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153545 Quote]

    Ed, you got some winners there. I really like Accidental and Unexpected Death.

  135. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Too bad Blair will never read this nice contest idea. 🙁

  136. hudd Avatar
    hudd

    Who’s Blair? :smiley:

  137. hudd Avatar
    hudd

    Oh never mind. That’s what the topic is about. I was looking for As the World Turns.

  138. BLAIR Avatar
    BLAIR

    Hey All….

  139. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    [Comment ID #153555 Quote]
    He has arisen! (lol!)
    So- was the toxic cloud of jalokia powder as bad as Ed reported it to be (meanung the chips, of course)?

  140. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Not Blair, but funny though.

    # of posts – BLAIR (211)

  141. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Ah, jeez…..

  142. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #153562 Quote]

    Actually it is Blair.

    *waves*

  143. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    8)

  144. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #153489 Quote]Trademark laws, indisputable trademarks…the legal system in general,…He is within his rights. Not saying I like it, but if it was yours, wouldn’t you defend the mark?

  145. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    [Comment ID #153586 Quote]

    I understand him wanting to defend a trademark he paid good money to get. But who in the world gave him a trademark on the name ‘Smokey Chipotle’ I mean isn’t a chipotle smokey by nature? That is like trade marking Habanero Hot Sauce because it uses habaneros that are hot!

  146. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    I bet Chuck is rubbing his hands together now that KFC is using his trademark lol

  147. Dave Avatar

    I think it’s silly too – but maybe he really was the first guy to use ‘smokey chipotle’. Everyone knew they were smoked jalapeno peppers, but nobody called them smokey chiptole until Chuck. There are all kinds of obvious trademarks, and inventions, so if he has the trademark – then he either defends it, or it dilutes. But since it’s already diluted, I’m not sure he can do much. And since his sauces are not nationally recognized, if the mark wasn’t diluted, none of us would have ever heard the term ‘smokey chipotle’ before. Yeah right…

  148. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Hail hail the gangs all here. Guess everyone was just lurking to see WTF is going on. Seeing some newbees and oldies. Probably just a matter of posts before Nick shows up. Just incase some of you haven’t seen this

    http://cgi.ebay.com/HOT-SAUCE-CAJOHNS-n-Blairs-Defcon-Hudd-Diabetes-JDRF_W0QQitemZ160263771194QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160263771194&_trksid=p3911.m14.l1318

  149. Kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #153586 Quote]

    Hey I’m all for the guy defending his rights. What we (THT) had a problem with was the fact that he put us up on his list of “Violators” AFTER we had changed the name of our sauce. If you look even till this day we are still listed on his website………at this point its slander and he probably could be held responsible in the courts ….for what exactly I am not sure. Our name should have never been put up let alone left up there for over two years now.

  150. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Gildo
    RWOD

    mare

    My uncle bob is the “mare” of Hinesville, GA.

    that concludes your redneck lesson of the day.

  151. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    [Comment ID #153550 Quote]

    C’mon people…doesn’t anyone have any more?
    I am sure there are some creative minded people reading this!

  152. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Death by smelling buddah’s breath
    Accidental Death
    Preconceived Death
    Dreadful Death
    Death by the Butler with a Candlestisk

  153. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Impending Death
    Possible Death
    Certain Death
    Absolute Death
    Just Death
    Death2
    F*** Death
    Kinda’ Death
    Insane Death
    Eternal Death

  154. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    nice ones ATK 🙂

  155. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Googol Death

  156. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Cheating Death
    After Death
    Better Off Death
    Dying Death
    Dear Death
    Horrible Death- ya like that would sell.
    Bhut Death

  157. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    already an After Death

    duh

  158. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Slow Death
    Medium Death
    Fast Death
    Catastrophic Death (??)
    Burning Death

  159. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Yea-It just slipped my fingers were moving faster than my brain

  160. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Before Death than.

  161. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    i wonder if he is writing these down. some darn tootin good ones we all have written down.

  162. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    This page is a permanent record-if you know what i mean.

  163. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    I can’t play anymore-I gotta go get the mail. Maybe Later.

  164. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    [Comment ID #153521 Quote]

    i can understand why you would be upset by us making fun of retards dildo you write any good reviews latly or are you just eating the sauce and taking advantage of nick not being around to ask about it?

  165. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153698 Quote]

    Justin go crawl back under your rock at HWL. Your post makes no sense.

  166. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153698 Quote]

    There have been no new reviews from anyone for quite some time, so why do feel it necessary to pick on me? All of the sauces I’ve ever received from Nick are right inside my pantry waiting to be opened and reviewed. I’m extremely busy and do reviews as I can. In fact, I’ve got two just about ready to go. You seem to have some sort of notion that I’m posing as a reviewer just to get sauce for free. Not sure where that comes from, but you obviously have some sort of issue with me and thus the need to make false accusations. If you feel slighted, I’ll send you some sauce. Just email me your address.

  167. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    what dont make sense about it? here ill explain it for you

    1. your a retard and i understand why you dont like retard jokes, just like you probably dont like gay jokes either they hurt your feelings and i understand that.

    2. “Justin, you don’t need to explain to me how the review process works, I am a reviewer also (Gary). I’ve received plenty of things from Nick that have gone un-reviewed by me” (if you need your memmory refreshed from where you said that it was the defcon x-13 thread.)

  168. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    gildo,

    may i ask why you picked “gildo” as your “call sign”?

    just curious.

  169. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    [Comment ID #153720 Quote]

    I feel slighted…send me some sauce!

  170. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    [Comment ID #153724 Quote]

    its because his friends call him dildo so he started going by gildo at least thats what he told me when i called him dildo in the x13 thread

  171. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    [Comment ID #153720 Quote]

    im not saying that its your fault the site is dead, i have a few reviews turned in that are not posted so i know its not that the reviewers arent turning anything in. i just think that your a asshole and have to start shit. blane has been banned, you got what you wanted but you still talk shit and trash him both here and on his site. get over it

  172. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153729 Quote]

    Justin,

    You don’t even know me to call me names like that. I’ve never had harsh words for you. So what’s up? I think it’s you who needs to get over it. BLANE is the true @$$hole, I just don’t put up with his crap. When I went to his site yesterday and found my name mentioned in amongst all of the nice things he had to say about the HSB, you’re damn right I’m going to say something. He got banned from here because he deserved it.

  173. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153724 Quote]

    Because back in college I did an imitation of Gilbert Gottfried. From than on out everyone started calling me Gilbert or Gil. Than one of my buddies started calling me Gildo and of course that stuck to. So now you know. The dildo thing came from BLANE, and it’s not original. Surely he can come up with something more clever. Oh, yah he tried with Corky, but that’s lame too.

  174. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153724 Quote]

    Why is your call sign the car on the Dukes of Hazard? Just curious.

  175. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    When someone starts calling you names in reference to disabled people….well you can’t bother reasoning with that kind of ignorance. It really is the lowest common denominator of humour suited for a few people with ummm er well a diminished capacity for critical thinking. It wouldn’t surprise me if they had a bookie to place wages on the special olympics. I wonder if it would be the same if their kids were disabled or if they had a friend who was. If they do a have a disabled friend I bet they can do a pretty good impression of them behind their back too.

  176. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    [Comment ID #153737 Quote]

    i was/is a huge dukes fan growing up and i am a big fan of the history of the civil war.

  177. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #153741 Quote]

    Anthony, if I recall correctly, you emailed me wanting to be on the short bus. You sent me a picture of you holding a croc ( a croc, how fitting, lol!). You are on the bus. You are one of the original winder lickers by your own choice. None of it was done to make fun of the disabled. The idea for the short bus came from a multitude of comments by different people here on the HSB in reference to our own quirky and fun behaviour. It was a reference to the people of this site. Nothing more.

    So before you go throwing around the word “they”, you need to look at who “they” are. “They” are several people that you “know”. Blair is on the bus, Nick is on the bus, you are on the bus, CaJohn, Danny Cash, Bret, Three Hot Tamales, The Bigshow ….. chileheads, manufacturers, and collectors alike. Should I make a complete list?

    Also, the name “Head Winder Licker” was a title voted on and given to Blane by the HSB in the forums. His site was created by me as a B-day gift to him based on his involvement with the creation of the Short Bus Hot Sauce and his HSB title of “Head Winder Licker”. It’s a site about parody, fun, and opinion in the chilehead community. Nothing more, nothing less.

  178. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #153749 Quote]

    Whew – I am glad you cleared that up. I thought the Short Bus was a just for fun red neck thing.

    Glad I have no part of it now.

  179. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Let’s get back to naming Death sauce-
    Red Death
    Black Death
    Just Death

  180. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Stupid Death

  181. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Unforseen Death

  182. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Beat to Death

  183. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Beat to Death like the last DVD player I had troubles with.

  184. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Questionable Death?

  185. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    OK-Gotta go.

  186. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #153735 Quote]

    That’s not what you said last time.

    Comment #87:
    Comment by Gildo (351) – 12/1/2007 @ 3:40 pm | [ Quote ]

    thetruth on 12/1/2007 at 2:13 pm said:

    Did he just call him a dildo?? oh thats to funny

    Truth, where do you think the name Gildo came from? I have cruel friends. I need a hug.

  187. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #153756 Quote]

    The Short Bus is forever Anthony. You’re always a part of it bro. Fasten your helmet, sometimes it’s a bumpy ride.

  188. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #153734 Quote]
    I’m calling straight up BS here! When Justin did a review right here on the HSB you were rude, and condescending, look back at your comments and attitude. You were the one who implied your friends call you Dildo. Seriously look at what you said.

  189. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153787 Quote]

    Sam I thought you were one of the good guys? When did you go to the dark side?

  190. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153787 Quote]

    Sam,

    I went back to that thread and read each of my comments. I don’t think that I was off base, rude, or condescending, at least not until Justin accused me of accepting sauce from Nick only not to review it. I merely posed the question as to why do a review of a product that is no longer available. For some reason Justin took my comments the wrong way. I never meant any harm.Y

    I like to propose a truce here on the HSB between all of us. Let’s quit flinging poo and bringing up stuff from the past and all that and try to get along. Ok?

  191. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #153789 Quote]
    Dude, I will still have a beer with you. Let’s talk this out in person. I will always defend the honest opinion of any reviewer. I also stand by my assertion that intellectual and trademark properties deserve protection even if I don’t agree with them. I think you will start to see things in a different light once you are trying to turn a profit in the biz (it is kind of a process). If you think that I’ve gone to the dark side, then you should really re-evaluate what the dark side is. The people I interact with on the boards everyday are missionaries, vacation bible school teachers, donors to numerous charitable organizations, mentors and overall some of the most inspirational people I’ve ever met or only met online. Seriously, can’t we all be friends? If I’m on the dark side for who I am, then I’d rather be no other place. I love making spicy foods, and one day I want to do this for a living. Does that make me a “bad guy”?

  192. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #153794 Quote]
    AMEN Brother! A truce would be awesome! Everyone in the biz has helped me out. I think we can work through this.

  193. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153794 Quote]

    Read what the man just said. Truce. He is offering an olive branch to stop the feuding, name calling, finger pointing. TAKE IT!

    There are so many other things that you can put your energies into. You have choice of paths. Muddy or Paved? To continue down a path that is muddy, you will find it almost impossible to stay clean. Its not to say the paved road won’t be filled with holes and bumps, but you can navigate around much of those problems.

    Now back to the topic at hand…Hey Blair, are your new chipotle chips smokey?

  194. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #153797 Quote]

    I apologize and stand corrected. The beer sounds great!

  195. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #153799 Quote]

    For those of you who have not yet met Buddah, all I can say is he is one hell of a nice guy. This man is rational and makes things happen through his persistence. He is almost anoyingly long of wind (he never shuts up!). I am proud of the fact that Buddah is a great friend.

  196. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    :Allchokedupsmiley: Thanks Sam, as I am proud to call you my friend as well. I will overlook the “long of wind” comment, only because it is true.

    Save Da Bees! 😀

  197. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    dildo, if you dont talk down on people they wont talk down on you and i will forget about you since your not worth remembering. call it a truce or whatever you want but i tried to talk the shit out after our last disagreement where you attacked me for reviewing a sauce that was sent to me by nick, and even argued with creator that reviewing a sauce that is no longer made is unfair to the manufacturer when he was the one who sent it in to be reviewed. i sent you a pm and you never responded and have been a dick ever since then both to me and to people i consider friends. buddah is a great guy and i agree with his theory’s about forgive and forget but i grew up living by that theory and avoiding confrontation and all it got me was pushed around more. im going to stand up for myself and my friends when people like you start shit. and you where the one who started it and brought up blanes site here.

  198. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153819 Quote]

    Forgive and forget. We all deserve second chances, sometimes 3rd and 4th chances. Gildo is asking to start over, give him a shot. You don’t have to forget what was said, but you can try and start over. Be the bigger man here, and accept the olive branch. It is nice you will go to bat for your friends, and everyone of your friends knows the kind of guy you are, but no one is pushing you around right now. Give Gildo another chance.

  199. DK Avatar

    200 !!!!

    Wooohooo!!!

  200. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Only 597 more posts until we catch up with Cackalacky. 😀

  201. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    [Comment ID #153825 Quote]

    like i said if he dont talk bad about others they (including me) wont talk bad about him. he can call it a truce or whatever he wants but i really dont see him being nice and being able to drop it. especially when he posts on hwl that he is not calling a truce over there only on this site, well i post on both so what does he want to be friends here and still trash everyone that posts over there because im one of the people who posts over there. this isnt the first person to trash talk people on another site because they have a problem with one or 2 of the people who are regulars there and use phrases like go back to (whatever site it is) with the other idiots or talking bad about the site saying “they” do this and “they” say that, not realizing how many people they are talking about when they say “they”. ill take him up on the truce but that means not talking bad about me or any group that i am a part of.

  202. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    Justin,

    It’s Gildo, not Dildo. I just read your two previous posts and I think you need some clarification on some things. First, I never received a PM from you. Second, my beef is with nobody but Blaine and has never been with anyone but him. But for some reason, all of his buddies feel the need to jump in the middle of things and fling poo at me, so I fling back. You say I trash everyone who posts at HWL, but that’s just not true. Like I said before, just Blaine. I do have a right to defend myself when others jump in. That’s not starting shit. Big difference. As far as my comments last night and throughout today on HWL, those were all in response to Blaine’s trashing of the HSB, Nick and me. It was an unnecessary and unprovoked personal attack and one I won’t stand for. Go back and re-read all of the post both here and there and I think you’ll see what I’m saying. Personally I’m really tired of all of this bickering and would just like to see it end.

  203. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    Buddah,

    Got your VM. Thanks for the call. The Califiornia Mid State Fair started today and I’ll be busy with that for the next week. I’ll try to call you this weekend at the latest.

    Gil

  204. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153867 Quote]

    Maybe after this weekend then would be good. I will be moving, most likely this weekend.

  205. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    I been away too long guys…

    CaJohns Killer Cayenne
    CaJohns Lethal Ingestion
    CaJohns Red Savina Puree
    Blair’s Pure Death
    and many other new hot sauces have too be consumed!!!!!

  206. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Did I mention-Slow Death

  207. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    Morning GoonieNick-how the heck are ya’?

  208. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Why can’t we all just get along?

  209. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Cheating Death
    Flatulent Death
    Humane Death
    Inhumane Death
    Flacid Death
    Hard Death
    Flaming Death
    Gratefull Death
    Married Death
    Multiple Deathsauce
    Flaming Death
    Religious Death
    Orgasmic Death
    Auto Erotica Death
    Taste Bud Death
    Fantastic Death
    Before Death
    Frantic Death
    Disgusting Death
    Hideous Death
    Beautifull Death
    Delicious Death
    Grotesque Death
    Violent Death
    Gentle Death
    Ancient Chinese Secret Death

  210. Dave Avatar

    >>Hey Blair, are your new chipotle chips smokey?

    LOL

  211. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Hey the clock is 2 hours off?

  212. atkrider Avatar
    atkrider

    1 hour for me.

  213. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Nice list, Ed- especially the last one.
    “It’s a hot sauce AND laundry detergent!” (That will separate the over/under 40 crowd).

  214. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Ok I am starting a “name Blair’s next sauce” contest .
    If Blair actually uses the name, you will receive all the bragging rights associated with that claim to fame!

  215. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Im soaking in it!!!

  216. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    or…Blair, take me away!

  217. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    Gee your hair smells chipotlerific!

  218. hudd Avatar
    hudd

    can’t remember if I saw these names anywhere
    Slow Agonizing Death
    Excruciating Death

  219. hudd Avatar
    hudd

    OOPS buddah had Slow and Agonizing Death How bout this one…
    Death to All
    now that one sounds scary!

  220. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Armageddon Death
    World Death
    Nuclear Death
    Explosive Death
    Pandemic Death
    Biological Death
    Viral Death
    Cold Death
    Vigalante Death (spelling?)
    Killer Death
    Diseased Death (That would be a big seller!)
    Kiss of Death
    Monster Death

  221. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #153983 Quote]

    Mmmm. new Shimmer tastes like puddin’.

    Postal Death

  222. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Auto-erotic asphyxiation death

  223. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Bottle O’ Death
    Bottled up Death
    Favorite Death
    Happy Death
    Crazy Death
    Jumpin Jack Death (its a gas!)
    Masochistic Death
    Sadistic Death
    Optimistic Death
    Pessemistic Death
    Ying Death
    Yang Death
    Party Death

  224. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Death By Numbers
    Hellish Death
    Satanic Death
    Death Row Death
    Internal Death
    Rama Lama Ding Dong Death
    Holy Hand Grenade Death
    Mass Death
    Humble Death
    Close but no cigar Death

  225. Dave Avatar

    >>Ok I am starting a “name Blair’s next sauce” contest .

    Close Call

  226. DEFCON Creator Avatar

    Murder by Death

  227. Dave Avatar

    Tits Up

    The Dash – the dash refers to the hyphen between the two years on your tombstone – signifying your life. I always thought that was cool.

  228. Dave Avatar

    death-aster
    death-gruntled
    death-memberment

    heh

  229. Tracy C Avatar

    Buddah’s Breath of Death

  230. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Sexual Death
    Contest Death
    Hot Death
    Real Death
    Actual Death
    Death in Space
    Jungle Death (your driving me crazy!)
    Mama Cass Death (great on sandwich’s!)
    Kurt Colbain Death (It will Blow your Head off!) ok…thats in bad taste
    Samonella Chicken Death Sauce
    Prison Rape Death

  231. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Ding Dong the sauce is Death

  232. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    See, we are just having a little good clean fun and you have to go and ruin it!

  233. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Why don’t you take you FU sauce and go back to Taste the fear!

  234. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Wow, that sure put the brakes on all our posts!
    you light the torches and I will go get the pitchforks!

  235. Turk Avatar

    Death by Strangulation

  236. DK Avatar

    Here’s my sauce name entries. I’ll leave Blane’s name AND entry out of it this time since it hurt someone’s feelings.

    1. Death SUX (There was an automobile actually named the SUX. Naame was changed before it’s release for obvious reasons.)

    2. Blog Death (just staying on topic, refer to comment #16)

  237. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #154064 Quote]

    A good name doesn’t need an explanation.

    Rednek Death
    Dog Day Afternoon Death
    Fear Death
    Captain Death ‘n Bones
    Red Death
    Boobies of Death
    Buddah’s Mom’s Meatloaf Death
    Pseudo-Death

  238. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #154069 Quote]

    Well, after having 4 comments deleted, I figured an explanation was in order so the comment didn’t hurt anyones feelings.

    And I never said they were good names. 90% of the ones listed so far aren’t good, but is that stopping anyone?

  239. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Faces of Death
    Death of a Salesman

  240. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Death by Natural Selection

  241. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #154079 Quote]
    Nature has it’s way of weeding out the stupid ones!

  242. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Death Wish

  243. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    5 Finger Death Punch

  244. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Death of an Era

  245. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #154072 Quote]

    So there is still someone on the HSB doing something? I don’t understand if someone is still working for the HSB and deleting/editing posts, then why don’t they entertain the masses and post a new thread to read? How can someone have enough Administrative control to play Big Brother, but don’t have the wheretoall to give something back to the readers of the HSB?

  246. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Anyone see the sweet looking short bus on the Last Comic Standing. I do hope the comics don’t make any inappropriate jokes about short bus riders. Oooops too late.

  247. kristi Avatar

    Well looks like I missed the boat on this one. Can’t make sense of anything that has gone on here. Anyone care to fill me in on the deleted comments situation?

    And Buddah, you make a great point. If someone is sitting around behind the scenes with the time to start deleting crap then why the hell isnt anything new being put up?

    Anthony, my unasked for suggestion would be to do something productive with your time and contribute to this blog as opposed to taking away from it. Its already lost so much.

  248. kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #154039 Quote]

    Sorry Buddah but thats a good one……lol

  249. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #154095 Quote]I think the moderators can manage comments, but all posts go to Nick. I could be wrong though. I wonder if he’s pissed at me for something? He doesn’t return email or phone calls.

  250. kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #154097 Quote]

    The moderators can manage the comments yes. As for whats what with Nick, I have no idea. I wouldn’t take it personally though.

  251. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #154096 Quote]

    Don’t laugh at that old koot, you will just encourage him.

  252. arizona jack Avatar

    Hey, I thought of a cpl ( but they have been taken already )

    DEATH in the Desert
    Insane DEATH in the Desert
    Extreme DEATH in the Desert
    Red DEATH in the Desert

    [Comment ID #154095 Quote]
    Excellent idea Kristi !!! ( paragraph 3 )

  253. kristi Avatar

    “DEATH in the Desert
    Insane DEATH in the Desert
    Extreme DEATH in the Desert
    Red DEATH in the Desert”

    Hey just realized Chris and I are missing the Extreme (unless I’m just missing it cause its early). Anyway we can get our hands on one AJ?

  254. Dave Avatar

    fear death
    bring death
    taste death

  255. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    gildo,

    brace yourself…

    RWOD –

    Urine

    sentence – “Y’all come down to billy bob’s discount tire store for our urine clearance.”

    this one may be a stretch for you so i will spell it out phanetically…

    urine – year end

  256. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #154166 Quote]

    I’ve got one for you too…

    Defecate

    Billy Bob bought a new swap buggy and spent more money than he had in his bank account, now it is in a defecate situation.

  257. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    DK
    can i get a ruling on this?
    I am borderline leaning more to no bueno than OK for a redneck term.

  258. Dave Avatar

    un-death

  259. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Super-Duper Death
    Bourbon Infused Death
    Twice Stuffed Death
    Barbequed Death
    Smokey Death
    Chocolate-covered Death
    Fondue-Dipped Death
    Death Du Jour
    Arctic Death

  260. DK Avatar

    There will be a new “Death” sauce at WoF.

  261. kristi Avatar

    Inevitable Death

  262. kristi Avatar

    So how do I get one if I can’t go? 🙁

  263. kristi Avatar

    [Comment ID #154335 Quote]

    [Comment ID #154352 Quote]

    Thats what I meant to say…..:smile:

  264. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    Cajohn,

    I still have to try Lethal Ingestions, Killer Cayenne, and Red Savina Puree… I have Red Savina Puree on me and will open next week… I just had some Habanero Select and I am telling you I still think its one of the hottest natural sauces ever created…. It’s hotter than Talon, Fatallii Select, Ace, Krakatoa, The Legend, Soreass, Sauce 10… I have to try it vs. Scorch…

    Habanero Select still Rocking the Free World….

  265. CaJohn Avatar

    Thanks GoonieNick, I wish I could take credit for that one. What it is, is Mother Nature’s finest orange habs preserved for enjoyment at your leisure. Of course, some batches are hotter than others. It depends on what she gives us. Give me a call sometime again soon.

  266. Eric Avatar
    Eric

    I just returned from Germany, and found Blair’s Death Rain Habanero, Cajun, and BBQ chips in a gas station in Herzogenaurach, Bavaria! I picked up a bag of the Habanero chips, man they’re tasty.

  267. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    All you :moon: clowns get ready to rock. Booth #150 is set to rock your Chiliheads. All the items that I will Donate to the Bloggers Booth #150. Which is about 150 Items.. LOL… All monies that is rise from these items will go to Charities. Which will be decide at the show. At that time I will pick 4 other Window lickers and we will pick up to 3 to 4 charities to Hand out the monies too. So bring alittle extra cash and help use out thanks. And trust me the stuff is cool and hot and more.

  268. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    I got it!
    Smokey Chipotle Death!

  269. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    [Comment ID #154495 Quote]

    LOL… Nice one!!!! Chuck should love that one…..

  270. Jim- StepUpForCharity.org Avatar

    [Comment ID #154097 Quote]

    Don’t take it personal- he ain’t returning mine either :-/ I don’t think he hates us *ALL* 😉 At least we’re being treated equally 🙂

  271. Jim- StepUpForCharity.org Avatar

    [Comment ID #154457 Quote]

    Sigh… wish I could be there 🙁 I’m going to quit the blogs for a bit so as not to be Jones’n!

  272. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    Huvason,

    Give me an email

    Gooniesfan77@aol.com

    If anyone hears from Huvason tell him to hit me up on my cell or email.

    Thanks,

  273. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #154495 Quote]
    Chuck would no longer be Blair’s Chilipal.

  274. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Gildo
    sorry for the delay, been busy.

    RWOD
    brats

    sentence – Hey bubba, turn off your “brats”, they’re blinding me.

  275. Xero Avatar

    RWOD
    Indidator
    “My cousin lives up north, in Decatur”

  276. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Indidator meaning Indicator? 🙂

    Decatur GA? tell him i am sorry. 🙁

  277. Jonathan Passow Avatar

    OK, it’s been well over a month without any word from Nick or his loved ones. I’ve waited patiently as have we all and now it’s time for me to vent a little, I hope you guys don’t mind.

    I really, REALLY REALLY hope that Nick is ok. I know blogging, managing a review site, and trying to live your life all at the same time is a hard thing to do. It takes time, devotion, and love. Everything that he has done has been and still is greatly appreciated by both me and the Fiery Foods Industry and I am grateful for his contribution (and everyone else that has written on the blog).

    BUT, except for being hospitalized or a stroke, or something along those lines, what has happened here is kind of inexcusable. I know life takes precedence but you are telling me that he can’t take a minute or two to return a phone call, or email, or post something saying what the heck is going on? Come on. Even when I was poisoned last year I found time to shoot Joe and Linda over at The Hot Zone Online an email so they would know why I wasn’t posting and believe me, I was WAAAAAAYYYY out of it.

    He has helped build a community here and made a lot of friends, but ignoring them like this is kind of like a “f-you”. I am hurt by it because I love coming here (even though I don’t post all the time) and felt like Nick cared about us. I hate to say it, but I think we’re all hugging a dead horse here. A week or two is fine, but a month and a week without word is just plain unprofessional and rude.

    Now, if he’s been hurt and can’t post (god forbid this is the truth but I hope it is because other wise my faith in him will be ruined…not that I’m saying I hope he’s hurt, but you know what I mean) than I completely understand. I’m trying not to be insensitive and please don’t take this posting as that. But this situation is…ah, screw it, I’m done ranting.

  278. Scottie Avatar
    Scottie

    To all the people that are going to be attending the second WEEKEND OF FIRE. If you are flying have safe flights and if you driving drive carefully. Bret thanks for all of your hard work to put this whole show together. See yah there!

  279. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    [Comment ID #154923 Quote]

    Jon, I can’t begin to know what is going on, but if it is personal enough to have him distance himself from HSB and friends, then its a good enough reason for HIM. I went through a major depression over 10 years ago, and I stopped talking to friends, family and co-workers. I didn’t return messages and pushed people away. I don’t know if Nick is depressed, but if he is then I understand the feeling. If he isn’t then whatever the excuse is, it obviously is important enough to him.

  280. Endorphin Avatar
    Endorphin

    These chips are making me thirsty!!

  281. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    Jonathan,

    I really feel like you do. Nick has appeared to be on AIM very much lately. I have tried to send several IMs and have gotten no response. I seriously doubt he is hurt, unless someone has stolen his identity.

    Has anyone tried to contact Laura, his wife? I was wondering if he maybe his absence here has been due to any legal problems with the site. However, I feel even if it was the case there should be no reason why he couldn’t return an message or an IM.

    About Depression:
    2 years ago I was severely depressed after someone really important to me, left on my birthday. I was anorexic for at least a year, my attitude changed, and other things as well. I was a different person. However I still was in contact with friends and family, even though they knew something was wrong.

    The HSB became a place where I could go to get away from everyday things and it took my mind off my problems. It was new to me in coming to the site, etc. It basically wasn’t work. If Nick is depressed there is a good chance that he wants to be somewhere else also. Of course this won’t include the HSB, because for Nick the HSB has been a big part of his life. I am sure he would want to get away from it.

    I can only say great things about Nick. If it weren’t for Nick I definitely would have one less hobby today. In my opinion, it seems that Nick has done so many great things for this industry. I know it’s hard for us to think that he is simply walking away from it.

    I hope that Nick is ok and that either him or close ones realize the importance that he has had. I know it’s a website but it seems real to me. There is nothing fake about this site really, it’s not like a chat room. It seems that then when people get together here, in real time, it is always a good time. Nick has been paramount in building a great community and I just hope that someone, being himself or close ones, realize this and that if he is walking away, at least do it with giving the community some type of closure.

    I really believe we will at least here from him.

  282. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    [Comment ID #154923 Quote]

    I have spoken with Nick Today and he has told me to look for the HSB to be up and running again Aug 1,,,,Besides having alot going on he was just sick of the BS That had been going on.Im sure you all know what he is talking about Things will change and HSB will once again be on top… Where it belongs As for you sayng its like an FU to friiends,,,I can asure you it is nothing like that.Any time i needed NIck all i had to do is pick up a phone and he is there.Like he and many others have said they are just tried of the BS and needed a break..No he is not in the hospital.or in a car accident he is fine so i hope Jon that your faith in him will not be ruined…lol…Just remember we all can do without the BS.Lord knows there is plenty of other sits for that

  283. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    This is Great News!!! I felt Nick was ok. Sometimes we get all get drained from our passions and we need to take a break so we can reenjoy our hobbies even more!

    The HSB will rise again!

  284. Gary Avatar
    Gary

    Awesome news! Maybe this time around we can make the posts here more positive and stop with all the bickering. I promise to do my part.

  285. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    🙂 I hardly ever bickered with anybody…. People use to bicker at my reviews, lol. I never understood it all… Maybe we all need to realize and be grateful for Nick and he work he does. When I first met Nick and talked to Nick all I saw was a love for a hobby. It never was about competition, etc. Maybe too much of that has happened and taken away from some of the fun. Remember, Nick does invests alot of time here… Think about it. If you love something, invest time, do you want to see people bicker back and forth? Especially in the hobby that you love.

  286. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #154998 Quote]

    Ditto!

  287. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    Jungle Jims,

    Huvason has informed me he will not be making it this weekend. Is there anybody in the Tri-State area that is going this weekend that would like to carpool and split expenses?

    email me: Gooniesfan77@aol.com

  288. Jonathan Passow Avatar

    I am relieved that Nick is fine! I am still saddened that he didn’t post he’s taking a break, but I’m not feeling as bad about it as I was before.

  289. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #151691 Quote]

    [Comment ID #151724 Quote]

    Dang truth, you change your tune more than my local radio station.

    Glad to hear that nick’s fine. Thanks for the update.

  290. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    [Comment ID #155039 Quote]

    What’s that supposed to mean DK?

  291. Uncle Big Avatar

    I see that NickWatch 2008 continues…
    According to Facebook, Nick was at the mall on Monday and taking photos of a Tabasco VW Bug and a blue truck with a big set of “blue balls” hanging from the hitch. Laura just recently had her birthday and looked like a princess in the photo.
    I’m willing to bet that Nick and Laura are quite happy and healthy living their lives as it’s their right to do with no explanation to anyone. That’s what people do in the real world.
    I’m also willing to bet Nick would like it if people would let him live his life and not be expected to explain his whereabouts and his mental state, etc, and that all of those taking offense to him doing so, would get a life of their own.
    These are my thoughts, not yours, so if you don’t like ’em, I’ve got two words for ya….GET BENT! 😉

  292. Gildo Avatar
    Gildo

    Oh, never mind, I see what you were driving at.

  293. Gary Avatar
    Gary

    [Comment ID #155043 Quote]

    Well said UB!

  294. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    [Comment ID #155043 Quote]

    We need more Uncle Big’s!

  295. CaJohn Avatar

    I’m right beside you on this on BIG. Had a long chat with MSK on this sort of thing tonight. He makes 3.

  296. arizona jack Avatar

    UB, you have email from a coin collector buddy of mine in Canada, I sent him your way.

  297. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    Woo Hoo The Blog is gonna be back! Make me number 4!

  298. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    All right UB (great to see your post)! I’m getting the warm fuzzies looking at all these posts. Just like old times.
    As for what ‘b-s’ Nick is going through, I’ll remain blissfully ignorant and wait for his return (and to Laura- a “hi” from me and Joanne. We’ll always have the steam explosion in NYC- lol!).

  299. Gary Avatar
    Gary

    Whoo hoo, number 300! Do I win a bag of chips?

  300. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    Gildo
    RWOD
    i hope i am not making fun on your alma mater…

    Yale

    Diddy was so far down by the crik, so i had to “Yale” at him to let him know fixins was on the table.

  301. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #155043 Quote]

    [Comment ID #155057 Quote]

    Well said UB. But Nick not being around isn’t the root of all the “conspiracy theories”. I think it stems from the fact that there was no common courtesy shown to the HSB communty by giving a heads up. Just a blurb, a statement that the HSB will be idling for a bit would have went a long way. Same issue as always with other things. No simple email notifications before deleting comments, or removing entire posts, or even banning someone. As always, a lot of the controversy could have been avoided with a little simple communication and courtesy.

    I do agree that Nick doesn’t owe anyone an explanation on his whereabouts. That’s his business, not anyone elses. I am glad to hear however that he is healthy and living a “normal” life. That update was refreshing to read.

    My thoughts, nobody elses. Good to see you pop in UB.

  302. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    who got banned?

  303. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    [Comment ID #155039 Quote]

    Change my tune???? I said he should have posted something.anything
    would have help.. Me talking to Nick has nothing to do with my posts.
    Dam Dk always looking for shit thats not there give it a rest

  304. GoonieNick Avatar
    GoonieNick

    Having Dave’s Insanity Flakes… Seems like he has laced them with Ultimate Insanity…. they are much hotter than last batch I had… way to go Dave!!!

  305. Buddah Avatar
    Buddah

    Will there be any Weekend of Fire coverage here at the HSB? Well I figure since the Miami Zestfest and the Houston Hot Sauce shows were cancelled, there might be some talk to the next big show here. Of course, I do believe someone referred to the Event coordinator as an idiot not too long ago, so maybe not. Well not idiot in a direct sort of way, but I do believe he was offended by the remark.

    Anyway, for those that do not know, this upcoming weekend this is a show right outside the Cincinnati, Ohio area for August 2-3. This show is called the Weekend of Fire and it is located at Jungle Jim’s International Market in Fairfield, Ohio. There will be vendors in attendance from all over the country including CaJohn’s & Blair’s to name a few. Come out and support this Chilehead Event which also includes the World Championship Defcon Deathmatch after the Saturday Night show is closed. For additional Info go here:

    http://www.junglejims.com/departments/jungle_jims_international_hot_sauce_weekendoffire_2008.asp

    I will those there that come by the Blogger’s booth. Thanks and have a great weekend all!!!

  306. the truth Avatar
    the truth

    [Comment ID #155534 Quote]

    Buddah.
    Why is t that you feel the need to keep bringing the past shit up..Yes i said he was an idiot..I made that comment and i stand by it…he is a big boy he will get over it.HSB had nothing to do with my comments.so as far as WOF not being plug on HSB???…Well you seem like a smart guy.Im sure you can figure that one out…

    I wish Bret and others nothing but the best for that weekend.Sounds like you guy will have a great time..Enjoy!!!!

  307. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    [Comment ID #155566 Quote]
    WOF is not about Bret or Buddah, or any other single person. It is a hot sauce show. No matter who sets it up, it is worthy of coverage on any spicy food blog. Remember they have over 50 vendors selling all forms of spicy goodness. If you can, get out to the show and buy some stuff. If you are stuck reading about it like me, just follow along jealously and plan better next year! The only thing that you can say that everyone has in common is a love for spicy food.

    I know Joe and Linda Levinson, and Jonathan Passow will be there so that covers one of the spicy blogs. DK, Tracy Campbell, Buddah, and many others have another spicy blog covered. Ethan will be there as well as the Creator, they both have written a few very nice pieces for the HSB, maybe they could do a little coverage for us.

    I know I would appreciate it. I enjoy hearing different points of view on the same event.

    Good luck and safe travels to all!!!

  308. ChileHeadEd Avatar
    ChileHeadEd

    I wish I could go! I know I am going to be there next year for sure!

  309. jayt Avatar
    jayt

    You know I used to post on here pretty regularly for a while, and I kind of stopped when all the new posts stopped. When I did come back to check out the site all I usually found was bickering. I am not here now to stir up stuff, just as a disappointed chilehead that used to love this site. I don’t know what is going on with Nick and other than hoping all is well, don’t really care. What has really kept me from here is all the immature and useless infighting that I do not find on the “other” blog to which I belong. I joined both at the same time and used to post here twice as much as there, but now I am on there daily and here for a few fleeting moments once a week maybe. I hope the HSB does come back as someone said, but I also hope when it does some people can use it for what it was intended, a place to share stores, opinions, questions, etc on hot sauce. Just my opinion, but after reading 309 comments to get here I thought I deserved to give it. Hello to those of you that know me and maybe haven’t talked to me in a while, and I mean no personal offense to the rest of you.