SELLING MY LEFT NUT FOR CHARITY !!!! We at Super Spicy Dot Com would like to put up another auction for our great friend, Jim Campbell, from Step up for Charity dot org. I am willing to sell my left nut to help this great guy and great cause !!!
Although I like Jim and his cause, I am only willing to sell my left nut, not the right nut. All bids on the right nut will be cancelled, besides, only a nutcase ( no pun intended ) would sell BOTH his nuts on ebay.
Also included in this auction will be a signed set of 3 Illegal Alien hot sauces, AND a signed Red Savina Death in the Desert hot sauce.
As with our last charity auction for STEP UP FOR CHARITY DOT ORG, I will continue to add goodies as the price goes up.
As an added incentive, I have even SIGNED my left nut. Yes, it was difficult, but I some how managed to sign it.
NO BIDS ON MY RIGHT NUT WILL BE ACCEPTED !!!!!!
I still need at least 1 nut !!!!!!
Rules: Buyer will pay no shipping, I will pay all shipping, listing fees and commisions on this auction.
REMEMBER !!!!!!
THE MORE YOU BID, THE MORE YOU GET !!!!!!
OUR LAST AUCTION INCLUDED A BUNCH OF JERKY, WINNERS CHOICE !!!!!!
COME ON FOLKS…LETS STEP UP !!!
100% OF $$$ WILL GO TO STEP UP !!!
eBay Auction Here
19 responses to “Arizona Jack is Selling His Left Nut!”
Nuts! That is what you are! 😮 But it is all for a good cause!
It is a great cause! Now you can be just like Lance Armstrong!
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Now He will lean to the right.
Hmmm, those nuts look a little wrinkly. LOL!
After this auction we’ll all have to refer to Jack as the OnederNut.
Just got in from visiting family to find this- you’re too kind sir! 🙂
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We’ll also assume you’re only recently married if you still have one to spare 😛
At least you still have yours, I haven’t seen mine since I got married
….hope michelle does not see this one!!!!!
miss you all, see you in NM
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Thank You Jim, We are going to try and end the year off with a bang for Step Up. Big Show and I have something special for early next year, so I had to get this one out of the way first. Lets have fun with it, I know I will.
Thank You chiliheads !!!!!
Aj
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i second that. since the conception of my child, mine have decenegrated along with my dignity at times. marriage is such a trying time. i wish i could be a 19 year old big man on campus frat boy again.
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What did you say? You wished you where a Yankee
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Hell, I just wish I was 19 again. OK, maybe 21, but no older!
Wow, This is going extremely well… my thanks to all involved in making this happen! Jacks still walking funny but he has the nut to spare…
WTF…..What happened to the Auction?
It is gone, something ebay didn’t like I guess?
I just noticed that… Jack will see soon enough. He’ll elaborate I suspect… but greed-bay strikes again!
Ahhh, Greed-bay strikes again!!! Here’s the story:
Ebay does not like the words “dot com” and we used them in our listing, “We at Superspicy dot com”. They also only allow charity listing if your registered with ebay. Go, figure, there have been multiple auctions for Step Up that were succesful, but they did not like mine. The left nut had nothing to do with it.
I will try again, same auction, without the dot com thing. I also expect trouble with our store name. May have to change it.
Jim, I know your watching, I am sincerely sorry, and will make every effort to get this back up for you. Ebay is seriously becomming a problem, thats why we went to our own site in the 1st place. If the auction is not successful again, I will personally honor the last highest bid myself. I believe it was @ $280 when cancelled.
Aj
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AJ, EBAY only lets you list something as charity if it is an approved charity by them. Now there are ways to skirt the issue. One way is to not use the word “charity” in your listing. Be creative. That is how we did it. Creative wording. I just kept re wording it until the warning flag didn’t come up anymore. I know nothing about the dot com stuff. Sorry. Good luck!
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Yep, Thanks Jodie. I saw the flags when I listed but ignored it. Me bad.
I will relist the whole package all together tommorow night so it will end on a Sunday night when everybody is home and able to bid.
Great advise, lets trick ebay, lol.
Aj
Jack- you have absolutely *nothing* to apologize for!! Thank you very much for your efforts on behalf of the StepUp Charities. Whatever it brings is what it brings 🙂
Drawing for the stair stepper tomorrow. Didn’t sell very many raffle tickets- somebody’s going to get a very good deal 😉