Below are 3 new labels for Arizona Jack’s line of hot sauces. SuperSpicy.com is looking to add 1 more label to their line and would like the HSBers to come up with the illegal alien activity that will be featured on the label.
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Leave a comment with your suggested Illegal Alien activity, the top 5 will be selected for HSBers to vote on and the top 3 will receive prizes from the SuperSpicy.com crew.
55 responses to “Help Design an Illegal Alien Label”
Of the 3 i’m diggin the middle one.. The one with the leaf blower i believe
Let’s see……house cleaners, day construction workers, side of the road fruit stands, selling ornages on the side of the road-usually by the Freeways exits and entrances (not really the same as a fruit stand. if you ever saw this activity in Cali you would understand.), day laborers (you can pick them up on the corners in warmer states and by the Home Depot around here),……That is what I can think of off the top of my head. 😉
BTW love the whole landscaper thing!
One more…out int the orchards picking fruit off the trees.
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Don’t forget workers at Jungle Jim’s
Flippin’ burgers or washing dishes, they are mostly kitchen help in Columbus.
The bottom label is quite disturbing, perhaps that’s were the lettuce E.Coli bacteria outbreak started. What is the alien actually doing to that lettuce head?
Why picking big fat glowing red habaneros-Of course!!
car washer
Construction workers, house cleaners, car washers, migrant fuit workers, dish washer, food server, lawn service, carpentry, guys on siesta proping up buildings with their backs…
gang banger?
I like the lawnmower myself. What’s that hanging out of his mouth? His tounge? A cigarette (or reefer)? And where can I pick me up one of those fancy lawnmowers? Is it anti-matter propelled?
Idea for future picture- a bunch of aliens down at the car wash waxing my truck!
apple pickers/ tomato laborers ,picking ,planting, tractor drivers,feild packers, line sorters,dragon operators,washing ,waxing tomatos , washing windsheilds, selling news papers on really dangerous streets like in Tampa on hillsbourough ave .landscapings good but its played out , down here in the south where americans are the minority.if your looking for funny do a burrito bus , or aka( roach-coach)shaped like a flying saucer selling tacos out the side with a line of field pickers.
I vote lawnmower. Love the gold rims and custom flame-job, Ese.
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There 3 are already in production, we are looking for the 4th design.
THANK YOU !!!
BTW: These labels are printing today. They will be up on the site hopefully by the end of today, the artwork went directly to Nick as soon as I got them.
Also, the artist is David Curtis, a graduate of the Al Collin’s school of graphic arts here in Phoenix, AZ. He is available for other projects, let me know if you need contact info.
Illegal Alien sauce is a mild cayenne vinegar based sauce, it is my wifes favorite.
I say you do a label that just cuts to the chase. Have a redneck holding a shot gun in front of a barbed-wire fence kinda looking off to the side and have one of these alien fellers stradling the top of the fence with a pair of wire/bolt cutters in hand. The border jumper version. Maybe have a UFO flying off in the upper corner of the prime display area as it it just dropped him off.
here’s another one. Have an alien driving a Flying Saucer through one of the check lanes at the border with a bunch of his buddies in the back…maybe do a half pickup truck/flying saucer deal…throw some chickens back there too…just a thought.
You could alwasy do one dressed in the most whorish clothing working a corner 😀
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LOL, as usual, my timing is perfect. AzRich is in California at a wedding.
Contact me thru the site for purchase until Rich gets back. I dont know how to add products to the site myself.
Grafitti artist?
i’M OUT OF HERE. OFF TO TENN
How about a clandestine Illegal Alien migrgant camp where their space suits are all hung up on a clothes line and they live in their dilapidated space ships?
Just a thought.
I still like my pepper picker idea but how about standing behind like a lemonade stand in full attire selling hot sauce-complete with ball and chain
Let’s not forget the coyote!
Many great ideas, THANK YOU !!!!
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Caracuture of you tied to a steak getting shot or burned at the stake by alien
Low rider mini van, anyone?
LMAO OMG NICK I was thinking the same thing.
What about having a label with the US mexican border fence and some aliens selling hot sauce through it…….
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that would be tied to a STAKE, not STEAK, geez Huv are you hungry
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don’t forget all the chrom, tassels, hydrolics, etc… packed with 10 families.
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LOL – no – just did it on the blackberry while driving 🙂 How are your mrs. R. Hope all is well. Need to talk to Ryan this weekend…. need some label work!
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I think that may be a west coast phenomenon – haven’t seen any low riders (mini vans or otherwise) here in NYC
Man I miss Oregon..
how bout alien crusin around on a low riden tractor
Ha! Those are great labels and everyone had great new ideas. But, one I haven’t seen on here were 20 illegals living in one apartment. Have a caricature of an apartment building with aliens hanging out of every nook and cranny.
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You forget that only half to a third of them are home at one time. One fraction is home, while the other are at work…different shifts… I swear that’s how they do it 😛
Now that I think about it, this whole illegal alien thing was done a long time ago… look at the Cheech Marin sauces 😛
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Nick, a low rider in NYC would disappear in a pothole. LOL!
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True story, on Halloween vans full of kids filled our neighborhood !!!
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Really? I must investigate.
Without a doubt #2 is the best to go with the High Quality of the sauce. Not for the meek or whoosy.
Steady user
Roger
How about an old stakebed pick up, like in the beverly hillbillys with about 50 of them in the back holding rakes and pitchforks wearing overalls on their way to work.
Ideas:
1.Have a big hole dug in the ground with the alien peeking his head out of a hole on the other side of the fence.
2. Have him leaning up against the fence sleeping.
3. Have him shaking hands with “President” Bush 😉
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Welcome jon…..
[Comment ID #67183 Quote] Hey dude!
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I like 2, but no President on the label, sorry
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So-k. I just threw that one out there for the fun of it.
Hey I’m the guy that designed, and created the Illegal Alien labels. I’m enjoying reading all the comments, and ideas for the fourth label. There is some that I really like, and would like to do all, but there is only going to be one chosen so good luck.
To contact me about artwork please email me at DCurtisART@gmail.com
When is the end of the suggestions and the start of the voting? And “LabelArtist”, I love how these labels are sequential (with the sun setting)
Well, thank you for your comment. As fas as the specifics on when the end of the suggestions are, and when the voting begins. . .? ? ?
That’s up to Arizona Jack.
We’ll give it untill midnight Tuesday 11-7
Some good ideas here , huh David?
Don’t forget to give the Alien a big “rubber head”! lol
Well they’re all cooks here and ride their bicycles to work. So on a bike, with a chef’s hat on his big “rubber head”
You could have him standing next to a donkey selling pictures!
or selling t-shirts and cattle skulls. (oh wait, they’re not illegal when they’re home!..lol)
whatever the choice is make sure he is wearing a helmet, head protection is a must…..lol
are there going to be action figures with this line?
After getting my car washed yesterday, I’m thinking car washer… with like 10 mystery pink bottles and like 5 rags
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Talk about a car wash…
Its been pouring here all day, like im in the tropics…