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Voting will remain open until Monday evening – the caption with the highest number of votes will win a special Defcon Batch #2 Zero. You can read all the captions here. The runner up will recieve a $25 gift certificate to SNS – vote away! Any suspected ballot stuffing will be removed.
74 responses to “Caption Contest #1 – Final Five”
LOL! well his ass is good for something after all 😛 that just cracks me up. whoever did that caption, hats off to ya man it’s great!
I’ll be honest here, I’m too lazy to read through all the captions for this. I think the one about me pulling captions out of the cat since I’ve pulled so many out of my own ass is funnier than sh*t…cause its soooo true. I’d like to know who said that so I can personally thank him/her personally for having a good sense of humor. Rock on guys and gals!
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LMAO I just scrolled through all those dang captions, I found it and know who did it. what a guy!!
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DK! That was awesome!! I love it. I actually placed my vote for that one. Good luck!
You know, how did this picture end up on here back at the top.
I almost lost it when it came up, brings back to many memories, huh ryan????
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many many many late nights and jyous snickers later we are finally nearing the end. Thank you for the end Creator 😀
Should be: “It puts the hot sauce on its tongue, It does this when it’s told, It puts the hot sauce on its tongue. And then it needs the hose…”
😉
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I hear what your saying Mrs Ryan 😉
but its that picture, it… it… it just says a thousand (funny) words…
ryan, I need help.
I am so close to starting this whole caption thing again, I cant help it, its that damn picture…lol
ROFL omg Chris, I think you need to quit looking at it, your tummy is gonna hurt if you don’t. I do think that Creator was a great sport about all this, hopefully nothing was taken to personally, it is a cute cat, I can see why he liked holding it. 😀
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Honestly, I’m over the whole fiasco. I have a tendency to dwell on things, which is a habbit I’ve been working on overcoming for a while now. I know this sounds like I’m kissing ass, I’m not, I just think its time that what happened be let go. Creator, though it took a while, did come out and give us answers which is what I was looking for. One thing I know about people in general is that we often have the expectation of others to think the same as we do. This just isn’t the case. I admit this is a fault in me that has had an affect not just here on the blog, but in my personal life as well. Though we may not like everthing that people do, and we don’t HAVE to like it, but we do need to be somewhat tolerant of peoples’ individualtiy. I can respect what the Creator did, I may not agree or like the way he went about things, but can respect it. Everybody knows I don’t exactly follow the same line of thinking as everyone else, or go about things in the same way. I do’t ask that people like it or agree with it, but I do ask that people just accept the fact that is the way I am. I DO however expect people to call BS on me as I do to others. With that said, lets let bygones be bygones and move forward.
Maybe we should call it the Hot Sauce and Group therapy Blog, for those with the hot head and hot sauce addictions 🙂
just a thought dont shoot the messenger, it was her idea!~ 🙂
lmao good morning/afternoon pmac, I think that’s a great idea. 😀 no shooting the messenger, he is actually kinda funny
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I hear you ryan, but my point is I cant stop laughing everytime I look at this picture.
No harm toward Creator here, I just bust up. I am not thinking bad or derogatory comments, just ones that fit.
If you called me right now, you would know cause I cant talk.
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Sign me up, can I get an appointment today? 🙂
CHRIS, BACK AWAY FROM THE PICTURE. it will be alright. step outside take deep cleansing breathes. 😉
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Glad to hear it man! I know how you feel, I have the urge to caption it more as well. Alas I have to get ready to go spend the day with the wife and kid (daughter is with grandparents for the weekend). I’ll cath ya’ll later…continue rocking
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you had me at sign me up, err Hello!
Your appointment began 1268 comments ago, and I will bet you didn’t even know, did you? See therapy is not as painful as you thought is it now!? 🙂
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Whaddya mean, i say whaddya meeeeannn kinda funny?
In a haha way or a peculiar sorta way?
Just for the record, I anm good with either way. 😛
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I cant get away from it.
I saved it to my PC so now I will alwyas have it 😉
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Damn, your right pmac, no pain.
I just looked over at that number. How’d that happen??? 😉
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I don’t think your peculiar, much anyway.
I do think your hilarious, you have such a way with words. LOL
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It happened when you stopped having a life 😛
please refrain from commenting on the fact that I am on the top 20 commentors….. I stopped havin a life when i discovered I do in fact like this blog, and I do in fact like hot sauce. my hubby has corrupted me 😀
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stopped having a life????
my life has never been better, besides, I dont tell all you guys here everything!!! only what you need to know 🙂
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now chris, how can we be sure of that? LOL, I do think I’ll start calling you booger 😛
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Corrupted you? C’mon, you know the saying behind every man…
You have probably been coaching him from day one. But he started to resis, almost wanting to have some independant thought, and my guess is you saw no way of stopping this transformation to independance, so you got in while the getting was good. So we could not tell where he took over and you left off :)… something like that 😀
Besides those ideas, really who is moving up the commentors list at an exponential rate! 🙂 You have no one holding you back anymore, free to unleash the madness within the heat infected mind. Within its carnage lies… A woman scorned! Hell have mercy on our souls.
She has arrived!!!
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pmac, you have an excellent understanding of a womans mind. ROFL, omg you have done it once again.
I know how it is Ryan,
I wear the pants in the family. the skirt rules
I run the household….when she’s not here 🙁
I am the BOSS, when we rollplay
hrm.
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you’ll have to trust me I guess 😉
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Thanks guys, when I posted it I was hoping you would take it in jest. 🙂 I still owe ya for finding me that 3AM Ryan, so never any ill intent here.
And yea, I voted for it also. 😉
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rofl, DK I have to tell you that was a great way to start the morning!
What happens in the event of a tie? Is there any way to see the actual number of votes for each caption? If you go by percentage, then there’s X.YZ votes which is, in reality, impossible.
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I can see the number of votes. In the event of a tie, I’ll figure something out…
Ok sorry me and Kristi just came up with this one and we HAVE to write it …… Yeah Yeah we know the contest is over…
Sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle 🙂
Nick went out to Defcon day
Ate wings and got real wacky
Put his finger up his A**
And pulled out Cakalacky
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great that is now stuck in my head, I will never think of yankee doosle the same again….. :P:P
doodle* see I told you it wouldn’t be the same :'(
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Oh, I see. Its ok to get on my case about the caption picture. Now lets see what happens since this is stuck in your head…lol 🙂
Just go stare at my evil little kitty picture, it should help. 🙂
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LMAO I’ll leave the kitty pics to chris…..
First time blogger here. Saw the picture to be captioned you were all discussing, but before seeing the comments, I didn’t know it was a cat. I thought it was a wolverine from the planet Capsaicin or a Dark Side Opossum from the planet Pepper. Needless to say I have a lot to learn about hot sauces, not to mention cats.
BTW, Mrs Ryan, you can get the Yankee Doodle tune out of your head by whistling a few bars of Winchester Cathedral. This works for any song that gets stuck.
Why Thank you Mr. Skinny…. and wecome to the blog 😉
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Welcome! Hang around for a while cause things get interesting quite often!!
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Yea that does work…so does the “King of the Road” tune by Roger Miller..you young bucks probably don’t remember him..
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Welcome aboard “Clackamas Skinny”. Nice to see you taking an interest. 😛 Its good to know someone else here has a good imagination. I will not mention what I thought the cat was, but let me tell ya, it definately wasn’t a cat. Should you have any questions about hot sauce, this is the place to get answers…you could also just give me a call 😀 Enjoy your stay!
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Skinny is no young buck, Tracy, but I for one have no idea how that tune goes 😛
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I’ll have to sing ya a few bars next time we talk..hehehe
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It would be awesome of you to serinade me over the phone 😀 Damn, and to think I’m already married 😛
dudes is there something you want to share with the rest of us?
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Yeah, Tracy can provide me with things you just can’t…hot sauce 😛
“Clackamas”…”Cakalacky” Any relation???
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I was pontificating the same thing! Speak up 😀
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Clackamas is the town I grew up in. It’s a suburb of SE Portland, OR. Clackamas Skinny is my father 😀
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Good enough! Welcome Clackamas Skinny! You got quite some son there!!!
Well there we go! We know where the name most likely came from. I can’t say I have heard of it before. Cool name for a town no doubt
Mrs. Ryan, that woman on the right in the pic up top is Mrs. CaJohn, she is also known as Wicked Wanza (her given 1st name, Wanza, not Wicked) I’m trying to get her to post, but she prefers to lurk. Any suggestions on how I can convince her?
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A lot of the names places and things here in the NW originate from Native American language. You hear more of it in Washington than you do in Oregon, but that’s where it comes from. The Mrs. and I live in Tualatin (Too-All-Uh-Tin) which is a part of SW Portland.
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Thats cool. My home in MS has lots of Native American names as well. I used to live in Bogue Chitto. If you want some weird names though head to the New Orleans area. I won’t even begin to try and spell those.
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She’s on the phone conducting business at the moment, but I can tell you how I got her to do it…First I got myself a cattleprod, then fastened a computer screen to the bathtub wall. Filled the bathtub with a couple inches of water, tied her up, taped her eyelids open, logged onto the blog, stood her in the bathtub and made her look at the computer monitor while continuously clicking “refresh” and periodically sticking the cattle prod in the water to give her a nice jolt. Couple hours of that and she was hooked 😀 Let me know if ya need any help
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Hello Mrs. CaJohn 😀 it’s nice to see you. (in the pic that is 😉 ) so your hubby tells me that you like to lurk… I did to for about a day and then someone had to say something that got me going…I think it was the caption this thing… anyway, I would be very interested in talking to you when you feel up to making a post 😀 it’s not to hard and your fingers only cramp a little until you get used to tying so much 😉
OK I admit it, clackamas skinny is my father in law 😀 he’s cool and quite funny
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I bet none of you can guess where that cattle prod is going next 😀 😉
Well now, where y’all goin’ with that truck of hot sauces? Thanks for the welcome to the HSB. I won’t likely post too many comments as I do have a real life now that Ryan has moved out of the house. But I have enjoyed seeing what has been going on recently. I just wanted to throw my two cents worth in on that cat. BTW I do speak fluent Hungarian so if you need any translations, let me know. I’m gone for tonite.
Oh, I forgot! King of the Road…Trailers for sale or rent; rooms to let fifty cents; no phone, no pool, no pets; (something about cigarettes); I’m a man of means by no means, King of the Road…I may be old but I can still remember. Hot sauces haven’t totally destroyed my neurons.
Now that you got me started…there is another Roger Miller song that all you chiliheads should love. In fact it should be your anthem. It goes something like this: Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug. Pepper squeezin’s from a wax sealed jar. Burns your tummy don’t you know. Makes you wanna holler Hi De Ho. Ooooh I run ten miles.
And that (something about cigarettes) goes…aint go no cigarettes; two hours of pushin’ broom buys an 8 by 12 four bit room; I’m a man of means…..next verse goes something like…Old stogies I have found; short but not too big around
A classic song! That is one song I randomly get in my head and its hard to get out. Thanks for getting me started for the day. Work should be a blast 🙂
Why is the voting still going on? I thought this was supposed to be over last night?
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Off topic here,
ryan its already in route to eman…soon! ha ha 😉
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Groov man, can’t wait! 😀
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Yep, I was wondering the same thing. Are gonna go ’til next Monday now?
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I pulled the results last night – people can continue to vote, but the final results are complete.
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Cool Nick, thanks 🙂
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Thanks Nick. 🙂
And the winner is!! ?? ……………………
Gonna go work on my Pimp the Sauce entry in the meantime. 🙂 Probably have it ready tonight. I hope. Plenty of time, gotta keep telling myself that. Of course if all goes as usual I will be scrambling at the last minute to get it submitted! 🙂