Well after a long recovery from the double penetration to the head and after a few weeks in the hospital and countless labodomy’s later, Homunucleus decided to take a little vacation in sunny San Diego. He traveled well, tried to pick up a sweet little flight attendant thinking that his scars would win her over (I guess size mattered to “Peggy”).
Upon arriving at the fabulous Hilton on Mission Bay, he layed out by the pool trying to catch up on some rays. Next morning, off to the one and only Sea World.
Homu posed next to Shamu and admired some baby look-a-like porposus’s, caught a stupendous dolphin act, and viewed some ferocious man eating sharks.
The night scene was fantastic in Pacific Beach, just down the road. Rumor has it that Pacific Beach had some great Gentlemen’s Clubs and that’s how Homu likes to roll. Unfortunately, we will not be able to upload those pictures due to the PG-13 rating of the site.
All in all, a wonderful time had by all. Keep an eye out for more updates from one of America’s best traveler’s.
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