There is a craker barrel down the road from me. Less than a mile. Should I make the trip to get some to try out? Ha I like hot sauce so I don’t know about this… and rubbish taste good to me

Rubbish? Gimmicky? Ouchhhhh!

Tracy C on 3/22/2006 at 9:14 pm said:

Rubbish? Gimmicky? Ouchhhhh!

yea - sounds kinda bitter

I think they are making fun of our peeps! Not buying their product.

Yeah, those are some pretty harsh words! Why would he outright call those products rubbish? That’s just bad business. And bad Karma!

You want to talk about gimmicky - what kind of name is Cackalacky?

eman on 3/22/2006 at 11:32 pm said:

I think they are making fun of our peeps! Not buying their product.

Hey eman!
Can I get an amen brother!!!

I don’t know …but the first couple of times I read it I thought it said Cracker Lady. I kept thinking”who in the hell is this cracker lady”?

chris k on 3/22/2006 at 11:44 pm said:

Hey eman!
Can I get an amen brother!!!

AMEN to that. Cackalacky my a$$

Man, can you say misdirected hostility? To call others’ well-known products “rubbish” is downright nasty, and to single out Louisiana as a place that cranks out nothing but cheap junk is not only ignorant, it’s just plain wrong. For someone “not in the rubbish market”, they sure talk a lot of trash.

DEFCON Creator on 3/23/2006 at 8:15 am said:

Man, can you say misdirected hostility? To call others’ well-known products “rubbish” is downright nasty, and to single out Louisiana as a place that cranks out nothing but cheap junk is not only ignorant, it’s just plain wrong. For someone “not in the rubbish market”, they sure talk a lot of trash.

Well said Creator.

As one starting in the business, I appreciate the irreverance and attitude that they may be trying to bring (to a point), presuming it is their way of showing pride in their product. I just don’t believe that you should go anywhere near the line of calling anyone out directly some of the real success stories in the industry in such an untruthful fashion. That IS just wrong.

And for talking like this:
“Cackalacky Spice Sauce isn’t anything like the cheap stuff they crank out down in Louisiana.” Skelton said. “And, it sure isn’t gimmicky, like ‘Sauce of Death and Insanity,’ or whatever they call that rubbish. We’re not in the rubbish market. We’re in the Cackalacky market.

We have good reason not to buy their product as a community can boycott for talking about some of our founding fathers in that way
Notice they were careful to call it Sauce of Death, not to infringe.

They should have left the trash comment out. Too bad people have to be like that.

Very unprofessional to talk crap about anothers HEART and SOUL, in an attempt to try and elevate yourself to the top!!!

Didn’t Mussolini do something just like that? Let history repeat.

Well an UN hot sauce is not fit for my collection. I prefer the “rubbish”. I think your man Skeleton should come up to NJ for a little Hot Sauce 101 education. Isn’t NC the state that also had a problem with NY/NJ rescue teams going down to Louisiana (trying not getting off the subject). Toot you horn about your product all you want but don’t try to trash everyone elses. I’m not buying it - not cool

what a friggen idiot

Dude on 3/23/2006 at 9:38 am said:

what a friggen idiot

Dude, LOL you took the words out of my mouth

Hey Nick,

Please post a picture of this sauce and lets have a new caption contest!
I’d love to hear what we can all come up with for this one!

Yeh I can picture a great shot for “where no (un)hot sauce has gone before”. I was thinking the dumps in the medowlands but I wouldn’t want to pollute the dumps with crap like that. OOpps did i say crap.

I’m sorry I didn’t mean crap. I think “shite” is more appropriate

The sauce might be hot, but that’s (Un)chillihead.

UN-PROFESSIONAL

UN-INTELLIGENT

UN-WORTHY of our business

For an ignorant UN-someone who is trying to make a statement, it comes as no surprize that they would rip-off someone else (a 70’s 7-UP ad) trying to draw attention to a product that I doubt is making it’s way commercially. Why else would he have to resort to slamming products well established in the industry and consumer’s hearts. I doubt this press release will function as a positive attention grabber for his product. It must not be doing well since he feels he must try and create a market segment for his goods (bads). I think Cackalacky is just plain UN-WORTHY!!!

The sad part is that NO ONE has even heard of this guy before this. The market he is trying to conquer is ruled by Heinz, Hunts and French’s. If people want a mild condiment they are sure as hell are not to going mail order CrackerLady or hope to stop by a Cracker Barrel on the way home. If you want a Mild Hot sauce there are grocery stores piled with 99 cent sauce. I think he is trying to be big fish in a small pond instead of swimming with the big fish in the big pond.

Maybe he should DECLARE himself UN-MARKETABLE and needs to sell to old people at a Cracker Barrel.

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:38 am said:

Well an UN hot sauce is not fit for my collection. I prefer the “rubbish”. I think your man Skeleton should come up to NJ for a little Hot Sauce 101 education. Isn’t NC the state that also had a problem with NY/NJ rescue teams going down to Louisiana (trying not getting off the subject). Toot you horn about your product all you want but don’t try to trash everyone elses. I’m not buying it - not cool

Hey Mad..don’t hold the entire state of NC accountable for the actions of a few knuckleheads…

Viper on 3/23/2006 at 9:53 am said:

UN-PROFESSIONAL

UN-INTELLIGENT

UN-WORTHY of our business

For an ignorant UN-someone who is trying to make a statement, it comes as no surprize that they would rip-off someone else (a 70’s 7-UP ad) trying to draw attention to a product that I doubt is making it’s way commercially. Why else would he have to resort to slamming products well established in the industry and consumer’s hearts. I doubt this press release will function as a positive attention grabber for his product. It must not be doing well since he feels he must try and create a market segment for his goods (bads). I think Cackalacky is just plain UN-WORTHY!!!

Well said y’all

Sorry Tracy, the got caught up in the comment. My cousins are down there in NC and she’s a State Trooper.

Another sad thing about their PR is that if you believe their website (and I have no real reason not to), the company has had some impressive commercial success. They just don’t need to take this tact with their un-competition. It’s pointless.

I say send Homunculus down there to zap Cackalaky into hot sauce oblivion!

Reminds me of a scene in the Pirates of the Carribean…

Officer to Capt’n Jack: You are by far the worst pirate that I’ve ever heard of!

Capt’n Jack: YES…but you have heard of me!!

Could you just picture a waiter in a restuarant saying, Pardon me ” Would you like some cackalaky with that burger” LMAO … too funny

If I hit lotto, one of my “wish things to do” (I just added this) is to buy these guys stuipd $125,000 bottle of (un)hot sauce, have the whole Cackalaky Crew come up to Jersey, throw the party with all my Chilifriends, dump the bottle, and make them eat Death Sauce. Wait a second if Cackalaky is an (un)hot Sauce, that reserve can’t be caled the “most expensive hot sauce” can it now.

Mad, I cant get passed the name.. its too funny, oh and we cant wait to see you at defcon day

Tracy C on 3/23/2006 at 10:15 am said:

Reminds me of a scene in the Pirates of the Carribean…

Officer to Capt’n Jack: You are by far the worst pirate that I’ve ever heard of!

Capt’n Jack: YES…but you have heard of me!!

haha! I like your thinking!

I can’t wait to see you gals either. This is going to be fun!

Maybe I’ll bring a bottle of Cackalaky with me. - NOT

This is just another attempt to ride someone elses coat tail to get into the spotlight. Too bad his product does not sting you like his flippin words. Like I am going to Cracker Barrel and put Cackalacky on my biscuits and gravy $%#@#

Well Mad, It will be April Fools Day.. one never knows

Wow to call a whole STATE as a bad hot sauce producer, especially one that is known for their unique spice infused culinary dishes just seemsa little much to me. Hopefully they rethink their marketing campaign. Being a college student now taking marketing courses to supplement my major, one thing they always tell you is “don’t put down the competition, make a better product and reposistion it”

Link. This is a nice Bottle rack, from the fiery foods show. Don’t know whos booth or who sells it.

Nick Lindauer on 3/23/2006 at 9:49 am said:

Very very tempting, but no - don’t want to skewer a company just for putting out a press release that causes a stir. The sauce is indeed not hot and they did achieve their goal of getting people to talk about it.

Not sure if this press release is going out to the news wires or not, we shall see I guess.

I know you cant Nick, but deep inside you’d love too ha ha

Just wanted to hear what the rest had to say

Ohh Nick my Hot sauce hottie would die if i show her that then! She is a Partylite nut

Tracy C on 3/23/2006 at 10:00 am said:

Hey Mad..don’t hold the entire state of NC accountable for the actions of a few knuckleheads…

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 10:06 am said:

Sorry Tracy, the got caught up in the comment. My cousins are down there in NC and she’s a State Trooper.

Hey MAD, Tracy is from NC

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 10:28 am said:

Maybe I’ll bring a bottle of Cackalaky with me. - NOT

Take one MAD, think of all the fun ways a bunch of true chileheads can come up with to show their support of the UN-Hot! ha ha

I think Creator may be able to help you do something special with a bottle of Un-Hot Sauce.
Any explosion-type experiments you need to work on there Creator

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 10:24 am said:

If I hit lotto, one of my “wish things to do” (I just added this) is to buy these guys stuipd $125,000 bottle of (un)hot sauce, have the whole Cackalaky Crew come up to Jersey, throw the party with all my Chilifriends, dump the bottle, and make them eat Death Sauce. Wait a second if Cackalaky is an (un)hot Sauce, that reserve can’t be caled the “most expensive hot sauce” can it now.

I never understood that whole scenerio. Is it not true that the “Master” Blair holds the title for the most expensive sauce?? Of course that title is well deserved, but whats the deal with this UN-Sauce anyway. Lets face it brothers, this whole issue is just plain UN-Welcomed!!!!!

Blair holds the record for the most money paid for a food condiment. Which means sombody actually “taped the mahogany” for it. This fellow has the nerve (stealing the idea from “the sauce of death”) to put up 1 reserve bottle for $125,000. If you buy it you get a bunch of these guys to throw a BBQ with his sauce. WOOOOPIE!

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 1:43 pm said:

Blair holds the record for the most money paid for a food condiment. Which means sombody actually “taped the mahogany” for it. This fellow has the nerve (stealing the idea from “the sauce of death”) to put up 1 reserve bottle for $125,000. If you buy it you get a bunch of these guys to throw a BBQ with his sauce. WOOOOPIE!

Ohh are you serious this is the same people?! What a moron, I wonder if this is the same company that knocked off the Motorcyle bottle of CaJohns.

Blair Dave and Seven up should throw a quick lawsuit on him to shut him up real fast. For touching on their trademarks or copyrights(i do not know the difference really)

Where’s the bottle for $125,000???? Went to their web - couldn’t find. Am I missing something?

It was up here on a post not to long ago

huvason check this out
World’s Most Expensive Hot Sauce

huvason on 3/23/2006 at 2:03 pm said:

Where’s the bottle for $125,000???? Went to their web - couldn’t find. Am I missing something?

You thinking of buying it huvason?

chris k on 3/23/2006 at 12:40 pm said:

Take one MAD, think of all the fun ways a bunch of true chileheads can come up with to show their support of the UN-Hot! ha ha

I think Creator may be able to help you do something special with a bottle of Un-Hot Sauce.
Any explosion-type experiments you need to work on there Creator

Explosion-type? Too easy. I much prefer to utilize my skills in cunning and devious ways. Perhaps I could isolate the exquisite little pathogen in old sushi, so as to enable it to cause ‘green gut’ at will, and at the same time have the understanding of simple commands and rudimentary movement. I must confer with the Homunculus, for that is indeed his forte in which he strives so hard to perfect. He is quite sullen and somber as of late, due to the recent domestic deployment of his children, but alas, he has a final farewell to give the kids that are being deployed overseas on Saturday morning.

“He is the wildest wild man in all of sauce-dom!” this is the best quote from that article. Sorry everyone it’s only $98,752

DEFCON Creator on 3/23/2006 at 2:12 pm said:

Explosion-type? Too easy. I much prefer to utilize my skills in cunning and devious ways. Perhaps I could isolate the exquisite little pathogen in old sushi, so as to enable it to cause ‘green gut’ at will, and at the same time have the understanding of simple commands and rudimentary movement. I must confer with the Homunculus, for that is indeed his forte in which he strives so hard to perfect. He is quite sullen and somber as of late, due to the recent domestic deployment of his children, but alas, he has a final farewell to give the kids that are being deployed overseas on Saturday morning.

Sounds like an even better experiment Creator. I knew you would think of something

MAD, are you getting a bottle for Defcon Day?

you never know - It is April Fool’s Day!

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:12 pm said:

“He is the wildest wild man in all of sauce-dom!” this is the best quote from that article. Sorry everyone it’s only $98,752

Thanx MAD. That guy is NUTS!

I know I’m not getting any of H. Page Skelton’s products until he apologizes.

I should get a CAKALACKY t shirt for Defcon Day! Or at least a number plate

Perhaps you should rethink that Mad, perhaps a flak jacket would be more appropriate.

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:44 pm said:

I should get a CAKALACKY t shirt for Defcon Day! Or at least a number plate

No Fair. I was going to order tonight when I got home. Maybe we’ll get two - save on shipping. Then we can DEFCON pimp the shirts during DEFCON DAY.

huvason on 3/23/2006 at 3:28 pm said:

No Fair. I was going to order tonight when I got home. Maybe we’ll get two - save on shipping. Then we can DEFCON pimp the shirts during DEFCON DAY.

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:44 pm said:

I should get a CAKALACKY t shirt for Defcon Day! Or at least a number plate

Hmmmm, do I hear bonfire????

I just read this article and I’m angry as all hell. That %#@^@&@ couldn’t handle those “gimmicky” sauces. Balir’s and Dave’s are both in a whole other category than this cackalacky crap or however you spell it. The only “gimmick” used by Dave and Blair is a damn fine product which will kick cackalacky butt any day of the week and then some. If I had the money to waste, I’d fly to carolina (which ever one he’s in) just to pee on his shoes.

Moral of the story - DO NOT JACK WITH THE CHILEHEAD COMMUNITY (you might get burned!)

I forgot to mention that when I’m done with his shoes, I’ll have to jiggle a little over the sauce.

you guys are nuts… funny but nuts

Thanks Lisa. My mother always told me I was special, just didn’t know how until you told me

cREATOR I have somthing better than a flack jacket for Defcon Day!

You know when your addicted to the HSB, when you faintly hear the wife in the background (just a few feet away) yelling..EARTH TO TRACY!…EARTH TO TRACY!.. Is anybody there!
I’m really in trouble if I hear..Are ya DEAF?! Or are ya just IGNORING me?!

How do you say there name. Its Cakalatitty or something?

No wait, that name would actually sell. So it cant be that name.

Ha I should go the mile down the road to the cracker barrel and get a few to ‘play’ with. haha I wonder when the cackalacky folks show up here? That would be interesting

Its war…

You can send a comment on his website. I let him know I wasn’t happy with his tone.

ryan on 3/23/2006 at 3:43 pm said:

I just read this article and I’m angry as all hell. That %#@^@&@ couldn’t handle those “gimmicky” sauces. Balir’s and Dave’s are both in a whole other category than this cackalacky crap or however you spell it. The only “gimmick” used by Dave and Blair is a damn fine product which will kick cackalacky butt any day of the week and then some. If I had the money to waste, I’d fly to carolina (which ever one he’s in) just to pee on his shoes.

ryan on 3/23/2006 at 3:57 pm said:

I forgot to mention that when I’m done with his shoes, I’ll have to jiggle a little over the sauce.

Sorry ryan, cant follow that one “TWO” ha ha

I am sure he is not seriously bashing Blair and Dave. They are trying to get everyone going to talk about their product. When is the last time they received this much publicity? Any publicity is good publicity right? This is a good way to start a buzz. You are all falling into their crackalacky trap.

I hope I dont ever get that Crackalackytittie flu.

Crapalacky

this is very negative buzz. Everytime I visit a Cracker Barrel or Whole Foods I’ll make sure to let everyone know what I think of Crapalacky sauce.

mike on 3/23/2006 at 7:21 pm said:

I am sure he is not seriously bashing Blair and Dave. They are trying to get everyone going to talk about their product. When is the last time they received this much publicity? Any publicity is good publicity right? This is a good way to start a buzz. You are all falling into their crackalacky trap.

” Any publicity is good publicity right?”

No, because we aren’t buying it!!!

pmac on 3/23/2006 at 7:36 pm said:

Crapalacky

haha!

I’m going to send a bottle of Jersey Death to this crowd. Let them try a real sauce.

chris k on 3/23/2006 at 7:46 pm said:

” Any publicity is good publicity right?”

No, because we aren’t buying it!!!

Someone is.

I think only his mother and a few of his neighbors.

WOW, you try to promote your product and do just the opposite…is this called reverse marketing?

nice job people!!!

This guy’s sauce is like a Honda 50 parked next to master piece from OCC. I wonder which sauce is the masterpiece???

Do I see an episode of “Sauce build off” in the near future?

Blair should get the OCC to make a Blair’s Bike!

That would be BOMB!

Thats actualy not a bad idea….

mike on 3/23/2006 at 7:21 pm said:

I am sure he is not seriously bashing Blair and Dave. They are trying to get everyone going to talk about their product. When is the last time they received this much publicity? Any publicity is good publicity right? This is a good way to start a buzz. You are all falling into their crackalacky trap.

Wrong answer Mike, this is how a boycott starts

STOP I’m ready to file for chapter 11. I’d have to have that one. I can see that poping up on Extremefood.com

thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:08 pm said:

Blair should get the OCC to make a Blair’s Bike!

That would be BOMB!

I dont know, who knows what the resin would do at high speeds. LOL

and then he puts it up for auction with his Hummer the bidding starting at $250,000.00

Don’t you mean “crapalacky” trap?

Ryan on 3/23/2006 at 9:10 pm said:

Wrong answer Mike, this is how a boycott starts

No money to the cracker lady!!!

but I agree it’s a great idea for Blair to look into.

ALOT of publicy.

I can see it now a big skull in the front. Have to put a flaming exhaust kit. Hummmmm (no pun intended) the wheels are spinning now. Sounds like I have a spring project!

I actually have an old mini bottle of some crapalackiittttyyee sauce.

DO A REVIEW!

thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:15 pm said:

DO A REVIEW!

AAwwwwwww!!!!! this could get good.

Have to have a Nitros kit as well! And a blower. A big skull tail light! Of course 2 shortie pipes blowing out the side (noise effect)

Should I go crack it open now and do a review real quick

make it UNBIAS. Plus they changed their sauce to make it “all natural” so you may have the older sauce.

I emailed Blair about the OCC bike.

Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:15 pm said:

AAwwwwwww!!!!! this could get good.

Only problem - will it be something Nick can post?

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:16 pm said:

Have to have a Nitros kit as well! And a blower. A big skull tail light! Of course 2 shortie pipes blowing out the side (noise effect)

A “Blair’s Mobile”, I can totaly help with that. I will donate my ‘95 cobra!!!

…”we’re on a mission from god”

Sorry guys I went off subject just Bikes and Death Sauce It dosn’t get better. Back to CRAPALACKY I’d say use the bottle for target practice. i wouldn’t want anyone to endue the pain of tasting it. Picture fine wine vs grape Kool Ade

Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:16 pm said:

Should I go crack it open now and do a review real quick

yep

It could be a “live” review. Right here, right now. The first thing is they say that its NOT hot sauce. But, it says hot sauce right on the bottle. LOL

my guess…it tastes like cardboard.

It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

OH no don’t do it to yourself!

Had to throw that one out to you eman!

mike on 3/23/2006 at 8:55 pm said:

Someone is.

well they dont post here, I mean better not post here!

Scott give us an update shall I call 911?

Ohhh my!!!! this is some OLD Sh%$!!!!!!

OHHHH NOOOOO

eman on 3/23/2006 at 9:09 pm said:

Thats actualy not a bad idea….

Oh no eman, tell the mrs you need to build a garage

UUmmmmmm.

eman Big Dawg Cycles is up the road, On the web looking for a rolling frame

Scott give us an update are you alive?

I’m going to examine my collection for this sauce….

I hope Scott is OK

SH^T Houston I thnk we have a problem!

loco luna brian on 3/23/2006 at 9:21 pm said:

It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

NICE. I wanted to post that but coulden’t remember the exact words..

OK, it tastes like some sort of liquid smoke and lemon mixed. But this is just WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its got Burgandy wine in it but tastes more like Burgany paint thinner. Has a slight pepper taste. What kind of pepper I could not tell ya. Not that hot.

In otherwords (un) good

BTW, I want you to know that you guys have inspired me to start collecting. I’ve got a pretty wide supply of stuff for personal use, but now I buying for KEEPS! Thanks guys and keep up the fine work!

It is a very DARK brown color with a kind of medium chunky, pastey texture to it. Kind of slimey.

Scott take some pics, Send it to Nick

and and.

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:31 pm said:

In otherwords (un) good

UNDERSTAEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:30 pm said:

OK, it tastes like some sort of liquid smoke and lemon mixed. But this is just WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its got Burgandy wine in it but tastes more like Burgany paint thinner. Has a slight pepper taste. What kind of pepper I could not tell ya. Not that hot.

Paint thinner???
Hey… send me some and I will use it to clean the sprayer after i paint the babys room!!!

(i crack my self up)

Im hoping its becuase ive had this mini bottle for about 3 years. And it was old when I got it.

Scott you’re a brave man! Crapalaky lives up to it’s name

did anybody else send them a comment?

OK thats better. I just went and rinsed my mouth with some Blair’s Original Death sauce. MMMMM good stuff Blair.

I did’nt want to be to offensive . Screw it I’m cranking out an email

Like I said Fine Wine and grape Kool Aide

What’s the score out of 100?

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:37 pm said:

Like I said Fine Wine and grape Kool Aide

You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope these guys go down to Zest Fest. Picture it with the lot of us there? Pure Bedlum. Oppps my wife is calling me. Got to run for a bit

Out of 100!!!! Lets say its a 2 because im still living and didnt puke. Ill give it a 3 out of 100 if im still breatheing tomorrow. LOL

Gotta keep in mind this is a very old mini PLASTIC bottle. It might have been a LITTLE better when it was new?????

This H. Page guy better post something!

I just went to there site and what I just ate is there old version of the “crappittllyyey spice sauce”. My bottle says “Skeltons crrappyylactate gourmet HOT SAUCE” and has a little chili pepper dude smoking a corn cob pipe.

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:38 pm said:

I hope these guys go down to Zest Fest. Picture it with the lot of us there? Pure Bedlum. Oppps my wife is calling me. Got to run for a bit

Maybe I could put The Creator uniform on, tell them I’m the Health Inspector, and REALLY have some fun with their booth. Ooooh, I just got a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about it. And no, that feeling is not the Homunculus, so don’t even go there.

DEFCON Creator on 3/23/2006 at 9:56 pm said:

Maybe I could put The Creator uniform on, tell them I’m the Health Inspector, and REALLY have some fun with their booth. Ooooh, I just got a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about it. And no, that feeling is not the Homunculus, so don’t even go there.

Sweet!!! Then when you are done maybe Captain Capsicum will pay them a visit lol

eman on 3/23/2006 at 9:59 pm said:

Sweet!!! Then when you are done maybe Captain Capsicum will pay them a visit lol

Speaking of Captain Capsicum, how’s the helmet coming? Any time to work on it?

The H. stands for Harry. One of his un friends has confimed this. Harry Crackerlady

thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:42 pm said:

This H. Page guy better post something!

Taunt him he has a weak spot I have been informed of. H. blah blah blah …He uses H because he hates his first real name, it is Harry
Just start emailing him calling him a harry bugger Harry ass always refer to the jerk as Harry he HATES being called HARRY
But you didn’t hear it from me!!!!

huvason on 3/23/2006 at 10:03 pm said:

Speaking of Captain Capsicum, how’s the helmet coming? Any time to work on it?

Between the babys room and talking to you guys….not yet…but soon!!!!
It will be done for Episode one!!

Nice.

I have SO many things going on right now…YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

eman on 3/23/2006 at 10:11 pm said:

I have SO many things going on right now…YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

I hear you!

thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:42 pm said:

This H. Page guy better post something!

Tell us, what would you say to him if he does?

Hello Harry!

Ryan on 3/23/2006 at 10:15 pm said:

Tell us, what would you say to him if he does?

thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:42 pm said:

This H. Page guy better post something!

You could always take matters into your own hands by going to his site and sending him some hate mail

Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:32 pm said:

It is a very DARK brown color with a kind of medium chunky, pastey texture to it. Kind of slimey.

Scott, from your descrip, it sounds alot like Chocolate Chutney to me…also known as crop spray and blow mud.

Ryan on 3/23/2006 at 10:19 pm said:

You could always take matters into your own hands by going to his site and sending him some hate mail

Sounds good to me

I sent my comment today. No response. Didn’t expect any from this ignorant blast hole.

Tracy C on 3/23/2006 at 10:19 pm said:

Scott, from your descrip, it sounds alot like Chocolate Chutney to me…also known as crop spray and blow mud.

Or AKA SH%$!!!!! :O

Wow! This guy really struck a nerve here at the HSB! Does everyone have their pitchforks and torches ready? I’ll find out where he lives.

(the three amigos)

“……we will kill the women and r4pe the horses…”

Hey guys….how’s it going? Uhhh, I love Blairs, got a low numbered 16 mil and Original and After Death sauces are always on my table. Just wanted to throw that out there. It’s Lee with Danny Cash…once again, love Blairs and got some Dave’s, too. lol

Hey Lee! It’s going well - I’m just kicking back with my three favorite things: Diet Mt.Dew, Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles, and a jar or Ortega mixed w/ some Sudden Death! You’ll notice that most of the posts under this topic are about doing horrible things to the maker of Cackalacky Un-Hot sauces!

Lets send over the Creators devil cat to Cacklllittuysktys house.

Adam2 on 3/22/2006 at 11:35 pm said:

Yeah, those are some pretty harsh words! Why would he outright call those products rubbish? That’s just bad business. And bad Karma!

Exactly!!! I won’t be buying from them. I rather have the “rubbish.”

Scott on 3/24/2006 at 6:03 am said:

Lets send over the Creators devil cat to Cacklllittuysktys house.

You seem to think I actually have control over my lovely little kitty. Nothing could be further from the truth. Hell, the thing ate my 20 pound primal cut rib eye slab yesterday. I think there would be much more success by just sending out the Homunculus’ children. Their cunningness and unabated loathing of trash talkers make them that much more worthy of successful guerrila tactics. Problem is, a vast majority of the children have already been mailed for domestic assimilatory domination, and only a handful remain for the global annexation overseas, and they are due to be deployed Saturday. I will meet with the Adherents of the Defcon Collective this weekend, and attempt a strategy meeting to perhaps unstabilize the unwitting, unknowing individuals who have recently caused a disturbance in the Defcon Continuum, by downplaying fellow members of the Scarlet Brotherhood of Capsaicin.

pmac on 3/23/2006 at 7:36 pm said:

Crapalacky

That is too funny and could easily be labeled and autioned off on EBAY. I’ll mock up the label and throw it on some old sauce if anyone wants to buy it. Opening bid: 0.01 with free FREE SHIPPING

Reverse auction, I hate this Crap, what do i have to pay you! to take it off my hands, not fit for a landfill.

What do you think about that Harry Paige Skeleton?

No wonder why he hates his name, what the hell is a Harry page? paper made from monkey hair maybe?!

Paper made from the wood pulp from the digestion of the bark that the monkeys eat, mixed with the hair from its bum. Ohh yeah! good name there Harry LOL.

Just in a trash the trasher mood.

(“Cackalacky” is his family’s nickname for the Carolinas)

Redneck’s find it tough to pronounce Proper names I guess!? ok I will stop now. hehe
Sorry Harry … Err Harry Skeleton… ahh furgit it, i give up.

LABEL IS ALMOST DONE. IT’S TOO DAMN FUNNY. LIMITED EDITION 1 OF 1 AND INGREDIENTS AR RUBBISH, CRAP, GIMMICKS, ETC..

OK..Its up for sale on EBAY.. just search for HOT SAUCE HSB SPECIAL

pmac on 3/24/2006 at 8:54 am said:

(“Cackalacky” is his family’s nickname for the Carolinas)

Redneck’s find it tough to pronounce Proper names I guess!? ok I will stop now. hehe
Sorry Harry … Err Harry Skeleton… ahh furgit it, i give up.

No pmac, I think harry is originally from Canada! When his family drifted south during the big meltdown centuries ago, they ended up in NC and couldn’t find their way back home. hehehe

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 9:42 am said:

OK..Its up for sale on EBAY.. just search for HOT SAUCE HSB SPECIAL

Dude, I’ve gotta say that that is pretty funny!

That’s funny I put a bid on it (putting in my $.02) literly

If I win it I might mail it to him

Signed “with (un)love from all the true chiliheads on the HSB”

I am just hoping do get at least a .10 bid so i get my label money back..LOL

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 10:00 am said:

That’s funny I put a bid on it (putting in my $.02) literly

I kicked it up to $0.06, but that is my limit.

loco luna brian on 3/24/2006 at 10:08 am said:

I kicked it up to $0.06, but that is my limit.

I’ll bid if the $$$ goes to the ACs (like Nick Does )

huvason on 3/24/2006 at 10:14 am said:

I’ll bid if the $$$ goes to the ACs (like Nick Does )

Less expenses of course

Allright - i’m in anyway Need this by DEFCON day though!

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 9:42 am said:

OK..Its up for sale on EBAY.. just search for HOT SAUCE HSB SPECIAL

Now THAT’S funny!

what is the AC? I was going to send some to the YMCA here in OHIO but let me know what the AC is.

what is the AC? I was going to send some to the YMCA here in OHIO but let me know what the AC is.

OH BABY..it’s up to .11! I got my label money back..YYEEFRIGGENHAWWWW

Dude look at this, you might actually make a bomb off of this! Who’s capefear pepper co?

AC It means Atlantic City

just Kidding - American Cancer Society

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 10:32 am said:

Dude look at this, you might actually make a bomb off of this! Who’s capefear pepper co?

OK… this is just getting SILLY now:)

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 10:20 am said:

what is the AC? I was going to send some to the YMCA here in OHIO but let me know what the AC is.

American Cancer Society……… I’m winning this baby……

Real silly but I always loose on this ebay. And we need it for Defcon Day

DEFCON Creator on 3/24/2006 at 10:17 am said:

Now THAT’S funny!

CREATOR- If I win, we need to think of something fun to do with the bottle at DEFCON day.

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 10:35 am said:

Real silly but I always loose on this ebay. And we need it for Defcon Day

DON’T bid against me MAD. I’m winning now!

At least his shipping will be covered now:)

We’re up to 10.50 already

Sorry huv, I steped in because it got out of control. we’ll work on this

OK..50% goes to ACS! The other goes to playground here. I am doing a RELAY for LIFE line for fundraising so i already am in contact with them weekly. I designed label that look like their banners. http://www.acsevents.org/relay/oh/pickerington My mom is a survivor and i lost my dad to it so I’m in

Who’s capefear pepper co. I know who the co is but who on here

sorry guys, cant bid now. company seems to be blocking it today.

damn filter’s, huvason, got a suggestion?

Such a laugh

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 10:38 am said:

Who’s capefear pepper co. I know who the co is but who on here

It’s Tracy C

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 10:37 am said:

Sorry huv, I steped in because it got out of control. we’ll work on this

email me MAD. We’ll come up with a max we are willing - and we’ll split it for the DEFCON show (aol.com)

You got it! Check out Tracy trying to sneak in there :). Tracy i brought alot from you guys. Great store

Dan@ BLP Labels on 3/24/2006 at 10:57 am said:

It’s Tracy C

Tracy - Send me an email. Got a question for ya!

huv not too much though _WE NEED BEER MONEY

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 11:03 am said:

huv not too much though _WE NEED BEER MONEY

Agreed. Since your winning, i’m not going to outbid you! I will watch though

huvason on 3/24/2006 at 10:35 am said:

CREATOR- If I win, we need to think of something fun to do with the bottle at DEFCON day.

Why do you have to put these kind of thoughts into my head?

That’s GREAT! I hope Harry Page get to see it.

I think i am going to ask an old lady at the cracker barrel to autograph this bottle for kicks. That would make this even funnier!

Hilarious!

oh yes crapalacky will be mine!! I need it I have an alergy to flavorful foods

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 11:46 am said:

I think i am going to ask an old lady at the cracker barrel to autograph this bottle for kicks. That would make this even funnier!

You should take the bottle down to the county recycling center, and have the “Rubbish” Manager sign it, along with the rest of the Department of Public Works.

DEFCON Creator on 3/24/2006 at 11:31 am said:

Why do you have to put these kind of thoughts into my head?

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 11:00 am said:

You got it! Check out Tracy trying to sneak in there :). Tracy i brought alot from you guys. Great store

You bidding tracy?
I guess you need some more chum for those fisherman

DUDE - If you want, I can print it off with our in-house printer and mail you the label to attach. I think its hilarious and for the simple fact that everyone is up in arms - Page did his job. He’s a serious nut though - great guy to grab a beer with, but I guess he didn’t know where bloggers’ loyalties lie with Blair, Dave, CaJohn, and if I can be so bold, us.

Nick Lindauer on 3/24/2006 at 12:48 pm said:

I thought the whole point was not to bid on it since it’s “crap”

I want it for DEFCON DAY!

TALK ABOUT A CHILIHEAD ARMY….YOU GUYS ARE TOPS…WE WILL NEVER LOSE……FEEL ALIVE

Spouting tripe like that is a sure way to get yourself out of the business fast. Maybe this guy likes to fail!

BLAIR on 3/24/2006 at 1:01 pm said:

TALK ABOUT A CHILIHEAD ARMY….YOU GUYS ARE TOPS…WE WILL NEVER LOSE……FEEL ALIVE

Hmmmmm, who is the general?

Maybe we shouldn’t go there

Perhaps the new HSB shirts should have military designations on them as well. I’ll take Minister of Propaganda and Assimilation, it has a nice ring to it.

Dude Here, Thanks Mr Cash but i have my own lable machine. If you look at the bottom right you can see the bottle. I am taking it to Cracker Barrel to have an old lady sign it.

chris k on 3/24/2006 at 1:11 pm said:

Hmmmmm, who is the general?

Maybe we shouldn’t go there

DEFCON Creator on 3/24/2006 at 1:13 pm said:

Perhaps the new HSB shirts should have military designations on them as well. I’ll take Minister of Propaganda and Assimilation, it has a nice ring to it.

Ok,

Creator has stepped up to the position of Minister of Propaganda and Assimilation

Anyone else?

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 1:16 pm said:

Dude Here, Thanks Mr Cash but i have my own lable machine. If you look at the bottom right you can see the bottle. I am taking it to Cracker Barrel to have an old lady sign it.

Are you sure, ha ha, she is going to think your nutz?

That’s the whole point. It will make her day and make this bottle even more special. Hell, it’s 1 of 1…

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 1:16 pm said:

Dude Here, Thanks Mr Cash but i have my own lable machine. If you look at the bottom right you can see the bottle. I am taking it to Cracker Barrel to have an old lady sign it.

I think “Dude” is a secret identity for someone we all know. Chileheads don’t have label machines….Who dat?

I know who you are, punk!
“Seller: muchodanger ( 0 ) ” LOL!

Hey I was a cook in the Army, I’ll enlist and feed the HSB army, wonder iff I should use hot sauce in the food????

SSHHHHh…. How’s the Mash?

Alright, now I need to be let in on the secret. I hold the high bid at the moment on that sauce, I’d like to know who I’m buying from

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 1:32 pm said:

SSHHHHh…. How’s the Mash?

LOL. It sucks!

You know that Private Igor from mash does hot sauces. Has been to ton of shows. Super nice guy and a funny cookbook. http://www.mash4077.co.uk/maxwell.html

Nevermind, I know who it is

hey Im lost, whos the dude, and Mad if you win that bottle bring it to Defcon day we can take some pretty funny pics

Cheffy on 3/24/2006 at 1:31 pm said:

Hey I was a cook in the Army, I’ll enlist and feed the HSB army, wonder iff I should use hot sauce in the food????

Now Cheffy has stepped up to be the cook “I’ll enlist and feed the HSB army”

We need more!

Current stats:

Creator - Minister of Propaganda and Assimilation
Cheffy - The Cook

Lisa on 3/24/2006 at 1:38 pm said:

hey Im lost, whos the dude, and Mad if you win that bottle bring it to Defcon day we can take some pretty funny pics

Sorry Lisa, you gotta crack the code yourself. I’ll give you a hint: He smells.

I smell like Danny Cash Hot Sauce..By the way, the Bottle is ligit and the money is going where i said. There is only 1 and it’s sitting right here next to me.

oh my god, the bidding is at 32 bucks… thats great

hey ryan, what role are you in this army

I would say private, but on second thought

Hot Sauce Blog on 3/24/2006 at 1:43 pm said:

Wait, we’re an army now? I thought this was a chilehead mafia…

Well Nick, chilehead army. It now looks that way
The president has spoken.

BLAIR on 3/24/2006 at 1:01 pm said:

TALK ABOUT A CHILIHEAD ARMY….YOU GUYS ARE TOPS…WE WILL NEVER LOSE……FEEL ALIVE

ok forget it, i dont like this game ummmm maybe im too new and dont know everyone yet.

chris k on 3/24/2006 at 1:44 pm said:

hey ryan, what role are you in this army

I would say private, but on second thought

I prefer General, or warmonger

I think Dude should be the recruiter for the army. He’s always trying to get boys to switch teams. hahahaha

I think Nick should be the Scout

Lisa, the DUDE is known by several names, BUT It gives me great pleasure to inform you…The infamous Hot Sauce Rapper C-Hip is IN THE HOUSE!!! but his code name could be Dude…

He’s hard - yo. C to the Hip busts moves all over with his crazy caucasian badboy image.

That reminds me of a funny story. We had an older lady buy a gallon jug of Bottled Up Anger to rub on her skin because it apparantly has some positive affect on her ‘Shingles’? I don’t know what Shingles is, but Danny Cash Hot Sauce is also releasing a new marketing campaign.
“Danny Cash Hot Sauce: Great on Pringles and Shingles!”

That lady bought gallons of the stuff after she tore through a case of 10 ounce bottles in 1 week. Makes me sick just thinking of it.

I’m glad that DC Hot sauce is good for SOMETHING..

Thats a sure fire way to end a blog topic!

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 1:51 pm said:

I prefer General, or warmonger

Ryan, I think General is out of the question. I will allow it ONLY if you loan me your cerebral cortex for a couple days. I promise to return it, and it will work even BETTER! Come to think of it, I’ll need your hippocampus for a short time as well, we must reorganize your limbic system a tad bit. Your emotions seem a bit unstable, we here at Defcon HQ can easily fix that. After your restructuring, you will be a fine General, just don’t worry about the little black box with the buttons, joysticks and dials I will carry around whenever you have to speak to the masses.

Lisa on 3/24/2006 at 1:50 pm said:

ok forget it, i dont like this game ummmm maybe im too new and dont know everyone yet.

Im with you Lisa, Im not sure either.

Ooo - maybe the headline for this should be changed to Trash-Talking Saucers and the Collectors they Love and Fear! hahaha

Whats the bottle up to? How long is the auction?

Lee@DC on 3/24/2006 at 2:03 pm said:

That reminds me of a funny story. We had an older lady buy a gallon jug of Bottled Up Anger to rub on her skin because it apparantly has some positive affect on her ‘Shingles’? I don’t know what Shingles is, but Danny Cash Hot Sauce is also releasing a new marketing campaign.
“Danny Cash Hot Sauce: Great on Pringles and Shingles!”

Id think twice about that campaign Lee

WARNING skip to next comment if you have just eaten!

“Shingles start as small blisters on a red base, with new blisters continuing to form for 3-5 days. The blisters follow the path of individual nerves that comes out of the spinal cord (called dermatomal pattern). The entire path of the nerve may be involved or there may be areas with blisters and areas without blisters. Generally, only one nerve level is involved. In a rare case, more than one nerve will be involved. Eventually, the blisters pop and the area starts to ooze. The area will then crust over and heal. The whole process may take 3-4 weeks from start to finish

Sorry to leave everyone out on that one. But a bunch of the Hot Saucers have drank many beers together and get sidetracked pretty easily. A great aliance has been made between CaJohn, Mild to Wild (Jim), Old Pueblo Distributing (formerly AZ Pickles, Chip) and the Danny Cash crew. Come to the shows, grab a beer and hang with us anytime - you’ll see!

I was wrong - Chris K’s last post is a sure-fire way to end a blog. I never knew it was that bad - but she did it for about that long. Apparently it worked, because we haven’t heard any bad news in a while from her.

Bottle froze at 32.00…..After it gets signed by a craker barrel lady it will SKY ROCKET

You should have her sign your butt while she’s at it and include a pic with the winning bottle!

DEFCON Creator on 3/24/2006 at 2:14 pm said:

Ryan, I think General is out of the question. I will allow it ONLY if you loan me your cerebral cortex for a couple days. I promise to return it, and it will work even BETTER! Come to think of it, I’ll need your hippocampus for a short time as well, we must reorganize your limbic system a tad bit. Your emotions seem a bit unstable, we here at Defcon HQ can easily fix that. After your restructuring, you will be a fine General, just don’t worry about the little black box with the buttons, joysticks and dials I will carry around whenever you have to speak to the masses.

Actually its my hypothalimus that is the source of what you claim to be wrong with me. And correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe this is the HSB Army, not the defcon legionaries. Are you attemmting a coup?

The Cracker Lady will never be forgotten!

Dude, Maybe you can use some Crapalacky while you wrestle those armadillo’s yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saw a great picture of it….. Where was your thumb again, maybe put some Harry Crapalacky on it next time……

BROKECRAPALACKY MOUNTAIN…A story of two hombres lost way out west ..eerr…in NC….where he is …. just fixin fences and pouring CRAPALACKY on each other..

Tio Rico…Little Vein…Better B CAREFUL here….CaJohn is watching

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 2:31 pm said:

Actually its my hypothalimus that is the source of what you claim to be wrong with me. And correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe this is the HSB Army, not the defcon legionaries. Are you attemmting a coup?

Nope, just making sure The Army stays on course, hence Minister of Propaganda and Assimilation. The hypothalamus is part of the limbic system, which the hippocampus directs thru motor axons.

Sorry CaJohn, I think you guys can launch a whole line of Crapalacky. I have to be careful here dont I? Go Villanova, Maybe we can have some Crapalacky with Armadillo chips for the game tonight!!!!!!!!!!1

Time for Beer and Brainstorming, doesn’t get mucho better than that.

Enough with that Friggen ARMADILLO…..It was just one night and it ment nothing and there a shot of tequila involved if i remember right. Oh yeah, SOMEONE spewed their shot of TEQUILA..and they are in this room…

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 2:40 pm said:

Enough with that Friggen ARMADILLO…..It was just one night and it ment nothing and there a shot of tequila involved if i remember right. Oh yeah, SOMEONE spewed their shot of TEQUILA..and they are in this room…

Who spewed the Tequila? I think I paid for that….

No assimilation necessary, I was already here. Before you even.

I faintly remember that. Was it Pepperman?

Yes.. it was the PEPPERSPEWMAN…fuuniest thing I have seen a while..

Pepperman snorted his shot and blasted it out the other nostril, but I don’t think he spewed.

Dude, made any snow angel lately like you did in New Mexico? Or where you just getting the Crapalacky sensation out of you?

Danny Cash on 3/24/2006 at 2:26 pm said:

I was wrong - Chris K’s last post is a sure-fire way to end a blog. I never knew it was that bad - but she did it for about that long. Apparently it worked, because we haven’t heard any bad news in a while from her.

Sorry about the description Lee, just wanted to make sure before you ended up with a bunch of shingle-heads knocking at your door.

this coment in no way implies an opinion toward anyone suffering with Shingles

Good call, Chris. I had no idea shingles was so painful and don’t mean any disrespect to anyone suffering it. Especially since they’re potential customers…LOL

Lee@DC on 3/24/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

Pepperman snorted his shot and blasted it out the other nostril, but I don’t think he spewed.

Oh that was an OFFICIAL SPEW..the fact it came through the nose has little to do with it. I told Danny not to laugh but he did anyway. The part was i don’t remember anything you have BALONEY SANDWICH before you took that shot..

TIO….That snow angel was an accident..who knew there was a curb under that damn snow..busted me arse and tried to improvise..oh yeah, Jack Daniels was involved too…

OH yeah, TIO RICO..how did you like the end of the Texas and UCLA game..Knocked you right out of the bracket race..Maybe next youe you should sign up for the
NCRAAPALACKY FINALS…you know..MILD MADNESS

Dude on 3/24/2006 at 2:56 pm said:

Oh that was an OFFICIAL SPEW..the fact it came through the nose has little to do with it. I told Danny not to laugh but he did anyway. The part was i don’t remember anything you have BALONEY SANDWICH before you took that shot..

Ha! Pepperman isn’t here to defend himself-sucks for him. He’s out picking invitations and finalizing the Village People playlist for the wedding….

Danny Cash on 3/24/2006 at 2:31 pm said:

The Cracker Lady will never be forgotten!

WHO?

Lee@DC on 3/24/2006 at 2:56 pm said:

Good call, Chris. I had no idea shingles was so painful and don’t mean any disrespect to anyone suffering it. Especially since they’re potential customers…LOL

Good point Lee. If you can sell it, why not.

Instead of changing the marketing campaign, why dont you package it up in tubes so they can sell it in the drug section under topicals?

Hmmmm, then if I ever need more sauce, I can run down to Walgreens and pick some up

Lee@DC on 3/24/2006 at 2:56 pm said:

Good call, Chris. I had no idea shingles was so painful and don’t mean any disrespect to anyone suffering it. Especially since they’re potential customers…LOL

Crap! I have this stuff all over the top of my house! I’m going to need a ton of sauce.

(sorry - couldn’t resist )

Nice one!

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 1:35 pm said:

Alright, now I need to be let in on the secret. I hold the high bid at the moment on that sauce, I’d like to know who I’m buying from

Ryan we need this for Defcon Day. Don’t go there I’ll mail it back to you

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 3:33 pm said:

Ryan we need this for Defcon Day. Don’t go there I’ll mail it back to you

I’m with ya MAD. I was just going to bid yil I saw you had it.

Hold on. First of all it’s friday, i just came back from lunch and I’m half croked. Two, Blair feckin rocks, He’s commander in cheif. third we need this bottle for Defcon Day - it’s staying on the East Coast for at least until next week. 4th what’s going on this thread i was reading it untill i saw ryan was the high bidder.

Mad, I’m no longer the high bidder

$41 - i’m out of this one. Unless the DEFCON DAY attendees want to split….

I’m in it for the long haul, Guys We need this for Defcon Day. What happened to $.02

Danny Cash Hot Sauce is offering $5 as a reward to the high bidder just for the heck of it. You win the auction - we send you $5 for no reason whatsoever.

I should also put in there that we have no affiliation to the auction. Thats all DUDE.

You got to be shittin me Come on we need this for Defcon Day! Huv we’re going to get this. My wife is going to kill me.

I’m, trying to think of a title for me in the HSB Army. How about chief idiot.

i’m so smashed, that last whiskey did it for me

Huv don’t worry we’re going to get this one. You owe me a beer

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 3:50 pm said:

You got to be shittin me Come on we need this for Defcon Day! Huv we’re going to get this. My wife is going to kill me.

My wife’s going to kill you to! I’m not going crazy on this…. But I will chip in for the DEFCON DAY cause….

Dude, who’s sauce did you stick this on BTW

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 3:53 pm said:

I’m, trying to think of a title for me in the HSB Army. How about chief idiot.

I will let you think on that MAD before I add you to the list
Personally I think you should pick another cause once its on the list, its there until you get promoted…lol

If you still want that title, maybe call it

ID-10-T it looks better

LOL ebay and whiskey did go too well. Huv the only thing we might be splitting is a cab ride home

huvason on 3/24/2006 at 3:57 pm said:

My wife’s going to kill you to! I’m not going crazy on this…. But I will chip in for the DEFCON DAY cause….

Hope your using that new paypal account huvason

Yeh i can be like the special branch or somthing! Ahh feck it I’ve been called worse

Mad, face it, you’ve lost the sauce. I’ll do everything I can to make sure it doesn’t end up at Defcon Day

chris k on 3/24/2006 at 4:00 pm said:

Hope your using that new paypal account huvason

Don’t have it yet. I haven’t SOLD anything to fund it. I guess it’s time.

Huv I need some back up. Eman help! I think we have a Benidict Arnold on our hands

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 4:01 pm said:

Mad, face it, you’ve lost the sauce. I’ll do everything I can to make sure it doesn’t end up at Defcon Day

MAD - your nuts…. I’m definitely out of this fight This will cut way too much into DEFCON DAY drinking money

Sill mine

Huv yeh I’m nuts but I’m also smashed. Don’t worry we’ll scrounge up some Defcon Day beer money - we just might need cab fare home.

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 4:05 pm said:

Huv yeh I’m nuts but I’m also smashed. Don’t worry we’ll scrounge up some Defcon Day beer money - we just might need cab fare home.

We’re going to have fun next Saturday.

Holy crap on a stick! $79.90??? You guys are nuts.

Nick, I hope you’re geting a good laugh out of this. See what us chiliheads do?

You bet were f^ckiing nuts!

Just think how much MSK’s head would go if he put it up on ebay. i hope he did’nt wash it off

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 4:01 pm said:

Mad, face it, you’ve lost the sauce. I’ll do everything I can to make sure it doesn’t end up at Defcon Day

eman got your back there ryan

or maybe UHS????

Lee@DC on 3/24/2006 at 4:07 pm said:

Holy crap on a stick! $79.90??? You guys are nuts.

Lee I did’nt get the name “mad” for nothing

At least it’s going to charity and not DUDE’s armadillo fund…

chris k on 3/24/2006 at 4:10 pm said:

eman got your back there ryan

or maybe UHS????

hehe…We gots our own army

Somebody is definitely nuts Habanerojim is strongly considering being out of the running! I’ll probably get the same thing done getting C-hip juiced up at Ft Worth for half the cost & getting him to sign a fake one

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 2:46 pm said:

No assimilation necessary, I was already here. Before you even.

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 4:03 pm said:

Huv I need some back up. Eman help! I think we have a Benidict Arnold on our hands

Do I sense dissention in the ranks?

The NY/NJ division of the HSB Army is defo out in force on this one.

I don’t know but we got to run with this for 2 more days 17hrs and change. OUCH! I might have to go for a beer, pressure is getting to me.

jim campbell- Mild to Wild(R) on 3/24/2006 at 4:17 pm said:

Somebody is definitely nuts Habanerojim is strongly considering being out of the running! I’ll probably get the same thing done getting C-hip juiced up at Ft Worth for half the cost & getting him to sign a fake one

Hey Jim - when did you get into this

DEFCON Creator on 3/24/2006 at 4:18 pm said:

Do I sense dissention in the ranks?

Call it a rogue group of chileheads

hehe You guys are killing me Should be interesting in Ft Worth if the Un-Hot Sauce people have a booth.

Re: tell them I’m the Health Inspector

And after that comes the Fire Inspector

The NY/NJ ranks are rock solid. It’s the west coast that’s a bit gammy. Must be somthing in the watter

ryan on 3/24/2006 at 4:17 pm said:

hehe…We gots our own army

Hmmmm, what does that mean????

Must be some heavy-duty backup!

I got into it at about $10.50… or about an hour ago

I stay quietly on the sidelines observing for the most part. Crackerjacky’s not got a good rep for some good reasons.

S7it how do you think i feel . Me and huiv got in at $.01 (I screwed up because I wanted to throw my $.02)

Gotta be careful if he is there. If you *truly* want to get them, you don’t do it by making a scene or running pickets or something like that- it only draws attention and that is most always a good thing. A MUCH better thing to do is quietly, respectfully, get several people up to the booth trying the sauce and discussing things with them at length about the unique and different flavors present. After MANY good long minutes, walk away. Repeat often. Kind of a blockade with none the wiser

Well if you man is there at Zest Fest, I think the HSB Army will give him a well deserved welcome :;

I will be at Zest Fest. As the one and only employee of the company, if I don’t do it, it doesn’t get done.

I work for an idiot but I got over it long ago

Easy guys, remember the first amendment. “the right to trash talk companies that sell more product than you”.

Sorry Jim
I ment your man from Crapalacky. You’re cool in my books.

Jim, give me a call.

Remember the 11/2 st admendment - Loyal chiliheads stick together no matter what

CAJohn!!! How the hell are ya?

Noted.

Well it’s 4:44 and it’s now BEER time!!!!

Mad, I’m Damn Good! How’s that Talon?

CaJohn on 3/24/2006 at 5:01 pm said:

Mad, I’m Damn Good! How’s that Talon?

HUH??? Confused - and I haven’t started drinking yet!

I thought you were going to get in touch with me about reviewing the Talon, the Fatavina Sauce.

CaJohn on 3/24/2006 at 5:06 pm said:

I thought you were going to get in touch with me about reviewing the Talon, the Fatavina Sauce.

That wasn’t MAD confused - that was me - sorry!

Oh well, I’m the confused one, still no one has contacted me.

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 4:45 pm said:

Well it’s 4:44 and it’s now BEER time!!!!

What’s in the fridge tonight? lol

You all are killing me!!! I just read through all this…funny stuff.I think mad needs another BEER. I am still trying to figure out who dude is!

HSB Army…you mean all the work I have done for the TEAM HSB Shirts has gone to waste? grrrrr

Mad_Reilly on 3/24/2006 at 4:39 pm said:

Remember the 11/2 st admendment - Loyal chiliheads stick together no matter what

I’ll drink to that!

loco luna brian on 3/24/2006 at 5:20 pm said:

I’ll drink to that!

What did i miss here?

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts!! I go to town to sell some crack, and I come back to the comedy barn!! What’s up fellers?? Anything interesting happen while I was at work? haha

eman on 3/24/2006 at 5:22 pm said:

What did i miss here?

Just Mad’s call for Chilehead unity! I’ve been gone but I think it is in reference to Crapalacky.

Tracy C on 3/24/2006 at 5:27 pm said:

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts!! I go to town to sell some crack, and I come back to the comedy barn!! What’s up fellers?? Anything interesting happen while I was at work? haha

Yeah tracy..i know what you mean!! I think they left us out!!

I guess we need to catch up

or chilihead, as the case may be:)

loco luna brian on 3/24/2006 at 5:31 pm said:

Just Mad’s call for Chilehead unity! I’ve been gone but I think it is in reference to Crapalacky.

I think Mad is “re-fueling” right now!!

I think I missed something too! I can’t believe he’s got the crapalacky up to $90 on ebay! hilarious!

eman on 3/24/2006 at 5:33 pm said:

I think Mad is “re-fueling” right now!!

I think Nick needs to start a thread tonight and call it the DRUNK TANK! It’s surely shaping up to be a fine (and expensive) weekend!

Hey Nick, remember St. Pattys day?! haha

loco luna brian on 3/24/2006 at 5:36 pm said:

I think I missed something too! I can’t believe he’s got the crapalacky up to $90 on ebay! hilarious!

He better not show the wife, he might be sleeping on the couch when she finds out he spent that much on CRAPalacky

…it still looks like crackerlady to me everytine i see it…
…maby we should get an old woman to dress up like a giant ritz cracker

ut oh…i think i just gave ryan some ideas

Dude is a hot sauce maker late of AZ now residing in Mt Vernon OH , He also has a crapload of CaJohns stuff form the early days, and is the artist who designed the Mucho Danger label. Many of us have had copious beers with him and have many endearing other names for him.

He owned a hot shop in the Tuscon area. He also used to be in a business arraingement with H. P. Crackerlady. Needless to say, it ended on a bad chord. Note is too small, it may have been a bad movement… something like that.

This question just begs to be asked, If it is the Un-Hot Sauce, why did he send this release to the Hot Sauce Blog?

It just topped $100 look-out

its over 100 now, Mad you HAVE to win that bottle for Defcon Day!!! Dont let us down

CaJohn on 3/24/2006 at 5:11 pm said:

Oh well, I’m the confused one, still no one has contacted me.

Send it my way. I’ll review it.

Lisa on 3/24/2006 at 6:12 pm said:

its over 100 now, Mad you HAVE to win that bottle for Defcon Day!!! Dont let us down

Hey Lisa, you should just buy it, it’s for a greater cause!

can I use the business credit card??? dont make me…….

Cajohn, my dear, how are you

You guys are too much! I caught up a little bit on the crapalacky saga. Very funny! The HSB army is taking over!

Were do I enlist?! lol

Lisa on 3/24/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

can I use the business credit card??? dont make me…….

I don’t have a problem with that Just make sure you bring it to DEFCON day.

We’ll just tell Jeff we’re a little short, he’ll understand. Whats up Cajohn?

Dude is out sizing up armadillos as we speak. He said something about nicknaming it Harry?

I heard the Danny Cash Mash sucked about as much as Crapalacky!!LOL

The bad thing is, no one really knows the true story of how he got the idea for Cracker Barrel and how he really got in there. That is why it is called Crackerlady…Think about it????????

Tio Rico on 3/24/2006 at 6:56 pm said:

Dude is out sizing up armadillos as we speak. He said something about nicknaming it Harry?

I get it now!! The fiery food fest was in AZ! The animule in the pic with defcon wasn’t a cat! It was a harry armadillo!!

Where is Mad???? He better be glued to ebay trying to win the crapalacky sauce…. I have big plans for defcon day and that sauce

Nope. Ft. Worth and he had a special relationship with his “Harry” Armadillo.
Dude also go by Wiggles from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY Back………

Lisa on 3/24/2006 at 7:22 pm said:

Where is Mad???? He better be glued to ebay trying to win the crapalacky sauce…. I have big plans for defcon day and that sauce

Mad was drunk at 5 - and talking about going out drinking….. Hope he sobers up before bidding again!

Tio Rico on 3/24/2006 at 7:02 pm said:

The bad thing is, no one really knows the true story of how he got the idea for Cracker Barrel and how he really got in there. That is why it is called Crackerlady…Think about it????????

Guess you want the bottle too, huh Tico?

Have to try and keep it close, however, I do like the cause………. and I dont mind putting Crapalacky down.

Tio Rico on 3/24/2006 at 7:42 pm said:

Have to try and keep it close, however, I do like the cause………. and I dont mind putting Crapalacky down.

I hear you! Just too rich for my blood. Good luck!

MUCHO DANGER is in the house…..MUCHO BEERS“and woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo that bottle rules..May make a bid myself..DANNY CASH hot sucks……GO BC v NOVA

CaJohn on 3/24/2006 at 5:51 pm said:

This question just begs to be asked, If it is the Un-Hot Sauce, why did he send this release to the Hot Sauce Blog?

I too have wondered that….

Tio Rico on 3/24/2006 at 6:57 pm said:

I heard the Danny Cash Mash sucked about as much as Crapalacky!!LOL

For the record, Danny Cash Mash comes from the midwest, not Colorado. And it doesn’t really suck.
F.U.A.Z.!!!

dude on 3/24/2006 at 7:51 pm said:

MUCHO DANGER is in the house…..MUCHO BEERS“and woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo that bottle rules..May make a bid myself..DANNY CASH hot sucks……GO BC v NOVA

What the F*&% s this guy talking about??? C-Hip’s going down my friends. And who’s Tio Rico? Cold Beer _____? Is that you??

what?….hell yes..it’s ME DUDE,,and DANNY CASH Hot sucks sux…LOL..wazzzuuuo

HEY..why don’t you get CRAPALACKY to show you how to make UN HOT SAUCES..GO…;BC

Lee@DC on 3/24/2006 at 8:01 pm said:

What the F*&% s this guy talking about??? C-Hip’s going down my friends. And who’s Tio Rico? Cold Beer _____? Is that you??

Tio Rico is almost done with his prison time and moving to DENVER where it sucks and SNOWS…

Ha, eat shite you mumblin’ hic! lol

Oh yeah, I forgot, you live in tropical Ohio!

pmac on 3/23/2006 at 7:36 pm said:

Crapalacky

LOL It looks like it stuck :), do i get a bottle for free for the idea

MUMBLIN….HICK? You BASTARD..BE ready for my new DC label…BLOG DOG…LOL..Let’s have TEQUILA….

pmac on 3/24/2006 at 8:18 pm said:

LOL It looks like it stuck :), do i get a bottle for free for the idea

Where is your label machine and product? I will cut you in on 25% of Crap………alacky

dude on 3/24/2006 at 8:19 pm said:

MUMBLIN….HICK? You BASTARD..BE ready for my new DC label…BLOG DOG…LOL..Let’s have TEQUILA….

It’s on at Zestfest, punk. You and me. I’m gonna make YOU shoot tequila through your nose.

…and Cajohn’s gonna challenge Pepperman to a gallon of beer in a chugging contest, again.

You have to be with Danny Cashalacky? Working on new label right now. Then I am working onDanny Cash Mashalacky!!

CaJohn has lots of folks he does business with, and a lot of them seemed to be named ‘Chip’. In an effort to keep them straight, I try to associate them with their business. As Dude does also does dills, he goes by ‘pickled Chip’ to me though I guess ‘Sauced Chip’ works also :-P

I am so lost with you guys it is not even funny!

eman on 3/24/2006 at 8:44 pm said:

I am so lost with you guys it is not even funny!

Don’t worry eman. I’ve read most of this and i’m still lost!

dude on 3/24/2006 at 8:36 pm said:

You have to be with Danny Cashalacky? Working on new label right now. Then I am working onDanny Cash Mashalacky!!

I’m gonna kick your assalacky, mofo.

Is this off topic yet

As does dis dat and the other thing, why dony you start biddin? I am getting in autographed tomorrow

huvason on 3/24/2006 at 8:46 pm said:

Is this off topic yet

um…yeah

eman on 3/24/2006 at 8:47 pm said:

um…yeah

It is very funny though!

huvason on 3/24/2006 at 8:46 pm said:

Is this off topic yet

There is no way this is off topic, if you knew HarryPotterlacky and what a terd he is you would get it. What ever you do, dont go to Cracker Barrel.

look what i just found….

PEPPERS.COM OFFERS “WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE COLLECTOR’S SAUCE” AS HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA

Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:09 pm said:

huvason check this out
World’s Most Expensive Hot Sauce

Eman… they had posted that the other day for me. Like someone would actually buy that!

eman on 3/24/2006 at 8:51 pm said:

look what i just found….

PEPPERS.COM OFFERS “WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE COLLECTOR’S SAUCE” AS HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA

Ask Harry how got to the food network. Why cant Harry use the Professoinal Bull Riders on his website and how he scammed his way into Vegas. Probably a pretty sour subject with Mr. Young Red Skelton.

dude on 3/24/2006 at 8:51 pm said:

There is no way this is off topic, if you knew HarryPotterlacky and what a terd he is you would get it. What ever you do, dont go to Cracker Barrel.

Trying to follow - and definitely getting the idea he’s a terd! What’s the Cracker Barrel connection? missed that one!

you’ve got to read the actual post, even though it’s crappy.

thakswet on 3/24/2006 at 9:01 pm said:

you’ve got to read the actual post, even though it’s crappy.

I’ll try again - but it’s not easy! I actually got bored and stopped.

huvason on 3/24/2006 at 9:00 pm said:

Trying to follow - and definitely getting the idea he’s a terd! What’s the Cracker Barrel connection? missed that one!

So you dont have to see Crapalacky and be insulted by his attemp to make a true condiment. Dont forget we are all “Rubbish”

dude on 3/24/2006 at 9:04 pm said:

So you dont have to see Crapalacky and be insulted by his attemp to make a true condiment. Dont forget we are all “Rubbish”

Got it now!

has anybody seen this bottle at a Cracker Barrel, cause here in PA I don’t think they carry ‘em. Maybe it’s only the local Crack in NC. and you can find that crap on their website either.

can’t can’t find it.

thakswet on 3/24/2006 at 9:06 pm said:

has anybody seen this bottle at a Cracker Barrel, cause here in PA I don’t think they carry ‘em. Maybe it’s only the local Crack in NC. and you can find that crap on their website either.

No Cracker Barrel’s this far north.

CASHALACKY…That is 2 DAMN funny….WOOOFRIGGENHOOO

The Tony Danza Show….gimme a break.

Cackalacky Spice Sauce isn’t anything like the cheap stuff they crank out down in Louisiana.” Skelton said. “And, it sure isn’t gimmicky, like ‘Sauce of Death and Insanity,’ or whatever they call that rubbish. We’re not in the rubbish market

evreytime i read this i get more pissed off!!!

what an a** bag

Danny Cash on 3/24/2006 at 2:23 pm said:

Sorry to leave everyone out on that one. But a bunch of the Hot Saucers have drank many beers together and get sidetracked pretty easily. A great aliance has been made between CaJohn, Mild to Wild (Jim), Old Pueblo Distributing (formerly AZ Pickles, Chip) and the Danny Cash crew. Come to the shows, grab a beer and hang with us anytime - you’ll see!

I think my husband spent more time at your booth than he did at ours at the show last year in Costa Mesa CA

eman on 3/24/2006 at 9:36 pm said:

Cackalacky Spice Sauce isn’t anything like the cheap stuff they crank out down in Louisiana.” Skelton said. “And, it sure isn’t gimmicky, like ‘Sauce of Death and Insanity,’ or whatever they call that rubbish. We’re not in the rubbish market

evreytime i read this i get more pissed off!!!

what an a** bag

Now you know what the hub-bub is all about Well… did you bid on the bottle on ebay yet?

I did I did.

thakswet on 3/24/2006 at 9:50 pm said:

I did I did.

I see that - your nuts! At least it’s for charity.

If I win this bid, can I ship it out to each manufacturer and labelers (HSB regulars) to sign?

ummmmm…no

I will sign it thakswet :). I might have been the inspiration for the name i might have missed someone else saing it first but if it was me i will sign it LOL

I’m not even going to ask what’s happening It’s self explanatory

Kind of tired tonight so I think I’ll lurk around for a bit then hit the sack.

Have fun now…ya’ll hear

I gues I missed all the drunkin’ fun here tonight… that’s just what happens when a bunch of sauce makers get together in 1 place. (In this case a cyber place) You bloggers might have to prove you can hang with the makers. I hope Defcon Day produces a team to compete with the likes of the Cash Crew and the OPD Brothers (Dude and Tio Rico, not to mention the 3rd one Cold Beer _____) at Ft Worth. MSK you around anywhere? He knows firsthand how wild these “Shows” can get! I just keep pace and watch out for the newbies.

CaJohn…….Yeah dude I’m still here!

I guess he posted while I was catchin’ up. The rest must have passed out.

MSK, give me a call, huvason, contact me on where to send the Talon.

I’ll get my coffee and cigs and meet you on the back porch

MSK, I’m NOT dude, he molests armadillos

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 1:27 am said:

MSK, I’m NOT dude, he molests armadillos

CaJohn, I did not need to know that…

I’m just getting back from work - looks like something was really going down here! I missed about 400 posts! I have a feeling I won’t be catching up on all this…

I know its bad when the first thing I read mentions armadillos being molested!

To recap for ya Adam, Cackelacky spice sauce has insulted a couple of the greatest sauce makers of all time, a mockery of his sauce is up for auction on ebay here: Link.

Everybody is fighting over this, Thak has the high bid and wants it signed…That’s about it

And we have pictures!!!

Pictures?

Sounds like the perver…uh…I mean…the “perfect” media to show off in Ft. Worth!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 1:17 am said:

I gues I missed all the drunkin’ fun here tonight… that’s just what happens when a bunch of sauce makers get together in 1 place. (In this case a cyber place) You bloggers might have to prove you can hang with the makers. I hope Defcon Day produces a team to compete with the likes of the Cash Crew and the OPD Brothers (Dude and Tio Rico, not to mention the 3rd one Cold Beer _____) at Ft Worth. MSK you around anywhere? He knows firsthand how wild these “Shows” can get! I just keep pace and watch out for the newbies.

Hey guys, did I see a bit of a challenge here for Defcon Day?

” You bloggers might have to prove you can hang with the makers. I hope Defcon Day produces a team to compete with the likes of the Cash Crew and the OPD Brothers”

Creator what do you think? need to make this one extra special.
Hmmmmm one more thing he said, its sooooo true
“watch out for the newbies.”

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 1:17 am said:

I gues I missed all the drunkin’ fun here tonight… that’s just what happens when a bunch of sauce makers get together in 1 place. (In this case a cyber place) You bloggers might have to prove you can hang with the makers. I hope Defcon Day produces a team to compete with the likes of the Cash Crew and the OPD Brothers (Dude and Tio Rico, not to mention the 3rd one Cold Beer _____) at Ft Worth. MSK you around anywhere? He knows firsthand how wild these “Shows” can get! I just keep pace and watch out for the newbies.

Ahhhh, I do believe The Creator’s constitution is solid enough to hang with the best of them. Hopefully we will be bringing more Acolytes on board in the very near future, as The Createss really doesn’t drink and it’s just the two of us, so I have to make up the slack…Wait, this isn’t a bad thing.

chris k on 3/25/2006 at 6:10 am said:

Hey guys, did I see a bit of a challenge here for Defcon Day?

” You bloggers might have to prove you can hang with the makers. I hope Defcon Day produces a team to compete with the likes of the Cash Crew and the OPD Brothers”

Creator what do you think? need to make this one extra special.
Hmmmmm one more thing he said, its sooooo true
“watch out for the newbies.”

Why do you think I’m doing it on April Fools Day? Ulterior Motives have always been my Motis Operandi.

DEFCON Creator on 3/25/2006 at 6:39 am said:

Ahhhh, I do believe The Creator’s constitution is solid enough to hang with the best of them. Hopefully we will be bringing more Acolytes on board in the very near future, as The Createss really doesn’t drink and it’s just the two of us, so I have to make up the slack…Wait, this isn’t a bad thing.

Why do you think I’m doing it on April Fools Day? Ulterior Motives have always been my Motis Operandi.

Ahhh Creator, I see that not only are you getting prepared for next Saturday you seem to have some dark plans for the event.
And, you seem to be an early-riser as well.

wow..this armadillo thing is getting out of hand…and i can’t wait for for a chance to hit the stockyards again…that’s cool about the CASHALACKY SAUCE up on EBAY

thakswet on 3/24/2006 at 10:52 pm said:

If I win this bid, can I ship it out to each manufacturer and labelers (HSB regulars) to sign?

I’ll definitely sign!

huvason on 3/25/2006 at 8:06 am said:

I’ll definitely sign!

huvason, I thought you were going to win this one?

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 1:21 am said:

MSK, give me a call, huvason, contact me on where to send the Talon.

CaJohn - No problem. I will email Nick to get your info, or he can give you mine (not suppsed to post email on here) - unless there is an easier way to get in touch with you.

You know, since this Un-Hot Sauce goes great on “your burgers, dogs, beans, barbecue and beyond! ” maybe they should just sell this in packets as this is how all of those lesser-grade sauces are packaged.
Save the bottles for the real stuff!

DEFCON Creator on 3/25/2006 at 6:39 am said:

Ahhhh, I do believe The Creator’s constitution is solid enough to hang with the best of them. Hopefully we will be bringing more Acolytes on board in the very near future, as The Createss really doesn’t drink and it’s just the two of us, so I have to make up the slack…Wait, this isn’t a bad thing.

Why do you think I’m doing it on April Fools Day? Ulterior Motives have always been my Motis Operandi.

I’m with you Creator.

chris k on 3/25/2006 at 8:06 am said:

huvason, I thought you were going to win this one?

That was the plan - except I grossly underestimated the craziness around here. If I pay $130+ for this (even though it is going to charity) i’ll probably be sleeping in my car.

Here’s a question - since it IS going to charity, can I write it off on my taxes?

dude on 3/25/2006 at 7:45 am said:

wow..this armadillo thing is getting out of hand…and i can’t wait for for a chance to hit the stockyards again…that’s cool about the CASHALACKY SAUCE up on EBAY

Don’t let your mouth write a check your butt can’t CASH

hehehe CASHALACKY… that’s funny stuff. He Lee, that sauce might become wildly popular and your little Primera might not be able to keep. You want me quote you some large run labels??

WOW… my spelling sucks this early…

huvason on 3/25/2006 at 8:18 am said:

That was the plan - except I grossly underestimated the craziness around here. If I pay $130+ for this (even though it is going to charity) i’ll probably be sleeping in my car.

Here’s a question - since it IS going to charity, can I write it off on my taxes?

Technically, you CAN deduct the charitable contribution portion. No problem. Don’t ask how I know this… (but I was a CPA in another life)>

For those of you who were in ABQ, the party was severely limited by the logistics of the Sandia. Ft Worth is a different story. H3 closes earlier than the other establishments in the Stockyards, but there is a migration from joint to joint that always happens once they close. The Cash Crew of course hits the “Alternative” (sometimes you just gotta wonder) clubs, while C-Hip-Dude seems to hit them all. Yes it’s a great time, most hot sauce shows mean long days, great food, longer nights, much imbibing and little sleep. Except of course for Jim C, he has to take a head count the next morning at the show. Someone has to be responsible…

Hey CaJohn, have you seen the pictures of Danny from Thursday night in ABQ. Lee and Pepperman have some great photos!!

It was a pain in the arse to get downtown from the Sandia. $30.00 one-way cab ride! Thanks to the Cash boys, seven of us crammed into a Honda Accord for the trip to downtown ABQ. That was the night of the infamous ABQ crack whore that passed out in one of the Sandia kitchens I am really looking forward to Ft Worth!!

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 10:05 am said:

For those of you who were in ABQ, the party was severely limited by the logistics of the Sandia. Ft Worth is a different story. H3 closes earlier than the other establishments in the Stockyards, but there is a migration from joint to joint that always happens once they close. The Cash Crew of course hits the “Alternative” (sometimes you just gotta wonder) clubs, while C-Hip-Dude seems to hit them all. Yes it’s a great time, most hot sauce shows mean long days, great food, longer nights, much imbibing and little sleep. Except of course for Jim C, he has to take a head count the next morning at the show. Someone has to be responsible…

Hmmmm. I live just north of Dallas (suburban McKinney), but I’m thinking I need to get a hotel room in Ft Worth all the same! This sounds more like E3 (computer game convention in LA) all the time!

Get a room close to the Stockyards, the Ft Worth police are ALWAYS shown on COPS! We have managed to make the trip back to the Will Rodgers area the last couple of years without being stopped, but I’m not risling it this year.

Dan, I didn’t see them all, but I did see some of Danny worshiping at the porcelain altar! His loving brother was carrying them around.

DEFCON Creator on 3/25/2006 at 6:39 am said:

Ahhhh, I do believe The Creator’s constitution is solid enough to hang with the best of them. Hopefully we will be bringing more Acolytes on board in the very near future, as The Createss really doesn’t drink and it’s just the two of us, so I have to make up the slack…Wait, this isn’t a bad thing.

Why do you think I’m doing it on April Fools Day? Ulterior Motives have always been my Motis Operandi.

Creator, a question for you, if there is a line drawn between the maker’s and the bloggers… what side of that line do you stand?

After all, there are several makers on the bolg, and we know where we stand, welcome to the Dark Side!!!

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 10:23 am said:

Get a room close to the Stockyards, the Ft Worth police are ALWAYS shown on COPS! We have managed to make the trip back to the Will Rodgers area the last couple of years without being stopped, but I’m not risling it this year.

Dan, I didn’t see them all, but I did see some of Danny worshiping at the porcelain altar! His loving brother was carrying them around.

What are big brothers for?

Yeah, I don’t believe our hotel room is close to the Stockyards. Our rooms were booked for us by the “powers that be” at work. I think it’s closer to the Will Rogers Center. Let’s hope the cabs are cheaper in Ft. Worth.

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 10:23 am said:

Get a room close to the Stockyards, the Ft Worth police are ALWAYS shown on COPS! We have managed to make the trip back to the Will Rodgers area the last couple of years without being stopped, but I’m not risling it this year.

Dan, I didn’t see them all, but I did see some of Danny worshiping at the porcelain altar! His loving brother was carrying them around.

Who needs enemies when you have a brother like that!

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 11:09 am said:

Creator, a question for you, if there is a line drawn between the maker’s and the bloggers… what side of that line do you stand?

After all, there are several makers on the bolg, and we know where we stand, welcome to the Dark Side!!!

You have posed a most interesting and intriguing question. Being a maker, albeit rather new to the scene, I stand with The Capsaicin-Generating Brotherhood.
The bloggers are a great bunch, and without enthusiasm such as theirs, the industry wouldn’t be where it is.

But most of all… We are Chileheads at heart. We stand united, we are the hunters, gatherers and providers to our Chilehead bretheren. No room for Un-…!!!

Dan, cabs are the best way, not quite a $30.00 ride, but still a bunch. We learned the “back” way which didn’t take us through Ft Worth propper.

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 12:33 pm said:

Dan, cabs are the best way, not quite a $30.00 ride, but still a bunch. We learned the “back” way which didn’t take us through Ft Worth propper.

I’m sure we’ll hook up with some one when down there. We could always find a ride from someone and slide some gas money. After the part at El Pinto in ABQ we had a waitress give us a ride back to the Sandia. I was a 45 minute wait for a cab… eeessshhh!! What a cool thing for her to do!

chris k on 3/25/2006 at 8:12 am said:

You know, since this Un-Hot Sauce goes great on “your burgers, dogs, beans, barbecue and beyond! ” maybe they should just sell this in packets as this is how all of those lesser-grade sauces are packaged.
Save the bottles for the real stuff!

nice!

Hey DAN..I have a great idea!!!!!!!
Why dont you print off an entire roll of the crapalake lables and we can send them to Harry to put on their bottles!

CaJohn on 3/25/2006 at 12:31 pm said:

But most of all… We are Chileheads at heart. We stand united, we are the hunters, gatherers and providers to our Chilehead bretheren. No room for Un-…!!!

Agreed. However, the Createss is the gatherer, I prefer to be the hunter. Sorry, couldn’t resist.

eman on 3/25/2006 at 12:46 pm said:

Hey DAN..I have a great idea!!!!!!!
Why dont you print off an entire roll of the crapalake lables and we can send them to Harry to put on their bottles!

hehe I am not on here to burn any bridges…

I’ll be mobile at Ft Worth since I’ll have driven down. You all are welcome to use my truck for the partying. I won’t be needing it for that

Jim Campbell (Mild to Wild®) on 3/25/2006 at 12:51 pm said:

I’ll be mobile at Ft Worth since I’ll have driven down. You all are welcome to use my truck for the partying. I won’t be needing it for that

Uh oh he is offering his truck up for a party truck. He really is dedicated to his hot sauce buddies!

You don’t want me to take your truck, Jim.. hehe Trust me! I tend to partake a bit too much when surrounded by The Creator, The Cash Boys, MSK and not to mention all the beers I must have with my new HSB friends that I have yet to meet in person. It could get a little ugly.

Dan @ BLP Labels on 3/25/2006 at 12:57 pm said:

You don’t want me to take your truck, Jim.. hehe Trust me! I tend to partake a bit too much when surrounded by The Creator, The Cash Boys, MSK and not to mention all the beers I must have with my new HSB friends that I have yet to meet in person. It could get a little ugly.

Where is this you all are planning on meeting?

How many of you are going to zestfest?

I can be the designated driver then, though you will all be up WAY past my bedtime. I’ll also keep the bail money

DEFCON Creator on 3/25/2006 at 12:21 pm said:

You have posed a most interesting and intriguing question. Being a maker, albeit rather new to the scene, I stand with The Capsaicin-Generating Brotherhood.
The bloggers are a great bunch, and without enthusiasm such as theirs, the industry wouldn’t be where it is.

Oh my! My pride has been shattered….do I detect a chilihead social divide? I must go slither back into my lowly blogger hole to weep..I now feel most UN-worthy

just kidin’..i think

eman - There are just two of us. This is our first ZestFest so I don’t know where everyone goes to hang out. I’m sure we will get things nailed down the closer it gets.

Jim - Your offer is excellent although I think a cab would be cheaper than the bail money I give you to hold for me lol

Jim Campbell (Mild to Wild®) on 3/25/2006 at 1:09 pm said:

I can be the designated driver then, though you will all be up WAY past my bedtime. I’ll also keep the bail money

Bail money? Now there’s a team player for ya. Always good to know who’s got your back…

what the #^$% , is everyone out with Crapalacky and Dude with the dang Armadillo????????????????

Hold on Dan! Maybe Jim’s bringing a Firetruck!!!!!!

OH Please Mr. Jim! Bring a firetruck!!!!!!

My first Zestfest too, under the current management. Did the original disastrous Dalllas Chile Pepper mag show back when it first was sold.

I’ve LONG wanted to find an old firetruck (small one) and drive it to the shows. Put some side boards on it for displaying the sauces and work off of it. It’d be kinda neat to drive it into my space at the show, set the brake, and have booth set up done

Jim Campbell (Mild to Wild®) on 3/26/2006 at 4:37 am said:

My first Zestfest too, under the current management. Did the original disastrous Dalllas Chile Pepper mag show back when it first was sold.

I’ve LONG wanted to find an old firetruck (small one) and drive it to the shows. Put some side boards on it for displaying the sauces and work off of it. It’d be kinda neat to drive it into my space at the show, set the brake, and have booth set up done

Hey Jim, here’s an idea for ya…get yourself a mini-pumper, and replace the pump panel with a selection of taps! Rig up some sort of way to have hot sauce come from the taps..

Great idea! All it takes is more money than I have at the moment. Or, at least until I put that Blairs’ on the market

I can work somthing out, I have my plasma cutter and MIG
Maybe a Mild to Wild bike / fire truck (wheels spinning now)

jim campbell- Mild to Wild(R) on 3/26/2006 at 11:34 am said:

Great idea! All it takes is more money than I have at the moment. Or, at least until I put that Blairs’ on the market

I always seem to conjure up all kinds of weird ideas. If only I had the money to make it all happen!
One of my other ideas, was to take an old tanker truck, fill it full of beer. Paint it like a cow, install utters all along the bottom of the tank, and there you have it! A giant beer cow!!

You’d probably have more people lining up next to yours. Say… we could always park them side by side. Provided I get a cut of *your* action

Jim are you or at “the house” now?

Crap I meant are you home or at the fire house now?

This is so close to my ultimate dream come true, copious amonts of hot sauce and beer in tanker trucks for utilization at will- if you guys mention scantly clad, large breasted hostesses and a shetland pony- I know you all are reading my mind.

Vic on 3/26/2006 at 11:57 am said:

This is so close to my ultimate dream come true, copious amonts of hot sauce and beer in tanker trucks for utilization at will- if you guys mention scantly clad, large breasted hostesses and a shetland pony- I know you all are reading my mind.

Not to sure about the pony part…but the hostesses would fit the scene quite nicely!!

I have fond childhood memories of wearing the red cowboy hat and matching vest to take pony rides at the fair- what were you thinking? This is a family friendly site, I have the V-Chip. LOL

Alright Vic, the pony is included..but only for you! And you must wear a red hat and vest!! Hi O silver..AWAY!

BEEEEEEER, Fire, utters and a pony? I am IN..I’ll bring my mickey mouse ears and pink tutu…That bottle is up to 153.00….woofriggenhoooo

Mickey Mouse Ears and a pink tutu?!!!

oh yeah, i forgot my inflatablr DUCK…

Dude on 3/26/2006 at 2:35 pm said:

BEEEEEEER, Fire, utters and a pony? I am IN..I’ll bring my mickey mouse ears and pink tutu…That bottle is up to 153.00….woofriggenhoooo

Dude, hittin the brown bottles a little early today! By the way, if your going to live in the country, especially the FARM country of Northern Central Ohio, those are udders. We need a pic of you in those ears and tutu to go with the one of C-Hip and all his bling!

just opened first beer and watching UCONN. Yeah, iwasn;t sure about that spelling. Hey, did you see that CRAPALACKY is outselling Lady Liberty..That is toooo funny big guy.

I doubt you are on #1, you’re with Tio Loco. You wiing to part with #11?
Give me a call.

WOOHOOOO..i am post #500..that’s gotta be record!..Yeah, #11 would be fun to sell. You know how your health is… 8 )

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 3:27 pm said:

I doubt you are on #1, you’re with Tio Loco. You wiing to part with #11?
Give me a call.

Spelling error intentional… I’m talkin’ to Dude, want to make him feel comfortable.

I am wondering what that bottle will do tomorrow when it gets looked at by the General Public. People are going to wonder why this bottle has over 300 hits and is that high. Right now it’s just been this room and all of it has been by the “Blog Pound”….

CaJohn on 3/24/2006 at 5:06 pm said:

I thought you were going to get in touch with me about reviewing the Talon, the Fatavina Sauce.

CAJohn, I’m a little behind. YEh! I’d love to! I wanted to see you after the show but I missed you. How do I get a talon I’ll send you an email. Sorry guys I had to go out and get the wife some food (Ruts Hut - the best hot dawgs). I trying to read all the threads. Still hadn’t found my hose!

Jim C is donating a hose..found your nozzle yet? (Couldn’t resist)

Dude, are you willing to sell #11? of the lady liberty?

Maybe..I have to talk to my agent.

Or is this a different item you are talking about?

Dude, You’re going to be a rich man by the time this auction ends!

let me know or if you know CaJohn I think he might be interested, since he made it you might want to give him first dibs LOL

No, It’s Lady Liberty #11 signed by the Big Kahuna himself.

Mad_R what auction are you guys talking about?

I’m so brain dead today. Just reading all the threads. Any other scandal going on the HSB?

Me and Huvason want to bring it to Defcon Day, take some pics and send them down to this clown. Now thats a gimmick. I’m going to send him a hose (Jim we need a hose) and a kitchen sink as well

Mad..just go to the HSB bottle aand hit the “review sellers other items” Yesterday a King Cobra signed went for 45.00

Dammm I’d like to get that Lady Liberty. I have one somewhere but I don’t think it’s signed. Maybe I’ll bring it to Zest Fest and bribe John with a few bottles of fermented bubbly stuff.

I am so dead with this Crapalaky bottle. What the hell am I thinking. I won a bid for a “vintage” Casio VL Tone (I don’t even play the piano). $50.00! I defo lost it.

Hold on I’m getting a beer. I’m still in the dog hose from Friday (staggered home at 5:00am)

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 3:53 pm said:

Me and Huvason want to bring it to Defcon Day, take some pics and send them down to this clown. Now thats a gimmick. I’m going to send him a hose (Jim we need a hose) and a kitchen sink as well

MAD, did you get the hose yet, cause Jim said he would bring one.

Jim Campbell (Mild to Wild®) on 3/26/2006 at 4:30 am said:

Yikes!! Yeah, it was a bit of a surprise to see the post count go from 99 at bedtime to almost 400 in the morning

It would be no problem for me to bring a short section of firehose to Zestfest. And yes, in response to something asked wwaaayyyy back, that is a nutcracker. It was a gift. And yes again- most all of this stuff I’m finding will be up for bid. Quit wasting money on poop a serf (crap a lackey) and wait for the good stuff

Mad, there are two versions of Lady Liberty. One has red wax, available to the masses and a limited edition one that was only sold by CaJohns that was signed, numbered and had red, white and blue wax. It was $50.00 and it went to the Red Cross for 9/11 Fund. We sold the regular one for $35 on our site.

Fermented bubbly stuff always accepted…

I’ve an antique nozzle that I’ve inherited from somehwere- I’ll bring it with the hose. Rest easy Mad. Still waiting on your email.

I think me you and MSK are going to do some damage at Zest Fest

I’m working on it. Everytime I sit at puter, wifey starts giving out to me

Re: I think me you and MSK are going to do some damage at Zest Fest

Who’s that directed at? I could think of a looonnnggggg list of names you could be thinking of

I think I have the standard issue, I paid more than $35 for it though that I can tell you

Zest Fest…Bring your taste buds, spurs and money but leave your liver at home

Jim, Mad may have meant anyone of us…I know YOU won’t be one of the Wild ones though, you’re always pretty Mild… and usually in bed asleep before it gets too crazy. No offense meant here, someone has to maintain decorum.

Dude, or C-Hip back in the house!!! I need to post that pic of you at H3 that Saturday Night…

Can’t argue with you One of these days I’ll surprise you… just not when I have an 18 hour drive home to make it back to the firehouse in time for duty the next day

The worst part of that night was driving the wrong way on the ONE WAAAY street with a beer and getting flagged down by that cop. I acted like i was on my cell phone talking to my wife. He said “Get this rig turned around go out the other way”..I said GO HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! and went on my way

In addition to the bail money, maybe you’d better leave me one of your cell phones

Dude on 3/26/2006 at 4:31 pm said:

The worst part of that night was driving the wrong way on the ONE WAAAY street with a beer and getting flagged down by that cop. I acted like i was on my cell phone talking to my wife. He said “Get this rig turned around go out the other way”..I said GO HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! and went on my way

Damn Tourists, Everyone knows it’s Hook ‘Em Horns…

or it could be the time i took a cab back the show. I told him it was at the ROY ROGERS center. We drove for 45 minutes before he asked if me if i meant the WILL rogers..damn..

Dude on 3/26/2006 at 4:36 pm said:

or it could be the time i took a cab back the show. I told him it was at the ROY ROGERS center. We drove for 45 minutes before he asked if me if i meant the WILL rogers..damn..

Whoa Trigger…

Where’s the Cash Brew today? Whoops, I meant Cash Crew!

or it could be the time my cab showed up in my booth. Drove right through the show to my booth to pick up my brother..Oh wait, that was HOUSTON…another fun show

Around you Dude, it’s always somethin’ to write home about…

Is the Pacific Ocean on your left?

Houston *is* fun if you don’t mind mosquitoes, dust, oppressive heat, dust, humidty, dust, and… did I mention dust? CaJohn will just think I’m being negative

I actually ment CAJohn but I guess i ment the whole crew.

Yeah, thnat damn ocean can be tricky..and there was friggen Earthquake..that was about as memorable as that show got..CRAPALACKY sucks..thought i’d reinstate that once

It’s a lot better when you sit down…

Dude your like me. Me and cabs don’t do too well

Dude, you goin back to Anaheim this year for the 2nd Annual?

LOL Hahahahhaah CAPALACKY SUCKS - I need a tshirt with that on it next time I go down to NC.

Maybe I’ll put it on the back of a Jersey Death shirt.

Tell him the story Dude… Abdul the Cabbie and his buddies The OPD Brothers!

MAD, Imagine a cab driving through the crowd at ABQ, on a quest to retrieve his Buddy Cold Beer _____!!! Jim did mention it was a horse arena right? And did he say it was dusty?

Dude I’m sitting down for this one. This sounds toooo funny

U CONN TIES IT UP WITH NO TIME..I AM STILL ALIVE>>>>Crapalacky sucks.. : )

No way! Dusty horse shite all over everyone!

If you’d stopped by the booth during set up time at ABQ, you’da seen me *still* busy trying to get rid of the dusty horse shite offa the firetruck! Incredible But, the show is well worth it!

But the best part of Houston is we have a health inspection! Although we do have to cover the dirt floor under our booth with plastic as to not further soil the soil.

That cabby liked us and we even bought him a six pack of beer on the way back to the hotel one night. The last night he was supposed to pick up my brother and get him to the airport EARLY. Every morning he dropped us off at our booth PRE-SHOW hours. Since you can drive in and out each morning. Well, Sunday night came and at 4:00 PM here comes the cab driving through the crowd. I think half the Houston Police department had him surrounded by Jim and CaJohns booth. After some smooth slurring they let him go…No Lie

Jim I was trying to get you to sign my Unbearable. You said the tag is signed! That must of been right after you got all the dust off of the firetruck. I got to bring a marker next time. Hey that firetruck is pretty cool, maybe you should put some lights on it , siren? Don’t mind me I do that with everything take it apart and pimp it out. You should see my Jeep. Never mind that I’ll send you a pic of my old bike.

I defo doing a solo mission to Zest Fest. Jim you can hold my bail money. Maybe one of my whaked out buddies will come. This is going to be a train wreck!

At Albuqureque I had wifey and JR. Kind of had to behave.

DOWN GOES U CONN DOWN GOES U CONN DOWN GOES U CONN….MY BRACKET IS DEAD..SON OF CRAPALACKY…

Mad, still waiting on that email cajohn at cajohns dot com
See Jim, I pay attention…

Dude I’m out too. Don’t feel bad

Dude, ya gotta get over it…

TIME FOR BEER #2 (__)3….

Guys bear with me I have to set up my email I can get it ok but I’m having trouble sending it out these days (maybe hitting the send button would help) I’m chainging over to my domain name (Mad_Reilly.com).

How did you ever come up with “Dude” anyway?

Dude come on I’m on my errrrrrr 12th. It’s Sunday!

YOU know me..i just think of soemthing on the spot. The damn Cash Crew spotted me. i was going to use the Peach Hot sauce name

Dude is talking about 12 packs, not individual beers. Being in the company of Tio Loco that may be cases, not 12 packs…

Not for nothing Has anyone heard from the Three Hot Tamale girls? They’ve been quiet! And where’s loca luna brian?

i only drink one or two when i feel like having alcoholic beverage. Usually have ice tea and milk. I also only drink by myself or if i am with someone.. Can you see this Halo “O”

Yes Padre Frita. Momma went home so your back at the Monastary, we know…

Tio Rico, Jaime or you call him LOCO wants to know when he will get one of your Glamour Shots autographed..Maybe you should wear something billowy

I only usually go for one. I just can never find the one I’m looking for.

I guess that’s the feminine, should be Padre Frito!!!

Tell him to get one on ebay…
Doesn’t Loco fit him better?

hold on I had a thought
Cackalaky sucks!

MAD, You know how to get Padre Frito goin’!!!

Sorry Padre forgive me for I have sinned.

Actually it’s vena pequeña (small vein)..but yes, loco fits just as well!

small vein?????

padre frito—-(Fried Father) I don’t see the fit..SON OF A ^%%^&&

Jim, that antique nozzle, is it a straight stream, or an adjustable?

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 5:32 pm said:

Jim, that antique nozzle, is it a straight stream, or an adjustable?

I think CaJohn has an antique nozzle

Padre Fritas de bolsa, hows that?

Hold on let me get my Sanish dictionary

Father Fried of stock market

I would say that damn bad spanish

Taking it from patatas fritas (potato chips)

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 5:27 pm said:

hold on I had a thought
Cackalaky sucks!

MAD , YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, $152 for Capalacky!

dictionary . com

Huvason don’t remind me I know I’m fu%6in nuts (dead too). I’m going to have to sleep in the van (again)

patatas fritas de bolsa (potato crisps)

in Mt Vernonese… ‘tater chips

Craoalackyy aspira

and I know Tio Rico Loco likes BOTH kinds of music, Country AND Western!

huvason on 3/26/2006 at 5:38 pm said:

MAD , YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, $152 for Capalacky!

Hey Huv, nice to have ya back!! How was the swirlin twirlin

La Crakalaky esta merde

sorry about spelling second beer kicking in..going on a “B Double E Double R—UN”…

merde?? muerte?

Tio’s about to drive the bottle up. HE is MAD he can’t have it. His kids go the YMCA half of this going to them anyway..He has had 3 three beers in ONE night!

I don’t think you guys should be driving anything Dude. Three 12s, 18s or 24s?

Let the Games begin, just got back income tax check.

merde agus muerte opps getting the Irish confused with the Spanish.

All I know is we need this for Defcon Day!

Tracy C on 3/26/2006 at 5:44 pm said:

Hey Huv, nice to have ya back!! How was the swirlin twirlin

LONG DAY. My Daughter took 1st, 2nd 4th annd 5th in solo, team took second,

Trying to catch up on the posts now………… Then I need to start working on my sauce labels….

Dude keep it Getto - crack a 40

Oh I see where I got confused… Tio Rico - Loco_Reilly!

Tio Rico, let the boys have their fun, your just pissed you can’t go to Defcon Day!

Huvason was she the only girl there? Good stuff! I hope she left some trophys for everyone else

Now you’re talkin CaJohns plant neighborhood, ask Dude about his girlfriend Tasha…

I did not mean for the bottle of Crapalacky—I meant for Beer

Ok Dude - What’s up with Tasha?

Huvason, many kudos to the daughter, got to be REAL proud of that!
I’m proud of that and I haven’t even met you!

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 5:53 pm said:

Huvason was she the only girl there? Good stuff! I hope she left some trophys for everyone else

LOL - there were others smart a$$. Unforutnately shes only 6 and has to twirl against 8-9 year olds!

Dude has a bad case of azul nardgas, had to send him for ice, hopefully he will use it for the cerveza…

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 5:57 pm said:

Huvason, many kudos to the daughter, got to be REAL proud of that!
I’m proud of that and I haven’t even met you!

Thanx CaJohn…. We are very proud!

WOW thats awesome! Jr’s here he want’s to say hi

Padre was wathcin the cheerleaders instead of thebasketball teams (I hope)

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 5:59 pm said:

WOW thats awesome! Jr’s here he want’s to say hi

What’s up JR!!!!!!!!

DUD is out of office right now, had to go get some liquid skills down the road.

Hi Jr!

Huv, so she’s teachin the big girls how to do it, that’s even more Awesome!

All of us here are proud of Huvasons girl. That’s great stuff. I can’t wait untill JR can start kicking a football.

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 6:02 pm said:

Hi Jr!

Huv, so she’s teachin the big girls how to do it, that’s even more Awesome!

LOL, not yet! next show STATES, then regionals in Kutztown PA - any chili heads near Kutztown? Niationals are in Savannah Ga - what about down there!

Why do you think I had to take Dude to church this morning, he had to bless the Holy Water, or at least that is what he said it was, I think it was Vodka, not sure

Kutztown PA Sombody or somthing is out near there!
I think somone on the blog is out there

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 6:06 pm said:

Kutztown PA Sombody or somthing is out near there!
I think somone on the blog is out there

I thought I read that as well> I think i’ll be there June 1,2,3

Tasha..?..man o man..and i mean man? or Man?..That is a crazy neigborhood. Met a hooker and saw a car get stole..

stole? you are learnin’ the lingo of the ‘hood Dude!

huvason on 3/26/2006 at 5:51 pm said:

LONG DAY. My Daughter took 1st, 2nd 4th annd 5th in solo, team took second,

Trying to catch up on the posts now………… Then I need to start working on my sauce labels….

Tell her the nerds on the blog said “great job”!

Did ya cry when she took first!!

…I am hip with the ways of the hood..put a cap in yo A$#

Tracy C on 3/26/2006 at 6:15 pm said:

Tell her the nerds on the blog said “great job”!

Did ya cry when she took first!!

Thanx guys. I’ll tell her. No crying for me she did at the end - too long of a day for her! After crying she took second against 9 year olds though.

Ain’t Skeered Dude, you know what the sign in the kitchen door says…

better get to steppin’..and lock your door when you get out of your car..Does it say “NO FEAR”..you know i have a knife

Yo Mama has the knife!

Mama has the knife because took it away from me and gave her MY KNIFE…

Yes it does say “NO FEAR” I figure if the smell of habs and extract cookin’ doesn’t scare them, they can come on in. If any of you bloggers are ever in our area, stop by, we’ll give you a tour.

make sure you lock your car..and yes the extract will get your attention. Oh yeah, Tasha might be hangin around…

Dude, ya got any spare change…

Hold on got to run down and make dinner. JR is going ballistic and mama has a headache. Sausage & (hot) Peppers tonight.

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 6:46 pm said:

Yes it does say “NO FEAR” I figure if the smell of habs and extract cookin’ doesn’t scare them, they can come on in. If any of you bloggers are ever in our area, stop by, we’ll give you a tour.

I once considered it..but after reading some of this stuff..not so sure now

You know why CRAPALACKY doesn’t have a NAVY? Crap doesn’t float..Thought i throw in a Crap post since this is a Crap Post..what is the Guiness Record for posts?..

Sounds like Tasha had a voice down in the barritone section of the music scale??? Sure it wasn’t Ted previously?

I agree Dude Cackalacky sucks!

I think her full name is TASHALACKY..

Tracy it’s not that bad,

They think we’re ALL crazy!!! The smell of capsicum in the air…pallets upon pallets of habaneros in the side drive in late September…People going in pale faced and leaving bright red, sometimes coughing, choking…the Fire Extinguisher company that shares the building with us…This place must be dangerous! They know a Dude when they see one though. H.P. Cackalacky wouldn’t make it to the door.

AKA Crapalaky, Has anyone emailed this guy?

It’s the only kitchen i have seen that has a machine gun next that shoots habaneros..

Well, now I got to go fix dinner, be back later…

Behave Padre Frita! (by the way, fried does make sense, look in the mirror)

machine gun nest..i mean..

Later BWANA..Tio and I will be here..NOVA is going down..

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 6:55 pm said:

Tracy it’s not that bad,

They think we’re ALL crazy!!! The smell of capsicum in the air…pallets upon pallets of habaneros in the side drive in late September…People going in pale faced and leaving bright red, sometimes coughing, choking…the Fire Extinguisher company that shares the building with us…This place must be dangerous! They know a Dude when they see one though. H.P. Cackalacky wouldn’t make it to the door.

Man - i’d love to stop by and check the operation out! Sounds great!

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 6:55 pm said:

Tracy it’s not that bad,

They think we’re ALL crazy!!! The smell of capsicum in the air…pallets upon pallets of habaneros in the side drive in late September…People going in pale faced and leaving bright red, sometimes coughing, choking…the Fire Extinguisher company that shares the building with us…This place must be dangerous! They know a Dude when they see one though. H.P. Cackalacky wouldn’t make it to the door.

Yea John that was my point. I can handle the hood. It’s you guys that concern me! haha

It is pretty cool…er hot Smaller kitchen than you might think. Amazing the amount of product he turns out of there!

CaJohn on 3/26/2006 at 6:46 pm said:

Yes it does say “NO FEAR” I figure if the smell of habs and extract cookin’ doesn’t scare them, they can come on in. If any of you bloggers are ever in our area, stop by, we’ll give you a tour.

I’d love to check your operation out too! Sounds impressive!

I’m serious, it’s an open invite to all! Come on by, we’ll show you what we do and try to explain why Jim C taught me to do it this way. Late Sept, early Oct we’ll even put you to work.

Habs & extract are normally kept on hand by a lot of manufacturers- handy when those pesky inspectors stop by It gets into the air & problems mostly solved!

Yup- come on by in late September. Eventually you’ll all hear about another happenin’ chile pepper event & you can double that up with helping CaJohn destem about 10,000 lbs of my/his habaneros. Make it through that & you definitetly earn the title of a chilehead

jim campbell- Mild to Wild(R) on 3/26/2006 at 8:14 pm said:

Yup- come on by in late September. Eventually you’ll all hear about another happenin’ chile pepper event & you can double that up with helping CaJohn destem about 10,000 lbs of my/his habaneros. Make it through that & you definitetly earn the title of a chilehead

Strange as it may sound - but that sounds like fun :)

Yeah, yeah- I wish CaJohn would teach me about half of what he knows about marketing!

It was fun for about ten minutes After 15 years it gets a little old. My nieces & nephews kind of liked it- paid them by the bucket to destem chiles. Made good CHRISTmas money for them Not every 4 year old makes a couple of hundred dollars in a few months time.

jim campbell- Mild to Wild(R) on 3/26/2006 at 8:19 pm said:

It was fun for about ten minutes After 15 years it gets a little old. My nieces & nephews kind of liked it- paid them by the bucket to destem chiles. Made good CHRISTmas money for them Not every 4 year old makes a couple of hundred dollars in a few months time.

I hear you. I’ve only been doing it 1 pound at a time! I can imagine that when you are doing THOUSANDS of pounds it get get to you!

Hey - do what I do, when I don’t want to mess with the fresh peppers use some Red SAvina Pepper Mash. I get it From this guy Jim (funny -same name as you). The guy is a little crazy though - he ships it to me first, then I add shipping and pay him :) :) :) :) :)

Tried to get the guys at the firehouse to help me out one year- now THAT was funny. Worked all morning, took ‘em to lunch, and then the beer started flowing. That was the end of that

It has gotten easier now- I make John do it all

Crazy? You ought to see it when I let folks walk away with stuff at the fairs on the promise they’ll send payment when they get home. You don’t have to be very bright to make a living running into burning buildings

Hey Jim that does sound like fun! I might be up for that. I’m an old farmer myself.

I’m back - had to make dinner. JR is with Mama now getting a bath. I got another brewski. Did I miss much?

jim campbell- Mild to Wild(R) on 3/26/2006 at 8:28 pm said:

Crazy? You ought to see it when I let folks walk away with stuff at the fairs on the promise they’ll send payment when they get home. You don’t have to be very bright to make a living running into burning buildings

Yeah… I know a bunch of NYC FD - go to Jet games with them (they throw the BEST tailgates - best cooks in the lot). My bro is also NYPD - there all nuts!

Mad’s here- must be my bedtime

An ‘old farmer’ is anyone who’s done farming for more than two seasons. Quickest way I know to make an old man out of ya!

Well, come tailgate season let me know & I’ll send you some sauces to share with them.

Sorry I was gone so long - just a reminder Cackalacky sucks!

jim campbell- Mild to Wild(R) on 3/26/2006 at 8:34 pm said:

Well, come tailgate season let me know & I’ll send you some sauces to share with them.

Deal - thanx…. Great bunch of guys. Best Shrimp Scampi I ever had - cooked out of the back of a mini-van!

Huvason you rock J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

Jim
That’s the truth! My familly still does it. My Uncle is 70+ and built like a brick S^&thouse.

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 8:36 pm said:

Huvason you rock J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

Yeah… we’ll see when the draft comes. My company has season tickets. I’ll make sure you get an invite next year MAD….. BYW only 13 hours left for the Crapalacky auction

Jim how big of a farm do you have for 10,000lbs of habs?

13 HRS left..and Crapalacky still sucks..

I believe you Mad! Why would anyone lie about that?! “Hmmm… I can lie to that chick & tell her I was a fighter pilot to impress her. Nah- I’ll tell her I was a farmer!”

Me and a few lads are BIG Jets fans. We go to an away game each year to reek havoc. Trips are so funny. The best one was San Diego. We got thrown out of our hotel. Somthing to do with streeking.

14 hours & it will still suck- maybe not the sauce (never tried it) but the company MO does!

Dude who’s sauce did you slap the lable on? Never got an anwser to that one? Not that I would open it

I don’t have a farm myself- I rent the ground. Have contracted for the farming the last couple of years though I’m still responsible for most everything (purchase seed, supply plants, arrange harvest, etc). I rent 5 acres. It actually produces well more than 10,000 lbs. I think we did 26,000 lbs of chiles last year though John could tell you better.

Hey Nick (he’s been real quiet lately) this has to be a record thread

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 8:42 pm said:

Me and a few lads are BIG Jets fans. We go to an away game each year to reek havoc. Trips are so funny. The best one was San Diego. We got thrown out of our hotel. Somthing to do with streeking.

Cool - for reason it doesn’t suprise me

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 8:45 pm said:

Hey Nick (he’s been real quiet lately) this has to be a record thread

Yeah… and all on topic

It’s an OLD Bottle I dug up. Have no Idea of which one it is, That is why it says “Not for human Consumption” right on it….Figured it didn’t matter since it was never going to opened..PLUS..With CRAP and SPICES in it who’d want it..

WOW Jim that is so awesome I wish I could get into that. And where do you live?

Indianapolis. Just south of it actually. You want into it, and I want OUT of it. Hmmmm….. sounds like we might have something

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 8:42 pm said:

Me and a few lads are BIG Jets fans. We go to an away game each year to reek havoc. Trips are so funny. The best one was San Diego. We got thrown out of our hotel. Somthing to do with streeking.

You have got to come to a Dallas game then Mad, provided the Jets get on the schedule!

Indianoplis? what kind of a growing season do you have?

loco luna brian! I am also a Big Fish (Parcells) fan. I so thought he was going to be with The Jets but we wound up with Hermo.

A fairly short one. Plants get started in early March, transplanted to the fields Memorial Day, and harvest on the habs starts late August/early September. Continues to first frost which is anywhere from September to November. Cayennes & Japs start about mid July.

The Tuna has still got a so-so rep in Dallas. No title, no cred (although he got plenty with the Giants). Maybe this year. If we can get the o-line in shape, we could have something.

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 8:54 pm said:

loco luna brian! I am also a Big Fish (Parcells) fan. I so thought he was going to be with The Jets but we wound up with Hermo.

MAD - and here I thought I liked you. A PARCELLS fan? Say it ain’t so

wow kind of sounds like here. Not to go off thread but I would love to lean about growing chilis! I keep telling my wife that I want to buy a farm. I need a barn to keep all my crap in as well. I can herar the clank of the frypan on my head now “Lori I’m quitting my job and I’m going to grow peppers” - DOINK!

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 8:54 pm said:

loco luna brian! I am also a Big Fish (Parcells) fan. I so thought he was going to be with The Jets but we wound up with Hermo.

In fact, there is a fairly strong contingent that refer to Parcells as the “New Jersey Conman” (including the official Cowboys radio station.

cackalacky sucks - see Nick still on thread! I was starting to get worried , you’ve been quiet. I was ready to call out a search party

Man…. Now I need to find a new profession: Looks like the head CRAPALACKY is in the IT field: (from the 2002 scovies)

Jeff Nathan & Page Skelton, 2nd Place, Hot Sauce Division
“We’re both IT professionals by day, and chileheads and barbecue freaks by night. No chile is too hot–and no meat is too burnt! We both have our own extensive collections of hot sauce. But, most of the hot sauces that we could get our hands on were “all hat and no cattle.” You know–all heat, and no real flavor. We were always looking for a hot sauce that was so good that it could make wood taste great! So, we finally decided to see what we could come up with on our own. After about eight months of trial and error in my kitchen we finally came up with something that we thought was out of this world. All of our friends agreed, too.

We all started getting addicted to our own product. It was like a scene out of the movie “Scarface!” One day, after work, I caught my wife at home in the kitchen pouring it on top of crackers and cheese for a snack–and she didn’t even like hot sauce! That’s when I knew we really had something special. That’s about the time we heard about the Scovie Awards. The rest is history! The name of our hot sauce is a faithful tribute to the place of its birth, as well as a nod to the place that most folks regard as the home of the American barbecue tradition: Cackalacky. ”

His father is a congressman as well!

ummm.. yeah.. Parcells eats Crapalacky I heard… kept it on topic the whole time:)

It’s more on thread than football :-P

I’d help her swing the frying pan- farming, especially chiles, is a brutal business. It is actually quite a losing proposition for me (and John) but it really is hard for me to imagine not doing it. It guarantees the quality of our products, pretty much assures us that we’ll have chiles even if no one else does, and is a source of pride in that we know where the chiles come form.

UUUUgh You got to be joking! IT PRofessionals What does that mean Idiots Talking Crap? These guys are to full of themselves.

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 9:07 pm said:

UUUUgh You got to be joking! IT PRofessionals What does that mean Idiots Talking Crap? These guys are to full of themselves.

In their case yes! In my case - maybe

Well guys CAJohn puts out a first class product. Jim and your chili’s are in it? Thats really somthing to be proud of!

Huvason not a knock on you brother

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 9:10 pm said:

Well guys CAJohn puts out a first class product. Jim and your chili’s are in it? Thats really somthing to be proud of!

Amen to that. The Chili world is certainly better with them. The CRAPALACKY folks can learn alot from them (and others around here!)

You know going off thread or maybe I shold put…. going to the other thread. hold on

Re: Crapalacky

At the risk of being descended upon by the mobs…

It is a fact, sad or not, that the public rewards this type of behaviour. People who sit quietly back on the sidelines don’t get noticed. The more ‘loud’ (or substitue your favorite adjective here) your chile ‘persona’ the more attention you get. Without attention, you won’t make it. Look at some of our own characters, right Danny? Emeril? Biker Billy? Even CaJohn & Blair have their personas. The public rewards this with attention which can only mean ’sales’.

Let’s keep reading here before the torches get tossed onto the brush pile I’m standing on You, with the kerosene… stand back yet!

There is still an honorable way to have a persona, draw attention, and do good business practices. This is where the Crap folks fail. Trying to build yourself up by dissin’ others doesn’t cut it. That is the main failing, rather than being full of themselves. In my opinion.

Mad_Reilly on 3/26/2006 at 9:11 pm said:

Huvason not a knock on you brother

My Bro’s the NYPD - i’m the IT nerd

Yup Mad- I don’t think CaJohn has a prodcut that doesn’t have my chiles in it. Might be one or two out of the 80 some, but not many. Especially since almost all his stuff has Habanero in it

huvason on 3/26/2006 at 9:18 pm said:

My Bro’s the NYPD - i’m the IT nerd

Huv you know what I mean, I did a long winded post and to keep on thread Cackalaky sucks. Everyone i’ve met so far is damm cool. I haven’t once seen sombody dising another person or product. Everyone only gives words of encouragement and praise. People have their personalities and, for the most part, damm good people! Thats why it’s so much fun dising these guys. They might get noticed but not getting my business