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Captain Capsicum

eman has revealed his alter ego: CAPTAIN CAPSICUM – super hero powers include collecting bottles from around the world, sucking down bottles of hot sauce and making people laugh so hard they almost wet themselves.

Captain Capsicum

Captain Capsicum in Action

Captain Capsicum At Work
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Semi-Legal Note: The HSB cannot be held responsible for any divorces that occur because grown men force thier wives to take pictures of them dressed as chilehead crusaders. But as a side note, if you ever get any grief just remind her what my wife has to go through.

Nick Lindauer

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38 responses to “Captain Capsicum”

  1. huvason Avatar
    huvason

    This place is getting scarier (sp? – gee wouldn’t a spell check be nice ๐Ÿ™‚ ) every time I log in.

    GREAT STUFF!!!!

    -=john=-

  2. chris k Avatar
    chris k

    Hey Nick, You are soon going to need a disclaimer that you cannot proceed (into the HSB) unless your are 18! (or unaffected by strange pictures). Imagine a poor unsuspecting person as they enter the HSB for the first time and see these??? lol

  3. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    With all these crazy pics coming out I think its about time we get another of the Hot Sauce Hottie to balance things out!

  4. Daniel Avatar

    Now thats a helmet!, what sauce is getting piped through the beer straw? Oh is it Origional Death. Yea I can see that. Mine would be Yucateco.

  5. chris k Avatar
    chris k

    Hey eman,
    No prototype Caldera on your headgear?
    That would be some helmet. (and a bit risky if you dropped it)

  6. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    Goodness that is quite the picture. Very…amusing! haha

  7. MattUK Avatar
    MattUK

    I’ve got to agree with huvason this place is getting scarier each time I come on the HSB

  8. DEFCON Creator Avatar

    “Why be normal?”
    Normal is boring.

  9. Mad_Reilly Avatar
    Mad_Reilly

    We should have a Hot Sauce Hottie Pagent!

  10. DK Avatar
    DK

    I just hope the recent pics are not of the contestants! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    So that’s it huh…..

    Ya gotta wear Brain protection to get a photo on here…..LOL

    Classic! (hope that tube is hooked up to vodka)

  12. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    Great pics Eman, need to get you a sidekick ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. eman Avatar
    eman

    The SAUCY AVENGER?

  14. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    ๐Ÿ˜ Can’t use avenger…that’s my thing

  15. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    But then again, I’m the “Smoking Avenger”…its my ebay handle. I guess the Saucy Avenger would work.

  16. huvason Avatar
    huvason

    “We should have a Hot Sauce Hottie Pagent! ”
    Hopefully you mean WOMEN (wives, Girlfriends,etc). I’m not sure if I could stomach eman in a bikini ๐Ÿ™‚

    -=john=-

  17. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    if I shaved and stuffed I would be HOT in a bikini! :-)…did I just type that?

  18. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    OK….This has gone far enough. We do need some Hot Sauce Hotties!!!!

    I’m taking a photo of the my Betty tonight with some Hot Sauce. She doesn’t need to shave or Stuff…hahaha

  19. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    I do the same, but I have a hard enough time getting my wife to take a picture of me, let alone her with a hot sauce bottle.

  20. eman Avatar
    eman

    RYAN ….I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

    “Captain Capsicum” and his side kick “Special Sauce”

  21. huvason Avatar
    huvason

    Funny stuff here! In my office they call me “Captain Capsaicin” and the other guy who heats hot stuff is called “Habanero Boy”

    I think we need to make a rule here- NO MEN IN BIKINI’s, shaved or not.

    I will try and get my wife to pose with the some this week!
    -=john=-

  22. eman Avatar
    eman

    (in old radio announcers voice)
    … BE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR THE UP COMMING ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN CAPSICUM AND HIS TRUSTY SIDE KICK,SPECIAL SAUCE…….
    da…da..dummmmmmmm

    same saucy time…same saucy channel!

  23. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    No…be sure to see my Hot sauce Hottie, holding bottle # 43 of 73 Mega Death!

  24. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    Photo sent ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. eman Avatar
    eman

    yes women….me like

  26. chris k Avatar
    chris k

    eman, I just noticed in your last picture (of CC) that you are looking at ryan on the HSB on your computer screen
    somehow ryan shows up again! lol

  27. eman Avatar
    eman

    yeah, he is always stealing the spotlight…it’s not easy being a superhero

  28. clint Avatar
    clint

    Powers also include- Ass of Steel

  29. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Hi everyone!!! Im Jay and im pretty new to the hot sauce scene. Although ive been a Hot Sauce Addict my whole life (im 24 years old). I live in Northeast PA and I wish there were guys like this that i can relate to. I think its awesome!!!!
    Thanks everyone!!!
    Jay

  30. eman Avatar
    eman

    Welcome aboard JAY!

  31. jay Avatar
    jay

    Thanks Eman

  32. huvason Avatar
    huvason

    Welcome Jay, this is the place for hot sauce “freaks”

  33. jay Avatar
    jay

    Thanks huvason!!! I already feel like im at home lol!!!

  34. Daniel Avatar

    Welcome Jay.

  35. loco luna brian Avatar

    Just sent you and email, eman.

  36. nat Avatar
    nat

    [Comment ID #13979 Quote] That would be very very very risky .

  37. nat Avatar
    nat

    If it were mine and I dropped It I think I might die of depression!!boo hoo hoo!!