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Caption Contest #2 – Final Five

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Caption Contest #2 Picture

Voting will remain open until Monday evening – the caption with the highest number of votes will win the Defcon Batch #2 Zero that I won after eating all those wings (you’d better treat it right!). You can read all the captions here. The runner up will recieve a $25 gift certificate to SNS – vote away! Any suspected ballot stuffing will be removed.

Honorable Mentions:

  • Comment # 16 – If you think this looks bad, you should see the other end!
    By: loco luna brian
  • Comment # 18 – I bleed capsaicin!!!
    By: jimr
  • Comment # 50 – Lucky for you, this picture is only from the waist up
    By: loco luna brian
  • Comment # 71 – Do I want them hotter? Your Damn Right I Do!!!
    By: CaJohn
  • Comment # 82
    Nick Lindauer Sat in the corner,
    Eating a Christmas pie;
    He put in his thumb,
    And pulled out a plum,
    And said,
    That wasn’t no *%$# Plum!
    By: DK
  • Comment # 86 – “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his thumb with some Defcon 1 and a nice chianti.” – Hannibal Lindauer
    By: DK
  • Comment # 100 – God I have got to get my ears cleaned
    By: Spencer
  • Comment # 103 – No more wings? this will have to do…
    By: Ryan
  • Comment # 123 – Defcon Sauce: Chicken Wing Tested, Nick Approved
    By: VooDoo
  • Comment # 203 – After eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
    By: eman
  • Comment # 228 – This is what happens when you go to NJ bars
    By: VooDoo
  • Comment # 363
    52 Defcon Wings $18
    9 Miller Lites $26
    Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless
    By: Lee@DC
  • Comment # 389 – There once was a man from the city
    He drank so much beer he got sh-tty
    While eating wings of DEFCON ONE
    He said help “I can’t see my thumb”
    But look at my face ain’t it pretty
    By: huvason
  • Comment # 648 – To the Johnny Cash tune: I jammed my thumb into a burning ring of fire
    By: Ryan
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23 responses to “Caption Contest #2 – Final Five”

  1. DK Avatar
    DK

    Wow, so many good captions this time Nick gives honorable mentions! Lots more to choose from this time as well. Can’t wait to see the next one.

    Good luck to those in the top 5! Now to go find out who I voted for. 🙂

  2. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    Good luck guys! I have not placed my vote yet, letting the wife use our home network to vote since we have the same IP address. Nick, thanks for the honorable mentions, that was really cool of you.

  3. Lisa Avatar

    how do you vote, cant find it 😛

  4. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    Lisa looks like reorder on monday sold out mango today and about 8 cry babys left talk to monday. Bret

  5. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    [Comment ID #27339 Quote]

    Lisa, at the top of this thread there are little circle thingies. Click the one next the caption you want to vote for. If you can’t see them, you need to adjust your internet settings.

  6. Lisa Avatar

    Ryan, all i see is the percentages. helppp me 🙂

  7. Lisa Avatar

    ok Ryan, i think i got it, me and doug share an ip address so thats what I think it is

  8. Mrs.Ryan Avatar
    Mrs.Ryan

    Lisa, if all your seeing is percentages someone already voted using your IP address, you’ll have to vote from another computer

  9. Mrs.Ryan Avatar
    Mrs.Ryan

    Ryan and I share a network too so he votes at work 😀

  10. eman Avatar
    eman

    Just wanted to check in. Been hanging drywall all day in the babys room. Lots of fun I say!!
    Will be on tonight!!

    see ya

  11. Mrs.Ryan Avatar
    Mrs.Ryan

    looking forward to it eman, say hi to the mrs for me 😀

  12. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    [Comment ID #27351 Quote]
    oh I see how it is…waiting til I’m gone for the night to start participating. I’ll get you next time gadget…nest time 😛

  13. Cheffy Avatar
    Cheffy

    Killer captions!! I’ll bet that was no easy task breaking it down to this small list in lieu of the many captions I saw posted.

  14. Lisa Avatar

    when is the contest over?

  15. Cheffy Avatar
    Cheffy

    [Comment ID #27945 Quote]

    I was wondering the same thing.

  16. CaJohn Avatar

    Voting will remain open until Monday evening – the caption with the highest number of votes will win the Defcon Batch #2 Zero that I won after eating all those wings (you’d better treat it right!). You can read all the captions here. The runner up will recieve a $25 gift certificate to SNS – vote away! Any suspected ballot stuffing will be removed.

    Hey guys, it’s at the top of the page, right under the pic…

  17. Lisa Avatar

    monday came and went cajohn 🙂

  18. Nick Lindauer Avatar

    Anthony is the winner, but he’s in Cuba now – so I’m waiting to here from him what he would like for the prize – the Zero or something else since he has 1 already.

  19. huvason Avatar
    huvason

    [Comment ID #28307 Quote]

    Nick – he just sent me an email. He wants you to ship it to me for safe keeping 🙂

  20. Lisa Avatar

    and who won the 2nd place prize? 🙂

  21. Nick Lindauer Avatar

    That would be you Lisa – but your prize depends on what Anthony wants, if he doesn’t want the Zero, then it’s yours.

  22. Lisa Avatar

    yeahhhy 🙂 we have a plan for our prize whatever it is, ill email you with the details… thanks

  23. Lisa Avatar

    Did we figure out what Anthony wants yet ? 🙂