I came home tonight – another night working late, and what do I find. My DEFCON sauces throwing a HUGE party. Man I was pissed. The 2 new DEFCON children were asleep in their bed. Those kids need their sleep!
Then I look further, and oh my – what is that… the sauces kidnapped the Homunculus! Tied up in the shower no less. I couldn’t believe it! They must have kidnapped him last Saturday during the chicken wing eating contest. Those crazy kids. Not sure which one(s) were responsible – they weren’t talking.
They have not left any ransom demands as of yet!
Written by huvason
Nick Lindauer founded Hot Sauce Blog in 2004, making it one of the internet's very first hot sauce review sites. After 20+ years of tasting, reviewing, and attending every major fiery foods event in the country, he's back behind the keyboard covering the hot sauce world he helped build.
190 responses to “Homunculus Kidnapped!”
The zero batch 1 in the bottom picture looks guilty to me. He/she doesn’t even face the camera for the photo 🙂 ooooooo u have 2 batch 1s 😉
I do believe that I’ve seen it all now.
I like their little house though. The bigger kids can evemhave a sit down – what do they eat tho?
Hmmmm, not sure what to say…
First, you better let that Homunculus go, or bad things will happen to you.
Second, did you build them that Defcon house, or did they just take it over?
Third, do all those bottles get dressed up for Sunday brunch?
Forth, Now I know why you need a minivan, such a large family.
And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason) 😉
Look ryan, is this another picture for a Caption This contest? 😉
“A Chileheads Doll House”
After thinking about this a bit more.
I hate to say it huvason, but I think my thoughts are correct. I believe that the Defcon Sauce had something extra added to it last Saturday. All part of Creator’s master plan 😉
Hey, I just took the pictures! I had nothing to do with the Kidnapping!
Watch out! Mystery is afoot…
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Well if he is guilty, he may have to go 😉
First, you better let that Homunculus go, or bad things will happen to you.
>>>>> It wasn’t me, I swear 😉
Second, did you build them that Defcon house, or did they just take it over?
>>>>> They just took it over. There was a picute with naked Barbie dolls, but this is a G rated site, right?
Third, do all those bottles get dressed up for Sunday brunch?
>>>>> Not sure, they are always just on their shelf. I got lucky and caught the carnage.
Forth, Now I know why you need a minivan, such a large family.
>>>>> 🙂
And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason)
>>>>>> Now there’s an idea!
You have forced me to do the unthinkable. With the ancient texts and talismans, I will have to summon forth my Homunculus Army! Not since the beginning of time has this had to be done, ever hear of the Big Bang? I shall begin my incantations this weekend, along with my Photoshop scrolls, and you shall yield. Your sabre has been drawn, however the thaumaturgic methods I will be utilizing will turn your sabre into Crapalacky sauce, from which you will imbibe from your scabbard. The Homunculi I summon forth shall retain the Defcon knowledge, but shall also retain the evil alchemistic side of cacodaemon construction. Your intent to disturb the Defcon Continuum has been noted, and shall be avenged!
My wife thinks I’m insane, by the way.
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1. You are insane (I guess I am also).
2. I still maintain my innocence 🙂 maybe it was the Defcon 1 Early Edition Bottle? You did him locked in that tiny plastic case 🙂
Ahhhh, your feeble attempt at misdirection, deception and false blame are a mere attempt to cloud the obvious. Perhaps you have brainwashed the Homunculus’ kindred, for they would never seek to kidnap much less bind their Master. If this is so, when the Homunculus’ freedom arrives, your indoctrination procedures will be dealt with swiftly, and very painfully. The Homunculus does so enjoy a nice slow vivisection on the unwilling, or perhaps drawing and quartering fits better. Pandora’s Box has been put into motion, and there seems no way to close it in the foreseeable future. Beware the Homunculus’ kindred you have in your possession, as the Homunculus is quite adept at mental suggestion. Animated bottles of hot sauce can do very bad things when one is asleep.
Ya know Huv, this scares me. My kids think like your kids! My kids have nicknamed MY #1 batch of zero, “Little Billy Defendwarfer”!
pics to follow soon.. 🙂
(puts head into hands)
Whats the ransom!!! I’d settle for a bottle of Batch #1, heh heh heh.
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We have received no ransom requests yet 🙂
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I like tha…….I have a naughty batch 2 that needs to go on an exchange programme with a batch 1 😉
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I assure you, the top hostage negotiators are working day and night on the Homunculus’ safe release 🙂
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See huvason, I warned you. Now you did it…
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“And finally Fifth, maybe your wife can now have you declared insane which will mean no more twirling competition’s. This will allow you to attend all the upcoming events. (good idea huvason)
>>>>>> Now there’s an idea!”
Yep, I like it. Just trying to help you out. This way you can get to go to all these events. Just dont let her read this 😉
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Creator, can you enlighten us a bit more. Since you are are a Taurus (as I am) when is that exact B-day. I can say mine is in May and sometimes it falls on an unlucky Friday (to some). Just trying to find out if we are really twins…lol
Nope, April 26 (my lucky number times 2).
Is that Zero Batch One sitting on the toilet with all the others in the room? Doesn’t he get stage fright? Awesome set-up Huvason, you wierdo!
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I was waiting for someone to point that out. They are a close family.
DISCLAIMER:
Before the Homunculus watchdog groups start posting. There were no Homunculi or DEFCON sauces harmed in the shooting of these pictures
You DID do something to the Homunculus’ kin, they would NEVER dump in front of each other. Oh…..Your pain will be legendary!
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LOL – maybe he’s just sitting there. I didn’t ask what he was doing 🙂
I guess no work being done todday!
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Well, he is tied up so thats not totally true there huvason 😉
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Hmmm, not twins although your lucky number seems to be the same as my B-day. I wont have the fortune of having it land on a Friday (again) until 2011.
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Maybe you should plan a Defcon Day for that date 😉
Perhaps by 2011, our Global Domination will be near completion. Ahhh, one can dream. In any event, get back to me then, sounds good so far. Wait a minute, you are distracting me from the true evil event that has befallen the Defcon Continuum, it seems Huvason is attempting his sordid mental indoctrination techniques, as primitive as they are, upon you. RESIST!!!
Boy do I wish I could add pictures to this!
This is exactly the sort of behavior one would expect when a family practices incest!!!
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(In a redneck voice)
This here young lady is my wife, mother, sister, cousin on muh daddy side. MMMMM MMMMM!!! Aint she cute?
Notice the change in physical stature from generation to generation. Also the change in temperment, and the volatility of their personality. The newest generation must be kept in a box!!! Oh I see trouble ahead for all in the World of Capsicum, these units have been sent to many parts of the world, this is just the begining! Chaos is soon to rule!!! Chileheads BEWARE!!! THis could happen in your Community!!!
DEFCON, WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED???!!!
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Ain’t it great?
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It’s amazing how these little bottles of goodness have taken on a life of their own, literally.
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Oh man – you are going to be in trouble John! Wait until the Creator sees this. At least he’ll send hiw army your way first! maybe I can arrange for the release of the hostage then!
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Don’t give in! We must make a stand! We must not negotiate with terrorists! I think the Defcon Units are out of control! Why else would they have done this to their Creator’s Beloved Homunculus?!
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You have WAYYYYYY to much free time buiddy! LOL Like the little pink house though!
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What would we do if it were for Jim’s original death sauce!!!! OH MY!!! I think we would be subjected to a video of the decapitation of the mighty Homunculus!!!
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Huvason is the culprit in all of this, he has, through archaic forms of mind control, temporarily assumed control of the Homunulus’ offspring. He will be dealt with as the Defcon Collective sees fit, and it ain’t gonna be pretty. To think that mere over-the-counter string can hold The Homunculus is foolish, Hell he doesn’t even have arms. I have been contacted by Him, and the escape is in the early stages of development. Huvason will rue this day. He has forgotten, through the massive ingestion of our sauces, infused with the ancient alchemist elixirs, we shall have control of him.
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Yes, sounds good, 2011
Now to the point here, huvason, how did you end up with the Homunculus?
I suggest that you untie him and treat him well while he is being held captive. The army is forming and it doesnt look good for you right now.
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See, it really doesnt look good huvason 😉
better pack up the family in the minivan and get away fast.
anywhere, just get away…
It’s good to see hot sauces secure enough in their manhood to live in a pink house.
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LOL!!!
I don’t believe it’s huvason’s fault. You can take the sauce out of New Jersey, but you can’t take New Jersey out of the sauce!!! Look Out World, a batch 2 unit has just invaded CaJohns Central!!!
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Keep an eye on it John!
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Isn’t it a cute little guy? He’s so innocent and unassuming. All you have to do is take a nap right next to it. Nothing will happen, He just wants a little semi-conscious company, so as to perform his magic upon your Id. It’s so much easier for the little guy with a participant in the REM stage. Considering the amount of the cute little stormtroopers that now reside in the UK, I am expecting a call at any moment from Parliament allowing me to put up a Defcon toll booth on the London Bridge. It’s all part of the Plan.
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Yes, before you know it, they will have built themselves a pink house there too. Lookout CaJohn, they work fast.
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Hey huvason, since I am only 2 hrs away from you, should I be concerned?
Creator, do we need to raise the Defcon level 😉
Raise? No way, lower is better. Wait until the negative integers are created and available. (evil chuckle)
I am still waiting for my addition to the family! 🙁
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Hey huvason, hope you are packing that minivan 😉
Ok I got my Defcon0 #2 – Mine is Number 230!
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There is only one here and it’s contained, I hope it takes 2 to populate!!!
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Contained, LOL!
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Concerned? Not at all, well, at least until The Homunculus is freed. Its’ children have a communal voice, not unlike the Borg, and will rise up to avenge The Homunculus’ capture. Time and space mean nothing, the kids are infinite trackers, and are strategically placed around the globe so as to monitor the goings-on. Fear not, as the current subject of extreme pain is The Huvason, whose actions will be thwarted by The Collective.
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Hmmm, not sure about that CaJohn. “I hope it takes 2 to populate” Lets hope so.
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Chris, that would be fatalistic. The “kids” were molecularly programmed to be able to create their own simulacrums, for species survival, of course. But also for the current need as well. These ‘clones’ need not look like ZERO’s, but have the abilities of the ZERO’s.
The Huvason has been lured in to think he has the upper hand by the other larger bottles…In my communications with them, it is all going according to plan.
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Speaking of huvason, we havent heard from him in awhile 😉
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HELP!!!!!!
ROFL, you guys have waaayyyyy to much time on your hands 😛
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wait let me correct that, maybe it’s you don’t have enough time and need a release….yeah I’ll buy that 😀 ya’ll need a vacation after the release of the cute little guy of course.
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huvason. glad to see you are ok for the moment. I would stay in hiding though, not sure how this will all play out yet. Maybe if you just released the little guy you could stop the madness 😉
keep checking in to let us know you are safe.
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I’m not holding the guy – THEY ARE. You guys seem to think I am in control. I went down to start making some sauce, and I was almost attacked walking by. Had to go in the back door.
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No.
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Yes 🙂 🙂 🙂
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I personally think there programming is flawed. That the Creator does not have the control that he thinks he has. Perhaps there is a “ghost in the machine” (irobot reference there 🙂 ).
Or, maybe he should not have released the “DEFCON ONE prototype from it’s containment device. Maybe it is the old programming in him.
All I know is that it HAPPY HOUR down there now.
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Damn I’m gona b taken over in my uni house when i get back if they can get down two flights of stairs and join forces!!
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Oh no, I cant wait to see what happens later tonight after happy hour is over. I will need to check back in to see this 🙂
I’m bringing beer down as a peace offering.
CREATOR, what do these guys drink? I do have JW Black if necessary 🙂
Stay safe huvason, I will be away for a bit. I will check in later so maybe I should give you my cell # in case things get out of control. 🙂
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You are just fueling that fire, watch out!
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I’ve got three pounds of Habaneros to cut up down there tonight (the wife won’t let me use here kitchen upstairs). Will that keep them away – probably not as they are capsaicin based as well.
Oh well.
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That’s it, they already have a captive and you want to get them drunk?….. oh boy let the games begin
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Wow hun, only 12 more comments and you’re on the top 20 list! 😀
Oh lord I need to find a blog anonymous group 😐
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Just come on over to the dark side 🙂
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Go get it Mrs. Ryan!!
i’ll prob b on it twice with the same name by the time I go back to uni – I only want 1 name!!
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Slowly but surely I am succeeding in corrupting her…even found a hot sauce she likes :-D[Comment ID #25258 Quote]
Thank you Matt! I need all the help I can get with her 😛
😐 no recruiting Ryan, that’s not allowed
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Strangely quite by the house – i’m afraid to go near it. I haven’t seen the dog in hours.
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Better check on it huvason, sounds like they are up to no good.
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NOT ME! Haven’t heard from the Creator in a while – i’m worried! Maybe he is coming for a rescue mission.
I hope he remembers I had nothing to do with this 🙂
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Theres a thought, creator moving about in the cover of darkness 😉
Better double check your locks and sleep with the light on to be safe.
I will check back in with you in the morning huvason. Hope tonight goes well for you.
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I always do! 🙂 Good night Chris.
SO, I see that the Blair’s Salsa preproduction was never paid for……what happened Ms. Eman….ended up not paying the bid price???? Why did you put in the bid then?
Maybe she thought that he would be interested, and ended not being interested. I would not sweat it. err swet it 🙂
Then why JACK up my bid?
In the Ebay world….you pay your bid. Not think about it later.
how can you tell (curious) that is was not paid for?
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Thak, before you go off being a jackass, get the whole story
maybe later all the info will come out, why stress over it? maybe Nick had more than one, maybe alot of things happened, I think I’ll wait and see what is said before I judge.
“Second Chance Offer
The seller is making this Second Chance Offer because the high bidder was either unable to complete the transaction or the seller has a duplicate item for sale.
The selling of this item through Second Chance Offer is in compliance with eBay policy; you will be able to exchange feedback with the seller and will be eligible for all eBay services associated with a transaction, such as fraud protection”
don’t call me a Jackass.
well it’s a second chance thak, go for it and good luck. Unless you have changed your mind. I am sure the high bidder had a very good reason for not completing the transaction, seriously there is no reason to point all of the flaws out on here, it creates to much drama and takes away from the blog. I do hope you get the salsa, you were very excited about it the first time around
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Then quit acting like one “your highness”. until you’ve heard it either from the horse’s mouth, or Nick (since he’s the seller) quit talking about things you don’t know about. You don’t even have all the information about what happened with the bidding while it was going on, which I do. Do your research. If you don’t want to pay the amount that its being offered to you for, then don’t pay it. Simple as that.
Well I seem to recall another Jackass posting something in here that was better left unsaid and dealt with in person. I think this whole topic kind of falls in line with that whole idea. You don’t really have the right to post that, it is eBay business and should be left there. What do you have to gain by posting information about that in here, other than deliberatly trying to hurt the reputation of a fellow chilehead!.
Sorry thakswet I think it was wrong of you to post that here, if you dont want the second chance or whatever, it is no ones business but your own.
p.s. other jackass = pmac
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Amen Pmac
pmac, I am sure you can let yourself live it down now 😛 all is well with you and your gonna get your caldera 😀
agreed, sorry. I was wrong to say anything.
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Thak, your frustration is understood. good luck if you do decide to take that second chance 😀
pmac hugs thakswet, its ok 🙂 we all act on emotion sometimes 🙂
…uh it that a bottle of hotsauce in your pocket or…eww your all swetty 🙂 hmm kinda sexy actually… ok i should go now 🙂
I think you owe a specific apology to Mr. and Mrs. Eman. They are not here to defend themselves or shed any light on what exactly happened.
I’m going to watch a movie with my family now, I’ll catch up on the comments in a couple hours.
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Sorry for asking yinz why you didn’t pay for the Ebay bid.
Boy am I confused!!!!!!!!
I am confused as well… People say all kinds of things and rip on each other all the time here – why did a group of people jump all over thakswet when he made a comment about the Blair’s products? And then Ryan called him a Jackass – Name calling?? Come on, really! Drama, Drama…
New blog rule – first deal with issues directly with the other person involved, not the entire HSB community.
This is a good rule for life and here as well. Just my $0.02.
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I can agree with your 0.02 good advice…..
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Thank you Brian, I’m glad someone understands what happened here.
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I’m probably a few years older than a lot of y’all here. But only a few:). Anyway, we have a way of learning from our past mistakes and hopefully we can spare others some of theirs potential mistakes from time to time.
Nite all and peace! Love is the answer.
is this where we all hug and say “I LOVE YOU MAN?” LOL
nite all
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Ahhh, misdirection of blame again. The Huvason, attempting to make The Kids ouot to be the evil, not so. In my communications with The Kids, they tell a different tale.
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Wow, now I’ve heard it all. My control is absolute, hence the reason you are stressing. Things are becoming a ‘little different’ in the house aren’t they? Can’t quite put your finger on it, but there is something amiss. You see, the early stages of molecular programming were comprised of a few cardinal rules. One of the most important was never to directly attack an opponent, hence the cunningness for The Little Guys. They behave more like Poltergeists in the beginning.
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Unlike The Huvason, Matt you have nothing to worry about.
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You sick little monkey, attempting to get the underage kids drunk. Oh man, I reiterate…Your pain WILL be legendary!
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Chris, what The Huvason, Evil Incarnate as he may be, does not understand the special things that could happen. If he even touches them with alcohol…Well, ever feed a Gremlin after midnight?
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Your dog is fine (wink wink). It will be used as a troop transport when the time is right.
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The Huvson will sleep just fine, especially during his various REM stages. The Huvason thinks wearing that aluminum foil hat to bed will actually do something. The ZERO’s method is more of the old wives tale concerning the earwig (oooh, nasty visual).
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huvason, you didnt tell me about that hat you wore to bed 😉
(we need a pic of that to put up against ryans pink helmt…lol)
cant wait to hear what happened last night.
maybe by now there is a whole condo complex that has been built insted of just the pink house.
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Me neither. All is still quite. Still no ransom demands – but there is a car parked outside the housw now (man I wish I could upload pics!)
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well huvason, I could give you me email so you could send me those pics
not sure if having direct contact with you would be that wise though, they may think I am involved in this whole plot 😉
let me know your thoughts ha ha
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Don’t worry about the car, I’d be more worried about the ultra-light hovering over your house.
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Guess he didnt look up yet??? 😉
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No ultra-light over my house, but there was a house around the corner that burned down 🙂
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The newly created “Hell-Munculus”, our ultra-shock troop was testing out his new breath weapon. See what you’ve gotten yourself into…
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huvason, its starting to sound like a war zone near you. better pack up and head out to safer ground before its too late 😉
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First of all, THANKYOU SO MUCH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS FOR GETTING MY BACK!
Here is the deal……i was kind of pissed and humored at this post this morning! After all, how can i be looking at 3 bottles that have been in my cabinet now for a couple of days when I have not even paid for them???hummm
thaks…as being one of the few that has always defended you in previous controverseys, thanks for jummping to conclusions without even talking to me…i appreciate that!!! 🙁
the bottles were paid for as well as several hundred dollars worth of products last week, i think we paid for the salsa and queso about 20 seconds after we bought it
yes i say WE, there are no transactions that WE make unless WE have both agreed on them….team work i say
Now..i previously talked to two other people and had them go in with me on the purchase…i bought the 3 and was going to sell two of them to them. Unfortunately one of them backed out and I posted here for you to contact me and also asked Nick for your email (have not heard from him)
I wanted to offer you the jar that was not bought for one third of the total sales price…since you lost the auction, i thought you might like the chance to have one…….untill now
Morral of the story
never ASSUME…..you make an ass out of you and me……i guess RYAN was right
in future, don’t EVER try to hurt my reputation here, as you can see I have MANY friends!!
I am done with this! party on!
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Works for me:)
Doed anyone know where Nick is??? I can’t get an answer back on the emails I sent him
Also, I now have a Blair’s preproduction QUESO jar for sale…it is being sold for other Blair’s products if you want to know….contact nick for my email (if he answers) 🙂
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Well said eman!!!!
move on and dont let it get to you, better things to do.
Im glad you are my brother 🙂
C
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I 100% agree with pmac. All ebay related comments about transactions and purchases should be done privately. If you dont have anything good to say….dont say it (here). Jumping to a conclusion and bashing someone without all the facts is just not right and it can ruin someones otherwise healty reputation. If you have negative feedback, leave it there (on ebay) Besides, if you were not involved in the transaction how do you know what really happened???
Yes, we do get carried away and “bash” each other sometimes, but its usually in good taste and never over a transaction.
What is going to happen is that all comments related to ebay and items on there will end up being scrapped from the HSB. I for one dont want to see it come to that, but if we keep pressing I can see Nick may have no choice.
We already have some rules, lets play nice so we dont get anymore.
thankswet – sit on that chair and take a 5 min timeout 🙂
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LOL Nick is probably is a ditch still drunk from thursday it was his birthday this week. Give him a few days to recover, he is a youngin’ don’t forget! 🙂
Hahahah, sorry in advance, but thakswet you kinda screwed yourself out of a bottle there, can you say.. oooops!
maybe we will say he pulled a pmac! 😀
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pulled a what??? 🙂
Im not even going there. ha ha
I am at the Canadian national Home show all day working, with f’all to do 🙂
I am gonna be on ansd off this all day reading farting around 🙂
and if the computer is busy i can do it on the Blackberry WooT!
hmmm… Yeah that didn’t sound too good did it LOL
…but it felt really good… k back to the corner pmac.
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at least you enjoyed it pmac 🙂
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I never issued a second chance offer to anyone – so it’s a case of spam. Eman has the number one and that’s it.
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Sheesh – I miss a few emails and you guys send out the search & rescue teams. I’ve been celebrating the b-day…
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cool if only I had the cash!!!
Huvason, don’t pay attention to the fact that your shrubs aren’t exactly where they were this morning.
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He moved them so he could hide 😀
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What happened to my shrubs? Not home yet (twirling) – will be home shortly. Hopefully all is well at Casa Huvason 🙂
Don’t worry Creator. I am going to do everything I can to ensure the “safe” release of the Homunculus today. (LOL to myself – I can actually spell it now without looking it up).
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Hey huvason, I wouldnt worry about the shrubs, I think its the whole house you will have trouble finding 😉
“toto we’re not in kansas anymore”, just watch out for the oompa loompas the creator may have them under his control too.
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And to think, I liked the oompa loompas 🙂
Oh no, not the oompa loompas
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I’VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR
YOU OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU’LL LISTEN TO ME
WHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT
PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT
BLAMING THE KIDS IS A LIE AND A SHAME
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO’S TO BLAME
THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU’RE NOT SPOILED THEN YOU WILL GO FAR.
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
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I hope you had to look the words to that up 🙂
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OMG chris this proves it, you need to get out of the house more
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Speaking of search and rescue teams, has anyone one heard from Mad? Getting a little worried here. This is definately not like him to be gone this long…
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I think MADs wife finally did him in after the show on Saturday.
I am pretty sure she got medievil on his a*& or he would have at least said hi. or maybe he is just spending quality time with the family so he can buy more sauce 😉
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Sorry to disappoint, but it was a copy and paste… 😉
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find the other end of the hose, and you will find MAD
I think I am going to leave the hose for someone like booger to mess with 😛 I am sure Mad is fine he’ll show up eventually and laugh like well …mad when he sees how convinced we are his wife did him in…LOL
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I really hope it was a copy paste 😛
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There are at least 2 other oompa loompa songs on that site, wanna see them? 😉
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besides, ask ryan, if I would have written that I would have changed the words a bit…
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this is true
and they all would have rhymed, and put us all in tears 😛 and no chris I have to be honest here I think oompa loompa are evil creatures and they give me nightmares
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LOL – I read that post to my daughter, and she the SAME thing
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There are many more sinister creatures out there (or on here) that can cause us tears 😉 so worry not about the harmless oompa loompas
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Yeah, just look at the pictures above. Never it made it down to check on them tonight. Hope all is well down there.
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Everything is fine, just don’t mind the noises between the floors. You may be releasing The Homunculus, but the damage has been done.
Oh yeah, I sent you an e-mail regarding the artillery troops planning the seige, you may want to check it out.
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yeah but think of it like this, I am probably MUCH older than your daughter….it’s a little embarrassing to be afraid og oompa loompas at my age.
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Who said I was releasing him! I am not holding him. I still maintain my innocence.
The Homunculus is being held within the walls of the Casa Huvason stronghold, therefore you are subject to the consequnces that shall befall you. We have already gained control of your dog, un benounced to you, as there are no signs that can be visually detected.
Homunculus, I have seen the pictures, but what is it exactly? and how did the little guy come about?
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Not sure- The Creator will need to answer. I just know he’s still tied up in the house 🙂
some movie…what? chicken little?
he does look a biit like chicken little, maybe creator was hungry and was craving chicken perhaps? and Huv don’t look so happy about the homunculus still being captive creator might get upset and unleash the army 😉
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he looks more like mike in monsters inc.
He’s the alien left back from the movie…Chicken Little.
Am I th eonly one who’s seen it>?
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He’s actually the Alien Baby from Chicken Little. I’m guessing that the Creator has some sort of mental control over him!
I’m not sure where the string came from that is holding him. Must be strong though.
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I haven’t seen it thak 🙁
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maybe the craetor is just mental and we’re all having a mass halucination 😀
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I actually saw it in 3D – pretty cool. Not sure if it was released in 3D everywhere.
it might have been like that here at the omnimax here in Oregon but I am not sure
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That would certainly explain a lot 🙂
I wonder how long it would take his army to get to Oregon?
that’s not funny 😐 LOL
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At least it will get them away from Casa Huvason!
ROFL your looking for an easy out, not gonna happen 😛
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Can’t blame me for trying 🙂
lmao no I can’t blame you. they do look intimidating
huvason what is twirling? a baton competition?
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Yep – Baton Twirling. My youngest (6) is on the travel team (actually 2 teams), as well as solo competitions. She competes about every other weekend around this time.
omg I was facetious, only to find I am right. That never happens, well good luck to the wee one, I hope she does well.
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Thanx. She’s actually pretty good.
Have a good one…
have a great night huvason, I was thinking twirling meant dancing of some sort, we don’t have baton twirling here. 🙁 my wee one would like it I think.
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They do have it across the country, not sure about Oregon though. Nationals are in Ga this year.
I would have to get another job if she gets into that, but it might be fun to look into it. Thank you for sharing that 😀
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A Homunculus is a created being, a mythical creature created through various ancient alchemical scrolls. They served as sort of servants, helping the alchemist in his lab. Mine lives in the crisper of my fridge and guards the various gene-bending experiments I am currently delving my hand into.
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Yup. I thought the little thing was funny as Hell.
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The string looks like ti is holding him because he has no arms. The Huvason has overlooked this as has brought forth the wrath of the Continuum upon himself. Even his dog is under our control, to be used as a troop transport.
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Nice try Oh Evil One. The Casa Huvason Stronghold is already being assimilated. Haven’t you noticed your pink roof?
>>> Mine lives in the crisper of my fridge and guards the various gene-bending experiments I am currently delving my hand into
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Not sure what happened there, but:
NO IT DOESN’T – it lives in the little pink house until the evil DEFCON SAUCE captors demands are met!
HEy Creator, any plans on another DEFCON day?
I didn’t want to have to let you know, but the decoy that is in your possession is just that. If you noticed in the pictures of the Army, the True Homunculus still resides at Defcon HQ, and is currently performing his Field Marshall role.
As for the next Defcon Day, we have a couple we are working on. One in Bergen County at a lovely little dive bar, and the other in a couple of months at a Harley meet in Ledgewood, NJ. We’re still going ahead with the Hillsborough Fire Dept. in September, and we may be doing something in front of The Alley in Berkeley Heights for their famous fireworks (if you haven’t seen them, DON’T miss another year), on July 16th (it’s like a Tuesday night or something, I’ll check more on the date). It looks like we may be doing a few demos, as it looks as if we’ll be closing our Whole Foods deal soon, so that’s a definite upper. We’re looking into a couple of bars in Edison as well, and may actually have a Defcon Day at Dutch Springs, a scuba training center in Bethlehem, PA. Hey, we’re open for ideas.
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Defcon on the demo table today and all weekend. Sauce not bad on rabbit. Bret
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Decoy! NEver. I heat to poor little guy crying every night. those evil DEFCON sauces. I think it is time to launch a rescue 🙂
I sent you an Email – BTW….
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Poor little Peter Cottontail, LOL!
Try marinating shrimp in the #1 overnight, and then throw them on the grill. Yummy!