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Homunculus Kidnapped!
Posted on 04.07.06 by huvason @ 4:03 am | Comments: |
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Homunculus Kidnapped

I came home tonight - another night working late, and what do I find. My DEFCON sauces throwing a HUGE party. Man I was pissed. The 2 new DEFCON children were asleep in their bed. Those kids need their sleep!

Then I look further, and oh my - what is that… the sauces kidnapped the Homunculus! Tied up in the shower no less. I couldn’t believe it! They must have kidnapped him last Saturday during the chicken wing eating contest. Those crazy kids. Not sure which one(s) were responsible - they weren’t talking.

They have not left any ransom demands as of yet!

Homunculu Kidnapped

Homunculus Kidnapped


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Comment #1:
Comment by MattUK (122) - 4/7/2006 @ 4:36 am | [ Quote ]

The zero batch 1 in the bottom picture looks guilty to me. He/she doesn’t even face the camera for the photo :) ooooooo u have 2 batch 1s ;)

Comment #2:
Comment by INCaneFan (58) - 4/7/2006 @ 4:39 am | [ Quote ]

I do believe that I’ve seen it all now.

Comment #3:
Comment by MattUK (713) - 4/7/2006 @ 4:40 am | [ Quote ]

I like their little house though. The bigger kids can evemhave a sit down - what do they eat tho?

Comment #4:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:32 am | [ Quote ]

Hmmmm, not sure what to say…
First, you better let that Homunculus go, or bad things will happen to you.

Second, did you build them that Defcon house, or did they just take it over?

Third, do all those bottles get dressed up for Sunday brunch?

Forth, Now I know why you need a minivan, such a large family.

And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason) ;-)

Comment #5:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:56 am | [ Quote ]

Look ryan, is this another picture for a Caption This contest? ;-)

“A Chileheads Doll House”

Comment #6:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:59 am | [ Quote ]

After thinking about this a bit more.
I hate to say it huvason, but I think my thoughts are correct. I believe that the Defcon Sauce had something extra added to it last Saturday. All part of Creator’s master plan ;-)

Comment #7:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:23 am | [ Quote ]

Hey, I just took the pictures! I had nothing to do with the Kidnapping!

Comment #8:
Comment by Aaron (1018) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:25 am | [ Quote ]

Watch out! Mystery is afoot…

Comment #9:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:27 am | [ Quote ]

MattUK on 4/7/2006 at 4:36 am said:

The zero batch 1 in the bottom picture looks guilty to me. He/she doesn’t even face the camera for the photo :) ooooooo u have 2 batch 1s ;)

Well if he is guilty, he may have to go ;)

Comment #10:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:33 am | [ Quote ]

First, you better let that Homunculus go, or bad things will happen to you.
>>>>> It wasn’t me, I swear ;)

Second, did you build them that Defcon house, or did they just take it over?
>>>>> They just took it over. There was a picute with naked Barbie dolls, but this is a G rated site, right?

Third, do all those bottles get dressed up for Sunday brunch?
>>>>> Not sure, they are always just on their shelf. I got lucky and caught the carnage.

Forth, Now I know why you need a minivan, such a large family.
>>>>> :)

And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason)
>>>>>> Now there’s an idea!

Comment #11:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:51 am | [ Quote ]

You have forced me to do the unthinkable. With the ancient texts and talismans, I will have to summon forth my Homunculus Army! Not since the beginning of time has this had to be done, ever hear of the Big Bang? I shall begin my incantations this weekend, along with my Photoshop scrolls, and you shall yield. Your sabre has been drawn, however the thaumaturgic methods I will be utilizing will turn your sabre into Crapalacky sauce, from which you will imbibe from your scabbard. The Homunculi I summon forth shall retain the Defcon knowledge, but shall also retain the evil alchemistic side of cacodaemon construction. Your intent to disturb the Defcon Continuum has been noted, and shall be avenged!

My wife thinks I’m insane, by the way.

Comment #12:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:02 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 7:51 am said:

You have forced me to do the unthinkable. With the ancient texts and talismans, I will have to summon forth my Homunculus Army! Not since the beginning of time has this had to be done, ever hear of the Big Bang? I shall begin my incantations this weekend, along with my Photoshop scrolls, and you shall yield. Your sabre has been drawn, however the thaumaturgic methods I will be utilizing will turn your sabre into Crapalacky sauce, from which you will imbibe from your scabbard. The Homunculi I summon forth shall retain the Defcon knowledge, but shall also retain the evil alchemistic side of cacodaemon construction. Your intent to disturb the Defcon Continuum has been noted, and shall be avenged!

My wife thinks I’m insane, by the way.

1. You are insane (I guess I am also).
2. I still maintain my innocence :) maybe it was the Defcon 1 Early Edition Bottle? You did him locked in that tiny plastic case :)

Comment #13:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:16 am | [ Quote ]

Ahhhh, your feeble attempt at misdirection, deception and false blame are a mere attempt to cloud the obvious. Perhaps you have brainwashed the Homunculus’ kindred, for they would never seek to kidnap much less bind their Master. If this is so, when the Homunculus’ freedom arrives, your indoctrination procedures will be dealt with swiftly, and very painfully. The Homunculus does so enjoy a nice slow vivisection on the unwilling, or perhaps drawing and quartering fits better. Pandora’s Box has been put into motion, and there seems no way to close it in the foreseeable future. Beware the Homunculus’ kindred you have in your possession, as the Homunculus is quite adept at mental suggestion. Animated bottles of hot sauce can do very bad things when one is asleep.

Comment #14:
Comment by Tracy C (1312) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:28 am | [ Quote ]

Ya know Huv, this scares me. My kids think like your kids! My kids have nicknamed MY #1 batch of zero, “Little Billy Defendwarfer”!

pics to follow soon.. :)

Comment #15:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:32 am | [ Quote ]

(puts head into hands)

Comment #16:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:32 am | [ Quote ]

Whats the ransom!!! I’d settle for a bottle of Batch #1, heh heh heh.

Comment #17:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:38 am | [ Quote ]

Cheffy on 4/7/2006 at 8:32 am said:

Whats the ransom!!! I’d settle for a bottle of Batch #1, heh heh heh.

We have received no ransom requests yet :)

Comment #18:
Comment by MattUK (713) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:38 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 7:27 am said:

Well if he is guilty, he may have to go ;)

I like tha…….I have a naughty batch 2 that needs to go on an exchange programme with a batch 1 ;)

Comment #19:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:39 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 8:16 am said:

Ahhhh, your feeble attempt at misdirection, deception and false blame are a mere attempt to cloud the obvious. Perhaps you have brainwashed the Homunculus’ kindred, for they would never seek to kidnap much less bind their Master. If this is so, when the Homunculus’ freedom arrives, your indoctrination procedures will be dealt with swiftly, and very painfully. The Homunculus does so enjoy a nice slow vivisection on the unwilling, or perhaps drawing and quartering fits better. Pandora’s Box has been put into motion, and there seems no way to close it in the foreseeable future. Beware the Homunculus’ kindred you have in your possession, as the Homunculus is quite adept at mental suggestion. Animated bottles of hot sauce can do very bad things when one is asleep.

I assure you, the top hostage negotiators are working day and night on the Homunculus’ safe release :)

Comment #20:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:04 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 8:16 am said:

Ahhhh, your feeble attempt at misdirection, deception and false blame are a mere attempt to cloud the obvious. Perhaps you have brainwashed the Homunculus’ kindred, for they would never seek to kidnap much less bind their Master. If this is so, when the Homunculus’ freedom arrives, your indoctrination procedures will be dealt with swiftly, and very painfully. The Homunculus does so enjoy a nice slow vivisection on the unwilling, or perhaps drawing and quartering fits better. Pandora’s Box has been put into motion, and there seems no way to close it in the foreseeable future. Beware the Homunculus’ kindred you have in your possession, as the Homunculus is quite adept at mental suggestion. Animated bottles of hot sauce can do very bad things when one is asleep.

See huvason, I warned you. Now you did it…

Comment #21:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:06 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 7:33 am said:

First, you better let that Homunculus go, or bad things will happen to you.
>>>>> It wasn’t me, I swear ;)

Second, did you build them that Defcon house, or did they just take it over?
>>>>> They just took it over. There was a picute with naked Barbie dolls, but this is a G rated site, right?

Third, do all those bottles get dressed up for Sunday brunch?
>>>>> Not sure, they are always just on their shelf. I got lucky and caught the carnage.

Forth, Now I know why you need a minivan, such a large family.
>>>>> :)

And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason)
>>>>>> Now there’s an idea!

“And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason)
>>>>>> Now there’s an idea!”

Yep, I like it. Just trying to help you out. This way you can get to go to all these events. Just dont let her read this ;-)

Comment #22:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:10 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 8:32 am said:

(puts head into hands)

Creator, can you enlighten us a bit more. Since you are are a Taurus (as I am) when is that exact B-day. I can say mine is in May and sometimes it falls on an unlucky Friday (to some). Just trying to find out if we are really twins…lol

Comment #23:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:29 am | [ Quote ]

Nope, April 26 (my lucky number times 2).

Comment #24:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:45 am | [ Quote ]

Is that Zero Batch One sitting on the toilet with all the others in the room? Doesn’t he get stage fright? Awesome set-up Huvason, you wierdo!

Comment #25:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:46 am | [ Quote ]

Adam2 on 4/7/2006 at 9:45 am said:

Is that Zero Batch One sitting on the toilet with all the others in the room? Doesn’t he get stage fright? Awesome set-up Huvason, you wierdo!

I was waiting for someone to point that out. They are a close family.

Comment #26:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:52 am | [ Quote ]

DISCLAIMER:

Before the Homunculus watchdog groups start posting. There were no Homunculi or DEFCON sauces harmed in the shooting of these pictures

Comment #27:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:53 am | [ Quote ]

You DID do something to the Homunculus’ kin, they would NEVER dump in front of each other. Oh…..Your pain will be legendary!

Comment #28:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:02 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 9:53 am said:

You DID do something to the Homunculus’ kin, they would NEVER dump in front of each other. Oh…..Your pain will be legendary!

LOL - maybe he’s just sitting there. I didn’t ask what he was doing :)

I guess no work being done todday!

Comment #29:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:05 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 9:52 am said:

DISCLAIMER:

Before the Homunculus watchdog groups start posting. There were no Homunculi or DEFCON sauces harmed in the shooting of these pictures

Well, he is tied up so thats not totally true there huvason ;-)

Comment #30:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:08 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 9:29 am said:

Nope, April 26 (my lucky number times 2).

Hmmm, not twins although your lucky number seems to be the same as my B-day. I wont have the fortune of having it land on a Friday (again) until 2011.

Comment #31:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:09 am | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 10:08 am said:

Hmmm, not twins although your lucky number seems to be the same as my B-day. I wont have the fortune of having it land on a Friday (again) until 2011.

Maybe you should plan a Defcon Day for that date ;-)

Comment #32:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:16 am | [ Quote ]

Perhaps by 2011, our Global Domination will be near completion. Ahhh, one can dream. In any event, get back to me then, sounds good so far. Wait a minute, you are distracting me from the true evil event that has befallen the Defcon Continuum, it seems Huvason is attempting his sordid mental indoctrination techniques, as primitive as they are, upon you. RESIST!!!

Comment #33:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:25 am | [ Quote ]

Boy do I wish I could add pictures to this!

Comment #34:
Comment by CaJohn (1375) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:31 am | [ Quote ]

This is exactly the sort of behavior one would expect when a family practices incest!!!

Comment #35:
Comment by Scott (590) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:52 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 10:31 am said:

This is exactly the sort of behavior one would expect when a family practices incest!!!

(In a redneck voice)

This here young lady is my wife, mother, sister, cousin on muh daddy side. MMMMM MMMMM!!! Aint she cute?

Comment #36:
Comment by CaJohn (1375) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:54 am | [ Quote ]

Notice the change in physical stature from generation to generation. Also the change in temperment, and the volatility of their personality. The newest generation must be kept in a box!!! Oh I see trouble ahead for all in the World of Capsicum, these units have been sent to many parts of the world, this is just the begining! Chaos is soon to rule!!! Chileheads BEWARE!!! THis could happen in your Community!!!

Comment #37:
Comment by CaJohn (1375) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:56 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON, WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED???!!!

Comment #38:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:59 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 10:56 am said:

DEFCON, WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED???!!!

Ain’t it great?

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 10:54 am said:

Notice the change in physical stature from generation to generation. Also the change in temperment, and the volatility of their personality. The newest generation must be kept in a box!!! Oh I see trouble ahead for all in the World of Capsicum, these units have been sent to many parts of the world, this is just the begining! Chaos is soon to rule!!! Chileheads BEWARE!!! THis could happen in your Community!!!

It’s amazing how these little bottles of goodness have taken on a life of their own, literally.

Comment #39:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:00 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 10:54 am said:

Notice the change in physical stature from generation to generation. Also the change in temperment, and the volatility of their personality. The newest generation must be kept in a box!!! Oh I see trouble ahead for all in the World of Capsicum, these units have been sent to many parts of the world, this is just the begining! Chaos is soon to rule!!! Chileheads BEWARE!!! THis could happen in your Community!!!

Oh man - you are going to be in trouble John! Wait until the Creator sees this. At least he’ll send hiw army your way first! maybe I can arrange for the release of the hostage then!

Comment #40:
Comment by CaJohn (1375) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:07 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 11:00 am said:

Oh man - you are going to be in trouble John! Wait until the Creator sees this. At least he’ll send hiw army your way first! maybe I can arrange for the release of the hostage then!

Don’t give in! We must make a stand! We must not negotiate with terrorists! I think the Defcon Units are out of control! Why else would they have done this to their Creator’s Beloved Homunculus?!

Comment #41:
Comment by Jodie (1080) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:10 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 7:23 am said:

Hey, I just took the pictures! I had nothing to do with the Kidnapping!

You have WAYYYYYY to much free time buiddy! LOL Like the little pink house though!

Comment #42:
Comment by Cheffy (401) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:10 am | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 8:38 am said:

We have received no ransom requests yet :)

What would we do if it were for Jim’s original death sauce!!!! OH MY!!! I think we would be subjected to a video of the decapitation of the mighty Homunculus!!!

Comment #43:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:23 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 11:07 am said:

Don’t give in! We must make a stand! We must not negotiate with terrorists! I think the Defcon Units are out of control! Why else would they have done this to their Creator’s Beloved Homunculus?!

Huvason is the culprit in all of this, he has, through archaic forms of mind control, temporarily assumed control of the Homunulus’ offspring. He will be dealt with as the Defcon Collective sees fit, and it ain’t gonna be pretty. To think that mere over-the-counter string can hold The Homunculus is foolish, Hell he doesn’t even have arms. I have been contacted by Him, and the escape is in the early stages of development. Huvason will rue this day. He has forgotten, through the massive ingestion of our sauces, infused with the ancient alchemist elixirs, we shall have control of him.

Comment #44:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:36 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 10:16 am said:

Perhaps by 2011, our Global Domination will be near completion. Ahhh, one can dream. In any event, get back to me then, sounds good so far. Wait a minute, you are distracting me from the true evil event that has befallen the Defcon Continuum, it seems Huvason is attempting his sordid mental indoctrination techniques, as primitive as they are, upon you. RESIST!!!

Yes, sounds good, 2011

Now to the point here, huvason, how did you end up with the Homunculus?
I suggest that you untie him and treat him well while he is being held captive. The army is forming and it doesnt look good for you right now.

Comment #45:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:37 am | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 11:23 am said:

Huvason is the culprit in all of this, he has, through archaic forms of mind control, temporarily assumed control of the Homunulus’ offspring. He will be dealt with as the Defcon Collective sees fit, and it ain’t gonna be pretty. To think that mere over-the-counter string can hold The Homunculus is foolish, Hell he doesn’t even have arms. I have been contacted by Him, and the escape is in the early stages of development. Huvason will rue this day. He has forgotten, through the massive ingestion of our sauces, infused with the ancient alchemist elixirs, we shall have control of him.

See, it really doesnt look good huvason ;-)

better pack up the family in the minivan and get away fast.
anywhere, just get away…

Comment #46:
Comment by Lee@DC (643) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:44 am | [ Quote ]

It’s good to see hot sauces secure enough in their manhood to live in a pink house.

Comment #47:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:45 am | [ Quote ]

Lee@DC on 4/7/2006 at 11:44 am said:

It’s good to see hot sauces secure enough in their manhood to live in a pink house.

LOL!!!

Comment #48:
Comment by CaJohn (1375) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:49 am | [ Quote ]

I don’t believe it’s huvason’s fault. You can take the sauce out of New Jersey, but you can’t take New Jersey out of the sauce!!! Look Out World, a batch 2 unit has just invaded CaJohns Central!!!

Comment #49:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:50 am | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 11:49 am said:

I don’t believe it’s huvason’s fault. You can take the sauce out of New Jersey, but you can’t take New Jersey out of the sauce!!! Look Out World, a batch 2 unit has just invaded CaJohns Central!!!

Keep an eye on it John!

Comment #50:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 12:13 pm | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 11:49 am said:

I don’t believe it’s huvason’s fault. You can take the sauce out of New Jersey, but you can’t take New Jersey out of the sauce!!! Look Out World, a batch 2 unit has just invaded CaJohns Central!!!

Isn’t it a cute little guy? He’s so innocent and unassuming. All you have to do is take a nap right next to it. Nothing will happen, He just wants a little semi-conscious company, so as to perform his magic upon your Id. It’s so much easier for the little guy with a participant in the REM stage. Considering the amount of the cute little stormtroopers that now reside in the UK, I am expecting a call at any moment from Parliament allowing me to put up a Defcon toll booth on the London Bridge. It’s all part of the Plan.

Comment #51:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 12:34 pm | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 11:49 am said:

I don’t believe it’s huvason’s fault. You can take the sauce out of New Jersey, but you can’t take New Jersey out of the sauce!!! Look Out World, a batch 2 unit has just invaded CaJohns Central!!!

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 11:50 am said:

Keep an eye on it John!

Yes, before you know it, they will have built themselves a pink house there too. Lookout CaJohn, they work fast.

Comment #52:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 12:36 pm | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 12:13 pm said:

Isn’t it a cute little guy? He’s so innocent and unassuming. All you have to do is take a nap right next to it. Nothing will happen, He just wants a little semi-conscious company, so as to perform his magic upon your Id. It’s so much easier for the little guy with a participant in the REM stage. Considering the amount of the cute little stormtroopers that now reside in the UK, I am expecting a call at any moment from Parliament allowing me to put up a Defcon toll booth on the London Bridge. It’s all part of the Plan.

Hey huvason, since I am only 2 hrs away from you, should I be concerned?

Creator, do we need to raise the Defcon level ;-)

Comment #53:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 12:47 pm | [ Quote ]

Raise? No way, lower is better. Wait until the negative integers are created and available. (evil chuckle)

Comment #54:
Comment by Anthony (347) - 4/7/2006 @ 12:49 pm | [ Quote ]

I am still waiting for my addition to the family! :-(

Comment #55:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 1:04 pm | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 12:47 pm said:

Raise? No way, lower is better. Wait until the negative integers are created and available. (evil chuckle)

Hey huvason, hope you are packing that minivan ;-)

Comment #56:
Comment by Anthony (347) - 4/7/2006 @ 1:36 pm | [ Quote ]

Ok I got my Defcon0 #2 - Mine is Number 230!

Comment #57:
Comment by CaJohn (1375) - 4/7/2006 @ 1:54 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 12:34 pm said:

Yes, before you know it, they will have built themselves a pink house there too. Lookout CaJohn, they work fast.

There is only one here and it’s contained, I hope it takes 2 to populate!!!

Comment #58:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 2:15 pm | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 1:54 pm said:

There is only one here and it’s contained, I hope it takes 2 to populate!!!

Contained, LOL!

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 12:36 pm said:

Hey huvason, since I am only 2 hrs away from you, should I be concerned?

Creator, do we need to raise the Defcon level ;-)

Concerned? Not at all, well, at least until The Homunculus is freed. Its’ children have a communal voice, not unlike the Borg, and will rise up to avenge The Homunculus’ capture. Time and space mean nothing, the kids are infinite trackers, and are strategically placed around the globe so as to monitor the goings-on. Fear not, as the current subject of extreme pain is The Huvason, whose actions will be thwarted by The Collective.

Comment #59:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 2:36 pm | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 1:54 pm said:

There is only one here and it’s contained, I hope it takes 2 to populate!!!

Hmmm, not sure about that CaJohn. “I hope it takes 2 to populate” Lets hope so.

Comment #60:
Comment by DEFCON Creator (1734) - 4/7/2006 @ 2:48 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 2:36 pm said:

Hmmm, not sure about that CaJohn. “I hope it takes 2 to populate” Lets hope so.

Chris, that would be fatalistic. The “kids” were molecularly programmed to be able to create their own simulacrums, for species survival, of course. But also for the current need as well. These ‘clones’ need not look like ZERO’s, but have the abilities of the ZERO’s.

The Huvason has been lured in to think he has the upper hand by the other larger bottles…In my communications with them, it is all going according to plan.

Comment #61:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 3:45 pm | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

Chris, that would be fatalistic. The “kids” were molecularly programmed to be able to create their own simulacrums, for species survival, of course. But also for the current need as well. These ‘clones’ need not look like ZERO’s, but have the abilities of the ZERO’s.

The Huvason has been lured in to think he has the upper hand by the other larger bottles…In my communications with them, it is all going according to plan.

Speaking of huvason, we havent heard from him in awhile ;-)

Comment #62:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 4:20 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 3:45 pm said:

Speaking of huvason, we havent heard from him in awhile ;-)

HELP!!!!!!

Comment #63:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/7/2006 @ 5:32 pm | [ Quote ]

ROFL, you guys have waaayyyyy to much time on your hands :P

Comment #64:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/7/2006 @ 5:33 pm | [ Quote ]

Mrs.Ryan on 4/7/2006 at 5:32 pm said:

ROFL, you guys have waaayyyyy to much time on your hands :P

wait let me correct that, maybe it’s you don’t have enough time and need a release….yeah I’ll buy that :D ya’ll need a vacation after the release of the cute little guy of course.

Comment #65:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 5:47 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 4:20 pm said:

HELP!!!!!!

huvason. glad to see you are ok for the moment. I would stay in hiding though, not sure how this will all play out yet. Maybe if you just released the little guy you could stop the madness ;-)
keep checking in to let us know you are safe.

Comment #66:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 5:55 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 5:47 pm said:

huvason. glad to see you are ok for the moment. I would stay in hiding though, not sure how this will all play out yet. Maybe if you just released the little guy you could stop the madness ;-)
keep checking in to let us know you are safe.

I’m not holding the guy - THEY ARE. You guys seem to think I am in control. I went down to start making some sauce, and I was almost attacked walking by. Had to go in the back door.

Comment #67:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 5:56 pm | [ Quote ]

Mrs.Ryan on 4/7/2006 at 5:32 pm said:

ROFL, you guys have waaayyyyy to much time on your hands :P

No.

Mrs.Ryan on 4/7/2006 at 5:33 pm said:

wait let me correct that, maybe it’s you don’t have enough time and need a release….yeah I’ll buy that :D ya’ll need a vacation after the release of the cute little guy of course.

Yes :) :) :)

Comment #68:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:06 pm | [ Quote ]

DEFCON Creator on 4/7/2006 at 2:48 pm said:

Chris, that would be fatalistic. The “kids” were molecularly programmed to be able to create their own simulacrums, for species survival, of course. But also for the current need as well. These ‘clones’ need not look like ZERO’s, but have the abilities of the ZERO’s.

The Huvason has been lured in to think he has the upper hand by the other larger bottles…In my communications with them, it is all going according to plan.

I personally think there programming is flawed. That the Creator does not have the control that he thinks he has. Perhaps there is a “ghost in the machine” (irobot reference there :) ).

Or, maybe he should not have released the “DEFCON ONE prototype from it’s containment device. Maybe it is the old programming in him.

All I know is that it HAPPY HOUR down there now.

Comment #69:
Comment by MattUK (713) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:18 pm | [ Quote ]

CaJohn on 4/7/2006 at 1:54 pm said:

There is only one here and it’s contained, I hope it takes 2 to populate!!!

Damn I’m gona b taken over in my uni house when i get back if they can get down two flights of stairs and join forces!!

Comment #70:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:21 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 6:06 pm said:

I personally think there programming is flawed. That the Creator does not have the control that he thinks he has. Perhaps there is a “ghost in the machine” (irobot reference there :) ).

Or, maybe he should not have released the “DEFCON ONE prototype from it’s containment device. Maybe it is the old programming in him.

All I know is that it HAPPY HOUR down there now.

Oh no, I cant wait to see what happens later tonight after happy hour is over. I will need to check back in to see this :-)

Comment #71:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:23 pm | [ Quote ]

I’m bringing beer down as a peace offering.

CREATOR, what do these guys drink? I do have JW Black if necessary :)

Comment #72:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:24 pm | [ Quote ]

Stay safe huvason, I will be away for a bit. I will check in later so maybe I should give you my cell # in case things get out of control. :-)

Comment #73:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:24 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

I’m bringing beer down as a peace offering.

CREATOR, what do these guys drink? I do have JW Black if necessary :)

You are just fueling that fire, watch out!

Comment #74:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:26 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 6:21 pm said:

Oh no, I cant wait to see what happens later tonight after happy hour is over. I will need to check back in to see this :-)

I’ve got three pounds of Habaneros to cut up down there tonight (the wife won’t let me use here kitchen upstairs). Will that keep them away - probably not as they are capsaicin based as well.

Oh well.

Comment #75:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/7/2006 @ 6:27 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 6:23 pm said:

I’m bringing beer down as a peace offering.

CREATOR, what do these guys drink? I do have JW Black if necessary :)

That’s it, they already have a captive and you want to get them drunk?….. oh boy let the games begin

Comment #76:
Comment by ryan (2615) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:07 pm | [ Quote ]

Mrs.Ryan on 4/7/2006 at 6:27 pm said:

That’s it, they already have a captive and you want to get them drunk?….. oh boy let the games begin

Wow hun, only 12 more comments and you’re on the top 20 list! :-D

Comment #77:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:26 pm | [ Quote ]

Oh lord I need to find a blog anonymous group :|

Comment #78:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:30 pm | [ Quote ]

Mrs.Ryan on 4/7/2006 at 7:26 pm said:

Oh lord I need to find a blog anonymous group :|

Just come on over to the dark side :)

Comment #79:
Comment by MattUK (713) - 4/7/2006 @ 7:37 pm | [ Quote ]

ryan on 4/7/2006 at 7:07 pm said:

Wow hun, only 12 more comments and you’re on the top 20 list! :-D

Go get it Mrs. Ryan!!

i’ll prob b on it twice with the same name by the time I go back to uni - I only want 1 name!!

Comment #80:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 4/7/2006 @ 8:53 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 7:30 pm said:

Just come on over to the dark side :)

Slowly but surely I am succeeding in corrupting her…even found a hot sauce she likes :-D

MattUK on 4/7/2006 at 7:37 pm said:

Go get it Mrs. Ryan!!

i’ll prob b on it twice with the same name by the time I go back to uni - I only want 1 name!!

Thank you Matt! I need all the help I can get with her :-P

Comment #81:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/7/2006 @ 9:00 pm | [ Quote ]

:| no recruiting Ryan, that’s not allowed

Comment #82:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:00 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 6:24 pm said:

Stay safe huvason, I will be away for a bit. I will check in later so maybe I should give you my cell # in case things get out of control. :-)

Strangely quite by the house - i’m afraid to go near it. I haven’t seen the dog in hours.

Comment #83:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:14 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 10:00 pm said:

Strangely quite by the house - i’m afraid to go near it. I haven’t seen the dog in hours.

Better check on it huvason, sounds like they are up to no good.

Comment #84:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 10:31 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 10:14 pm said:

Better check on it huvason, sounds like they are up to no good.

NOT ME! Haven’t heard from the Creator in a while - i’m worried! Maybe he is coming for a rescue mission.

I hope he remembers I had nothing to do with this :)

Comment #85:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:12 pm | [ Quote ]

huvason on 4/7/2006 at 10:31 pm said:

NOT ME! Haven’t heard from the Creator in a while - i’m worried! Maybe he is coming for a rescue mission.

I hope he remembers I had nothing to do with this :)

Theres a thought, creator moving about in the cover of darkness ;-)

Better double check your locks and sleep with the light on to be safe.

Comment #86:
Comment by chris k (2682) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:13 pm | [ Quote ]

I will check back in with you in the morning huvason. Hope tonight goes well for you.

Comment #87:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:16 pm | [ Quote ]

chris k on 4/7/2006 at 11:12 pm said:

Theres a thought, creator moving about in the cover of darkness ;-)

Better double check your locks and sleep with the light on to be safe.

I always do! :) Good night Chris.

Comment #88:
Comment by thakswet (529) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:43 pm | [ Quote ]

SO, I see that the Blair’s Salsa preproduction was never paid for……what happened Ms. Eman….ended up not paying the bid price???? Why did you put in the bid then?

Comment #89:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:48 pm | [ Quote ]

Maybe she thought that he would be interested, and ended not being interested. I would not sweat it. err swet it :)

Comment #90:
Comment by thakswet (529) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:54 pm | [ Quote ]

Then why JACK up my bid?

In the Ebay world….you pay your bid. Not think about it later.

Comment #91:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:58 pm | [ Quote ]

how can you tell (curious) that is was not paid for?

Comment #92:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:58 pm | [ Quote ]

thakswet on 4/7/2006 at 11:54 pm said:

Then why JACK up my bid?

In the Ebay world….you pay your bid. Not think about it later.

Thak, before you go off being a jackass, get the whole story

Comment #93:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:58 pm | [ Quote ]

maybe later all the info will come out, why stress over it? maybe Nick had more than one, maybe alot of things happened, I think I’ll wait and see what is said before I judge.

Comment #94:
Comment by thakswet (529) - 4/7/2006 @ 11:59 pm | [ Quote ]

“Second Chance Offer
The seller is making this Second Chance Offer because the high bidder was either unable to complete the transaction or the seller has a duplicate item for sale.

The selling of this item through Second Chance Offer is in compliance with eBay policy; you will be able to exchange feedback with the seller and will be eligible for all eBay services associated with a transaction, such as fraud protection”

don’t call me a Jackass.

Comment #95:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:03 am | [ Quote ]

well it’s a second chance thak, go for it and good luck. Unless you have changed your mind. I am sure the high bidder had a very good reason for not completing the transaction, seriously there is no reason to point all of the flaws out on here, it creates to much drama and takes away from the blog. I do hope you get the salsa, you were very excited about it the first time around

Comment #96:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:04 am | [ Quote ]

thakswet on 4/7/2006 at 11:59 pm said:

“Second Chance Offer
The seller is making this Second Chance Offer because the high bidder was either unable to complete the transaction or the seller has a duplicate item for sale.

The selling of this item through Second Chance Offer is in compliance with eBay policy; you will be able to exchange feedback with the seller and will be eligible for all eBay services associated with a transaction, such as fraud protection”

don’t call me a Jackass.

Then quit acting like one “your highness”. until you’ve heard it either from the horse’s mouth, or Nick (since he’s the seller) quit talking about things you don’t know about. You don’t even have all the information about what happened with the bidding while it was going on, which I do. Do your research. If you don’t want to pay the amount that its being offered to you for, then don’t pay it. Simple as that.

Comment #97:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:04 am | [ Quote ]

Well I seem to recall another Jackass posting something in here that was better left unsaid and dealt with in person. I think this whole topic kind of falls in line with that whole idea. You don’t really have the right to post that, it is eBay business and should be left there. What do you have to gain by posting information about that in here, other than deliberatly trying to hurt the reputation of a fellow chilehead!.
Sorry thakswet I think it was wrong of you to post that here, if you dont want the second chance or whatever, it is no ones business but your own.

Comment #98:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:06 am | [ Quote ]

p.s. other jackass = pmac

Comment #99:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:07 am | [ Quote ]

pmac on 4/8/2006 at 12:04 am said:

Well I seem to recall another Jackass posting something in here that was better left unsaid and dealt with in person. I think this whole topic kind of falls in line with that whole idea. You don’t really have the right to post that, it is eBay business and should be left there. What do you have to gain by posting information about that in here, other than deliberatly trying to hurt the reputation of a fellow chilehead!.
Sorry thakswet I think it was wrong of you to post that here, if you dont want the second chance or whatever, it is no ones business but your own.

Amen Pmac

Comment #100:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:08 am | [ Quote ]

pmac, I am sure you can let yourself live it down now :P all is well with you and your gonna get your caldera :D

Comment #101:
Comment by thakswet (529) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:09 am | [ Quote ]

agreed, sorry. I was wrong to say anything.

Comment #102:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:11 am | [ Quote ]

thakswet on 4/8/2006 at 12:09 am said:

agreed, sorry. I was wrong to say anything.

Thak, your frustration is understood. good luck if you do decide to take that second chance :D

Comment #103:
Comment by pmac (1393) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:12 am | [ Quote ]

pmac hugs thakswet, its ok :) we all act on emotion sometimes :)
…uh it that a bottle of hotsauce in your pocket or…eww your all swetty :) hmm kinda sexy actually… ok i should go now :)

Comment #104:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:14 am | [ Quote ]

I think you owe a specific apology to Mr. and Mrs. Eman. They are not here to defend themselves or shed any light on what exactly happened.

Comment #105:
Comment by Ryan (2615) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:17 am | [ Quote ]

I’m going to watch a movie with my family now, I’ll catch up on the comments in a couple hours.

Comment #106:
Comment by thakswet (529) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:18 am | [ Quote ]

thakswet on 4/7/2006 at 11:43 pm said:

SO, I see that the Blair’s Salsa preproduction was never paid for……what happened Ms. Eman….ended up not paying the bid price???? Why did you put in the bid then?

Sorry for asking yinz why you didn’t pay for the Ebay bid.

Comment #107:
Comment by huvason (3717) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:39 am | [ Quote ]

Boy am I confused!!!!!!!!

Comment #108:
Comment by Adam2 (282) - 4/8/2006 @ 12:49 am | [ Quote ]

I am confused as well… People say all kinds of things and rip on each other all the time here - why did a group of people jump all over thakswet when he made a comment about the Blair’s products? And then Ryan called him a Jackass - Name calling?? Come on, really! Drama, Drama…

Comment #109:
Comment by loco luna brian (1290) - 4/8/2006 @ 1:10 am | [ Quote ]

New blog rule - first deal with issues directly with the other person involved, not the entire HSB community.

This is a good rule for life and here as well. Just my $0.02.

Comment #110:
Comment by Mrs.Ryan (2181) - 4/8/2006 @ 1:21 am | [ Quote ]

loco luna brian on 4/8/2006 at 1:10 am said:

New blog rule - first deal with issues directly with the other person involved, not the entire HSB community.

This is a good rule for life and here as well. Just my $0.02.

I can agree with your 0.02 good advi