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Say Goodbye to Ordinary Sauces, Condiment Manufacturer SaysCHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA - In an effort to help articulate how their customers differentiate their flagship Spice Sauce flavor from other category leaders, The Cackalacky Classic Condiment Company’s has officially rolled out its “Un-Hot Sauce” marketing campaign.
According to the company’s president, H. Page Skelton, Cackalacky’s original Spice Sauce flavor is been quietly succeeding in the condiment market place while countless others fail. He attributes this phenomenal success to Cackalacky’s “first-in-category” brand position as well as the common customer perception that his company’s Spice Sauce zest is more than just a hot sauce. According to Skelton, many people view Cackalacky’s tangy and mellow zest as a necessity for their dinner table - just like salt and pepper.
The company reports that they have been using the “Un-Hot Sauce” tagline in interstate commerce for quite sometime. And, according to Skelton, the new marketing campaign just makes it official. Like the saying goes, Skelton said, Marketing is an ear not a mouth. And our customers have been telling us all along that Cackalacky isn’t a hot sauce. And we know it. That’s why we call our main flavor Spice Sauce. But, there is something fundamentally bigger going on here… he added. Our customers are telling us no, shouting - that they recognize that Cackalacky is more than a category leader. It is the category! And our “Un-Hot Sauce” slogan just articulates this position more clearly for our Cackalacky newcomers.
Cackalacky’s unique - all-natural - flavor niche has also allowed the company to compete in other oversaturated condiment categories, such as ketchup and mustard, as well. Skelton noted with a hint of irony that Just by being different, Cackalacky is able to help our customers say goodbye to ordinary sauces, ketchups, and mustards all at the same time.
Proof that Cackalacky’s unique brand strategy is succeeding can be found in their sales record. In spite of the fact that Skelton prefers Cackalacky to be viewed as a “local company” for folks in the Carolinas (Cackalacky is his family’s nickname for the Carolinas), his company’s products have become great sellers for some of the nation’s largest specialty sauce wholesalers and retailers like Peppers.com and SouthernSeason.com, as well as major industry players like Cracker Barrel Country Stores, Army & Air Force Exchanges, Whole Foods Markets, and Earth Fare Grocers.
Cackalacky Spice Sauce isn’t anything like the cheap stuff they crank out down in Louisiana. Skelton said. And, it sure isn’t gimmicky, like Sauce of Death and Insanity, or whatever they call that rubbish. We’re not in the rubbish market. We’re in the Cackalacky market. And what is Cackalacky? It’s the world’s first, original, best and only Un-Hot Sauce! What do you do with Cackalacky? You put it on your burgers, dogs, beans, barbecue and beyond! What does Cackalacky do for you? It makes your mouth water. And that’s really all you need to know.
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Posted by: Nick Lindauer - Categories: Uncategorized
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798 Comments
Rubbish? Gimmicky? Ouchhhhh!
Tracy C on 3/22/2006 at 9:14 pm said:
Rubbish? Gimmicky? Ouchhhhh!
yea - sounds kinda bitter
I think they are making fun of our peeps! Not buying their product.
Yeah, those are some pretty harsh words! Why would he outright call those products rubbish? That’s just bad business. And bad Karma!
You want to talk about gimmicky - what kind of name is Cackalacky?
eman on 3/22/2006 at 11:32 pm said:
I think they are making fun of our peeps! Not buying their product.
Hey eman!
Can I get an amen brother!!!
I don’t know …but the first couple of times I read it I thought it said Cracker Lady. I kept thinking”who in the hell is this cracker lady”?
chris k on 3/22/2006 at 11:44 pm said:
Hey eman!
Can I get an amen brother!!!
AMEN to that. Cackalacky my a$$
Man, can you say misdirected hostility? To call others’ well-known products “rubbish” is downright nasty, and to single out Louisiana as a place that cranks out nothing but cheap junk is not only ignorant, it’s just plain wrong. For someone “not in the rubbish market”, they sure talk a lot of trash.
DEFCON Creator on 3/23/2006 at 8:15 am said:
Man, can you say misdirected hostility? To call others’ well-known products “rubbish” is downright nasty, and to single out Louisiana as a place that cranks out nothing but cheap junk is not only ignorant, it’s just plain wrong. For someone “not in the rubbish market”, they sure talk a lot of trash.
Well said Creator.
As one starting in the business, I appreciate the irreverance and attitude that they may be trying to bring (to a point), presuming it is their way of showing pride in their product. I just don’t believe that you should go anywhere near the line of calling anyone out directly some of the real success stories in the industry in such an untruthful fashion. That IS just wrong.
And for talking like this:
“Cackalacky Spice Sauce isn’t anything like the cheap stuff they crank out down in Louisiana.” Skelton said. “And, it sure isn’t gimmicky, like ‘Sauce of Death and Insanity,’ or whatever they call that rubbish. We’re not in the rubbish market. We’re in the Cackalacky market.
We have good reason not to buy their product as a community can boycott for talking about some of our founding fathers in that way ![]()
Notice they were careful to call it Sauce of Death, not to infringe.
They should have left the trash comment out. Too bad people have to be like that.
Very unprofessional to talk crap about anothers HEART and SOUL, in an attempt to try and elevate yourself to the top!!!
Didn’t Mussolini do something just like that? Let history repeat.
Well an UN hot sauce is not fit for my collection. I prefer the “rubbish”. I think your man Skeleton should come up to NJ for a little Hot Sauce 101 education. Isn’t NC the state that also had a problem with NY/NJ rescue teams going down to Louisiana (trying not getting off the subject). Toot you horn about your product all you want but don’t try to trash everyone elses. I’m not buying it - not cool
what a friggen idiot
Dude on 3/23/2006 at 9:38 am said:
what a friggen idiot
Dude, LOL you took the words out of my mouth
Hey Nick,
Please post a picture of this sauce and lets have a new caption contest!
I’d love to hear what we can all come up with for this one! ![]()
Yeh I can picture a great shot for “where no (un)hot sauce has gone before”. I was thinking the dumps in the medowlands but I wouldn’t want to pollute the dumps with crap like that. OOpps did i say crap.
I’m sorry I didn’t mean crap. I think “shite” is more appropriate
The sauce might be hot, but that’s (Un)chillihead.
UN-PROFESSIONAL
UN-INTELLIGENT
UN-WORTHY of our business
For an ignorant UN-someone who is trying to make a statement, it comes as no surprize that they would rip-off someone else (a 70’s 7-UP ad) trying to draw attention to a product that I doubt is making it’s way commercially. Why else would he have to resort to slamming products well established in the industry and consumer’s hearts. I doubt this press release will function as a positive attention grabber for his product. It must not be doing well since he feels he must try and create a market segment for his goods (bads). I think Cackalacky is just plain UN-WORTHY!!!
The sad part is that NO ONE has even heard of this guy before this. The market he is trying to conquer is ruled by Heinz, Hunts and French’s. If people want a mild condiment they are sure as hell are not to going mail order CrackerLady or hope to stop by a Cracker Barrel on the way home. If you want a Mild Hot sauce there are grocery stores piled with 99 cent sauce. I think he is trying to be big fish in a small pond instead of swimming with the big fish in the big pond.
Maybe he should DECLARE himself UN-MARKETABLE and needs to sell to old people at a Cracker Barrel.
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:38 am said:
Well an UN hot sauce is not fit for my collection. I prefer the “rubbish”. I think your man Skeleton should come up to NJ for a little Hot Sauce 101 education. Isn’t NC the state that also had a problem with NY/NJ rescue teams going down to Louisiana (trying not getting off the subject). Toot you horn about your product all you want but don’t try to trash everyone elses. I’m not buying it - not cool
Hey Mad..don’t hold the entire state of NC accountable for the actions of a few knuckleheads…
Viper on 3/23/2006 at 9:53 am said:
UN-PROFESSIONAL
UN-INTELLIGENT
UN-WORTHY of our business
For an ignorant UN-someone who is trying to make a statement, it comes as no surprize that they would rip-off someone else (a 70’s 7-UP ad) trying to draw attention to a product that I doubt is making it’s way commercially. Why else would he have to resort to slamming products well established in the industry and consumer’s hearts. I doubt this press release will function as a positive attention grabber for his product. It must not be doing well since he feels he must try and create a market segment for his goods (bads). I think Cackalacky is just plain UN-WORTHY!!!
Well said y’all
Sorry Tracy, the got caught up in the comment. My cousins are down there in NC and she’s a State Trooper. ![]()
Another sad thing about their PR is that if you believe their website (and I have no real reason not to), the company has had some impressive commercial success. They just don’t need to take this tact with their un-competition. It’s pointless.
I say send Homunculus down there to zap Cackalaky into hot sauce oblivion!
Reminds me of a scene in the Pirates of the Carribean…
Officer to Capt’n Jack: You are by far the worst pirate that I’ve ever heard of!
Capt’n Jack: YES…but you have heard of me!!
Could you just picture a waiter in a restuarant saying, Pardon me ” Would you like some cackalaky with that burger” LMAO … too funny
If I hit lotto, one of my “wish things to do” (I just added this) is to buy these guys stuipd $125,000 bottle of (un)hot sauce, have the whole Cackalaky Crew come up to Jersey, throw the party with all my Chilifriends, dump the bottle, and make them eat Death Sauce. Wait a second if Cackalaky is an (un)hot Sauce, that reserve can’t be caled the “most expensive hot sauce” can it now.
Mad, I cant get passed the name.. its too funny, oh and we cant wait to see you at defcon day ![]()
Tracy C on 3/23/2006 at 10:15 am said:
Reminds me of a scene in the Pirates of the Carribean…
Officer to Capt’n Jack: You are by far the worst pirate that I’ve ever heard of!
Capt’n Jack: YES…but you have heard of me!!
haha! I like your thinking!
I can’t wait to see you gals either. This is going to be fun!
Maybe I’ll bring a bottle of Cackalaky with me. - NOT
This is just another attempt to ride someone elses coat tail to get into the spotlight. Too bad his product does not sting you like his flippin words. Like I am going to Cracker Barrel and put Cackalacky on my biscuits and gravy $%#@#
Well Mad, It will be April Fools Day.. one never knows
Wow to call a whole STATE as a bad hot sauce producer, especially one that is known for their unique spice infused culinary dishes just seemsa little much to me. Hopefully they rethink their marketing campaign. Being a college student now taking marketing courses to supplement my major, one thing they always tell you is “don’t put down the competition, make a better product and reposistion it”
Link. This is a nice Bottle rack, from the fiery foods show. Don’t know whos booth or who sells it.
Nick Lindauer on 3/23/2006 at 9:49 am said:
Very very tempting, but no - don’t want to skewer a company just for putting out a press release that causes a stir. The sauce is indeed not hot and they did achieve their goal of getting people to talk about it.
Not sure if this press release is going out to the news wires or not, we shall see I guess.
I know you cant Nick, but deep inside you’d love too ha ha
Just wanted to hear what the rest had to say ![]()
Ohh Nick my Hot sauce hottie would die if i show her that then! She is a Partylite nut
Tracy C on 3/23/2006 at 10:00 am said:
Hey Mad..don’t hold the entire state of NC accountable for the actions of a few knuckleheads…
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 10:06 am said:
Sorry Tracy, the got caught up in the comment. My cousins are down there in NC and she’s a State Trooper.
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Hey MAD, Tracy is from NC ![]()
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 10:28 am said:
Maybe I’ll bring a bottle of Cackalaky with me. - NOT
Take one MAD, think of all the fun ways a bunch of true chileheads can come up with to show their support of the UN-Hot! ha ha
I think Creator may be able to help you do something special with a bottle of Un-Hot Sauce.
Any explosion-type experiments you need to work on there Creator ![]()
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 10:24 am said:
If I hit lotto, one of my “wish things to do” (I just added this) is to buy these guys stuipd $125,000 bottle of (un)hot sauce, have the whole Cackalaky Crew come up to Jersey, throw the party with all my Chilifriends, dump the bottle, and make them eat Death Sauce. Wait a second if Cackalaky is an (un)hot Sauce, that reserve can’t be caled the “most expensive hot sauce” can it now.
I never understood that whole scenerio. Is it not true that the “Master” Blair holds the title for the most expensive sauce?? Of course that title is well deserved, but whats the deal with this UN-Sauce anyway. Lets face it brothers, this whole issue is just plain UN-Welcomed!!!!!
Blair holds the record for the most money paid for a food condiment. Which means sombody actually “taped the mahogany” for it. This fellow has the nerve (stealing the idea from “the sauce of death”) to put up 1 reserve bottle for $125,000. If you buy it you get a bunch of these guys to throw a BBQ with his sauce. WOOOOPIE!
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 1:43 pm said:
Blair holds the record for the most money paid for a food condiment. Which means sombody actually “taped the mahogany” for it. This fellow has the nerve (stealing the idea from “the sauce of death”) to put up 1 reserve bottle for $125,000. If you buy it you get a bunch of these guys to throw a BBQ with his sauce. WOOOOPIE!
Ohh are you serious this is the same people?! What a moron, I wonder if this is the same company that knocked off the Motorcyle bottle of CaJohns.
Blair Dave and Seven up should throw a quick lawsuit on him to shut him up real fast. For touching on their trademarks or copyrights(i do not know the difference really)
Where’s the bottle for $125,000???? Went to their web - couldn’t find. Am I missing something?
It was up here on a post not to long ago
huvason check this out
World’s Most Expensive Hot Sauce
huvason on 3/23/2006 at 2:03 pm said:
Where’s the bottle for $125,000???? Went to their web - couldn’t find. Am I missing something?
You thinking of buying it huvason?
chris k on 3/23/2006 at 12:40 pm said:
Take one MAD, think of all the fun ways a bunch of true chileheads can come up with to show their support of the UN-Hot! ha ha
I think Creator may be able to help you do something special with a bottle of Un-Hot Sauce.
Any explosion-type experiments you need to work on there Creator![]()
Explosion-type? Too easy. I much prefer to utilize my skills in cunning and devious ways. Perhaps I could isolate the exquisite little pathogen in old sushi, so as to enable it to cause ‘green gut’ at will, and at the same time have the understanding of simple commands and rudimentary movement. I must confer with the Homunculus, for that is indeed his forte in which he strives so hard to perfect. He is quite sullen and somber as of late, due to the recent domestic deployment of his children, but alas, he has a final farewell to give the kids that are being deployed overseas on Saturday morning.
“He is the wildest wild man in all of sauce-dom!” this is the best quote from that article. Sorry everyone it’s only $98,752
DEFCON Creator on 3/23/2006 at 2:12 pm said:
Explosion-type? Too easy. I much prefer to utilize my skills in cunning and devious ways. Perhaps I could isolate the exquisite little pathogen in old sushi, so as to enable it to cause ‘green gut’ at will, and at the same time have the understanding of simple commands and rudimentary movement. I must confer with the Homunculus, for that is indeed his forte in which he strives so hard to perfect. He is quite sullen and somber as of late, due to the recent domestic deployment of his children, but alas, he has a final farewell to give the kids that are being deployed overseas on Saturday morning.
Sounds like an even better experiment Creator. I knew you would think of something
MAD, are you getting a bottle for Defcon Day?
you never know - It is April Fool’s Day!
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:12 pm said:
“He is the wildest wild man in all of sauce-dom!” this is the best quote from that article. Sorry everyone it’s only $98,752
Thanx MAD. That guy is NUTS!
I know I’m not getting any of H. Page Skelton’s products until he apologizes.
I should get a CAKALACKY t shirt for Defcon Day! Or at least a number plate
Perhaps you should rethink that Mad, perhaps a flak jacket would be more appropriate.
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:44 pm said:
I should get a CAKALACKY t shirt for Defcon Day! Or at least a number plate
No Fair. I was going to order tonight when I got home. Maybe we’ll get two - save on shipping. Then we can DEFCON pimp the shirts during DEFCON DAY.
huvason on 3/23/2006 at 3:28 pm said:
No Fair. I was going to order tonight when I got home. Maybe we’ll get two - save on shipping. Then we can DEFCON pimp the shirts during DEFCON DAY.
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 2:44 pm said:
I should get a CAKALACKY t shirt for Defcon Day! Or at least a number plate
Hmmmm, do I hear bonfire????
I just read this article and I’m angry as all hell. That %#@^@&@ couldn’t handle those “gimmicky” sauces. Balir’s and Dave’s are both in a whole other category than this cackalacky crap or however you spell it. The only “gimmick” used by Dave and Blair is a damn fine product which will kick cackalacky butt any day of the week and then some. If I had the money to waste, I’d fly to carolina (which ever one he’s in) just to pee on his shoes.
Moral of the story - DO NOT JACK WITH THE CHILEHEAD COMMUNITY (you might get burned!)
I forgot to mention that when I’m done with his shoes, I’ll have to jiggle a little over the sauce. ![]()
you guys are nuts… funny but nuts ![]()
Thanks Lisa. My mother always told me I was special, just didn’t know how until you told me ![]()
cREATOR I have somthing better than a flack jacket for Defcon Day! ![]()
You know when your addicted to the HSB, when you faintly hear the wife in the background (just a few feet away) yelling..EARTH TO TRACY!…EARTH TO TRACY!.. Is anybody there!
I’m really in trouble if I hear..Are ya DEAF?! Or are ya just IGNORING me?!
How do you say there name. Its Cakalatitty or something?
No wait, that name would actually sell.
So it cant be that name.
Ha I should go the mile down the road to the cracker barrel and get a few to ‘play’ with. haha I wonder when the cackalacky folks show up here? That would be interesting
Its war…
You can send a comment on his website. I let him know I wasn’t happy with his tone.
ryan on 3/23/2006 at 3:43 pm said:
I just read this article and I’m angry as all hell. That %#@^@&@ couldn’t handle those “gimmicky” sauces. Balir’s and Dave’s are both in a whole other category than this cackalacky crap or however you spell it. The only “gimmick” used by Dave and Blair is a damn fine product which will kick cackalacky butt any day of the week and then some. If I had the money to waste, I’d fly to carolina (which ever one he’s in) just to pee on his shoes.
ryan on 3/23/2006 at 3:57 pm said:
I forgot to mention that when I’m done with his shoes, I’ll have to jiggle a little over the sauce.
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Sorry ryan, cant follow that one “TWO” ha ha ![]()
I am sure he is not seriously bashing Blair and Dave. They are trying to get everyone going to talk about their product. When is the last time they received this much publicity? Any publicity is good publicity right? This is a good way to start a buzz. You are all falling into their crackalacky trap.
I hope I dont ever get that Crackalackytittie flu.
Crapalacky ![]()
this is very negative buzz. Everytime I visit a Cracker Barrel or Whole Foods I’ll make sure to let everyone know what I think of Crapalacky sauce.
mike on 3/23/2006 at 7:21 pm said:
I am sure he is not seriously bashing Blair and Dave. They are trying to get everyone going to talk about their product. When is the last time they received this much publicity? Any publicity is good publicity right? This is a good way to start a buzz. You are all falling into their crackalacky trap.
” Any publicity is good publicity right?”
No, because we aren’t buying it!!!
pmac on 3/23/2006 at 7:36 pm said:
Crapalacky
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haha! ![]()
I’m going to send a bottle of Jersey Death to this crowd. Let them try a real sauce.
chris k on 3/23/2006 at 7:46 pm said:
” Any publicity is good publicity right?”
No, because we aren’t buying it!!!
Someone is.
I think only his mother and a few of his neighbors.
WOW, you try to promote your product and do just the opposite…is this called reverse marketing?
nice job people!!!
This guy’s sauce is like a Honda 50 parked next to master piece from OCC. I wonder which sauce is the masterpiece???
Do I see an episode of “Sauce build off” in the near future?
Blair should get the OCC to make a Blair’s Bike!
That would be BOMB!
Thats actualy not a bad idea….
mike on 3/23/2006 at 7:21 pm said:
I am sure he is not seriously bashing Blair and Dave. They are trying to get everyone going to talk about their product. When is the last time they received this much publicity? Any publicity is good publicity right? This is a good way to start a buzz. You are all falling into their crackalacky trap.
Wrong answer Mike, this is how a boycott starts
STOP I’m ready to file for chapter 11. I’d have to have that one. I can see that poping up on Extremefood.com
thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:08 pm said:
Blair should get the OCC to make a Blair’s Bike!
That would be BOMB!
I dont know, who knows what the resin would do at high speeds. LOL
and then he puts it up for auction with his Hummer the bidding starting at $250,000.00
Don’t you mean “crapalacky” trap? ![]()
Ryan on 3/23/2006 at 9:10 pm said:
Wrong answer Mike, this is how a boycott starts
No money to the cracker lady!!!
but I agree it’s a great idea for Blair to look into.
ALOT of publicy.
I can see it now a big skull in the front. Have to put a flaming exhaust kit. Hummmmm (no pun intended) the wheels are spinning now. Sounds like I have a spring project!
I actually have an old mini bottle of some crapalackiittttyyee sauce.
DO A REVIEW!
thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
DO A REVIEW!
AAwwwwwww!!!!! this could get good.
Have to have a Nitros kit as well! And a blower. A big skull tail light! Of course 2 shortie pipes blowing out the side (noise effect)
Should I go crack it open now and do a review real quick
make it UNBIAS. Plus they changed their sauce to make it “all natural” so you may have the older sauce.
I emailed Blair about the OCC bike.
Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:15 pm said:
AAwwwwwww!!!!! this could get good.
Only problem - will it be something Nick can post?
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:16 pm said:
Have to have a Nitros kit as well! And a blower. A big skull tail light! Of course 2 shortie pipes blowing out the side (noise effect)
A “Blair’s Mobile”, I can totaly help with that. I will donate my ‘95 cobra!!!
…”we’re on a mission from god”
Sorry guys I went off subject just Bikes and Death Sauce It dosn’t get better. Back to CRAPALACKY I’d say use the bottle for target practice. i wouldn’t want anyone to endue the pain of tasting it. Picture fine wine vs grape Kool Ade
Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:16 pm said:
Should I go crack it open now and do a review real quick
yep
It could be a “live” review. Right here, right now.
The first thing is they say that its NOT hot sauce. But, it says hot sauce right on the bottle. LOL
my guess…it tastes like cardboard.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
OH no don’t do it to yourself!
Had to throw that one out to you eman! ![]()
mike on 3/23/2006 at 8:55 pm said:
Someone is.
well they dont post here, I mean better not post here!
Scott give us an update shall I call 911?
Ohhh my!!!! this is some OLD Sh%$!!!!!!
OHHHH NOOOOO
eman on 3/23/2006 at 9:09 pm said:
Thats actualy not a bad idea….
Oh no eman, tell the mrs you need to build a garage ![]()
UUmmmmmm.
eman Big Dawg Cycles is up the road, On the web looking for a rolling frame ![]()
Scott give us an update are you alive?
I’m going to examine my collection for this sauce….
I hope Scott is OK
SH^T Houston I thnk we have a problem!
loco luna brian on 3/23/2006 at 9:21 pm said:
It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
NICE. I wanted to post that but coulden’t remember the exact words..
OK, it tastes like some sort of liquid smoke and lemon mixed. But this is just WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its got Burgandy wine in it but tastes more like Burgany paint thinner. Has a slight pepper taste. What kind of pepper I could not tell ya. Not that hot.
In otherwords (un) good
BTW, I want you to know that you guys have inspired me to start collecting. I’ve got a pretty wide supply of stuff for personal use, but now I buying for KEEPS! Thanks guys and keep up the fine work!
It is a very DARK brown color with a kind of medium chunky, pastey texture to it. Kind of slimey.
Scott take some pics, Send it to Nick
and and.
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:31 pm said:
In otherwords (un) good
UNDERSTAEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott on 3/23/2006 at 9:30 pm said:
OK, it tastes like some sort of liquid smoke and lemon mixed. But this is just WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its got Burgandy wine in it but tastes more like Burgany paint thinner. Has a slight pepper taste. What kind of pepper I could not tell ya. Not that hot.
Paint thinner???
Hey… send me some and I will use it to clean the sprayer after i paint the babys room!!!
(i crack my self up)
Im hoping its becuase ive had this mini bottle for about 3 years. And it was old when I got it.
Scott you’re a brave man! Crapalaky lives up to it’s name
did anybody else send them a comment?
OK thats better. I just went and rinsed my mouth with some Blair’s Original Death sauce. MMMMM good stuff Blair.
I did’nt want to be to offensive . Screw it I’m cranking out an email
Like I said Fine Wine and grape Kool Aide
What’s the score out of 100?
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:37 pm said:
Like I said Fine Wine and grape Kool Aide
You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope these guys go down to Zest Fest. Picture it with the lot of us there? Pure Bedlum. Oppps my wife is calling me. Got to run for a bit
Out of 100!!!! Lets say its a 2 because im still living and didnt puke. Ill give it a 3 out of 100 if im still breatheing tomorrow. LOL
Gotta keep in mind this is a very old mini PLASTIC bottle. It might have been a LITTLE better when it was new?????
This H. Page guy better post something!
I just went to there site and what I just ate is there old version of the “crappittllyyey spice sauce”. My bottle says “Skeltons crrappyylactate gourmet HOT SAUCE” and has a little chili pepper dude smoking a corn cob pipe.
Mad_Reilly on 3/23/2006 at 9:38 pm said:
I hope these guys go down to Zest Fest. Picture it with the lot of us there? Pure Bedlum. Oppps my wife is calling me. Got to run for a bit
Maybe I could put The Creator uniform on, tell them I’m the Health Inspector, and REALLY have some fun with their booth. Ooooh, I just got a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about it. And no, that feeling is not the Homunculus, so don’t even go there.
DEFCON Creator on 3/23/2006 at 9:56 pm said:
Maybe I could put The Creator uniform on, tell them I’m the Health Inspector, and REALLY have some fun with their booth. Ooooh, I just got a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about it. And no, that feeling is not the Homunculus, so don’t even go there.
Sweet!!! Then when you are done maybe Captain Capsicum will pay them a visit lol
eman on 3/23/2006 at 9:59 pm said:
Sweet!!! Then when you are done maybe Captain Capsicum will pay them a visit lol
Speaking of Captain Capsicum, how’s the helmet coming? Any time to work on it?
The H. stands for Harry. One of his un friends has confimed this. Harry Crackerlady
thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:42 pm said:
This H. Page guy better post something!
Taunt him he has a weak spot I have been informed of. H. blah blah blah …He uses H because he hates his first real name, it is Harry
Just start emailing him calling him a harry bugger Harry ass always refer to the jerk as Harry he HATES being called HARRY ![]()
But you didn’t hear it from me!!!!
huvason on 3/23/2006 at 10:03 pm said:
Speaking of Captain Capsicum, how’s the helmet coming? Any time to work on it?
Between the babys room and talking to you guys….not yet…but soon!!!!
It will be done for Episode one!!
Nice.
I have SO many things going on right now…YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!
eman on 3/23/2006 at 10:11 pm said:
I have SO many things going on right now…YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!
I hear you!
thakswet on 3/23/2006 at 9:42 pm said:
This H. Page guy better post something!
Tell us, what would you say to him if he does?












There is a craker barrel down the road from me. Less than a mile. Should I make the trip to get some to try out? Ha I like hot sauce so I don’t know about this… and rubbish taste good to me