Caption This Contest #3

Oh lord, the number of pictures that could be used for a caption this contest after ZF are simply mind blowing. Choosing the first victim was not an easy task. What you need to know about this picture – that’s the Truth & Chris K is behind him, doing… well I don’t really know.
Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize: Some Jersey Boyz Jerky & a bottle of THT Toxic Tonic (plus some assorted freebies)
Entry Due Date: EOD 09/15/06 (changed by 1 day due to the shear volume of comments – keep em coming!)
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, we don’t want to scar new readers)