huvason, are you ahhhh reviewing the Hot Sauce or the Miller Lite?

from that pic its hard to tell…lol

Nice review though. Nick better watch out, you and eman will start up your own page of Hot Sauce reviews soon. ha ha

just kidding Nick

chris k on 4/17/2006 at 6:39 am said:

huvason, are you ahhhh reviewing the Hot Sauce or the Miller Lite?

from that pic its hard to tell…lol

Nice review though. Nick better watch out, you and eman will start up your own page of Hot Sauce reviews soon. ha ha

just kidding Nick

Definitely the sauce. The Miller Light was brought over by a friend (but it meets BOTH my requirements for favorite beer - FREE and COLD )

Nick doesn’t have to worry about, i’m a freelancer - just review, send to Nick and hope he likes. Eman is the professional HSB reviewer

BTW - Throw a little in some BBQ sauce. Really good. I use this stuff everywhere. Also try it mixed with some of Jims Fiery Hot Habanero sauce - which already has a nice kick to it. I’ll review that later, as I killed the bottle I had already.

mmmmmm Talon does sound good!!

Huv nice job

Nice job! Sauce looks awesome too!

I’ve been looking at that sauce for a while. I think I’m going to have to pick up a bottle sometime soon! Thanks for the detailed review!

– Ryan

Nice job, i hope one day to destroy a slice of pizza just like it.

Thanx for the kind words everyone!

I should add a disclaimer:
“Do not try this at home. I am a trained professional” Start with small amounts, this stuff is pretty hot.

No doubt, a non-extract sauce that opens with a punch and continues kicking for several minutes after you’ve eaten it. Quite good IMO and as the above review suggests not something that will bury whatever your eating behind a wall of taste leaving you to wonder what you’re consuming aside from just the hot sauce.

Huvason, great review. Great sauce, too. It’s hot! I’m impressed at the amount you put on your food…..drink any straight out of the bottle???

Lee@DC on 4/17/2006 at 2:36 pm said:

Huvason, great review. Great sauce, too. It’s hot! I’m impressed at the amount you put on your food…..drink any straight out of the bottle???

Thanx. LOL - not yet. Perhaps a shot of Talon tonight with dinner.

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huvason on 4/17/2006 at 2:47 pm said:

Thanx. LOL - not yet. Perhaps a shot of Talon tonight with dinner.

huvason on 4/17/2006 at 11:50 am said:

Thanx for the kind words everyone!

I should add a disclaimer:
“Do not try this at home. I am a trained professional” Start with small amounts, this stuff is pretty hot.

“a shot of Talon tonight with dinner”

Well you are a trained professional.

chris k on 4/17/2006 at 3:20 pm said:

“a shot of Talon tonight with dinner”

Well you are a trained professional.

I think huv is a BEAST! That’s an aggressive amount of Talon on any one of those three dishes! It’s good to know there are others who “Desire the Fire”. Well done huvason! I’m glad it lived up to your expectations. Also, thanks to all you others for your kind endorsements!

I see absoulutely nothing wrong with a good ol HOT sauce not using any extracts! In fact I welcome it with open arms!!!

Ooooh sounds good. I’ve got a bottle of CaJohn’s Red savina and I’m hoping its as good as this.

Yeah that pizza is on maximum ownage.

Aaron on 4/17/2006 at 6:15 pm said:

I see absoulutely nothing wrong with a good ol HOT sauce not using any extracts! In fact I welcome it with open arms!!!

Then you definitely want to try this! Just had it again on some Easter Turkey sandwich leftovers. Mixed equal parts of Talon with Fiery Hot Habanero sauce - delicious. This is stuff is very addicting for me!

Clint on 4/17/2006 at 6:32 pm said:

Ooooh sounds good. I’ve got a bottle of CaJohn’s Red savina and I’m hoping its as good as this.

Yeah that pizza is on maximum ownage.

I’ve never had CaJohn’s Red Savina - I’m guessing this has the addition of the Fatalli peppers in it. Crack it open Clint, and let us know how it is!

huvason, “ChileChef” , our operations manager suggested that the next pizza you make, save the trouble of topping it and just use it as pizza sauce!

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 9:12 pm said:

huvason, “ChileChef” , our operations manager suggested that the next pizza you make, save the trouble of topping it and just use it as pizza sauce!

That might require either a larger bottle or many bottles! I just had some Fatali Fire. WHOA! Powerful and hot! Fantastic

huvason on 4/17/2006 at 7:42 pm said:

Then you definitely want to try this! Just had it again on some Easter Turkey sandwich leftovers. Mixed equal parts of Talon with Fiery Hot Habanero sauce - delicious. This is stuff is very addicting for me!

I’ve never had CaJohn’s Red Savina - I’m guessing this has the addition of the Fatalli peppers in it. Crack it open Clint, and let us know how it is!

Either The Legend or the Krakatoa! (a little thinner), they are both Red Savina straight. Cojones has garlic added. HDH and Ace (same sauce, different label, Peppers didn’t like the HDH one) are a spiced Red Savina sauce (my favorite), Ignite is a tomato-based Red Savina as is CaBoom! Gourmet. Jim keeps us in Red Savinas quite well!

Aaron on 4/17/2006 at 9:15 pm said:

That might require either a larger bottle or many bottles! I just had some Fatali Fire. WHOA! Powerful and hot! Fantastic

Thanks, it’s the same recipe as HDH/Ace, just substitue Fataliis for Red Savinas… I think it’s attack is MUCH stronger though.

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 9:21 pm said:

Thanks, it’s the same recipe as HDH/Ace, just substitue Fataliis for Red Savinas… I think it’s attack is MUCH stronger though.

Ace is a great tasting sauce, I love the flavor

red savina is my fave too

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 9:49 pm said:

red savina is my fave too

Oh Yea! Oh Yea! You go girl…

Hey Mrs.Ryan

Hi Vic

I am almost out Tracy, I am gonna have to do something about that…like ground Ryan from it

Aaron on 4/17/2006 at 6:15 pm said:

I see absoulutely nothing wrong with a good ol HOT sauce not using any extracts! In fact I welcome it with open arms!!!

My sentiments exactly Aaron! I make several extract sauces, I try to make them taste good, but to me, you can’t beat a straight forward habanero sauce to light your fire. Everyone has their favorite, make mine habanero!

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 9:56 pm said:

Hi Vic

I am almost out Tracy, I am gonna have to do something about that…like ground Ryan from it

Sounds a lot like my house- Wendy hordes up all the sweet stuff and guards them with a passion- I can kill a bottle of sweet based sauce in a couple of sittings.

LOL, GO Wendy!! I have yet to try a sweet hot sauce, I have a lot of catching up to do

Vic, do you have a collection of “empty” sauces as well? When I first started collecting back in the early 80’s, I wouldn’t consider the sauce part of the collection until it was gone. Things are much different now, but I still hang on to the empties when I don’t have one of the sauces either full or empty.

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:02 pm said:

LOL, GO Wendy!! I have yet to try a sweet hot sauce, I have a lot of catching up to do

She doesn’t do the heat, low tolerance if you can imagine that in our house. She likes the dessert sauces and anything sweet- you know like me!!

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 10:06 pm said:

She doesn’t do the heat, low tolerance if you can imagine that in our house. She likes the dessert sauces and anything sweet- you know like me!!

ROFL, and would that be her story too, Vic?

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 10:05 pm said:

Vic, do you have a collection of “empty” sauces as well? When I first started collecting back in the early 80’s, I wouldn’t consider the sauce part of the collection until it was gone. Things are much different now, but I still hang on to the empties when I don’t have one of the sauces either full or empty.

Cajohn I used to- but I have taken over so much room in the house I gave that up- have to give a little too, otherwise it would be in just about every room and I’d have to move in with you……..

I was taking a gamble when I tried the red savina I figured it would be to hot and it would go to waste because Ryan has so many other opened bottles…. I really don’t think I need anything else I loved the flavor and the heat of it, and so did Ryan, I think we could polish off a case very easy between the two of us

I probably have 13-14 in the fridge now (opened and working on) and close to 30 or so in the cabinet in waiting.

yeah sounds like us….depending on whats for dinner, you’ll find something interesting on the table.

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:08 pm said:

ROFL, and would that be her story too, Vic?

I think that would be her thought- I pushed it to the limit this month with some big $ purchases with Nick, Blair, & on E-bay- but I know how to get back on her good side, I bat my eyes well……lol

I think I might have more bottles than you…

In my warehouse!!!

I understand, I really don’t keep the ones I know I’ll be getting again. If I really like a sauce, I’ll usaually get 2, one to eat one to keep. Sometimes I eat them both, then I keep the empty until I can replace it.

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 10:15 pm said:

I think I might have more bottles than you…

In my warehouse!!!

I understand, I really don’t keep the ones I know I’ll be getting again. If I really like a sauce, I’ll usaually get 2, one to eat one to keep. Sometimes I eat them both, then I keep the empty until I can replace it.

All bottles on the shelf are new/sealed- only one in the collection that we acquired from a Rest. via the Mrs. purse because they would not sell it to us- the Hostess opened it on the way to the table, when we got it home I sealed it back with wax.

Mrs. Ryan, I’ll see Tracy in a couple of days, I’ll make sure he keeps you in sauce.

I’m looking forward to trying the Talon as well as the Fatalii Fire. When I called Cajohn’s today, a very well informed and nice lady was telling me how wonderful (and HOT) these sauces are…

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:12 pm said:

yeah sounds like us….depending on whats for dinner, you’ll find something interesting on the table.

Yup- we have a nice variety to complement just about any meal. But the Deal is when Wendy makes a new dish/receipe- she holds the hot sauce until I “try one bite to taste it before you douse it!!” then I can have at it.

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 10:18 pm said:

All bottles on the shelf are new/sealed- only one in the collection that we acquired from a Rest. via the Mrs. purse because they would not sell it to us- the Hostess opened it on the way to the table, when we got it home I sealed it back with wax.

well you learn something new everyday, and Vic HOLY MOLY I just looked at the pics of your collection, I will have to say That when Ryan and I finally purchase a house, it will have 4 bedrooms and a 4 car garage so he has storage

OOps! almost forgot, Great job on the review Huv!!

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 10:21 pm said:

Yup- we have a nice variety to complement just about any meal. But the Deal is when Wendy makes a new dish/receipe- she holds the hot sauce until I “try one bite to taste it before you douse it!!” then I can have at it.

ROFL, I do that to Ryan too!!!!!!!!!! I really like Wendy

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 10:18 pm said:

All bottles on the shelf are new/sealed- only one in the collection that we acquired from a Rest. via the Mrs. purse because they would not sell it to us- the Hostess opened it on the way to the table, when we got it home I sealed it back with wax.

Most hot sauces will do very well at room temp after opening. The fruity ones are somewhat questionable though. It’s kind of a CYA thing to put Refrigerate After Opening on the label. The ph is so low on most sauces that it will probably live longer than most of us. They may turn brown, but that is just oxidation of the pepper solids. They still are edible, just not pretty.

HELLO TRACY and yes excellent review huv

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 10:25 pm said:

Most hot sauces will do very well at room temp after opening. The fruity ones are somewhat questionable though. It’s kind of a CYA thing to put Refrigerate After Opening on the label. The ph is so low on most sauces that it will probably live longer than most of us. They may turn brown, but that is just oxidation of the pepper solids. They still are edible, just not pretty.

good to know, I always wondered if anything could grow in the bottles after they had sat for awhile….when nothing tropical bloomed I figured they were ok.

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 10:21 pm said:

Yup- we have a nice variety to complement just about any meal. But the Deal is when Wendy makes a new dish/receipe- she holds the hot sauce until I “try one bite to taste it before you douse it!!” then I can have at it.

I personally like to dump a load of sauce onto my plate, then add food to taste…

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 10:25 pm said:

Most hot sauces will do very well at room temp after opening. The fruity ones are somewhat questionable though. It’s kind of a CYA thing to put Refrigerate After Opening on the label. The ph is so low on most sauces that it will probably live longer than most of us. They may turn brown, but that is just oxidation of the pepper solids. They still are edible, just not pretty.

John still no email from you.Bret

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 10:27 pm said:

I personally like to dump a load of sauce onto my plate, then add food to taste…

yeah……but I kind of like to hear the food I cook tastes good without adding HOT anything to it….call it needing to feed my ego a bit

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:26 pm said:

good to know, I always wondered if anything could grow in the bottles after they had sat for awhile….when nothing tropical bloomed I figured they were ok.

Me too, we bought a 92-93 bottle collection last month on E-bay, a lot of them look like they were some sort of window display- very faded labels, glue on the bottom of the bottles and many of the doubles that we had already- you could see a huge difference in colors. like you said CaJohn- a lot of browning.

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 10:27 pm said:

I personally like to dump a load of sauce onto my plate, then add food to taste…

I like your style, it means more sales that way!

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 10:27 pm said:

I personally like to dump a load of sauce onto my plate, then add food to taste…

That’s it! words to live by

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:30 pm said:

yeah……but I kind of like to hear the food I cook tastes good without adding HOT anything to it….call it needing to feed my ego a bit

Well young lady…if you keep up your desire to become more aquainted with the sauce that drives us, you will soon realize that “food”, almost becomes secondary.
We must allow the “Sauce” to drive our egos..

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:30 pm said:

yeah……but I kind of like to hear the food I cook tastes good without adding HOT anything to it….call it needing to feed my ego a bit

Well Wendy’s ego should be huge about her cooking- I don’t have to say much- my increasing belt size should be all the proof she needs. I don’t push away a meal nor have I missed one in awhile!! not that I can remember anyway.

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 10:40 pm said:

Well young lady…if you keep up your desire to become more aquainted with the sauce that drives us, you will soon realize that “food”, almost becomes secondary.
We must allow the “Sauce” to drive our egos..

I’m with you Tracy, but don’t tell the Mrs. I said that. I love her cooking and all, but I really just look for a reason to eat more hot sauce

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:10 pm said:

I’m with you Tracy, but don’t tell the Mrs. I said that. I love her cooking and all, but I really just look for a reason to eat more hot sauce

It’s all about the sauce………

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 10:41 pm said:

Well Wendy’s ego should be huge about her cooking- I don’t have to say much- my increasing belt size should be all the proof she needs. I don’t push away a meal nor have I missed one in awhile!! not that I can remember anyway.

good for her, I know I am a good cook, it’s just nice to hear

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 10:40 pm said:

Well young lady…if you keep up your desire to become more aquainted with the sauce that drives us, you will soon realize that “food”, almost becomes secondary.
We must allow the “Sauce” to drive our egos..

if I let the sauce drive my ego, I may chase off my whole fanily and all my staff at work….it’s become almost an obsession to keep it in the fridge…

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:10 pm said:

I’m with you Tracy, but don’t tell the Mrs. I said that. I love her cooking and all, but I really just look for a reason to eat more hot sauce

I CAN FREAKIN READ RYAN, TRACY DOESN’T NEED TO TELL ME

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:15 pm said:

I CAN FREAKIN READ RYAN, TRACY DOESN’T NEED TO TELL ME

oops……..lol, busted man

he waits until he thinks I am distracted …..

I don’t think it worked that time

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:15 pm said:

I CAN FREAKIN READ RYAN, TRACY DOESN’T NEED TO TELL ME

HaHa! I love it! My work here has been completed for the evening..Pleasant Hot sauce dreams er’ybody!!

g’night tracy

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 11:24 pm said:

HaHa! I love it! My work here has been completed for the evening..Pleasant Hot sauce dreams er’ybody!!

Tracy you bastard!

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:25 pm said:

Tracy you bastard!

Thanks man! I love you too!

Ryan, You’ve got mail…

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:22 pm said:

I don’t think it worked that time

oh it works in ways she’ll never realize *insert devil face*

Tracy, give me a call tomorrow

Will do CaJohn..

Kinda works like this. She may wear the pants in this outfit, but i’m the brains of the operation

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:22 pm said:

I don’t think it worked that time

no not this time

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:26 pm said:

oh it works in ways she’ll never realize *insert devil face*

I just let him think so

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 11:26 pm said:

Ryan, You’ve got mail…

well now I see who REALLY loves me

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:29 pm said:

no not this time

I just let him think so

Nothing like a spat…in front of the whole family!

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:26 pm said:

oh it works in ways she’ll never realize *insert devil face*

That’s funny= *insert devil face* & sinister laugh!!!

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 11:30 pm said:

Nothing like a spat…in front of the whole family!

Yeah- not in front of the kids

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 11:30 pm said:

Nothing like a spat…in front of the whole family!

we just do it cus we love you hotsauce blog style (said in a very bad david caruso voice)

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:33 pm said:

we just do it cus we love you hotsauce blog style (said in a very bad david caruso voice)

For the love of god! DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT taint this most holy place with the mention of David Caruso!

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:29 pm said:

well now I see who REALLY loves me

Or is it the other way around Ryan? I am man enough to admit I have very strong feelings CaJohn!!!!!!!!!!

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:35 pm said:

Or is it the other way around Ryan? I am man enough to admit I have very strong feelings CaJohn!!!!!!!!!!

tis is not the comeoutoftheclosetblog

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:35 pm said:

Or is it the other way around Ryan? I am man enough to admit I have very strong feelings CaJohn!!!!!!!!!!

I got dibs on him Vic, BACK OFF!

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:41 pm said:

I got dibs on him Vic, BACK OFF!

Oh No!- I feel a Jerry Springer episode coming on……….

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:42 pm said:

Oh No!- I feel a Jerry Springer episode coming on……….

Oh no you di-n’t, its on bitch!

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:45 pm said:

Oh no you di-n’t, its on bitch!

I think it’s pronounced: Beeoutch!!!

YOU GUYS BETTER LOOK OUT FOR STEVE….(maybe uncle big can play his part)

Where’s Steve when you need him, as long as one of us (or both) tear our clothes off to reveal the womens undergarments we are wearing- that was a classic episode!!!!!!!!!

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:47 pm said:

I think it’s pronounced: Beeoutch!!!

Vic, I’m white treaaaash, over here, we don’t talk like none of them G-fucnk gangsta type folks, we’s proud of the language we talk’n…what language do we speak again?

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:50 pm said:

Vic, I’m white treaaaash, over here, we don’t talk like none of them G-fucnk gangsta type folks, we’s proud of the language we talk’n…what language do we speak again?

that would be hole in wife beater left bu hot mustard speak

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:49 pm said:

Where’s Steve when you need him, as long as one of us (or both) tear our clothes off to reveal the womens undergarments we are wearing- that was a classic episode!!!!!!!!!

At least I know how to please a man!…after tonight, this post will be stricken from the record.

Actually I don’t think I have watched that show in 2 or 3 years now- more partial to Muary now. You know- the girl who brings “FOUR” guys with her to find out “baby daddy” and NONE of the guys there are it!!! Then the girls thinks running off stage is going to help prevent the embarassment- their parents must be so proud.

did you see the one where the girl had been on the show 5 times and tested 22 men? yeah she still doesn’t know who the dad is…..i wonder how much that shows pays for idiots?

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:52 pm said:

At least I know how to please a man!…after tonight, this post will be stricken from the record.

Love to see Nicks face at 6am when he wakes up and reads this one

it may read….topic closed to off topic

Vic on 4/17/2006 at 11:54 pm said:

Love to see Nicks face at 6am when he wakes up and reads this one

well, it will either be pure disgust, or overwhelming joy that the blog has finally reached the gay community

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:54 pm said:

did you see the one where the girl had been on the show 5 times and tested 22 men? yeah she still doesn’t know who the dad is…..i wonder how much that shows pays for idiots?

Yes is that incredible- where do they find these freaks, they must not have cable in that neck of the woods!?!

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:50 pm said:

Vic, I’m white treaaaash, over here, we don’t talk like none of them G-fucnk gangsta type folks, we’s proud of the language we talk’n…what language do we speak again?

Hey Jus cause your trailer is a double wide don’t make you no better’n me!!

It aint the trailer that makes us all better than yous, its that we all got a tooth to chew our food an you don’t. Speak’n of which, where is cousin Cletus anywho? I caughts me some dinner, was just lyin there in the middle of the highway with this funny look’n pattern on its back and bleed’n ta death…HOOOOOOWeeeee, Cletus, bring me that tooth, we’re have’n dinner!

To bring things back on topic, I think that Talon hot sauce would go great on any food…even roadkill.

Y’all I had a tooth last year- sold it a bottle of Boones Farm Tickle Pink an a pickled egg. Y’all makin Roadkill Stew? I’ll be over later- need’n to get my Mullet trimmed up a bit.

Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 12:06 am said:

To bring things back on topic, I think that Talon hot sauce would go great on any food…even roadkill.

I haven’t had a chance to try it yet- but it got good reviews here.

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 12:07 am said:

Y’all I had a tooth last year- sold it a bottle of Boones Farm Tickle Pink an a pickled egg. Y’all makin Roadkill Stew? I’ll be over later- need’n to get my Mullet trimmed up a bit.

That’s it! I got my double barrel boom stick here, you and Cooter is gonna have a mullet off. Coudn’t scrape enough of that there squirrel off the road to feed us all, so ya’ll just strut your stuff and may the best mullet win…the looser is gonna be squeel’n like a pig

Vic, will you and the mrs. be at zestfest?

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 12:12 am said:

Vic, will you and the mrs. be at zestfest?

We are not sure if we are going to make it- Wendy just got promoted at work, she is actually away this week for training- bachelor life for the next 4 days!! WhooHoo!! I think it’s going to be difficult to pull off and has the time draws closer I would assume Hotels and such are going to get booked up. It’s a 15-16 hour drive from here in Orlando- we really would love to go.

I am also still hunting for a pink helmet- so I can be in the Official Ryan Fan Club, I want to hold an high ranking position in it!!!

Man, I go away and talk to MSK for a bit and look what happens, first a quarrel over me and then you break into a deleted scene from “Deliverence”! Then you start talkin’ like your from Cackalacky, and the boys in the ‘Hood, and the trailer park behind our plant, but it’s good you got back on topic with the roadkill and Talon, I bet huvason would pour it on thick for that. Ain’t quite nothin’ like sun dried oppossum jerky!! (I’ll bet that’s hardshell Oppossum to you Vic).

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 12:21 am said:

I am also still hunting for a pink helmet- so I can be in the Official Ryan Fan Club, I want to hold an high ranking position in it!!!

Wow…I’m truly honored! We’ll see what we can do about a helmet

I’m surprized Ryan isn’t a fan of Crazy Jerry’s Brain Damage, it comes with it’s own pink helmet…

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:24 am said:

Man, I go away and talk to MSK for a bit and look what happens, first a quarrel over me and then you break into a deleted scene from “Deliverence”! Then you start talkin’ like your from Cackalacky, and the boys in the ‘Hood, and the trailer park behind our plant, but it’s good you got back on topic with the roadkill and Talon, I bet huvason would pour it on thick for that. Ain’t quite nothin’ like sun dried oppossum jerky!! (I’ll bet that’s hardshell Oppossum to you Vic).

Dammit CaJoh, you damn near killed me with laughter…where would my one man fan club be without me?

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:28 am said:

I’m surprized Ryan isn’t a fan of Crazy Jerry’s Brain Damage, it comes with it’s own pink helmet…

he’s the poster child

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:24 am said:

Man, I go away and talk to MSK for a bit and look what happens, first a quarrel over me and then you break into a deleted scene from “Deliverence”! Then you start talkin’ like your from Cackalacky, and the boys in the ‘Hood, and the trailer park behind our plant, but it’s good you got back on topic with the roadkill and Talon, I bet huvason would pour it on thick for that. Ain’t quite nothin’ like sun dried oppossum jerky!! (I’ll bet that’s hardshell Oppossum to you Vic).

Yes- but once you eat through that crunchy outer shell- it’s smooth sailing until you gravel, only problem here is that the Turkey Vultures are pretty big and they come in big flocks, but after you two step punt a couple of them, they get the hint and back off.

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:28 am said:

I’m surprized Ryan isn’t a fan of Crazy Jerry’s Brain Damage, it comes with it’s own pink helmet…

Actually, I have one of thos proudly displayed in our dining area

Do you know what a hard shell oppossum is Ryan?

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:30 am said:

Do you know what a hard shell oppossum is Ryan?

Why yes, that would be an evilutionary step nature has taken to allow the oppossum to cross the road!

Kidding, its a turtle

Vic, help the boy out…I know they don’t have them in Oregon.

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:30 am said:

Do you know what a hard shell oppossum is Ryan?

Stupid animals- it sounds like they actually jump up when they realize a car is over them- that shell sounds like small gunfire going off under your car. Good times………..

In the south, the cartoon was titled “All Most Legal, But Old Enough For Me Queer Look’n Kung-Fu Hard Shell Oppossums” - (teenage mutant ninja turtles)

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:33 am said:

Vic, help the boy out…I know they don’t have them in Oregon.

Armadillos

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 12:35 am said:

Armadillos

alright, so I’m a city boy! SUE ME! I ADMIT IT, and worst of all, I never learned to read!

City don’t have nothin to do with it, your North of the Mason-Dixson Line (and a whole lot west)

and now for a back to topic momnet…we do have hawks, falcons, and various other raptors here in Oregon (not pronounced OR-EE-GONE) which all have Talons…Talon also happens to be the name of the sauce reviewed in this thread. Great stuff it is…ok, break’s over

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:41 am said:

City don’t have nothin to do with it, your North of the Mason-Dixson Line (and a whole lot west)

Well helLO Mr. Fancy Pants…

What happened to the Mrs., I thought she would get past me tonight? She’s real close!

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 12:29 am said:

he’s the poster child

Sorry- I just caught that, sorry Ryan………..That’s funny Mrs.

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:43 am said:

What happened to the Mrs., I thought she would get past me tonight? She’s real close!

She says “I really like him and would feel bad if I passed him”. Translation to man speak…you suck! I’ll pass you like beer fart…then we’ll see who’s laughing. I would like to take this moment to apologize for my wife’s vulgarity. She’s really not well and the cold medicine is kicking in.

Ryan is pulling crap out of his a$$ CaJohn, ignore him, he is not right in the head, it’s all the rain we get here

The Ryans have over 1800 posts between them… she doesn’t even know me, yet…

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 12:49 am said:

Ryan is pulling crap out of his a$$ CaJohn, ignore him, he is not right in the head, it’s all the rain we get here

Its not the rain, its marriage! If I don’t post tomorrow, call the police!

another Mad_Riley scenario?

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:51 am said:

another Mad_Riley scenario?

I won’t go down like him!

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:51 am said:

another Mad_Riley scenario?

it’s this close |——-| he is really pushing it……but it’s all good even if search and rescue is called they will never find him

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:51 am said:

another Mad_Riley scenario?

Is that a sore subject? I guess I have missed something- I read a comment a couple of days ago and it was the first I had heard of it. I wanted to talk to him- I met some of his family- they own/operate a deli/rest here in town.

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 12:54 am said:

it’s this close |——-| he is really pushing it……but it’s all good even if search and rescue is called they will never find him

She’s right, all she has to do is lay me on my side and nobody will ever find me

Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 11:34 pm said:

For the love of god! DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT taint this most holy place with the mention of David Caruso!

I’ll bet H could find out what happened to Mad

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CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:57 am said:

I’ll bet H could find out what happened to Mad

and I bet he could do it “miami style”

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:57 am said:

I’ll bet H could find out what happened to Mad

I’m not hearing you CaJohn…H and David Caruso are BAD WORDS in this house!

It’s Wicked Wanza’s favorite show!

Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 12:58 am said:

I’m not hearing you CaJohn…H and David Caruso are BAD WORDS in this house!

So is NYPD Blue, unless you’re referring to Dennis Franz…grrrr, VERY grrrr

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:59 am said:

It’s Wicked Wanza’s favorite show!

I’ll pray for her soul

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 12:59 am said:

It’s Wicked Wanza’s favorite show!

CSI vegas is way better, grissom is hot! HI WW:D

Ryan, over the 1200 mark!

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 1:01 am said:

Ryan, over the 1200 mark!

What can I say, you got me on topics I feel comfortable talking about

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 1:00 am said:

CSI vegas is way better, grissom is hot! HI WW:D

She’s asleep, I really have to get her to post… she reads every day

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 1:02 am said:

She’s asleep, I really have to get her to post… she reads every day

Here’s whatcha do:

Tell her that Mrs. Ryan says that David Caruso is a horrible actor and would cry like a baby in the presence of Grissom…Mrs. Ryan is calling her out for a CSI Cat Fight

I think they would both laugh at us..Mrs. & WW that is. Women are that way, us men just DON”T understand!

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 1:08 am said:

I think they would both laugh at us..Mrs. & WW that is. Women are that way, us men just DON”T understand!

hmmmm…what about a bribe?

She’ll do it when she’s ready, it will then be her idea

Well my friend, I need to hit the sack…another long day of number crunching ahead. I shall talk to you later.

CaJohn on 4/18/2006 at 1:13 am said:

She’ll do it when she’s ready, it will then be her idea

So true, so true. G’night CaJohn. If I don’t talk to you before hand, have a great time in Gatlinberg!

Me too, it’s late here and I’ve got a full day and then travel tomorrow night. Won’t be on the blog tomorrow night, but Wednesday should be interesting with Tracy, MSK and me all in one place! Good Night Ryans…

Good Night Folks- have a good one

T - 12 Hours and Counting till the beginning of the Mississippi Sauce King’s “Spring Hot Sauce Tour”!

Tracy C on 4/17/2006 at 10:23 pm said:

OOps! almost forgot, Great job on the review Huv!!

Mrs.Ryan on 4/17/2006 at 10:25 pm said:

HELLO TRACY and yes excellent review huv

Thanx everyone! Maybe one day i’ll be a real reviewer

CaJohn on 4/17/2006 at 9:12 pm said:

huvason, “ChileChef” , our operations manager suggested that the next pizza you make, save the trouble of topping it and just use it as pizza sauce!

He must be reading my mind. I was already thinking the same thing. I’,m going to try making some pizza the next time Mrs Huvason makes sauce. And throw some Talon in there as the pizza sauce. Hopefully I’ll still have some sauce then!

Wow - I go to sleep early one night, and miss all this good stuff. Right out of the Twilight zone

I have to agree with CaJohn on this one huvason, you are an animal.

pmac on 4/18/2006 at 9:11 am said:

I have to agree with CaJohn on this one huvason, you are an animal.

LOL - I told you guys I like my food HOT!!!!

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 9:35 am said:

LOL - I told you guys I like my food HOT!!!!

Thats good huvason, HOT!

maybe we need mrs ryan to come up with a nickname for you…lol

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 7:37 am said:

He must be reading my mind. I was already thinking the same thing. I’,m going to try making some pizza the next time Mrs Huvason makes sauce. And throw some Talon in there as the pizza sauce. Hopefully I’ll still have some sauce then!

Sounds real good there huvason can you make some extra for us

I need to get a bottle of talon to eat, it sounds darn good.

Where has Mad been lately??? I have not heard from him in awhile.

Cheffy on 4/18/2006 at 10:01 am said:

I need to get a bottle of talon to eat, it sounds darn good.

Where has Mad been lately??? I have not heard from him in awhile.

I dont think anyone has heard from MAD since Defcon Day.

its a great mystery.

huvason did you guys do something with him that day or is he still recovering from the wing eating contest?

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 9:59 am said:

Sounds real good there huvason can you make some extra for us

Yeah, Huvason that does sound good. I have not had the chance to taste Talon yet, but if it packs the punch you say I know I will love it. Let us know when to come over.

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 9:59 am said:

Sounds real good there huvason can you make some extra for us

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 10:04 am said:

Yeah, Huvason that does sound good. I have not had the chance to taste Talon yet, but if it packs the punch you say I know I will love it. Let us know when to come over.

See huvason, just give us the date for the 1st “huv-pizza day” and we are there…lol

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 10:03 am said:

I dont think anyone has heard from MAD since Defcon Day.

its a great mystery.

huvason did you guys do something with him that day or is he still recovering from the wing eating contest?

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 10:31 am said:

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

A meat-based Defcon sauce- very interesting and quite yummy sounding!! Put me down for two bottles secret ingredient and all….

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 9:56 am said:

Thats good huvason, HOT!

maybe we need mrs ryan to come up with a nickname for you…lol

I will try and use my wit to come up with something fitting….

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 10:31 am said:

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

If I were a conspiracy theorist…I would say that makes perfect sense..

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 10:31 am said:

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

Yuuummmm, meat based wing sauce. I think that would any interesting concoction to say the very least.

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 10:03 am said:

I dont think anyone has heard from MAD since Defcon Day.

its a great mystery.

huvason did you guys do something with him that day or is he still recovering from the wing eating contest?

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 10:31 am said:

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

When I left DEFCON day, MAD was still there withe Creator. He was still alive though

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 10:09 am said:

See huvason, just give us the date for the 1st “huv-pizza day” and we are there…lol

Your all invited!

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 10:50 am said:

I will try and use my wit to come up with something fitting….

I knew you would take care of that mrs ryan

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 11:06 am said:

When I left DEFCON day, MAD was still there withe Creator. He was still alive though

Hmmm, perhaps some clues here…
so he was seen with Creator last…Hmmmmm and not since

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 10:31 am said:

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 10:09 am said:

See huvason, just give us the date for the 1st “huv-pizza day” and we are there…lol

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 11:07 am said:

Your all invited!

When is the date, need to mark the calendar…lol

Pizza and Hot Sauce, two very good things!

“When I left DEFCON day, MAD was still there withe Creator. He was still alive though”.

Hmmm, the plot thickens…

“A meat-based Defcon sauce- very interesting and quite yummy sounding!! Put me down for two bottles secret ingredient and all…. ”

I should think it will taste “Mad”-nificent.

But really, what ever happended to him? Did his wife really slam him that hard?

“But really, what ever happended to him? Did his wife really slam him that hard?”

If she did, she must be tough cause he used to check in from work as well. She must be checking to make sure his name isnt on here.

Or maybe he is here and using a different name…lol

MAD, send us a signal!

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 12:05 pm said:

“When I left DEFCON day, MAD was still there withe Creator. He was still alive though”.

Hmmm, the plot thickens…

“A meat-based Defcon sauce- very interesting and quite yummy sounding!! Put me down for two bottles secret ingredient and all…. ”

I should think it will taste “Mad”-nificent.

But really, what ever happended to him? Did his wife really slam him that hard?

That’s what it sounds like……I have picked up on a few comments here and there with the overall outcome being- Mad’s on restriction from the HSB

Spousal restriction? Oh man, it’s worse than I thought.

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 12:16 pm said:

Spousal restriction? Oh man, it’s worse than I thought.

He should be smart enough to at least use an alais for now though

can you say access from work???

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 12:16 pm said:

Spousal restriction? Oh man, it’s worse than I thought.

lol….You are right, doesn’t get much worse then that……I’d rather be in a coma or something, fall in a man hole- the restriction thing hits you in the EGO. I can tell you by first hand experience on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps she installed some sort of uber-secret spyware on his work computer, in addition to the chip she must have implanted while he was sleeping. Poor Mad, he seems to have transmuted into the feared “husband-automaton”. He MUST be released!

“Poor Mad, he seems to have transmuted into the feared “husband-automaton”. He MUST be released!”

Mad’s a Stepford Husband…..Oh the agony!!

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 12:32 pm said:

Perhaps she installed some sort of uber-secret spyware on his work computer, in addition to the chip she must have implanted while he was sleeping. Poor Mad, he seems to have transmuted into the feared “husband-automaton”. He MUST be released!

Maybe the Creator somehow put MAd in the Homunculus that the DEFCON sauces stole that day. Unfortunately it’s gone - Mrs Huvason has kidnapped it now!

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 12:41 pm said:

Maybe the Creator somehow put MAd in the Homunculus that the DEFCON sauces stole that day. Unfortunately it’s gone - Mrs Huvason has kidnapped it now!

Is it now classified as a multiple kidnapping?………

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 12:41 pm said:

Maybe the Creator somehow put MAd in the Homunculus that the DEFCON sauces stole that day. Unfortunately it’s gone - Mrs Huvason has kidnapped it now!

So, mrs huvason now has MAD? technically speaking

poor little guy, he has been right under our noses all along and cant speak to us

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 12:43 pm said:

Is it now classified as a multiple kidnapping?………

Nah it can’t.. I forgot - MAD was still there when I left. Unless the stolen Homunculus really is some sort of transport device that the Creator can use as he wishes?

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 12:47 pm said:

Nah it can’t.. I forgot - MAD was still there when I left. Unless the stolen Homunculus really is some sort of transport device that the Creator can use as he wishes?

Hmmm thats a good point. Maybe Creator managed to get MAD into the Homunculus and cant get him back out

I suggest you free both of them huvason, thats a double whammy for you if you dont.

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 12:49 pm said:

Hmmm thats a good point. Maybe Creator managed to get MAD into the Homunculus and cant get him back out

All I know is that MAD and his hose were there. Has anyone seens MAD’s hose?

Does anyone have an email address for him?

“Maybe the Creator somehow put MAd in the Homunculus that the DEFCON sauces stole that day. Unfortunately it’s gone - Mrs Huvason has kidnapped it now! ”

This is really getting twisted. I don’t remember Mad having bright orange hair, only my Homunculus which you claim you never stole! Grrr.

“Nah it can’t.. I forgot - MAD was still there when I left. Unless the stolen Homunculus really is some sort of transport device that the Creator can use as he wishes? ”

Hmmm, interesting thought. Now Huv, step away from the pipe.

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 12:50 pm said:

I suggest you free both of them huvason, thats a double whammy for you if you dont.

I really don’t know where the Homunculus is any more. Mrs Huvason stole him. Somehow she was able to get past the DEFCON sauce guards (wow she must have secret powers - that would explain a lot over the years )

“Hmmm, interesting thought. Now Huv, step away from the pipe.”

Have things gotten that much out of control huvason?…lol
just give the little guy back before it gets any worse

chris k on 4/18/2006 at 12:55 pm said:

“Hmmm, interesting thought. Now Huv, step away from the pipe.”

Have things gotten that much out of control huvason?…lol
just give the little guy back before it gets any worse

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 12:53 pm said:

I really don’t know where the Homunculus is any more. Mrs Huvason stole him. Somehow she was able to get past the DEFCON sauce guards (wow she must have secret powers - that would explain a lot over the years )

Ooops, sorry Huvason, I guess they already have.
How can this be stopped????

Say DEFCON Creator: I like your ad in CHILI PEPPER Looks impressive
I think the rest of the Blog folks should use it. I diffinently go to many
of the WEB Sites that are listed looking for new products.

HenryK on 4/18/2006 at 1:14 pm said:

Say DEFCON Creator: I like your ad in CHILI PEPPER Looks impressive
I think the rest of the Blog folks should use it. I diffinently go to many
of the WEB Sites that are listed looking for new products.

I think that’s the first thing I do when I get my copy, I flip throught o see all the new adds and scope out new leads. So I second that, the add looks great- a little different coloring then your site.

HenryK on 4/18/2006 at 1:14 pm said:

Say DEFCON Creator: I like your ad in CHILI PEPPER Looks impressive
I think the rest of the Blog folks should use it. I diffinently go to many
of the WEB Sites that are listed looking for new products.

Thanks guys, we let the people at Chili Pepper have a bit of freedom with the designing of it, I think they did a Hell of a job. Hey, when did you guys get your issue? I haven’t gotten mine yet.

Got mine yesterday 17th.

DEFCON Creator on 4/18/2006 at 10:31 am said:

Perhaps he’s the secret in the new meat-based Defcon sauce. At least I can get rid of the have-a-heart traps now.

Creator, I received my “special” Zero today, I think I know what the meat is in the sauce. I just hope that what I received has nothing to do with MAD!

I sent Nick an email thanking him and you for the “special” prize, he said he will post a pic of it for all to see. Don’t want to give anything away until it is posted.

HenryK on 4/18/2006 at 2:22 pm said:

Got mine yesterday 17th.

Me too, it came yesterday

DK on 4/18/2006 at 2:26 pm said:

Creator, I received my “special” Zero today, I think I know what the meat is in the sauce. I just hope that what I received has nothing to do with MAD!

I sent Nick an email thanking him and you for the “special” prize, he said he will post a pic of it for all to see. Don’t want to give anything away until it is posted.

LOL! I thought you’d like it, it really goes with the theme. Like I said, it is a 1 of 1 in a really twisted way. Enjoy man!

What “special zero” is everybody talking about? Did I miss out on something?

Cheffy on 4/18/2006 at 2:58 pm said:

What “special zero” is everybody talking about? Did I miss out on something?

Cheffy, you’re killin’ me! It was for the lovely little kitty picture Nick took in my moment of weakness at the Fiery Foods show.

I gotcha, I was wondering what the hell everybody else was talikng about. Hey Creator, have you heard from Mad at all?

No, and it’s beginning to worry many of us. We are thinking his wife may have turned him into a “Stepford Husband”. Oh the humanity of it all!!!

The Horror, The Horror!!!!

Nobody has heard from him far as I know. Eman tried e-mailing and calling him, but there have been no replies and no answer of the phone…

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 3:58 pm said:

Nobody has heard from him far as I know. Eman tried e-mailing and calling him, but there have been no replies and no answer of the phone…

I feel so used, we were building this nice relationship on here- talking getting to know each other, then this one night thing at Defcon Day- Wham Bam! no call in the morning, doesn’t return our calls, or E-mails. I feel so dirty……………

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 3:58 pm said:

Nobody has heard from him far as I know. Eman tried e-mailing and calling him, but there have been no replies and no answer of the phone…

I hope everything is OK.

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 4:38 pm said:

I feel so used, we were building this nice relationship on here- talking getting to know each other, then this one night thing at Defcon Day- Wham Bam! no call in the morning, doesn’t return our calls, or E-mails. I feel so dirty……………

So Vic…do you know everything there is to know about the crying game?

huvason on 4/18/2006 at 4:39 pm said:

I hope everything is OK.

Me too. Don’t know the guy other than his posts on the blog, but I’m really worried about him.

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 3:58 pm said:

Nobody has heard from him far as I know. Eman tried e-mailing and calling him, but there have been no replies and no answer of the phone…

I’ve emailed him too. Nada.

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 4:57 pm said:

So Vic…do you know everything there is to know about the crying game?

I saw the movie………eehhhww, scary!

loco luna brian on 4/18/2006 at 5:07 pm said:

I’ve emailed him too. Nada.

It’s weird that with “all” of the attempts from what sounds like to be a lot of people- not one word back, hope all is OK!

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 4:58 pm said:

Me too. Don’t know the guy other than his posts on the blog, but I’m really worried about him.

Yep, same here. I was actually wondering about him last week, before all this talk came up about where he is. I hope all is well.

Somebody should check missing persons and obituaries…

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 5:59 pm said:

Somebody should check missing persons and obituaries…

Poor mad, if you read all his comments he kept saying the wife was going to kill him and he was going to die, we all just made jokes, now look what happens….he goes missing and we all ignored his pleas for help. what kind of people are we?

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 6:30 pm said:

Poor mad, if you read all his comments he kept saying the wife was going to kill him and he was going to die, we all just made jokes, now look what happens….he goes missing and we all ignored his pleas for help. what kind of people are we?

Thats exactly what I said Mrs. Ryan. Hey Lisa should we take a ride over to Mad’s and check to see if there are any signs of life? Was Defcon Day the last day anyone heard from him?

kristi on 4/18/2006 at 6:33 pm said:

Thats exactly what I said Mrs. Ryan. Hey Lisa should we take a ride over to Mad’s and check to see if there are any signs of life? Was Defcon Day the last day anyone heard from him?

That seems to be the consensus, since defcon day no one has heard a word.

Hmmmm, very strange. Creator, any insight?

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 5:59 pm said:

Somebody should check missing persons and obituaries…

I checked the obituaries and I’m happy to say I don’t think he died.

kristi on 4/18/2006 at 7:01 pm said:

I checked the obituaries and I’m happy to say I don’t think he died.

or they just haven’t found the body?

well there are many ways to hide a body….like in DEFCON meat based wing sauce ….

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

well there are many ways to hide a body….like in DEFCON meat based wing sauce ….

NOW we know what the packaging of Batch #3 is made of!…gonna have to nickbame it “soilant green”

IT’S PEOPLE. PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

kristi on 4/18/2006 at 7:01 pm said:

I checked the obituaries and I’m happy to say I don’t think he died.

I think it was something to the effect of, …
It’s either them or me, turn off the damn monitor or I am taking half, and the kids!

I could understand that way of thinking and that ultimatum if he spent all his time on porn sites or out with other women etc, but for gods sake he is here talking hot sauce, it’s pretty harmless…..kind of

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 7:51 pm said:

I could understand that way of thinking and that ultimatum if he spent all his time on porn sites or out with other women etc, but for gods sake he is here talking hot sauce, it’s pretty harmless…..kind of

What kind of porn sites??????

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 7:51 pm said:

I could understand that way of thinking and that ultimatum if he spent all his time on porn sites or out with other women etc, but for gods sake he is here talking hot sauce, it’s pretty harmless…..kind of

i like how you end that…”kind of”

ryan on 4/18/2006 at 7:54 pm said:

i like how you end that…”kind of”

well, even I get irritated sometimes with it….but not to the point of grounding you…

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 7:53 pm said:

What kind of porn sites??????

Vic, the last thing I am gonna do is give Wendy a reason to be mad at me….

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:00 pm said:

well, even I get irritated sometimes with it….but not to the point of grounding you…

But isn’t that the way with a lot of things- too much TV, video games, bowling, hanging out with the guys or girls. When something over exceeds the harmony, the balance in a mariage we tend to lash out at that “OTHER” thing/person or persons. Dang I sound like Dr. Phil…..

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:01 pm said:

Vic, the last thing I am gonna do is give Wendy a reason to be mad at me….

Ok- with my head hung low, I guess

Dr. Phil is a whack job…. but I agree with everything else.

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:06 pm said:

Ok- with my head hung low, I guess

LOL

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:05 pm said:

But isn’t that the way with a lot of things- too much TV, video games, bowling, hanging out with the guys or girls. When something over exceeds the harmony, the balance in a mariage we tend to lash out at that “OTHER” thing/person or persons. Dang I sound like Dr. Phil…..

Is Nick going to have to have a special area on this site where people can go and work out their problems with Dr. Phil aka Mrs.Ryan

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:11 pm said:

Is Nick going to have to have a special area on this site where people can go and work out their problems with Dr. Phil aka Mrs.Ryan

Hey, Nick might just need an area for “where is mad”? Hope all is well with him. Maybe his computer crashed or something like that….

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:11 pm said:

Is Nick going to have to have a special area on this site where people can go and work out their problems with Dr. Phil aka Mrs.Ryan

Good idea….The HSB Sofa Chat

Having problems at work, a bad relationship, or just not making your bills- don’t let stress get the best of you. Now Nick has taken this hot little blog to a new level, bring us your problems, let us chase away the blues, and turn that frown upside down. With professional counslers on-line 24-7 to meet your every need. So don’t hesitate, don’t quit the blog on us- GET HELP. Couples welcome……..

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:17 pm said:

Good idea….The HSB Sofa Chat

Having problems at work, a bad relationship, or just not making your bills- don’t let stress get the best of you. Now Nick has taken this hot little blog to a new level, bring us your problems, let us chase away the blues, and turn that frown upside down. With professional counslers on-line 24-7 to meet your every need. So don’t hesitate, don’t quit the blog on us- GET HELP. Couples welcome……..

That could work..

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:17 pm said:

Good idea….The HSB Sofa Chat

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That is great! LOL

Jodie on 4/18/2006 at 8:18 pm said:

That is great! LOL

OH NO! you guys are crackin me up!!

Jodie on 4/18/2006 at 8:17 pm said:

Hey, Nick might just need an area for “where is mad”? Hope all is well with him. Maybe his computer crashed or something like that….

Just a thought has the Defcon sauce ever been tested on humans before production. Maybe it caused him to spontaneous combust. I think we all should investigate.

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 7:53 pm said:

What kind of porn sites??????

New fun with hot sauce? Hot sauce fetish perhaps?

Nick appears to be alright, after 52 wings, I am sure that wasn’t it….

loco luna brian on 4/18/2006 at 8:22 pm said:

New fun with hot sauce? Hot sauce fetish perhaps?

I don’t know I have had hot sauce in my eyes before and I am positive that I don’t want it anywhere else.

loco luna brian on 4/18/2006 at 8:22 pm said:

New fun with hot sauce? Hot sauce fetish perhaps?

It give ‘Caption This’ all new meaning doesn’t it???

I can just imagine the contest!

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:23 pm said:

Nick appears to be alright, after 52 wings, I am sure that wasn’t it….

I am glad of that.

Jodie on 4/18/2006 at 8:17 pm said:

Hey, Nick might just need an area for “where is mad”? Hope all is well with him. Maybe his computer crashed or something like that….

Maybe his computer crashed, their phone got turned off, and he was fired from his job all on Monday after Defcon- IT COULD HAPPEN!!

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:23 pm said:

I don’t know I have had hot sauce in my eyes before and I am positive that I don’t want it anywhere else.

I’ve can attest to that! AMEN!!!

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:24 pm said:

Maybe his computer crashed, their phone got turned off, and he was fired from his job all on Monday after Defcon- IT COULD HAPPEN!!

mmmmm I believe the wife said it’s them or me theory better than that Vic

loco luna brian on 4/18/2006 at 8:22 pm said:

New fun with hot sauce? Hot sauce fetish perhaps?

would that be called the “hot sauce hoochie coo”?

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:20 pm said:

Just a thought has the Defcon sauce ever been tested on humans before production. Maybe it caused him to spontaneous combust. I think we all should investigate.

Nah… I haven’t blown up yet! Then again, you see how much Talon I eat - maybe i’m the exception to the rule

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:26 pm said:

mmmmm I believe the wife said it’s them or me theory better than that Vic

Now that I would believe. It is time consuming searching web, hang out with all the chiliheads and blogging, as I sit here knowing I should be doing the dishes and getting ready for work.

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:23 pm said:

I don’t know I have had hot sauce in my eyes before and I am positive that I don’t want it anywhere else.

I agree- no burning condiments, open flame, or sharp instruments near the goods!

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:30 pm said:

I agree- no burning condiments, open flame, or sharp instruments near the goods!

Amen to that !!!!!!

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:29 pm said:

Now that I would believe. It is time consuming searching web, hang out with all the chiliheads and blogging, as I sit here knowing I should be doing the dishes and getting ready for work.

LMAO, I do that in the mornings, it’s hard going to work

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:32 pm said:

LMAO, I do that in the mornings, it’s hard going to work

Tell me about it, as you know I work the lovely third shift and it is tough going to work in the summer. Shift starts at 10:00pm edt

sorry Mr. The nice thing about my work is that I can schedule 6 hour shifts for everyone so we get to enjoy most of the day

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:33 pm said:

Tell me about it, as you know I work the lovely third shift and it is tough going to work in the summer. Shift starts at 10:00pm edt

Third shift is a tough shift- I find it hard to get used to, my body fights it. I did a remodel for the company I work for and did almost 7 months- it sucked.

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:33 pm said:

Tell me about it, as you know I work the lovely third shift and it is tough going to work in the summer. Shift starts at 10:00pm edt

I know the feeling on third shift stuff. I worked on it several weeks ago. It messes with your sleep no doubt!

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:33 pm said:

Tell me about it, as you know I work the lovely third shift and it is tough going to work in the summer. Shift starts at 10:00pm edt

What do you do Mrfreeze?

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:38 pm said:

sorry Mr. The nice thing about my work is that I can schedule 6 hour shifts for everyone so we get to enjoy most of the day

Mrs.Ryan is it your shop= owner/operator

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 8:55 pm said:

Mrs.Ryan is it your shop= owner/operator

No I manage a salon, that’s part of a nationwide franchise

loco luna brian on 4/18/2006 at 8:39 pm said:

What do you do Mrfreeze?

I work at Am General, I am a Journeyman Pipefitter(Skilled Trades)

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 8:58 pm said:

No I manage a salon, that’s part of a nationwide franchise

That’s cool, my Mom rents her booth/space- she’s been doing it as long as I can remeber. She still tells stories of how she would practice on us kids. She also taught for a real long time.

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:59 pm said:

I work at Am General, I am a Journeyman Pipefitter(Skilled Trades)

Sounds good!

Aaron on 4/18/2006 at 8:38 pm said:

I know the feeling on third shift stuff. I worked on it several weeks ago. It messes with your sleep no doubt!

That it does, but I do have internet at work if I need it. That is how I scored the 1993 # 9 bottle, I was at work at the time I found it on Blair’s site

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 9:01 pm said:

That’s cool, my Mom rents her booth/space- she’s been doing it as long as I can remeber. She still tells stories of how she would practice on us kids. She also taught for a real long time.

I owned my own salon for 2 years and taught beauty school for 3 years… I like managing someone else’s store, leaves me more free time and I work what I want since I do the scheduling, the hardest thing is finding honest hard working staff, but that’s anywhere. My mom went to school to do this also but now she drives truck…talk about extremes

Well all I would love to sit and chat some more but i guess I should make my lunch and be off to work. Take care all and will do some chatting tomorrow night. As I say ” peace–love and peppers”

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 9:03 pm said:

I owned my own salon for 2 years and taught beauty school for 3 years… I like managing someone else’s store, leaves me more free time and I work what I want since I do the scheduling, the hardest thing is finding honest hard working staff, but that’s anywhere. My mom went to school to do this also but now she drives truck…talk about extremes

My Sister’s Mother-Inlaw drives longhaul, makes great money. She’s tried several times to settle down and “get a real job” but she keeps going back for the money. She bases herself out of another Son’s home and says she has it made. My sister has gone on a couple of hauls with her before she had her kids.

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 9:06 pm said:

Well all I would love to sit and chat some more but i guess I should make my lunch and be off to work. Take care all and will do some chatting tomorrow night. As I say ” peace–love and peppers”

See ya……Have a good one!

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 9:06 pm said:

Well all I would love to sit and chat some more but i guess I should make my lunch and be off to work. Take care all and will do some chatting tomorrow night. As I say ” peace–love and peppers”

night mr freeze

Vic on 4/18/2006 at 9:10 pm said:

My Sister’s Mother-Inlaw drives longhaul, makes great money. She’s tried several times to settle down and “get a real job” but she keeps going back for the money. She bases herself out of another Son’s home and says she has it made. My sister has gone on a couple of hauls with her before she had her kids.

I went with my mom alot when I was younger, I hated it, loved seeing the country but being cooped up with her for weeks at a time was to much, now I live far far away and we have a great relationship

“now I live far far away and we have a great relationship”

That’s funny- I think a lot of women are like that. Wendy’s mom moved with her boyfriend awhile back- they went to North Florida, about 5 hours away. Wendy would talk to her on the phone, tell me how much she missed her, stuff like that. We would make a trip up there- not two hours into us being there, they are bickering and going at it. The whole trip home “it’s gonna be awhile before we go back there” line of crap. Not three or four weeks later- “I miss my Mom, we should go up next weekend” !!!???!!! My head spins….

My Sister and my Mom and they same way………it’s got to be a GIRL THING.

Good Night Mr & Mrs R & anyone else out there……..

LOL I am the same way with both my sisters, they drive me insane……but I love them, well one of them

G’night Vic sleep well

kristi on 4/18/2006 at 6:42 pm said:

Hmmmm, very strange. Creator, any insight?

I always have lots of insight (evil chuckle), but this Mad thing is just plain weird.

Mrs.Ryan on 4/18/2006 at 7:16 pm said:

well there are many ways to hide a body….like in DEFCON meat based wing sauce ….

‘Tis true, as they say, “The secret’s in the meat”.

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:20 pm said:

Just a thought has the Defcon sauce ever been tested on humans before production. Maybe it caused him to spontaneous combust. I think we all should investigate.

Now THAT would be cool.

Mrfreeze on 4/18/2006 at 8:23 pm said:

I don’t know I have had hot sauce in my eyes before and I am positive that I don’t want it anywhere else.

Actually, at the last Defcon Day, it was more fun watching the people leave the table to answer Nature’s Call, and coming out of the bathroom with a little more pep in their step. LOL!

But seriously, does anyone have a phone number for Mad?

Yeah eman has his number i believe.

it has been reported he isn’t answering his phone nor answering email.

pmac on 4/19/2006 at 3:18 pm said:

Yeah eman has his number i believe.

Eman has tried calling but nobody answers or calls back. Its one thing to ground your spouse from the computer, but nobody grounds their spouse from the phone. There’s gotta be something wrong here, but of course I’m just speculating.

This is one long topic I totally missed out on. =-/

Hey all…just stopping by. Still taping the drywall….it is going to be a long night!!!!!!!!!

eman on 4/22/2006 at 10:05 pm said:

Hey all…just stopping by. Still taping the drywall….it is going to be a long night!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck EMAN.

eman on 4/22/2006 at 10:05 pm said:

Hey all…just stopping by. Still taping the drywall….it is going to be a long night!!!!!!!!!

Drywall can be too much fun! I have done enough of that to know that I appreciate my day job!

Aaron on 4/22/2006 at 10:49 pm said:

Drywall can be too much fun! I have done enough of that to know that I appreciate my day job!

I hear that. I don’t mind hanging the drywall, but I really don’t like the taping and spackle part!

huvason on 4/22/2006 at 10:51 pm said:

I hear that. I don’t mind hanging the drywall, but I really don’t like the taping and spackle part!

To me the drywall stuff isn’t as bad as painting. It may not be fun to me but it is way better than painting! I am NOT a good painter because I do not have the paitience for it. That I get someone else to do

Aaron on 4/22/2006 at 10:53 pm said:

To me the drywall stuff isn’t as bad as painting. It may not be fun to me but it is way better than painting! I am NOT a good painter because I do not have the paitience for it. That I get someone else to do

Painting really doesn’t bother me. It’s the taping\spackling and molding that I can’t stand!

Aaron on 4/22/2006 at 10:53 pm said:

To me the drywall stuff isn’t as bad as painting. It may not be fun to me but it is way better than painting! I am NOT a good painter because I do not have the paitience for it. That I get someone else to do

I helped my Dad add on a room to his house a few years, I would much rather do the dry wall than paint. I hate the paint smell, and the spatter it’s just messy…not that drywall is cleaner, it just doesn’t smell as bad, the worst is the dang insulation… i hate that

When helping my dad build his house I quickly found out what was not fun! I didn’t mind the flooring, hardwood or tile. Alot of work but it sure looks nice. Insulation is a drag cause you pay for it later! The best part is wiring the attic in south MS in June A blast indeed!

I wonder when something truly is “Off topic” I mean
“When helping my dad build his house I quickly found out what was not fun! I didn’t mind the flooring, hardwood or tile.”
Could be followed up with a “When that was done we sat down to a bbq and ate some of the best steaks smothered in Talon from CaJohns”
At least that is what I saw when I read it. Off topic is really a perception of where something is going. C’Mon I can’t be the only one here that can see that end statement with the steaks… I am kinda hungry though, hmmmmm

How did you know where that was going! haha Yeah I was thinking I was getting alittle off topic when I mentioned that but I didnt start it! mmmmm Steaks and Talon . Sounds like a winner indeed!

“Off topic is really a perception of where something is going.”

does any topic ever truly stay ON TOPIC?

steaks and Talon sure do sound good I agree…

Yeah I think there are not too many topic on here that don’t go off on some tangent or another. We do manage to find a way back to hot sauce every once in a while though!

yes we do, so I guess we manage to bring everything full circle in time.

I have had the fortunate opportunity to sample the Talon. WOW!! This is a great sauce!

The mix of Red Savina Habs and Fatalii Chiles really seem to work very well together…WINNER! Thanks CaJohn’s for another new addition to this chileheads quiver of sauces..TC

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Update on the “Spring Hot Sauce Tour”

MSK has landed in Columbus, Ohio and will be making an appearance at CaJohns Fiery Foods today!

Next up, trip to Jim Campbell’s on Tuesday, with a second stop at Jungle Jim’s on Wednesday, then it’s back to CaJohns…

CaJohn on 4/24/2006 at 1:30 am said:

Update on the “Spring Hot Sauce Tour”

MSK has landed in Columbus, Ohio and will be making an appearance at CaJohns Fiery Foods today!

Next up, trip to Jim Campbell’s on Tuesday, with a second stop at Jungle Jim’s on Wednesday, then it’s back to CaJohns…

BOW TO THE KING!!!

BTW CaJohn, my wife and I are still gettin a big kick out of the…..
…”Todd Ed”…lmao!!!

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