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Not a Tamale

This is not a tamale. I don’t care what the menu said, this is not a tamale. It looks more like cat food. And believe me, it sure didn’t taste like chicken.
Lesson #1: When a restaurant specializes in Empanadas to the point where it’s in the name, don’t try anything else on the menu. Stick with the empanadas.

Lesson #2: Don’t eat it. It’s not worth wasting the perfectly good hot sauce on.

Needless to say, I cannot recommend anything from Empanada Mama except the empanada’s (which are still excellent).

Nick Lindauer

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30 responses to “Not a Tamale”

  1. MattUK Avatar
    MattUK

    That really doesn’t look the best. The only place I would put that is in the bin. Looks more like fish than chicken (and I hate fish!)

  2. DK Avatar
    DK

    Tuna pot pie? ๐Ÿ™

  3. Nick Too Avatar
    Nick Too

    I think we’re overdue for someone to post a visual recipe for genuine tamales… any takers?
    knx

  4. Vic Avatar
    Vic

    [Comment ID #34965 Quote]

    Don’t throw it away- I have a FAT cat sitting here licking her chops at the picture, and she doesn’t care if it’s chicken or fish.

    But I would have to agree that it does not look very good from the picture- Nick did you finish it, No dessert if you don’t eat all of your dinner.

  5. Adam2 Avatar
    Adam2

    Looks pretty rough Nick! Especially compared to those awesome empanadas you showed us before. That tamale looks like it comes pre-packaged in it’s own little garbage bag! That’s another bad sign.

  6. Dan@ BLP Labels Avatar

    That looks NASTY! Is that wrapped in a banana leaf or a Hefty Bag??

  7. Adam2 Avatar
    Adam2

    Nick, I really agree with your point about not ordering tamales at a place named for empanadas. I’m always telling people not to get the Oysters Rockafeller at Angelo’s Coney Island! ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. Lee@DC Avatar

    What the hell is that inside, diced ham lunchmeat??? Looks authentic alright…

  9. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    It looks like something from a morgue that was thawed out in the microwave. Nick, you might consider getting your stomach pumped ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. Lee@DC Avatar

    [Comment ID #34993 Quote]lol. I was thinking, ‘garbage disposal frankenstein’. Sick.

  11. loco luna brian Avatar

    [Comment ID #34989 Quote]

    Hey Adam! How is your bro?

  12. Adam2 Avatar
    Adam2

    [Comment ID #34998 Quote]

    Hey Brian! He is great, finally heard from him on Sunday. He’s just a little P.O.’d about all the bad press Gitmo has been getting. I’ll send you some pics when I get a few minutes – gotta run to work now! Thanks again ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. loco luna brian Avatar

    [Comment ID #34999 Quote]

    Awesome! Thanks man!

  14. Jodie Avatar

    [Comment ID #34988 Quote]
    How can you ahev any pudding if you don’t eat your meat? LOL

  15. Jodie Avatar

    Nick, I can’t beleive you ate that?! EWWWW…..

  16. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    Chilled monkey brains!!!!

  17. MattUK Avatar
    MattUK

    [Comment ID #35008 Quote]

    Indiana Jones??? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  18. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    [Comment ID #35010 Quote]

    I was wondering who was gonna get that first.

  19. Vic Avatar

    [Comment ID #35005 Quote]

    Exactly…
    :mrgreen:

  20. Nick Too Avatar
    Nick Too

    Son of the south has a great visual tamale recipe done step by step:

    http://www.sonofthesouth.net/tamales/Tamale_Recipe.htm

    You might want to check it out if you are brave enough to try it.
    knx

  21. Vic Avatar

    I think you would like like this :mrgreen: if you ate that scary stuff

  22. Vic Avatar

    oops- look like ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  23. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    Ugh! That is just nasty!

  24. Vic Avatar

    Cat food in a Hefty bag…..YUM YUM :SMILE:

  25. Gordon Avatar
    Gordon

    It’s Captain Habanero’s arch nemisis….”Tumultuous Tamale”. Go get him Capt. Hab!

  26. Tracy C Avatar
    Tracy C

    [Comment ID #35005 Quote]

    Ahhh yes! Can’t get enough of the Pink Floyd…

  27. Cheffy Avatar
    Cheffy

    I think that stuff looks great, I love empanadas. But I agree not to order a tamale at an empanada place.

  28. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    [Comment ID #35036 Quote]

    definately looks like cat food โ—

  29. Cheffy Avatar
    Cheffy

    [Comment ID #35187 Quote]

    Ahhh yes The Floyd!!! Any other Floyd Fanatics in the Blog?

  30. DEFCON Creator Avatar

    [Comment ID #36505 Quote]
    Be careful with that axe, Eugene.