Defcon 1st Annual Wing Eating Contest


Let the games begin


Round 1


After slowing down, Mad threatens to put Cackalacky on his.


The Winner


I can’t feel my face


52 wings later…


Look out captain, I think he’s gonna blow


Now its starting to burn

4 plates of wings covered in Defcon 1 are nothing to mess with. Had I known I would have to down 52 of those suckers, I would have not eaten 2 plates of Defcon 2 wings earlier in the day. It wasn’t the heat that got to me but the sheer volume of wings. At the end, I did steal Mad’s beer (you’re a good friend) to wash it all down and the last 3 wings immediately evacuated my system, but all is good now. I’m quite surprised my stomach isn’t more upset, although last night it did feel like I was about to give birth to one really pissed off chicken.

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